I was reporting a murderer on my Z100 Smartphone, and it was like, bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep.
And then it was like, half the call was gone, and I was like hhggnnngnn? It devoured my call, and it was a really good call. I described him good, 'cause I like looked at him when he was after me. I had to call again really fast, but it wasn't as good 'cause he stabbed me, and it was, like, a bummer.
I'm Ellen Feiss, and when this sucking chest wound heals, I'm like, getting a Nokia.
They'll probably just use more Halloween stuff to kill Nokia and Sendo.
They'll beat the shit out of them with a plastic Bible-man mask?
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Well, I'm sure my tin ear would make it even harder for me.
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I have to say, I didn't conduct it, I didn't play any of the instruments, I didn't rip it and I didn't post it to the web. All I did was use Google to find the first result that sounded halfway decent.
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but I've noticed that a lot of people seem to think that Excel works very nicely as a database.
Just the opposite of what we have here. Folks here seem to think that Access is just a wonderful spreadsheet program. (4 databases, 1 table each, 50+ columns)
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Oh Marge, anyone can miss Canada on a map, all tucked away down there.
--Homer
You can charge $100US per hour and more to plop content into FrontPage wizards and create "state-of-the-art" websites for stupid people.
Now where do we find the world's densest admin to run it?
Go to Monster.com and look for "MCSE".
the Slashdot offices could be mistaken for a hospital coma ward.
Except for the smell. I bet a coma ward smells MUCH better.
If we can't have sex with it, blow it up, or make loads of cash off of it, we're just not interested.
Sounds like canine philosophy: "If I can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, I'm just not interested."
You'll always lose in Vegas, period.
A couple that's friends with my Dad go to Vegas almost monthly, and always come back winners. They play video blackjack and craps.
I was reporting a murderer on my Z100 Smartphone, and it was like, bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep. And then it was like, half the call was gone, and I was like hhggnnngnn? It devoured my call, and it was a really good call. I described him good, 'cause I like looked at him when he was after me. I had to call again really fast, but it wasn't as good 'cause he stabbed me, and it was, like, a bummer.
I'm Ellen Feiss, and when this sucking chest wound heals, I'm like, getting a Nokia.
They'll probably just use more Halloween stuff to kill Nokia and Sendo.
They'll beat the shit out of them with a plastic Bible-man mask?
Well, I'm sure my tin ear would make it even harder for me.
I have to say, I didn't conduct it, I didn't play any of the instruments, I didn't rip it and I didn't post it to the web. All I did was use Google to find the first result that sounded halfway decent.
scary piano music in the background...
You mean Toccata and Fugue in D Minor? 1.8 MB
Q: How many Microsoft Customers does it take to replace a light bulb?
A: None. They all bought into Licensing 6.0, and can't afford to buy new light bulbs until the next budget year. Maybe.
Aren't people in the vicinity of disco balls very unhappy all the time?
Even the ones with digital watches?
Is that when it catches up to the Internet Explorer bug count?
...can't make Frodo look like a guy
It's the strawberry-scented bubble-bath. It keeps his skin so soft!
Try Namibia
This post was nearly funny. Blame the cough syrup.
(mutters)Fucking cough syrup(/mutters)
BE MORE FUNNY!
What do you think the future will bring?
Tomorrow.
Why does it take slashdot so long to report these things?
Don't worry, we'll see it three more times on the front page over the next two weeks.
Doesn't the Enterprise use Dilithium crystals for it's warp drive, not anti-matter?
but I've noticed that a lot of people seem to think that Excel works very nicely as a database.
Just the opposite of what we have here. Folks here seem to think that Access is just a wonderful spreadsheet program. (4 databases, 1 table each, 50+ columns)
Franklin Covey has them in their brick & mortar stores.
Winner: Spongebob Squarepants
Only if it's an Interior Decorating contest.
Followed by "Conspiracy Theory: Do Computers Really Exist?" at 9pm.
You are watching FOX.