User: Pr0n K1ng

Oh my God! I can't believe it!

On: Nomad Jukebox 3 Officially Out

How many fucking stories do you need in one afternoon. Fuckers!

Get it in you!

This story is so not even worthy of an fp

On: Condor Chick Born In Wild

Gayest story ever.

Get it in you!

Holy shit!

On: Internet Book Database?

I still got it, baby!

F to the P!

Get it in you!

w00t?

On: Browser Wars II: CompuServe Strikes Back

I got it!

Get it in you!

Two in a row!

On: eWeek: Apache 2.0 Trumps IIS

Score!

Get it inside of yourself!

20 seconds! Submit!

fucking /.

On: Slashback: Membership, Quarkiness, Audioggogy

It only took you two tries to get the correct link? What, is that some kind of record? God some people are slow.

<RoboticJew> I heard the southpark character was actualy inspired by /. timothy
<RoboticJew> or was it the other way around..

Good on you, Timmah!

On: Slashback: Membership, Quarkiness, Audioggogy

It only took you two tries to get the correct link? What, is that some kind of record? God some people are slow.

I heard the southpark character was actualy inspired by /. timothy
or was it the other way around..

Re:Errr, what happened to the law?

On: Slashback: Membership, Quarkiness, Audioggogy

Question: Wouldn't the same logic be applied as it was for this guy, or is there a variable I'm not considering?

You forgot x, you stupid fuck. You need to decrement it by the value of z.

First Slashback first post of goodness

On: Slashback: Membership, Quarkiness, Audioggogy

Stick it in you!

Hippies! All of you!

Re:first post

On: Musenki's Linux-Based AP Ships To Beta Customers

Oh well, at least I lost the fp to Profe55or Booty!

Hello fucking Christ on a stick!

On: Musenki's Linux-Based AP Ships To Beta Customers

I got another first post of motherfucking goodness. I can hardly believe my good luck!

Get it in you!

Fucking A

On: Configuring a FreeBSD Access Point

Get it in you! I got the first post og motherfucking goodness again!

Re:fp

On: Interview With id Software's Robert A. Duffy

Weak, d00d. Weak. You should know by now that anonymous cowards never get the first post.

Oh my God! I can't believe it!

On: Interview With id Software's Robert A. Duffy

I got the mother fucking first post of goodness!

Get it in you!

I've got your headline right here!

On: Display News Headlines on iPod

I got the first post again! Get it in ya!

Re:Daikatana perks?

On: L.A. Times on Game Reviewer 'Playola'

Why don't you shut the fuck up, Poag? Themes.org sucked. Your fucking propaganda tiles were just as bad. When are people going to figure out that geeks have absolutely no design skillz whatsoever?

Re:So what is this? Friday filler come one day ear

On: Windows 'Longhorn' Kicks Off (On Paper)

Are you a complete and utter moron?

Fuck all y'all bitches!

On: GameBoy Web Server

I wrote this from Konqueror on my Gameboy. I ported Linux and KDE this morning, while still half hung over.

Fear my bad ass open sores programming skillz!

Get it in you!

w00t!

On: Hack Your Ignition (Before Someone Else Does)

You go, girl!

Slashdot is dying!

On: Hack Your Ignition (Before Someone Else Does)

d00d!

The joke is usually on whoever posts a relevant comment.

Re:I am the master of the first post!

On: Hack Your Ignition (Before Someone Else Does)

30 seconds of your life. Wasted replying to one of my (many) first posts. If you don't care (it seems that you do), why did you respond?

You are a complete fuckwit.

I am the master of the first post!

On: Software Fortresses

Two in a row!

Get it in you!

I am the master of the first post!

On: Hack Your Ignition (Before Someone Else Does)

Get it in you!

Re:My experiences with Windows XP Professional

On: Preparing for the Worst in FreeBSD

Wow, what the fuck is your problem?

YHBT.

YHL.

FOAD.

Re:It's the 2000's

On: Monitors for People with Poor Eyesight?

Why don't you shut up, shit-for-brains?