OMG! CmdrTaco-ism IS CONTAGIOUS! Run like the wind timothy, before you start reposting the same story to the front page in a 15 minute time-span! Get out before you misspell every third word in your "editorial blurb"! Hurry before you get bitchslapped by the legal dept. and made to change your sexist posts about Cisco chicks!
Absolutely. It's easier to go to Home Depot, Lowes, etc and buy a box. That way, you don't have to mess with cutting the cardboard prescisely, folding cleanly or getting the glue spread evenly without making your $HOUSE/$TABLE/$SELF a sticky mess. Plus, you are more likely to find reliable, heavy-duty boxes made by a box company that knows what it is doing.
The nurse who performed the latest ultrasound checkup on the mother-to-be claimed she heard words over the fetal heartbeat monitor. After running the heartbeat recording through the "Sing-Like-N'Stync Karaoke Machine's" sound-scrubber, we have early words from this ground-breaking fetus!
Quoth the fetus:
"Me Stan. Pachewie-chomp, pachewie-chewie-chomp."
There you have it, a shocking report from the exciting world of genetical engineering!
Isn't that just like the typical Slashdotter, making things SOOOO much more complicated than needed? If the PCs and equipment in your room are unacceptably loud... ... ... ... ... wait for it ... ... ... ... ... TURN THEM OFF.
A spokesman for Air Canada issued a statement concerning Steve Mann's latest claims, "Take off, eh? We didn't cause no brain damage! He was brain damaged before, eh? Why else would he got on our plane to start with? Now, let's go get a beer and a jelly donut, eh?"
Compile a list of the scenes cut from the syndicated airings of the Simpsons, cross-referenced against different syndication scene cuts from international showings, indexed by chalkboard message and couch scene combinations, searchable by pig-latin syntax, using a search engine written half in COBOL and half in FORTRAN. The search engine interface will be written using Visual C++ running under Windows 1.0 installed in a dosemu session.
Then, convert the entire project to 5 lines of Perl code.
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That Timothy posted the origial article.
OMG! CmdrTaco-ism IS CONTAGIOUS! Run like the wind timothy, before you start reposting the same story to the front page in a 15 minute time-span! Get out before you misspell every third word in your "editorial blurb"! Hurry before you get bitchslapped by the legal dept. and made to change your sexist posts about Cisco chicks!
What, is it waterproof to 20k leagues? Does it have PING built into the instruction set?
Wow, can you actually get a duck that's waterproof to Jules Verne depths?
Oh, yes, SBC has a lot of competition in INDY. Too bad SBC owns all the copper, fibre, conduit, etc., or enough of it to make no difference.
Absolutely. It's easier to go to Home Depot, Lowes, etc and buy a box. That way, you don't have to mess with cutting the cardboard prescisely, folding cleanly or getting the glue spread evenly without making your $HOUSE/$TABLE/$SELF a sticky mess. Plus, you are more likely to find reliable, heavy-duty boxes made by a box company that knows what it is doing.
Or better yet, over a certain corporate campus in Redmond.
Quoth the fetus:
- "Me Stan. Pachewie-chomp, pachewie-chewie-chomp."
There you have it, a shocking report from the exciting world of genetical engineering!Direct from Mitsubishi R&D in Japan:
Stein: "Me rikey beel! Me rikey velly much! You baltender, be firring grass, prease! Me dlinky some mole!"
Isn't that just like the typical Slashdotter, making things SOOOO much more complicated than needed? If the PCs and equipment in your room are unacceptably loud...
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5th repulsive force
1. Mariah Carey
2. Celine Dion
3. Rosie O'Donnell
4. Lawyers
5. Chelsea Clinton
If MS lets this into IE, it will be death of the last good browser.
How will that kill Opera? Or Mozilla, or Galeon, or Konq, or lynx, or...
Sounds like a Microsoftie thing to do. Remember Win95? If you left it running for 49 days, IIRC, it would crash.
Man, White Castle's business would BOOM!
Heck, we ALL wanted to shoot Yoko!
Still do. IIRC, she's coming out with a Gearge Harrison exploita^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Htribute album.
I guess none of the guys running this IIS server took MCSE courses
So, "solitaire" and "minesweeper" probably won't work then, either?
Embrace and extend!
You left off Extinguish.
A spokesman for Air Canada issued a statement concerning Steve Mann's latest claims, "Take off, eh? We didn't cause no brain damage! He was brain damaged before, eh? Why else would he got on our plane to start with? Now, let's go get a beer and a jelly donut, eh?"
"password", "microsoft" and "billgates" don't work on their VNC session.
Alright. How's "Broccoli Spears" sound?
ROFL!
Yes, but can it fix Yoko Ono's voice?
What makes this any different than the machines Britney Spears, N'Stink, The Backdoor Boys, etc. use?
Here you go. Mandrake's auto-install page.
what the hell is 'sexual anorexia' anyway?
A really, really thin penis, perhaps?
Absolutely. We need to help them find a way to stop paying for the expensive so called unix 'experts' and start paying the expensive Windows idiots.
What will all the esoteric-knowledge gurus do?
Compile a list of the scenes cut from the syndicated airings of the Simpsons, cross-referenced against different syndication scene cuts from international showings, indexed by chalkboard message and couch scene combinations, searchable by pig-latin syntax, using a search engine written half in COBOL and half in FORTRAN. The search engine interface will be written using Visual C++ running under Windows 1.0 installed in a dosemu session.
Then, convert the entire project to 5 lines of Perl code.