That is, of course, after you show two forms of picture ID, at least one showing you with a beard. They then perform a cursory measurement of your existing stubble and review your past purchases of razor blades to determine whether you actually need the blades or not. Cap it all off with an American-as-apple-pie dirty look and you've got your shopping experience.
Still easier than getting a driver's license in Indiana.
Does anyone else remember the Saturday Night Live parody ad from the late 70's for Mach3 razors?
I sure don't. Silly me, I thought the Mach3's came out in the 90's. I'm hurt that they would promote the Sensor to me as "The Best a Man Can Get" more than ten years after they came out with one they claim is better.
It only took off to find some sympathetic researchers. It's had this pain down all the diodes in its left side for ages, but the Magna Science Adventure Center wouldn't replace them.
Somebody should test this and put in the contract that Bill has to do dishes or clean toilets at the company for a month.
Blowjobs.
To quote a coworker at a previous job (who just happened to be on parole after a manslaughter conviction), "A man's mouth and a woman's mouth feel the same to me."
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How do you say, "What the fuck do you think you're doing" in Dutch?
You MIGHT want to see a doctor, too. Your epidermis is showing.
Still easier than getting a driver's license in Indiana.
I sure don't. Silly me, I thought the Mach3's came out in the 90's. I'm hurt that they would promote the Sensor to me as "The Best a Man Can Get" more than ten years after they came out with one they claim is better.
Unless she's naked.
Didn't they discontinue the Sidewinders this month?
Except for the corporate licenses, at least at the Open Business level. Neither Office XP Std or Pro requires activation.
Kinda looks like the starships from "Jews in Space".
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He's the Microsoft of the Sci-Fi world. But you have to admit, the /home-Wing, /usr-Wing and the /etc-Wing don't sound that impressive.
Plus, it's much more effective than a banana peel (and more close-at-hand) to drop to make your pursuer slip.
You run Windows XP and Windows 98, and you consider using Samba giving in to the Empire?
But even as a trusted TV personality, I WILL NOT be helping AT ALL in rounding up others to toil in Ballmer's underarm sweat caves.
It only took off to find some sympathetic researchers. It's had this pain down all the diodes in its left side for ages, but the Magna Science Adventure Center wouldn't replace them.
No, of course not. The Congressional Medal of Honor is not allowed on airplanes anymore, remember?
Haw-haw!
You have 80 days. And...
3...
2...
1...
GO!
I'd like to remind them, that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground helium caves.
No, SCO is like Roscoe P. Coltrane.
And all the artists in the world will starve unless their TCP proposals are mandated by law, violators subject to death.
I'd say the Windows XP makes a solid bid for Bullshit OS, version 11 or not.
I'm not a psychiatrist, so I don't know how to classify this in charlatanism, but that's fuckin' funny!
Blowjobs.
To quote a coworker at a previous job (who just happened to be on parole after a manslaughter conviction), "A man's mouth and a woman's mouth feel the same to me."
Exactly. If I may suggest a corollary, "Linux is more valuable if your time is worth much."
All your base-station are belong to us!