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  1. Ask Darl on Flavor vs. Flavour · · Score: 1

    SCO (SCOU?) owns Linux, including spellings.

  2. Re:So let me get this straight... on Flavor vs. Flavour · · Score: 1

    Not only that, it's an article about PROPER SPELLING, posted by a Slashdot EDITOR!

  3. Re:SCO is committing seppuku on Is the SCO Lawsuit a Good Thing for Linux? · · Score: 1
    I thought they were playing Russian roulette with an automatic...

    That's Polish Roulette.

  4. Re:Support techs are like any specialists on Techs Discover End Users Aren't So Bright · · Score: 1
    The basic fallacy in your arguement is that tech support doesn't just show up at your door, fit it, and leave.

    Then again, tech support will likely show up at your door, fix it and leave, if you pay for that level of service.

  5. Re:What a dumbass on The Wireless Wardriving Rig · · Score: 2, Informative
    For what the dope spent on a wasted drill, he could've got a nice Zero Halliburton aluminum case

    Or he could have saved $300, and bought a case that could be USED by Bond.

  6. Linux World CE on LWCE Wrapup · · Score: 1

    Is that like Windows CE, only better?

  7. Re:4.5 megs, that's nothing... on Windows 95 in 4.47MB · · Score: 3, Funny
    Back then the joke was "Double your hard drive space! Deltree windows!"

    It's still appropraite to XP. Hard drives are only up to, what, 172GB?

  8. What would the 1930's version be? on Phone or Tracking Device? · · Score: 1
    "The first major commercial service that traces people's locations using their mobile phones -- mapAmobile -- is designed more to ease the minds of worried parents and suspicious bosses than to enable unauthorised spying."

    "The first national service to catalog people's identity and provide for easy tracking -- small blue numbers tattooed on their forearms -- is desinged more to ease the minds of parents worried about The Jewish Question and suspicious party leaders than to enable unauthorised spying.

  9. Re:This is a bit wierd. on EBay Fined $29.5M in Patent Case · · Score: 2, Funny
    Money follows votes; it does not buy votes.

    Let us introduce you to Senator Hollings, D-Disney.

  10. TechTV? on Kazaa CEO vs. Hilary Rosen · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought Celebrity Boxing was on FOX.

    Sounds like a good match, tho.

  11. Re:Wow on EU Says Microsoft's Abuses Are Ongoing · · Score: 1
    as clearly there never has/will be a YRO article that does what it says on the tin.

    They need to get JonKatz back on staff for the purpose of posting YRO articles, then. With his name on it, the contents match the label: CRAP.

  12. Re:Glad NTP won on RIM Loses NTP Case, To Pay $53 Million · · Score: 1
    You'd think a news site would know, both /. and news.com would know better.

    I'm sorry, but the first part of your sentence and the last part are not related.

  13. Glad NTP won on RIM Loses NTP Case, To Pay $53 Million · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was afraid my clocks would drift hopelessly.

  14. ObJameson on Part Two: Technical Self-Employment For All · · Score: 1

    No job, freelance! Best thing for a tech your age. If you can fix my PC again, I'll pay you, but I never said you had a job. Meat! I'll send you a nice box of Christmas meat!

  15. Re:"We at the SCO..." on SCO "Disappointed" by Red Hat Lawsuit · · Score: 1
    You will be hearing from my layers soon.

    Are you an ogre? Onions have layers, ogres have layers!

  16. What about on Opie GUI/PIM Project Reaches 1.0 · · Score: 1

    Barney, Andy and Bea?

  17. Re:The complete ring poem on Writing with Elvish Fonts · · Score: 1

    Hmmm....

    "This Ring, no other, is made by the elves,
    Who'd pawn their own mother to grab it themselves.
    Ruler of creeper, mortal and scallop,
    This is a sleeper that packs quite a wallop.
    The Power almighty rests in this Lone Ring.
    The Power, alrighty, for doing your Own Thing.
    If broken or busted, it cannot be remade.
    If found, send to Sorhed (the postage is prepaid)."

  18. Something... on What Do You Get When You Buy a CD? · · Score: 1

    to burn MP3s onto, why?

  19. SCSI? on Required Tools for PC Repair? · · Score: 1

    If it has a SCSI chain, for $DEITY'S sake remember your chicken!

  20. Re:color choices on Slashdot T-Shirt Contest Winners! · · Score: 1
    deoderant is somehow embedded in the fabric

    Guy in my freshman dorm tried this. He simply applied his deodorant to the outside of his shirt, rather than his skin. Didn't work.

  21. Soothing Green Light? on Slashdot T-Shirt Contest Winners! · · Score: 1

    If he finds the "rotting vomit" scheme soothing, the poor guy must make a smelly brown smear when he visits the new Games color scheme.

  22. Re:So. on MPAA Opens Anti-filesharing Website · · Score: 1
    Anybody mirror the site yet? ;)

    Here

  23. What it did for email and the web? on Microsoft to do for Usenet what it did for Email & The Web? · · Score: 1

    Fuck it up?

  24. When LinuxTag is over on LinuxTag Show Report · · Score: 1

    Do the coordinators yell, "Ollie-ollie-outs-n-free!"?

  25. Re:Hah on In-Flight Reboot? · · Score: 5, Funny
    your Stewardess today will be Steve Ballmer

    Better him than Clippy. Which would you rather hear? "Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts!" or "It looks like you're barfing! Would you like some tips on ways to hold your bag?"