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  1. ObBreathed on The Mozilla Foundation · · Score: 1
    Tux's agent: "My client refuses to do an interview unless there's some serious herring involved."

    Perhaps a Herring Wallbanger would suffice?

  2. Re:Read the f***ing article! on The Mozilla Foundation · · Score: 2, Funny
    Hope they don't blow it all on a Superbowl ad.

    What if they get Terry Tate?

    "Woo-woo! You KNOW you OTS ta use tha LIZARD to put cover sheets on yo TPS report, RICHARD!! You don't come into MY KITCHEN, an use a CLOSED SOURCE mail client to SUBMIT...Hey, Janice! :}!"

  3. Re:PayPal ?? on The Mozilla Foundation · · Score: 1

    Pizza? Beer? I've got a PHB I could donate.

  4. Re:free advertising! on The Mozilla Foundation · · Score: 1
    i think there would be plenty of people out there who would want a dirtyoldchump@mozilla.org address...

    I know I did, but it was already taken. They suggested I try dirtyoldchump3426@mozilla.org instead.

  5. Re:looks like Moz is getting serious on The Mozilla Foundation · · Score: 1
    "My internet is gone."

    Good. One less Pro-Choice Poster Child to cut into my bandwidth.

  6. Re:Not quite as funny as intended. on The Mozilla Foundation · · Score: 1
    It's hard to convince your company's executives to give IP to AOL ...

    Executives aside, I'd be mortified to see my work on TV behind a grown-up, brain-wiped Barney-child saying, "It's so ..."

  7. Re:A new breakthrough in home video marketing! on Matrix Reloaded on DVD Before Revolutions · · Score: 1
    In the future Spaceballs will be a reality, but then again "even in the future nothing works!"

    "To Win32...and Beyond!"

  8. Re:Clue me in on Matrix Reloaded on DVD Before Revolutions · · Score: 1
    You have to see it for yourself.

    And pay $8.50 US to do so.

  9. Re:This is a good thing... on Matrix Reloaded on DVD Before Revolutions · · Score: 1
    I thought they spliced in clips from MTV's "The Grind".

    YES!!! I KNEW I heard Downtown Julie Brown!
    Wubba, wubba, wubba!

  10. Re:I wonder... on Matrix Reloaded on DVD Before Revolutions · · Score: 1
    You may also be able to work around these errors if you remove unnecessary files from the root directory.

    What is the root directory? Is it in folder in My Documents or My Network Places? I writed root directory into Logon and it said it was an invalid. Why is it sick? Did Trinity kick it? I thought she was dead. This root directory sound awful important, would somebody tell me what Windows its in? Is it in MSN folder or Internet Express?

    Please tell me so I save Neo!

  11. Re:The plan all along... on Matrix Reloaded on DVD Before Revolutions · · Score: 1
    What makes me think you didn't realise that that guy was possessed by Agent Smith earlier in the film?

    Because after 48 hours spent downloading the movie using BitTorrent, the picture quality was poor, sound tinny, size small and framerate jerky, and as a result he couldn't tell it was Smith?

  12. Re:The plan all along... on Matrix Reloaded on DVD Before Revolutions · · Score: 1
    I walked out of the room when I say The Matrix

    Then don't say it. Nobody's FORCING the phrase "The Matrix" to come out of your mouth, are they?

  13. Re:I'll wait. on Matrix Reloaded on DVD Before Revolutions · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'm still trying to figure out the first one.

    Carrie Ann Moss is Bill's mom, and she's still hot. Remember when she was a Senior, and they were Freshmen?

  14. Re:Just blocks IPs on New Kazaa Lite Protects Identity · · Score: 4, Funny
    but better than a tin foil hat

    What if I make a tin foil cover for my modem?

  15. Comics? on Broken Saints Finale Available · · Score: 2, Funny

    This isn't about football?

  16. Re:Why does it not surprise me. on The Big Kerplop · · Score: 1

    I would have thought it this would be more appropriate.

  17. Re:*n*x? on Don't Be a Sharecropper · · Score: 3, Funny
    how does HP-UX fit into this wildcard scheme?

    D*GSH*T.

  18. Re:OSI? on OSI Announces Open Source Awards · · Score: 1
    I mean the 7 layer stack is nice and all

    And tasty, too!

  19. Re:Uh-oh on Installing Halon Fire Supression System at Home? · · Score: 1
    Please report immediately to our facility in Guantonimo Bay for processing while we investigate your interest in this chemical.

    If you manage to find the location-not-public Guantonimo Bay, you will be assumed to be willfully hostile to God, Freedom and American Oil Assets, and will be immediately transported to the US military installation at Guantanamo Bay for reprocessing.

  20. Re:Go to HR on On Obtaining Appropriate Compensation... · · Score: 1
    Then again, is $200/month after taxes worth raising a stink?

    Probably worth raising the issue, but not a stink. As someone with a $173 monthly car payment, a $200/mo net increase would be very much worth it.

  21. Who's Al? on Patent Granted for Ethical AI · · Score: 1

    You go, Taco. Love those Sans Serif fonts.

  22. Re:Does a station wagon drive itself? on Mailing Disks is Faster than Uploading Data · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cruise Control, baby, Cruise Control.

  23. Re:CowboyNeal Joke Repellant on Repel Bugs With Your Cell Phone · · Score: 0, Troll
    "Now if only there was a ringtone to get rid of CowboyNeal's bad jokes"

    Give him the ol' JonKatz. Check his box so that you don't see his stories.

  24. Re:Regular ringtones repel me on Repel Bugs With Your Cell Phone · · Score: 1

    Actually, I prefer regular ringtones. It's those fuckers that HAVE to have R2-D2 beeping some shitty song slightly off-key that repel me.

  25. Well... on "Quick 'n Dirty" vs. "Correct and Proper"? · · Score: 1

    I know MS-DOS started out as QDOS. Who made CPOS?