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Binary Watch

sovereignclass writes: "IDG in Sweden ran a little story about a firm in Norway that has built a binary wrist watch. It look way cool and I am definitely in line for getting one myself. With a price-tag of 250 norwegian kronor it's not a tough buy either. Yes, it shows time in decimal too... In Sweden we often poke fun at the Norwegians (like the Germans do to the Ostfriesen) and this almost sounds too good to be true."

217 comments

  1. Aww! by Gordonjcp · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was hoping for blinkenlights, not numbers!

    1. Re:Aww! by YKnot · · Score: 3, Informative

      For all your blinkenlight needs go to:
      http://www.blinkenlights.de/

    2. Re:Aww! by gsk · · Score: 1

      I'm a hex man myself...

    3. Re:Aww! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hex is for ze veenie girlie-man type persons, or dose who are too drunk to count more dan two digits at a tieme. [/arnold voice]

  2. A race that still think digital watches are neat. by codetalker · · Score: 1

    I once read a book circa 1975 called "Computer Lib" It contained the machine code for a digitl wristwatch. It was only like 64 bytes. I'm surprised no one ever thought of this earlier. Just hook it up to a display and whammo binary watch. Commercialising it should have been done long ago

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  3. This looks like a joke... by seldolivaw · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The product shots are CG renders! I doubt this product really exists...

    1. Re:This looks like a joke... by Mals · · Score: 1

      I agree. Why are all the images of this "watch" rendered? I want to see something real!

    2. Re:This looks like a joke... by kilroy_hau · · Score: 1

      Some more reasons to believe this is a joke

      1.- The "infrared watch" thath claims will send a virus to another infrared watch
      2.- The page is hosted on a Noruegan public portal (http://home.online.no/), that's the same as if it was in geocities
      3.- There is no page where you can buy these products, you have to send them mail.

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    3. Re:This looks like a joke... by mad_goldfish · · Score: 1
      1.- The "infrared watch" thath claims will send a virus to another infrared watch
      There is actually a watch that does this. It's available from Argos (site does not support Gecko renderer) in the UK.

      The virus is described as non-harmful, but the watch is infrared.

      @

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  4. When can I buy one? by Marx_Mrvelous · · Score: 4, Funny

    This would be fun, I hear they mgiht be sale in the US on 0110101101110000101110101, 01101101301EST.

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    1. Re:When can I buy one? by mirko · · Score: 1

      > 01101101301EST

      ...3... ???

      Might be a typo... or the Y2k2 bug ;-)

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    2. Re:When can I buy one? by onion2k · · Score: 5, Funny

      0110101101110000101110101, 01101101301EST

      Now, I don't want to be picky or anything.. but.. well.. you do know about binary don't you?

    3. Re:When can I buy one? by Defiler · · Score: 2, Funny

      01101101301EST:
      Reminds me of the Futurama episode where Bender is having a nightmare in binary..
      He wakes up, shivering:
      Bender: What an awful dream! 1s and 0s everywhere! ...and I thought I saw a 2...
      Fry: It was just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as 2.

    4. Re:When can I buy one? by FlowerPotAdmin · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he is implying that we may never see these things in the US... but if so, I can't agree.

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    5. Re:When can I buy one? by stevey · · Score: 1

      The international binary time + date format mandates that the date be written after the "," separator - in base 4.

      Obviously ;-)

    6. Re:When can I buy one? by 20011207 · · Score: 1

      There's a cool binary watch on sale in germany (and austria): have a look at http://www.museumsmarket.de/ i bought mine in Austria some years ago (at least 5) and it's a really good watch (better than any Casio i had). i've to admit: in the beginning it's quite difficult, but you rapidly find patterns that help you.

  5. Re:A race that still think digital watches are nea by SamBeckett · · Score: 1

    Right, I can think of thousands of uses right now! And not one of them involves telling time. This is a novelty item.

  6. Nitpick by ez76 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Yes, it shows time in decimal too...
    HH:MM:SS time is actually called "sexagesimal."
    1. Re:Nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wrong! learn something about g-adic notation, that will help it become clear as to what you're talking about. too bad mods don't have a clue about anything number related either. innumeracy geez.

    2. Re:Nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're pretty sexagesimal yourself!

  7. Forget the binary one - check out the infrared one by Brento · · Score: 4, Funny

    It says:
    This page is under construction
    In a few days we will present a complete new type of watch.
    This watch will communicate with other similar watches and send virus to each other.


    Wow, nothing like truth in marketing, I guess.

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  8. Need to team up with thinkgeek.com by linuxrunner · · Score: 3, Funny

    and get a matching binary "ties suck tie", and the "you are dumb" binary t-shirt!

    Sell all three together as a set.... Then head to work for the day..... That will keep you from getting a date for at least the next year!

    On a side note, the idea is cool for the watch and I like it, I just wish they looked a little cooler... They kinda look cheap.

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    1. Re:Need to team up with thinkgeek.com by billcopc · · Score: 1

      Yes, and Thinkgeek can charge 90$ for this 30$ watch that probably costs 3$ to manufacture. The concept of Thinkgeek is nice, and I like having a store that carries plenty of different things that fascinate me, but their markup is absurd and that "You Save 30%" crap just insults me, just like Amazon. At least Amazon really does beat the competition price-wise.

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    2. Re:Need to team up with thinkgeek.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That will keep you from getting a date for at least the next year!


      My first thought was: "Even contemplating owning this thing is an absolute guarantee that the wearer will never get to touch a woman."
    3. Re:Need to team up with thinkgeek.com by taliver · · Score: 1

      While some of their stuff could be considered overproced (much like any retailer), a lot of their stuff is actually quite reasonable. When I bought the Digital Wallet for a friend's present, we looked at 8-10 different merchants, and Thinkgeek had the best price.

      I'll also say that I've used them for relatives: "What do you want for Christmas/Birthday/etc." "Anything from Thinkgeek." It's pretty much filled with stuff I'd like to have, but nothing I can't live without.

      Now, I won't plug them anymore.

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    4. Re:Need to team up with thinkgeek.com by billcopc · · Score: 1

      True. They don't have enough 'bite' to them. I tend to prefer shirts with more edgy messages. I certainly wouldn't see myself walking around at work wearing "uberhacker", it's just bad. I do however like my other non-thinkgeek shirt that reads "A cubicle is just a padded room without a door" =) I think they need more of _that_ kind of humor.

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    5. Re:Need to team up with thinkgeek.com by laserjet · · Score: 2

      I agree with you. I don't want a shirt that just says "geek", "uberhacker", or "perlmonger". I want something witty, funny, but still socially acceptable to wear to work (i.e. I won't get fired).

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    6. Re:Need to team up with thinkgeek.com by ^DA · · Score: 1
      That will keep you from getting a date for at least the next year!

      Yeah...like THAT would happen anyway...:)

  9. first analog, now this by Mr.+Quick · · Score: 4, Funny

    it already takes me a long time to figure out an analog watch... now this...

    1. Re:first analog, now this by sharkey · · Score: 2

      It ...9...10...11...12...13, wait, what comes after 12? No, AFTER 12.

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    2. Re:first analog, now this by GTRacer · · Score: 2
      HA! I'm a fairly intelligent guy and I'm now 29 years old. And I STILL have a tendency to "round up" an hour on an analog clock when it's between 1 and 6.

      I can't count the number of times I got dropped off at a game room (when I was younger) and thinking I only had 10 minutes left, ripped through the quarters. Fifteen minutes later I realise what I'd done and then have to figure out what to do for the next 55 minutes...

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  10. Equivalents for BCD by ksp · · Score: 1

    I think these have been discussed here before smoe time ago, but here is a link to BCD software and hardware clocks. I think Gnome comes with one, too?

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  11. Actually... by quigonn · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    ...the people from Denmark and Norway take the Swedes on a ride all the time (at least some Danish boyscouts told me).

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    1. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweden is actually the Western province of Finland

  12. Stupid Idea by ksw2 · · Score: 5, Funny
    How gay, a watch that takes you five times as long to read, just so you can show your buddies how 1337 you are.

    "Excuse me sir, do you have the time?"

    "Yes, it's... uhhh... 12.. no, 14! I mean, er, do you have a pencil?"

    "Uh, never mind. Thanks anyway, you fucking dork."

    Now if they had a hex watch, THAT would be cool... :->

    1. Re:Stupid Idea by billcopc · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Consider this a Me-2 post.

      It sorta reminds me how I used to mess with my dumb math teachers in high school by doing all my 'internal' calculations in hex, only converting the final answer back to decimal. Those idiot fucks never figured it out =)

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    2. Re:Stupid Idea by yatest5 · · Score: 1

      It sorta reminds me how I used to mess with my dumb math teachers in high school by doing all my 'internal' calculations in hex, only converting the final answer back to decimal.

      Jee-sus! How did you find time to do that and screw all the hot girls in your year?

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    3. Re:Stupid Idea by Jaeger · · Score: 1
      It takes a little practice, but you get used to reading numbers in base two if you use it frequently.

      I converted to JBC (Jon's Binary Clock; specifically the GNOME panel applet) a while ago. (It displays the time in six binary-coded-decimal segments. Very cool.) After removing all other clocks from my panels, within a week I got pretty good at glancing at the clock and figuring out what time it was. (Now I've taken it a step furthur; not only do I have JBC on my GNOME panel, but I built a physical binary-coded-decimal clock with LEDs in embedded system design class spring quarter, and I'm in the process of building another on an FPGA.)

    4. Re:Stupid Idea by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      What does having a watch that takes you five times as long to read have to do with homosexuality? Any respectable gay guy *I* know wouldn't touch a watch like this, so it's definitely NOT "gay"...

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    5. Re:Stupid Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, the Politically Correct movement has firmly rooted itself in Slashdot. Sad...

    6. Re:Stupid Idea by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "What does having a watch that takes you five times as long to read have to do with homosexuality?"

      Well, you're certainly not going to be attracting girls with this watch.

    7. Re:Stupid Idea by bloggins02 · · Score: 1

      Guys, guys! Everyone knows by now that anyone who reads Slashdot is of course cultured and rational, hence he must be using the true etymological meaning of the word.

      Obviously the author meant he thought the watch possesed a certain degree of exuberance and glee.

      (Of course, the author's use of the word as it is seen here in context is irrelevant) ;)

    8. Re:Stupid Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least where I live, calling something gay is a way of insulting it I guess.

    9. Re:Stupid Idea by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      Well, you're certainly not going to be attracting girls with this watch.

      That may be true, but it's doubtful you'd be attracting any gay guys either. Hell, I doubt you'd attract anyone but computer geeks... and only the most pathetically stereotypical of THOSE :-)

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    10. Re:Stupid Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To all you PoliCorrect assholes, I guess the moderation speaks for itself.

    11. Re:Stupid Idea by rsitech · · Score: 1

      For those of us who took the red pill the answer to why make a watch like this is obvious. We are all part of a big computer game and why convert it to decimal in the first place.

  13. This is cool... by Linux+Freak · · Score: 2

    But yeah, blinking led's would be far cooler. ;-) I wonder how long it would take to get quick at telling the time at a glance? The digits are not grouped in 4 bits (which would have made it easier but subject to overflow). 4, 5, 5.

    1. Re:This is cool... by Ardax · · Score: 1

      I doesn't take too awful long to get used to it. I was running the Gnome Binary Clock applet and could read it at a glance.

      Only a hair harder than reading an analog clock. Possibly more so if you don't do binary well.

      The watch looks pretty cool. I agree though, that blinking LEDs would have been kick ass.

      Now, if only I could find a nice, relatively unintrusive binary clock for Windows.

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  14. The time is by LSD-OBS · · Score: 1

    23:59:50 on the pictures.

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  15. Re:Forget the binary one - check out the infrared by tekmate · · Score: 1

    They must be working with Microsoft on that one.

  16. I don't trust that site. by xutopia · · Score: 1

    Anyone that looks at the pictures sees that it is a 3D rendered image not a real picture. I look at the site design and anyone could have made that site.

    I like the idea of a binary watch. I prefer hex personally but hey! : )

    Who would buy from a site with their online catalogue being only 3D studio max renditions?

  17. I hate to nitpick... by seldolivaw · · Score: 1

    But the word "gay" is not an insult...

    1. Re:I hate to nitpick... by TheRain · · Score: 1

      it is to people who think it is.

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  18. But does it also do metric time? by line-bundle · · Score: 1

    Does it do metric time.

    Web site for that is http://zapatopi.net/metrictime.html

  19. Too good to be true..? by ChrisX · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is, if you're not Swedish."

    The Swedes are well known to believe anything you say to them. It is a well known fact both in Denmark and Norway.

    ChrisX

  20. For you lazy people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  21. Why do I need a watch, binary or not? by selectspec · · Score: 1, Funny

    The little bar at the bottom of my screen has the time.

    Which also leeds to the question, why do I need to wear pants? My cube desk pretty much covers the lower half of my body.

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    1. Re:Why do I need a watch, binary or not? by dbowden · · Score: 2
      The little bar at the bottom of my screen has the time

      Yeah, but does it show the time in binary, using little blinky LEDs, like mine does?

      Incidentally, I also think that the LEDs would make a far cooler watch than the LCD display with 1's and 0's.

      Hmmm.... maybe I should just make one.

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    2. Re:Why do I need a watch, binary or not? by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      Ah, but yours shows the time in BCD which is MUCH easier to read than Binary. e.g. 36 minutes is 0011 1010 in bcd, nice and easy, but 100100 in binary which takes more than a glance to read.
      Your bcd led display is much nicer than their binary lcd display, and much easier to read.

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  22. Fsck! Why not a Hex Watch by marat · · Score: 1

    My favorite time format is
    d2x(date('B'))'.'d2x((time('S')*65536%86400),4)
    (this is REXX). Currently it's B26C9.AA7F A.D.

    1. Re:Fsck! Why not a Hex Watch by Britney · · Score: 1, Funny
      Every secretary using MSWord wastes enough resources
      to feed at least one child in Africa...

      Hey, I'm a secretary, and have enough resources to feed 2 children (African or not) at a time: One on the left, one on the right.

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  23. Re:Nitpick part II by Tet · · Score: 1
    HH:MM:SS time is actually called "sexagesimal."

    Plus, of course, the watch isn't even true binary. It's binary coded sexagesimal. There used to be an X11 clock (I cant' remember what it was called) that showed the time in thousandths of a day. Now that'd be a truly geeky watch...

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  24. You just have to love the infra-red model by thunderbee · · Score: 1

    Nice joke, but the website design could have been a tad better, if only to look more real.

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  25. Hang on... by cthugha · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Is that display little-endian or big-endian? Or will you be able to change endian mode? Or buy a separate model for each, maybe?

    1. Re:Hang on... by gazbo · · Score: 1

      Hey, if you could change it from big->little endian and back, it wouldn't matter if you woke up with a hangover and accidentally put the watch on upside down.

    2. Re:Hang on... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Yeah, have a changeable mode. What a great idea.

      Until some prankster switches it around during the night, and you turn up to work 5 months late...

  26. US Dollar Conversion by JabberWokky · · Score: 4, Informative
    Quite cool. It's now on my christmas wish list. For those in the US or who are conversant with US$ exchange for their local currency, they are US$ 27.92. Not bad.

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    1. Re:US Dollar Conversion by Brummund · · Score: 1

      Just wait. Soon enough we'll put on a troll sticker or something, and we'll charge you $75 for a unique time piece from the modern Norway.

      :)

    2. Re:US Dollar Conversion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about canadian currency?

  27. Nice, but what I realy want is a fuzzy watch. by HuskyDog · · Score: 5, Interesting
    On KDE there is a thing called "fuzzy clock" which tells you the time in words to an accuracy of 5 minutes (mine currently says "Ten past one").

    Does anyone know of a watch that does this?

    1. Re:Nice, but what I realy want is a fuzzy watch. by jfunk · · Score: 2

      I love that one.

      Someone at my office saw my screen one time and said, "cool, you have a slacker clock!"

      Indeed.

    2. Re:Nice, but what I realy want is a fuzzy watch. by cmclean · · Score: 2, Funny
      Does anyone know of a watch that does this?

      Yep, I've got one. It only has an hour hand.

      Someone: What's the time?
      Me: Errrm, about half two. Probably.

      cmclean

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    3. Re:Nice, but what I realy want is a fuzzy watch. by wossName · · Score: 1

      Years ago I saw an ad in a german magazine for a "color clock".
      The clock face was 12 (or 6, I'm not sure) colored sectors and the hands were replaced by a disc with one sector cut out.
      I thought it was a stupid idea. When someone asks for the time you'd answer "well, it's almost red, but we still have a bit of yellow left" ?

      Now a hexadecimal clock I'd buy immediately. :)

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    4. Re:Nice, but what I realy want is a fuzzy watch. by Banjonardo · · Score: 1
      lol! Reading your post, I read:

      On KDE there is a thing called "fuzzy cock"

      Jeez. Slashdot is bad for the eyesight.

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  28. want by ma2tias · · Score: 1

    How about a clock that shows the number of seconds since the Epoch in binary 32 bit format?

    1. Re:want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better make that 64bit

    2. Re:want by ma2tias · · Score: 1

      Why not let the clock just self-destruct when it overflows. It would be more cool and attractive.

  29. Re:Nitpick part II by thing12 · · Score: 3, Informative

    1/1000th of a day is a Swatch .beat that they use in their 'Internet Time'. You can buy all sorts of Swatches that will display the time in .beats (@500 == 12:00 noon in their system).

  30. Fake by dabadab · · Score: 1

    As the pictures are apparently CG I would say that this is fake - someone is having fun :)

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    1. Re:Fake by danslemur · · Score: 0

      And there's that bloody promotional video, which I can't understand at all. If anyone knows norwegian, can they please translate the script? I don't even understand the purpose of the "acting" scenes in it. Where was the watch? Why did they try to reenact The Matrix? I've seen that a dozen more times than I absolutely needed to, thanks.

  31. Got the Time? by glowingspleen · · Score: 2, Redundant

    "Hey buddy, what time is it?"

    "It's 110101000100101101000101"

    "Nevermind then."

    1. Re:Got the Time? by Nepre · · Score: 1

      The pictures they show on the web site have a button labeled "binary". I'm willing to bet that this toggles the binary mode.

      That way you can read the time in HH:MM:SS, and then switch over to binary in time to scare your coworkers...

    2. Re:Got the Time? by droleary · · Score: 1

      For the grave implications:

      s/buddy/sexy

  32. What We REALLY Need by Scottaroo · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Binary is OK, but what we really need is a watch that count telling UNIX time - seconds since the epoch.

    "Do you have the time?"

    "Yeah, it's 2,000,230,293"

    "Go away."

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  33. Level of fuzziness by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 4, Funny

    My clock is fuzzier than yours... right now the time is "End of week".

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    1. Re:Level of fuzziness by danslemur · · Score: 0

      I need one of those. My clock is of the fuzzy-broken variety, which is of course right twice a day, and the rest of the time it's off by an average of 3.5 hours.

    2. Re:Level of fuzziness by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      3.5? I think you mean 3. The error grows linearly at first, from zero to 6 hours, for an average of 3. Then it shrinks linearly, again for an average of 3.

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  34. Analog watch by wiredog · · Score: 2

    You know, the kind with hands pointing at numbers that are scattered about a dial? They used to be fairly common, and are why you hear about "half past" the hour or "quarter til" the hour. They are also why we use AM/PM instead of 24 hour clocks.

    1. Re:Analog watch by netsharc · · Score: 0

      Also, having a digital watch doesn't make a difference, you'd still be unhappy. (from HHGTG , rest in peace.)

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  35. Heh by Moghedien · · Score: 1

    An article on ITAvisen.no claims that IBM is considering to bundle this watch with new computers in the Asian market.

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  36. My wife loves this watch! by snatchitup · · Score: 1

    Now I last longer in the sack.....

    Darling, I hope I wasn't too much of an animal last night for those 101 mintes.

  37. Time as switches by fluor2 · · Score: 1

    Would be cool if it could have physical switches who moved on/off. :-)

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    1. Re:Time as switches by danslemur · · Score: 0

      Ow. that would hurt, man. the stopwatch would be a miniature sanding tool. Thanks, but i prefer to not have it look like there's a rabid mouse up my sleeve.

  38. Cost by HavokDevNull · · Score: 1


    $11111010 Norway Kroner = $11011.1011100 United States
    </troll>

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  39. Glem aldri by imrdkl · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In Sweden we often poke fun at the Norwegians

    As a guest of the norwegians, I find it amusing that they were given the hardest, rockiest land in all of Sweden as their own, only to become the some of the most valuable land on earth, because of the oil, gas, fish, and other wealth just off the shoreline.

    It's lots of fun tho, the tit-for-tat between them and you. I saw a widely circulated map the other day which shows scandanavia without sweden. Very popular here.

    Closest thing to it in the States that I can think of is the ongoing rivalry between Oklahoma and Texas. (although there is probably more physical violence in that one, heh.)

    Stillig klokke, dudes.

    1. Re:Glem aldri by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      The rivalry nowadays seems mostly to be Swedes
      making fun of Norwegians (knowing Norway is slightly
      better ;). Why else would so many people move to
      Norway to set up shops?

      I agree with an earlier poster that the watch would have
      been cooler if it displayed hex, though..

    2. Re:Glem aldri by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

      Actually, there's a lot of ribbing between people of Denmark, Norway, Sweden and Finland. Still is to day this, I believe. :-)

    3. Re:Glem aldri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Why else would so many people move to
      Norway to set up shops?

      Norwegians being so dumb that they buy anything?

      /Swede

    4. Re:Glem aldri by ymgve · · Score: 1

      Oh - it's worse than that. They don't even have to move to Norway now. Just set up a shop right next to our border, and you will be overrun by Norwegians overnight. You don't need to come to us - we'll more than gladly come to you!

      (The cause of all this madness is that alcoholic beverages and meat cost much less in Sweden than in Norway. And we don't have Red Bull here either, but the Swedes do. Lucky bastards...)

    5. Re:Glem aldri by vidarh · · Score: 2
      We weren't "given" anything from Sweden. Norway was under Swedish rule from 1814 to 1905 because Norway was given to the Swedes as a punishment for Denmark for supporting Napoleon in the Napoleonic wars.

      Before then Norway was under Danish rule from the 1300's, and prior to that it was a sovereign monarchy.

    6. Re:Glem aldri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Here is the future map of Norway if the ppl in SNAFTOS (Secret Norwegian Army For Taking Over Sweden) get it their way.

    7. Re:Glem aldri by jandrese · · Score: 2

      I think the rivalry is more pronounced between the English and French parts of Canada. Granted I only saw this from one side of the coin when I lived in Calgary, but it was certainly there.

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    8. Re:Glem aldri by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Lucky? I don't think so. Red Bull tastes like bull's piss.

    9. Re:Glem aldri by imrdkl · · Score: 1
      Mod parent up. He's right, of course. I'm just another tourist in the land of the vikings. But it's still fun to watch. And it is like some state to state rivalries in the US. And no we don't forget that the nations are sovreign, so dont go there please, we're sensitive right now.

      Anyways, I have trouble believing that there were no border discussions when Sweden, uh, abdicated. Maybe I'll ask my wife.

  40. It's real, but not as cool looking as the renders. by mtm · · Score: 4, Informative

    You can find a real shot here.

    Plain 'ol LCD stuff. Still pretty cool for the price though.

  41. Re:Nitpick part II by war2k1 · · Score: 1

    the other cool part is that the .beat thing is also a timezone-less time. @500 is 1200 GMT, @999 is 2359 GMT.

    kinda a sad part to it, it used to be one of the ways that the time was displayed on cnn.com (a fairly mainstream site, if I had to find one) but when the internet bubble started to collapse, then they removed it in favor of more traditional time stuff.

    oh well. It would be cool to have a global timesystem that gained wide use. I tried setting my personal time to GMT once, but it was kinda tough always having to subtract 8 (or 7 in the summer) whenever someone asked me the time. Wellm to be honest, every once in a while, if i was in a surly mood, I would just give them the time in GMT when they ask.

    but then again, i'm a bit of a jerk.

  42. There is a real shot on the site by mtm · · Score: 1

    You can find it here .

    The promotional video is pretty funny too (in an MST3K, bad movie kinda way...).

  43. Enoch by Shanep · · Score: 1

    I have been wanting a watch that displays Unix Enoch time in decimal seconds.

    Set to GMT, it would be a real internet time.

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    1. Re:Enoch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Enoch" ? Let's see, there's...

      http://www.suzanneenoch.com/

      Clearly one of the giants of our age, and she's obviously Internet-aware. But does she really deserve her own time?

      (The word is "epoch," pronounced EH-pok in Amurrican and EE-pok in English.)

    2. Re:Enoch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the hell is "Unix Enoch" and why is his time so special ;) ??

      Seriously dude, it's "epoch".

    3. Re:Enoch by Shanep · · Score: 1

      Whoops, I should get more sleep I think.

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  44. Hoax. by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 1

    That's my bet, either that or complete vapor. These pictures look like CGI to me, and the arrangement of the binary digits is just plain ugly. No prices, no shipping info... I say hoax.

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    1. Re:Hoax. by LordKariya · · Score: 1

      This post could be entirely informative and accurate, but no one will see it because it's at -1.

      If you're going to mod something down, maybe read it first ?

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  45. Wrong Time by devnullkac · · Score: 4, Funny

    The displays on the models shown are all showing:

    10111
    111011
    110010

    But every watch marketer knows that you should be showing:

    01010
    001010
    000000

    which is 10:10 AM. Apparently it's recommended for digital watches as well, so I don't see why they shouldn't use it for binary watches.

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    1. Re:Wrong Time by gTsiros · · Score: 0

      10:10 on an analog watch makes the hands appear like a smile. Important for a potential customer. On a digital clock, however, i don't think it is important. Why they use it on lcd watches (with numbers) can be explained as follows: Someone got the marketing idea to display 10:10 on analog watches. It stuck and at some point the seller, who just knows to set any watch he wants to sell to display 10:10, doesn't think that this is irrelevant when you got to do with an electronic watch. now if you could hack your way in the watch and make it display 5318008, that would be l33t...

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    2. Re:Wrong Time by gTsiros · · Score: 0

      No, wait, that was stupid. On an electronic watch it doesn't matter, because as long as it shows the time, it is running. On a watch with (physical) hands, it can stay put.

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    3. Re:Wrong Time by hysterik · · Score: 1

      Its been awhile since I've done anything with binary, but does their example translate to

      23
      5950

      11:59:50PM?

      My uber watch is the one that will do the time in decimal, hex, binary, and octal.

    4. Re:Wrong Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about those plastic stickers they put on digital alarm clocks at radio shack, etc...? IIRC those are printed as 10:10 also.

    5. Re:Wrong Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for anyone who cares, put 55378008 into a calculator and turn it upside down to see what the fucker means.

  46. Great Virus Game!!! by squaretorus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is cool. Sending virii to each others watches! It'd work like this:

    I set up my virus to give the message 'all your squares are belong to torus' and walk about with my watch blasting that out in IR. Any other watch I pass gets infected with the virus!

    Then everytime a watch links to a base unit it puts all its messages (along with where they are geographically) into a website.

    I can call up 'all your squares are belong to torus' and see how far its spread.

    I walk past someone on a street in London who flies off to Tokyo and goes dancing allnight - soon most of Japan is infected with 'all your squares are belong to torus'. How cool a game is that! I'd play!

    The best locations to get your virus to would be Antrctica and the ISS I'd have thought. Oh, and Manchester.

    1. Re:Great Virus Game!!! by YKnot · · Score: 1

      That would indeed be an interesting device, if only for learning and teaching about viral infection patterns. It could involve some sort of core wars style selection mechanism. Geek dreams...

    2. Re:Great Virus Game!!! by Brento · · Score: 2

      I walk past someone on a street in London who flies off to Tokyo and goes dancing allnight - soon most of Japan is infected with 'all your squares are belong to torus'. How cool a game is that! I'd play!

      Sadly, that's not much different from the STD situation, except that you don't want to have your name on the "high scoring" boards.

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    3. Re:Great Virus Game!!! by Russ+Steffen · · Score: 1

      The big problem that I see is that throughout the world there's maybe five or six people that would actually want to own a watch like this. Unless they all get together for some sort of Stupid Watch Owner Support Group it will be dificult to infect them all.

    4. Re:Great Virus Game!!! by YKnot · · Score: 1

      One would have to add some sex related feature to make it attractive to non-geeks. Or one could make it mandatory for sex-ed that kids wear these gadgets so they can learn about how STDs spread. Add an "infected" led that only lights up after some time has passed since the infection. Either way, sex is the key to success. I'm sorry if this comment made anyone feel uncomfortable.

  47. How useful though? by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

    This has a GREAT geekness factor, but it's not hugely practical really. Instead of a quick 1/2 second (0.101 in binary) glance at the watch to see what the time is, you'll now have to stare at it for several seconds to work out what the time is. The hours wouldn't be too bad, but the minutes and seconds would be up to 6 digits each, and how many of us can convert a 6 digit binary number instantly - ok you could probably do it quite rapidly with practice, but you'd never be able to tell the time as quicky as glancing at normal digital or analogue hands.

    .

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    1. Re:How useful though? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You moron. Do you even know how binary works? Do you think that since 101 is 5 in binary, that if you put it after the decimal point it is magically 0.5? To get one half in binary, it is just 0.1, since 2^(-1) is 0.5.

  48. Aaaaargh! by the+bluebrain · · Score: 1

    (Disclaimer: The following is IMHO)

    Well they got this one wrong. Seven-segment displays for binary numbers? So they might be taking the piss with that, but they could at least offer up a true binary watch at the same time.
    All it would need is 17 binary indicators, or three seven-segment display units (which would leave 4 bits over, for ... oh, a game, perhaps?)

    Swatch did ".beat"-time, but the maximum would be ".otherBeat" with 1024 beats per day ( ... new idea? GPL it. This post counts as prior art :)

    Gah. If you want something done properly ...

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    1. Re:Aaaaargh! by danslemur · · Score: 0

      that swatch .beat watch is, uhh, something alright. I tried using the "internet time converter", and it told me that noon converts to @791 beats. Didn't they say that the day is divided up into 1000 beats? Sheesh. I know the days are getting shorter, but c'mon... I'm definitely not a morning person, and considering only 219/1000 beats of the day would then exist afternoon, I'll be in trouble.

    2. Re:Aaaaargh! by the+bluebrain · · Score: 1

      Errr ... no time-zones. Midnight = 000.beat only in Biel/Bienne, Switzerland. Farked-up, eh? But it does mean that 123.beat for you = 123.beat for me too, regardless of where we are.
      (Still think 1024 would have been better, though. I mean, 1000 = 23 x 53, and I've only got two hands (for the fives), whereas 1024 = 210, and I have exactly 10 fingers. Woo)

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    3. Re:Aaaaargh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seven segment? The pictures I checked out looked like they were made out of pixels (I assumed that was what "matrix" referred to).

    4. Re:Aaaaargh! by the+bluebrain · · Score: 1

      I was referring to the demo, which is seven-segment. The actual watch is 15 pixels per digit, but the point is that the watch is displaying the arabic numerals "0" and "1". My point is that I only need one pixel per bit.

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  49. Nitpick part III by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    @500 is 1200 GMT, @999 is 2359 GMT

    I'm not too familiar with "beat time" or whatever, but technically, 999 would probably be 23:58:33.6 GMT, since each beat(?) is 1 minute, 26.4 seconds.

  50. poor Ostfriesen by citricacid · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    ...we often poke fun at the Norwegians (like the Germans do to the Ostfriesen)

    Is this only funny if you're American?

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  51. Norwegian sin? by kluro · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Cool idea, but why this cheezy pr0n movie music in the video clip?

  52. I say this product has a market for by cecil36 · · Score: 1

    ...I don't know, 1000 geeks perhaps? Only thing I care about when it comes to time is that it's correct for where I'm at, and that if someone asks me for it, I can use my social engineering skills to give them the time in a way they can understand.

  53. BCD vs binary (was Re:This is cool...) by pastie · · Score: 1
    I doesn't take too awful long to get used to it. I was running the Gnome Binary Clock applet and could read it at a glance.


    If it's the same one that I am thinking of, that's a BCD clock and not binary (seconds since Unix epoch? ;)

    I have a BCD watch with flashing LEDs, which is made by Citizen (an `Independent 1481010 model'). It was only available in Japan, and I can't find any pages or pictures of it right now, so you'll just have to take my word for it.

    BCD is easy enough to read once you get the hang of it, but I think the extra level of complexity of a real binary number-of-seconds-since-01/01/1970 watch will be too much to cope with.

    Having said that, I'll probably get one anyway to add to my collection ;)
    1. Re:BCD vs binary (was Re:This is cool...) by Ardax · · Score: 1

      Whoops, my bad. Yeah, it's a BCD clock. Yeah, inary seconds-since-epoch would be damn difficult to read. :-)

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  54. Fake? Dunno. I have one for a couple of years now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got it for Christmas a long time ago. Didn't look to cool (cheap case), but hey, it was binary. The digits looked like a couple of slashes, forward and backward so they made nice looking trangles:

    /\/\

  55. Is it real? by Sven+Tuerpe · · Score: 1

    Mh, the pictures look like coming from a ray tracer. Does this watch exist or is this just a funny Web page?

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  56. It's KRONER not KRONOR. by dizzy_p · · Score: 1

    Hi. The norwegian currency is "Norske Kroner" (NOK), not Norwegian Kronor.

    f*** the swedish :)

    --larsw.

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  57. Epoch by aprentic · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know of a watch that shows unix time?

    1. Re:Epoch by nomadic · · Score: 2

      Yep, that would come in handy.

      Bystander: Excuse me, do you have the time?
      Me: Yes, its been 1007744600 seconds since midnight of January 1st, 1970.
      Bystander: ...

  58. Yes this is a hoax by WorldSpawn · · Score: 1

    As if the renders weren't enough to prove it, how about this little tidbit from the "infrared watch" page:

    "This page is under construction
    In a few days we will present a complete new type of watch.
    This watch will communicate with other similar watches and
    send virus to each other."

    Run a whois on the domain. The registrants adress's don't match up with what's on the site, and the site is hosted in sweden. So I suppose it's just a swedish mockery of the norwegians.. :-)

    1. Re:Yes this is a hoax by WorldSpawn · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Correction: the domain is hosted in sweden. The actual site seems to be on a norwegian server. That's what I get for posting too fast :-)

  59. Ja Ha! by KarmaBlackballed · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In Sweden we often poke fun at the Norwegians (like the Germans do to the Ostfriesen)

    Ya, we make fun because their lederhosen have blue suspenders and the feather in their peter-pan style hat is mostly yellow. Our suspenders of course are green and our feather is red. Also, our wooden clogs are much better!

    And those Ostfriesen are ridiculous too. Can't stop ribbing them!

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  60. This is what I want.. by telstar · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'm waiting for the Binary Keyboard ... so I can sit back, and type my emails using my feet.

  61. Do slashdot editors randomly approve stories? by eclectric · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Heh, this is a poorly-executed hoax. Good to know that this company is working on a watch that can get the GonerWatch virus. Instead of the time, it'll flash "Hi" and if I press a button, it will blow up my wrist.

    feh. Two hoaxes in two days. Seriously, what would be the point of a binary watch?

  62. meanwhile... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thousands of compassionate citizens continue to give money, time and service to various charitable organizations in an attempt to help others that are less fortunate. Most of these whom have given so freely (and in complete anonymity) of themselves do indeed notice the ironic way that those who are so free with supporting tax funded (as in coercion and violence) and inefficient methods of 'welfare' that basically just support the status quo and the politicians (at all levels) that gain by it like an old fashioned arms dealer sticking it to 'both' sides in a war... all of these supporters however do not ever give voluntarily. One quotes, "Why should I worry about them, after all I EARNED what I have and they are scum.... it is being 'taken care of' by my good buddies in the government. Oh wait, you are recording this? Then... I care deeply. I care more than those nasty freedom loving types that think that their free will and sovereignty are better than the state. Did you get that sir? Did I present my usual facade correctly in order to cover up the fact that I really don't give a crap?"

  63. World's Best Currency Converter by TheJoelMan · · Score: 1

    I just wanted to plug my currency converter browser button because it rocks. http://www.joelman.com/currency

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  64. I like this... by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

    In a week I'll be reading it faster than I can read analogs. Geesh, analog is medieval...

    I'm considering building a wall model. :-)

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  65. soooooo provincial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    the people who perpetuate these pointless rivalries think the rest of the world wants to hear about them.

    nobody cares, they're boring.

    and if you had a good sense of your own identity, you wouldn't cling to this aspect of group membership either.

    1. Re:soooooo provincial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats insightful. A shadow talking about sense of identity. Bwhahahahahahaha.

  66. Is This a Public Company? by ReidMaynard · · Score: 1

    Where can I short their stock?

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  67. Whimps... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Real men use octal

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  68. Rendering by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    Very nice renderings I would say.

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  69. Another idea by axelriet · · Score: 1

    They should make a watch that displays a GUID, making each instant truly unique.

  70. Re:Nitpick Redux by Speare · · Score: 3, Interesting

    HH:MM:SS time is actually called "sexagesimal."

    Yes, it is called sexagesimal, but that's a misnomer. It's three decimal components with distinct modulo periods.

    For mathematicians, sexagesimal numbering would use sixty different digit symbols, for every component. The Babylonians used sexagesimal numbering for a range of things, not just counting minutes, but that's where we got the hour/minute/second convention.

    Someone below also mentioned that the watch is "binary coded sexagesimal". That's closer to the mark, as the minutes and seconds digits are shown in distinct groupings of six binary digits (wasting four permutations for 60, 61, 62, 63). It does not count for the hours position, though, as that is shown with only five binary digits.

    A twelve-hour system would be "binary coded duodecimal," but the watch appears to use a twenty-four hour system which would be called "binary coded tetravigesimal."

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  71. Re:Nitpick part II by FlowerPotAdmin · · Score: 1

    Of course if you really do prefer binary, you can divide the day into 2^N equal time segments. This way your binary watch can also function as a relatively understandable progress bar of the time of day.

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  72. bah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll be waiting for the analog version, with one pointer thing going round/12h, and a couple smaller ones going twise the angular speed the previous one has.

  73. That's nothing! by jeff67 · · Score: 1

    this page tells about their next project: a watch that can transmit viruses to other watches! I want one!

  74. Ha! A real geek's watch... by clintp · · Score: 1
    would have displayed the in Octal or Hex saving valuable display space for other information.

    At the tone the time will be A F and 31 seconds. beep

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  75. Re:Nitpick part II by Howie · · Score: 2

    the other cool part is that the .beat thing is also a timezone-less time. @500 is 1200 GMT, @999 is 2359 GMT.

    Why is that cool? When I say something happens at @500, you then need to translate that to, lets see, maybe 4 am your time to figure out if it was light or dark. I suppose if it really was universal, so you knew what time dawn, dusk, lunch and midnight are where you are, it might be OK, but otherwise it's annoying.

    I guess these are the same sorts of arguments people have against metric weights and measures, to some degree.

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  76. land rivalry-- Alaska & Texas by delorean · · Score: 1
    OK and TX? Maybe in football.


    A real rivalry exists in the mind of Alaskans, though Texans are totally unaware of it.


    Texan: Y'all know Texas is the biggest state, right?

    Alaska: Only if you cut Alaska into three states, moron!


    Texan: ok... whatever....

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  77. Watch The Video!! by dwdyer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the looks of their video, they definitely need to hang out with some marketing folks, if only for a couple hours over a few beers. Still, the video has an enduring, ineffable charm. All the qualities of amateur pr0n. Without the pr0n. (Be sure to turn up the volume in order to hear the dialogue in the live-action scene -- unlike pr0n, the dialogue makes the magic.)

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  78. From the website... by Grape+Shasta · · Score: 1
    "DISPLAY FUNCTION : Binary and Normal"

    I think that sums it up pretty nicely. You can have normal mode, or binary (abnormal; screwed up; what the hell do you want a binary watch for you freak?) mode.

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  79. Ok this is ultra dorky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok maybe you know 2 people that will get it. The rest will just be assured of your complete geekyness.
    Wearing one of these will most definatly scare away the last 2 girls who would even give you the time of day(no pun untended)

  80. Big or Little Endian? by Augustine_the_cat · · Score: 1
    You would think that anyone who is geek enough to make a binary watch would be geek enough to understand that the numbers are useless unless you say if they are big or little endian.

    Of course, confusion over the format could lead to some funny times...

  81. From RSI??? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2


    The Binary watch from RSI -- Perfect for the geek with RSI!

    Or will you just get carpal tunnel syndrome from wearing it?

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  82. Look what I found ... by shaunak · · Score: 1

    "Orbiting this at a distance of roughly 92 million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea."

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  83. Sorry for being a stupid American... by Zenjive · · Score: 1

    but, what in the hell is a "Ostfriesen"?

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    1. Re:Sorry for being a stupid American... by pne · · Score: 2

      what in the hell is a "Ostfriesen"?

      Someone from East Frisia, an area in the north-west of Germany (from the Dutch border along to coast up to maybe Bremen or so). There's also West Frisia (in the Netherlands) and North Frisia (up along the western coast of Germany from north of the Elbe river up to Denmark).

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    2. Re:Sorry for being a stupid American... by Teun · · Score: 2, Informative
      And there is Friesland outright, a Province in the North of Holland, known for green pastures with black and white cows and cities full of blue eyed blondes.....

      In Roman times the Frisian tribes lived from what is now northern France along the North Sea coast all the way up into Denmark. In Medievial times there once were to be 7 Frisian Kingdoms (or Islands). The Flag

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  84. Swedish sucker by realberen · · Score: 0

    In Norway, swedish people are concidered rather dumb. For instance, get the spelling of our currency (Kroner, not Kronor) right! ;)

  85. Re Blinking LEDs wouldn't work as well by jaseuk · · Score: 1

    To read it, you would need bi-colour LEDs..

    0101010

    or

    1 1 1 1

    Whats easier to read at a glance?

    Jason

  86. Epoch by redhog · · Score: 2

    Why _normal_time_ in binary, not miliseconds from The Epoch?

    May The TRue Time be with you!

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  87. goes with my PI ring by BrentRJones · · Score: 1

    I am selling a ring that projects on the wall PI to 85,000 digits. My web site is not up yet.

    If you want one by Christmas please sent $29.95 to
    Brent's PI ring
    P.O. Box 3.14....
    Chicago, IL 10010011001

    No shipping fees and I can promise you delivery before Christmas.

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  88. another binary wrist watch by dlbornke · · Score: 1

    There is another, cooler watch under
    http://www.websale.net/cgi/websale5.cgi?Ctx={m/w eb sale/m}{s/museumsmarket/s}{l/Deutsch/l}{g/1/g}{g/0 /g}{g/0/g}{p/0/p}{any/unt.htm/any}{i/0/i}{ctx/fffe cbc1/ctx}{st/15/st}{cmd/0/cmd}{ver/2/ver}{md5/2a63 7086c038e05b2feeac41c7d100f5/md5}&list-file=gesche .wsp

    looks much better than the screenshot suggests.

    Takes you some time to get used to it though :)

  89. Re:Glem aldri [I'm offtopic] by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

    Ohio-Michigan and Kentucky-Tennessee are pretty bad, too. Likewise Alabama and all other states in the south :)

  90. another binary wrist watch by dlbornke · · Score: 2, Informative

    there is another binary wrist watch at http://www.museumsmarket.de/ for about 40$. Have that watch for years. Looks much better than the photo suggests.
    After some time you can read the time as fast as you can read it from a normal watch.

  91. Left-aligned digits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Before it is actually produced, I would hope the trendy designer would be smart enough to ask a computer-literate person beforehand and *right align* the digits ( and replace the digits with lights, as already mentioned ).

    It's nice now that the world and his dog wants to be a geek, but they need to realise that should still ask us real geeks before doing anything technical.

  92. Promotional video by Leigh13 · · Score: 1


    Did anyone watch the promotional video?

    It's got the production quality of a middle-school extra credit assignment--though, maybe it's because the designers are just better engineers than they are video producers.

    - Leigh

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    What I should have said was nothing.
  93. Spartacus Backwards Clock by leighklotz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When I was growing up my parents had a Spartacus Backwards Clock, a popular item from the 1950's, I guess. Unfortunately for me, though, I am now completely broken about clockwise and counter-clockwise. I have gotten to where I can now figure it out, but it is definitely a cognitive task, not an immediate perception as it is with normal people.

    A friend reports a similar confusion with orange and purple, but it was purposefully engendered by her many cooperating (all older) siblings...

    1. Re:Spartacus Backwards Clock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didnt know what a backwards clock was, so I looked and found one here: http://www.collectoronline.com/XBid.asp?WCI=Bid&It emNo=27347

  94. Re:Nitpick part II by Brummund · · Score: 1

    But if you're trying to schedule something, like a clan meeting (I'm not talking about them white-clad texans here :) or a squadron-gathering , it's quite useful.

    All the invited parties only need to adjust to one "time zone", instead of trying to figure out what GMT+1 while winter time saving in Ulan Bator is FSCK-4. Next week someone schedules something at 0200 PST etc. Whatever. It seems cool. :)

  95. Norges v. Swedes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Sweden we often poke fun at the Norwegians (like the Germans do to the Ostfriesen)

    Yeah, have you heard de vun about de Norveegian terrorists?

    Dey took over a cessna and crashed it into a cemetary. Dey've recovered 234 bodies so far...

  96. Xchron: a color clock for your desktop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.aebius.com/rpm2html/contrib/libc5/i386/ xchrom-1.0.4-2.i386.html

  97. Swatch's "Internet time" by Animats · · Score: 2
    Swatch was pushing "Internet time" for a while. They divided days into 1000 beats, using local time at Biel, Switzerland (Swatch HQ) worldwide.

    Swatch started this in 1998, and you can still buy Swatch watches that use it, but it's only marginally more useful than the binary watch.

  98. Re:Nitpick part II by martyn+s · · Score: 1

    I don't see why you need swatch "beat" time to have a universal time system. The fact that 12 o'clock is noon is a little arbitrary. If noontime were called five o'clock all along you wouldn't think twice about it. I say that if everyone used the same time (say, greenwich mean time), then in two weeks we'd be pretty used to it and in a year we'll nearly have forgotten the whole thing.

  99. Vaporware obviously CGI rendered... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When will slashdot learn? These watches don't exists. Well ok they do inside 3DStudio max or some such proggy.

    Isnt it ironic - a binary watch that only exists in binary form...?!?

  100. Weird time... by Creepy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was half expecting to read 23:59:59 on the watch, but it reads 23:59:50. Didn't I hear Norway moved to a 50 second minute somewhere...

    hah - gotta get my slams on Norwegians when I can. I went to school with a girl who used the e-mail sig the Norwegan goddess, so we of course made fun of her as the Nor-WEGG-An goddess rather than the Nor-Weeg-An goddess. Ah, the good old days :)

    Anyhow, straying offtopic. Not much you can say about a friggin watch, tho (ooh - mine does base 2!).

    I can just imagine a conversation here:

    So, is there a time I can take you home and show you the true meaning of love?

    Scrawling on a bar napkin: 11001

    Um, is that supposed to be a time? It looks like you forgot the colon... what's the extra one for?

    It's in binary - see? Look at my watch.

    That's a weird watch... it looks like it's almost that time now... you're not trying to pull something over on me, are you?

    Naw. Ask one of your buddies over there, maybe they can figure it out.

    Smiling slyly - by the looks of things, it's almost that time now.

    I'm waiting...

    (asking buddies) What the f*ck is binary? For that matter, what the f*ck does 11011 mean in it?

    (shrugging) The heck if I know.

    Me either. Hey, your friend over there just headed out the door... did you get a phone number?

    Shit!

    (for the technically challenged or lazy, 11001 binary is 25 decimal [16+8+1=25] - thanks go out to the Dukes of Stratosphear [aka XTC] for their strange and weirdly inspiring song 25 O'Clock)

  101. Re:Nitpick Redux by HappyDrgn · · Score: 1

    Dude, you know way too much about clocks... hey wan't to fix the time on my VCR?

  102. Ummm . . . by _pi-away · · Score: 1

    Goddamn people, i know we're all nerds here, but that is amazingly lame. Find a willing girl (it will be tough if you're wearing that watch), have sex with her; i guarantee you won't want that watch anymore.

    --

    "The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw."
  103. Hi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please, learn the proper English plural of the word 'virus.'

    There's no need to be making up words in hopes of sounding smarter. You only end up looking silly.

  104. This concept has been around for a while. by markz · · Score: 1

    A couple years ago when I first started getting into watches I found the following:

    http://www.snoopy.net/jbc/

    http://www.electronicsusa.com/bc10.html

    http://www.california.com/~binard/java/Binclock. ht ml

    I actually used jbc on my desktop for a bit. Once you get used to it, it's not that hard to read. It may take some time to get used to it though....

    -Z

  105. "How queer" would be more appropriate by Milican · · Score: 2

    You're right gay is not the correct word. I mean no disrespect in saying this, but if he had said "how queer" that would have been more appropriate since one of the meanings of queer deals with the odd or unconventional. As we all know the word gay has several meanings, one of which is happiness another meaning deals with sexual orientation. On the other hand, one meaning of queer has to do with the unconventional. Another meaning of queer is geared towards those of the same sex. Therefore, many people cross the use of the slang term gay as a synonym for the "unconventional" since it is a synonym for sexual orientation. Obviously, this is incorrect because the watch can not be happy and cannot choose its fate as you have. However, we are free to label the watch as queer since it is very odd and very unconventional :)

    JOhn

    1. Re:"How queer" would be more appropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except most people don't use it as a synonym for "unconventional" ... they use it as a synonym for "lame" or "stupid" or "uncool". Which at its very best is homophobic (oh how I do wish there were a better word to mean 'anti-gay prejudice or bigotry', since I doubt 'fear' is in any way involved in this use of phrases like "That's so GAY"... more likely just insensitive ignorance and habitual anti-gayness).

  106. Re:Nitpick part II by Fjord · · Score: 2

    If you always used .beats, you would have to think about when light was, you'd know, the same way you don't have to think about when it is light now.

    When you go east or west, however, you may have problems

    --
    -no broken link
  107. Re:Nitpick part II - NOT GMT by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

    I have a Swatch .beat watch. I like the little animation that pops up after holding down the light button for a few seconds. Anyway...

    Even though the beat system is supposed to be used as a "world" time, it is not based upon good old GMT. Instead, the base time zone for beats is located in Switzerland, using Swatch headquarters as some sick, perverted prime meridian. Beat time is truly useless.

    Here is what I did with my .beat time: I synchronized it with my time zone, GMT-5, Eastern Standard. I could have used GMT, but it's not practical to me in day-to-day use. Now, when I see the beat time of @000, it's midnight EST. @500 is 12noon EST. Right now I can see that 75.9% of the day has passed.

  108. Watch your language by global_diffusion · · Score: 1

    Ever heard of a dictionary?

    1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
    2. Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry.
    3. Bright or lively, especially in color: a gay, sunny room.
    4. Given to social pleasures.
    5. Dissolute; licentious.


    Now, which definition of gay do you use? Hmm? It is neither 1) homosexual, 2)overly happy, 3)"bright or lively" (it's rather dark and crude), 4) a party watch, or 5) immoral.

    I hate to be a PC nag here, but there is a reason that many gay youth commit suicide. While it seams trivial to use gay in a derogatory fashion, it creates non-trivial psychological damage to homosexual youths, especially in the social climate we have here in the states.

    In the future, please watch your language. Would it be funny if I said, "Damn, what a nigger of a watch?"

  109. actually seems pretty cool by RestiffBard · · Score: 2

    I assume from what little they have at the website (haven't watched the movie yet) that you can switch from binary time to sexagesimal (i know i must have spelled that wrong) I actaully like the idea. I';m lousy at converting binary to decimal. This could be a great learning tool and nifty to boot.

    --
    - /* dead coders leave no comments */
  110. How is it read by jquirke · · Score: 1

    Just a question, how is the time encoded?

    Is it seperately hours, minutes, seconds?

    I hope so, otherwise calculating the time would be much more difficult.

    In the picture, there are 5/6/6 binary digits.
    It's most likely hhhhhmmmmmmssssss
    (maximum values 31,63,63 [24 hour time])
    So the time is 01:00:31? Am I correct?

  111. eh... by _avs_007 · · Score: 1

    I hate to be a PC nag here, but there is a reason that many gay youth commit suicide. While it seams trivial to use gay in a derogatory fashion, it creates non-trivial psychological damage to homosexual youths, especially in the social climate we have here in the states.

    In the future, please watch your language. Would it be funny if I said, "Damn, what a nigger of a watch?"


    And for the longest time Dork and Geek referred to Penis and Clown who bit off chicken heads. The slang term for its most common meaning was not a formal definition. As for your last comment being funny... Funny you should mention that... When I lived in LA, people actually have used that EXACT SAME SENTENCE... You'd be surprised at the multitude of meanings words like that can have.

  112. Forget Binary -- Seconds Since Epoch! by namespan · · Score: 2

    None of this binary stuff for me -- too complicated. What I need is a watch that will give me the seconds since Jan 1, 1970!

    1007771123
    1007771124
    1007771125
    1007771126....

    Maybe I can just get a watch that has a perl interpreter:

    perl -e "while() {print time; sleep(1);} "

    A thought.

    --
    Libertarianism is rich wolves and poor sheep playing gambler's ruin for dinner.
  113. which is a dumb thing to think by |_uke · · Score: 1

    Actually if you ignore the fact 'gay' and 'queer' are now considered synonym's for being homosexual... they used to have totally seperate meanings...

    gay meaning happy... "showing cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement" or "Bright or lively, especially in color"

    and queer meaning something that is quite odd or out of the ordinary.

    But anyways... calling someting gay could be considered quite the complement. So this could mean that this binary watch is bright and lively... or rather cheerful :)

    So next time someone calls you gay... you might as well say in return: "What a queer comment, I am not at all happy right now... but thanks for the complement"

    eraa okay.. I think I am tired :)

    --
    Luke