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  1. Re:Some of the changes (possible spoilers) on Star Wars on DVD · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Lucas's revisionist history really does bother me as a geek.

    Here's an interesting question for you. Tolkien published The Hobbit in 1937. When he was writing The Lord of the Rings, he realised that the 'Riddles in the Dark' chapter that he had originally written didn't really fit in with the whole ring mythos of LotR (basically, in the original, Gollum simply gives Bilbo the ring after the riddle contest is won - but of course, we know that there's no way that the ring-consumed Smeagol would have simply handed it over because he couldn't guess a riddle). My question to you is, is that ok? Is that any more or less wrong than Lucas' revisionism?

    I think it's a tricky issue. Tolkien alludes to his re-write in the LotR (Bilbo occassionally mentions how he changed his story - cf. 'The Council of Elrond'), whereas Lucas tends to simply re-write the story and erase the previous versions.

    Still, I think it asks interesting questions as to whether authorial control can ever be retained once the original text is out in the wilderness.

  2. Re:Why don't companies. . . on Ask Sam Greenblatt About CA's $1 Million Open Source Prize · · Score: 3, Informative

    Whilst this is a fair question (although not specifically targetted at Greeenblatt), there are numerous reasons why old software can't be simply opened up. A lot of software contains licensed 3rd-party code, and to be able to open up your source would require a thorough audit to head off any SCO-style shitfest.

  3. Re:Why oh why? on Johansen Cracks AirPort Express Encryption · · Score: 4, Funny

    they can't do anything about analog copying

    Couldn't they encrypt the analog sound as it leaves the speakers, and give the user a DRM-enabled BabelFish?

  4. Re:Mod parent up! on FCC to Require Broadcasters to Keep Tapes of Shows · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mod parent up!

    Mod teenager up, surely? ;)

  5. Enrapture the customers on How Microsoft Develops Its Software · · Score: 5, Funny

    Enrapture the customers

    Shouldn't that be shrink-wrapture the customers?!

  6. Re:Nostradamus 2.0 on Gates: Hardware, Not Software, Will Be Free · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shouldn't that be:

    Step 3: Prophet!

  7. Re:sucks / rocks on Microsoft Releases 'Caller-ID For Email' Specs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can assure you that when Satan sends messages, he sends them ASN.1-encoded. Especially the BER encoding, which doesn't even have one canonical means of encoding.

    It's so much fun that it causes buffer overflows all over the place (Microsoft OSes, OpenSSL...)

  8. Re:The map is the reality on US Military Builds MMO Earth Simulator · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not just Borges. Lewis Carroll and Umberto Eco have also written about a map of the world on a 1:1 scale.

    I discussed this with folk a little while ago, here

  9. Re:hmm. on MyDoom Windows Worm DDoSing SCO · · Score: 1

    Yes, but it even mentions the SCO DDoS in that article. Here's the text of it (emphasis added):
    There is a new virus out by the name of Novarg which can infect all Windows versions from 95 to XP. It has two interesting features - first, in addition to mass mailing, it also distributes itself via the P2P network Kazaa. Second, it can perform a denial-of-service against www.sco.com.

  10. Re:Bad joke. on You Are Here (On Earth) · · Score: 4, Informative
    Others too have written about the (im)possibility of creating a map on a 1:1 scale.

    Borges did so in "Of Exactitude in Science" in A Universal History of Infamy":

    In that Empire, the craft of Cartography attained such Perfection that the Map of a Single province covered the space of an entire City, and the Map of the Empire itself an entire Province. In the course of Time, these Extensive maps were found somehow wanting, and so the College of Cartographers evolved a Map of the Empire that was of the same Scale as the Empire and that coincided with it point for point. Less attentive to the Study of Cartography, succeeding Generations came to judge a map of such Magnitude cumbersome, and, not without Irreverence, they abandoned it to the Rigours of sun and Rain. In the western Deserts, tattered Fragments of the Map are still to be found, Sheltering an occasional Beast or beggar; in the whole Nation, no other relic is left of the Discipline of Geography.


    Umberto Eco then took up the challenge in "On the Impossibility of Drawing a Map of the Empire on a Scale of 1 to 1" in How to Travel with a Salmon:
    When the map is installed over all the territory (whether suspended or not), the territory of the empire has the characteristic of being a territory entirely covered by a map. The map does not take into account this characteristic, which would have to be presented on another map that depicted the territory plus the lower map. But such a process would be infinite


    A nice summary of the three can be found here
  11. Re:Quicksilver on Best and Worst Books of 2003? · · Score: 1

    You may not know this, but The Big U was re-released in 2001 and still in print. Amazon.co.uk has it, as will your favorite bookstore.

  12. Re:Windows Longhorn on Nominations for 2003 Vaporware Awards · · Score: 1

    No, the official release date hasn't slipped to 2009. Gartner is reporting that there's an 'outside chance' that it could slip to then, but they're still of the belief that it's most likely to ship in 2006. Yes, a slippage, but you are pushing a worst-case scenario as the most probable.

  13. Re:Serious! on Scientists Freeze Pulse Of Light · · Score: 1

    You are a bright spark aren't you! I found your post to be most illuminating.

  14. Re:My take on this on Paraphrasing Sentences With Software · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, but strcmp can say two strings are identical, yet they can convey different information. Big-endian vs. little-endian, anyone?

    Binary identity does not imply semantic equivalence. It all depends on how the data is interpreted.

  15. Re:RT Jones' Oblique All Wing SST on Son of Concorde · · Score: 1

    The oblique all wing is a very wide craft at takeoff and landing so you need some reengineering of the runways but you don't need to do much if you use 2 adjacent runways

    And therein lies the problem. Widening runways isn't always a problem. Whilst space isn't necessarily a premium at US airports, it is at European ones. For example, there's wholesale resistance to another runway at Heathrow - which is the most important international hub in the world. If Heathrow has difficulties in getting an additional runway, what hope for other European airports?

  16. Re:Don't give the numbers... on Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow · · Score: 1

    I agree. We need to know about the velocity of an unladen swallow like we need to know about the midichlorian origins of the Force.

  17. Re:-1 Flamebait on Whistle While You Work · · Score: 1

    Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe and the biran fguiers it out aynawy.

  18. Re:More info... on Doctor Who Comeback · · Score: 1

    TARDIS = Time and Relative Dimensions in Space.

    So the Tardis was a time machine. Time has a relative dimension in space. Hence "flying machine" would work.

    But, yeah, they got it wrong.

  19. Re:No wonder he got caught on Blaster Writer Caught · · Score: 1

    "Professional terrorist"? You mean as opposed to those amateur or weekend terrorists? ;)

  20. Re:blogs.google.com? on Google To Create "Blog" Search; Potentially Remove From Main · · Score: 1

    blogs.google.com?

    I'd have chosen bloogle.com, myself, but it's taken.

    However, all you cybersquatting opportunists can still have bloogol.com, as it's currently available.

  21. Hmmmm..... on 'Quicksilver' Website and Release Date · · Score: 0
    From the article
    Daniel, Jack, and Eliza will traverse a landscape populated by mad alchemists, Barbary pirates, and bawdy courtiers, as well as historical figures including Samuel Pepys, Ben Franklin, and other great minds of the age. Traveling from the infant American colonies to the Tower of London to the glittering courts of Louis XIV, and all manner of places in between, this magnificent historical epic brings to vivid life a time like no other, and establishes its author as one of the preeminent talents of our own age.


    It doesn't sound too good, does it? 'Magnificent historical epic'? I hope it doesn't end up like the literary equivalent of a Kevin Costner movie.

  22. Re:JDO vs EJB Entity Beans? on Java Data Objects · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's an interesting thread over at TheServerSide which discusses JDO vs. Entity beans.

  23. Re:What about the Dunwoody paper? on Poincaré Conjecture May Be Solved · · Score: 1

    As far as I can tell, Dunwoody's paper is still undergoing peer review.

    Here's his (potential) proof.

  24. Re:LOTR:T2T on Can Your PC Become Neurotic? · · Score: 1
  25. Re:How does it compare on Patterns of Enterprise Application Architecture · · Score: 1

    As a follow-up question, I'd be interested in knowing how it compared to something more enterprise-oriented, such as Marinescu's EJB Design Patterns. For those who haven't read this, it provides a good description of about 20 J2EE patterns, such as SessionFacade, BusinessDelegate and others, with (limited) examples of Java code. Is PoEAA more, or less, theoretical than EJB Design Patterns?