but the same brain you are talking about has a "would you rather" processor - and mine would rather suffer an emotional heartbreak than a boot to the head
I was excitedly waiting to see the size of the new Wii controller - because my favorite line to use in chat rooms is "my nuts are bigger than the original Xbox controller" and I was hoping to update my quote (as fewer people remember the original Xbox controller) - but now, it's just not going to make sense unless I shave my balls and slap a sticker in the middle.:\
... I've just installed an "Internet kill switch" in my house. Now - I just need to wait for the next time my wife or kids piss me off. Internet Nazi says, "NO INTERNET FOR YOU!"
about the Cyber Attackers:
"Bad sportsmanship. A ruthless minority of people seem to have forgotten good old-fashioned virtues. They just can't stand seeing the other fellow win. If these people would just play the game... "
- Brazil (Somewhere in the 20th century)
but to someone who is, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE insert a "Rick Roll" into a JPEG.
RE: "relies on a complex method for inserting a large message into an image, which will only become visible once the image is copied and recompressed at a different level of quality"
take offense to this comment. I/We/Gaia have beautifully curved boundaries that I/We/Gaia are proud of. In our assimilation of the galaxy, we will make sure to prioritize your solar system and eradicate this stupidity.
add hackers, identity thieves, and Mr. Cumba (or whatever his name is from all those "I want to deposit money in your US account" e-mails) to your list of "watchers"
The more one probes the universe at smaller and smaller scales, the weirder matter and energy seem to behave
... I thought "patterns" (like in the Powers of 10 display at the science museum). I don't see why "they" are so surprised that the deeper you probe, the weirder it gets. It's natural - universal even! I tried it on my bus driver this morning. Had a pleasant conversation, asked lots of questions... and I'll be taking the bus after that from now on.
Talk about demand... just give your school a catchy name that will attract elitists and - whamo! You've got cash to burn. Try something like "Slashdot U" or "Snarky U"... you get the picture
I mean, my GOD! Is this the best "scientists" can come up with? Is there no LONG TERM thinking anymore? The effect of prolongued space travel (e.g., Mars and back) and the use of this new space suite will be that astronaughts WILL keep more of their bone mass HOWEVER, the Karenni people have taught us that clothing that pulls your shoulders down has a drastic side effect - long necks...
Oh wait... that's why the aliens in Close Encounter look that way. Never mind - press on.
.... [Phone recording] You reached the secure communications quantum cryptography help desk. We detected that you pressed "Reset my password". This option requires a transfer to teh 8th dimension. We are now connecting you to Lord John Whorfin...
[Lord John Whorfin] May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined. How may I help you?
Slashdot Mirror
was a stretch (Issac Asimov's Foundation Earth series) but - holy crap - living alone in our basements with online friends .... we're almost there.
Just fainted
will keep them talking until the sun rises so that they all turn to stone.
but the same brain you are talking about has a "would you rather" processor - and mine would rather suffer an emotional heartbreak than a boot to the head
I was excitedly waiting to see the size of the new Wii controller - because my favorite line to use in chat rooms is "my nuts are bigger than the original Xbox controller" and I was hoping to update my quote (as fewer people remember the original Xbox controller) - but now, it's just not going to make sense unless I shave my balls and slap a sticker in the middle. :\
... I've just installed an "Internet kill switch" in my house. Now - I just need to wait for the next time my wife or kids piss me off. Internet Nazi says, "NO INTERNET FOR YOU!"
about the Cyber Attackers: "Bad sportsmanship. A ruthless minority of people seem to have forgotten good old-fashioned virtues. They just can't stand seeing the other fellow win. If these people would just play the game... " - Brazil (Somewhere in the 20th century)
but to someone who is, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE insert a "Rick Roll" into a JPEG. RE: "relies on a complex method for inserting a large message into an image, which will only become visible once the image is copied and recompressed at a different level of quality"
You're gonna need 2!
the truth.
take offense to this comment. I/We/Gaia have beautifully curved boundaries that I/We/Gaia are proud of. In our assimilation of the galaxy, we will make sure to prioritize your solar system and eradicate this stupidity.
like my belly button (poke)(sniff)
Sorry - not familiar with that term. Are you implying that no one can hear you punch the clown?
Slashdot?
(insert dramatic music here)
share that
HOT!!!
add hackers, identity thieves, and Mr. Cumba (or whatever his name is from all those "I want to deposit money in your US account" e-mails) to your list of "watchers"
When the article opened up with:
The more one probes the universe at smaller and smaller scales, the weirder matter and energy seem to behave
... I thought "patterns" (like in the Powers of 10 display at the science museum). I don't see why "they" are so surprised that the deeper you probe, the weirder it gets. It's natural - universal even! ... and I'll be taking the bus after that from now on.
I tried it on my bus driver this morning. Had a pleasant conversation, asked lots of questions
I already saw someone do this in a gay space movie .... uh ... damn!
Talk about demand ... just give your school a catchy name that will attract elitists and - whamo! You've got cash to burn. Try something like "Slashdot U" or "Snarky U" ... you get the picture
I mean, my GOD! Is this the best "scientists" can come up with? Is there no LONG TERM thinking anymore? ...
The effect of prolongued space travel (e.g., Mars and back) and the use of this new space suite will be that astronaughts WILL keep more of their bone mass HOWEVER, the Karenni people have taught us that clothing that pulls your shoulders down has a drastic side effect - long necks
Oh wait ... that's why the aliens in Close Encounter look that way. Never mind - press on.
First person to climb to the top, take a picture of their junk, and post it on Facebook using the 3G access wins!
The dude with the crown and cell-phone made out of Coke cans is *obviously* talking to someone.
.... ...
[Phone recording] You reached the secure communications quantum cryptography help desk. We detected that you pressed "Reset my password". This option requires a transfer to teh 8th dimension. We are now connecting you to Lord John Whorfin
[Lord John Whorfin] May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined. How may I help you?
(A) Bee algorithms - worked out by God (done)
(B) Human (bigger than bees but afraid of them - worked out by God (done)
(A) + (B) = Dead Bee (and order in my universe)