Perhaps they'll get Battle School grads to do the work in forced-labor camps. Probably only need some kind of a psycho who's willing to kill to keep 'em in line.
Ahhh. Perhaps they are adapting the Avian Carrier technology to Large Ruminants to provide lower altitude, higher throughput (camels can carry more than birds) service. Latency is still pretty bad, I'll bet.
"It's just me in front of a brick wall for 90 minutes. It cost 80 million dollars. Here's a clip"
Jack:Thieves!....That's the joke. Consumer:You suck Valenti! *BOOM* Jack:You stole 350 billion songs! Consumer:Get off the stage! *Bang* Jack:You will be responsible for the starvation deaths of corporate tools like Metallica!
Uh... so if a law is more than 25 years old, it is no longer relevant?
Hmmm. The laws allowing incorporation to protect the officers of the company are well aver 25 years old. Perhaps Bill Gates should be hauled into court and be made personally accountable for Microsoft's crimes, since those laws are "irrelevant as a legal matter".
Slashdot Mirror
"Yew must be dem clones I been a-hearing 'bout. Y'all look the same ta me."
</Southern Senator>
...that AM Radio becomes pure noise.
As opposed to...what? Crap?
...mod_parrot? It just doesn't sound as cool. ^_^
Perhaps it'll be called mod_pirate instead? Or mod_LJ-Silver.
Or browse in "Light Mode".
Or just read the ads. They're not THAT bad.
Perhaps they'll get Battle School grads to do the work in forced-labor camps. Probably only need some kind of a psycho who's willing to kill to keep 'em in line.
Ahhh. Perhaps they are adapting the Avian Carrier technology to Large Ruminants to provide lower altitude, higher throughput (camels can carry more than birds) service. Latency is still pretty bad, I'll bet.
Yeah, meatspace Pong was great, until we played it in front of the Principal's window. Definitely NOT safety glass.
Absolutely. Richest man in the world, but just look at the hair.
"Check out the bowl-job, Marge!" --Homer
It's part of their new strategy
Strategy? Maybe, but I'd like to see 'em spell it.
buying Senators creates infinite corporate copyrights...
Oh, wait...is that offtopic for a Disney thread? *cough*
They're probably flogging sales tax.
Based on the dialogue, the UPS guy would probably bring 2 boxes of toothpicks.
And then bop the Helpless Victim with the Calvinball.
...anyone have a grammar checker?
/.! You might as well ask Taco to recommend a spellchecker.
The nerve, asking something like this on
PEBKAC
Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
I can only imagine these things, lots of fun, until somebody loses an eye.
Remember, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye. Then, it's just fun.
Maybe because you could browse the web for an hour, and end up knowing more about networking (and geography) than @HOME specialists?
GPS: Left...Right...Left...Congratulations, you have just Frenched your daughter.
"I'm going steady, and I French kiss."
"Yeah, well, everybody does that."
"Well, Daddy says I'm the best at it."
Ahhh...War Games.
How about a nice game of chess?
No, let's play Global Thermonuclear War.
Hell, I'd piss on a sparkplug if I thought it'd help!
SinPorkbarrelling, perhaps? Or how about SimKickback? SimBribetaking?
Or, more in line with the racial profiling tactics being kicked around for airports: SimJimCrow.
Games are fun, simulations are not.
Obviously, you haven't checked out the simulation called "Virtual Valerie".
If our public officials used Leisure Suit Larry as a training tool? Or have the Kennedys already done so?
Perhaps the Ashcroft used 3D Monopoly to help in crafting the Microsoft-DOJ antitrust settlement.
Thank God he got away from that witch out West.
"I'll get you my pretty, and your LITTLE DOG too!"
Too bad he didn't know about the water trick, huh?
"It's just me in front of a brick wall for 90 minutes. It cost 80 million dollars. Here's a clip"
Jack:Thieves!....That's the joke.
Consumer:You suck Valenti! *BOOM*
Jack:You stole 350 billion songs!
Consumer:Get off the stage! *Bang*
Jack:You will be responsible for the starvation deaths of corporate tools like Metallica!
Apologies to the Simpsons and McBain
The Democrat Party's National Convention. They'll do anything for a dollar!
Uh... so if a law is more than 25 years old, it is no longer relevant?
Hmmm. The laws allowing incorporation to protect the officers of the company are well aver 25 years old. Perhaps Bill Gates should be hauled into court and be made personally accountable for Microsoft's crimes, since those laws are "irrelevant as a legal matter".