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  1. I'll save a fortune! on Bacteria Powered Batteries · · Score: 2, Funny

    If this comes through my fridge could be self powering by using that really old yoghurt that's in it! ;-)

  2. Re:yay on New Low Bandwidth Denial of Service Attacks · · Score: 1

    ISP?

    You were lucky!

    ;-)

  3. Mozilla... on Lizard Spit Helps Control Blood Sugar · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...the browser of choice for diabetics! ;-)


    Sorry!

  4. Re:Windows? SCO! on OpenBSD's Packet Filter Gains OS Fingerprinting · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that'll show BOTH of them! ;-)

  5. Re:What if I do not use SCO code? on OSDL Releases Q&A on SCO Legal Actions · · Score: 2

    ...and if you look here, you'll see that SCO are still using Linux themselves....

  6. Re:What's the next version?? on Michael Robertson Unveils SIPphone · · Score: 1
    SUCKPhone

    At last a phone for men... the women have had it so good for far too long! ;-)

  7. Hmmm... on FCC Goes WiFi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Honeypot?

  8. Re:Brings a whole new meaning to... on Skydiving Across the English Channel · · Score: 5, Funny

    I saw this guy on TV and he looked more like Buzz Lightyear!

    To Calais... and beyond.... ;-)

  9. Re:Here's to the next 5000 years of isolationism on China Proposes Rival Video Format · · Score: 4, Insightful

    China never really has gotten over that "we are the center of the earth" mentality have they?

    In my experience the USA has the same problem at times.

  10. Sun are cheap? on First Industry-Standard Benchmark On 64-bit Linux · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What stands out for me is that the cheapest platform from these results, across 100GB, 300GB, and 1000GB, is actually from Sun - look at the Price/QphH figures. So much for all the hype about Linux solutions being cheaper... although it does show that Linux solutions can be scaled very high when used in clusters.

  11. Conference Call on Novell Claims Ownership of UNIX System V · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh my god, you /.'ed the conference call.... You bastards! ;-)

  12. Reliability? on Run Win98 From 16MB Flash Disk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Windows 98 in an embedded system?

    I always thought that embedded systems were about rock solid reliability - and I don't think that anyone (even Microsoft) would admit that Win98 qualifies.

  13. Re:Sold! on AIBO Via E-mail · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looking at my email, it's only a matter of time before my Aibo offers to make my penis larger, give me a loan, and let me know that hot sluts want me!

    ;-)
  14. Re:No matter how many times I read it... on More on the PowerPC 970 · · Score: 1

    Apple created the first PC

    Cough,... Altair... Cough!

  15. Remember... on Security Vulnerability in Microsoft .NET Passport · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember folks, this is Trustworthy Computing! ;-)

  16. Only in the USA... on Apple Introduces iTunes Music Store, iTunes 4, new iPod · · Score: 1

    ...guess that's saved me a packet! ;-)

  17. Re:Cats on An Affordable Air Purifier For Dusty Computer Labs? · · Score: 1

    Borrow a large dog for a few days! ;-)

  18. The Military don't have them all... on Satellite Access in Time of War · · Score: 1

    There is still some non-military data coming from the satellites: http://www.methaz.com/blogpics/iraq.html

  19. Re:Wine Bochs? on Replacement for "Microsoft's" Virtual PC? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's not quite as crazy as it seems: the use of something like Wine would mean that the "Windows API" would run at native (PowerPC) speeds while the rest of the application would be emulated. It all depends on the type of application of course - something with a rich user interface may experience pretty good speeds as it spends a lot of time in the Windows (Wine) code, but you'd have to be mad to run the x86 version of RC5 cracking client on it which use mostly just user mode code.

  20. Wine Bochs? on Replacement for "Microsoft's" Virtual PC? · · Score: 1

    Potentially more interesting than Apple just using Bochs, would be if they combined Bochs and Wine and came out with a system that could run (some) Windows binaries on OSX without the need for Windows at all!

  21. Re:Why not Apple? on Pixar Eclipses Sun with Linux/Intel · · Score: 1

    Certainly not a troll... I have 3 macs myself along with several x86 Linux/*BSD boxes and wouldn't give up my macs for anything... it's just the plain truth, the G4 cannot keep up with the latest x86 processors... now if/when the G5 (or whatever IBM's new Power4 derivative is called) comes along, this may change... we can live in hope...

  22. Re:For Around... on Pixar Eclipses Sun with Linux/Intel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For around $25,000 you too can make Pixar quality movies

    ...plus the several million $ for the creative talent!

  23. Why not Apple? on Pixar Eclipses Sun with Linux/Intel · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Wonder why Pixar didn't choose Apple's XServe - I've sure Steve would have given them a small discount! ;-)

    Although I guess the XServe is more of a file/print/DB server than a number cruncher given the G4's that sit inside the box are easily out-performed by Intel/AMD these days.

  24. MS Pissed? on All-New PowerBooks, Web Browser Featured at Macworld · · Score: 2

    So is Microsoft pissed that Apple have release Safari?

    Well, if seems strange that HotMail doesn't work with it... I would have thought that the Apple testers would have tested against that before releasing... or maybe they did and something has changed </conspiracy>

  25. Re:I need Windows on Linux.... on Bochs 2.0 Released · · Score: 2
    I just don't know of any $250 processor emulation packages.

    I do! ;-)