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  1. Re:*sigh* on al Qaeda Hacks XP? · · Score: 2

    Well, at least it's not a duplicate post, and his blurb doesn't bear signs of being spellchecked by a 90 year-old, half-blind drunken hillbilly.

    Give the guy a break. He's TRYING.

  2. Re:Daisy Cutter on al Qaeda Hacks XP? · · Score: 2

    This would be a great, stay-in-the-US chance to show how well middle-aged B-52s can perform.

  3. Flame on, huh? on Swaying CPU Fans · · Score: 2

    Hey its a duplicate from saturday! Guess I shouldn't post while planning my trek to see LotR tomorrow.

    Perhaps you shouldn't check spelling and capitalization while planning your treks. Do your planning BEFORE you spellcheck.

  4. Re:Waste of a class? I think not. on University offers 'Simpsons' as Philosophy Class · · Score: 2

    She said "Daddy", in the episode titled "Lisa's First Word", after being put to bed, and everyone else leaving. Elizabeth Taylor provided her voice.

  5. Re:Deja Vu? on Miguel de Icaza Interview on MSDN · · Score: 1

    Perhaps this is why chrisd is surpirsed rather than surprised?

  6. Re:So? on Online Journalism Same As Print/TV · · Score: 2

    Here is the full text of what you are quoting:
    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

    Your ellipses make it seem to state that the 1st is about freedom of the press only, rather than freedom of religion, speech, the press, peaceful assembly, and right to petition the Government.

  7. Re:Devil's Advocate: The Purposes of the Crap on The Hype of the Rings · · Score: 2

    Spam Gangree, currently celebrating his suspended sentence for performing an unnatural act with an underage female dragon of the opposite sex.

  8. Re:China's "Red Flag"? *chuckle* on World Govs Choose Linux For Security & More · · Score: 2

    Followed by USA: Red Neck Linux.

  9. Re:Where can the story go after T2? on Terminator 3: Attack of the Terminatrix · · Score: 2

    ...where the Terminatrix battles with Dot Matrix...

    Will he also battle Lord Dark Helmet, President Skroob and Colonel Sandurz?

  10. Re:Screen play? on Terminator 3: Attack of the Terminatrix · · Score: 2

    T3 - Let's Get Silly: Just Arnie in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. Here's a clip:

    "Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?"...
    "That's the joke."

    "You suck, McBain, er, T-800"
    ...T-800 shoots audience.

    The Simpson's twigged this in 1995.

  11. Record Budget on Terminator 3: Attack of the Terminatrix · · Score: 5, Funny

    The overall cost of bringing "T3" to the screen has reportedly been placed at $165 million to $180 million, which would easily eclipse the record $135 million believed spent to make "Pearl Harbor."

    Star Peep
    Dateline: Costner Ranch

    Kevin Costner has issued a statement concerning the new "Terminator" movie's record-breaking budget of $165-$180 million.
    "$180 million is NOTHING compared to my new movie. Just as we did in Waterworld and the Postman, we will break new ground in budgetary extravagance with my offering of the "Sanitationer!" This 5 hour opus details the struggle of an Assistant Sidewalk Sanitizer to uphold the American Dream in the face of a Post-Apocalyptic Breakdown of the United States Government due to Electronic Piracy. The movie will follow him, (played by me, Kevin Costner), from his first day on the street, to his final, gloriously uplifting confrontation with the bad guy. We are up to $249 million, and we haven't even added the bazookas yet!"

    When asked if the job of a Assistant Sidewalk Sanitizer was picking up dog droppings, he replied, "Well, at first it is."

  12. Re:Maybe too stuck in their ways... on Making Linux Look Harder Than It Is · · Score: 2

    As an aside, IE 5.5 SP2 can't handle symbolic links when used as FTP client. I'm not sure about other versions.

  13. Re:I've never heard that question on Making Linux Look Harder Than It Is · · Score: 2

    Good. They can't get connected to the Internet, and you brush them off by giving them URLs. Very BOFH-ish.

  14. Re:odd wording... on Ancient Sunken City Discovered Off Shores of Cuba. Maybe · · Score: 2

    One way or the other, it would be a great location for movie about Snake Plissken.

  15. Re:A minute of silence... on Win95 Lifecycle Draws to a Close · · Score: 2

    So that's, what, 45 minutes of silence a day?

  16. Whoa, slow down cowboy! on Review: ZapStation Media Box · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    You've already posted this story to this "news"board.

  17. Re:first analog, now this on Binary Watch · · Score: 2

    It ...9...10...11...12...13, wait, what comes after 12? No, AFTER 12.

  18. No, not yet! on Win95 Lifecycle Draws to a Close · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm still waiting for Windows 95 to make everything I do faster, and more fun. It still doesn't do that.

  19. Re:KPMG - the remixes! on You May Not Link This Web Site · · Score: 2

    There's also a teutonic remix out there somewhere, somebody want to provide a link?

    Here's the lyrics, anyway:

    KPMG
    Ve ist ast schtrong ast ve kan be
    Von dream uf power und ennergen
    Ve go fur der goalen
    Together mit us ve ist keepin
    On to der sightenseen uf der biggen strategen

    Ve maken
    Unt ve liftin uppen
    Ve past der vons dat ar gerspriggin
    Von biggen blocken
    Dat ist our sighten uf der booty
    Dat ve maken.

    Ve ist Numbah Von!
    Venever ve ist der cummin
    Mit us everyvon vill be running for goot
    Dat vill be der blinken in der eyes

    (Der chorusen ist to be singing now!)

    Det minuten ist now
    To be in der front uf der vay
    Ve ist having der idear fat ist to be
    Vinning before der day ist over already
    Von ist der friender to be schtaying

    Who ve ist
    Un vorld
    Un big thinkin
    Vith der sympathies Dat ist our vords
    Dat vill taken us to der new vorld

    (Der chorus ist to be singing again, lots!!!)

  20. Re:Opinion Piece on You May Not Link This Web Site · · Score: 2

    Perhaps part of the deal is he has to buy a lathe for his PHB, then make his own "Wonderbat", a la 'The Natural'.

  21. Re:The Aircooled VW community bleeds for you on Is Hacking Cars a Thing of the Past? · · Score: 2

    Exactly. I still miss my 1972 Pontiac Catalina. Fun to drive, more comfortable than any late-model car, truck or van I've run across, and bigger and just about every way than the cars that are laughingly called "full-sized" today.

    Pop the hood and do a tune-up with a few wrenches and a screwdriver.

    Put your foot down, hold onto the wheel for your life.

  22. Re:Gum Wall??? on War Driving With The Kids · · Score: 2

    Followed by Elvis-a-rama and the Mecca of Albino Squirrels.

  23. Re:Wishlist... on Network Webcurity Wishlist? · · Score: 2

    On the plus side, we'll never know when CmdrTaco misspells it.

  24. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... on Latest WinWorm Spreads Via ICQ And Outlook · · Score: 2

    How many 'oh look I installed linux' users are running vulnerable versions of wu-ftpd, bind, lpr, and so on?

    And how many of them do everything as root? Windows luser or Linux luser, deluser still won't de-luser them.

  25. Re:Our office just got em' on Latest WinWorm Spreads Via ICQ And Outlook · · Score: 2

    Right now the IT team is running around trying to figure out how to filter it out.

    Using a clawhammer, apply filter briskly to the foreheads of those who cannot understand simple commands, such as DO NOT OPEN.