I've seen projects canned for even sillier reasons than that, believe it or not.
I believe it. I was told that I couldn't even test Hot Dog Pro as an HTML editor, because the name is too silly. (Sausage is also a silly name for a serious company) Dreamweaver was the choice, chosen before testing, because it sounded more "professional", and had magazine ads and reviews.
Wouldn't a better idea be to use RFIDs to track the politically inconvenient? Implant them under the skin, on the forearm perhaps. It's a little less conspicuous then tattoing numbers on them.
Honolaber Dal McBlide, Empelol of Evil Empile SCO,
We leglet to infolm you that youl class and stupid pubric lemarks legalding the honoled and leveled Rinux opelating system have deepry offended oul nation and furthel disglaced youlserf. Hele is youl tanto. Youl letainel Chlis Sontag will be standing by with katana to fulthel herp you comprete youl lituar suicide.
Nitpick: eating a rotten jelly corpse could cause death by food poisoning, NOT a "killed by XXX while helpless" death. You're thinking of getting killed by a kitten after hitting a floating eyeball.
Whoa! Slow Down! Don't forget to get one that supports the User Database Protocol (UDP). It's a networking thingy that my book I got from AOL says computers need for the Internet.
It's only fair that when I talk about SMP architectures, S-ATA, Terabytes, 64-bit, distributed model computing, TCP, UDP, server farms, load balancers, and quad-port ethernet adapters... that he think "blah blah blah boy that sounds expensive blah blah blah."
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How about "hainted"? Damn Richers, putting their closed code in our kernels.
Fingers crossed: Padme dressed like Aida for the entire movie!
I saw a UFO once, man. It just floated there in the air. Then it said I was going to have a good year.
Better than Webcasters And Network Giants.
Thanks a lot, I just ate.
Bastard
When nature's callin'
Don't be stallin'
Don't be a stupid guy
Before you let it flow
Find a place to go
Just don't whiz on the power supply!
I believe it. I was told that I couldn't even test Hot Dog Pro as an HTML editor, because the name is too silly. (Sausage is also a silly name for a serious company) Dreamweaver was the choice, chosen before testing, because it sounded more "professional", and had magazine ads and reviews.
Wouldn't a better idea be to use RFIDs to track the politically inconvenient? Implant them under the skin, on the forearm perhaps. It's a little less conspicuous then tattoing numbers on them.
Must have been '87 then.
Poor transcript, here's the original:
Honolaber Dal McBlide, Empelol of Evil Empile SCO,
We leglet to infolm you that youl class and stupid pubric lemarks legalding the honoled and leveled Rinux opelating system have deepry offended oul nation and furthel disglaced youlserf. Hele is youl tanto. Youl letainel Chlis Sontag will be standing by with katana to fulthel herp you comprete youl lituar suicide.
Make youl time,
Japan
Yeah, just have everyone leave their windows open.
Microsoft Works
Slashdot Grammar
Military Intelligence
That sounds an awful lot like Windows.
"To turn off your PC, click the START button..."
I'm not sure HOW or WHY you would do this, but it sounds VERY naughty.
Suddenly my life doesn't look so pathetic.
Whoa! Slow Down! Don't forget to get one that supports the User Database Protocol (UDP). It's a networking thingy that my book I got from AOL says computers need for the Internet.
You left out "shoes with laces".
We've been waiting 70 years for an up-to-date 2nd Edition. Such a leap forward in the technology of ping would require it.
It's the rage that triggers Bruce's tranformations.
15 year old girls are easier to crush.
Pop-quiz hotshot:
- A "Spam King" lives 1.5 miles from your house
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The area you live in is bound to have dogs
- Dogs that poop
What do you do?That's pretty good. Usually using knock-offs like Athalon, Panaphonics or Sorny is just GAGGING for trouble.
And enterprising geeks do both!
Don't diss da phrases, foo', or you gonna get tossed!
The new Employee of the Month is..... This inanimate Carbon Rod!