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  1. This is how Idiocracy becomes real.

    By preventing the stupid from hurting themselves.

  2. In this experiment... on Reimagining of Schrodinger's Cat Breaks Quantum Mechanics -- and Stumps Physicists (nature.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    We replaced the cat with Folgers Crystals. Let’s see if anyone notices.

  3. All Trump all the time. That is why no one watches.

  4. Re:Crowded Market? on Saudi Arabia Invests $1 Billion In Potential Tesla Rival (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Still a Korean car.

    AKA your basic POS.

  5. Re:Rei, come on in, you're needed! on Saudi Arabia Invests $1 Billion In Potential Tesla Rival (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    It is the Stonecutters!

  6. #metoo Blowback. on Many Job Ads on Facebook Illegally Exclude Women, ACLU Says (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Guys never accuse their boss of looking at them wrong for profit and career advancement.

  7. Standup Philosopher? on The Latest Course Catalog Trend? Blockchain 101 (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    Oh a Bull Sh*tter!

  8. Re:I'm surprised it will be that long on Machines Are Going To Perform More Tasks Than Humans By 2025 (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    History says get in to trouble.

  9. Re:Machines overtook humans years ago. on Machines Are Going To Perform More Tasks Than Humans By 2025 (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    A Knife is a wedge combined with a class 2 lever.

    Your point is....

  10. DAMN already gone!

  11. "I didn't know about Order 66 when I voted for it!"

  12. Hammer? on New iPhones, new Galaxies: Who's the Bigger Copycat? (yahoo.com) · · Score: 1

    It is imortant to remember A-Og developed Hammer before S-Og!

    A-Og Obsidan hammer superior to S-Og Basalt hammer because it shiny!

    Don't drop A-Og hammer or it will shatter!

  13. Re:Andromenda Strain anyone? on FBI Mysteriously Closes New Mexico Observatory (popularmechanics.com) · · Score: 2

    More likely a training exercise.

    Eight story structure in the middle of nowhere near a large Army base.

    Less people to freak-out than if you did it in NYC or LA.

  14. MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! on Auto, Tech Industries Urge Congress To Pass Self-Driving Legislation (axios.com) · · Score: 1

    It begins soon!

  15. They look and act like they are nine years old.

    They need to grow up!

  16. Encryption.....sure.....go ahead!

  17. The Great Firewall on EU To Give Internet Firms 1 Hour To Remove Extremist Content (go.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Of Europe.

  18. X-Men Approved. on Apple Unveils iPhone Xs, iPhone Xs Max, iPhone Xr (venturebeat.com) · · Score: 1

    Now where is that endorsement money Apple?

  19. Earth too! on Pluto Should Be Reclassified as a Planet, Experts Say (sciencedaily.com) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Impacts on Earth and Jupiter clearly show they haven't "Cleared their Orbits" either.

  20. No helments and FASTER scooters.

    We need all the fresh young organs we can get from volunteers.

  21. Homeless and Criminals on Why Is American Mass Transit So Bad? It's a Long Story. (citylab.com) · · Score: 1, Troll

    Last Choice method in the USA.

    Only the Homeless and Criminals use it.

    It is a NASTY dirty way to travel with lots of chances to get robbed or raped.

    Any POS car is FAR better and cleaner.

  22. Re:It would be better on NASA Is Offerring $1 Million To Turn CO2 Into Sugar (space.com) · · Score: 1

    To make Rum on Mars.

  23. Read another way... on Pretty Clear GRU's Goal Was To Weaken a Future Clinton Presidency, Former Facebook CSO Says (zdnet.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Install a weak president.

  24. Red Dwarf has already shown why this is a BAD Idea.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhnN4eUiei4

  25. We are looking for Terrorists.

    It is OBVIOUS that the 80 year old swedish Nun is the terrorist!

    Ignore the 19 year old muslim male with no job and lots of passport stamps from Syria and Yemen. GOT to be that Nun instead.