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  1. Re:Apple. on Ninth Suicide At iPhone Factory · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Say goodbye to your karma.

  2. Re:How is this impressive in any way? on A Playable PAC-MAN On Google Doodle · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I'm a serious collector of Pac-Man memorabilia (I once paid over $100 for a box of Pac-Man cereal and my wedding next month will be Pac-Man themed.)

    Even as a married man, you'll always be a virgin.

  3. Re:So... on A Playable PAC-MAN On Google Doodle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And this is why you should keep Javascript disabled, if not at all times, at least at work.

  4. I for one... on North Korea Announces Achieving Nuclear Fusion · · Score: 1

    ... welcome our new Zerg overlords. Kekekekekekek

  5. Not good enough on Ultrasound As a Male Contraceptive · · Score: 1

    My method is the most efficient. See nickname for details.

  6. Seriously on Do Children's E-Books Ruin Reading? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't know why or how this trend started: to consider human beings (specially children) so delicate and fragile that every minor thing has the potential to ruin someone's mind forever. Traditional reading won't get outdated because it's a very efficient way to get high amounts of information in non-sequential order. So even if your children like to play with animated bleep-bloop books, they will eventually learn to read real books because they will need to. Necessity has been helping individuals and the entire species accomplish things since the dawn of time.

  7. Re:"too much unnecessary porn" on Wales Supports Purging Porn From Wikipedia · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Necessary" is a concept that varies according to each person. To me, my 47 porn DVDs are the necessary amount.

  8. Re:Free Porn? on Wales Supports Purging Porn From Wikipedia · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, some of us like the professional stuff. Amateur porn has too many pimples and zits.

  9. I don't mind on Wales Supports Purging Porn From Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    I know better places to find to porn.

  10. Re:Movies on Aphid's Color Comes From a Fungus Gene · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or have a better taste.

    You have never eaten Doritos, obviously.

  11. Re:Oblig. Grammar Nazi on Apple To Shut Down Lala On May 31 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mod parent up.
    This is getting out of hand.

  12. Re:quality? on Ubuntu Linux 10.04 Review (Lucid Lynx) · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is it as easy to install the Nvidia restricted drivers on Debian as it is on Ubuntu?

  13. Re:Burning Karma on Ubuntu Linux 10.04 Review (Lucid Lynx) · · Score: 2, Funny

    You should have burned your Karma during the last release. Now is the time to be Lucid.

  14. Re:Why use an unknown AV program? on Fake Antivirus Peddlers Outpacing Real AV Firms · · Score: 3, Informative

    "celibate for life" should make that obvious, no need for long preambles.

  15. Re:Why use an unknown AV program? on Fake Antivirus Peddlers Outpacing Real AV Firms · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was once infected at my work computer, which runs Windows XP SP3, while visiting the website of a private porn torrent tracker, with lots of ads. I did not click any links or solicited the installation of the program, but somehow some sort of "Antispyware 2010" appeared there. It must have been a browser exploit or something like that. It wasn't too difficult to get rid of, I just needed Malwarebytes antimalware (the free version). Anyway, now I turn off Flash and JS before browsing porn at work.

  16. Re:I wish people would act more ethically on Ubisoft's DRM Cracked — For Real This Time · · Score: 1

    Reading comprehension is a very useful skill.

    So is common sense.
    Do you actually think that half a dozen angry letters/e-mails will make any difference? That is, if they read them in the first place.
    In the real world, most people will either pay and put up with the DRM, pirate it, or not play and don't care at all. The company is trying to make a profit and the customers are trying to have fun. That's all there is to it.

  17. Re:There WILL be unbreakable DRM, heres how: on Ubisoft's DRM Cracked — For Real This Time · · Score: 1

    Plus if I already paid for the PC version... Why should I purchase it AGAIN!

    Because companies would profit.

  18. Re:There WILL be unbreakable DRM, heres how: on Ubisoft's DRM Cracked — For Real This Time · · Score: 1

    A new company can buy those games' rights and stream them. If there's profit to be had, there's a way...

  19. Re:I wish people would act more ethically on Ubisoft's DRM Cracked — For Real This Time · · Score: 1

    You make the incorrect assumption that torrents are the only form of distribution of "warez". All they can tell from looking at torrent statistics is "yes, some people are downloading our game illegally", which is pretty obvious to begin with, it's a popular game we're talking about. There will be a lot of downloads, even if the crack isn't fully functional, even if it's functional but too complicated; people will download then delete it without playing it.

    The point is: if you really want to play that game without paying for it and you really want it to remain secret, there are plenty of ways to obtain it anonymously, and your actions won't be sending Ubisoft any messages, they will just make their own conclusions.

  20. That's my chance... on Russian Hacker Selling 1.5M Facebook Accounts · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... to become a new man.

  21. Re:depends on the meaning of "for real" on Ubisoft's DRM Cracked — For Real This Time · · Score: 1

    According to Ubisoft's replies on their official forums whenever something like this was suggested, this is a breach of their EULA.

  22. Re:There WILL be unbreakable DRM, heres how: on Ubisoft's DRM Cracked — For Real This Time · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most MMO private servers simply involve official server software leaking by an employee.

  23. Re:There WILL be unbreakable DRM, heres how: on Ubisoft's DRM Cracked — For Real This Time · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nothing stops them from resurrecting old titles as a "Vintage Special" and offering you the privilege of playing them for a fee.

  24. Re:Almost 2 months on Ubisoft's DRM Cracked — For Real This Time · · Score: 1

    That's exactly the point: to get people used to it. It's no coincidence that they tried this on a sequel of a successful title, that people would want to play regardless of the hassle. After more companies start adopting it and ignoring the complaints, people will just get used.

    They might want to implement it more effectively though.

  25. Re:I wish people would act more ethically on Ubisoft's DRM Cracked — For Real This Time · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The answer is obvious: if you want to play Assassin's Creed 2, playing Borderlands (or any other game) won't help any, because it's not Assassin's Creed 2.