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  1. Mick Jagger says.. on Why Are Terrorists Often Engineers? · · Score: 1

    He ain't a man cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me.

  2. Re:Is this really censorship? on Pentagon Aims To Buy Up Book · · Score: 1

    Can you say thank you! and can we print more?

  3. Re:The Nook already does this in the US. on Sony Breathes New Life Into Library Books · · Score: 1

    See Adobe Digital Editions, available on many devices including PC's.

  4. Re:Not terribly novel on Researchers Create Real Tractor Beams · · Score: 1

    Crooks radiometer has been getting pushed around by light since 1873!

  5. Re:Quick! on DHS CyberSecurity Misses 1085 Holes On Own Network · · Score: 1

    Listen! they're coming up the driveway, out the back door! ;-)...

  6. Re:no this is what you get with outsourced IT VA on DHS CyberSecurity Misses 1085 Holes On Own Network · · Score: 1, Informative

    "18 year old girl being hired as a supervisor and this was her VERY FIRST JOB"

    I guess if I was getting my pole waxed by an 18 year old girl, I'd give her any job she wanted too!

  7. Re:Still can't beat a console. on GoogleTV, AppleTV and the Battle For The Living Room · · Score: 1

    A DOLLAR for a TV show? that's what Apple wants! If you ask me (and you won't) that's just stupid.

  8. Re:Works fine on my e52 on Flash On Android Is 'Shockingly Bad' · · Score: 1

    Move somewhere without a nearby cell tower
    Quit smoking
    Gain weight
    Wear a bathrobe and sweatpants
    Talk with your mouth full
    Use a landline

    In short, grow up!

  9. Re:Annnd... brain goes splat. on Hawking Picks Physics Over God For Big Bang · · Score: 1

    Mass distorts space, the distortion is both gravity and time, the mass accelerated X3 (cubed) from a euclidean point to/at an unbounded velocity (non C) since space itself is following this expansion it's event horizon will move at a rate that will defy measurement until time itself will unform from mass+velocity.

  10. Only two Crypto co-processors? on IBM Unveils Fastest Microprocessor Ever · · Score: 1

    Seems like there should be more.

  11. Re:But what created the law of gravity? on Hawking Picks Physics Over God For Big Bang · · Score: 1

    Mass = gravity +time -speed?

    Where did the mass that created the gravity that triggered the time@speed X acceleration come from?

    Acceleration = bang

  12. Re:"Justice" on Woman Wins Libel Suit By Suing Wrong Website · · Score: 1

    Go look at http://www.exonerated.org/ for more evidence that justice is not only blind, it's also stupid!

  13. Re:Eh? on Resort Attracts Men With Virtual Girlfriends · · Score: 1

    To each his own..
    Heaven is:
    A pension you can live on,
    Do your own cooking,
    A PAID FOR home!
    A wife you can still stand after 30 years,

  14. Re:So in essence... on Pentagon Selects Companies To Build Flying Humvees · · Score: 1

    Grown up, moved out, and are grandparents themselves!

  15. Re:So in essence... on Pentagon Selects Companies To Build Flying Humvees · · Score: 1

    I cannot express how grateful I am at knowing that no child of mine will ever have to fly in one of these abominations!

  16. Government contractors.. on Pentagon Confirms 2008 Computer Breach — 'Worst Ever' · · Score: 1

    The Gummermint in their infinite wisdom has decided that they will no longer hire Tech people as permanent employees (there are exceptions) so their has been an explosion of revolving door "new people" who have to be allowed to sit at a desk, in the building, at a console for up to six months until their security clearances come through. Can you say "social networking"?, I know you can!

    Hi, Foobar, can I sit at your terminal, you know, just to check my Foobar account, is that OK? (check & mate).

  17. Little girly hands.. on Fat Fingered Sumo Wrestlers Given iPads · · Score: 1

    Their hands aren't "fat" they're just large, I assure you I'm not an obese person but at 6'4" tall and 3' wide at the shoulders my hands are extra large and i wear a size 24 ring.
    I cannot use any but the largest buttoned cell phone without a rubber pencil eraser.

  18. Re:This just in on Julian Assange Faces Rape Investigation In Sweden — Updated · · Score: 1

    "or make up new types of punishment on the fly."

    Sweden can't but Umerica can!

  19. Re:7 inches is perfect for the girl slashdotters on 7-Inch iPad Rumored · · Score: 1

    But, the jokes on you cause that really WAS a hamster, duct-taped to your leg!

  20. Re:iPad on 7-Inch iPad Rumored · · Score: 1

    So, is it a smaller ipad or a bigger ipod touch?

    Or is it a bigger iphone without the phone?

  21. Re:iFrame? on New Firefox iFrame Bug Bypasses URL Protections · · Score: 1

    The iframe HTML statement is a valid way to format a webpage in a simple straightforward way. ie: .

  22. Re: How does on Obama Wants Allies To Go After WikiLeaks · · Score: 1

    Go fuck yourself jackoff, you like these crooked bastards getting away with murder every single day, then Tiberius was right, the people do make the government they deserve!

  23. Court? on ISP Owner Who Fought FBI Spying Freed From Gag Order · · Score: 3, Interesting

    you mean a show trial? How about "Special Administrative Measures" where you just disappear, never to be heard from again (except for some faint screaming from a Pakistani prison!

  24. Whadda Dipshit.. on The Great Typo Hunt · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yoo'd make sumbody a reel good secratary!

  25. Re: How does on Obama Wants Allies To Go After WikiLeaks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know how many of the readers of Slashdot actually live in the US, but the "News" that the average Joe sixpack gets (not including Fox, MSNBC, CBN, which is Nothing but outright propaganda) is utterly devoid of anything relevant. The network broadcast news starts out with stuff that we all heard before, filtered and devoid of detail, followed up with a weather or traffic related disaster and ending with "filler", like an old lady of 100 who bowls a perfect game, etc. You end up learning nothing new and only get to see what the network sponsors want. NPR really isn't much better, if you live in the US you have to watch foreign news to get any real information. IMHO there is nothing even approaching a free press here, anytime somebody dares to tell the real truth they get slapped down, demonized and portrayed as a fool/drunk/pedophile/you name it, remember Dan Rather and the G W Bush service record! In the meantime the loyal minions of the Mocha Messiah are planning to cut our meager Social Security benefits (that we paid for) so that they can keep pouring trillions of dollars into these utterly futile, stupid, BULLSHIT wars! Remember these same parasitic, career politicians aren't part of the Social security system (not that they need it, they're all millionaires). This whole Wikileaks thing is an embarrassment to Brown Bush, and it also serves as a welcome distraction from all the true and diabolical evil that the Gummermint is doing.