JP Morgan Chase has 25,000 IT employees, and it spends about $8 billion on IT each year--$4 billion on apps and $4 billion on infrastructure. The company has been working with Hadoop for more than three years
Wow they must be super experts!!!
Reading up on Hadoop...
Stable release 0.20.204 / September 11, 2011; 57 days ago
Preview release 0.21.0 / August 23, 2010; 14 months ago
This is why my resume will only list technologies that are less than two years old. But of course most employers want substantial experience in any job candidate.
So if anyone is hiring, I have 5 years of experience in Windows 8 administration.
I everyone connected to the internet in France were to willingly violate 3 times as a form of protest, would the suddenly bankrupt ISP's in France look at reversing the law?
Its not like he's gone forever. He's just gone to the genius desk in the sky. Now, all of us shall hold up an iCandle app on our iPhone, bow our heads and make the sign of the Sad Mac! Hail Steve of the Turtleneck! For he shall reboot!
National security related regulations requiring that code written for the government meet quality and security guidelines?
What a horrible thought. What could possibly have given them the idea that unregulated code written in foreign countries could contain security vulnerabilities?
Yeah I had the same thought. or even... all the members of the notorious Anonymous could submit a constant stream of corrections they find offensive, and as soon as the site gets re-written, another member can claim that re-write is offensive. In fact, some industrious trolling could completely collapse the.it domain. And what about search results? Is there a bing or google search result that is offensive? People might be able to make constant, non-stop requests that search results be edited because the results were offensive.
I am overwhelmed at the potential for electronic mayhem that this law provides. There are so many ways, so many things. Its like, Italy is making the Internet Troll an official part of their government!
Well, so much for the PC. Of course, according to the press pundits I've read over the last couple years, netbooks have taken over everything and linux finally took a significant chunk of the desktop OS market.
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has too much freaking allowance if they can afford MacBook Pros
The US doesn't stand a snowballs chance in hell of getting anything that doesn't benefit the MPAA or the BSA.
That was amazingly funny.
People accused Apple of being evil. HAH, It'll take a Disney exec to show them how its really done!
Wow they must be super experts!!!
we have kinect porn on the pc?
or more realistically what better way to keep a chronically tired soldier alert so he doesn't get his ass shot off
This is why my resume will only list technologies that are less than two years old. But of course most employers want substantial experience in any job candidate.
So if anyone is hiring, I have 5 years of experience in Windows 8 administration.
is the slug compiled or interpreted?
Well it wouldn't block fucking shit, but the stuff he was going to write? Well, let's just say his words weren't as tame.
All the calculations show it can't work. There's only one thing to do: make it work. — Pierre Georges Latécoère, early French aviation entrepreneur.
will there be videos of cats?
Billy Mays is in talks with Steve Jobs on how to market future products.
I everyone connected to the internet in France were to willingly violate 3 times as a form of protest, would the suddenly bankrupt ISP's in France look at reversing the law?
other than google, who does it all the time.
Its not like he's gone forever. He's just gone to the genius desk in the sky. Now, all of us shall hold up an iCandle app on our iPhone, bow our heads and make the sign of the Sad Mac! Hail Steve of the Turtleneck! For he shall reboot!
Yet.
I'm getting one. I don't need video conferencing on my portable porn pad anyway.
National security related regulations requiring that code written for the government meet quality and security guidelines?
What a horrible thought. What could possibly have given them the idea that unregulated code written in foreign countries could contain security vulnerabilities?
Absolutely! I have always thought that it was just wrong for the New York chapter of the KKK to exclude black people.
Yeah I had the same thought. or even ... all the members of the notorious Anonymous could submit a constant stream of corrections they find offensive, and as soon as the site gets re-written, another member can claim that re-write is offensive. In fact, some industrious trolling could completely collapse the .it domain. And what about search results? Is there a bing or google search result that is offensive? People might be able to make constant, non-stop requests that search results be edited because the results were offensive.
I am overwhelmed at the potential for electronic mayhem that this law provides. There are so many ways, so many things. Its like, Italy is making the Internet Troll an official part of their government!
since forever. if you really want to talk about freedom of speech, try reading through the uniform code of military justice.
first, get a hold of a tactical nuclear weapon...
Well, so much for the PC. Of course, according to the press pundits I've read over the last couple years, netbooks have taken over everything and linux finally took a significant chunk of the desktop OS market.
I absolutely agree. This has to be one of the stupidest things I have read in a while. And that includes recaps of reality television.