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Woman Wins Libel Suit By Suing Wrong Website

An anonymous reader writes "It appears that Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader Sarah Jones and her lawyer were so upset by a comment on the site TheDirty.com that they missed the 'y' at the end of the name. Instead, they sued the owner of TheDirt.com, whose owner didn't respond to the lawsuit. The end result was a judge awarding $11 million, in part because of the failure to respond. Now, both the owners of TheDirty.com and TheDirt.com are complaining that they're being wrongfully written about in the press — one for not having had any content about Sarah Jones but being told it needs to pay $11 million, and the other for having the content and having the press say it lost a lawsuit, even though no lawsuit was ever actually filed against it."

323 comments

  1. What TheDirt.com should do by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe TheDirt.com should sue Sarah Jones for libel for making false and damaging defamatory statements about them to the courts and to the press.

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    1. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by metalmaster · · Score: 4, Informative

      It says the reward was, in part, because the owner failed to respond(no showing a court date is bad) so its not really a case for libel.

    2. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, thedirt.com may never have received the complaint if it was delivered to the address for thedirty.com

      They definitely have a lot of room to appeal this.

    3. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No show doesn't mean you automatically lose. If it did then you could sue your best friend for the copyright to Microsoft Windows, and when your friend doesn't show up you automatically win and gain the rights to all royalties for Microsoft Windows.

    4. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, thedirt.com may never have received the complaint if it was delivered to the address for thedirty.com

      Except it wasn't.

    5. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      And TheDirty.com could feasabley do the same since it was not sued and has been defamed from everyone saying they were.

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    6. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by operagost · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why they didn't show, but I'm guessing it had something to do with them being out of the court's jurisdiction.

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    7. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by tophermeyer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      True, it will probably be really easy to appeal.

      But they shouldn't have to. This is an area of out Justice system that sucks. Even though it's an easy win, they still have to pay a lawyer to go into court. Hopefully they will get their expenses reimbursed by the crack legal team that misspelled the word "Dirty".

    8. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by iamhassi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      then she can sue her lawyer for not realizing he was suing the wrong company

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    9. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Actually, you do, although I think it probably assumes that the papers were served to the correct party and that they had the opportunity to respond.

    10. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by lunatic1969 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why they didn't show, but I'm guessing it had something to do with them being out of the court's jurisdiction.

      They didn't have to show. One phone call to the attorney would have cleared it all up. "Hey, you made a mistake. You're suing the wrong person." ...Doing nothing was probably stupid.

    11. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by coryking · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except you don't get court summons delivered by email, facebook, or Twitter. You get them via certified letter, in person, or some other means that is easy to audit.

      Either the summons went to the wrong mail address (Whois for thedirty.com) or it went to the right address and right defendant. It sounds like it went to the wrong name & address.

      Once this gets overturned and they presumably go after the correct party, I susped the plaintiff will have a hard time explaining why she didn't notice the mistake. The lawyer would have at least gone to the website with her in person. If she cared that much about some nasty comment in a website, you think she would notice that the lawyer was on the wrong site, wouldn't you?

      My bet is this fuck up will cost her the real case. If you are pissed about some website, you don't exactly forget what the website looked like!

    12. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by timeOday · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe TheDirt.com should sue Sarah Jones for libel for making false and damaging defamatory statements about them to the courts and to the press.

      By analogy, shouldn't they be suing one Sariah Jones? Or Sarah Jonhannes?

    13. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Except you don't get court summons delivered by email, facebook, or Twitter. You get them via certified letter, in person, or some other means that is easy to audit."

      Not necessarily. It can come by regular mail.

      Been there, done that.

      A/C

    14. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1

      It's called Malpractice.

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    15. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by coryking · · Score: 3, Informative

      Depends on the jurisdiction. In Washington, if by mail it has to be both by certified letter and first class mail. (at least for what I had to assist filing)

    16. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Jezza · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can't someone (everyone) sue the lawyers who make this schoolboy error?

    17. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by shentino · · Score: 1

      They lost that privilege when they implied liability through their failure to respond to the lawsuit.

    18. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But did you get the t-shirt?

    19. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      IANAL, but I believe that regardless of whether or not the defendant shows up, the Plaintiff must still show wrongdoing on part of the defendant (other than failing to show up to court). This is a clear miscarriage of justice, and I find it incredible that NOBODY (judge, etc.) identified this error. This will be appealed and thrown out. Then maybe there will be damages going the other way (seriously, you sued the wrong f-ing person?!).

    20. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Nematode · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At this point, probably not.

      The better, and more efficient solution, would have been not to ignore the original mistaken lawsuit. Either call the plaintiff's attorney and get him to voluntarily dismiss out, or if that doesn't work, file a quick motion to dismiss and ask for sanctions to be imposed, on the grounds that the plaintiff and/or her lawyer signed an improper pleading, because they didn't get this simple, basic fact right and could have easily done so.

      The worst response is to ignore the suit and then squeal like a stuck pig after a default is entered.

    21. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Jezza · · Score: 1

      I see that (we're assuming the lawyers executed this part correctly). But what about everyone else?!

    22. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by frinkster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can't someone (everyone) sue the lawyers who make this schoolboy error?

      Yes. Well, you don't normally sue, you ask the court for sanctions against the lawyers.

      This happens more frequently than you may expect, and is part of the reason why malpractice insurance is very expensive.

    23. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Dan541 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do forget to pursue contempt of court.I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to con the courts into awarding you judgements like that.

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    24. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Jezza · · Score: 1

      Ah right, I don't quite understand the US legal system (not being in the US).

    25. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Dishevel · · Score: 1
      There is a problem when any idiot can drag you into court or make you hire a lawyer for dumb ass shit.

      Laws are made to create justice for a case that has already been done wrong by laws that were made for a previous case that was done wrong.

      The only law I would currently like to see pass through congress is one where anyone hearing someone say "There ought to be a law!" is required to shoot said person in the face.

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    26. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by lunatic1969 · · Score: 1

      I understand what you're saying, but the point is - I doubt very much that TheDirt.Com had to hire a lawyer in the first place. What they should have done was not ignore the legal paperwork. They should have simply called the attorney, advised him/her of the error, and moved along with life. By not doing that, they made someone else's mistake their problem.

    27. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Dishevel · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I am hereby accusing you of being Obamas gay Muslim lover who has small rodents shoved up your ass and likes it all.

      If you do not immediately respond to this accusation you are implying I am correct.

      Damm. I hear some stupid shit on this site.

      Some of it mine.

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    28. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by plumby · · Score: 1

      Firstly, you attempting to sue for damages to MS for piracy of Windows would probably be thrown out well before it got to court, as you aren't the one being damaged.

      Secondly, even if you sued for something you did have entitlement to (e.g. damages from libel), the payment would come from your friend, as he's the one being sued. So he'd have a pretty strong motivation to turn up in court to defend himself.

    29. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by shentino · · Score: 1

      I hereby claim your accusation false and furthermore you are hereby notified that your comments constitute libel and if they are not retracted within 7 days I will consider pursuing a legal claim against you for said tort.

      Notice the 7 days bit. Failing to respond to a lawsuit is an automatic loss in most cases, but you do have time to actually respond.

    30. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by PingSpike · · Score: 4, Funny

      No worries, us folks over here in the US don't understand it either.

    31. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, by not doing that, they set themselves up for a countersuit for fraudulently suing them in the first place. Which may earn them a lot more money than their website does.

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    32. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by lunatic1969 · · Score: 1

      At this age of my life, I tend to make it a point to take the path of Less Drama. Less Drama doesn't include ignoring legal paperwork and getting an 11 Million Dollar judgment dropped on my head when a simple phone call would have fixed it.

    33. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Sparkycat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The lawyer would have at least gone to the website with her in person. If she cared that much about some nasty comment in a website, you think she would notice that the lawyer was on the wrong site, wouldn't you?

      ...

      If you are pissed about some website, you don't exactly forget what the website looked like!

      Not necessarily. Remember a little while back, when a quirk in google's page ranking sent searches of "facebook.com" to an unrelated news site? Hundreds of non-techie users were extremely confused, trying to "log into facebook" through the news site's comment form.

      Just because you would never forget what a website looks like, doesn't mean a less net-savvy person and her lawyer wouldn't.

    34. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by PIBM · · Score: 1

      It seems that his jurisdiction allows him to claim an instantaneous reply, which you obliviously failed to provide. Too bad ;)

    35. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by thechemic · · Score: 1
      The original comments actually make more derogatory comments about her ex-boyfriend than they do about Sarah herself. It's basically an immature assumption of STD transmission by association. How the fuck, is a comment like this worth 11 million dollars?!!

      "THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here we have Sarah J, captain cheerleader of the playoff bound cinci bengals.. Most ppl see Sarah has a gorgeous cheerleader AND highschool teacher.. yes she’s also a teacher.. but what most of you don’t know is.. Her ex Nate.. cheated on her with over 50 girls in 4 yrs.. in that time he tested positive for Chlamydia Infection and Gonorrhea.. so im sure Sarah also has both.. "

      If I sued everyone that made a 1/2-assed derogatory comment about me I would spend my entire lifetime in court and would have judgements in my favor for the sum of One Trillion Dollars or more... Everyone would. Our legal system, and Sarah Jones, are both ridiculous. Disgustingly ridiculous...

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    36. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Sentrion · · Score: 0

      IANAL, just commenting on my limited understanding of law. Do not rely on my comments for any purpose.

      Depending on the jurisdiction of the judgment debtor, the wrong defendent in this case, could claim they were never served. Then it is on the plaintiff to prove they were served. Given that the plaintiff didn't serve the proper defendent the judgment debtor (wrong defendent) could rely on this fact alone to show that the plaintiff didn't have the competence to properly serve process. To say "I never got the summons" is proof enough, since the plaintiff cannot claim that they did serve the right person.

      Now if they can sucessfully show this to the court the wrong target could sue for gross negligence fraud. Courts in many states can award treble damages for fraud. Damages would be to their reputation and credit history. If the judgment ever shows up on their credit report then they could be denied a loan or a business opportunity. Now that the judgment has been blasted all across the media and internet the wrong target should have a strong libel claim. Perhaps the owner of "TheDirt" will win $11 million against Sarah Jones and her lawyers. Maybe more.

      Given that people now rely on information available on the internet, even firing employees for the content of their facebook pages, the owner of TheDirt may always be denied opportunities because of the reference to the $11 million judgment.

    37. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either the summons went to the wrong mail address (Whois for thedirty.com) or it went to the right address and right defendant. It sounds like it went to the wrong name & address.

      There is another possibility. It is becoming common for process servers to lie under oath that they served the defendant when in fact they did not:

      http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1202432464950
      http://www.northcountrygazette.org/2010/01/15/guilty_server/
      http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/5146727-beware-of-process-server-scams

    38. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by MrLint · · Score: 1

      However according to the article. they asked the court, one presumable to handle the case, to take extraordinary means. As it was approved, one would presume that said court would find that summons service valid. So in short the precedent is 'when it appears that all else will fail, you ask for permission to take extraordinary measures.'

      Email is *not* the first action, and would likely be considered invalid as the primary method.

    39. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by dwillden · · Score: 3, Funny

      True, I believe we've outsourced the responsibility/ability to understand it to a guy named Bob living on an otherwise deserted island in Micronesia.

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    40. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what does a failure to respond tell a court about guilt? Absolutely nothing. Therefore it should have no effect on the proceedings, apart from necessarily withholding the defendant's personal testimony and insight. Courts of law exist for one purpose: to dispense justice. They should not get to hide behind policy and say "Well, you didn't follow our policy, therefore we get to throw justice out the window and do whatever our policy says." If the defendant doesn't show, the state must attempt to ascertain the facts for itself. NOT grant summary judgment.

    41. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should they show? They didn't do anything wrong and it would be a waste of their time. I'm sorry but a court can't make people jump just because it says to. They'd better have some damned good evidence and properly present it before they expect anyone to give a shit what they say.

      thiedirt.com should not only sue the cheerleader, but also the dumbass court and judge that awarded $11 million based on absolutely nothing.

    42. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Can you sue a judge?

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    43. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Your post might is certainly not insightful, seeing as how the article (er, blog post) explicitly mentions that possibility. Thus you should hope for +1 Informative but may get hit with -1 Redundant.

    44. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Hierarch · · Score: 1

      My bet is this fuck up will cost her the real case.

      Unlikely. I doubt any of this screw-up will be admissible in the real case, as it is irrelevant to the matters under trial there.

      What interests me is the results of the "oops" case. A lot of that depends on whether service was properly carried out. If so, then the $11m judgment will probably all go away, but it'll be difficult to get much in the way of sanctions or a successful countersuit. When served for a trial, you need to answer it! Absent a defendant, the judge acted properly. There are no disputed facts, so the plaintiff's assertions are more or less taken as gospel.

      If service was improperly carried out, then sanctions are probable, and the judgment goes away instantly.

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    45. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What they should have done was show up in court and told his/her/whatever side. Now I'm guessing its going to cost him/her/whatever more money to get the judgment removed.

    46. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Yakasha · · Score: 1

      True, it will probably be really easy to appeal.

      Its called a motion to vacate.
      And it won't necessarily be easy. The argument to vacate a default judgement must effectively show that you did everything you could to obey the courts. So what it will probably come down to is the testimony of whoever served the initial summons. If TheDirt was never properly served then yes, the Judge will almost definitely vacate the judgement and that will be the end of their involvement. However, if it comes down to TheDirt.com receiving the summons and ignoring it because "lol thats not us", the Judge is well within his right to just say "tough, pay the $11m". It has happened exactly like that many times before.

      Reading the original article, TheDirty.com says they were never served. Since the person dishing out the summons has to show they served somebody, that probably means TheDirt.com was served, and ignored it. Stupid mistake.

      And no, they won't get their expenses reimbursed either. All they had to do was answer the summons, say "thats not us", and go home. They refused, they get to pay their own fees.

    47. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      Except you don't get court summons delivered by email, facebook, or Twitter. You get them via certified letter, in person, or some other means that is easy to audit

      My two cents - a website called TheDirt probably gets a lot of summons and orders to pay restitution, fake or otherwise. Moral of the story has to do with sticking your neck out.

      My bet is this fuck up will cost her the real case

      New items on To Do list for TheDirty: (a) wipe their servers (b) move to an untouchable jurisdiction

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    48. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      It's not like the judge had any actual legal leeway. He's only allowed to rule on what is presented before the courts. Without even a token appearance, it's an uncontested case. Federal rules of civil procedure require he enter a default judgment for whatever relief the plaintiff asks.

      IE, if you don't respond, the court is required to fine you "the moon and the stars", if that's what the plaintiff asks for.

    49. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just love the notion that she probably though she had practicallywon the lottery, $11 m....

      But now, will likely only face some hefty legal fees instead.

    50. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should sue the prosecuting lawyers for being so clueless and wasting the court's time. I'm sure there's a rule somewhere about due diligence and professional conduct. And Sarah Jones should sue them for doing such a poor job of representing her case that the lawyers misidentified the defendant. The judge made a mistake, but based on faulty information supplied by the prosecution.

    51. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they should coordinate with TheDirty.com ...

      So if TheDirty.com were subsequently to be sued for the claimed injury, they could move for summary dismissal with prejudice citing the award already issued against another party.

      And then TheDirt.com could simply file an appeal based on a lack of factual and legal suffieciency to support the findings of the bench - and ask for reparations under quantum meruit in countersuit.

      A little justice to the paintiff and thier moron attorneys.

    52. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They were so incompetent as to file the suit against the wrong company. What makes you think they properly served the company that had the judgment made against it?

    53. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      In our jurisdiction you get it first by regular mail as a courtesy. If you fail to show from that then you are summonsed and charged for the summons fee.

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    54. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Mr.+Shiny+And+New · · Score: 1

      I think the suit being thrown out before it gets to court is contingent on the defendant responding to the suit. No defendant means no motions to dismiss.

    55. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Trahloc · · Score: 1

      If the defense doesn't show up isn't he at least required to READ the evidence? Make sure the defendant isn't being sued for something impossible? If so then he should have noticed thedirty.com in the link used as evidence and questioned them why thedirty link is there when thedirt is everywhere else.

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    56. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by VinylPusher · · Score: 1

      What are you doing every time you visit a web page? WWW = double u double u double u = 2*(2+1) 2*(2+1) 2*(2 + 1)

      What?

    57. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, there should be a limitation on damages to the amount explicitly demonstrated to been occurred (denied enrichment) . This is something that is absent in the US system, apparently.

    58. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by plumby · · Score: 1

      If you've got no evidence of any crime being committed against you (as in the case of claiming that you are owed money because someone's pirated Windows), then there's no suit to respond to. But, as I've said, even if that someone got missed, the money would be owed by your mate, not from anyone else. So why would your mate not respond to the summons?

    59. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I meant.
      It's not like I don't know "legal" and "moral" are two completely different things, but surely the judge made a fuckup here. Surely he should have thrown the case out before it even got to court.

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    60. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by tebee · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough the original complaint mentions the infringing web site by the right url - see section 8, but then goes on to accuse the other website !

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    61. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Nematode · · Score: 1

      They were so incompetent as to file the suit against the wrong company. What makes you think they properly served the company that had the judgment made against it?

      The fact that a default judgment was entered. You generally don't get those unless you prove that the defendant was properly served.

      That is just an assumption, though, and if the defendant wasn't, in fact, served, but had a judgment entered against it for some reason, its motion to set aside the judgment and/or appeal should be even easier.

    62. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Someone else had mentioned that the site was registered through a proxy, so a summons sent by certified mail wouldn't have reached them directly, and the statements by them were that the first time they heard of it was when they found out they had the judgment against them. You don't have to prove you served them to get a default judgment. You just have to prove that you appropriately tried to serve them (and there are even cased where you can get a default judgment when you know for a fact that no attempt at serving them ever reached them). So assuming they were actually served (from there perspective) doesn't mean that they weren't served (from the court's perspective) and that the incompetence of the plaintiff would indicate that the "mistake" of inappropriately serving a third party proxy and not the actual company in question would result in such a situation, though there are also more ways that could come up as well.

      The judgment should be easily set aside for a large number of reasons. The initial filing was false (they asserted someone wronged them who did not do so). The defendant claims to have not been served, which should be enough for a retrial unless there's proof they were served personally (rarely done these days, everyone serves through the mail when they can - much cheaper). And you can always appeal a default judgment for all the regular reasons you can appeal a regular judgment.

    63. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a default judgement entered against me (for $100 or something like that) for failing to appear in court and had my wages garnished. According to the plaintiff, I had been served. However, I was not. Had I known about it, I would have gone to court (it wasn't money I owed).

    64. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because of myopic morons who defend the process but ignore the substance that the country is so fucked up by lawyers.

      Any minimally sensible person with a sense of justice would have defended the innocent and made the guilty or those who erred pay the price.

    65. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Where I've been, they have to be delivered by USPS certified, or a process server.

          If a certified letter comes to an office, it's very likely that it would be signed for. Someone realized it wasn't really for them, and probably shitcanned it. End of story.

          I've seen my share of C&D's flow by. They're frequently to the wrong party, but the lawyers don't know any better.

          For those who haven't been through it, first you get a C&D. It's the polite-ish legal letter saying "If you don't Cease and Desist from [said action], we will file a lawsuit against your company. The right thing to do is read it, do as they say, and then you're done with it. If it was a misdelivery, I've always tried to provide corrected information to them, so we wouldn't be on the ugly end of a lawsuit.

          What happened on the parts of both publications was fine. The wrong party got notified. It got shitcanned because it didn't relate to them. The real party didn't even know it was happening, so they couldn't take any action.

          It'll come out in the appeal. It won't look good for the plaintiff though. Now they have two defendants, and two sets of court proceedings to go through, and will owe the incorrectly identified party a lot, including legal fees.

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    66. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This is an area of out Justice system that sucks."

      OUR*

      maybe you should hire a crack legal team to spell check your comments :P

    67. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      So if I sue the crotchety old illiterate farmer, who hates the guberment and is most likely going to throw any letters in the bin, for something he didn't do I can get a default judgement and take his farm?
      sweet!

    68. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by plumby · · Score: 1

      If your claim isn't so frivolous that it's thrown out before it gets to court, and your state/country doesn't require the writ to be served in person, then yes.

      Of course, even if it makes it to court and he doesn't show up, the judge still gets to define the level of damages to be awarded, so you'd better make up something bad. And if the farmer does open the letter and turn up to defend himself, you're likely to end up paying costs for the trial if you lose (and run the risk of being counter-sued by the farmer).

    69. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Unlikely. Under the US legal system it's rare for costs to be awarded against a losing plaintiff, no matter how frivolous, spurious or downright ludicrous.

      Add in the fact that lawyers often work on a "no win = no fee" basis and you don't need a PhD in game theory to work out the consequences.

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    70. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Even though it's an easy win, they still have to pay a lawyer to go into court.

      What do you mean - "they still have to pay a lawyer to go into court"?
      I mean, it's probably wise to have a lawyer somewhere writing the scripts, but you can have a shaved baboon present your case for you, provided that the court (i.e. judge/ magistrate) can understand the baboon.

      Who would design such a system? Oh, that explains it : the lawyers designed the system. 'Nuff said.

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    71. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are only assuming he ignored it. With all the errors, who knows if word of the lawsuit even reached thedirt before the hearing.

    72. Re:What TheDirt.com should do by hattig · · Score: 1

      To: *Owner of TheDirty.com*
      At: *Address of TheDirt.com*

      "Hmm," thinks owner of thedirt.com, "I'll throw that away, nobody by that name here."

      or vice versa.

  2. Cue cheerleader jokes in 3..2.. by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not her fault. She got the lawyer to do her homework for her.

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    1. Re:Cue cheerleader jokes in 3..2.. by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oooohh...you're for it now! Filing lawsuit against "elrous1" in 3, 2, 1....

    2. Re:Cue cheerleader jokes in 3..2.. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Sure looks more like elrousO to me...

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    3. Re:Cue cheerleader jokes in 3..2.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm ... zero, not the letter O, and of course ... woosh!

    4. Re:Cue cheerleader jokes in 3..2.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WH000000SH!

    5. Re:Cue cheerleader jokes in 3..2.. by elrousO · · Score: 1

      What the...? I just got this letter from a lawyer saying I insulted some cheerleader person!

    6. Re:Cue cheerleader jokes in 3..2.. by selven · · Score: 1

      It's not her fault. She got the juror to do her homework for her.

      FTFY

  3. I don't like this story by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm gonna sue slashdork!

    1. Re:I don't like this story by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually to be true to form, you should sue Digg...

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    2. Re:I don't like this story by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Which we would ALL appreciate.

    3. Re:I don't like this story by Crash+Culligan · · Score: 1

      Drakkenmensch: I'm gonna sue slashdork!

      Are you really sure you want to give a site called slashdork.com good reasons for saying bad things about you?

      I mean, their fanfic section alone... *shudder*

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    4. Re:I don't like this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually to be true to form, you should sue Digg...

      Don't you mean Diggy.com?

    5. Re:I don't like this story by el3mentary · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be Dugg?

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    6. Re:I don't like this story by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Their staff is too long. They're DIGGing in the wrong place.

    7. Re:I don't like this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      okay so I googled slashdork to get the joke, found slashdork.com, and now i'm back here still not getting the joke.

  4. Hmm by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

    Too bad we can't register justicey.gov and repost the libel and slander...

  5. Ye flipping bob... by Chas · · Score: 1

    The stupid...it hurts me!

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    1. Re:Ye flipping bob... by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      This is not the stupid you seek.

  6. "Justice" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This has to be the best evidence that I have seen that our "Justice" system is broken. Did the judge not even bother looking at the evidence? And what were they thinking proceeding with a verdict without the defendant having a voice in the proceedings? It sounds like both the court and the suing attorneys completely ignored their due diligence duties and I hope they hang (financially & professionally) for it.

    1. Re:"Justice" by mr_mischief · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The defendant had a voice. They were summoned to court and refused to show up. They could have just sent a motion to dismiss with prejudice since they weren't the right defendant. They could have even just called her lawyer and said, "Look, we never wrote anything about your client, so we could not have slandered or libeled her. You have the wrong site." Then the lawyer could have done his diligence and filed against the proper party.

    2. Re:"Justice" by coryking · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you get a court summons, you should not ignore it. Even if they sent it to the wrong guy (you), you could at least call the plaintiff and say "yeah, I got this summons, but I think you got the wrong website).

      If you just ignore the thing and hope it goes away, guess what... By not showing up in court the judge doesn't have to examine the evidence. They just assume since you didn't respond and didn't show up, you don't mind entering into a default judgement.

      It isn't a fucked up justice system... It is an idiot who ignored a court summons. Can he wiggle out of it? Yes. But now it will cost him a whole lot more time, money, and hassle than if he had just picked up the phone and said "WTF is this summons about?"

    3. Re:"Justice" by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe it was an error in judgment, but is it an $11 million error? That's sick.

      What's even sicker is the legal wonks sitting around scratching their goatees and blathering "Well, teh laws am teh laws." This is a horrific result.

      Then the lawyer could have done his diligence and filed against the proper party.

      How about the lawyer do his due diligence BEFORE all this happens? You people... seriously... there needs to be more crotches punched in this world. You're all sleepwalking zombies.

    4. Re:"Justice" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "Look, we never wrote anything about your client, so we could not have slandered or libeled her. You have the wrong site."

      Why would you do that? Her lawyer gets paid for that kind of information, you don't. Your best option is to wait it out. Very few people actually go through with that kind of threat. If you're actually summoned, get a lawyer, show up, win, then sue the idiot for all she got. If a person can get $11 million for libel, you should well get your time's worth for having to defend against someone trying to take you to the bank for something you didn't do.

    5. Re:"Justice" by oji-sama · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's still broken, if you can sue a wrong party and win. You shouldn't need to worry about defending yourself (legally) from idiots.

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    6. Re:"Justice" by Spad · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that they sent the summons to the right idiot.

    7. Re:"Justice" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know they didn't pick up the phone? Have you ever tried to talk to a batshit crazy woman on the phone?

    8. Re:"Justice" by mr_mischief · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're right. He should have filed against the proper party in the first place. He was acting on the faulty recollection, likely enough, of his client. He still should have double-checked who the proper party was.

      The company that got served would have had the plaintiff's lawyer's contact information and contact information for the court. They could have sent affidavits to both for a few dollars for the notary (if they don't employ anyone who is a notary) and a few dollars for certified postage that they had never written anything about the plaintiff and that they were not the proper party to sue. If the judge still ordered them to appear, they could have spent a few hours on local representation for someone to show up and argue for dismissal against the wrong defendant and naming of the proper defendant, then easily been reimbursed for that attorney's fees.

      You do realize that this happens often enough -- that the wrong person or company gets served -- that there are established court procedures for dealing with it?

    9. Re:"Justice" by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      Then the lawyer could have done his diligence and filed against the proper party.

      How about the lawyer do his due diligence BEFORE all this happens? You people... seriously... there needs to be more crotches punched in this world. You're all sleepwalking zombies.

      Of course the lawyer should have done his due diligence before it happened, but he didn't. Anyone can sue anyone for anything and sometimes hilariously stupid mistakes get made. If you get someone else's lawsuit delivered to your door it's a pretty good idea to correct it.

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    10. Re:"Justice" by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      You're under a legal obligation to mitigate damages to yourself at all times. You can't allow damages to pile up then win them all back.

      A certified letter or even a couple phone calls would have likely straightened the plaintiff's lawyer out. Why fly to some other state or research local lawyers there to represent you in your absence, attend court, argue, and fight for the legal bills when you could spend $12 or so on a notarized affidavit sent through certified mail (and probably be reimbursed for that by her attorney right out of his office's petty cash account)?

    11. Re:"Justice" by nomadic · · Score: 1

      How about the lawyer do his due diligence BEFORE all this happens? You people... seriously... there needs to be more crotches punched in this world. You're all sleepwalking zombies.

      Yeah, yeah, we're all simpleminded sheep because we rely on the well-established court procedures for fixing the error that happened rather than following your advice and go around punching people who we disagree with. Truly your way will lead to a brighter tomorrow.

    12. Re:"Justice" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are assuming the lawyer used the correct address for the wrong company.

    13. Re:"Justice" by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      You should honor the summons issued by the court. You should show up or answer it with a motion to dismiss or extend. If people just don't show up for court because they don't feel like it, then the courts don't work real well. Hence, default judgment exists.

      There's a good chance that if the judge doesn't fix this on his own after all the press that they can just send a single motion to the clerk of the court asking the judge to set aside the judgement and dismiss the case against them, even after the judgment was made.

    14. Re:"Justice" by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, after reading the article linked in the article linked by Slashdot...

      The next day, Bertelsman ruled against Dirty World Entertainment Recordings. Kentucky attorney Eric Deters, who is representing Jones, said it was irrelevant that the incorrect corporation, website and physical address were listed on the complaint and judgment.

      “We’re still going to serve that S.O.B. personally,” Deters said of Richie. “I’m going to make that dirty, rotten, mean, vermin bastard pay. He’s a piece of dirt.”

      Her lawyer sounds like a hilariously stupid mistake.

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    15. Re:"Justice" by AGMW · · Score: 1

      If you get a court summons, you should not ignore it. Even if they sent it to the wrong guy (you), you could at least call the plaintiff and say "yeah, I got this summons, but I think you got the wrong website).

      Of course you could just turn up and defend the case yourself. She'd lose and presumably you'd be awarded costs + damages for defamation, etc.

      Sure hope she got this one on a no win no fee deal!

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    16. Re:"Justice" by horza · · Score: 1

      So if somebody is not able or does not wish to turn up to defend themselves, then the judge doesn't have to examine the evidence before finding guilty and imposing punishment? Sorry but that IS messed up. And this case proves it. The points about frivolous lawsuits have been made in comments below.

      Phillip.

    17. Re:"Justice" by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      In the case that they were improperly served, they can make a motion that the court has no jurisdiction over them until they are properly served. However, since they should have never been served in the first place, they'll probably start there.

      It's actually pretty difficult to not serve a corporation or LLC properly, though, since all you do is find their registered agent on file with their incorporation papers and send it there.

    18. Re:"Justice" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The company that got served would have had the plaintiff's lawyer's contact information and contact information for the court. They could have sent affidavits to both for a few dollars for the notary (if they don't employ anyone who is a notary) and a few dollars for certified postage that they had never written anything about the plaintiff and that they were not the proper party to sue. If the judge still ordered them to appear, they could have spent a few hours on local representation for someone to show up and argue for dismissal against the wrong defendant and naming of the proper defendant, then easily been reimbursed for that attorney's fees.

      I, as a layman who has never been sued, have no idea how to do any of these things.

    19. Re:"Justice" by random+coward · · Score: 1

      You're living in a dream world if you believe they would have been reimbursed attorney's fees. The system is of the lawyers, by the lawyers, for the lawyers. They lawyers get paid. And by as many people as possible. Their best possibility is that the plaintiff lawyer amends the complaint to be against the correct website. But if he didn't neither the plaintiff, nor her lawyer would have to pay defendants lawyer just because they sued the wrong person.

    20. Re:"Justice" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My damage is minimal if I don't respond, right until I have to appear in court. Anything else increases my damage in almost every case. It is reasonable to expect that a plaintiff diligently checks their information before actually suing.

    21. Re:"Justice" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing you said prevents someone from suing thousands of people who are unlikely to respond to a lawsuit, for $11 million each. This would be an awful money-making strategy. So obviously it was up to the judge to make sure that there was at least one piece of evidence against TheDirt.com before awarding more than a token amount for not showing up.

    22. Re:"Justice" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if they sent it to the wrong guy (you), you could at least call the plaintiff and say "yeah, I got this summons, but I think you got the wrong website

      That's not enough, unfortunately. Any savvy lawyer will tell you to show up in court even if the plaintiff agrees not to continue with the suit. You see, a crooked lawyer will tell you that he won't go ahead with the suit. That way, he gets an easy default judgement.

      It will be hard to prove unless you they give you a written promise not to continue with the suit. Even then, it might* cost you to have the judgement overturned. Prevention is better than cure.

      * I have no idea how this would work in the US system.

    23. Re:"Justice" by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      Go look at http://www.exonerated.org/ for more evidence that justice is not only blind, it's also stupid!

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    24. Re:"Justice" by Dishevel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You do realize that this happens often enough -- that the wrong person or company gets served -- that there are established court procedures for dealing with it?

      All of them requiring time, money and effort on the part of those who did no wrong. Ignoring something like this IS the right thing to do. The problem is the fucked up laws do not see it that way.

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    25. Re:"Justice" by Dishevel · · Score: 1
      I think he is right. Crotch punching would result in lower sperm counts. Less breeding by those people. Less fuckheads that we do not want around in future generations.

      Awesome idea!

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    26. Re:"Justice" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clearly haven't been paying attention. It is entirely possible to falsify enough information on another party to the court, to bring about the end result that we are seeing here. This fact merely verifies the justice system, and our soceity writ large, are broken.

    27. Re:"Justice" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Even if they sent it to the wrong guy (you), you could at least call the plaintiff and say "yeah, I got this summons, but I think you got the wrong website

      It looks as if chromium hung without submitting my post. If this argument shows up twice, I apologise.

      Any savvy lawyer will tell you to show up in court regardless if the plaintiff admits that the suit was in error. You see, an evil lawyer will tell you "we won't proceed with the suit" and get an easy default judgement.

      The onus will be on you to prove that you were lied to, which is difficult if you don't have a written promise. Even then, prevention is better than cure*.

      * I don't know how it would work in the US system, but I'm guessing it 'cure' would also cost you money.

    28. Re:"Justice" by Dishevel · · Score: 3, Interesting
      You sir need to show up in court in Santa Ana, CA or send me a registered certified mailing stating that you are not in fact the corykings that owes me $450,000.00

      We know the legal system is fucked up. Just admit it.

      People who do no wrong should not be forced to jump through hoops for stupid fuckers. Ever.

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    29. Re:"Justice" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Oh lovely, so anybody is legally entitled to make me waste my time.

      You're making the classic argument of "that's how the system functions, therefore it's right". Describing reality does not prove that it is just.

    30. Re:"Justice" by soliptic · · Score: 1

      What's even sicker is the legal wonks sitting around scratching their goatees

      I misread that last word and it made it even sicker still.

    31. Re:"Justice" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if they sent it to the wrong guy (you), you could at least call the plaintiff and say "yeah, I got this summons, but I think you got the wrong website

      It looks as if chromium hung without submitting my post. Here goes firefox. If this argument shows up three times, I apologise.

      Any savvy lawyer will tell you to show up in court regardless if the plaintiff admits that the suit was in error. You see, an evil lawyer will tell you "we won't proceed with the suit" and get an easy default judgement.

      The onus will be on you to prove that you were lied to, which is difficult if you don't have a written promise. Even then, prevention is better than cure*.

      * I don't know how it would work in the US system, but I'm guessing it 'cure' would also cost you money.

    32. Re:"Justice" by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      What about TheDirt.com? Failing to respond to a lawsuit is either laziness or idiocy. It would have taken a letter (no need for a lawyer) to respond to the lawsuit. In fact it would taken like a sentence. "You have wrongly sued us; we own TheDirt.com not TheDirty.com."

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    33. Re:"Justice" by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      This has to be the best evidence that I have seen that our "Justice" system is broken. Did the judge not even bother looking at the evidence?

      Probably not, since IIRC the legal standard for a default judgement is generally that the facts alleged in the complaint state a case that would justify the damages sought. The presentation of evidence only happens after the defendant responds to the complaint, and then the evidence that is reviewed is only that evidence relevant to questions of fact that are disputed between the plaintiff and the defendant.

      Until and unless the defendant responds, there are no questions of fact in dispute, and no reason to review evidence.

      And what were they thinking proceeding with a verdict without the defendant having a voice in the proceedings?

      I think they were thinking that the defendant surrendered their right to contest the complaint by failing to respond to it as required by law.

    34. Re:"Justice" by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're living in a dream world if you believe they would have been reimbursed attorney's fees. The system is of the lawyers, by the lawyers, for the lawyers. They lawyers get paid.

      Reimbursement for attorney's fees to the defendant does not prevent the lawyer from getting paid. In fact, the availability of such reimbursement increases, all other things being equal, the amoun the lawyer can charge (and get paid) for services in such a case, and therefore supports the idea of "the lawyers get paid", so even if your cynical view was completely accurate, it would not be a basis for arguing against the point at issue.

      Their best possibility is that the plaintiff lawyer amends the complaint to be against the correct website. But if he didn't neither the plaintiff, nor her lawyer would have to pay defendants lawyer just because they sued the wrong person.

      As I recall, a fairly common standard for the award of attorney's fees against a plaintiff is approximately that the complaint filed was such that, with reasonable diligence, the plaintiff would have known the essential facts alleged necessary to support the defendant's liability were unsupported by the evidence. That would seem to apply, in spades, in this case.

    35. Re:"Justice" by proverbialcow · · Score: 1

      What's even sicker is the legal wonks sitting around scratching their goatees and blathering

      I spend too much time on the internet. I read that as "sitting around scratching their goatses."

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    36. Re:"Justice" by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      “We’re still going to serve that S.O.B. personally,” Deters said of Richie. “I’m going to make that dirty, rotten, mean, vermin bastard pay. He’s a piece of dirt." Sounds to me like they never served him the first time. Given that they admit to never serving one of the two defendants listed on their complaint, I think it's pretty unlikely the served the first one cormmrectly, either. At any rate, if I got a piece of mail addressed to a person who doesn't live there, I'd return it to sender. It's a felony to open somebody else's mail. So, if thedirt.com got mail incorrectly addressed to thedirty.com and Richie, the owner of thedirty.com, they would be completely wrong in opening it at all. That's an actual crime, not civil but criminal. The lawyers also says they are planning to sue the investors in the LLC to punish them for making money off of libelous writings. I presume this was before he learned his judgment was against the wrong LLC, possibly one he never even served.

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    37. Re:"Justice" by canajin56 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Opening a letter that's not addressed to you is a crime. Failing to commit a crime is neither lazy or idiotic. The proper course of action is to return to sender. Can you RTS a registered letter? What if it wasn't sent by registered letter, but served in person?

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    38. Re:"Justice" by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Informative

      Legal notification is not by letter or fax. If the plaintiff sent a letter, that's not a proper notice. An improper notice in the eyes of a judge is almost the same as no notice. Again if the defendant was properly served, they could have sent a letter to the lawyer like I said before. One sentence would have been sufficient.

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    39. Re:"Justice" by jythie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This highlights one of the major problems with the legal system.. while in theory everyone is supposed to have access, the reality is that most people do not know the rules, do not know where to look for the rules, and have no idea what options (or consequences) are available to them unless they hire someone to help defend them.. at which point they have already been punished.

    40. Re:"Justice" by GryMor · · Score: 1

      What evidence do you have that a summons was ever sent, let alone received, by the incorrectly identified party? Is there any reason to believe that having screwed up simple identification the plaintiff's lawyer correctly served the defendant with a summons?

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    41. Re:"Justice" by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Pow! Right in the crotch!

    42. Re:"Justice" by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      It is reasonable to expect a defendant can pick up the phone or send a letter to avoid default judgment. Just because the plaintiff's counsel screwed up doesn't mean the defendant doesn't have to answer the charges in some way. The easy way here would be "we're not the defendants you're looking for".

    43. Re:"Justice" by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Sure, you can sue for no apparent reason. So what? You'll get burned for filing a frivolous complaint, possibly for harassment, and if you abuse the privilege maybe even contempt of the court. You'll end up with massive fines, massive damages found against you, and possible jail time.

      Then again, this guy wasn't trying to sue someone on false grounds. He just made an egregious mistake in filing the suit against the proper defendant.

    44. Re:"Justice" by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      There is nothing in any of the articles linked even three deep which specifically suggests he never served the defendant named in the case. He obviously convinced the court someone was served, or a judgement would never have been entered. He may not have served the wrong defendant correctly, but you can't just assume that.

    45. Re:"Justice" by Demena · · Score: 1

      You are making a stupid assumption. You are assuming he ignored a court summons. I have yet to see o hear any evidence that he was properly served. Whose name was on the service documents? Whose company? If it didn't have his name on it he couldn't legally open it to see what it was.

    46. Re:"Justice" by coryking · · Score: 1

      If his name wasn't on it, he wouldn't have had a default judgment. If he didn't ignore it, he wouldn't of got a default judgement. Thus, dude is an idiot.

    47. Re:"Justice" by Demena · · Score: 1

      Only if he was ever truly aware of it. And we have nothing to show that he was.

    48. Re:"Justice" by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      Or even worse, someone who simply does not understand that even if you're sued for something someone else did because they got the name wrong you can lose by default if you ignore the letter sent to the wrong person.

      it's not even vaguely fair or logical except to someone who's been hanging around with lawyers too much.

    49. Re:"Justice" by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      What torqued me out is all the beard scratchers sitting around and prattling about "the law is the law" while nodding sagely (or nodding off, more likely). Good lord, can really so few people get pissed anymore or even recognize when the legal system plops out a giant steaming turd like this?

  7. Blonde lawyer? by spamking · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Was her lawyer blonde too?

    1. Re:Blonde lawyer? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      No, Reese Witherspoon is too good to make a mistake like that!

    2. Re:Blonde lawyer? by mkiwi · · Score: 1

      No, but his stationary was scented.

  8. my interpretation by chichilalescu · · Score: 1

    someone was upset by certain comments and they are sending us a message.

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  9. this just in by uncanny · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sarah Jones beats her children and smokes crack in front of them while doing it. sue that

    1. Re:this just in by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Eh, the only thing saving your ass there, is that she likely won't see it. Otherwise, you're definitely liable for slander.

    2. Re:this just in by Shikaku · · Score: 2, Informative

      Libel.

    3. Re:this just in by headkase · · Score: 1

      So does whoever modded you "informative" get to get sued too? Serious question!

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    4. Re:this just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True.

      It would have been funny (and more relevant), if he'd said something like:

      "Sara Jones beats her children and smokes crack in front of them while doing it."

    5. Re:this just in by haystor · · Score: 1

      Which Sarah Jones?

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    6. Re:this just in by Animaether · · Score: 1

      Neither, probably.

      Unless you actually -believe- what he said/wrote, of course.
      But given the forum being Slashdot while the subject is most likely entirely unknown to the poster, you have no reason to; the poster has no good standing in these matters.

      The girl would have to seriously argue that, for example, a Google search for her name wold now come up with that sentence associated with it, she was in fact damaged by the statement (e.g. finding out a potential employer - a daycare center, perhaps - decided against employing her because of the statement).

      IANAL, though

    7. Re:this just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a Google search for her name wold now come up with that sentence associated with it

      Call the lawyers!

      http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=en#hl=en&q=%2BSarah+%2BJones+%2Bbeats+%2Bchildren+%2Bcrack

    8. Re:this just in by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure which Sarah Jones he's talking about, but I had a threesome with Sarah Jones and her friend over the weekend!

    9. Re:this just in by JohnHegarty · · Score: 1

      You sure it's not Sara Jones ?

    10. Re:this just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are three Sarah Jones in the Los Angeles telephone directory. We'll just systematically visit each address and terminate them one by one.

    11. Re:this just in by countSudoku() · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sarah Jones the ex Bengals Cheerleader who rapes goats with umbrellas and once blew The Prophet Mohammad until he screamed "Thank you, Jesus! Will you make me a ham sandwich?" And every word of it is true and verifiable by thedirtys.com

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    12. Re:this just in by uncanny · · Score: 1

      and once blew The Prophet Mohammad

      I'm having trouble picturing this, could you draw it for me?

    13. Re:this just in by proverbialcow · · Score: 1

      For those who want to Photoshop it for Fark, here you go:

      Sarah Jones

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    14. Re:this just in by hedwards · · Score: 1

      It's not surprising that somebody would mod that up in spite of it being completely wrong. Libel applies to journalists and news organizations otherwise it's slander. I seriously doubt that a comment on a message board is going to be covered as libel rather than slander.

    15. Re:this just in by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      And sue people who modded this one "informative"

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    16. Re:this just in by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Trust me, there's enough dumb asses out there to believe such things that it probably would fly. I mean considering that 1/5 of Americans believe the President to be Muslim and a considerable portion believe that he's ineligible to be President because he wasn't born in the US, despite documentation that he was born where and when he claims to have been.

    17. Re:this just in by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Except it is clearly a joke. Context sometimes count. And nothing says the author lives in USA.

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    18. Re:this just in by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      I bet she can chew gum at the same time too!

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    19. Re:this just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll be fine as long as we don't mention that she was also molesting them.

    20. Re:this just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction noted: "Otherwise, you're definitely libel for slander".

    21. Re:this just in by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      Fuck you uncan! maybe I will sue you!

    22. Re:this just in by TheABomb · · Score: 1

      Ooooooooh, uncann is gonna pay!

      (Was going to say "gonna pa!", but worried that might be too obtuse?)

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    23. Re:this just in by QuantumBeep · · Score: 1

      No, you've got it wrong. It's "Did Sarah Jones beat her children and smoke crack in front of them while doing it in 1991?"

    24. Re:this just in by ginbot462 · · Score: 1

      Pics or it didn't happen. Photoshopped pics are fine; sexual compromising preferred.

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  10. 11 million? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    Is that not a bit much, so much that most people/websites would just have to declare bankruptcy.
    How is that a fair judgment, simple because they did not respond to completely unfounded and false claims about themselves.
    and even if they did sue the right people, that is way to high.

    If you ask me it is the judge that should be fined, are they not supposed to have some minimum amount of evidence about the truth of a matter before they pass judgment.

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    1. Re:11 million? by thijsh · · Score: 1

      We all agree with you, sadly our lawyers do not... They often get a percentage after all.
      And somehow I have the idea that lawyers and judges went to the same school to study law...

    2. Re:11 million? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      How is that a fair judgment, simple because they did not respond to completely unfounded and false claims about themselves.

      Any person or company should know, you don't just ignore someone who's suing you.

      f you ask me it is the judge that should be fined, are they not supposed to have some minimum amount of evidence about the truth of a matter before they pass judgment.

      Why do you think the judge should be allowed to just ignore the law that says, if a party refuses to defend itself in a lawsuit, they get a judgment against them? Do you think judges should just do what they want even if the law says differently?

    3. Re:11 million? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Failure to appear for a civil action typically is taken as an admission of fault. The owners of the site that got summoned to court should have made it clear they weren't the right site, then they probably wouldn't have even made it to the court date as the defendant on record.

    4. Re:11 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The judge should have noticed that the screenshots etc showed a site with a Y on the end and that the company they were suing did not have a Y.

      Of course there are a lot of questions:
      1. Who was actually served in the lawsuit? Was it with the Y? (e.g. was it delivered to "TheDirt" address but addressed to "TheDirty"?)
      2. Who was named in the lawsuit?
      3. Were they properly served etc?

      The judge and the attorney should be ashamed.

    5. Re:11 million? by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why do you think the judge should be allowed to just ignore the law that says, if a party refuses to defend itself in a lawsuit, they get a judgment against them? Do you think judges should just do what they want even if the law says differently?

      If that is a part of the law, it should be changed so the judge has to at least check to see if there's some minimal evidence against the defendant. I mean, if 100 people filed 100 made-up lawsuits against someone, shouldn't the judge(s) at least check to make sure if there's at least some basic evidence before forcing an innocent party to respond or be considered guilty by default if they don't respond to all of them?

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    6. Re:11 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing worse than the law setup here is useful fools like you defending it. A regular guy gets some notice of a lawsuit that appears to have arrived from Imaginationland and maybe figures it's a mistake, and that's an $11 million mistake? What kind of mental illness or head in jury do you have where that's an acceptible result? This is fraking *evil*. This is the system raping a man's life because of one honest error. You're saying he has to hire a lawyer costing who know how much, then probably file a countersuit for costs... eff you, man. Just eff you and the whole system.

    7. Re:11 million? by coryking · · Score: 1

      If 100 people filed 100 cases, yes either the judge or some government prosecutor would probably look into it. Why? Either homeboy is racking up cases because he is doing something fishy, or somebody is committing a crime by basically filling bogus lawsuits. In short, that kind of stuff is suspicious.

      In this case, nothing is suspicious. Case filed, summons delivered, no-show defendant... Next! No justice system on earth has the time to check the evidence. Plus it probably wouldn't be legal anyway. How would it be fair to the plaintiff if the defendant could get off the hook simply by not showing up?

    8. Re:11 million? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Granted I do not know any of the laws that govern courts.
      But if a suit against you is so ridiculous, such that any normal person could spend 1 minute of his time to figure out that is it false, then you should not have to even bother defending yourself.

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    9. Re:11 million? by coryking · · Score: 1

      Dude could have just picked up the phone and said "yo, wrong website". Laywer would have laughed, said "thanks for the tip!" and off you would have gone. You don't get to ignore a court summons. There is a reason they (and warrants) exist. Without them the legal system wouldn't work cause people could just stall the case forever.

    10. Re:11 million? by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      The trick is to file 100 lawsuits in 100 different courts, this makes it so that even appearing is impossible due to conflicting schedules and the cost of hiring 100 attorneys to show up and or fight for against default judgment if you missed one. Oh.... Sony did it first.

    11. Re:11 million? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      I agree, where is the innocent until proven guilty.
      it seems the court system is based around a system of "you are guilty until you prove that you are not".

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    12. Re:11 million? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      shouldn't the judge(s) at least check to make sure if there's at least some basic evidence before forcing an innocent party to respond or be considered guilty by default if they don't respond to all of them?

      The judge isn't even in the picture at that point; in a lawsuit someone files a complaint, serves it, then someone files an answer or some other kind of response. Neither of those things require the judge's attention, because nothing is being asked of them yet. And yes, if it was completely and utterly crazy, the judge would probably deny the motion for a default judgment, but where is that here? The plaintiff alleges that a certain website published certain statements. The judge isn't going to investigate whether they had the right website; he or she isn't even supposed to do that sort of investigation on their own. And even if the judge did, how would they know there was a problem? Go through the entire website trying to find the offending statement? If it's not there, just assume they have the wrong website? What if they were on the right website but the comment had been removed?

    13. Re:11 million? by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's what we need! More shame!

      Fuck consequences, retribution, and actual accountability, we need shame!

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    14. Re:11 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Nothing really needs to be changed. If you get sued, you need to respond to it. You can't just ignore the legal system, and hope your suit will resolve itself the way you would like. Even if some "basic" evidence is required to make a judgement, it would still be really stupid to hope that your case would resolve amicably without any of your own representation. Thedirt messed up big time by just ignoring legal paperwork.

    15. Re:11 million? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Which makes sense when their is actually a question of the guilt of the party.

      But when it should be obvious to everyone that the the absent party is innocent, I think this is an obviously flawed way to go about doing it.

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    16. Re:11 million? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      If a suit is that ridiculous, the judge probably won't grant judgment. Here, however, that wasn't the case. How is the judge supposed to immediately realize that where you have two gossip websites, the one the plaintiff said published the defamatory statements isn't the right one?

    17. Re:11 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't seem to understand that just phoning the plaintiff's lawyer like that is not guaranteed to work. They can decide to go ahead anyway, with this exact same result.
      So you're forced to hire your own lawyer to deal with the case regardless.

    18. Re:11 million? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Well I would think paying attention to the name of the defendant would be a normal thing to do.

      and I would guess all the evidence given very obviously showed the it came from TheDirty.com and not TheDirt.com

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    19. Re:11 million? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Not sure how much evidence was presented; they didn't really need to attach any when filing the lawsuit (actually, doing so is usually improper). The evidence is supposed to be presented later, after the defendant responds to the lawsuit, when the parties make their cases. And even if the judge saw, say, a printout of the offending webpage, he could just think they made a typo in the Complaint. Under the doctrine of idem sonans spelling a party's name incorrectly does not invalidate the lawsuit.

    20. Re:11 million? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      You're not thinking in terms of the case. You're applying hindsight now that you know they're the wrong people.

      The lawyer filed a complaint with the court and served someone. The court set a date, and nobody showed up or entered a motion to the court disputing anything. That's why there was a default judgment.

      Actually, there was only $1 million awarded for the slander. The other $10 million was awarded as punitive damages for failing to appear to argue the case. That's how important the court thinks it is that people answer complaints against them.

      If there is nobody to point out that the party is innocent, why should the judge just assume that?

    21. Re:11 million? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      So you are saying that is is completely fine for a judge to fine a company 11 million when given no evidence that they were guilty?
      "they didn't really need to attach any when filing the lawsuit (actually, doing so is usually improper)"

      and sure typos happen, but I would hope that when uncovering the truth of a trial not only would the judge want to confirm that the claimed thing happened but that the defendant did it.
      and that this would need to be done in every case, even if it seems obvious.

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    22. Re:11 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably, by being able to read.

    23. Re:11 million? by wisnoskij · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "If there is nobody to point out that the party is innocent, why should the judge just assume that?"

      because a judge should be able to think for him/herself and be able to make logical conclusions based on evidence.

      and where is the innocent before proven guilty, it sounds like the court system is designed around you are guilty unless you prove to the judge that you are innocent.

      But you are right this is based off of hindsight, but I still think that I am right and that even without hindsight a competent legal system would of handled this case correctly.

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    24. Re:11 million? by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      If a suit is that ridiculous, the judge probably won't grant judgment. Here, however, that wasn't the case. How is the judge supposed to immediately realize that where you have two gossip websites, the one the plaintiff said published the defamatory statements isn't the right one?

      I would start with the ability to read.

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    25. Re:11 million? by epine · · Score: 1

      When "the defendant" doesn't show up, the court could make at least a minimal effort to determine that "the defendant" is actually *the* defendant.

      That was the entire premise of the movie Brazil: a society where there's no mechanism within the bureaucracy for correcting s/Buttle/Tuttle.

      This is one discussion where people should be writing IANAL && IANEAVGSA (I am not even a very good software architect).

      Clearly, innocent mistakes happen. A lawyer depends upon information obtained from his/her client, who might be medically or mentally or educationally disadvantaged.

      If you find yourself on the receiving end of a mistake and make no effort to draw attention to this error, it's possible you have set yourself up to participate in a deliberate miscarriage of justice (by taking a fee from the party who should have been named to sit on the error and do nothing).

      I'm sure RIAA is studying the matter carefully. If we've design our torrents as badly as people here would like to see the legal system, RIAA could perhaps bring down the entire torrent network by releasing an invalid client that suppresses error messages on misdirected content.

    26. Re:11 million? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I would start with the ability to read.

      If the complaint says the wrong entity defamed her, how is the judge supposed to know it's the wrong entity?

    27. Re:11 million? by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Not responding to a summons is pretty much taken as an admission of guilt. If you don't show up in court for your traffic ticket, you get to pay extra for that as well. Same thing goes for civil lawsuits.

      Further, by having a "proxy" legal address on WHOIS you pretty much remove any right you might have to even respond to a summons. It is about time people learned that lesson. The requirement for serving someone with papers are very clearly spelled out in every state. Following them is all that is necessary. If that is not sufficient to reach the person or organization being sued, it was generally presumed to be the fault of the plantiff for not getting the right address and such. But now we have such "proxy" and dummy addresses that pretty much make a mockery of trying to serve legal papers. The reward for this is going to be a lot of default judgements.

      Trying to hide behind such proxies and putting dummy addresses in WHOIS isn't very effective from a legal standpoint and it is supposedly prohibited according to ICANN rules. But today no registrar wants to follow these rules. So fake addresses (think 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC) and proxy addresses are the norm. This is a clear "buzz off" to the legal system and it will come home to roost.

    28. Re:11 million? by modecx · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think that was originally a scientology strategy.

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    29. Re:11 million? by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      Because a judge should be able to think for him/herself and be able to make logical conclusions based on evidence.

      This part of the legal process deliberately foregoes consideration of evidence. At this point in the process, you have a plaintiff that has a complaint against a defendant, and gets a chance to state their case. The defendant is legally bound to respond to the complaint. If we didn't have it this way, defendants would just systematically ignore complaints against them and keep doing whatever the hell they wanted; plaintiffs wouldn't bother bringing complaints before the courts, and would take justice in their own hands; and instead of erroneous lawsuits, you'd have erroneous justice killings.

      Besides, what do you expect the judge to do in this one case? S/he has a complaint filed by the plaintiff, who was harmed by A, but erroneously names B as the defendant. How is the judge supposed to figure this out on the bench? The judge is a mediator, not an investigator, and we don't have public investigators that look into civil complaints; that 's something that the parties to the dispute are supposed to do. We'd need something like a Civil Police that investigates civil complaints instead of criminal ones.

      Yeah, it kinda sucks that some random schmoe can sue you erroneously and you have to respond. But again, it sure beats having some random schmoe physically attack you for something that he erroneously thinks you did. No legal system is going to remove the fact that random people can have illegitimate disputes with you, and that such disputes can inconvenience you greatly.

      And where is the innocent before proven guilty, it sounds like the court system is designed around you are guilty unless you prove to the judge that you are innocent.

      That's criminal law, where the accused can be deprived of their liberty (or life). Civil law works differently.

    30. Re:11 million? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Yes, civil law and criminal law do work differently. Still, a defendant is assumed innocent of causing damages in civil court until the plaintiff proves damages.

      The required proof is lower. A civil case is based on a preponderence of evidence, or basically a 55%-ish or more probability that the defendant caused the harm. A criminal case is supposed to be proven beyond a reasonable doubt.

      One thing both have in common, though, is that the defendant is required to answer the complaint. In a civil case not answering the complaint can mean default judgment. In criminal court, it can mean a fresh criminal charge and a bench warrant for the arrest of the defendant. One can even be convicted of criminal failure to appear if eventually found innocent of the initial charge.

    31. Re:11 million? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      "The defendant is legally bound to respond to the complaint. If we didn't have it this way, defendants would just systematically ignore complaints against them and keep doing whatever the hell they wanted"

      I disagree, since not defending oneself is likely to end up with you losing, you should just not have to waste your time defending yourself if the claims are ridiculous and unfounded.
      and no matter how the law works evidence should always be heard before a verdict if passed.

      It sounds like the main problem is that civil court does not investigate, meaning the best speaker, and not the person with truth on their hands, seems to have a huge advantage.

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  11. there's a cheerleader-intellect joke by nopainogain · · Score: 1

    in here somewhere.. If I were smarter than the average laid-off IT guy, I could find it.. I gotta go hit munster.com for my job search now.

  12. Judge's career by pmontra · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is this going to harm or benefit the career of the judge? And suing the wrong company shouldn't invalidate the judgment?

    1. Re:Judge's career by mr_mischief · · Score: 3, Informative

      IANAL, but what will probably happen is this: the $11 million will be set aside regarding this particular defendant, but since they never responded to the suit they'll pay the court costs and some few hundred dollars fine. Then the lawyer for the plaintiff will pay a small fine for filing an improper suit and will file a motion to replace the defendant with the proper defendant. Then the proper defendant will actually show up to court, and a civil trial will actually get under way. That is, if the court doesn't dismiss the case with prejudice for the lawyer being this sloppy in the first place.

      In Illinois and Missouri, it is necessary to argue by motion or oral argument at the court that improper defendants be dismissed and proper parties be named. A civil court isn't a criminal court. If you've been summoned to court as a defendant and don't show up, many judges will automatically give the plaintiff default judgement against the defendant. I imagine most other US states have similar rules of the court. In Illinois, a default judgement can be set aside if a successful motion is filed within 30 days of the judgement.

      AAMOF, if you fail to appear for a criminal proceeding as a defendant, you may get a bench warrant for your immediate arrest and even be charged (and maybe later found guilty) of an additional crime (FTA for criminal hearings and trials being an actual crime). I've seen judges just let people slide or just pay a small fine if they appear after a first FTA if the initial crime was a minor matter.

      e-zine article on FTA
      Illinois Pro Bono page on civil actions

      I keep referring to Illinois because that's where I live and so it's the jurisdiction that most interests me and is most relevant to me. Your jurisdiction may be different. The jurisdiction for the lawsuit in question is definitely different.

      Consult a lawyer if you really need legal advice, but the company that got incorrectly served should be able to get out of the big judgment easily enough.

    2. Re:Judge's career by nomadic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is this going to harm or benefit the career of the judge?

      The weird thing about all the slashdot legal-system-hate is it always comes down to angry posters demanding not necessarily change, but that the actors who follow the system be punished.

      What exactly should the judge have done? He or she is told a certain website published a defamatory statement. How is the judge to know that it's the wrong shady gossip site?

    3. Re:Judge's career by pmontra · · Score: 1

      I think I understand your feelings but the practice of awarding default judgements without inspecting proofs seems as bad as not showing up in courts.

      The keyword is justice: the judge should have checked the post on the web site and noticed that the urls don't match. After all that was about 11 M$, not 11$.

      Suppose the New York Post gets mistakenly sued for something written on the New York Times: would we excuse the judge for not looking at the incriminated newspaper page and not noticing they are suing the wrong company, even if the NYP didn't show up in court?

    4. Re:Judge's career by nomadic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think I understand your feelings but the practice of awarding default judgements without inspecting proofs seems as bad as not showing up in courts.

      Unless you're willing to hire a lot more judges, inspecting proofs on defaults would bring the system to a halt. A huge number of lawsuits go to default judgments; in fact, I would not be surprised if a majority of them did, mostly foreclosures and credit card debt actions.

      Suppose the New York Post gets mistakenly sued for something written on the New York Times: would we excuse the judge for not looking at the incriminated newspaper page and not noticing they are suing the wrong company, even if the NYP didn't show up in court?

      The newspaper page would not have been attached to the Complaint initiating the lawsuit, though; you're not supposed to present evidence in a Complaint (outside certain narrow exceptions), it's not the right medium for that. And if the Complaint itself as written states that the New York Post said something, and they don't show up to respond, it's not the judge's job to grab his magnifying glass and Sherlock Holmes hat and go out and investigate the case. If you want an inquisitorial justice system rather than an adversarial one, then write your congresspeople.

    5. Re:Judge's career by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      How is the judge to know that it's the wrong shady gossip site?

      Reading.

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    6. Re:Judge's career by gsslay · · Score: 1

      He or she is told a certain website published a defamatory statement. How is the judge to know that it's the wrong shady gossip site?

      Hmm.. how about we extrapolate that a second? The judge is told a certain person committed murder. How is the judge to know that it's the wrong person?

      It's a impossible dilemma isn't it? What is a judge to do?

      How about by asking to see the evidence? That's kind of their job.

    7. Re:Judge's career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > the practice of awarding default judgements without inspecting proofs seems as bad as not showing up in courts.

      If the defendant actually contests the case, the first thing that happens is that each side says which of the other side's claims they're contesting and which they're conceding. Anything that's conceded gets accepted as fact.

      It's quite common for each side to concede almost all of the claims (most of them are uncontentious), with the case hinging on a few specific claims.

      If the defendant doesn't even turn up, it's treated as if they turned up but conceded all of the claims. The alternative would be to act as if they had contested every claim, which would be far more work than if the defence actually turned up.

      Not turning up doesn't mean that the judge becomes the defence counsel. It means that you lose.

  13. American "Justice" System? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Proof again that America no longer has a Justice system.
    What it does have instead, is merely a "Legal" system.

    1. Re:American "Justice" System? by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I prefer the term "Litigation Industry".

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    2. Re:American "Justice" System? by niteshifter · · Score: 1

      It never has had a Justice system - bound to certain select definitions of the word Justice.

      Such as yours, mine or that dude over yonder. And that's a good thing.

  14. Dickens was right... by crovira · · Score: 1

    The law IS an ass.

    This sounds like a perfect opportunity for some lawyer to sue another lawyer.

    Bring this up again when the use the DMCA for something useful.

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  15. Default judgements by Fnkmaster · · Score: 5, Informative

    These default judgments for absurd amounts of money just show how broken our legal system is. If somebody doesn't show up to a court house for a lawsuit in the millions of dollars, it's probably because they weren't properly notified.

    In fact, looking at thedirt.com, there's a posting about it on top of the page. The person seems as baffled and confused as the rest of us. The site looks like a random Wordpress blog tracking celebrity gossip, almost certainly a one-person operation with no budget or staff. The address on file for the domain is that of DomainsByProxy, and notice was probably never delivered to the actual site owner.

    Did the judge ever consider that possibility before issuing an $11M default judgment against an individual? By simple inspection, one can see that Thedirt.com is very obviously not the product of a global mega-media-corporation with billions of dollars to sue for.

    Why would you ruin someone's life without forcing proper process-serving and making sure the person or a lawyer for them show up? The civil system in the US needs to be torn apart and started again from scratch, or merged into the criminal system like in (some?) European countries.

    1. Re:Default judgements by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      "These default judgments for absurd amounts of money just show how broken our legal system is. If somebody doesn't show up to a court house for a lawsuit in the millions of dollars, it's probably because they weren't properly notified."

      Or maybe it's because the lawsuit was BS and they don't have any money?

      I can sue anyone in the country right now and they will be forced to either come to my local courthouse (even if they live in another state) or pay to send a lawyer to court. I know that sounds ridiculous but that's our US legal system. Same thing for small claims lawsuits.

      Horrible thing is this lawsuit is completely valid: because they did not show up they do have to pay that $11 million. Doesn't matter that they really didn't do anything, the summons did arrive at the company they were suing and just because that company didn't really do anything doesn't matter at all, a lot of lawsuits have no merit and they still end up in court.

      I really hate the way lawsuits work in the US.

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    2. Re:Default judgements by glrotate · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can sue anyone in the country right now and they will be forced to either come to my local courthouse (even if they live in another state) or pay to send a lawyer to court.

      Incorrect. If the forum state does not have personal jurisdiction over the Defendant, the Defendant does not need to appear.

    3. Re:Default judgements by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 1

      Plus, if forum is burdensome to one party, they can move to have the venue changed.

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    4. Re:Default judgements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Horrible thing is this lawsuit is completely valid: because they did not show up they do have to pay that $11 million. Doesn't matter that they really didn't do anything, the summons did arrive at the company they were suing and just because that company didn't really do anything doesn't matter at all, a lot of lawsuits have no merit and they still end up in court. "

      Common sense says that's got to be wrong. You can't fine somebody $11 million for a crime they did not commit. The only fine the court could impose on them would be one for not turning up when requested i.e. contempt. And thats pushing it really as you would have to prove ...

    5. Re:Default judgements by IP_Troll · · Score: 1

      ...it's probably because they weren't properly notified.

      Why would you ruin someone's life without forcing proper process-serving and making sure the person or a lawyer for them show up?

      So a defendant can avoid all liability by not showing up and ignoring the court? That sounds real fair to the victim. Why would you ruin someone's life by allowing wrong doers to avoid liability by placing their fingers in their ears and chanting 'Nah-nah-nah i can't hear you" to avoid a lawsuit.

      Also, let me point out thedirt.com claims it wasn't properly served, yet got the paperwork with the judgment to give to the press, which is all served in exactly the same manner. It must be magic.

      The civil system in the US needs to be torn apart and started again from scratch, or merged into the criminal system like in (some?) European countries.

      Your answer to this one instance of a mistake in paperwork that results in an easy to nullify judgment is to impose Napoleonic Code? Other than the Napoleonic system (which is used be France Mexico and Louisiana) the US has imported most of the spirit of European systems. And to boot you want to allow judges to make up numbers through "simple inspection", that allows judgments to be crafted on something based on nothing other than net worth. That sounds real fair to the plaintiff.

      In reality, this judgment is going to be nullified once thedirt.com gets off their lazy ass and goes to court. You can't impose a penalty on the wrong party, in civil or criminal court. But that doesn't mean thedirt.com isn't going to try to milk some free advertising out of this.

    6. Re:Default judgements by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Informative

      These default judgments for absurd amounts of money just show how broken our legal system is. If somebody doesn't show up to a court house for a lawsuit in the millions of dollars, it's probably because they weren't properly notified.

      Improper notification is an allowable defense to get the judgment overturned. Normally before a judge renders a summary judgment, they ask whether the defendant was notified. Now if the plaintiff lies then they are in more trouble than an overturned verdict. Assuming that TheDirt.com was not properly notified, then a judge will hear the case again.

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    7. Re:Default judgements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did the judge ever consider that possibility before issuing an $11M default judgment against an individual? By simple inspection, one can see that Thedirt.com is very obviously not the product of a global mega-media-corporation with billions of dollars to sue for.

      You clearly misunderstand the US court system. Judges are not investigators (like in France). In the US, judges get to rule only on the law, and on what information is presented to them. Furthermore, the US has an "adversarial" system, which means that each side (prosecution and defendant) is responsible for presenting its own case, and not responsible for presenting the other side's case. That is, the prosecution is not responsible for presenting any evidence to the court that would show the defendant innocent.

      So, if the judge only has evidence from one side, then that side wins, 'cuz the evidence is, by default, overwhelming (it's easy to overwhelm nothingness).

    8. Re:Default judgements by slashqwerty · · Score: 1

      Also, let me point out thedirt.com claims it wasn't properly served, yet got the paperwork with the judgment to give to the press, which is all served in exactly the same manner. It must be magic.

      If they were served through the US Postal System there is no guarantee the summons actually made it to the defendant.

      Two days ago a postal employee put my neighbor's mail in my mailbox. If it had been certified mail it probably still would have wound up in my mailbox and marked as delivered. Yet I'll bet the next letter she gets will end up in the correct mailbox. It must be magic.

      Aside from that a summons is usually served in person to avoid this very situation. While a ruling is simply mailed out.

    9. Re:Default judgements by IP_Troll · · Score: 2, Informative

      You cannot serve process by mail using a 1st class stamp. You have to use a special class of mail with signature service and return receipt requested, the postal employee does not leave it without an adult who says that they can accept mail for the addressee, signing for it. Also, when you mail it, the process server has to have to physically affix a copy of the suit to the address you are mailing it to, its called nail and mail. Nail it to the door, mail a copy also.

      So your anecdote about your neighbors junk mail is irrelevant to this discussion.

      thedirt.com got served in error, ignored the papers, and this is what happens when you ignore court papers. This is fixed easily enough by showing up to court now and correcting the error.

      The court system works just fine, thedirt.com sitting on their ass and not correcting the error in the beginning is the problem. They would have been able to recover whatever it cost them to respond from the plaintiff that erroneously served them.

    10. Re:Default judgements by quantaman · · Score: 1

      The address on file for the domain is that of DomainsByProxy, and notice was probably never delivered to the actual site owner.

      It wasn't DomainsByProxy at the time of the suit

      "Our Whois was public prior to this article, and they still sued the wrong company."

      We still don't know if the suit was properly served, but if it was, and the guy just completely ignored it, than he does deserve at least a little slap for ignoring the letter and wasting even more peoples time (though obviously not an $11 million slap).

      Besides, I'm sure DomainsByProxy receives more than a few notifications and has a system in place for making sure paperwork reaches the proper parties.

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  16. Why didn't TheDirt.com respond? by elmodog · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I am confused about why the owners of TheDirt.com did not respond to the lawsuit. Wouldn't it have been a trivial matter to dismiss the suit, since it was filed against the wrong site?

    1. Re:Why didn't TheDirt.com respond? by OutLawSuit · · Score: 1

      More than likely the papers were not properly served. So they probably never knew they were being sued.

    2. Re:Why didn't TheDirt.com respond? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      According to the Politico: "[The founder of TheDirty.com,] Hooman Karamian, who writes under the alias Nik Richie, was named in the complaint. But Richie said neither he nor his company was ever served in the case."

      So when Dirty World Entertainment Recordings got the legal notice, the letter named a person who didn't exist at their "company", but instead founded Dirty World LLC (the owners of TheDirty.com). I'm curious if "Dirty World Entertainment Recordings" is even mentioned in the lawsuit, or if it's only Karamian. If I got a letter saying Mrs Chanandler Bong was being sued, I'd try to straighten out the mixup, but other people might just ignore it, rightly assuming that they are not Mrs. Chanandler Bong.

  17. This week for me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Similar thing happened to me this week.

    One of my websites got an 8 page letter from a large law firm in DC (http://www.Venable.com) on behalf of Verizon. Had all kinds of BS in it. All kinds of threats, examples, quotations from the CEO and gave 7 days to respond. The only problem was that there was supposed to be an S on the end of the domain name. They interchanged example.com and examples.com all through 8 pages apparently not knowing that there was a difference. I pointed it out and they said:
    "Our researchers had reason to believe that your company was the one that had published the referred to in my letter. I take it from your response that this is not the case; my apologies for the unintentional confusion. "

    My response was, "If you are going to sign your name to something, you better review who is doing the research for you" and included the relevant WHOIS info. If they had done a simple WHOIS lookup they would have found the correct company and then could have looked up the correct business address. I cc'd a bunch of the partners because dumb-asses like that need to be reined in.

    It must happen all the time, and it is unbelievable that no one noticed the problem. The attorneys should be embarrassed and the Judge/Clerks/Court should be even more embarrassed to have awarded a default judgement against the wrong company.

    And IAAL. Stupid.

    1. Re:This week for me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      One of the great things about being a Judge is never having to be embarrassed by any mistake you make, because you don't make mistakes.

    2. Re:This week for me! by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that was a bit dumb, and it's especially funny considering Venable is supposed to be one of the elite. I'm not sure what the judge/clerk in this case should have done, though; it's not their job to go through the website trying to find the defamatory statement (especially since even if they didn't find it, they'd assume it had just been taken down).

    3. Re:This week for me! by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      And IAAL.

      Hah.. I hope you used your professional sig on the reply just for the cringe factor.

    4. Re:This week for me! by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      Litigation houses don't cringe. They just shrug it off and move on to the next case.

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    5. Re:This week for me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Donald Thompson says otherwise.

    6. Re:This week for me! by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

      Oh, so you're the guy who owns example.com!

      I never did understand why you don't do something more interesting with it.

    7. Re:This week for me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should absolutely file a complaint with the DC bar association. Instructions here.

    8. Re:This week for me! by jewens · · Score: 1

      Oh, so you're the guy who owns example.com!

      I never did understand why you don't do something more interesting with it.
      For example you could...

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    9. Re:This week for me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's possible this was done by a low-end paralegal, to whom most of this work has slowly shifted in recent years. These guys are of varying capability, paid ~35K per year, with a certificate from paralegal school or some such. Or fresh college grads.

      Attorneys don't have the time to verify, and assume the paralegal did their job and ship off these initial threat / settlement letters before initiating lawsuit.

      Also, many of these lawyers are in their 40-50's and don't know jack about internet or Whois, especially libel lawyers who are more in touch with the publishing world than the blog world. Lawyers with technical skill who know what "whois" is tend to gravitate towards the more lucrative patent fields.

      These elderly libel lawyers probably trust their 20 something "hip" paralegals with the "internet" stuff. And probably a good idea since the paralegal would actually know more than the old guy.

    10. Re:This week for me! by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      Did you CC the local bar association?

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    11. Re:This week for me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, I would have gone the W response "Bring it On!"

      Let them burn thru some cash and pay your lawyer too boot.

    12. Re:This week for me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If they're signing and sending the documents, they're responsible for the accuracy of the documents. It sucks for them that they're not up on technology, but they should either not take the case or risk the consequences if a mistake is made.

      The internet sites they sue probably understand libel law about as well as these lawyers understand technology and yet they're being held to account in that regard. Those tech-savvy individuals would probably have to hire some expensive law-savvy consultant (lawyer) to aid them through the process, so why should the lawyers not have to hire some expensive tech-savvy consultant to assist them?

      Ignorance of the law is no excuse. That's a well-known tenet. Ignorance of technology is no more valid an excuse.

    13. Re:This week for me! by rdnetto · · Score: 1

      Judges get their work carefully critiqued, torn apart, and published in public documents all the time. They're called appeal judgments.

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    14. Re:This week for me! by nfras · · Score: 1

      The judge has nothing to be embarrassed about. He followed the law. The legal system should be embarrassed.

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  18. a new business model.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - sue a website you've never heard of or ever visited.
    - ????
    - Profit!!

  19. The sad thing is... by awshidahak · · Score: 1

    In the article, it says she was also an English teacher. Therefore you'd think she'd get the spelling of the site correct. Well... guess she's getting 11 million dollars, so why should she complain?

  20. Injustice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which sounds reasonable until you realize that just responding to the allegation would cost thousands of dollars.

    And it's not at all likely he would have been made whole by the judge.

    Since it's all lawyers, there's no way the Judge would make the *lawyer* pay the other side's complete cost and sanction him.

    Judges would rather ruin the defendant's life rather than put the lawyer's career at risk. His priorities are straight, apparently.

    1. Re:Injustice by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      It doesn't cost thousands of dollars to call the plaintiff's lawyer and say, "Hey guy, nice lawsuit, but you want this Scottsdale company that actually owns the site you're suing over. Please get us removed as the defendant before we file against you for criminal malfeasance of the law."

    2. Re:Injustice by coryking · · Score: 1

      It would have been no more expensive then a phone call. The only case it would cost thousands is if the plaintiff wanted to be an ass and still sue you after pointing out they got the wrong website. And If that was t he case, you'd probably have a lot of options for recourse—many involving a lawsuit against them for all kinds of moneys.

    3. Re:Injustice by Dishevel · · Score: 1
      Why do I have to pay for a LD call when they are the fucking idiot.

      You have to see that the entire premise here is fucked.

      The legal system sucks. How can it work well. It is a system created by, run by and for the benefit of Judges and Lawyers.

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    4. Re:Injustice by QuantumBeep · · Score: 1

      50 cents to call someone and tell them something to sort out a misunderstanding is what I file under "marginal cost of being a functional member of civilization", along with those pennies you drop into the cup at the gas station checkout counter.

    5. Re:Injustice by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      You are right. The burden should always be on the accused. Even if there is zero proof they have ever done anything wrong. Fuck the little guys.
      I think that there should be many more lawyers out there sending out threatening extortion letters. Why do those work so well. Because defending yourself is meant to be a fucking hassle so that the Judged and Lawyers have jobs and money.

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    6. Re:Injustice by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      Which sounds reasonable until you realize that just responding to the allegation would cost thousands of dollars.

      Which sounds unreasonable until you realize that the alternative to this system would be a lot worse.

    7. Re:Injustice by QuantumBeep · · Score: 1

      -1 responded with sarcasm instead of addressing what I said

    8. Re:Injustice by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      That did address what you said.
      If you were to sue me for breach of contract on a contract written 30 years before I was born I should be able to sit on my ass at home watching Big Bang Theory and not have to think one moment about it.

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    9. Re:Injustice by coryking · · Score: 1

      You assume this summons was filed with malicious intent. It was most likely a honest mistake. A stupid mistake? Very much so, but an honest one.

      The grandparent has it right. That fifty cents is the cost of living in civilization. Pay it and be thankful that you didn't get hauled out of bed at night, shoved in a bag and "disappeared"

    10. Re:Injustice by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Actually. I do not believe in Global Warming...Umm sorry Global Climate Change.
      So I am sure that one day soon the libs will come and get me in the middle of the night and disappear me.

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  21. Re:Flamebait Headline and Summary by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

    I recommend you immediately sue slashdots.org for this obviously unacceptable headline.

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  22. flaw by shentino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The whole thing about automatically losing any lawsuit you don't answer leaves open a big fat hole for you to get DDoS'ed by the legal system. Get enough summonses thrown at you and a few are bound to slip through the cracks.

    1. Re:flaw by ultraexactzz · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are legal processes for protecting against shenanigans like that - lawsuits intended solely to mire the defendant in paper would fall under vexatious litigation, I believe.

      Turn it around - someone with a ligitimate complaint would be unable to proceed with it if the defendant stuck his fingers in his ears and went "LA LA LA I can't HEAR YOU"... Default judgments mean that you can't just run away from a suit, you have to face it and deal with it.

      See also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vexatious_litigation

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    2. Re:flaw by Geminii · · Score: 1

      Does that mean if everyone here sues whatsherface at the same time, we're bound to win most of the cases?

      Hmm, I wonder if I could farm that off on a botnet...

    3. Re:flaw by fadir · · Score: 1

      At least the judge should have a look at the evidence, no matter if the defendant shows up or not. That would have revealed the mistake - and should (in that case) resulted in dismissing it for obvious reasons.

      default = loss is bs

    4. Re:flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC Sony did that to some modchip distributor. Simply told the guy to appear in court in 25 different countries on the same day, and obviously he didn't - the European transport system might be good, but not *that* good!

  23. Think they might appeal? by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

    I bet nothing comes of this. There are no deep pockets anywhere.

  24. Not safe for work? by Jetrel · · Score: 1

    Maybe the lawyer and the judge were worried the sites were not safe for work. I know I sure am with names like TheDirty.com and TheDirt.com

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  25. Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ah so typical - seems to the average person that lawyers these days are more focused on making smash-and-grab quick money instead of upholding the law. This is basics and shouldn't really have slipped through the cracks - in my profession a mistake of this magnitude would see me (and those like me) out of a job.

  26. The *REAL* WTF by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine Skynet's embarassment when the Terminator took out Sarah Jones.

    1. Re:The *REAL* WTF by Agripa · · Score: 1

      The Terminator, err, Lawyer was just being systematic.

  27. Wow... by DeafZombie · · Score: 1

    Wow, and she is not even a blond. Wonder if the lawyer is.

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  28. I had something similar but fended it off by RJFerret · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Shortly after moving to where I live now, I received a letter claiming thousands in hospital bills. The problem, I'd never been hospitalized, nor even seen the hospital listed.

    In my case, I called the idiotic attorney's office.

    The stupid paralegal (IE, "intern") had obviously just done a name search and picked me as the closest geographically. Then she had the audacity to request I fax her my social security card! LOL As if I'd let such a slipshod operation have my info.

    So I'm not surprised at all, there's no way the woman would know the attorney pursued the wrong website. There's no way the court would know either, they can only deal with what information is brought to them.

    There's a reason I personally handle my legal matters when I can.

    1. Re:I had something similar but fended it off by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      My wife, who kept her maiden name, got a collection letter from the state of Ohio (one state over) addressed to "Melissa <my last name>" for twelve years of child support, starting roughly when our son was born.

    2. Re:I had something similar but fended it off by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      Bah! I thought I *was* hitting preview!

      Anyway, she called them about it, but still gets stuff occasionally, including a notice that her Ohio income tax refunds will be garnished (we're in Michigan).

      I said she must have been on a business trip around then and gotten some poor guy pregnant.

  29. WHOIS information by geek2k5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the court delivered the papers to the address in the WHOIS information, there might be a very good reason for 'TheDirt' to have NOT received them. The WHOIS address is a generic one that applies to thousands of people who don't want their home or business address accessible from WHOIS. It would be fairly easy for a summons to get lost in the mail if there is a lot of mail going through that address.

    You could also run into a problem of the summons NOT being delivered in time, especially if the owner of the domain is on vacation or had moved and failed to update their behind the scenes WHOIS information.

    What we need is more information about the delivery of the summons.

    1. Re:WHOIS information by Sentrion · · Score: 1, Informative

      IANAL, but I believe this is common legal information that anyone could look up. Verify your own facts and don't rely on anything I state below:

      The article does not mention, but I am very curious to know how the wrong website was served. If you sue a living person you have to serve process in person in most states. The process server literally has to hand the citation directly to the person being sued. In some states you can still serve process by certified mail, but the signature better be the person being sued or else it is improper service of process and a judgment can be thrown out. If a business is sued then all that is required is to serve the registered agent, but even then you have to serve the registered agent (such as for a corporation) in person or by certified mail (receipt signed by the registered agent).

      There are other ways to serve process. For example, in Texas you can serve process by publication if you cannot locate the defendent, but there is a cavaet: If the person finds out that a judgment was entered against them by default after service by publication and failure to appear, the defendent has a window of time to call for a re-trail. But, in this case the plaintiff must cover all of the defendent's legal expenses.

      To sum it up, suing the wrong person or serving process incorrectly can be a costly mistake. To then try to collect on a judgment when the plaintiff knew they sued the wrong person could give the defendent an opportunity to sue for fraud, for which the court can award TRIPLE damages. Most likely, the plaintiff will send the wrong defendent an apology and not attempt to collect.

  30. Original Complaint by chfriley · · Score: 1

    This original complaint is here in pdf format:
    http://docs.justia.com/cases/federal/district-courts/kentucky/kyedce/2:2009cv00219/62639/1/0.pdf

    It is pretty funny to see them talking about "TheDirt.com" all through it when it isn't even the right website.

  31. Re:It's the Judge's fault. by LingNoi · · Score: 1

    If I was the guy that had to pay this money I'd simply move to a different country. It's obvious that the one he is currently in is too retarded for him to stay.

  32. get rich fast! by X10 · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that you can sue just anyone for something that someone else allegedly did? Now we can all get rich fast!

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  33. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    welcome to amercia, where idiots live.

  34. Re:Flamebait Headline and Summary by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A better thing to do would be to point out that she presumably paid her lawyer quite a lot of money, and that incredibly expensive lawyer couldn't even been bothered to look at the end result before sending the documents out. Oh, no, some low-paid clerk did that...but I bet the lawyer billed as if he did.

    She's the person who got scammed. I guess according to everyone else she should have paid for another absurdly expensive meeting with her lawyer to make sure he was actually doing his damn job? Or maybe only technically savoy people who can do whois lookups and whatnot can sue for libel on the internet, people who hire lawyers to figure that out when they run across a defamatory website just deserve to lose?

    The real problem is the automatic assumption that her lawsuit was bogus, thanks to big business constantly painting lawsuits as such in an attempt to corrupt the only process that people can be made whole after corporations destroy them. She's a teacher who was falsely claimed to be sleeping with football players and having caught a venereal disease...it's entirely plausibly that her employment was actually harmed. Teachers are held to pretty strict moral standards, even previous cheerleaders.

    But a more important problem is the fact that you can apparently file lawsuits against anyone in court and get a default judgment against them if they don't show up even if the facts are total nonsense. Not even 'imaginary' nonsense, where the case has no merit but the plaintiff pretends it does, but accidental nonsense, where everyone involved would agree the case has no merit if they bothered to look at it.

    I understand that, if people don't respond to the court at all, they should lose any sort of logical case, but there should actually be some sort of sanity check on that case having some legal grounds.

    For an example here, evidence is presented they are actually the person who owned the domain the stuff was posted on. 'Here is a printout of this URL, here is a whois of the domain'. Yes, if they don't show up, they couldn't challenge this 'evidence', but still there should actually be some evidence required.

    The entire court system is more and more tilted to the large guy, who can hire lawyers and actually spend the time and money to operate within it. Here, of course, it was a 'little guy' who sued with a lawsuit that went wrong, so of course it's trumpeted far and wide to show of the 'system is broken' so the next time a little guy sues for being poisoned by a large company or defamed by a site publishing nonsense that ruins their reputation, it's just one of those 'crazy lawsuits'...but the whole 'default judgment' thing is a problem only against individuals, so no one ever talks about reforming that.

    There needs to be an easier way to respond to the court, especially for people far away. There needs to be legal counsel available, for free, to people who are sued. Maybe not 'a lawyer', but at least some sort of collection of easy-to-understand printouts of the actual definitions of what they're being sued over, a diagram of the process, and what various options are, along with some templates of motions of dismissal and stuff.

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  35. Re:flaw - proven guilty in absence by Mouldy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why should TheDirt waste their money, resources and time to defend something that has absolutely nothing to do with them. Yeah, it probably would have just been a 5 minute "You've got the wrong website" statement, but that's still money that they shouldn't have to spend. IANAL, but I doubt TheDirt could claim all of their costs back from this daft cheerleader - especially considering the ridiculous method that's used to calculate costs. It's kind of depressing that "innocent until proven guilty" goes out the window when they can shoot for "proven guilty in absence".

    They should counter-sue/appeal/whatever-it-is the cheerleader into oblivion for slandering their website.

  36. Oh oh by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    The jurors on the Gotse trial are in for a surprise.

  37. Free IT advice to everyone in the legal profession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell your IT people to make sure all your firm's web browsers print the URL in on the footer of the page by default. If you don't know what that means, your IT people will. If they don't, fire them. You're welcome.

  38. Not the Judge's fault. by westlake · · Score: 1

    This illustrates why many judges need to be taken out and shot.

    The plaintiff made his court date.

    The defendant did not.

    There really isn't much the judge can do - there really isn't much that he has the legal right to do - but render a judgment for the plaintiff by default.

    1. Re:Not the Judge's fault. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      But the "defendant" wasn't served. The lawsuit named "Hooman Karamian", founder of TheDirty.com, but they delivered the summons to TheDirt.com (who probably had no clue who Karamian was). Karamian didn't show because he wasn't served. I don't see how TheDirt.com has to pay anything if they weren't named in the lawsuit.

    2. Re:Not the Judge's fault. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      The papers named Hooman Karamian (TheDirty.com guy) and Dirty World Entertainment Recordings (company that runs TheDirt.com). So, TheDirt.com were named in the lawsuit, indisputably. At most they can say that the fact that the suit names Karamian is evidence that there is an error in it, and grounds for dismissal.

  39. Spare me the nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was building a house years ago and a subcontractor *who did not work on the house* sued me because I didn't pay him (!!!!?????)

    I contacted an attorney to deal with the lien, contacted the other attorney. Despite that, the plaintiff sued me in court. And just before it went before the judge, he offered to settle for $400 (he was asking for $10,000).

    My attorney advised me to take the deal, because we were already $2,500 into depositions, and we had another 2 hours to wait for the judge. So it would have cost me $350 just to sit there to get to the judge ($175/hour).

    So please spare me the bullshit about "just a call to the other lawyer". It cost me $3,000 to resolve something that *was a complete mistake*.

    Yes, I could have gone to the judge, yes, we could have pursued the other lawyer and the sub contractor for malicious something-or-other... WHICH WOULD COST ME MORE MONEY.

    It's all bullshit and you guys know it because lawyers hold the keys to the kingdom, they're expensive, and the judges and legislators are all lawyers, so they don't see the issue.

    1. Re:Spare me the nonsense by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I was building a house years ago and a subcontractor *who did not work on the house* sued me because I didn't pay him (!!!!?????) I contacted an attorney to deal with the lien, contacted the other attorney. Despite that, the plaintiff sued me in court. And just before it went before the judge, he offered to settle for $400 (he was asking for $10,000). My attorney advised me to take the deal, because we were already $2,500 into depositions, and we had another 2 hours to wait for the judge. So it would have cost me $350 just to sit there to get to the judge ($175/hour). So please spare me the bullshit about "just a call to the other lawyer". It cost me $3,000 to resolve something that *was a complete mistake*. Yes, I could have gone to the judge, yes, we could have pursued the other lawyer and the sub contractor for malicious something-or-other... WHICH WOULD COST ME MORE MONEY. It's all bullshit and you guys know it because lawyers hold the keys to the kingdom, they're expensive, and the judges and legislators are all lawyers, so they don't see the issue.

      In other words, he scammed you for $400, and you were too chicken to get your money and lawyer's fees back by suing him to get your $400 and pay the legal fees even though you had a clear case. The guy probably does this on a regular basis, and settles for his free $400 every time.

    2. Re:Spare me the nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, of course he did. And I was already out $3,000.

      So I was supposed to spend *more money* to recover $400.

      It's not chicken, it's *common f*cking sense* to get out of it as cheaply as possible.

      Do you know what people who go to court to prove their point are called? Broke.

    3. Re:Spare me the nonsense by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      If it was a false lien you should have contacted your state's regulatory board for his industry and your state's attorney general's office. Filing a false lien is a crime, not just a civil matter. If you had a mortgage, your bank would probably be sufficiently pissed that he was trying to leapfrog into the first lienholder position past them without reason, too.

      You could have not only defended against him, but countersued him and maybe even sued the primary contractor if they had ever actually contacted him about contracting on the property. It'd be their responsibility first to pay a subcontractor and only yours if the contractor failed to pay them. If the primary contractor failed to pay them for something they actually did, that would leave the primary contractor liable to reimburse you. Both of the contractors should be licensed and bonded with your state. You could reasonably expect to be paid your judgments from their bond.

      IANAL, but I have studied to be a real estate sales agent and passed my course with flying colors (although I never bothered to take the licensing exams due to other factors in my life at the time). Lots of this very basic stuff about property law is quite simple in theory, but of course a lawyer should be contacted about the particular case.

      I don't know the particulars of your case beyond what you've said here, but it seems your lawyer just wanted the quick payday just like the housing subcontractor. I think if your case was as strong as it reads, a good lawyer could have won your case and recovered fees. The headache and time might not have been worth it, though, and that was for you to decide, not your attorney.

  40. Re:flaw - proven guilty in absence by shentino · · Score: 1

    My theory is that you should be able to proceed against the defendant en absentia.

    That way, you still have to satisfy your own burden of proof, and you can still prove your case and win even with a no-show. In this case, the defendant would only lose the opportunity to raise affirmative defenses.

    And the attorney representing you still has to earn his pay.

  41. She is also a high school english teacher by dsmoses · · Score: 1

    Who apparently does not proofread her own papers.

  42. Lost Counter Response? by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    The Los Angeles based group owns 'thedirt.com' while the Scottsdale, Arizona group owns 'thedirty.com' if I'm reading related articles correctly.

    The complaint was delivered to an address in Los Angeles. Is there a chance that a 'we are not these people' type response went back to the plaintiff and was ignored or lost in transit?

    A few people have suggested that a simple call to the plaintiff's lawyers would have been enough to diffuse things. Unfortunately, unless you have some backup to say that you have made said call, it can be ignored.

    It would be interesting if the Los Angeles group did everything they could to point out that the wrong group was being sued and thought they had resolved the issue, only to find that it still went to court.

    If they had responded by appearing in court, could the Los Angeles group have demanded that their expenses be paid because they were NOT the ones that owned the offending site?

  43. No, doesn't work by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    No, by not doing that, they set themselves up for a countersuit for fraudulently suing them in the first place. Which may earn them a lot more money than their website does.

    I really suspect that failing to respond to the court summons would fuck up their chances of winning such a lawsuit. You can't really get a court to take seriously your demand of $$$ for being wrongly sued if you didn't even bother to give the plaintiff a damn phone call telling them that you were the wrong guy. It's just not a good faith attempt to solve the dispute.

    1. Re:No, doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno. If I got a summons and complaint for A, and I'm B, I don't think I have to respond. IOW, if the right defendant was named, but the summons and complaint sent to the wrong address, B was not sued. A lost this case. Of course, if B was improperly named, and properly served, then, yeah, B has to respond.

      One issue here is WHY would B keep mail intended for A? I suppose, because it was addressed to them.

      As far as A is concerned, they should file a motion for reconsideration on the basis of imperfection of service. Then everything goes back to step one. Also, default judgments like this are rare. I am involved in civil litigation and pro se opposing party failed to respond to motions in a timely manner. Judge was going to grant a continuance, so we stipulated to one to avoid the hoop jumping (and wasting the court's time: judges HATE that! If counsel has good reason to believe what the order will be anyway, best to just stipulate to it. My attorney has a very technical term for this: "taking one in the ass". Happens in cases all the time: the court cutting an inexperienced pro se litigant slack. The thing is, one only gets a few breaks this way, and strategically, it pays to pick and chose to get fucked over for minor issues, like procedure, than major ones.)

    2. Re:No, doesn't work by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      I dunno. If I got a summons and complaint for A, and I'm B, I don't think I have to respond. IOW, if the right defendant was named, but the summons and complaint sent to the wrong address, B was not sued. A lost this case. Of course, if B was improperly named, and properly served, then, yeah, B has to respond.

      The case we're discussing here is the last one: B was improperly named, and (we assume) properly served. GGP suggested that B should ignore the summons, wait until default judgement is awarded against them, and then sue somebody for the "damages" that were caused to them by the erroneous suit and award. That is, as I was trying to put mildly, really fucking stupid, because in that case B transparently allows the "damages" to happen so that he can sue.

    3. Re:No, doesn't work by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      1) Set up a premium rate number.
      2) Send totally bogus summonses to loads of people, where my contact number is the number in step 1.
      3) ?????
      4) Profit!!!!!!!!

      Maybe I'm being a stickler, but if I somehow receive a summons that has clearly got nothing to do with me why should I spend 1 cent of my money or 1 second of my time fixing some iother idiots fuckup?

      At least the wronged party should get some token payment (the greater of half the amount claimed, ten times my expenses or fifty grand) - If so I suspect this problem would solve itself over night

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  44. False accusation expenses? by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    If they had shown up, could they have demanded that the plaintiff pay for their expenses?

    1. Re:False accusation expenses? by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      If they had shown up, could they have demanded that the plaintiff pay for their expenses?

      Possibly. You're failing to see this from the most productive angle: TheDirt.com should have contacted the plaintiff's lawyer right after receiving the summons, pointed out that they had served the wrong company, and asked them to withdraw the complaint or amend it to point at the right guys. The plaintiff then should have verified this response to their satisfaction, and complied with the request. It is not in the interest of the plaintiff to sue the wrong folks, after all; and if the plaintiffs insisted on taking it to court, and TheDirt.com showed in court that they clearly demonstrated to the plaintiff that they were the wrong party, then the plaintiff could be in trouble, and TheDirt.com could likely collect expenses (if not more) from them.

      The problem is that if you don't even bother to go to the court date, much less call the plaintiff's lawyer and talk to them, you're not going to be in a good position to demand that your expenses be paid. So, for example, if you get on a plane, fly to California with your lawyer to make the court date, and there demand to have the plaintiff pay your expenses, you're going to be asked why the heck didn't you just call the plaintiff and solve this problem outside the court.

    2. Re:False accusation expenses? by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

      You would probably want to do more than a simple phone call since you would want an audit trail. The phone call could start the process, assuming you can get through. But you would want official notification that the lawyer had been notified. (If they have a log of attempted calls from the date they got the summons, that might indicate they tried.)

      You would probably want to follow up a phone call with a certified letter addressed to the lawyer.

      I can see the possibility of the summons getting to the wrong company and ending up in the hands of the wrong person in that company. A disgruntled employee who is planning on bailing might round file a summons. The complaint I read in a PDF didn't appear to name names, other than of the company.

    3. Re:False accusation expenses? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      TheDirt.com should have contacted the plaintiff's lawyer right after receiving the summons, pointed out that they had served the wrong company, and asked them to withdraw the complaint or amend it to point at the right guys.

      Which the lawers would have completely ignored, on the legal principle that toti dicunt quidum, or something like that.

      It is not in the interest of the plaintiff to sue the wrong folks, after all;

      O Rly? From where I sit the scoreboard says they're up 11,000,000 to 0.

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      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  45. So, what's the alternative? by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    You do realize that this happens often enough -- that the wrong person or company gets served -- that there are established court procedures for dealing with it?

    All of them requiring time, money and effort on the part of those who did no wrong. Ignoring something like this IS the right thing to do. The problem is the fucked up laws do not see it that way.

    You're being very shortsighted about this. Let me explain.

    The civil court system exists in order to peacefully mediate disputes between private parties and produce fair solutions to them. In societies that do not have a civil court system or a similar institution, such disputes must be resolved between the parties themselves. This often means violence. I.e., without courts, if Joe mistakenly believes that you took 10 of his goats, and no matter how much evidence you show him he continues to believe so, there's a good chance you're going to find yourself in a violent confrontation with Joe, and will have to defend yourself and your property.

    So yeah, in our civil court system, any old Joe can raise a complaint against you, and you're compelled to respond and defend yourself, even if there are some pretty blatant errors in the complaint. This is a big drag, yes, but it sure beats having to be constantly prepared to respond to any old Joe trying to ambush and shoot you dead for an equivalently erroneous complaint.

    1. Re:So, what's the alternative? by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Way to argue a point.
      But it dose not have to be all one way or the exact opposite. Dose it? Can we not have a system that allows you to sue. But always puts justice above law?
      Follow the law till it dose not make sense. Then dole out justice. We could also be much tougher than we are on punishing those that bring frivolous lawsuits. We could start by looking at lawyers that are filling hundreds of ADA lawsuits against small businesses just for settlement cash.
      Then we could start disbarring lawyers that file IP cases in Texas when there is no reason to do so. We could disbar the Judges. We could easily fix major parts of the legal system in the US.
      The real reasons we have such a broken system is that the Judges and Lawyers want it this way. They want 90,000 cases filed every second. It keeps them employed.

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      Why is it so hard to only have politicians for a few years, then have them go away?
  46. I can die now. by singingjim1 · · Score: 1

    This is absolutely the most perfect story ever. It has every single element necessary for complete entertainment.

  47. Quit ranting already. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    You first argued that we should have a civil courts system where somebody who has been erroneously served as a defendant should be able to ignore the court summons. I answered with an argument that while that is not wonderful, it is a lot better than the realistic alternatives, which involve getting erroneously shot instead of erroneously sued.

    Do you have something to respond to that, or are you just going to randomly rant at stuff that you don't really understand but pisses you off because somebody else like you has told you it should?

    1. Re:Quit ranting already. by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      The realistic alternative that you describe is bullshit used to make your point. It is not a choice between the way it is and getting shot.
      But truly if those are the only two choices your mind can come up with then I am sorry I assumed you were misleading when in reality you would just be stupid.

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      Why is it so hard to only have politicians for a few years, then have them go away?
    2. Re:Quit ranting already. by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      The options are actually that you can use the civil court system for redress of grievances and that you can't. If a defendant can ignore a summons, you can't use the civil courts at all. It's just as simple as that. Whether that leads to vigilante justice isn't automatically answered, but vigilante justice is what the courts are designed to avoid.

    3. Re:Quit ranting already. by Dishevel · · Score: 1
      Again. I find it hard to believe that you are mentally incapable of finding any other solution to a problem such as this.

      I will help you out.
      1. Could write the law so that whatever the judgement obvious innocence should always be a complete defense.
      2. Could require judges to read the most basic parts of the cases they adjudicate.

      Either of those would work well. Both would work best.

      That way is someone sues me for something there is no way I could held liable for I could just sit back. Judge would actually look at the case and throw it out. Or...When they try to collect I can show my obvious innocence and not pay. Then they can fire the judge for not doing his job.
      Easy.

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      Why is it so hard to only have politicians for a few years, then have them go away?
    4. Re:Quit ranting already. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you're trying to argue with policy wonks. To them the letter of the law, no matter how man made, might as well be the Holy Word Of God. It's a weird form of religion. These are the people who staff the offices of politicians and sneer at you when you call to voice a complaint. They are the ones who give us a "legal" system instead of a "justice" system.

      I worked on a couple political campaigns years ago for the experience. Those folks are the worst sacks of shit I have ever encountered, and are directly or indirectly responsible for most of the problems in the country today. They are why the system is nothing but epic fail. Seriously, I'm not really a violent person, but I met some where I wished they'd get hit by a bus the next day. Our government is in the hands of absolute subhuman scum. They are just utter filth and fanatics from the White House down to your local DMV.

    5. Re:Quit ranting already. by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      That's what they want the defendant to do: show the court how they are innocent. It's pretty fucking hard to do that if you ignore the summons and never contact the court.

  48. What mistake? by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    One of the great things about being a Judge is never having to be embarrassed by any mistake you make, because you don't make mistakes.

    So, tell me, where's the judge's mistake?

    1. Re:What mistake? by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      Not noticing that the complaint referred to two different domains (thedirt.com and thedirty.com) and never explained why it was mentioning two different domains?

      Surely if you're going to sue someone, your initial complaint should at the very least be consistent.

      Would've been a pretty good first hearing. "Is it not true that you are the owner of the domain thedirty.com?" "No, it's not true." "Oh. Never mind then. Have a nice day."

  49. Re:Flamebait Headline and Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would presume this was done on contingency

  50. Whoosh ... by DavidRawling · · Score: 1

    Oh dear. You really didn't think that through did you TheLinks?

    1. Re:Whoosh ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WH000000SH!

  51. They had a voice? by Demena · · Score: 1

    If they were properly served they did (maybe) but there seems to be a tendency for proper service to be documented incorrectly that is growing and growing.

  52. Judges exist in a consequences-free moral vacuum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Due to legal immunity, judges exist in a consequences-free moral vacuum.
    I am stunned more judges and persecutors (who have the same immunity) are not shot each year. The main reason I stay far away from the court system.

  53. Pope by yyxx · · Score: 1

    That principle also works for the Pope.

  54. Just goes to show by dazlari · · Score: 1

    If you write enough dirt, some key is bound to stick.

  55. Stack overflow by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    WHOOOOOOSH!

    FTFY.

    0h, wait...

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    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  56. what a stupid story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this happens all the time.

    they'll just vacate the default judgment and go after the right party