I think my computer should be given people status as well. After all, it gobbles energy all day long, it can see me with its eye, it can hear me when I speak, it is warm on the inside, and it makes disagreeable noises when I press its buttons. Oh, and spews out crap constantly!...Thats a people if you ask me.
Reminds me of heart cells. Two heart cells seperated will beat independently, but when they are placed within touching distance of themselves they will synchronize and beat in unison. The more you add, the more the fun.
Holy fuck dude...What the fuck crawled up your ass? What's the matter...did your lithium supply run out? Ya know, just because the japanese spike the water supply of some of their towns, doesn't mean that the eew-ess-of fuckin'-aay does it too! Unless, that's what you were hoping was the case, so that you could claim how fucking rational you are (with your gloryous spiked amurricanski water suppy (spiked with all the other shit they don't tell you about))...But you ain't! As a matter of fact, I'll bet that you have nightmares of little black and white penguines wobbling around all over the place--wobbling. Oh, for the love of printer ink, I'd hate to be you at night...shivering under your covers with a death-grip on your teaddy bear, thinkin' about them there penguine-pod-people! You know what them penguines DO dontcha? They do code. Yep! 24 hours a day...Nothin' but code, to fuck your windows in its registry ass (hey, and them bad boys got flippers too!). And can they paaarty, or what? Hehehe, allways dressed for the occation (unlike CATS, with all their hair balls and shit)! Hey, you know what...I'll bet your afraid of cold pizza too! Ya wouldn't want to get them 'You're soaking in it' dainty little fingers dirty next to your sqeaky clean windoze, now whould ya? That's what I thought! So Youuu just let the poor misguided pengine-pod-people just wobble on by because they probably don't care about your lithium detoxified (but other drug infused (via government conspiracy conspirists)) self either. But you'll never hear any of THEM say anything negative about your windowze...Why? Because they're doin' code. Yep. That's all they do, 24 hours a day. So they can fuck your windowze in it's registry ass. Oh, and scare your cat by hacking your printer at 4am and send you some code.
Well I for one, Do consider the humans of Earth to be SPECIAL. And I have to wonder why they aren't all wearing those 'special helmets' in order to chew gum and walk at the same time?...Or am I thinking of politicians?
I'd like this in the form of nanobots, or an aerosolized inhaler with bio-engineered viruses that target the skins melenin. And I'd like it mind controlled, so I can put up what I want where I want when I want if I want.
And just how much fu$cking 'spam energy' would we save if we fu$cking legalized marijuana? And if you can't wrap your pea-brains around that; contemplate how much fu$cking spam energy could be saved if junk mail were eliminated from the postal service.
*carbon footprint*carbon footprint*carbon footprint*you are bad*you are bad*you are bad*carb.....
No, wait. How about slitting your throats (saves bullets) and using your guts as violin strings instead? How much 'spam energy' would THAT save?
The fact that TFA misrepresents what's going on makes it prime fodder for/. Now we can all demonstrate how much smarter we are than everyone else by all separately posting about how the article sucks and how that's not really what they're doing.
Whao! "...filthey chutney ferret..."
Damn. That made me almost breath my coffee!
I'd tell you to keep up the good work, but who knows what you'd read into that?
Allright Robot! Way to go droid, I think you've done an astounding job there!
*High-five!*
(Er...hand to claw.)
Next round is on me!...
'Barkeep, some natural oil for my metalic trashcan-shaped bud here!' 'And none of that synthetic stuff either.'
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I think my computer should be given people status as well. After all, it gobbles energy all day long, it can see me with its eye, it can hear me when I speak, it is warm on the inside, and it makes disagreeable noises when I press its buttons. Oh, and spews out crap constantly!...Thats a people if you ask me.
You mean like using fly ash to be mixed into cement to create geopolymer concrete? Doing so will solve a big pollution problem worldwide.
Reminds me of heart cells. Two heart cells seperated will beat independently, but when they are placed within touching distance of themselves they will synchronize and beat in unison. The more you add, the more the fun.
UNCLEAN!
Okay, it's on! Gonna hack your printer at 4am and scare your cat!
Holy fuck dude...What the fuck crawled up your ass? What's the matter...did your lithium supply run out? Ya know, just because the japanese spike the water supply of some of their towns, doesn't mean that the eew-ess-of fuckin'-aay does it too! Unless, that's what you were hoping was the case, so that you could claim how fucking rational you are (with your gloryous spiked amurricanski water suppy (spiked with all the other shit they don't tell you about))...But you ain't! As a matter of fact, I'll bet that you have nightmares of little black and white penguines wobbling around all over the place--wobbling. Oh, for the love of printer ink, I'd hate to be you at night...shivering under your covers with a death-grip on your teaddy bear, thinkin' about them there penguine-pod-people! You know what them penguines DO dontcha? They do code. Yep! 24 hours a day...Nothin' but code, to fuck your windows in its registry ass (hey, and them bad boys got flippers too!). And can they paaarty, or what? Hehehe, allways dressed for the occation (unlike CATS, with all their hair balls and shit)! Hey, you know what...I'll bet your afraid of cold pizza too! Ya wouldn't want to get them 'You're soaking in it' dainty little fingers dirty next to your sqeaky clean windoze, now whould ya? That's what I thought! So Youuu just let the poor misguided pengine-pod-people just wobble on by because they probably don't care about your lithium detoxified (but other drug infused (via government conspiracy conspirists)) self either. But you'll never hear any of THEM say anything negative about your windowze...Why? Because they're doin' code. Yep. That's all they do, 24 hours a day. So they can fuck your windowze in it's registry ass. Oh, and scare your cat by hacking your printer at 4am and send you some code.
Nope...up/down arrows didn't work for me either. I've been observing strange behavior ever since I uninstalled that evil Noscript.
Well I for one, Do consider the humans of Earth to be SPECIAL. And I have to wonder why they aren't all wearing those 'special helmets' in order to chew gum and walk at the same time?...Or am I thinking of politicians?
"...Plus, we'd be ABLE to go to prison...". Oh my, just beat the shit out of your bosses head with your laptop...you'll be ABLE to go to real easy.
I'd like this in the form of nanobots, or an aerosolized inhaler with bio-engineered viruses that target the skins melenin. And I'd like it mind controlled, so I can put up what I want where I want when I want if I want.
Use a nuclear cannon to blast one small ORION-type ship into orbit.
Oh, wait...V would kill them.
Maybe.
And just how much fu$cking 'spam energy' would we save if we fu$cking legalized marijuana? And if you can't wrap your pea-brains around that; contemplate how much fu$cking spam energy could be saved if junk mail were eliminated from the postal service. *carbon footprint*carbon footprint*carbon footprint*you are bad*you are bad*you are bad*carb..... No, wait. How about slitting your throats (saves bullets) and using your guts as violin strings instead? How much 'spam energy' would THAT save?
*Omidreza Mirsayafi* *Park Dae-sung*
The fact that TFA misrepresents what's going on makes it prime fodder for /. Now we can all demonstrate how much smarter we are than everyone else by all separately posting about how the article sucks and how that's not really what they're doing.
You're my hero! I nominate YOU as Borg leader!
If we ever go to war with Russia, we support Russia. We support every other country in the world that is not the regime of united states.
I am not a cAt...I aM not a caT...i Am n0t a cat!
I'm Mickey Mouse!
Even Ford Fairlaine intuitivley must have known, when he promissed to slam a cheese buger down his girls throat.
I like the one where the guy sings about 'doin' your mom'.
Whao! "...filthey chutney ferret..." Damn. That made me almost breath my coffee! I'd tell you to keep up the good work, but who knows what you'd read into that?
Map this!
Well, we can do this to Google. Why can't we do this to the Government?
Allright Robot! Way to go droid, I think you've done an astounding job there! *High-five!* (Er...hand to claw.) Next round is on me!... 'Barkeep, some natural oil for my metalic trashcan-shaped bud here!' 'And none of that synthetic stuff either.'