The point, dumbfuck, was that by destroying himself (and the original T-800 arm) in the early 90s, Cyberdyne would never create the supercomputer and thus Terminators would never exist. And you can't mass produce what doesn't exist (unless you're in the business of manufacturing video game screenshots).
Fuck, T2 isn't even exactly what you'd call an intelletually stimulating film. Maybe you should stick with DBZ, buddy.
To quote Anthrax, "The Devil lives in California".
Californians are evil hypocrites. There are three major populations in California: Homosexuals ("Gays"), Vegans, and Mexicans. Let's discuss each one, and how they contribute to the hypocrisy that is "California".
Homosexuals love California. Hell, it's got "fornicate" right in the name! Well, sort of. Anyway, Californians battle for gay rights, which pretty much means the right to bugger your fellow man, then stick your tongue up his ass and lick out the semen.
Vegans are yuppies that wish they were hippies that wish they had jobs. They fight to keep animals (which eat other animals) from being eaten by an animal, called the human being.
Mexicans come from Mexico, a heathen nation to our south. They are part of a communist plot to take jobs away from good heterosexual, meat-eating Americans.
Now let's talk about the hypocrisy. Vegans are allied with the Gays. Vegans say that people shouldn't eat meat, but also say that Gays should be able to stick their meat wherever they like. Ahem. Gays eat meat on a regular basis, but there are Vegan Gays! It starts to get confusing. It's the hypocrisy, stupid.
I'm not sure where the Mexicans fit in exactly, but I do know that Gay Mexicans fit into each other quite nicely.
When I am elected President, I will hit the Calfornia state line with enough nukes so that the wasteland of Gay Vegan Mexicans breaks off and floats out into the Pacific. We will tow Hawaii over and staple it in California's place. Don't worry, folks; although similar in appearance to a Mexican, the Hawaiian is actually a cross-breed Asian, guaranteed to fuel America's much needed Technical and Convenience Store industries! And as demonstrated by the tradtional "luau", Hawaiians love to eat meat. So it all works out in the end!
To quote Anthrax, "The Devil lives in California".
Californians are evil hypocrites. There are three major populations in California: Homosexuals ("Gays"), Vegans, and Mexicans. Let's discuss each one, and how they contribute to the hypocrisy that is "California".
Homosexuals love California. Hell, it's got "fornicate" right in the name! Well, sort of. Anyway, Californians battle for gay rights, which pretty much means the right to bugger your fellow man, then stick your tongue up his ass and lick out the semen.
Vegans are yuppies that wish they were hippies that wish they had jobs. They fight to keep animals (which eat other animals) from being eaten by an animal, called the human being.
Mexicans come from Mexico, a heathen nation to our south. They are part of a communist plot to take jobs away from good heterosexual, meat-eating Americans.
Now let's talk about the hypocrisy. Vegans are allied with the Gays. Vegans say that people shouldn't eat meat, but also say that Gays should be able to stick their meat wherever they like. Ahem. Gays eat meat on a regular basis, but there are Vegan Gays! It starts to get confusing. It's the hypocrisy, stupid.
I'm not sure where the Mexicans fit in exactly, but I do know that Gay Mexicans fit into each other quite nicely.
When I am elected President, I will hit the Calfornia state line with enough nukes so that the wasteland of Gay Vegan Mexicans breaks off and floats out into the Pacific. We will tow Hawaii over and staple it in California's place. Don't worry, folks; although similar in appearance to a Mexican, the Hawaiian is actually a cross-breed Asian, guaranteed to fuel America's much needed Technical and Convenience Store industries! And as demonstrated by the tradtional "luau", Hawaiians love to eat meat. So it all works out in the end!
Um, could someone explain to me what the criteria are for being a whore, in this context?
[cue Tennessee honky-tonk]
Yes, Scott Adams is a whore. Gave him my heart in '74! I gave him a diamond cock ring, To display on his manly thing! Told him I loved him every day, and showed him, in a manly way. Tried to treat him with some class, Let him fuck me in the ass! But that dude is a two-timin' hussy, Sold that cock-ring for some man-pussy! Now I've cleaned up and gone straight. No more felchin'; ain't it great? I feel happier and more chipper, (even though I don't like fuckin' that Tipper!) So vote for me on election day, 'Cause it's been twenty years since I was gay! G W Bush had a problem with crack, and So did I, after a fashion... But yes, Scott Adams is whore, Or my name ain't "Big Al" Gore!
To quote Anthrax, "The Devil lives in California".
Californians are evil hypocrites. There are three major populations in California: Homosexuals ("Gays"), Vegans, and Mexicans. Let's discuss each one, and how they contribute to the hypocrisy that is "California".
Homosexuals love California. Hell, it's got "fornicate" right in the name! Well, sort of. Anyway, Californians battle for gay rights, which pretty much means the right to bugger your fellow man, then stick your tongue up his ass and lick out the semen.
Vegans are yuppies that wish they were hippies that wish they had jobs. They fight to keep animals (which eat other animals) from being eaten by an animal, called the human being.
Mexicans come from Mexico, a heathen nation to our south. They are part of a communist plot to take jobs away from good heterosexual, meat-eating Americans.
Now let's talk about the hypocrisy. Vegans are allied with the Gays. Vegans say that people shouldn't eat meat, but also say that Gays should be able to stick their meat wherever they like. Ahem. Gays eat meat on a regular basis, but there are Vegan Gays! It starts to get confusing. It's the hypocrisy, stupid.
I'm not sure where the Mexicans fit in exactly, but I do know that Gay Mexicans fit into each other quite nicely.
When I am elected President, I will hit the Calfornia state line with enough nukes so that the wasteland of Gay Vegan Mexicans breaks off and floats out into the Pacific. We will tow Hawaii over and staple it in California's place. Don't worry, folks; although similar in appearance to a Mexican, the Hawaiian is actually a cross-breed Asian, guaranteed to fuel America's much needed Technical and Convenience Store industries! And as demonstrated by the tradtional "luau", Hawaiians love to eat meat. So it all works out in the end!
My mother and brother would both get ear infections during the winter, but not if they stopped drinking milk.
That's because your brother was drinking the milk from your mom's titties, and when she jacked him off, he'd get jizz in his ear. Really. I know. I was there. In fact, I was the photographer.
With a diet like that you won't need the respect for too much longer...
With a smartass attitude like that, neither will you..
Plants are alive, too. You think you can abuse them just because you don't have to hear them scream? Oh, the horror!
Hey! And what about the animals that eat other animals? You hippies just love to save the dolphins, but did you know that dolphins eat fish?!?! Stop the presses! Hold a Vegan Dipshit Committee, we've got to start lobbying for a kinder, vegan dolphin population!
Humans are animals. We're allowed to eat other animals. We aren't any better than other animals. (And you're especially bad.)
Stop being a shame to your species and drop the crap. Find acceptance in some other, more intelligent, group of social outcasts. (Or as the rest of the world knows them, "Californians".)
Oh, and
Vote Gore 2000! He'll get rid of all the dirty Mexicans! Really!
Vegetables. That's what it's called. Not "vegetarian food". Next thing you know, you'll be calling beer "beer-drinkers food". Get over yourself, hippie!
I agree that Kikkoman really is nice stuff. However, I find that the Kikkoman in restaurants is usually better than the Kikkoman that you buy at your local grocery. Does anyone know if Kikkoman offers different varieties?
Or maybe the food is just so much better in the restaurants that I just *think* the soy sauce is better too.;-)
When no one was looking, I would skewer the tender kitty organs with my scalpel and roast them over a bunsen burner. Now that's good eatin'! Mmmmmmm, with that tangy formaldehyde seasoning? Nothing beats it!
One time my teacher caught me, and tried to call my parents. Me and my friend Gimpy Ed hid next to her car and were going to give her a, um, surprise when she left to drive home.
Here where I live (DC area), there's actually a drive-through Starbucks. The building used to be a bank, and after S'bucks moved in, they decided to keep the drive-through window. (No, the coffee isn't delivered through the vacuum tubes, smartass.) Very cool.
For those of you near DC, it's in Burtonsville (IIRC). Tell 'em Mr. Gore sent ya!
Anyone else like the coffee at "Cafe Borders?" I think their cafe mocha is better than S'bucks's.
As a Dilbert fan, I will at least try one of these, if I happen to see them somewhere. (It's not easy being a victim of shameless marketing schemes!) But I'm thinking of the advertising... will Dogbert be hawking Dilberitos like that damn Taco Bell rat-dog?
Good job, Green. In fact, I'm so impressed that I've almost stopped thinking that your are a Texan Communist spy sent to infiltrate and sabotage our operation.
Hey, Green! Get back to work, dammit! I'm not paying you to answer some geeks' questions about our website! Get back to Tennessee and start working on JavaScript mouseovers, or I'll make you sleep with Tipper again! I invented the Internet, dammit! And I'll get rid of all the dirty Mexicans! Dammit!
By distributing information on my creation, the WWW, in English only, I can guarantee that power will continue to reside with middle-class, English-speaking Americans who can afford computers.
Imigrants shouldn't be voting anyway.
God Bless, Al Gore
Vote Gore in 2000! He'll get rid of the dirty Mexicans! He promises!
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Simple... Santa is Satan's ex-boyfriend.
Fuck, T2 isn't even exactly what you'd call an intelletually stimulating film. Maybe you should stick with DBZ, buddy.
I agree. What will he try next, rapping?
No discussion is necessary. Everyone knows that I invented the Internet.
Hope this clears things up for you.
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
Actually, YES! I also gave Thompson the idea for Unix back in '69. Who ever thought he'd go for it?
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
To quote Anthrax, "The Devil lives in California".
Californians are evil hypocrites. There are three major populations in California: Homosexuals ("Gays"), Vegans, and Mexicans. Let's discuss each one, and how they contribute to the hypocrisy that is "California".
Homosexuals love California. Hell, it's got "fornicate" right in the name! Well, sort of. Anyway, Californians battle for gay rights, which pretty much means the right to bugger your fellow man, then stick your tongue up his ass and lick out the semen.
Vegans are yuppies that wish they were hippies that wish they had jobs. They fight to keep animals (which eat other animals) from being eaten by an animal, called the human being.
Mexicans come from Mexico, a heathen nation to our south. They are part of a communist plot to take jobs away from good heterosexual, meat-eating Americans.
Now let's talk about the hypocrisy. Vegans are allied with the Gays. Vegans say that people shouldn't eat meat, but also say that Gays should be able to stick their meat wherever they like. Ahem. Gays eat meat on a regular basis, but there are Vegan Gays! It starts to get confusing. It's the hypocrisy, stupid.
I'm not sure where the Mexicans fit in exactly, but I do know that Gay Mexicans fit into each other quite nicely.
When I am elected President, I will hit the Calfornia state line with enough nukes so that the wasteland of Gay Vegan Mexicans breaks off and floats out into the Pacific. We will tow Hawaii over and staple it in California's place. Don't worry, folks; although similar in appearance to a Mexican, the Hawaiian is actually a cross-breed Asian, guaranteed to fuel America's much needed Technical and Convenience Store industries! And as demonstrated by the tradtional "luau", Hawaiians love to eat meat. So it all works out in the end!
Thanks for your time.
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
BTW Tipper gives great head.....
So does Bill Bradley. Oops, I mean... uhhh, nevermind.
(When he said he was giving me his full support, he wasn't kidding! I hope that visual ruined your night...)
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
Fat chance, pal! I'm gonna be the President, dammit! I invented the Internet! Dammit!
[ranting continues, chorus to "Love Train" fades in]
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
To quote Anthrax, "The Devil lives in California".
Californians are evil hypocrites. There are three major populations in California: Homosexuals ("Gays"), Vegans, and Mexicans. Let's discuss each one, and how they contribute to the hypocrisy that is "California".
Homosexuals love California. Hell, it's got "fornicate" right in the name! Well, sort of. Anyway, Californians battle for gay rights, which pretty much means the right to bugger your fellow man, then stick your tongue up his ass and lick out the semen.
Vegans are yuppies that wish they were hippies that wish they had jobs. They fight to keep animals (which eat other animals) from being eaten by an animal, called the human being.
Mexicans come from Mexico, a heathen nation to our south. They are part of a communist plot to take jobs away from good heterosexual, meat-eating Americans.
Now let's talk about the hypocrisy. Vegans are allied with the Gays. Vegans say that people shouldn't eat meat, but also say that Gays should be able to stick their meat wherever they like. Ahem. Gays eat meat on a regular basis, but there are Vegan Gays! It starts to get confusing. It's the hypocrisy, stupid.
I'm not sure where the Mexicans fit in exactly, but I do know that Gay Mexicans fit into each other quite nicely.
When I am elected President, I will hit the Calfornia state line with enough nukes so that the wasteland of Gay Vegan Mexicans breaks off and floats out into the Pacific. We will tow Hawaii over and staple it in California's place. Don't worry, folks; although similar in appearance to a Mexican, the Hawaiian is actually a cross-breed Asian, guaranteed to fuel America's much needed Technical and Convenience Store industries! And as demonstrated by the tradtional "luau", Hawaiians love to eat meat. So it all works out in the end!
Thanks for your time.
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
Hey, FUCK YOU!!!
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
At our parties, you're more likely to see stuff like salmon steaks. . .
Yeah, but you're gay! I'm sure we'd also see jars of anal lube and foot-long razorcocks at these "parties" too, wouldn't we?
. . .grilled portabella mushrooms. . .
Magic mushrooms, eh? I see. Well, I'd probably want be a little stoned when I was getting assrammed, too. Takes the edge off.
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
Um, could someone explain to me what the criteria are for being a whore, in this context?
[cue Tennessee honky-tonk]
Yes, Scott Adams is a whore.
Gave him my heart in '74!
I gave him a diamond cock ring,
To display on his manly thing!
Told him I loved him every day,
and showed him, in a manly way.
Tried to treat him with some class,
Let him fuck me in the ass!
But that dude is a two-timin' hussy,
Sold that cock-ring for some man-pussy!
Now I've cleaned up and gone straight.
No more felchin'; ain't it great?
I feel happier and more chipper,
(even though I don't like fuckin' that Tipper!)
So vote for me on election day,
'Cause it's been twenty years since I was gay!
G W Bush had a problem with crack, and
So did I, after a fashion...
But yes, Scott Adams is whore,
Or my name ain't "Big Al" Gore!
Thank you.
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
To quote Anthrax, "The Devil lives in California".
Californians are evil hypocrites. There are three major populations in California: Homosexuals ("Gays"), Vegans, and Mexicans. Let's discuss each one, and how they contribute to the hypocrisy that is "California".
Homosexuals love California. Hell, it's got "fornicate" right in the name! Well, sort of. Anyway, Californians battle for gay rights, which pretty much means the right to bugger your fellow man, then stick your tongue up his ass and lick out the semen.
Vegans are yuppies that wish they were hippies that wish they had jobs. They fight to keep animals (which eat other animals) from being eaten by an animal, called the human being.
Mexicans come from Mexico, a heathen nation to our south. They are part of a communist plot to take jobs away from good heterosexual, meat-eating Americans.
Now let's talk about the hypocrisy. Vegans are allied with the Gays. Vegans say that people shouldn't eat meat, but also say that Gays should be able to stick their meat wherever they like. Ahem. Gays eat meat on a regular basis, but there are Vegan Gays! It starts to get confusing. It's the hypocrisy, stupid.
I'm not sure where the Mexicans fit in exactly, but I do know that Gay Mexicans fit into each other quite nicely.
When I am elected President, I will hit the Calfornia state line with enough nukes so that the wasteland of Gay Vegan Mexicans breaks off and floats out into the Pacific. We will tow Hawaii over and staple it in California's place. Don't worry, folks; although similar in appearance to a Mexican, the Hawaiian is actually a cross-breed Asian, guaranteed to fuel America's much needed Technical and Convenience Store industries! And as demonstrated by the tradtional "luau", Hawaiians love to eat meat. So it all works out in the end!
Thanks for your time.
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
My mother and brother would both get ear infections during the winter, but not if they stopped drinking milk.
That's because your brother was drinking the milk from your mom's titties, and when she jacked him off, he'd get jizz in his ear. Really. I know. I was there. In fact, I was the photographer.
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
With a diet like that you won't need the respect for too much longer ...
With a smartass attitude like that, neither will you..
Plants are alive, too. You think you can abuse them just because you don't have to hear them scream? Oh, the horror!
Hey! And what about the animals that eat other animals? You hippies just love to save the dolphins, but did you know that dolphins eat fish?!?! Stop the presses! Hold a Vegan Dipshit Committee, we've got to start lobbying for a kinder, vegan dolphin population!
Humans are animals. We're allowed to eat other animals. We aren't any better than other animals. (And you're especially bad.)
Stop being a shame to your species and drop the crap. Find acceptance in some other, more intelligent, group of social outcasts. (Or as the rest of the world knows them, "Californians".)
Oh, and
Vote Gore 2000! He'll get rid of all the dirty Mexicans! Really!
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
I love vegetarian food.
Vegetables. That's what it's called. Not "vegetarian food". Next thing you know, you'll be calling beer "beer-drinkers food". Get over yourself, hippie!
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
the finest soy sauce in the world, Kikkoman Shoyu
I agree that Kikkoman really is nice stuff. However, I find that the Kikkoman in restaurants is usually better than the Kikkoman that you buy at your local grocery. Does anyone know if Kikkoman offers different varieties?
Or maybe the food is just so much better in the restaurants that I just *think* the soy sauce is better too. ;-)
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
Hungarians also have indiscriminate sex with sheep and llamas. No kidding. I've been there.
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
One time my teacher caught me, and tried to call my parents. Me and my friend Gimpy Ed hid next to her car and were going to give her a, um, surprise when she left to drive home.
I don't remember what happened after that.
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
This may be off-topic . . .
This is a little OT too, but what the hell?
Here where I live (DC area), there's actually a drive-through Starbucks. The building used to be a bank, and after S'bucks moved in, they decided to keep the drive-through window. (No, the coffee isn't delivered through the vacuum tubes, smartass.) Very cool.
For those of you near DC, it's in Burtonsville (IIRC). Tell 'em Mr. Gore sent ya!
Anyone else like the coffee at "Cafe Borders?" I think their cafe mocha is better than S'bucks's.
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
As a Dilbert fan, I will at least try one of these, if I happen to see them somewhere. (It's not easy being a victim of shameless marketing schemes!) But I'm thinking of the advertising... will Dogbert be hawking Dilberitos like that damn Taco Bell rat-dog?
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
Almost...
Vote Gore 2000! Yes, it's really Armani!
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
Vote Al Gore 2000! Yes, it's really Armani!
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet
By distributing information on my creation, the WWW, in English only, I can guarantee that power will continue to reside with middle-class, English-speaking Americans who can afford computers.
Imigrants shouldn't be voting anyway.
God Bless,
Al Gore
Vote Gore in 2000! He'll get rid of the dirty Mexicans! He promises!
God Bless,
Al Gore
Inventor of the Internet