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  1. Re:Answer unclear, ask again. on Mac OS X to Get Journaling FS · · Score: 2

    Do I see an Apple "switcher" ad featuring CmdrTaco in the near future?

    Only in print, where Taco's yooneek grusp off hte speling uv teh Enlish langage will hav e its is fulll affect.

  2. Re:System Error on Mac OS X to Get Journaling FS · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apple Update Advisory: "Buffet Overflow Condition Found In Elvis Filesystem"

  3. What? on The Sinking Ship that is AOL · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was never really an Internet company.

    That can't be right! The AOL tech I had helping me troubleshoot a cable-modem connection told me unequivocally that AOL is the Internet.

  4. Re:If you hate those 1-800-CALL-ATT ads on Redheads Need More Anesthesia than Others · · Score: 2

    In fact, screw the dart. Get out the .357.

  5. Re:one lucky guy on Microsoft Puts SourceForge Clone Into Beta · · Score: 2

    The 'other' category includes Steve Ballmer

    Actually, Ballmer is in the "Kwyjibo" category.
    KWYJIBO - A big, dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin.

  6. Re:Dear Slashdot, on Stopping NetBIOS Spam? · · Score: 2

    Gun Control - The ability to hit your intended target.

  7. Re:Movie pirates on Leak Star Wars, Go To Jail · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Lucas wants all the actors to be computerized.

    As opposed to wooden, like in AotC?

  8. Law offices on Windows vs Linux On Security · · Score: 2

    Ramen, Slapper, Scalper and Mighty may sound like Santa's new team of reindeer...

    Not really. They sound more like the kind of law firm that Microsoft would hire.

  9. Re:Some background please? on More on the KDE League · · Score: 4, Funny

    What is the KDE League?

    Kind of like the Justice League of America, but without attractive people in leather tights, superpowers or monkeys.

  10. Re:many a person has pondered the food-to-fuel ide on Batteries Powered by Leftover Food · · Score: 3, Funny

    harness the gas from everyone eating taco bell.

    So, theorectically, a Slashdot Meetup could be used to combat rolling blackouts.

  11. Re:not the game's fault on GameToo Much...... And Die! · · Score: 2

    He then went to the toilet where he later was found dead

    Maybe he was an Elvis fan?

  12. What for? on What's in Your Toolbox? · · Score: 2

    I am a software developer ...

    What on earth do you need electrical tape, screwdriver, etc. for? It sounds like a HARDWARE problem.

  13. Re:Then the Ford dealer asks on Security as a Profit Center? · · Score: 2

    1) Have a kid rummaging through the drawer you thought was secret

    I do not keep any of my guns in a drawer, "secret" or otherwise. They are not kept "secret", but are stored in a location known to my family.

    2) Drop the weapon for any reason

    If you drop a firearm that is "ready-to-fire", it will likely discharge. "Ready-to-fire" is the state where the safety (if it exists, revolvers, for example) is off, the chamber is loaded and the action is a trigger-pull from firing.

    3) Get handed the weapon by a friend who (arguably rightfully) expects a safety mechanism

    If a friend has a gun, and is handing to me, said friend will not be expecting a mechanical safety, as he would have been apprised that there is no such safety. Also, "there is no such thing as an unloaded gun". Unless you can see that the chanber is empty, you should behave as if the gun is in "ready-to-fire" condition.

    4) have any other unexpected situation

    The very most important reason for having a gun. Thank you for pointing that out.

  14. ObAirplane on What Would You Do With a New Form of Encryption? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Oh, I could make a hat... or a brooch... or a teradactyl!"

  15. Re:SMS? Login script? on Systems Management Server Equivalent for Linux? · · Score: 2

    Remote troubleshooting amounts to the same functionality you get from VNC.

    A bit of an overstatement. If the remote PC is NT4 or Win2000, performance is dog-slow. It also uses the keyboard map on the remote PC, so you have to be a touch-typist on whatever is being used remotely. Eg., I'm using a QWERTY layout, and the remote user uses DVORAK. Makes for some difficulties typing. I find that actually walking to the PC in question is preferable to SMS remote control, and we have VNC installed on those PCs I can't reach physically.

  16. Re:Future Ask Slashdot questions on Web Hospices? · · Score: 2

    2) A friend of mine told me once that he makes pretty good income by stopping strangers in dark places and pulling a knife on them. I wonder how many Slashdotters use similar business model for their income, and why no one adopted it widely.

    Perhaps because it involves leaving their parents basement?

  17. Re:Then the Ford dealer asks on Security as a Profit Center? · · Score: 2

    But I made a pathetic attempt at humor. :)

    Welcome aboard.

  18. Re:Then the Ford dealer asks on Security as a Profit Center? · · Score: 2

    Safeties? We don't need no stinkin' safeties.

    A Glock is just as safe as any other gun I have owned and/or carried, be it a Colt, Kimber, Star, etc. The only truly effective safety is the person holding the gun.

  19. Re:Then the Ford dealer asks on Security as a Profit Center? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That new handgun you purchased is a fine one; however, we are going to have to charge extra for the safety mechanism.

    No need. I already have a fully-functional brain.

  20. Frivolous waste, just for a GEO on Space Elevators: Low Cost Ticket to GEO? · · Score: 1, Troll

    NASA spends $1,000,000 plus to built a space-pen, the Russians use a pencil. Now, they are building a space elevator to get down the street to buy a cheap car that couldn't hit 55 if it was droped out of a plane.

  21. Re:Victorian machinery on Laptop Fuel Cells Approved For Air Carriage · · Score: 2

    all those busines-class air travelers sitting with their laptops open, little puffs of steam bubbling out every few minutes...

    Whoa, hey, did somebody step on a duck?

  22. Re:Backup on Burn your genes on CD -- for $500,000 · · Score: 2

    ...in case you have to reformat / reinstall yourself

    You know you're screwed when booting your DNA CD installs Windows.

  23. Whatever you do... on What Can I Do With My Meteorite? · · Score: 2

    Don't break it and let the juice out.

    "Meteor shit! Awww, Jordy Verrill, you lunkhead."

  24. Re:Sun is lame... on Casemodding Enterprise Hardware · · Score: 2

    ...a single colour for the whole array, all red or all blue

    Not me. Red, white and blue for me.

  25. Re:Hehe... on Casemodding Enterprise Hardware · · Score: 2

    Really wow em, add a couple of old tape reels.

    And a ticker-tape printer.