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  1. ObSlashbot on On the Record: Scott McNealy · · Score: 1
    No need for retarded hitmen analogies ...

    You must be new here.

  2. Re:What's next, dipswitches? on Memory Activity LEDs · · Score: 1

    Here you go. Can switch off dips of all walks of life.

  3. Re:Oh my on Memory Activity LEDs · · Score: 1
    having saved another forty kilobytes of precious low memory, raising your fist to the sky screaming yeeeaaaaaahhh...

    this fucking Origin game STILL wants 37k MORE conventional memory!?!?! WTF!!!!

  4. Re:Just what I need... on Memory Activity LEDs · · Score: 2, Funny
    Case modders have the attention spans of 3-year-olds who hit every button in the elevator.

    Maybe, but that's still a pretty fucking tall 3 year old.

  5. Re:what about Newton's third? on Space Elevator Going Up · · Score: 1
    When you exert a force on the elevator to climb up it, won't there be an opposite force pulling the counterweight down? What will keep the counterweight in orbit?

    The elevators going down, of course. They'll be pushing up to go down, while the ones going up will be pulling down.

  6. Features on Nokia Shows Off Phone with Printable Faceplate · · Score: 1
    ... camera, flashlight, FM radio and about everything else

    Where's the spork?

  7. Re:Some Kind of Record on Disney Completes Dali Animation · · Score: 1
    mean, 57 years to produce 6 minutes of film.

    Can you imagine how long a Costner film would take?

  8. Re:I know what really happened... on US/Canada Power Outage Task Force Event Timeline · · Score: 1
    Technician 2: "NOOOOOO!!!!"

    Probably more like, "Darers go first!"

  9. Re:shouldn't this be on freshmeat? on GNOPPIX: Bootable GNOME CD · · Score: 1
    slashmeat?

    Lorena? Lorena Bobbitt? Is that you?

  10. Re:How do you pronounce this? on GNOPPIX: Bootable GNOME CD · · Score: 1
    it's pronounced "throatwobbler mangrove"

    That's it. You're a very silly distro, and I'm not going to review you.

  11. Re:One word, ... on Hybrid/Electric Vehicles: Should I Buy? · · Score: 1
    Camel

    Nuff said.

    But I don't smoke.

  12. Re:Electric vehicles on Hybrid/Electric Vehicles: Should I Buy? · · Score: 1
    When posting on a family site please don't put gay and (*) in the same sentence.

    So I guess you're glad he didn't.

  13. Re:Not me but a friend.. on Hybrid/Electric Vehicles: Should I Buy? · · Score: 1
    They all walk past the minivans because of the enormous stigma built up against them by young men, reluctant to be labeled as married with children.

    Actually, speaking as a young father, if my wife wanted a mini-van, I'd start shopping for one. They handle better than an SUV and have more seating capabilities. The problems I have with them is that their not made to be driven by tall people. I have yet to find one that allows me to move the driver seat back far enough to be comfortable. (Sport edition SUVs suffer from the same problem.) Ironically, I ususally end up renting a mini-van for work-related driving, since I usually take equipment with me, and SUVs are scarce when renting here.

    Ditto x 10 station wagons.

    Huh? Wagons were great. Is anyone making them anymore? I drove a '77 Catalina Safari for years, and it served my grandparents and parents well for many years before I got it. When I finally sold it, it had close to 200,000 miles on it. The car was great, lots of room to lie down in back, and a V-8 400 big block under the hood.

  14. Re:Moon resources on H.R. 3057: To the Asteroids, Moon and Mars · · Score: 1
    some Moon Cheese, and some yummy Moon Pies

    And save some of that nice, green Moon money for me, Royce McCutcheon.

  15. Wow on Phone Plus Sensory Deprivation Equals... · · Score: 1

    Can't you just see Nelson Muntz having a field day? What a haul of geek's swim suits he would have!

  16. Re:Sonds like great technology for car phones! on Phone Plus Sensory Deprivation Equals... · · Score: 1
    wrecked bus of burning nuns

    Do they always transport burning nuns by bus where you live?

  17. Re:Now I can start on my 3D clutterspace on Sharp Announces 3D Laptop · · Score: 1
    oops, posted it to Slashdot, now it can't be patented anymore

    Why not? Didn't someone patent the wheel recently in the US?

  18. Re:great example! on Beer-Coated CDs are Optical Biocomputers · · Score: 3, Funny
    Wine helps your hearth.

    I don't have a fireplace, so I suppose I should skip the wine.

  19. Re:heh on Beatles Bite Apple · · Score: 5, Funny

    Koo, koo ka-sue?

  20. Re:Let me explain something. on No Americans Need Apply · · Score: 1
    I used to work writing gambling software (ethically, I knew it was going to fold).

    No kidding. You should have written in the ability to raise and call, too. You can't win if all you do is fold right after getting your cards.

  21. Re:Linus!!! on Linus to SCO: 'Please Grow Up' · · Score: 1
    The SuperBestFriends had an opening, but I would say it is now taken.

    This is Cosine, Email, Database and Lisa. Your name will be "Kernos".

  22. Re:I'll give you seal of approval... on Products Seek Antiterrorism Certification · · Score: 1
    in the form of a 1600x1200 TIFF...

    No, a 1600x1200 32-bit color BMP.

  23. Re:Certificates... on Products Seek Antiterrorism Certification · · Score: 1
    What could one do with a gun on a plane?

    Shoot the guy threatening the pilots with a box-cutter.

  24. Re:Todays /. Summary on Microsoft Identifies, Patches Another Critical RPC Hole · · Score: 1
    using the verb "to gyp" is, strictly speaking, racist, given its roots.

    Perhaps we should all use the phrase "to jap", then.

  25. Re:That was quick on RIAA Settles With 12-Year-Old Downloader · · Score: 1
    hentai porn

    Come on, people, links! Links!