Yep. Taco is getting married. Kathleen found out that he was personally performing "Quality Assurance Testing" on each Sandra sold, and pressured ThinkGeek to stop selling that sort of merchandise.
I remember one time, my Dad caught me behind the barn doing something I shouldn't. He told me, "Son, if you keep doing that, you're gonna go blind."
So I said, "Dad, I'm over here!"
If 70 degree days in the middle of January are the "price" of car pollution, you'll forgive me if I keep my old Pontiac. --Your Emmy Award-winning host, Kent Brockman
It was not destroyed or absorbed, but rather stored -- ready to emerge intact at the scientists' bidding.
I can just see physicists getting calling people into the lab, turning out the lights and commanding, "Let There Be LIGHT!!!" at every available opportunity
Both the Republican and Domocrat parties have announced their intention to run "anti-other-guy" ads during the upcoming election campaign process.
A spokesman for the Republican Party had this to say: "Microsoft is a well-known innovator, and the Republicans are going to follow their innowations and give them all the visible support we can. We're not sure how these "mud-slinging" ads will work, but hey, if Microsoft does it, it must be OK, right?"
Diane Feinstein issued this statement: "Fuck you! Fuck America! I piss on the Bill of Rights! What...Anti-Opponent Ads? Oh, yeah, well, we just want to point out how the Republicans are not as sensitive as we are to modern day issues. If you'd like more information, send your check to..."
Sundays attitude will be decided via a random number generator. Numbers 1-3 will mean we hate them, numbers 4-6 will mean we like them and numbers 7-9 mean we're flexible: if they put out a good movie, like The Matrix, we like them. If they put out a bad movie, like anything with Leonardo DiCraplio, we hate them.
Milhouse:
Wait...What about 0?
Bart:
Yeah, what about 0?
Martin:
In the unlikely event of a 0, attitude will be decided by rock-paper-scissors competition, best 2 out of 3.
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Thanks for the usual April Fools Day flame- every year people fall for it.
Only one flame? Didn't you READ the comments atached to your stories?
There is more information available about Matt and his work here.
Now, go vote! And don't pick Pat Buchanan by mistake.
Anticipating how Hemos will get back @ CmdrTaco
Suggestion: Put dog food in Taco's bag the next time he flies. Makes the dogs go nuts. (Thanks, PCU)
Yep. Taco is getting married. Kathleen found out that he was personally performing "Quality Assurance Testing" on each Sandra sold, and pressured ThinkGeek to stop selling that sort of merchandise.
Hey look! Dad's on TV!...AAAAAHHHH!
How about the Australia visit? "No, we've installed a device to make them flush the correct, American way."
Anybody else read that as "Deflawing Windows: Impossible"?
I remember one time, my Dad caught me behind the barn doing something I shouldn't. He told me, "Son, if you keep doing that, you're gonna go blind."
So I said, "Dad, I'm over here!"
If 70 degree days in the middle of January are the "price" of car pollution, you'll forgive me if I keep my old Pontiac.
--Your Emmy Award-winning host, Kent Brockman
They can get that from boring holes? Wonder what they could get from interesting holes?
Possibly. Catbert is definitely in charge of the customer "service" department.
It was not destroyed or absorbed, but rather stored -- ready to emerge intact at the scientists' bidding.
I can just see physicists getting calling people into the lab, turning out the lights and commanding, "Let There Be LIGHT!!!" at every available opportunity
Or did anybody else think this was about Bill Gates?
Book 1 - The Thieves of Basic
Book 2 - DOS Is Not Done, Until Lotus Will Not Run
Book 3 - 2,4,6,8 Times Heralding The END OF DOS
Perhaps it'll end up like the Hitchhiker trilogy.
Book 4 - Hello, It Looks Like You Are Trying To Write A Letter
Book 5 - Mostly Secure-Like
The hardcover Collection of His Dark Materials will include the short story "Young Ballmer Plays It Like A Sweaty Monkey"
"what are seven layers of the OSDI model of networking?"
Tortilla, beans, lettuce, cheese, beef, sauce, sour cream. Or is that the seven layers of the Taco Bell model of networking?
Great! Where can I get the RPMs, or better yet, the source, so I can use the MMC on my Linux PC at home?
There really isn't anything Unix can do that Microsoft can't anymore
Can I use ssh to fully remotely administer my Microsoft platforms serving files, printers, http, databases and email/groupware?
Both the Republican and Domocrat parties have announced their intention to run "anti-other-guy" ads during the upcoming election campaign process.
A spokesman for the Republican Party had this to say: "Microsoft is a well-known innovator, and the Republicans are going to follow their innowations and give them all the visible support we can. We're not sure how these "mud-slinging" ads will work, but hey, if Microsoft does it, it must be OK, right?"
Diane Feinstein issued this statement: "Fuck you! Fuck America! I piss on the Bill of Rights! What...Anti-Opponent Ads? Oh, yeah, well, we just want to point out how the Republicans are not as sensitive as we are to modern day issues. If you'd like more information, send your check to..."
It probably pisses 'em off so much, they start chewing on the woodwork.
You do have to feel for folks who suffer from Tourette's and Parkinson's. They won't be eligible to throw some money away on THIS shiny toy.
but I think I have it right.
Probably. I thought it was humorous, but not so much that I wanted to spend a lot of time dicking with the lame-ass lameness filter.
"Remove the Stone of Shame. Attach the Stone of Triumph!"
--Number 1
Stonecutter, Springfield Chapter
Imagine playing Unreal Tournament with 30 minute ping times...
Don't have to. I have a Concentric/XO dial-up.
Don't throw it out the window. You could get fined for littering.
- Sundays attitude will be decided via a random number generator. Numbers 1-3 will mean we hate them, numbers 4-6 will mean we like them and numbers 7-9 mean we're flexible: if they put out a good movie, like The Matrix, we like them. If they put out a bad movie, like anything with Leonardo DiCraplio, we hate them.
Milhouse:- Wait...What about 0?
Bart:- Yeah, what about 0?
Martin:Is the lunch shop penalised by Coke or Pepsi for not bundling a can with that hamburger you just purchased?
More accurate still: Bundling a CASE of Coke/Pepsi, bringing the pop-to-burger price ratio closer to the Windows-to-PC price ratio.
and MS won't penalise OEM's for giving you free anti-virus software.
But they will penalize OEM's for giving you virus-free software.