I once wrote a program to allocate every byte of free memory and consume every CPU cycle and I got a cease and desist letter from Symantec. Apparently I was infringing on a patent in NAV...
Kubrick already filmed asteroids, although his depiction in 2001: A Space Odyssey, while possibly the most scientifically accurate depiction ever shown in a motion picture, isn't the most entertaining...
PETA has only ever said one thing that I agree with: When they wanted Ben & Jerry's to switch to human breast milk they said 'The breast is the best'. However, unlike PETA, I prefer the packaging to the contents...
This is the same PETA that complained about President Obama killing a fly! What kind of message would it send to Kim Il Jong and Osama Bin Laden and the rest of the worlds baddies if the President had to get his fly trap to humanely catch and release the fly instead of swatting the little bugger...
Just getting a blimp to the site would cost more and require way more advanced planning and advanced notice.
By chance, in many cases Goodyear or some other company is already sending a blimp to many of these kinds of events. I'm sure they wouldn't mind mounting some equipment on it for a small fee...
It's called a lightning rod, although a clock tower and a sufficient length of cable will work in a pinch. Figuring out how to get lightning to strike a DeLorian while traveling at 88mph is left as an exercise for the reader.
I'm from Arkansas. What states are Sweden and Japan in, and what does UK stand for?
Why, UK stands for University od Kentucky, of course. Don't they have college football in Arkansas?
(That's American football for slashdotters in the United Kingom...)
...It's because we celebrate the birth of our country buy BLOWING STUFF UP!
You forgot to say "No get off my lawn!"
I once wrote a program to allocate every byte of free memory and consume every CPU cycle and I got a cease and desist letter from Symantec. Apparently I was infringing on a patent in NAV...
...What democracy is to methods of government.
The worst ever devised excepting everything else that has ever been tried.
Kubrick already filmed asteroids, although his depiction in 2001: A Space Odyssey, while possibly the most scientifically accurate depiction ever shown in a motion picture, isn't the most entertaining...
More like a PSPhone, which might not be a bad idea.
PETA has only ever said one thing that I agree with: When they wanted Ben & Jerry's to switch to human breast milk they said 'The breast is the best'. However, unlike PETA, I prefer the packaging to the contents...
This is the same PETA that complained about President Obama killing a fly! What kind of message would it send to Kim Il Jong and Osama Bin Laden and the rest of the worlds baddies if the President had to get his fly trap to humanely catch and release the fly instead of swatting the little bugger...
I don't want to know about the Iranian version of a pregnant chad.
For Sale: Election equipment, used only once, excellent condition. If interested contact the Florida Department of Elections...
If it wasn't broken, would they be chasing file sharers in the first place?
I recommend that the backup alarms be removed from all ambulances in Norway as the lawyers will most likely go back to chasing ambulances...
By chance, in many cases Goodyear or some other company is already sending a blimp to many of these kinds of events. I'm sure they wouldn't mind mounting some equipment on it for a small fee...
If the schedule slips the could call it BIND Forever.
Were talkin a name server here, Most major OS rewrites have been done in less time.
It's pending that the cures be found safe and effective by the FDA and profitable by the drug companies.
It's called a lightning rod, although a clock tower and a sufficient length of cable will work in a pinch. Figuring out how to get lightning to strike a DeLorian while traveling at 88mph is left as an exercise for the reader.
Judge: On what grounds?
Lawyer: That it's damaging to my case.
Our nonprofit uses "Decapitated Poultry v0.01 beta"
I hear the Federal Reserve is using the Enterprise version to determine the course of action to take in times of financial crisis...
So what's the new branding going to be after this one fails? Bong?
Well, it would be popular with the stoner crowd..
I sugguest that it be called Limbaugh's Syndrome.
With any luck it will work about as well as when the military got movie directors to give them ideas on South Park.
Oh I'm so glad I bought Vista and qualify for a free Windows 7 upgrade.Right?
Not unless you bought it via Tardis Express, the free upgrade program is for copies purchased after June 1 (or July 1, I can't remember which...)
Why, UK stands for University od Kentucky, of course. Don't they have college football in Arkansas? (That's American football for slashdotters in the United Kingom...)
Too much Red Bull gives you Wings, And a halo.
How about "Nowhere Man - The Motion Picture"
One irony is that a Wii Fit will (probably) cost more due to this tax.