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  1. Re:Obligatory Simpsons Quote on How Much Does A Cloud Weigh? · · Score: 1

    Looks like we'll ALL be taking golden showers now!

  2. Re:Honestly... on Microsoft Issues Five New Security Warnings · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I also thought Bush lost the election.

    Really? I though America lost the election.

  3. Re:Pretty? on Local Network IPs - 10.0.0.0/8 or 192.168.0.0/16? · · Score: 1
    How can someone compare 192.168 with 10.0? Praising 10.0 is like calling a blank canvas a masterpiece. Some people would not know real IP art if it hit them in the face.

    Take it to the next level. 10.0.0.0/8 simply cannot match the sweat, blood and tears of 192.168.37.0/19 using NT4 DHCP+WINS+MSDNS.

  4. Re:How many of us take it for granted? on Where Is The Broadband? · · Score: 1
    ... and a generation of ignorant children, that would be fine to.

    It certainly would be a fine situation. Proper spelling is overrated. Besides, if recent history is any indication, they would make fine Presidential front-runners.

  5. Re:I've got it on Where Is The Broadband? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Heck, I can't even get digital cable...

    Even if you could, would you want to pay $70+ per month just to get Groundhog Day on six different Showtime channels at the same time?

  6. Hmmm on Where Is The Broadband? · · Score: 1

    Where is the broadband? Let me ask the guys in my high-school gym class.

    "Mah Nutz!"

    There you have it. It appears to be stuck under the testicles of a man who is most likely pumping gas or mopping up semen at this moment.

  7. Re:Videophones on What's Always Next? · · Score: 1
    I've got the NEC e808 which is a bit big but does have a Qwerty keyboard.

    You poor bastard. Let me know when they have a Dvorak keyboard out.

  8. Re:Will security allow them on planes? on Fuel Cells To Appear In Laptops In 2004 · · Score: 1
    When nail clippers are considered a weapon

    Don't forget eyelash curlers and the United States Congressional Medal of Honor.

  9. Re:Will security allow them on planes? on Fuel Cells To Appear In Laptops In 2004 · · Score: 1
    Sounds rather like a potential weapon to me.

    Then again, what do you have with you when you fly that is NOT a potential weapon?

  10. Re:Inflammable means Flammable? What a country! on Fuel Cells To Appear In Laptops In 2004 · · Score: 1
    Torvalds on SCO: "They are smoking crack"

    This is your brain on drugs. This is your brain on SCO. Ummm, what are we trying to show here?

  11. Re:The most important thing article doesnt mention on Fuel Cells To Appear In Laptops In 2004 · · Score: 1
    Surely, 100ml or whatever of methanol is going to last you for 10 hours, but what do you do then? You can't regenerate it, so you go shopping for a refill?

    You've never been to Taco Bell or White Castle, have you?

  12. Re:Hit your charged li-ion pack with a hammer.. on Fuel Cells To Appear In Laptops In 2004 · · Score: 4, Funny
    And please, nobody hit your battery packs with a hammer...I made a mistake on a circuit board once and had a coin cell go off like a large metal jacketed firecracker.

    Damn! I've got to give that a try! That might top grounding 240V with my finger in high school shop.

  13. Re:May I borrow that comment? on Fuel Cells To Appear In Laptops In 2004 · · Score: 1
    The computer blew up my testicles.

    Now I'm a "female", doped out to Darvaset.

  14. Re:for a $20 monthly fee... on Spammer Hangout's Membership Roster Left Exposed · · Score: 1
    ok, how much $$ to take me off all their lists?

    Only $9.95 US. Simply send your Name, address, SSN, and CC# to postmaster@thebulkclub.com.

  15. Re:Wait... We found one of their hideouts? on Spammer Hangout's Membership Roster Left Exposed · · Score: 1

    I can hear the Kraut's voice from Wolfenstein ET yelling, "I need backup!"

  16. Re:what to do on Spammer Hangout's Membership Roster Left Exposed · · Score: 1
    Burning too goo for em

    Man, you're spend WAY too much time "studying" your spam.

  17. Re:The disturbing thing is... on Spammer Hangout's Membership Roster Left Exposed · · Score: 1
    Jokes about the number of bullets you need for these spammers/lawyers are not funny...We need to talk about 21st century ways to solve these problems

    How many lasers do you need to take care of a spammer?

  18. Re:Spam Nazis on Spammer Hangout's Membership Roster Left Exposed · · Score: 1
    a penis-pill spammer.

    Funny how the transition from Neo-Nazi to Spammer doesn't seem like much of a jump...

    Seems like he would be spamming rape sites, though.

  19. Re:Wow! 'Fun'...So that's been my problem... on Games and the 'Geek Stereotype' · · Score: 1
    Does it have realistic plague-spreading algorithms? Please post website with screenshots, design documents.

    Is Geldyn done? I can't wait to fight him!

  20. Re:Mercury switch vs Gyroscope? on Gyroscope Gives CellPhones 'Tilt Control' · · Score: 1
    How about simply using mercury switches to measure/estimate the cell phone's position?

    Because mercenaries use them in bombs. Then you'd have Riggs and Murtaugh after you, and you certainly don't want that!

  21. Re:Give me a break on Gyroscope Gives CellPhones 'Tilt Control' · · Score: 1
    No, it's a breakfast cerial...

    Still no spell-check, though.

  22. Re:Another feature I don't want/need. on Gyroscope Gives CellPhones 'Tilt Control' · · Score: 2, Funny
    How about good, clear calls?

    I suggest NOT calling poor conversationalists, and dumping Sprint.

  23. Re:If the comet hits... on Armageddon... in 2014. Almost. · · Score: 0
    Armourgeddon outta here quickly

    Hmmm, the hot dogs will leave?

  24. AMTP? on AMTP as an Alternative to SMTP · · Score: 1

    SMTP - Simple Mail Transport Protocol

    AMTP?
    Asshole's Mail Transport Protocol?
    Antipasto Mail Transport Protocol?
    Anaheim Mail Transport Protocol?
    Asimple Mail Transport Protocol?
    Advertising Mail Transport Protocol?

  25. Re:ahem... on Is Your Boss An Idiot? · · Score: 4, Funny
    Is that a rethorical question?

    Don't you just hate those people who answer a question with a question?