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  1. Re:Haha...China won the X-Prize in 1500AD!! on Diamandis Predicts X-Prize Winner Within One Year · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, really! Check out the following link: http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/space/09/30/china.wan hu/index.html From the sounds of it, the explosion certainly sent him onto outer space, and he (most likely) flamed down in the outback... ...can the X-Prize be awarded post-humously? ;)

    No. He didn't do it again within a fortnight...

  2. Oh come ON! on Doctor Who Comeback · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Look. Just because Russell T. Davies is best known for Queer As Folk this does NOT mean Dr. Who is going to be gay all of a sudden. Well, any more gay than before. (An awful lot of Dr. Who fans are gay, and there's nothing wrong with that.)

    What this does mean is that Dr. Who is going to be written by someone who is not just an excellent writer of TV drama, but also by someone who is a long-term fan of Dr. Who, and so has a a love of his material!

    Give the man a chance, people! Wait and see....

  3. Re:His assistants weren't on Doctor Who Comeback · · Score: 2, Funny

    One word. Adric. How gay was he?

  4. Re:Optimal office on The Bionic Office · · Score: 1
    I so thoroughly enjoy solving programming problems that when my wife is out of town, I work 16-20 hours per day with a big smile on my face. I wake up in the morning excited because as I was waking up, I thought of an interesting solution to the problem I'd been working on. When my wife asks me, "What are you thinking about", the answer is almost always something related to the program I'm working on at the moment. In short, this isn't only what I "do", but what I would be doing even if I wasn't paid for it.


    You are a very sad man. Get a life, now before it's too late...
  5. Re:Nice office... but who is going to pay for this on The Bionic Office · · Score: 1

    I fail to see how sofas and a big telly are going to improve productivity. Decrease productivity when all the programmers hang around to watch TV when they should be working, yes.

    And who the hell wants to hang out at the office!!!!??? Have these people no lives? There's something seriously wrong with anyone who doesn't get the fuck away from their workplace ASAP when their working day is done!

  6. Re:Marketing madness! on Paper Capable Of Playing Videos Developed · · Score: 1

    When I saw the cereal box in Minority Report, my first thought was "Somebody at Kelloggs is working on that right now...".

  7. More Proof... on Monty Python's Holy Grail goes Broadway · · Score: 1

    ...if any were needed that Eric Idle does not have a single grain of talent left in his entire body.
    The only ex-Pythons to have done anything worthwhile in the last 20 years are Terry Gilliam and Michael Palin. In the last 10 years I'd say Terry Gilliam alone.
    The rest are just painfully unfunny, Cleese and Idle especially.

  8. Re:Why is it 3d on Simpsons Hit A Home(r) Run With GTA Clone? · · Score: 1

    I agree. Simpsons in 3D is just WRONG. Well, apart from that bit in one of the Treehouse of Horror episodes, anyway.

  9. Just a minute now... on Phone Plus Sensory Deprivation Equals... · · Score: 1

    You just know that if Linux was involved in any way, shape or form with this device, hordes of slashdotters would be proclaiming it the greatest invention ever!

  10. Re:The unmobile-mobile phone on Phone Plus Sensory Deprivation Equals... · · Score: 1

    this contraption looks like something from that show Get Smart.. you remember "The Cone of Silence"?

    WHAT'S THAT CHIEF?

  11. Laugh and laugh again. on Linus to SCO: 'Please Grow Up' · · Score: -1, Troll

    I shall laugh and not be incredibly surprised if SCO are still alive and kicking long after Damage (Who? They've done what? Oh. They don't release until next year. Right.) have bit the dust.
    I shall laugh even more if SCO were to be proven correct in their allegations. If that happens, I shall laugh my fucking socks off.

  12. Re:What's in a name? on The Return of Apollo? · · Score: 1

    Put Iain Banks in charge of naming spacecraft. I gather he has a big list of spaceship names he scribbles new ones in whenever he comes up with them.

  13. Re:Yay! on The Return of Apollo? · · Score: 1

    You're right, there's absolutely nothing wrong with the Soyuz system and I wouldn't mind one bit if NASA started buying and flying them. Damn fine spacecraft.

    I agree totally, but it'll never happen for one reason alone.

    Not Invented Here.

  14. Re:Can it be reproduced on Haunted Houses Explained: Infrasound · · Score: 2, Funny

    all you need is a 7 metre pipe

    BIG FUCKING DIDGERIDOO!!!

  15. Re:The ISP I work for... on Should ISPs Be The Little Man's Firewall? · · Score: 1

    I would be much more keen to have ISP's not allow systems running Microsoft Windows on their networks

    So you want ISPs to go broke, then?
    You stuck up snob, you.

  16. Re:Huh on Reducing Pesky Fan Noise? · · Score: 1

    Look at /., aintitcool, or even fark. Without the users, these sites would have little value.

    What do you mean, 'would have'?

  17. Come now on Sony's Linux DVR Can Record Two Weeks of TV · · Score: 1

    It's a box! Knowing Sony, it'll be a very nice box, and I wouldn't mind having one.
    But it's a box!!!

    Why the hell does ANYONE care what operating system it's running? It's a box!!!

  18. Re:The future... on Origami Helps Cellphone Cameras To Focus · · Score: 1

    Soon enough we will have foldable cameras, how cool would that be to fold up a camera and slip it in your pocket?

    Folding pocket cameras? Old hat!

    I'm not saying you wouldn't need a big pocket, though.

  19. Re:I'm glad the BBC archive is UK only on Slashback: Bouncing, Taxing, Releasing · · Score: 1

    But I do know that Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency gave us serious proof that Douglas Adams doesn't always write good stuff

    Likewise So Long And Thanks For All The Fish and Mostly Harmless, not to mention The Long Dark Tea-Time Of The Soul all of which were pretty crappy.

  20. Re:Grant Morrison on Grant Morrison On Battlestar Galactica Game · · Score: 1

    Danny the Street was gay more than anything else. He even talked in Palare, which I'd only heard in old BBC Radio comedies.

  21. Dog on GTK+ TTY Port · · Score: 1

    This is like the dog walking on its hind legs.

    It's not that it's done well,
    It's that it's done at all.

    Except far less entertaining...

  22. Re:Hitchhiker's guide!? on BBC to Put Entire Radio & TV Archive Online · · Score: 1

    Why the fuck does his family deserve your money?
    Tell that to his little girl, you selfish evil fucker. Adams was NOT a rich man, and that was one of the reasons which led to his premature death. Selfish Bastards like YOU make me sick.

  23. Re:Seems odd but I always thought Apple might do t on Japan's Proposed 30-Year Robot Program · · Score: 1

    My thought is - stuff like this should be left to corporate spending.

    Bollocks. All corporate spending is interested in is a quick profit. Corporations have no vision beyond the next fiscal quarter. Corporate spending didn't put men in space, take them to the moon, or build a supersonic airliner. That was all government funded. Corporate spending can't even run a fucking train service properly...

  24. Re: Is real flying too scary? on Junji Hirayama 's Home Flight Simulator · · Score: 1

    woom, you took the words right out of my mouth. Spending loads of money on a flight sim is just too sad for words (I'll excuse them if they have some major illness, disability or a pathological fear of flying).

    More people should try flying. It's cool, it's challenging, and you can actually go places without getting stuck in traffic!

  25. Re:once again... its the economy, stupid. on Blackout Week Continues · · Score: -1, Troll

    See! We told you Margaret Thatcher was an evil bitch. Sadly Tony Blair (Tory Plan B) is continuing her sad legacy...