"Conspiracy Theory: Did We Build a Space Station at Lagrange?"
FOX's special Investigative Coorespondant Mitch Pileggi speaks with experts who reveal that radiation in spce cannot possibly be conquered, and that the whole thing was faked in Lagrange, North Dakota.
Addressing Microsoft today on behalf of the Trustworthy Computing, Mokhtar Lamani hailed Wes Rataushk and Associates's decision to re-admit Microsoft ad inspectors, calling this a "first step" towards a settlement of the issue leading to a lifting of the sanctions.
Lamani further noted that admission of said inspectors was permitted only as long as they made no attempts to look at any ads.
What does Microsoft's code of behavior have to say about employee conduct that gets the company convicted in the Federal court system for multiple violations of the Sherman Act? ...lie under oath... ...manufacturing evidence...
etc.
What else is a silent, dustless, precision glass cutter good for?
An easily escaped, slow-starting, elaborate death-machine for the next Bond film?
"Vell, vell, Meester Bont! Vonce dis meecrovawe emitter has reached your krotch, it vill begin to heatink it unt den ve vill be pushink a rod into it. Dis process vill be takink about tventy minutes to begin. Ve vill be leavink you to your fate now."
PHB: My PC locked up. Dilbert: That's not a PC, that's the cardboard cutout that came with your desk. PHB: So, do I need to upgrade the CPU? Dilbert: No, you need a new desk.
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How soon before that system is cracked and you're walking down the street with a picture of a guy f%^king a chicken on your back?
Or you have a full-scale rendition of the goatse applied to your back.
Does this mean we'll have to pay both Comcast AND the White House to view the content?
I propose solving the ID10T problem.
Sitting on a plane with people all around you talking to their phones and not being able to whack them may get a little frustrating...
Easy. Just tell a stewardess that you heard them talking in Arabic. She'll take care of the rest for you.
Now if they could also implement R1 and R2.
And 3P0, too.
"Conspiracy Theory: Did We Build a Space Station at Lagrange?"
FOX's special Investigative Coorespondant Mitch Pileggi speaks with experts who reveal that radiation in spce cannot possibly be conquered, and that the whole thing was faked in Lagrange, North Dakota.
Use the special cable Dell has to connect the floppy to the floppy-connector on the back of the Latitude.
In 1975, how many people would rather take a sturdy, well-engineered Chevrolet than a quickly-slapped-together Honda?
It's 2002, and I still feel the same way. Hell, I'd rather PUSH my Chevy than drive in a rice-burner.
Wow! You could be a /. editor!
Apple is giving away Jaguars?
"Go ahead. Make My Checkmate!"
They've been around for a long time. Here's one that's component-based, so you can "roll your own".
Thou shalt not be caught after doing any or all of these things.
"... it is also standard procedure to blame any problems on a scapegoat or sacrificial lamb."
What if Ms. Mallinson was to obtain for Ballmer these animals?
Addressing Microsoft today on behalf of the Trustworthy Computing, Mokhtar Lamani hailed Wes Rataushk and Associates's decision to re-admit Microsoft ad inspectors, calling this a "first step" towards a settlement of the issue leading to a lifting of the sanctions.
Lamani further noted that admission of said inspectors was permitted only as long as they made no attempts to look at any ads.
What does Microsoft's code of behavior have to say about employee conduct that gets the company convicted in the Federal court system for multiple violations of the Sherman Act?
...lie under oath...
...manufacturing evidence...
etc.
JUST DO IT
Me fail English?!? That's unpossible!
it may be necessary to "weed out" employees who did not live up to Microsoft's code of behaviour.
No more talking to Mr. Nice Guy, huh?
What else is a silent, dustless, precision glass cutter good for?
An easily escaped, slow-starting, elaborate death-machine for the next Bond film?
"Vell, vell, Meester Bont! Vonce dis meecrovawe emitter has reached your krotch, it vill begin to heatink it unt den ve vill be pushink a rod into it. Dis process vill be takink about tventy minutes to begin. Ve vill be leavink you to your fate now."
One of our gateway boxes is terribly insecure
Maybe you should try IBM, or HP.
Where's the stress relief when the damn thing Blue Screens?
Try here. Or here. Or here.
Bit of a problem upgrading 'Desks'.
PHB: My PC locked up.
Dilbert: That's not a PC, that's the cardboard cutout that came with your desk.
PHB: So, do I need to upgrade the CPU?
Dilbert: No, you need a new desk.
Best as I remember.
Will Palladium feature the original, "classic" BSOD, or will it get a new, innovative color like the X-Box did with its Green Screen of Death?
...the death penalty in America. The circumstances are quite different than Skylarov's.
They're taking it one step at a time. Keep your eye on the RIAA, Adobe and all the other DMCA supporters.