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  1. Re:Disturbing to see TSA still behind the curve. on TSA Bans Toner and Ink Cartridges On Planes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yeah, I really HATE flying these days, my lady friend badgered and bullied me into taking a trip with her to Hawaii (I REALLY HATE HAWAII) I was taken by wheelchair to the security area where I was frisked, wiped with swabs (they even wiped the airports own wheelchair) before being pushed the rest of the way to the gate. On my return flight it was the same, they even opened my suitcase and left a card inside saying they had done so!

    OK, a 68 year old white American disabled Vietnam Vet, with a 50 year old Hawaiian wife, traveling on a domestic flight has to go through all this BULLSHIT, while everybody knows that TERRORISTS aren't elderly white cripples!

    Kinda makes you think that they really don't want people to travel by air, don't it?

  2. Everything I ever.. on Cook's Magazine Claims Web Is Public Domain · · Score: 1

    Wrote, posted, edited, cut/pasted/renamed, lied about is COPYRIGHTED!

    Everybody, everywhere owes me millions!

  3. I dawnna too you on New York Judge Rules 6-Year-Old Can Be Sued · · Score: 0, Troll

    you bad man, I dawnna det my dun and shoot you, and den my daddy dawnna beat up yaw daddy taws my bigga den yaw daddy!
    Don't you too me, uh-oh, I went sissy aw ovah my lawyers office.

  4. Re:Do Want! on HULC Robotic Exoskeleton MK II Undergoing Tests · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but since we are still deep into SciFi territory, I want little nanobots that can gradually take over the functions of my living brain (over time so I won't even notice) so that when i kick the bucket I can just be put into a brand new steel and titanium body!

  5. Re:Uh - China didn't "make" it, they "assembled" i on China Makes World's Fastest Supercomputer · · Score: -1, Troll

    It's what the Chinese do, they create nothing (except toxic toys and cheap labor) and take credit for everything!

  6. Re:Next up... on Aussie Kids Foil Finger Scanner With Gummi Bears · · Score: 1

    Don't even joke about that, here in the USofA we love to do unbelievably draconian things for the most ridiculous transgressions!

    Those Aussie kids would be branded as terrorists and locked up for life +100, that is if the weren't just shipped off to Pakistan to be tortured.

  7. What a GREAT way to.. on Most Americans Support an Internet Kill Switch · · Score: 1

    Prevent news of atrocities committed against civilian populations from being reported!

    I bet the Iranian government wished they'd had that capability.

  8. Re:"such as light bulbs, toasters, etc." on Vint Cerf Keeps Blaming Himself For IPv4 Limit · · Score: 0

    ((http://www.myhouse.brick/kitchen/refer/freezer/icemaker ))

  9. Re:But, but on Early Review of 11" Macbook Air · · Score: 1

    My Asus Eee costs less than $350.00 does everything and fits in my Maxpedition Lunada Gearsliger without problems & runs either XP or Linux, how can Apple compete with that?

  10. Broad brimmed hat, big sunglasses.. on UK To Track All Browsing, Email, and Phone Calls · · Score: 1

    Downcast gaze OR a plastic Groucho Marx nose & glasses.

    Rent a Colo in an eastern European country and set up SSH port forwarding on it (to hide your online activity) and to operate your own mail server.

  11. Re:Someone please RTFA! on NASA Reveals Hundred Year Starship Program · · Score: 1

    Don't call me Shirley!

    A starship to Mars is just NASA-speak for "please give us more money.

  12. Re:CHANGE!! on Obama Wants Broader Internet Wiretap Authority · · Score: 1

    Hey buddy, how many kids do you think will recognize a song by the WHO?
    Oh they were in love with their Mocha Messiah! He has turned into an even more repressive dictator than his predecessor.

  13. Re:Wow! Amplitude Modulation! on Digital Radio Mondiale, a Better Standard Than US-Adopted IBOC? · · Score: 1

    I carry a small AA powered AM radio, in case of emergency when all your digital packet, cell stuff is down, analog modulated stuff can and usually does survive.

     

  14. A word about "shoulder surfing" on Man Gets 12-Year Jail Sentence For Planting Child Porn On Enemy's Computer · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you catch somebody at work doing it, report it to their manager immediately! I've had people fired for this, at IBM we are trained to swivel 180 degrees when a client is entering a password. This is non-trivial, DO NOT ALLOW THIS!

  15. Re:She tries too hard on AMD Offers Women Geek Dating Advice · · Score: 1

    It really helps when she looks like the Russian contortionist Vlada!

  16. Re:Why is it a crime on Man Gets 12-Year Jail Sentence For Planting Child Porn On Enemy's Computer · · Score: 1

    Like the Utah woman who took pictures of her 10 month old twins taking a bath and mistakenly had the pictures developed at WalMart? That was in 2000, she is still in prison!

    When you let totalitarianism get a foothold it is always under the assumption that it is "for the common good" and it always spreads and grows like a cancer.

    You can tell a villain by:
    God bless (fill in the).
    Think of the children.
    Get tough on crime/drugs/drunk driving/illegal immigration, etc.
    Running for office/passing the bar.
    Making a speech.

  17. Never heard of an "air gap".

  18. Re:Why would the US / EU want to broadcast Democra on Some Countries Want To Ban 'Information Weapons' · · Score: 1

    Remember the demographic of the people here, most don't remember anything earlier than "desert storm", "Glasnost" and "Perestroika" are before their time and beneath their radar!

  19. Re:Glad I don't live in England... on UK Man Prevented From Finding Chipped Pet Under Data Protection Act · · Score: 1

    Back in 1965 I caught a man trying to undo my dog's chain from a parking meter, i quietly walked up behind him and used my razor sharp Parker pocketknife across his back, I wonder if he still remembers how he got that scar? He took off like a scalded cat! (I still was close to my redneck roots at the time ;-)...

  20. An absolute must! on Former Military Personnel Claim Aliens Are Monitoring Our Nukes · · Score: 1

    Gort Damno oinkyo!
    Klaatu barada nikkto!
    Barengi daegus!
    Gort barenga.

    Gee whiz Mr. Carpenter!

  21. Re:Huge success? Really? on 2011, Year of the Tablet? · · Score: 1

    A "LOT" of Yugo's? Where do you live? Here in northern California I have yet to notice one!

  22. Re:stating the obvious... on Are Desktop Firewalls Overkill? · · Score: 1

    I have, a simple firewall built into my DSL router, I have the crappy firewall built into Windows, I have Peer Guardian (customized), And I have an extra Linux based firewall built into a VM (I'm playing with it/not ready yet).

    If somebody tells you you're paranoid, ask them if they've ever had their PC take a shit!

  23. Re:It's all about entropy on Distinguishing Encrypted Data From Random Data? · · Score: 1

    Wait, wait...
    What idiot carries potentially life-ending data? You remember "special administrative measures"? hide it in pornographic DVD ISO's using encrypted stenography and split it up among many rars/pars on different newsgroups.

  24. Re:Microsoft Should Buy Them on SCO Puts Unix Assets On the Block · · Score: 1

    I've still got my Xenix programmers manuals.

  25. Re:Oldhat (Crystal set radio) on Turning Your Home Wiring Into a Giant Antenna · · Score: 1

    When I was 11 I got a Heathkit Crystal set kit for my birthday, it came with a variable capacitor a diode a small Bakelite knob a phenolic tube a spool of enameled magnet wire a square of plywood, solder, screws, a little piece of sandpaper a pair of fanstock clips with a monophone headset. I had to buy a soldering iron. Let me tell you I was thrilled, and I even entered it into the science fair.