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  1. Re:Hmmhmm... on Morpheus Infiltrates Other P2P Networks · · Score: 1
    applications bundled with this download may record your surfing habits, deliver advertising, collect private information,
    and may do numerous other things, including (but not limited to):
    • sleeping with your little sister
    • sleeping with your mother
    • drinking all your beer
    • making your milk turn
    • signing yuo up for jazz mags, to be delivered to your workplace
    ...
  2. squeezing into a tight space on Toyota Offers Automatic Parallel Parking Option · · Score: 1

    Here in Paris (France, not Texas), it is sometimes hard to find a parking space.

    In fact, the locals have a special technique, which makes full use of the bumpers... When you park your car, you shouldn't pull the hand brake (parking brake) too hard; you want your car to be nudgable...

    Now, getting back to the point of the article, it's all well and good having a system that parks your own car into a tight space, but how is this going to stop the arsehole in his F150 from breaking your poxy little plastic bumpers, when he decides to gently nudge your little yoghurt pot in order to fit his pickup into a space the size of a Micra?

    .

  3. Re:Stop the World i wana get off on URLs Patented, Domain Registrars Sued · · Score: 1
    severely understaffed, underfunded, and over-taxed.
    Sounds like my household.
  4. Re:Am I the only one? on JenniCam Closing After 7+ Years · · Score: 1

    And you try telling that to young people today. They won't believe you! .

  5. I've been getting E-Mail about this for months! on Linux Kernel 2.6.0-test10 Released · · Score: 3, Funny

    Almost everyday, I get spam telling me I can download images of stoned beaver... I never realised it was a new kernel! .

  6. Re:a great idea on Swedish ISP Blocks Computers That Send Spam · · Score: 4, Insightful
    There are all too many ISPs who appear to be happy to turn a blind eye to this type of activity, in spite of the fact that it costs them money.
    Well, in France, many ISPs have premium rate phone numbers for the helpdesk. So, if you're on a dial-up connection, the ISP makes money hand-over-fist! First, you pay to download the spam (because the ISP doesn't block it). Then you pay for the pleasure of listening to 10 minutes of vivaldi's Four Seasons, before explaining to helpdesker No.1, who then passes you on to helpdesker No.2, who wants all the same details again... you get the picture. Finally, if you manage to get any help at all, you'll be sent an e-mail with a 650KByte MS Word attachment, with details of how to set up spam filtering *on your home computer*, so as to filter out spam *after you've downloaded it* Stupid, those ISPs? No, they have a profitable, if immoral, business model. Keith.
  7. Re:Sanitary, was Re:Founding Fathers on Beer Added To The Food Pyramid · · Score: 1

    The alcohol in beer kills things like cholera.

    I don't think that the amount of alcohol in small beer is sufficient. I doubt that the amount in modern beers and ales would be enough, either.

    What made beer much safer than plain well-water, was the process: boiling the water to extract the sugars from the grain killed many of the bacteria and amoebae.

    Add to this the phenol compounds found in the hops, which helped to kill the other single-celled organisms that would turn the beer sour, and maybe also make the drinker ill.

    Any brewer who has made beer from chlorinated tap water, without boiling the water sufficiently, will have smelt the easily identified smell of tri-chloro phenol, commonly known as TCP.

  8. Re:Solution to sweaty hands. on Clammy Modding · · Score: 1

    A few years ago, a female colleague had a furry cover, with a pointy nose, eyes, whiskers and a tail, so that her mouse looked more like a mouse...

  9. Re:What about sweaty fingers? on Clammy Modding · · Score: 1

    That he wasn't good at arithmetic in primary school?

  10. Old technology version on Honeytokens: The Other Honeypot · · Score: 1

    You rent a house, put some cops inside it, then deliberately lose the door key, with the address marked on the keyring. Then you just wait for the burglars to come visiting. The key with the address on it is the honeytoken, the house is the honeypot. Or would this be thrown out of court for being "entrapment"? IANAL.

  11. Re:It's not just about challenging the US military on E.U. Agrees To Launch Galileo Satellite Location System · · Score: 1

    Land-based radionavigational systems like loran and shoran have existed for decades.

    Land-based optical systems like lighthouses have existed for centuries.

    The whole point of satellite-based systems is that they work in very remote areas, where it would be prohibitively expensive to put lighthouses/transmitters.

  12. Re:They exist on Future of 3d Graphics · · Score: 1

    Aren't these echo/reverb chips simply bucket brigade devices with feedback? Analog devices had been churning these things out for *years* at very affrodable prices....

  13. Re:Umm....GPU?!? on Future of 3d Graphics · · Score: 1

    Leaving aside the Germisch fonetik transkription, "Gossudarstwenoje" means "State", and not "national" in the sense most usually used in English. This would more correktlii in Russian be "Narodnoje" (keeping the Germisch fonetiks)

  14. Re:Did you look in your shoes? on Search for the Missing Universe · · Score: 1

    That really is a good idea, except that you missed a really important detail.
    Your piece of meat needs to weigh about twelve ounces, and be at least an inch thick.

    Oh, and it should be accompanied by a bottle of reasonable wine, like maybe a Gigondas, or a Chateauneuf du Pape. Something with enough body to carry the flavour of the meat.

    My own pereference, however, would be to just sear the meat for about 90 seconds per side, so the inside is still bleeding raw.

  15. Re:two stroke? on Building a Better Motorized Bicycle · · Score: 1

    The oil is not mixed with the petrol for combustion, but for lubrication of the top-end of the engine.

  16. Re:will these things ever catch on.. on Building a Better Motorized Bicycle · · Score: 1

    There have been two-wheel drive motorcycles, and as a matter of fact, I saw one in the small ads in a bike magazine a couple of weeks ago.
    Moreover, they are almost always intended as rallye racers (like the Dakar rallye).

    So, you fell when you hit an icy patch on your pedal bike? I bet it wasn't front-wheel driven... so your anecdote has nothing to do with the possibel merits of front-wheel drive for motorcycles / motorized-pedal-cycles.

    It's true that on a motorbike, there's a big difference between losing front-wheel grip and rear-wheel grip.
    If the rear wheel loses grip, you can usually recover, whereas when the front wheel loses grip, you can very easily find yourself kissing tarmac. That's bad news at the best of times, but in traffic .......

    In my (admittedly limited to three years, but in ice and snow) experience on a motorbike, the front end loses it under hasty braking, whereas the rear end loses it under hasty acceleration... but then that too may be a side effect of only ever having ridden rear-wheel-drive bikes...

  17. Re:Interesting, but... on Mandrake 9.0 for AMD 64-bit Technology · · Score: 1

    Well, I reckon he used some translation engine to translate "the French are cheese-eating surrender-monkeys".

    I'd like to know which one...The Babelfish does a bad job on this phrase, giving:
    "les Français fromage-mangent des rendre-singes"

    This brings up an interesting point about Babelfish: you get a better translation if you tweak the English wording to suit the target language.

    "The French are surrender monkeys who eat cheese"
    "Les Français sont des singes de reddition qui mangent du fromage"

    I've used Babelfish to help me to write in German and in Spanish (since I only have a basic knowledge of these languages, but that little certainly helps), and I compare the fish's attempts at translating my good French into English... and I ROFL!

  18. Re:Interesting thing about radio signals on The Myth of Radio Spectrum Interference · · Score: 1

    I had a drum synth program (I must still have it somewhere on a tape) for my Sinclair ZX81 (I think you Merkans called it a Timex).

    It worked by generating RF interference, that you needed to pick up and amplify using a transistor radio.

  19. Re:Another publicity stunt on Benetton Clothing to Carry RFID Tags · · Score: 1

    Here's another link: the Observer

  20. Re:My favorite quote on statistics on The Future of the CD · · Score: 1

    That's a good idea. I'll pick somebody out of a phone book, and the rest of you can call the poor victim, er, I mean respondant, and ask the question.

  21. Re:Quality of WD? on Enterprise-class ATA Drives · · Score: 1
    seems ot kill most of our equipment around the end of thier warrenty periods

    If I was really cynical, I would say that Self-Monitoring, Analysis and Reporting Technology could be used to deliberately smoke a hard disc at a random moment three to six months after the end of its warranty period...

  22. Re:I always feel like a little kid when I get them on Hic Hic Hooray: Hiccups Explained · · Score: 1
    Fill water in your mouth and hold your nose with your hand

    And as the glottis blocks your throat, increase the pressure in your mouth as is you wanted to force the water out of your ears. That old fish nerve thinks the water is going through your gills, and the hiccup is cured.

  23. Why did she do it? on Baked Apple · · Score: 1

    Maybe she is astroturfing.

    She is paid to get an idea into areas of public debate. A few months ago, she was hanging around in bars, railway stations, shopping centres, talking into her mobile phone and saying "just take a look at the picture I'm sending you now, I just took it on my new mobile phone"...

    This month, her job is te get us all to believe that PowerBooks are so robust, you can really mistreat them, and they still work.

    She almost got the job of promoting Oracle's "unbreakable" slogan... Hey, maybe that could be given to the "crack a Mac" focus group...

  24. Re:black velvet on Blacker Than Black · · Score: 1

    My guinness recipe poster had that one down as a snakebite.

  25. black velvet on Blacker Than Black · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the lame Ananova article:

    It's like black velvet

    I thought that black velvet was 60% Guinness and 40% Champagne...