User: cyborg_monkey

Try this...

On: Message from Kabul

Pour a Kabul of hot grits down your pants.

Re:$6000: Doll

On: Geek Gift Ideas 2001

And you can beat the crap out of this one, and the police will never come ringin' at your door (unlike last time, right banuaba?).

Re:It's a recession, what did you expect?

On: Economic Slump hits Open Source

Are you really that fucking retarded?

Re:My Favorite Recipe

On: Inventions of 2001

I am not a moron.

Re:oh...my...god

On: Friendships in the IT Workplace?

Shut up you pussy.

Re:w00ta first post

On: Motherboard Preview From Comdex

w00t!

Re:I hear ya buddy!

On: Museum Of Broken Packets

Is that all you got? What a tremendous pussy you are.

I hear ya buddy!

On: Museum Of Broken Packets

Interesting and amusing idea. Most of the wasted packets I get are IIS worm attempts -- not nearly as interesting.

God damned, Microsoft sucks! Fucking eh, right TunaTaco?

Re:generic anti-protection arguement

On: BMG Backs Down Over Copy-Protected CD

Yes, everyone beleives that you spent $30k on music. I know I sure do.

The amount of money you spent on music still does not justify your thievery.

I deposit a paycheck every two weeks, do I have a right to steal money from the bank?

Re:hmm

On: BMG Backs Down Over Copy-Protected CD

I have fur on my testicles, would you like to see?

Re:So there I was....

On: How the DOJ/MS Settlement was Reached

That "huge dump" was her boyfriend's penis stuck in your ass.

Re:User reviews?

On: Conectiva Linux 7.0 Review

Use WindowsXP. It installs easy, works great, there is tons of software available.

Plus, you will no longer be associated with all the fucking morons idiot shitbag hippies that are linux zealots.

Your pal,

CM

Hello again!

On: Conectiva Linux 7.0 Review

Kiss my furry genitals.

Re:Before we even get started...

On: Another Plane Down in New York

Actually, I get modded up semi-frequently. That's because I am a clever little monkey.

Re:Please

On: AMD Athlon XP 2000+ Review 6 Weeks Before Release

The plural of Lego is Lego, not Legos.

Re:Before we even get started...

On: Another Plane Down in New York

I am at -6 karma, and if someone mods me up (as they did in this case) then I post at zero.

But as you can see, I was wacked back down again!

Re:Before we even get started...

On: Another Plane Down in New York

Thank god you stepped forward to bring calm and order to Slashdot!

Excellent job!

Re:plane crash in new york

On: First Review of Sharp's new Linux-based PDA

of course CNN and MSNBC are overloaded.

Oh yes!

On: First Review of Sharp's new Linux-based PDA

Yes, I will spend $500 on a prototype (yes prototype, that is essentially what this is).

No supporting software, or accessories.

Only a complete moron (read: Linux zealot) would buy this device. It does not stand a chance against the existing application/peripheral base that you get with a Palm or PocketPC.

Re:Presenting

On: First Review of Sharp's new Linux-based PDA

I am not wearing pants.

Re:I'd like to get in a check out Fermilab

On: Neutrinos, Muons and the Standard Model

bu they have restricted access since 09/11

Looks like you have been hiking around there a little to much, the particle accelerator has affected your spelling.

Re:Can it be?

On: Buses and Interconnects: The Next Generation

Yeah, and your first post attempt was brilliant, right. You are the fucking retard around here.

Shut the fuck up, you twat-waffle.

Re:WIPO troll...

On: Dump Broadband, Dig Out Your Modem!

Spoken like a true anonymous pussy.

Re:fp

On: Dump Broadband, Dig Out Your Modem!

moron.

Re:Nice Job

On: Color Photographs with Game Boy Camera

I can see your scooter pie.