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Re:The fight of the century! on RIAA Settles With 12-Year-Old Downloader · 2003-09-09 17:21 · Score: 1

It's a great follow-up to Harry Potter's assaults on his young fans!

Re:Well on PA Child Porn-Blocking Law Challenged, Suspended · 2003-09-09 17:17 · Score: 1

the people who are not kitty porn

So... you get off on seeing young cats engaging in sexual congress??

Re:A suggestion for Google on PA Child Porn-Blocking Law Challenged, Suspended · 2003-09-09 17:14 · Score: 0, Troll

Tubgirl? Pass a link

You asked for it. Here...You...Go Don't view after eating gravy of any sort.

Re:Only a month??? on Barnes and Noble Drops Ebooks · 2003-09-09 11:15 · Score: 2, Funny

Where's a monk when you need one?

In the Scary Devil Monastery, of course. However, I doubt that they're currently accepting any luser requests.

Re:Great news! on MRAM in 2004? · 2003-09-09 11:12 · Score: 1

I just can't for that new memory does ... does, er.. hmm, what does it do again?

Help you figure out what it is that you "just can't".

Re:Blech! on Berkeley Breathed Back in the Funnies · 2003-09-09 07:58 · Score: 1

Milo to Portnoy on "The Great LaRoush(sp) Toad-Frog Massacre"

(para)
Milo pointed out that there was no reason to think he had wiped out supply-side Republicans. There was in fact a good chance that they were LaRousch(sp) Democrats.

Re:Breathed is back? on Berkeley Breathed Back in the Funnies · 2003-09-09 07:51 · Score: 1

Oliver Wendell Jones was a famous young hacker with a Banana Jr. computer

"Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Bank of America is about to go belly up!"

Re:"Won't someone PLEASE think of the children!" on RIAA Sues 12-Year Old Girl · 2003-09-09 07:45 · Score: 1

Had consensual sex with a 17 year old in a county or state where the age of consent is 18, regardless of whether you knew that or not. Ignorance of the law isn't an excuse.

Ever had oral sex in Indiana? Parked nose out in Indiana?

Re:gotta get at 'em young... on RIAA Sues 12-Year Old Girl · 2003-09-09 07:41 · Score: 1

she'll be knocking off liquor stores, and in her early 20's she'll be doing banks!

Sure, now he's just stealing video games. Just wait until he grows up and is stealing stadiums, and quarries.

Re:some quotes on Windows Cheaper When Studied by MSFT Analysts · 2003-09-09 07:33 · Score: 1

4. Freecell. Need I say more. That game screams. After all, they've had 10 years to perfect it. (another easy) ADVANTAGE: Microsoft.

But it STILL lacks a decent undo function.

Re:Silver bullet? on Mobile Linux Project In Ammo Canister · 2003-09-09 07:13 · Score: 1

Maybe "Werewolf from Redmond"?

Aaaaa-Blooooo-Screen!!!
Werewolfs of Redmond!

Re:Doesn't sound like propaganda to me on RIAA Sues 261 Major P2P Offenders · 2003-09-09 07:01 · Score: 1

Offenders must also confess to having been to the proletariat areas and consorted with the prostitutes, or they go to Room 101...

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose.

Re:Bye, bye grep... on Australia To Fast-Track Anti-Spam Bill · 2003-09-08 23:42 · Score: 1

What about the Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister?

Re:The Horny Frequency on Haunted Houses Explained: Infrasound · 2003-09-08 12:42 · Score: 1

If you play a loud tone at precisely 19.35hz it makes women extremely horny.

Yep, the Love Brothers sell it as the Hypno-Blower.

ObFamilyGuy on Can RIAA Lawsuits be Blocked by Routers? · 2003-09-06 14:07 · Score: 2, Funny

The original quote: Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please think of the kittens

Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die?
Museum Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Re:No Macs on Myst Online Trailer · 2003-09-06 13:52 · Score: 1

avoid cross-platform issues

Such as Mac owners buying the game?

Re:fair warning on Goodbye, Galileo · 2003-09-06 10:53 · Score: 1

We'd also have to put aside all thoughts of a mission to Europa.

Wouldn't hurt to open the Vault and get started on a Super Computer Virus, either.

Misleading Headline on Taiwan Under Cyber Attack from China · 2003-09-05 12:14 · Score: 2, Funny

Taiwan Under Cyber Attack from China

That should read: "Taiwan Uses Windows to Host Government Databases"

Re:Replacement for ls on 'Storage' to Replace Traditional Filesystems? · 2003-09-05 02:36 · Score: 4, Funny

SELECT * FROM MY_FILES
WHERE TYPE = 'video/x-mpeg'
AND TITLE IS LIKE ('*tit*, *blonde*)
ORDER BY PERV_RANK

Re:Corporate Sponsorship in Schools on Microsoft to Build High School in Philadelphia, PA · 2003-09-05 01:59 · Score: 1

I heard of a case where a kid at a Pepsi-School was sent home after drinking a Coke.

McClure: Who can tell me what 5 times 8 is?
Girl: Pepsi?
McClure: Partial credit!

Re:RIAA subpoena on RIAA Offers Amnesty to File Sharers · 2003-09-04 16:57 · Score: 2, Funny

did moderators read the "Subpoena" ??

You must be new here.

Re:Can't WAIT to get the address to send my "info" on RIAA Offers Amnesty to File Sharers · 2003-09-04 16:55 · Score: 1

all kinds of joke photo ID's.

Can you believe Elmo and Big Bird would do such a thing? What kind of example is this for the Bird-ka-teers?

Great on Slashback: Ascent, Patents, Transferability · 2003-09-04 13:09 · Score: 1

'the Mac version ... Maybe some of the coders among us could lend them a hand?"

Maybe Taco can lend a hand. He can lead them away from Aqua and into the purity of Violent Purple.

Re:New cast members announced! on Joss Whedon's Firefly Coming To The Big Screen · 2003-09-04 12:39 · Score: 1

1-2' tall furry creature with a really "cute" name that always seems to get into trouble.

Alf?

Gary Coleman
"What you talkin' 'bout, Mr. Whedon?"

Re:About time on Joss Whedon's Firefly Coming To The Big Screen · 2003-09-04 12:36 · Score: 1

What's this "SPORTS" you are all talking about?

Sensational Porn On Really Tremendous Screens

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