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  1. US to host, (laughing hysterically) WHAT! on US To Host World Press Freedom Day · · Score: 1

    Next year it'll be held in North Korea!

  2. Re:Rouge eh? on Rogue Satellite Shuts Down US Weather Services · · Score: 1

    My dog used to pronounce it "ROOOG" usually when somebody was outside the door.

  3. Re:Some People on A Nude Awakening — the TSA and Privacy · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm old and not the most robust specimen these idiots have ever messed with, but I have a secret weapon, I wear an incontinence undergarment (diaper) and the next time I'm not going to clean myself before going through (I'm gonna be real pissy) and I even may let it fester for a while, who knows maybe I'll make em puke!

    I'm NOT kiddin!

  4. Re:Artificial Brains? on A Mind Made From Memristors · · Score: 1

    Nanobots that (in the beginning) replace damaged parts of the brain with memristor circuits, all you know is that you can speak/see/walk again, but what if the process was allowed to continue (complete replacement), in a very elderly Stephan Hawking? We (the world) would get to keep one of our greatest minds, would Stephan agree?

  5. Re:yay! on Kentucky Announces Creationism Theme Park · · Score: 2

    I are goin too the team park cauze I wanna see how Jeezus made tha wurld in sevun daze!

    Ahm gonna bring mah momma and our six kidz too shar tha fun.

  6. Re:Hmm on What To Load On a 4-Year-Old's Netbook? · · Score: 1

    When I was 5 or 6 my dad put me into foster care (in the 1940's) I loved it, a house on Staten Island, a lawn, carpeting, no stink of cigarettes or bug-spray, other kids to play with! Then it ended & back to Brooklyn I went, bummer!

  7. Re:So, which is worse? on Chinese DNS Tampering a Real Threat To Outsiders · · Score: 1

    So, I'm kind of dense, are you implying that the irredeemably evil nightmare that is China is worse or better than than the corrupt (government by bribery) and (police state in training) that is the USofA?

  8. You want it on the cheap?? on Causing Terror On the Cheap · · Score: 1

    How about some disgruntled kitchen employee with Hep-C jerking off in the cottage cheese?
    Sounds like cheap terrorism to me.

  9. Re:funny and ironic on Kuwait Bans DSLR Cameras Use For Non-Journalists · · Score: 1

    In the USofA you're a "terrorist" if you take pictures that the whores in Washington don't want you to http://cpj.org/2010/11/journalists-arrested-at-school-of-the-americas-pro.php .

  10. Re:Lucky on Boy Finds £2.5M Gold Locket With Metal Detector · · Score: 1

    Really, metal detectors were illegal in Sweden?

    When I was a teenager I wanted the Heathkit version but at $12.00 it was just too expensive.

  11. Bullshit! on Underwear Invention Protects Privacy At Airport · · Score: 1

    You want a "fisting" go ahead and wear something that the illiterate TSA drone hasn't seen before and then try to explain it to somebody with an IQ of 90!

    Unless you have to, DON'T FLY!!

  12. Re:Just web sites? on Senate Panel Approves Website Shut-Down Bill · · Score: 1

    These morons never heard of FTP/SFTP, NNTP, Telnet, SSH or any of the older deprecated protocols.

  13. Just host/register your shit overseas on Senate Panel Approves Website Shut-Down Bill · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The talking pieces of shit in Washington seem to think they control the Internet.

  14. Re:Public service annoucement on A Single Re-Tweet Lands Chinese Woman in Labor Camp · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember an incident where they were fattening a tank/tub of leeches on a little girl.
    Fat leeches more muneee!

  15. Re:asdf on A Single Re-Tweet Lands Chinese Woman in Labor Camp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Every time you elect a lawyer to elective office you are guaranteed that you will get a flood of redundant, contradictory, unenforceable & expensive laws, thereby ensuring the perpetual employment of their colleagues who are paid handsomely to unravel, defend against & prosecute this utterly pointless bullshit!

  16. Legible? by who? on The World's Smallest Legible Font · · Score: 1

    I'm looking at it with bifocals and without, no joy, I would have to use a reading glass to see this.

  17. Encrypt everything, always! on For 18 Minutes, 15% of the Internet Routed Through China · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter if the traffic was hijacked by China or the NSA, All traffic should be encrypted by default!

  18. Re:Just goes to show... on Canada To Mandate ISP Deep Packet Inspection · · Score: 1

    Don't fly, unless you really, REALLY have to, if the airline industry suffers badly enough this shit will stop as the whores in Washington will gladly repeal any laws that their corporate masters tell them to.

  19. Re:Disturbing to see TSA still behind the curve. on TSA Bans Toner and Ink Cartridges On Planes · · Score: 1

    Yeah, they found dirty Kleenex, an incontinence undergarment and a pus fouled Telfa pad inside my special (diabetic) shoe!

  20. Re:I'd rather look at mammaries on Feeling Upset? Look At Some Meat · · Score: 1

    I'm more of a leg/rump man, big hooters were never that big a deal for me, when I was young they were usually bound up in armor plated bras, so that they even looked pointy! A sleek, fit, athletic young woman is what I would consider the (ideal).

    As to looking at meat being calming, a dry-aged steak, on a plate with a potato and a bottle of 57 sauce will calm me down right away!

  21. Re:Disturbing to see TSA still behind the curve. on TSA Bans Toner and Ink Cartridges On Planes · · Score: 1

    You are a moron!
    You are an aimless drifting advertisement as to why the USofA is no longer "land of the free" you and people like you let these talking pieces of shit in Washington convince you that by taking (incrementally) all your freedoms away that your cowardly ass can be "safer"

    God help us from the NEW Americans!

  22. Re:Tower in the park on Engineers Propose Lily Pad-Like Floating Cities · · Score: 1

    "It's nice to be able to walk to places rather than being forced to drive everywhere because nothing is built anywhere near anything else." You must mean California?

  23. Re:Mag? Really. on Engineers Propose Lily Pad-Like Floating Cities · · Score: 1

    Are you thinking of manganese?

  24. Re:Motive on Disguised Asian Male Caught At Canadian Airport · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I hope he get's a break, if some nightmare of a third world country wants you dead, going to a (more) civilized place seems like a good idea!
    I'm surprised more people from states like Florida or Texas haven't done the same, look at the number of people waiting to be killed that were exonerated http://www.innocenceproject.org/know/ through cutting edge science (makes you shudder at how many innocents died miserably before this was possible)

  25. Re:Disturbing to see TSA still behind the curve. on TSA Bans Toner and Ink Cartridges On Planes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bullshit, the bad guys can always find ways to do bad things, and to make a (supposedly) free people go through the shit just shows me that the TERRORISTS have already won!

    (And yeah I some times do call her my "wife")

    Gimme a break, huh!