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Iran Tries To Pacify Protesters With Lord of The Rings Marathon
Iranian state television's Channel Two is playing a Lord of the Rings marathon in an attempt to keep people inside watching hobbits and not protesting in the streets. Normally, people in Tehran are treated to one or two Hollywood movies a week, but with recent events the government hopes that sitting through a nine-hour trilogy will take the fight out of most of the protesters. Perhaps this was not the best choice in films if you want your people not to believe that "even the smallest person can change the course of the future."
Bah, I didn't like those movies at all. If I was in Iran, I'd probably be so pissed off that they're showing me such garbage that I'd take to the streets and wreck at least a couple of cars.
Well, speaking for myself, I wanted to kill people on the exit from 2 out 3 of those movies, so this may not achieve the intended effect.
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Lord of the rings in the original farsi! Can someone tape it for me?
Since beer is already off the list for Iranians, that leaves only one option.
They're just copying the American Way (TM) to pacify their serfs. Barrage them with movies, commercials, and scantily clad women.
The epic bore of the century is guaranteed to achieve that.
I'd be pissed that the were only showing 9 hours instead of 14
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Maybe the Iranian censor board will be able to cut out anything unneeded and make the movies more compact and watchable. I love the movies, but they can induce numbness to the posterior if watched more than one at a time.
I can just see the planners of the revolution getting all giddy about the kind of pulling together against evil these movies can inspire. LOL
This blonde dude surfs on a shield, and he stabs these goblins in the eye with arrows! Dude's so hardcore he don't even need a bow! Yah dude, those lords of the rings are righteous! I totally don't wanna overthrow the Ayatollah anymore after watching that...I just wanna lay back and burn some 'hobbit leaf,' know what I'm sayin', bra?
(-1, Raw and Uncut is the only way to read)
I suppose I could make some joke about how Soviet Russia fell because they tried to pacify the public with a Sergei Eisenstein marathon and a special once-in-a-lifetime uninterrupted screening of Dziga Vertov's Tchelovek Skinoapparatom. But what are we to do when totalitarians have access to high-quality Hollywood content!
They've probably re-dubbed the movie in Farsi to make Sauron the good guy. This has happened before; when Mr. Smith Goes to Washington was screened in Eastern Europe, it was only in a dubbed version that made Taylor and Senator Paine into capitalist oligarchs, with Smith fighting for his worker's soviet back home.
Don't blame me, I voted for Baltar.
Where is my vo... Ooh! Legolas!
People will just turn this on, go bored out of their minds and start rioting the broadcast stations
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What kind of link is that? It brings me to Salon.com's main page.
I'll try anything once. Twice if it tastes good
Did they get the rights to that?
Of course! Have you noticed Ahmadinejad's height? He is as tall as a hobbit, so they try to portray him as the savior of the world! Not sure if his feet are hairy, though.
Uh yea. Blatantly rig an election, and people tend to get pissed off. It's about more than just lining up in front of the cute little box. They had substantially more votes than people in more than 10(?) districts, and the race which was predicted to be very close, turned out to be a complete landslide. Every observer called the election rigged, even some of the internal ones.
And you're wondering why they're pissed?
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"A day may come when the courage of men fails ... But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, men of ... Iran! Allahu Akbar!"
This being Slashdot, and given the topic that consumes so much of our time these days, my question is...
Since they obviously pulled this out of the hat in a rapid series of decision to help quell the masses, did they properly secure rights to be showing them?
the RIAA on the Iranian government.
Problem solved.
They should have showed 300 instead.
one islamic regime to rule them all
and scantily clad women.
You've said it!
You should see some of the new burqas and chadors they are shipping to the stores. Sexy as hell.
You can almost see the eyebrows.
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
So the tyrants of Iran are blaming this whole mess on the American media, then they're tying to placate the protesters with American media? A movie trilogy about a bunch of people banding together to overthrow an evil tyrant no less. Nobody could draw parallels between things like the dark riders and the police riding motorcycles beating people with clubs.
The sense of irony is weak with the Iranian dictatorship...
And that was the last Terry Fox run I ever participated in.
This isn't about the election, this is about how the Iranian regime treats it's political rivals.
The election is just a red herring at this point and just a lame excuse to avoid addressing the real issue here.
A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
"the race which was predicted to be very close, turned out to be a complete landslide"
that's not really an issue. It can happen perfectly legitimately.
Yeah, the rest of the fact clearly point to vote fraud.
I mean, when they say Yes, there were more votes then people, but no there wasn't vote fraud.
I mean WTF?
The Kruger Dunning explains most post on
Or else at mass when they get the host they'd all go "more Lamdas bread... *sigh*".
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Bunch of meddlesome twats, right? Yeah, Iranian people. You get the comparison, right? Because nobody likes Gandalf, the same way nobody likes America!!!
Heh. This is the most tone-deaf thing I've heard about since the operation to capture Saddam. Codename for that one? Red Dawn. What did they use as identifiers for Iraqi positions around Saddam? Wolverine 1, Wolverine 2, etc. If you're going to make allusions to movies, try not to pick one where you're comparing yourself to the Soviets.
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Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
One does not walk into Tehran.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
After they saw how they lost sleeper cell after sleeper cell here in the US:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/after_5_years_in_u_s_terrorist
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Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, religion destroys spirituality
Great choice, show everyone they need to stand up and fight against evil forces trying to gain power over everyone. Yes that'll really Pacify Protesters.
Perhaps tomorrow they can show everyone George Orwell's 1984.
Taking a lesson from the American government it looks like. Keep giving people food and entertainment and maybe they forget how their rights are being trampled on.
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http://iran.whyweprotest.net/news-current-events/2327-green-brief-8-a.html
1. The event of the day was the protest held at Baharestan Square in the late afternoon. Although the exact number cannot be fully known, my sources claimed somewhere between 5,000-10,000 people tried to join the rally. Things got violent when security forces that had been waiting there for hours moved in as soon as a small crowd had managed to gather. They used force to brutalize the protesters and scatter them faster then they could regroup. Police were also patrolling the areas around Baharestan and people were attacked even as they fled Baharestan and go to the outer edges of the area. This continued for at least two hours.
2. Force was utilized without discrimination; however, media reports about a complete massacre cannot be confirmed by my more reliable sources. What I can confirm is at least 3 people were killed; the police used batons to beat people quite viciously - leaving dozens injured, not just in Baharestan but also in the areas around Baharestan. Shots were also fired and at least 2 of the fatalities were as a result of gunfire. Tear gas was also used to disperse them. We cannot confirm the use of axes on protesters. It could have been isolated incidents. But a wide-spread use cannot be confirmed. There were reports of killings at Lalehzar as well. Lalezhzar is a park in Tehran which has been completely taken over by security forces and is being used as a quasi-de fact base. Pictures are scarce and videos cannot be confirmed at this point either. The police were checking cell phones throughout the area as well as in other parts of the city and deleting images or videos or confiscating the phone altogether.
3. The area was surrounded also by vans and cars belonging to the security forces. Injured protesters and those protesters the police could hold onto were promptly thrown into these vehicles and moved to undisclosed locations. It has been suggested that Evin prison is being used to house most of the prisoners, but the sheer number of protesters easily could mean that make-shift prisons have been built around Tehran to house these people. Some sources indicated as well, but this cannot be confirmed right away. Most shops around Baharestan were closed so people had nowhere to hide. Cell phone service was also jammed so no help could arrive for those stranded and the vicious and wide-spread beatings and arrests could continue.
4. The security forces were being heavily helped by helicopters. They flew all over the city and informed security forces of places where people had gathered. Security forces arrived in minutes and dispersed crowd. However, people were extremely persistent. Gatherings and small rallies took place in several places and the quicker they were dispersed the quicker more sprang up. This continued late into the night until people dispersed on their own. The sheer tenacity of the protesters is heartening and many twitter sources indicated that no matter what happens they will go to streets and protest. Hezbollah e Ansar were also spotted from time to time. Plainclothesmen also did their part of the arrests as they drove around the city in motorcycles.
5. There were also other arrests in Iran today. At least 70 university professors and other professionals held a meeting today with Mousavi at the end of which, all of them were arrested as they exited the meeting area. Reports also confirm that Mousavi's chief lawyer, Ardsher Amir Arjman has also been arrested. There is no real confirmation of whether Mousavi has been arrested or he's free. However, there are strong indications and SOME sources that claim he is currently under house arrest. For a partial list, please click here: List
Fortunately in the version edited for Iran and translated into Pharsi, the Hobbits are working to combat the idolators, and re-establish Sharia in Middle Earth.
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Maybe the Iranians can figure out why Frodo didn't just ride the eagles to Mt. Doom in the first place.
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their new hobbit overlord.
Oh wait! That's North Korea ... my bad!
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Um, if the election was rigged, then they didn't give the people what they wanted. They in fact defied the public will.
I mean, that is rather the point of these protests.
The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
I hope the films inspire the people not already out in the streets to join the ones that are. The new revolution will be twittered.
American Gladiators
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
If they want people to stop, V for Vendetta would have been a much better choice IMO.
The enemy of our enemy is our friend? Then, they hear out everybody's windows.... FREEDOM!!!
From what I've heard, most people voted for a Star Trek marathon, not LOTR. The Guardian Council denies anything is wrong with the vote count, despite the official count being 17 billion votes for LOTR vs -8 for Star Trek.
I wonder if this is going to cause any trouble...
How about Star Wars then....
"They're thieves, they're thieves! They're filthy little thieves! Where is it? Where is it? They ssstole it from us... my precioussss. Curse them! We hates them! It's ours, it is, and we wants it!"
That's what iranians will say about the election after the movies.
Come on, do you seriously think they are seeing the theatrical release. No way in hell, shit the version of the trilogy they get is 20 minutes of drama before Sauron gets the ring and 8 hours and 40 minutes of Sauron enslaving everyone.
Doing as Fox news is already doing for years, they will slowly learn how to control the masses with television. Nice work Iran.
Life really is stranger than fiction. This is hilarious, the onion would be hard pressed in besting it. Seriously. A LOTR marathon to distract people. I wonder if it would be funnier if it actually worked, or if it didn't...
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The Iranian protests are as scripted as Lord of the Rings. The CIA should have hired Peter Jackson since he's not going to direct The Hobbit. I'm sure CNN would have donated some $$$ for their 24 hour coverage.
An eagle that can pick up Hobbits at the extreme of its range and return them should be able to manage a magic ring or two on its own. If Lord of the Rings was science fiction, Frodo and the hobbits would have distracted the Nazgul while the eagles disposed of the Ring, it would have been one volume, and I wouldn't have wasted two weeks reading it all when I was 15.
From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
They had substantially more votes than people in more than 10(?) districts
Even the Guardian Council now concedes that the total number of votes cast exceeded the population in at least 50 cities. According to Iranian PressTV, it was "only 50" cities. Here's a glimpse of Iranian TV footage:
http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/world/2009/06/23/nasr.iran.tv.3.million.votes.cnn.html
"Our two-party system is like a bowl of shit looking at itself in a mirror." - Lewis Black
Every observer called the election rigged, even some of the internal ones.
Russia has recognized the elections as fair.
In completely unrelated news, Russians have been campaigning for a return to the methods of Stalin. Not a joke.
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Short Answer: Yes.
Long Answer: If you have to ask the above question then I suggest you re-read the definition of "Tyranny" http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/tyranny.
I suspect that your original question was rhetorical, but look at the bright side. At least there are reports of arrests of Mousavi and Co. rather than just disappearances (although I'm sure those are happening also).
The sad truth is that in most of the rest of the world, revolution is the only effective means for a change of government. The advantage of Democracy (so far at least) as practiced in places like the U.S. is that it allows for changes in government to take place without the nasty "war-like" side effect that most revolutions entail. The down side is that changes are USUALLY slower to take place.
I hope that:
1) Iran transitions into a government that truly reflects the wishes of its people without bloodshed (alright, that moment is past. Without the need for FURTHER bloodshed).
2) The wishes of its people are for a government that will interact with the rest of the world in the tolerant and open fashion that the rest of the world has come to expect from most modern countries.
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Just let my 8 year old son watch the fellowship lat night for the first time.... Fun trying to get him to sleep last night, lol
That way, Frodo starts out near-death from exposure to the outside world, but ends up happy at home, blissfully ignorant of what's going on outside the shire, while his ancient and powerful Supreme Leader takes care of all that messy 'freedom' stuff....
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if the rest of the map is europe, mordor is pretty much persia
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Braveheart?
Two Rules For Success:
1) Never tell people everything you know.
Of course this is a good idea, why do you think every mini-van in america comes with DVD players and TV's. It's the easiest way to get kids to stop fighting.
It will take more than 9 hours of programming, try for at least 12.
I would suggest next showing 300 followed by V for Vendetta. That should pacify them.
Don't you know that when you want to stop riots, you do it with a Godfather of Soul concert!
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
It's always funny to watch a bunch of nerds trying to pass as jocks.
Guys, you're not fooling anyone!
Will we see "Frodo Lives!" in Farsi now?
by bombarding the population with the Great Satan's dwarfs.
"GIVE US OUR VOT- wait Frodo don't go in there! NOOOOOOOOOOO"
Wait are we still talking about Iran?
Come on; it doesn't matter which U.S. state the film was made in; the point is it's all American media.
the practice of bread and circuses goes back to ancient times, in all world cultures, and has been in continuous use since forever. you even use the goddamn latin words to describe the practice, showing you know it was once roman in convention, but apparently you're hatred of the usa is such that you can't even make the superficial connection
you know its ok to hate the american government. you are 100% vindicated and it is your right to do that. there is plenty to hate about the usa. fuck the usa. i am not defending the usa
all i ask from you is some logical coherence: if you want to at least pretend that you stand for some sort of principles, rather than simply being a blatantly transparent antiamerican tool, you should try to apply the principles you stand for equally to all world governments
in other words, its actually ok to hate the us government AND hate the iranian govt at the same time. imagine fucking that. hating the usa does not mean you have to love iran or view it as a victim, and visa versa
the enemy of your enemy is not really necessarily your friend. that is, unless you are simply trying to be yet another braindead partisan player in the geopolitical games that create so much of the suffering in this world. suffering you probably loathe. and yet you play the game, all the same, by taking sides. a hypocrite, rather than actually taking the principles you say you stand for to heart, and hating all the players in the game
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
with Walmart, The Big Story, and American Idol.
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"One does not simply walk into Tehran..."
"The great "eye"atollah is ever watchful..."
"Riders! In burqas!"
"Do not meddle in the affairs of Muslims, for they are subtle and quick to anger"
"The battle for Iraq is over, the jihad for Middle-east is about to begin..."
"The bomb will not save Iran. It only has the power to destroy..."
"Authority is not given to you to deny the votes, Mahmoud" "The rule of Iran is mine! And no other's!
"In the land of Iran, in the fires of Mosque Doom..."
I bet this means that president ape is the hobbit who wants to change the world!
You assume one vote per person.
That's actually pretty clever. Show LOTR because people will actually want to watch it, and then once you get them inside watching television you can follow it up with a Star Wars marathon and then you gradually work your way down the quality meter until you've got them watching Jerry Lewis telethons and My Mother the Car. By then they'll be too lethargic and braindead to even remember to vote, much less want to bother. Problem solved.
Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
Perhaps this was not the best choice in films if you want your people not to believe that "even the smallest person can change the course of the future.
On the other hand, it does reinforce the notion that brown people are a fallen race of brutes that are incapable of even the most basic language, let alone organized self-government. If the Iranians start believing that canard, then there goes the revolution.
Then again, JRRT's solution is that a nice little white dude from England will come fix it up for you because he's so damned pure of spirit and incorruptible by evil (hah). Of course, he will bring with him some elves and dwarves (also white), a wizard with the surname "the white" and some other random white dude that claims the right to be King because his daddy was King and he has a nice looking sword (that apparently being a perfectly good reason to assert your right to absolute authority).
Somehow, I don't think the Ayatollahs want that conclusion sinking in either.
Hurka Durka Muhammad Jihad
Stupidity only gets you so far, then you've gotta try
I see they have adopted the US form of population control.
"Give them cheap food and cheaper entertainment and you'll be able to do whatever you want."
Be gone from my sight or prepare to feel my flaming wraith!
... Braveheart.
another movie they protested: alexander
also: the wrestler
why?
one of mickey rourke's opponents in the ring is called "the ayatollah". nevermind the fact that in the movie "the ayatollah" is actually the wrestler's good friend when they are out of the ring. the irony of nationalism being a superficial game for the sake of ridiculous shallow spectacle apparently escapes a real ultranationalist iranian
http://carpetbagger.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/12/16/wrestling-with-the-ayatollah/
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
And now they're getting rid of it again. Whether it's corruption in Ukraine or Putin's iron fist in Russia, democracy is dying over there.
Ride the skies
If you read the Silmarillion, it's pretty obvious that Melkor/Morgoth is an analogue of Lucifer/Satan.
I write sci-fi for metalheads
i agree with you except for this. our past and current interventions both in Iran and with its neighbors have directly contributed to the rise and sustainment of the current Iranian government.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Ajax
"If still these truths be held to be
Self evident."
-Edna St. Vincent Millay
They could have used a better trilogy then that to pass time...STAR WARS comes to mind in the most hours passed behind a TV!
I myself would have maybe done the Band of brothers.....oh wait a minute...!
is the only movie that would have pushed the irony meter higher.
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Then, after the Kremlin exited Eastern Europe in 1989, the peoples of each nation in Eastern Europe removed their authoritarian goverment and rapidly established a genuine democracy and a free market. Except for Romania (where its people killed their dictator), there was no violence.
That is how people act when they want freedom and free markets.
In 1979, after the Iranian people overthrow the despot whom the Americans supported, the Iranians immediately established a brutal, authoritarian theocracy.
That is how people act when they reject both freedom and free markets.
Cultures are different. Eastern-European culture and Iranian culture are different. The Iranians bear 100% of the blame for the existence of a tyrannical government in Iran. We should condemn Iranian culture and its people.
mindless ethnocentrism and partisanship drives me into a rage
sorry (not really)
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
I guess jingling his keys at them and driving them around the block over and over again didn't work, so he's trying this.
Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
"In the absence of an external interfering force (e. g., army of the Soviet Union), the fate of a nation is determined by its people. Period. "
No country operates in a vaccuum. Period.
Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power lost.
Iran is involved in a sort of tech war of information. Are the Iranian leaders buying into the stereotype that all geeky/nerd types are Sci/fi fans? But knowing how much I like the trilogy it could work over here in the states. Damn you Peter Jackson!
Calvin: It says here, "Religion is the opiate of the masses."...What do you suppose that means? ...It means Karl Marx hasn't seen anything yet...
TV:
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Hope is the currency of fools
Hobbes is that you? I'm not sure I agree that someone can make a social contract on behalf of his children and their children, for all time.
There was a time when an overwhelming majority of Iranians supported this government, yes. But do they still? Clearly not all do.
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Yes. The Ayatollah got his one vote - thus the outcome.
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The scenes where Frodo is looking longingly into Sam's eyes (after the ring is destroyed and just before Frodo ships out with the elves) would be enough to get people on the streets, protesting that the government put such crap on TV!
"In the absence of an external interfering force (e. g., army of the Soviet Union), the fate of a nation is determined by its people. Period. "
No country operates in a vaccuum. Period.
A sentence that is an ordinary kind of statement should usually end with a period. Period.
Bow-ties are cool.
i wasn't consigning anyone to an eternity of anything. i was correcting the misapprehension that we are innocent with respect to Iran. I was also pointing out that our continued interventions in the region have been and still are counterproductive.
"If still these truths be held to be
Self evident."
-Edna St. Vincent Millay
Hits all the same neural pathways and you don't have to risk life or limb.
TV has killed us. This is not a funny story. It's a pathetic foot note.
Think: If everybody went on strike for one week, clear across the country, the government would beg us to go back to work. They'd give us anything. It works in France. The government coffers won't last long without regular tax uptake.
Let's all strike. Eat out of cans for ten days. Block the streets. No violence. Just a total shutdown. Let the Rich people's toilets stop flushing and see how long it takes to close Guantanamo.
Of course, it won't happen if you own and watch a TV. (Though it'd be funny trying to see Fox spin the whole thing like the desperate stuffed shirts they are.)
-FL
No country operates in a vaccuum. Period.
Well, except for Moonistan.
The enemies of Democracy are
What kind geek would watch the 9 hour version when there is a 12 hour version?
"In completely unrelated news, Russians have been campaigning for a return to the methods of Stalin [reuters.com]. Not a joke."
But of course... they see how much fun Americans are having with Stalin's methods, not a joke either (sadly).
Hope is the currency of fools
It's funny that now they are influencing their own people with Western Influences. FRODO AKBAR!!!
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Is it an african or european eagle?
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People should not be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.
You know, the Iranian people seem to have achieved this.
That which does not kill us makes us... st
Hobbits, Gimli & Legolas : The people who got cheated out of their vote.
Boromir : Some weak polititian.
Gandalf & Aragorn : Mir Hossein Moussavi.
Saruman : Ahmadinejad.
Sauron : Khameini.
Orcs : The revolution guard.
Other supporting villains : Basij militia.
If you quote this signature there'll be 72 copies of Windows ME waiting for you in Heaven.
It also teaches you to do what the crazy old man with the long beard tells you, no matter how insane it sounds at the time.
Although they probably know it already well enough...
(Check last 30 secs if nothing else)
Cultures are different. Vietnamese culture and Iranian culture are different. The Iranians bear 100% of the blame for the existence of a tyrannical government in Iran. We should condemn Iranian culture and its people.
I don't think the Vietnamese government was elected, either democratically or through vote rigging. You are confusing economic progress with democratic progress. In terms of advancing democratic ideas, given what we've seen in the last weeks, Iran is far ahead of the pacified Vietnamese population.
Since you are assigning blame on a percentage basis and I don't know your lifestyle, so it'll have to be a self assessment, how much blame do you deserve for buying and using products that originated from places ruled by tyrannical government?
Copy and paste much? Grow some testicles and post under a name or GTFO.
Now the comment field is about 3cm wide.
Not for me, it isn't.
(and it does work with 3.5RC2 if you hack maxVersion in install.rdf)
In Soviet Russia a beowulf cluster of these things imagines you welcoming your new, neural-network overlords.
Oh wow! I always hope for rain on election day to keep the lazy voters home, but I hadn't thought of using TV...
Stalin's methods would be Obama lining up all Reps and half of Dems against the wall.
On the other hand, I'm sure it would be something most Americans would genuinely cheer to, so maybe you're not that off...
In completely unrelated news, Russians have been campaigning for a return to the methods of Stalin.
It's Russian Communist party, which has been getting a steadily declining percentage of votes in every election. Last time they were somewhere around 15%, I believe. So whatever they do, it's rather irrelevant.
They're mainly voted for by pensioners and otherwise old people who were generally better off in USSR days.
The reason why Russia recognized Iran elections as fair is because last Russian presidential and parliamentary elections have also seen widespread fraud. It wasn't that major mostly because they had a fair majority anyway - the only reason why they went for the fraud is to secure a supermajority for the ruling party in the parliament (to be able to amend the Constitution), and to avoid the second round in presidential elections (and allow Medvedev to claim that, with 70% of the votes, he has "a clear mandate").
One does not simply Mordor into Iran
I always thought Saruman looked like Khomeini. Betcha he fed on man flesh too.
This is exactly why the world hates us, the corrupt governments of the world point to our corrupt government and says "It's not MY fault I'm this way!"
genuinely funny, even in the sad context of violence and oppression.
"Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
Who killed JFK, and what happened to Building 7?
Our government is totally better.
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It's showing up all screwy compared to other /. stories.
He said vaccuum. With 2 Cs.
Actually, Moonistan operates in a cheese-grater. Bhagistan, now that operates in a vaccuum. Except when you take it out to replace it.
upvoted for the awesome dept tag. nice to see someone else likes the hobbit cartoon!
Media that can be recorded and distributed can be recorded and distributed.
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No country operates in a vaccuum.
Of course not, they've all upgraded to solid state.
"the race which was predicted to be very close, turned out to be a complete landslide" that's not really an issue. It can happen perfectly legitimately.
Yeah, the rest of the fact clearly point to vote fraud.
I mean, when they say Yes, there were more votes then people, but no there wasn't vote fraud. I mean WTF?
I read that the official explanation was that in Iran, you don't need to vote in the district where you are registered, so travelers would account for the discrepancy.
Several states had more votes than voters in the 200 presidential election.
I wonder why Obama is having a hard time criticizing the Iranian ruling structure, at the same time that Acorn added, "International", to their name.
As Arsenio Hall was fond of saying, it's just a thing that makes you say, hmmm.
come, on, this story has gotta be fake. I know this is Iran, but how could anyone think this film series could ever calm down the hordes in the street? I mean even black robed persian women are rational, aren't they?
If you must moderate, please moderate as irrelevent, not something bad, because I'm sure someone will find this interest
There have also been reports of "disappearances" of many people, although of course those claims haven't been verified.
Oh man, that would -so- work on me.
It could be argued that Tolkien, being a dyed-in-the-wool legitimist, would have supported the duly constituted Iranian government in suppressing protests. But I disagree with that - his letters show that he took the Fascist anti-government side in the Spanish civil war.
This is funny. They should pull off a star wars marathon as well !
Bottom line, people want peace, we all love each other, our masters are the ones who make us fight.
Leave it to /. moderators to completely fuck up a moderation...
Whoever modded this, do you really think Ayatollah Ali Khamenei isn't trying to pacify Iran's people? Do you think stupid shit like this never happen(s)(ed) in the USA?
Exactly how was that a troll? I think modding this post -1 Troll is a troll.
"Be prepared, son. That's my motto. Be prepared." --Joe Hallenbeck
Russian LOTR readers quite often identify with orcs or easterlings. People under the red sign, from the east, to whom "free people of the west" want to bring just rule, proper king or maybe just exterminate. There is a lot of fan-fiction written from point of view of orcs, or simpatizing to orcs, most notable of wich are Perumov's "Ring of Darkness" and Eskov's "The Last Ringbearer"
you said cuum... hehehehehe
Ayatollah Sauron opposed this viewing.