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Latest WinWorm Spreads Via ICQ And Outlook

mgooderum was among the many to write in about yet another snippet of malice making the Windows desktop rounds: "The latest email virus -- 'Goner' -- is apparently running around this morning (AP news story on Iwon here - no login needed). The virus is a typical worm that spreads via attachments and user's address books. It appears as a message with an attachment that starts: 'How are you ? When I saw this screen saver I immediately thought about you...' Goner is apparently non-destructive other than the normal DoS issues with the load from it forwarding itself everywhere. What's moderately unique are two features. One is its ability to replicate via ICQ as well as the usual Outlook and Outlook Express. Two is its small size -- it has a packed form that is only 159 bytes. Symantec has details here; McAfee has details here." Update: 12/04 21:57 GMT by T : That should read 159 kilobytes. And as many posters have pointed out, "destructive" is in the eye of the beholder.

598 comments

  1. NOT! by aitala · · Score: 5, Informative

    It is not non-destructive - it tries to delete anti-virus and firewall software.

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    1. Re:NOT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This Virus apparently seeks out the location your AV executable resides in, And deletes everything in that folder, So...If your NAV.EXE runs from \system32 , Can be messy

    2. Re:NOT! by Bwana · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Correctamundo. I think the article needs an update. This payload is not non-destructive:

      from symantec

      Once the registry key has been added, the worm will try to delete files of common anti-virus and firewall products. If the files are in use and cannot be deleted, the worm will create the file %SYSTEM%\Wininit.ini, which causes the files to be deleted when the computer restarts.

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  2. Just got goner here by monkeyfamily · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is the first office I've seen grind to a halt because of an Outlook worm - but then, none of the other places I've temped have been so totally MS-centric. I think I'm the only one left with email access, as I'm using the mozilla client.

    1. Re:Just got goner here by vought · · Score: 1
      It's not just MS-specific.

      It's Windows specific.


      Happily using MS Office v.X for OS X along with Outlook for Exchange on a Macintosh. No virus here.

    2. Re:Just got goner here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And just how the hell did it grind your office to a halt? Was everyone dumb enough to open the email then call IT?

      Grief! We sent out a security advisory and had 1 (one!) person out of 2500+ open it. Sort your internal policies out, or get smarter workers!

    3. Re:Just got goner here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Outlook Express doesn't seem have a problem on my Sparc either :)

    4. Re:Just got goner here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's hit our servers so hard here (Stanislaus County Government), that our admin's have shut down the servers... Everyone here uses Outlook and we've been down for hours now.

    5. Re:Just got goner here by monkeyfamily · · Score: 1

      Enough dummies existed for the IT department to shut down the fileserver and exchange server while they made the rounds of PCs and searched for telltale files. And guess where everyone stores all the important files they need to work? Yup, probably pretty silly of them to use the same machine for fileserving and for exchange, but that's not my problem. You saw that little word "temp" in my post, didn't you? ;^)

  3. Small size a bonus? by oliana · · Score: 1

    I would think that a virus that is intending to bog a system would want to be large...

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    1. Re:Small size a bonus? by rediguana · · Score: 1

      ... unless the initial infector is small, and then the main payload is transferred after infection. Would allow it to more quickly spread, and then when it becomes fully operational it could have an even more dramatic effect bogging down systems.

    2. Re:Small size a bonus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do not have a weiner, do you? Otherwise you would have gotten the JOKE.

  4. Maybe @Home's demise is okay... by javaaddikt · · Score: 2, Funny

    considering I've received 20 virus-laden emails through my @home account in a matter of days.

    1. Re:Maybe @Home's demise is okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank your God they were not bin-laden.

      (Sorry.) :)

  5. that should be kbytes. Less impressive. n/t by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    blank fill for the stupid software. I said n/t, didnt i?

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  6. What? Still? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't everyone get the memo that opening attachments is a really dumb idea? I'm attaching the original message:

  7. Pretty impressive for 159 bytes by RichMan · · Score: 1

    Is this really 159 bytes or does this packet pull something else down?
    If this is 159 bytes of visual basic it is a good thing Forth is not a standard .NET language.

    1. Re:Pretty impressive for 159 bytes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's 159 Kilobytes.

    2. Re:Pretty impressive for 159 bytes by choprboy · · Score: 1

      Nope. As usual, the submitters scribble stuff down and Timothy don't bother to check the facts. The packed form (the attachment) is roughly 38K in size, unpacked it is 159KB in size.

  8. hit off the left bow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    my office was hit, since we saw the multiple emails with Hi we obvious knew that it was a virus. It more of a dll that vbs, using the screensaver extention. Its a little hard to screen than a vbs script

    1. Re:hit off the left bow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's written in VB, not VBScript. There's a big difference. For one thing, VB is actually a more-or-less compiled language, while VBS is its poor cousin. Both of them still suck, though.

  9. Started here at 16:30ish GMT by class_A · · Score: 2, Informative

    Got the first attachment at around 16:30 GMT - suspected by the wording of the email that it was a virus.

    Mailed tech support and didn't get a response. Great.

    It seems some people even ran the attachment more than once - probably trying to get the screensaver to work :-)

    It only seems to have copied to the first entry in our network wide address book, unfortunately it begins "#All" - ah well, my Macs are safe at least

    1. Re:Started here at 16:30ish GMT by bark76 · · Score: 1

      I've received the email 2 dozen times at least now. I didn't open the attachment because the wording of the email looks like a rewrite of the SirCam message.

    2. Re:Started here at 16:30ish GMT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Got the first attachment at around 16:30 GMT - suspected by the wording of the email that it was a virus.

      It was pretty obvious to me that it was a virus.

      • 1. It had an inane message.

      • 2. It had an attachment.
        3. I simultaneously received it from a gazillion people.

      Yeah it's a virus. I setup a rule to auto-delete any future email messages with this virus' text.

      I'm still flabbergasted at how many people willingly double click on anything that comes into their inbox. Please use some sense people!

  10. That's Why We Get Paid... by Electric+Angst · · Score: 2

    Shit. I still have people getting Melissa and Nimbda here at work. (Matter-of-fact, I spent hald an hour just yesterday clearing a machine from its second infection.) A 159 byte virus? Using a sentimental pick-up line? I'm going to be busy...

    Yes, I know user education and antivirus software would help stop this, but I'm in no position to get those kinds of things done here.

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    1. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by CoolVibe · · Score: 2, Informative
      Even _after_ education, users remain stupid. They are almost like computers, they do what you say, but not what you mean.

      *sigh*

    2. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by ByTor-2112 · · Score: 1

      Haven't you seen those CDW commercials.. "I opened that email virus JUST like you told us not to.

      Those commercials aren't funny to you and me because they aren't true :)

    3. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by monkeydo · · Score: 1
      user education and antivirus software would help stop this

      If you don't have antivirus software you deserve to be infected. If you are in charge and you don't deploy it, you should be fired. You are aware that there are free antivirus packages aren't you?

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    4. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by Moonshadow · · Score: 2

      Even worse. I live in a dorm, and regularly play around on the network. There are probably 900 computers with shared resources in a 90.xxx - 100.xxx block here on campus. About 600 of those have read-only unprotected resources, to share with the general public. You can't imagine how many Nimda emails I've seen in those directories. College students love screensavers. This one's going to be a booger.

      Anyone know if this one attacks Tiny Personal Firewall? That's my standard installation when I set people up in the dorms.

      I'm not even on the IT staff - just a student with a reputation for knowing how to fix computers. People knock on my door at 4:00 AM to fix their printer. Lord help me with this one.

    5. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by peccary · · Score: 2

      Lord help me...

      Why, what's your beef? Don't have a cow -- you're in gravy, man! Just put up a little sign that says "GONER REPAIR: $10". It only takes five minutes to fix. Script it, put it on a floppy and carry it with you, and you can clean it up in two minutes flat.

    6. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by Electric+Angst · · Score: 1

      You didn't read my comment, did you? The machines I manage all have ant-virus software (they're pretty low-risk anyways, since we don't allow ICQ and people rarely check their e-mail here.)

      The thing is, there is no central authority here in our department for machines, so even though people may go to me to fix it, that still means there are people who haven't been infected yet (or who choose to solve things themselves) in our department that I have no control over.

      Oh yea, and as far as free anti-virus software, HA! Thore free packages are even worse than having nothing, because the user thinks they are safe, only to realize that their virus definitions expires months ago when the "trial period" for the software ended. They think that the attachment they're getting is safe, because their anti-virus software they have didn't pick it up...

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    7. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just hang a sign on the door that says, "no alcohol based gift, no fix"

    8. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by Spl0it · · Score: 1

      I've been only for 8years now.. and I've never had a virus, well one, but my stupid brother downloaded it! none the less in the last 5years. running and only being the single sole user of my personal computer I have not had a virus, and no I don't have a virus scanner, if something is up, or some odds things go astry I check but yet I've still not had one.. so why should you deserve to be infected? if your not a moron you don't run shit that came from 2342352@hotmail.com etc.. like give me a break, if someone mails you an evenlope that smells like dog shit, and has brown stains on it.. and you don't know where it comes from, do you use your teeth to open it? @#%@#

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    9. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You are aware that there are free antivirus packages aren't you?

      You are aware that the databases of those packages are far from complete, leading to a false sense of security among their users?

      Rail at the commercial vendors all you want, but at least their packages are up-to-date and comprehensive.

    10. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No wonder most Slashdotters have few friends...

    11. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by psych031337 · · Score: 3
      Why, what's your beef? Don't have a cow -- you're in gravy, man! Just put up a little sign that says "GONER REPAIR: $10". It only takes five minutes to fix. Script it, put it on a floppy and carry it with you, and you can clean it up in two minutes flat.


      Well, and ironically exactly that might "educate" them enough to remember being cautious about attachments in the long run. If it burns a hole into their pockets they might start thinking before clicking sooner or later.
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    12. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by Jeremi · · Score: 2
      Even _after_ education, users remain stupid.


      I disagree. Users aren't stupid, software is. Users are taught that when they see an icon on screen, they can click it and something useful will happen. This is as it should be. If something bad happens because they clicked the icon, (e.g. they get or spread a virus), that is the fault of the software, not the user. With a properly secure operating system, viruses would not be possible, and no amount of blaming the user changes that fact that Windows (amongst other OS's) is insecure.

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    13. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by Elminst · · Score: 1

      If something bad happens because they clicked the icon, (e.g. they get or spread a virus), that is the fault of the software, not the user.

      You have got to be fucking kidding...

      IIS guy: Don't click on something you don't know.
      Luser: I clicked on this thing you told me not to because it looked cool.
      IIS guy: Oh gee, it's the software's fault, don't worry about it.

      Yeah.. right.
      While I agree on your overall point about insecure systems...
      Blaming the software because the user does something stupid is like blaming your car when you run it into a pole.

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    14. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by archen · · Score: 1

      Scripting is okay, but just remember to open up a command prompt. People actually think your some sort of genius when you open a command prompt. Type some stuff like 'dir C:' and such.

    15. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, fuck off please. Second of all, you are assuming that all admins care about their users and their piece of crap exchange servers. News flash, we do not care about the exchange servers! We want them to fail, we want them to disappoint, and we certainly want to do our part in propagating viruses. Now do you get it? Jerk...trying to get me fired for willfully failing to secure that piece of shit Exchange server! You have some balls and obviously do not work in IT.

    16. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by Computer+suck! · · Score: 0

      should'nt a simple PROCMAIL script do...

      delete any attachment thats not
      *.doc etc.

    17. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by GlassUser · · Score: 2

      I just got through telling both of my primary users (I work closely with two out of about a hundred). Just this morning we'd talked about not running attachments we weren't expecting. Not six hours later, Luser X spews on my server, I send off emails, then get a flood of virii in my inbox, and I notice attachment-laden emails from my two main users just as my server teeters on the brink, then dies hard. This is in a matter of thirty seconds. Users are stupid. Plain and simple.

      Remember, computers do exactly what you tell them to. If a computer makes a mistake, it's because somewhere, a user told it to.

    18. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by opkool · · Score: 2

      Man, I just wish you understood Spanish!

      There's what it's called Praingao HOWTO. It is a (mostly humoristic) view of what happens to friendly people that knows about computers.

      It is here.

      In short, it will convince you that, instead being nice, either you sould be charging money (even to your family) or either you shouyld install Linux instead so the computer won't break.

      If you do not do it, you are in danger of expending many many hours fixing computers for free and letting grow the untrue legend that Windows is easy and can be used by anyone.

      Try using Babelfish. It is worth it.

    19. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      That's why I don't run anti-virus software.
      Then there's the dreaded "anti" virus ;-)

    20. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by dave3138 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I use some command prompt stuff to backup the Win9x registry when I visit people's workstations. It's like rocket science to them. "Wow, you're smart" Just part of the job ma'am...

    21. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would think if you are responsible for fixing these problems, then you should definitely be able to get "these types of things" done. Not having an antivirus solution in place for a corporate Windows environment sound like a very bad idea to me.

      "I've got a really bad feeling about this...", exclaimed Solo as the trash compactor came to life.

    22. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by Electric+Angst · · Score: 1

      First of all, it's not corporate, it's government. State government at that.

      The closest we have to a central computing authority are the network guys, and even they're horribly fractured. The computers could have been purchased by the College, by the department, by an outside organization, or perhaps from the proffessor's own research funds. Since there's no central purchase authority, there's no way to do a uniform setup for every machine. I don't think there's a single person in this building who knows how many computers we have. (Much less how old they are, what platform they're running, what software is used, etc.) Typically, when I go to fix a machine it will be the first time someone from the computer services section has ever seen the machine in question.

      It's quite confusing, and all we can really do is send out reminders about installing anti-virus software and hope the users do it...

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    23. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by TannerzDeath · · Score: 1

      our price for Goner repair is now 2 Big Macs, or a T-shirt from the department. We were gonna charge $5.00, but the manager said that would be extortion, this way he calls it barter...

    24. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by Mr+44 · · Score: 1

      It's quite confusing, and all we can really do is send out reminders about installing anti-virus software and hope the users do it...



      Umm, what? Why not tell your users to install the Outlook Security Update by going to http://office.microsoft.com/ProductUpdates.

      If you had this Security Update, then this virus just wouldn't affect you, as it both blocks access to executable attatchments and blocks scripted access to the address book!
    25. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by matrix29 · · Score: 1

      I wish.

      The sad thing is there are many idiots out there.
      MANY SCARY IDIOTS out there.

      My friend's wife has a dumb friend that forwards all her "funny" emails five attachments deep (not 5 unique attachments - it's one attachment forwarded as an attachment 5 deep recursively). That is VERY sad. I've set Outlook to autodelete all of the dumb friend's forwarded emails because of this. An autodeleter can only go so far in the face of overwhelming stupidity.

      Who knows what rests at the bottom of those attachments unless all five are opened first? Meanwhile the autodeleter sees just one level deep. So I ban the dumb friend and that solves my problem. It doesn't solve the problem of excruciatingly dumb temp workers though.

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    26. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by Computer+suck! · · Score: 0

      all I can say to that is eak!

    27. Re:That's Why We Get Paid... by Jeremi · · Score: 2
      You have got to be fucking kidding...


      No, I'm quite serious.


      Blaming the software because the user does something stupid is like blaming your car when you run it into a pole


      No, it's more like blaming the car because turning up the volume knob on the radio on Tuesdays causes the engine to explode. ("I've told the users again and again, don't turn up the volume on Tuesdays, but they always forget....")


      See the distinction? Clicking icons in your email program is reasonable behaviour 99% of the time, but 1% of the time it's catastrophic? That's a horrible design flaw in either the email program, or the OS, or both, and it's no big surprise that people get tripped up by it.

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  11. The CEO of my technology company by v4sudeva · · Score: 5, Funny

    has already sent every one of my fellow employees all over the globe 27 copies of this thing.

    It's been going on for over two hours now. I can't help but wonder if he's still over there trying to run that damn .scr.

    Thanks, boss.

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    1. Re:The CEO of my technology company by CoolVibe · · Score: 1
      Thanks for letting me spew coffee all over my laptop. I'll send you the bill...

      :-)

      (IOW mod that up...)

    2. Re:The CEO of my technology company by JThaddeus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My sympathies on the PHB.

      The PHBs running our school district's networks wiped Netscape off all school computers and is forcing Windows/Outlook/IE down everyone's throats. Last Friday, a similar worm hit the high school and took out **everything**. I've told my wife (a teacher) to bring nothing home or disk and to remove our home e-mail from her school PC.

      IDEA: Why don't UNIX/Linux sys admins start suing networks running IIS and IE for DoS when they send crap from Windows to Linux? Kill the use of Windows by punishing those stupid enough to use if for enterprise computing!

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    3. Re:The CEO of my technology company by Hector73 · · Score: 1

      That's funny.

      Similiar thing happened at my company (only 100 employees -- but still funny). The virus in question was the "Anna Kornakova" virus. The CEO sent that puppy to everyone in the company.

      At the next all-hands meeting, he explained that the reason he opened it was "because it came from a recruiter and he thought it was a resume". Wink wink ... nod nod.

    4. Re:The CEO of my technology company by xmutex · · Score: 2

      And that's the guy running your company.

      Time to find a new job.

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    5. Re:The CEO of my technology company by WildHunter · · Score: 1

      LOL I wonder if you and I don't work at the same company...... PR?

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    6. Re:The CEO of my technology company by Webmoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      CEO's are masters at running businesses. They are not masters at using computers or making them work better.

      As evidence, I'd like to direct your attention to this little company. It's former CEO is a proven master -- probably one of the best in the world -- at making a business successful. However, I don't believe that any code he has ever produced has ever been labeled as well-written. For that matter, I'm not sure he has ever written any code. Instead, the CEO in question bought the rights to an existing product and found a way to sell it to the masses. Later "innovations" and "improvements" to the product were not his, but the ideas of people he hired. Heck, he probably can't even set up user accounts in Windows XP (one of the most basic administrative tasks, in his company's flagship product no less). He doesn't need to, he can pay someone to do that!

      The point? To make a company a success, the leaders of it must be able to sell the product, regardless of its quality. Management is what makes a company successful, and that is the realm of the CEO. Not technical prowess.

      No matter the quality, no matter the technical merits, no matter the price of the product, if the company is poorly managed it will fail.
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    7. Re:The CEO of my technology company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      grins.. i remember having a similar experience at a tech company last summer (no virus tho), and laughing about it with the guys in our office.

      if you're reading this laszlo, i know you're laughing ;)

    8. Re:The CEO of my technology company by ratguy · · Score: 1

      I had a similar experience with my boss. He recieved the Anna Kournikova virus which came with an attachment called annakournikova.jpg.vbs, or something along those lines.

      He did everything he could think of to get that jpeg to load. He tried double clicking, which promply installed the virus. Then he tried opening it in IE. Then I think he renamed it, takeing the .vbs off the end. (as if that would help.)

      Really, just how hard up could you be for a pic of Anna? Google is only a few clicks away... don't make it so difficult on yourself.

      A few minutes later, he came to ask me to help him with a virus on his computer.

    9. Re:The CEO of my technology company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He wrote BASIC for various platforms, zealot.

    10. Re:The CEO of my technology company by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll send you the bill...

      Shouldn't that be, "I send you this bill to ask your repair"?

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    11. Re:The CEO of my technology company by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

      Paul Allen wrote the BASIC ports - Gates helped a bit. It's probably not a coincidence that all the surviving photos from the era show Gates looking over Allen's shoulder while Allen types.

      There is a rumor that Gates was hired by his high school to write scheduling software, and had himself placed in classes with a disproportionate number of females. Unethical, but understandable.

    12. Re:The CEO of my technology company by GTRacer · · Score: 3, Insightful
      True, nobody really expects a CEO to have a hand in day-to-day operations. They're the "big picture" people".

      BUT...they should have at least a marginal understanding of what goes on around them, and if you're in a tech-driven company, I'd hope that would include knowing how to print from IE or logging into an email client.

      I've worked for PHB's that couldn't. It's one thing to surround yourself with great minds. It's another entirely when they serve as a replacement, not an augmentation!

      GTRacer
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    13. Re:The CEO of my technology company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      H8ckerz R K00l, and we can't have Bill Gates in our little club. So let's rewrite history so that he never wrote any code (or much code, or that it sucked).

      Provide some evidence for our revisionism? Nah -- too hard, so we'll pawn it off on lowbrows that want to believe.

    14. Re:The CEO of my technology company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gates personally wrote the Word Processing program in the Radio Shack TRS-80 Model 100 computer. In assembly language.

      Nobody at Microsoft in the early days was a 'suit.' That you folks refuse to recognize that fact is a sign of ignorance.

    15. Re:The CEO of my technology company by OsCarJ · · Score: 2

      I hear you. No more than two minutes after talking to my supervisor about this the VP walks in and asks if he should be concerned about this satanist thing he just opened on his computer.

      Moron!

      Of course the plus side of all of this is I get to try to reinforce my attempts to teach them halfway decent security habits. I usually try to put the fear of god in them by first asking if they have anything important saved on their computer.

    16. Re:The CEO of my technology company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this DOWN!

    17. Re:The CEO of my technology company by PugMajere · · Score: 2, Funny

      I read that as "ruining".

    18. Re:The CEO of my technology company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be thankfull that he/she is not CTO...

    19. Re:The CEO of my technology company by Webmoth · · Score: 1
      Gates personally wrote the Word Processing program in the Radio Shack TRS-80 Model 100 computer. In assembly language. Nobody at Microsoft in the early days was a 'suit.' That you folks refuse to recognize that fact is a sign of ignorance.
      In my own defense let me say: I wasn't refusing to recognize this: rather, I did not know this. The wonderful thing about Slashdot is that someone will always tell you something you did not know! In any event, kudos to Bill Gates for his contributions to making PC's a commodity available to the average consumer.
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  12. Non-destructive? so far maybe by Fillos · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't be the first time that AV companies reported a virus as having a weak payload, only to be proven wrong later. Look at the nimda virus. It was first reported as a simple outlook virus

  13. More fun virus stuff by LinuxHeadMN · · Score: 0

    All I can say is, thank god for procmail....

    The rest of my office ground to a halt. I sat here laughing and giggling all the way to the SMTP port.

  14. story is wrong by joshwa · · Score: 5, Informative

    The story had a few errors:

    1. The McAfeelink is here.
    2. It's 159 KB, not 159 bytes.
    3. It isn't non destructive-- it's desiged to remove many popular anti-virus products. See the McAfee article.
    1. Re:story is wrong by HMC+CS+Major · · Score: 2, Informative

      And for those of you who prefer to play with these things yourself ("strings virus.xxx" always turns up something interesting...), I posted a copy (which happened to come from two people on the FreeBSD security mailing list), here (standard disclaimer: it's not my fault if you run it instead of saving it, blah blah blah). On a slightly related note, I espescially like the popup message displayed when you run the virus ... obviously a virus, right? Then why have I gotten multiple copies from the same person, obviously someone who tried to run it two or three times?

  15. nope, sorry. by tswinzig · · Score: 5, Interesting

    it has a packed form that is only 159 bytes.

    Actually the attachment is 38KB, and the virus itself is 159 KILObytes, not 159 bytes, UNPACKED.

    The unique thing about it is it disables some anti-virus software, and things like ZoneAlarm.

    As soon as virus writers learn how to spell correctly and learn proper grammar, I think we're going to be in some serious trouble.

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    "And like that ... he's gone."
    1. Re:nope, sorry. by stylewagon · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      Why do all virii contain stupid spelling & gramatical errors?

      How are you ?
      When I saw this screen saver, I immediately thought about you
      I am in a harry, I promise you will love it!

      The writer must have been in some hurry...

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      *** I am the real stylewagon

    2. Re:nope, sorry. by sharkey · · Score: 2

      As soon as virus writers learn how to spell correctly and learn proper grammar, I think we're going to be in some serious trouble.

      Yeah, the /. editors will get their asses kicked by script kiddies in the next 1337 hAx0r Spelling Bee. Then the kiddies will look at Slashcode, and discover that "where" is constantly misspelled as "were", the fixing of which will eliminate those annoying form_key errors.

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      --
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    3. Re:nope, sorry. by CoolVibe · · Score: 1
      Makes me wonder though...

      Who's "harry"?

    4. Re:nope, sorry. by brood · · Score: 1

      As soon as virus writers learn how to spell correctly and learn proper grammar, I think we're going to be in some serious trouble.

      From what I read at ABCNews.com, the virus originated in Europe, which probably explains the grammer...

    5. Re:nope, sorry. by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      At least they don't use the word "virii" when they mean "viruses". In Latin, you typically don't find the plural of words ending in "-us" turned into "-ii", but rather "-i"-- so if you still don't want to just speak English, the correct Latin word would be "viri". But then we have to be careful to indicate that we mean "viri" as in the plural form of the word for poisons and noxious stuff and not "viri" the plural form of the word for man. :)

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    6. Re:nope, sorry. by sammy+baby · · Score: 1

      Why? I assume by reading your post that you're from the US, and yet you still managed to misspell "grammar."

    7. Re:nope, sorry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You slashdottians are stupid sometimes. Even I can realize a clever attempt to give the Joe Sixpack user the true sense of the sender's "urgency" by misspelling one obvious word, while keeping the rest of the message grammatically correct. If nothing else, it's an obvious slam on Joe Sixpack, as anyone with computer virus knowledge knows that the previous Outlook viruses all had bad grammar, and therefore you keep your eye pealed for short, misspelled or bad grammar emails with attachments. Shit you people are stupid sometimes!

    8. Re:nope, sorry. by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      Even I can realize a clever attempt to give the Joe Sixpack user the true sense of the sender's "urgency" by misspelling one obvious word, while keeping the rest of the message grammatically correct.

      Clever attempt? Huh?

      The "error" message displayed by this virus is also grammatically incorrect:

      "Error While Analyze DirectX!"

      I seriously doubt the mis-spelling in the email was done on purpose. By the way, if you really think the rest of the message was "grammatically correct," then I'd suggest an investment in a book on grammar is in order.

      --

      "And like that ... he's gone."
    9. Re:nope, sorry. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Americans are famous for their misspelling. I have never come across an American who could spell "colour" or "favour" correctly.

      (Score: +5, Ironic) -- If I have spelt anything wrong in this post!

    10. Re:nope, sorry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We Americans find the extra u's the Brits and Canadians use in flavor and color about as useful as an appendix. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to recycle this aluminum can.

    11. Re:nope, sorry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, English are lousy in grammar. ; )

    12. Re:nope, sorry. by aulendil · · Score: 1

      would be "viri". But then we have to be careful to indicate that we mean "viri" as in the plural form of the word for poisons and noxious stuff and not "viri" the plural form of the word for man. :) Good someone wrote a tutorial for proper latin, there's no end of how annoyed I've been by all those _virii_. You got one thing wrong though. The plural nominative of vir, translating to man, is _vires_, another declension see ;-). And no, neither latin nor english are my first language.

    13. Re:nope, sorry. by stylewagon · · Score: 1

      My apologies. I wrote my reply in a bit of a harry.

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      *** I am the real stylewagon

    14. Re:nope, sorry. by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      well, just add it to the yankee collection:- LOSER "LOOSER", THAN "THEN" and DEFINITELY "DEFINATLY".

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    15. Re:nope, sorry. by Computer+suck! · · Score: 0

      bah, bunh of U-est bastards! ;-)

    16. Re:nope, sorry. by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      >>As soon as virus writers learn how to spell correctly and learn proper grammar, I think we're going to be in some serious trouble.
      Virus writers, or coders in general? I have yet to meet a good coder that can spell worth a shit. I guess it's the left-brained-ness that's required.

    17. Re:nope, sorry. by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected! Thanks. :)

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  16. 30 bytes by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    Wow! I'm really inpressed 159 bytes in this Windows age is REALLY NICE. Many years ago you had a destructive virus (calles Define) of 30 bytes overwriting all .com files.

    But 159 bytes and spreading by outlook and icq. My compliments! Err. For educational value of course.

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    1. Re:30 bytes by Tower · · Score: 1

      It's 159Kbytes... not 159 bytes. Not nearly as interesting.

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  17. *LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by Maeryk · · Score: 1, Troll

    Sheesh people. Someday, the business world will get tired of paying for the privelege of having MS set up their software to fail. Ya think?

    During Iloveyou, our whole corporate mail system was down for nearly two days. On this last go-round, it didnt go down, it just got really really ugly as they began scrubbing. Cant wait to see what this one does.

    Course.. moderate intelligence could prevent this.. remove the preview pane option from Outlook on the users desktop.. educate your users NOT TO OPEN CRAP LIKE THIS!. (what a concept).

    Course, that would take away the jobs of many highly paid professionals who are on retainer just for this sort of outbreak.

    *sigh*.. My wife is one of them.. guess I wont see her for a few days again.

    Maeryk

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    Feminine Protection? What is that? A chartreuse flame thrower?
    1. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Don't be misled. Maybe you are too young to remember, or weren't in the industry, but the VB-based viruses are far tamer than some of the older Bulgarian viruses that used to attack DOS and Novell systems - those viruses would actually destroy the *hardware*. Unix has plenty of exploitable aspects - there was a vulnerability in pine that allowed for the execution of arbitrary code, there have been sendmail holes, worms, and other vulnerabilities. The unix model has been criticized by none other than RMS (when defending the HURD model) for its promiscuous reliance on SUID.

    2. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by Maeryk · · Score: 2

      Don't be misled. Maybe you are too young to remember, or weren't in the industry, but the VB-based viruses are far tamer than some of the older Bulgarian viruses that used to attack DOS and Novell systems - those viruses would actually destroy the *hardware*. Unix has plenty of exploitable aspects - there was a vulnerability in pine that allowed for the execution of arbitrary code, there have been sendmail holes, worms, and other vulnerabilities. The unix model has been criticized by none other than RMS (when defending the HURD model) for its promiscuous reliance on SUID.

      No.. I remember them.. but it still seems that Microsofts very design and failure to treat VB as something security-wise risky has contributed a lot too the spread of this stuff. Not to mention the ease of use of "autoreply" and "autoforward" and all manner of other things that just about any monkey can use now. (Thanks Bill!)

      Hell.. my wife got notified that she is "propagating" it because her work account (corporate) is tryign to autoforward it to our home account (which is a setup that has been in effect for three years, at least).

      She hasnt even read the work account in a month.

      Unix has fewer exploitable aspects that it used to, and the main difference is when we find em, we find and publish fixes for em. Windows first says "ignore the man behind the curtain" and then says "here.. run this patchall, and life will be grand."

      Maeryk

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    3. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by czardonic · · Score: 1

      Yawn, indeed. Another "Microsoft/VB is bad" rant.

      Thanks SO MUCH for the insight.

      Free clue: for every man hour lost to the occasional virus, a multitude have been saved thanks to Microsoft products. Are there better alternatives? Maybe. Are there some that had their chance and failed? Yep. Guess which ones?

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    4. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by gorillasoft · · Score: 1

      No.. I remember them.. but it still seems that Microsofts very design and failure to treat VB as something security-wise risky has contributed a lot too the spread of this stuff. Not to mention the ease of use of "autoreply" and "autoforward" and all manner of other things that just about any monkey can use now. (Thanks Bill!)

      It's not just VB - any exectuable file needs to be treated as a security threat. It doesn't matter if it was written with VB, C, C++, Perl, Python, et al - if you allow untrusted/foreign executables to run on your system then all bets are off from a security standpoint.

      That said, MS does need to step up their security practices by an order of magnitude, at least.

    5. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by Zzyzzx · · Score: 1

      Greetings!!

      Whoa now, I have to take exception to that "educate your users..." part.

      I can vouch that we have tried at my office ... REPEATEDLY .... to do just that. Some users just don't learn. After many attempts and incidents, they continue to open and execute every darn thing they are sent. These are usually the same people who send out all the "cute little utilities" that will run supposedly humorous animations and whatever. Sure, the next step would be some sort of administrative control/intervention, but as expected .. management (non-IT dept) is more interested in keeping people happy than in properly run systems. Our hands our tied.

      As to the highly paid people on retainer.. maybe somewhere, but at my company, it's just us regular working stiffs who get to deal with this.

      Of course, in our case ... we run anti-virus on our mail system. Over 20 blocked messages so far. Not bad, but I expect a lot more before this runs its course.

    6. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But czardonic, Microsoft/VB is bad. Get a clue buddy!

    7. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by CoolVibe · · Score: 4, Funny
      I can vouch that we have tried at my office ... REPEATEDLY .... to do just that. Some users just don't learn. After many attempts and incidents, they continue to open and execute every darn thing they are sent. These are usually the same people who send out all the "cute little utilities" that will run supposedly humorous animations and whatever. Sure, the next step would be some sort of administrative control/intervention, but as expected .. management (non-IT dept) is more interested in keeping people happy than in properly run systems. Our hands our tied.

      That's why the LART was invented. If you can't get sense into 'em, beat it into 'em.

      Yes, I actually kicked a user off the network one time because he already gotten _three_ warnings from me. And yet he still opened untrusted attachements.

      *clicketyclick* no more DHCP lease, blocked by MAC address. His e-mail was directed to a temporary mailbox (so he couldn't get it from someone else's machine)

      He never did it again. Good luser. After a few days I couldn't stand his whimpering and copied his mail back and reactivated his lease. Now he listened and behaved. Actually, it had a more positive effect: that story went around the office, and they now think twice before opening something they get from someone they don't know. Heck, some even switched from OutLook to something else (I've seen copies of Eudora and filled up Netscape Mail folders appearing on the workstations all of a sudden).

      Sometimes you have to make it smart a little before they listen.

    8. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this is the same wife who is one "of many highly paid professionals who are on retainer just for this sort of outbreak." I think she should look for a new line of work.

    9. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. You'll catch a glimpse of her when the swelling goes down. :)

    10. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by Maeryk · · Score: 2

      Or, her company should have some kind of firewall up to keep these things from hitting their internal account in the first place!

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      Feminine Protection? What is that? A chartreuse flame thrower?
    11. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by wheany · · Score: 1
      Course.. moderate intelligence could prevent this.. remove the preview pane option from Outlook on the users desktop.. educate your users NOT TO OPEN CRAP LIKE THIS!. (what a concept).

      Hey, even if most people were reading their mail with Forte Agent (as it is now) they would still execute those attachments (right click, select launch attachment), or even if they had to save the thing on disk, find it in Explorer and then run it, they would. People are stupid, they want to see that cool screensaver somebody sent them. The preview pane in Outlook Express does not somehow magically enable viruses to spread, it just makes it faster.

      And since now some viruses don't need a mail program to propagate once they've been executed, it's not like eliminating Outlook Express from the face of the planet would stop the viruses from spreading.
    12. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by drsquare · · Score: 1

      How many hours have been saved thanks to MS products, that wouldn't have been saved by any alternatives?

      How many products have had a chance? None. MS's vice-like grip on the market means it's like no competitors will EVER get a chance.

      You're all stuck with Windows and it's viruses for life.

      Have fun.

    13. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by czardonic · · Score: 1

      You're all stuck with Windows and it's viruses for life.

      Presumably, YOU are not a user of MS products. In fact there are many people on this site who wouldn't be caught dead using an MS product. And yet, they seem to survive.

      The fact is there are alternatives out there for anyone who cares to use them. Guess what? Almost nobody cares. MS works for them.

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    14. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by czardonic · · Score: 1

      Heck, some even switched from OutLook to something else (I've seen copies of Eudora and filled up Netscape Mail folders appearing on the workstations all of a sudden)

      Too bad. You could have just set up Exchange Server to block the offending attachements before your users got them. Now that users are using web-mail, you can't screen their mail for malicious content.

      Oh well, "live and learn," right?

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    15. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Now that users are using web-mail, you can't screen their mail for malicious content.

      How did you conclude "web-mail" from references to Eudora and Netscape Mail?..

    16. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by Pope · · Score: 1
      How many hours have been saved thanks to MS products

      Dunno, but when Sun banned the use of PowerPoint they found they got a lot more work done.

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      It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
    17. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by MtViewGuy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, if you're running Outlook Express 6.0 from Internet Explorer 5.5 SP2 and 6.0, you can set up in Options the ability for the program to NOT allow the execution of any file attachment. In that case, the virus is useless other than hogging local disk space as the virus file is downloaded.

    18. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by Akoma+The+Immortal · · Score: 0

      >Too bad. You could have just set up Exchange Server to block the offending attachements before your users got them. Now that users are using web-mail, you can't screen their mail for malicious content.

      Ho, I didn't know that Exchange filter webmail that it does not control like yahoo and hotmail :-). I have just learn something.. NOT!!!!

      >Oh well, "live and learn," right?

      Indeed. Think before posting.

      Take care.

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    19. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by czardonic · · Score: 1

      Ho, I didn't know that Exchange filter webmail that it does not control like yahoo and hotmail :-). I have just learn something.. NOT!!!!

      When the fuck did I say that Exchange could filter web mail? I said the exact opposite, as a matter of fact.

      Next time, consult someone who can understand english before posting.

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    20. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have just become my personal hero. Good work!

    21. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by dragonfly_blue · · Score: 1

      Exchange 2000, maybe, but you sure can't get 5.5 to do that. Welcome to the Eternal Upgrade Cycle.

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    22. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by twinpot · · Score: 1

      Novell virus ? Viruses would traverse a file server, or infect the boot block if booted of a boot floppy, but I don't recall any Novell specific virus.

    23. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2

      Specifically, I'm thinking of the nasty Jerusalem B virus that would infect LOGIN.EXE and BTRIEVE.EXE files, and thus reinfect each machine on the network at login.

    24. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by MikeBabcock · · Score: 2

      Or just use a filter on your Linux mail server if you run one ... like we do.

      Oh well, I guess you prefer needing 512MB of RAM to run an office mail system ...

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    25. Re:*LOL*.. virus.. outlook.. *yawn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was not possible in Novell. Btrieve and login were in the system directory, and can only be changed/deleted/altered by the supervisor. Historically, if the flag X was enabled, even the super could not do it. I did encounter it on workstations however, but these were infected through the workstation itself. Those files wouldn't and couldn't be changed from a workstation.

  18. Misinformation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    OK, to stem the immediate misinformation to those who don't read the links.

    The virus is 39K packed and 159 K unpacked. Not even close to just 139 bytes.

    The second is that it DOES have some harmful effects. Primarily, it deletes components of Norton Antivirus which could open the infected PC up to much more deadly viruses.

    Jeremy Devers

  19. Gartner Group by Noxxus · · Score: 0, Troll

    I can't wait for the Gartner Group to comdemn use of Outlook like they did IIS :)

    Might get a few Dozers to switch to *nix and use Kmail, Evolution, Mutt, Pine...or at least get them to try Eudora instead.

    Of course the Exchange admins will cry that they can't support POP3/SMTP because they need their neato calendar and scheduling functions of groupware.

    1. Re:Gartner Group by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Outlook can spread it, Eduora 5.x spreads it as well.

    2. Re:Gartner Group by moof1138 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would like to see Gartner condemn the use of ICQ and ScreenSavers, recommending IRC and turning off displays instead.

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      Hyperbole is the worst thing ever.
    3. Re:Gartner Group by gazbo · · Score: 1
      Might get a few Dozers to switch to *nix and use Kmail, Evolution, Mutt, Pine...
      Are you *really* trying to tell me that Pine is comparable to Outlook? Come on.

      Oh, and I notice that as yet nobody has mentioned the fact it spreads by ICQ as well. Also worth remembering that a properly patched system (patches available for a long time) is only vulnerable if the user executes the attachment.

      Open Cygwin. Run Mutt. Think "Ooh. An hilarious screensaver, better run that." D'oh.
      Doesn't matter what mail client it is if the user is stupid enough.

      This would work just as well on *nix - send a file containing 'rm -rf /' with the text "Really, funny. Must SU root for work" (grammatical atrocities added for authenticity)

      Once stupid users start switching to a secure OS, it won't seem nearly as secure any more.
    4. Re:Gartner Group by CoolVibe · · Score: 1
      Turning off displays? What about just logging off when you walk away from your workstation?

      Locking mechanisms can be circumvented. Logging off clears your credentials off the network. Much better (unless they write their password on a post-it note on their screen of course).

    5. Re:Gartner Group by Tosta+Dojen · · Score: 1
      Actually, whenever my friends come to me complaining of the latest virus infection, I make it a point to recommend Pine for Windows. See, these people use Outlook only for e-mail, and don't ever bother with the bells and whistles Outlook has. Granted, the user's needs will vary, but for these people, Pine is comparable to Outlook, and, bonus, it helps stop the spread of e-mail viruses.

      Good point about stupid users, but I have to trot out the usual counter: If you are not running as 'root', the damage you can do, accidentally, intentionally, or otherwise, is limited. In Windows 9X, you are always 'root'. Damage potential is therefore unlimited. Not so under *nix. Nevertheless, "Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain." I digress.

      Now I am off to find a replacement for ICQ. [Grumble]

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    6. Re:Gartner Group by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. Wrong. Sorry.

    7. Re:Gartner Group by gazbo · · Score: 1
      Now I am off to find a replacement for ICQ. [Grumble]
      Why Microsoft Messenger, naturally. It's got Passport security.
    8. Re:Gartner Group by erpbridge · · Score: 1

      And of course you didn't read the notifications that say this virus spreads via IRC as well..... (check www.sarc.com, www.networkassociates.com for info).

    9. Re:Gartner Group by archen · · Score: 1

      Try Miranda . I'd guess it isn't directly exploitable by this worm, and it doesn't suck (unlike modern incarnations of ICQ...)

    10. Re:Gartner Group by archen · · Score: 1

      even better is that it's immune to graphic porn spam; exempting ascii renditions. Other than viewing Slashdot at -1, I've never actually seen ascii porn.

    11. Re:Gartner Group by Computer+suck! · · Score: 0

      Yr not root in 2K either.

      > ICQ
      Jabber.
      It can 'do' ICQ. Alas most of the clients suck when compared to ICQ.

  20. Corporate hyjinx by Blue23 · · Score: 1

    Non destructive ... except in time spent cleaning it up. And hassle. Just had a PC guy come check my laptop to determine if I had autopreview enabled in my Outlook. What a waste.

    Gah, if my company just let me throw linux on my laptop I wouldn't have to deal with these problems.

    =Blue(23)

    --
    LITTLE GIRL: But which cookie will you eat FIRST? C. MONSTER: Me think you have misconception of cookie-eating process.
    1. Re:Corporate hyjinx by Bigbutt · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You doof! You have Outbreak _and_ you have autopreview enabled. You don't deserve Linux.

      A majority of problems that occur on NT systems happen becuase they were not patched or left in default mode.

      Check your settings! You _trust_ Microsoft?

      Don't even _try_ linux.

      You scare me.

      Carl

      --
      Shit better not happen!
    2. Re:Corporate hyjinx by Blue23 · · Score: 1

      Bah, don't jump to conclusions. I've got Outlook because my company (stuck in the Win conspiracy) requires it and it's gadgets - shared tasks, etc. And no, I don't have autopreviewed enabled - they just had to waste time to check all of the laptops for idjits who do have autopreview enabled.

      *sigh* It's /., why did I think that I could post something without people callign names, making assumptions, claiming I trust Micro$loth, and warning me away from Linux because I might contaminate it.

      I administer real machines, can't put a real OS on my laptop because of shortsighted corp policy, and I scare you because I'm a doof who doesn't patch systems? You really should check your facts before you post.

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      LITTLE GIRL: But which cookie will you eat FIRST? C. MONSTER: Me think you have misconception of cookie-eating process.
  21. What? Still? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't everyone get the memo that opening attachments is a really dumb idea? I'm attaching the original message:

    &ltAttachment: Don't_Open_Attachments.eml.vbs&gt

  22. Pure Wisdom by Phartx2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just got the warning message from my school's network goons. In a move of administrative widsom at its finest, it mentioned:

    "The Bearcat Online email system is now blocking all messages with "Hi" as the subject."

    1. Re:Pure Wisdom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that is enlightened management! Hats off to the uber-geniuses guiding the poor sheep at Bearcat Online!

    2. Re:Pure Wisdom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go UC!

      God UC sucked. I remember writing "FUCK YOU", in footprints, in the snow that covered the ground on the field near Shoemaker Center.

      Thank god I got the hell out of that place so I could actually do something with my life.

    3. Re:Pure Wisdom by clmensch · · Score: 1

      That was frickin' hilarious....

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    4. Re:Pure Wisdom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you just can't get enough of those procmail gurus

      call me lame but I'd prefer stripping attachments like *.exe, *.scr, *.pif etc using something like sanitizer

      http://www.impsec.org/email-tools/procmail-secur it y.html

    5. Re:Pure Wisdom by Computer! · · Score: 3, Informative

      Instead of blocking subject lines, they could have just added the following code to the Application_ItemSend event in Outlook 2000:


      If Item.Attachments.Count > 0 Then
      blsure = MsgBox("A message is being sent with attachments. Do you want to send this message?", vbOKCancel)
      If blsure = vbCancel Then
      For i = 0 To Item.Attachments.Count
      Item.Attachments.Remove (i)
      Next
      Item.Delete
      Cancel = True
      MsgBox "The message has not been sent."
      End If
      End If


      What makes virus writing so easy for Windows is the ability to churn through the Outlook address book with a convenient object model. Of course, you could switch to another client, but then you wouldn't be able to write your own code to customize the behavior of the sending of attachments. Kind of a double-edged sword.

      Once you've gotten your Outlook installation "patched", read this article to learn how to deploy the fix to other users. Of course, if they get infected, they may have to click "Cancel" 1500 times, but that's what they get for double-clicking an untrusted .exe.

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    6. Re:Pure Wisdom by FFFish · · Score: 2

      Please provide dummy-compatible instructions for adding this to one's personal copy of Outlook Express, such that it's a permanent and automatically executed whenever one starts Outlook Express. Thanks!

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    7. Re:Pure Wisdom by joshwa · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, OE doesn't have the same object model as Outlook; in fact, it has no publicly scriptable API at all. Score 1 for OE-- since it can't be scripted, it isn't vulnerable to these types of worms.

    8. Re:Pure Wisdom by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 0

      Why would a virus need to use Outlook to send itself?

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    9. Re:Pure Wisdom by Ratbert42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "The Bearcat Online email system is now blocking all messages with "Hi" as the subject."

      Will someone please write a virus that uses the subject lines "Timesheets" or "Status"?

    10. Re:Pure Wisdom by compuserf · · Score: 1

      If you have to run a Windows box you should be using something like ZoneAlarm Pro which renames executables as something innocuous in POP & IMAP email. And you can add stuff to the list of undesirables.

      The free AVG does this as well for OE5 (not sure if this works on OE6). Between them there's nothing getting through, so I can continue to be lazy and keep my personal email on OE6. Eudora was amazingly slow on that box so I reverted.

      (offtopic) Why do Americans mis-spell only aluminium like that? Why leave out the other elements with similar endings? Why mangle sulphur but not phosphorus?

    11. Re:Pure Wisdom by Black+Perl · · Score: 1
      (offtopic) Why do Americans mis-spell only aluminium like that?

      You are wrong. We americans misspell many more things.

      Why leave out the other elements with similar endings? Why mangle sulphur but not phosphorus?

      It's kind of like "Macintosh". Somebody misspells it once and the misspelling sticks.

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    12. Re:Pure Wisdom by Computer! · · Score: 2

      I got a few requests to give simple instructions on how to code to Outlook 2000 events. Although I'm sure there's an msdn article on this already, I am too lazy to find it. Here:

      Choose "Visual Basic Editor" From the Tools:Macro menu in Outlook 2000, or just hit ALT-F11. When the code window pops up, just choose Application from the left drop-down, and ItemSend from the right. When you're done, hit "Save". I'd like to see if anyone can post improvements, since the code is pretty sparse.

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  23. Linux isn't ready for the desktop... by sterno · · Score: 1, Funny

    Until Linux can spread worms as well as Outlook, Linux will never be accepted as a true desktop replacement!

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  24. some correct information... by H0NGK0NGPH00EY · · Score: 1, Redundant

    First off, the McAffee link in the story is broken. The real link is http://vil.mcafee.com/dispVirus.asp?virus_k=99272& .

    Second, I don't know what "non-destructive" means in this context, because when something terminates processes (ZONEALARM.EXE, SAFEWEB.EXE, and VSHWIN32.EXE to name a few) and tries to delete all files in the directory containing the executable of the process, I call that destructive.

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  25. Once again, please employ basic reading skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Symantec article says the bug is 159 KILO-bytes, not 159 bytes.

  26. 159 Bytes? Not! by Rentar · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Please check the facts! It's _not_ 159! Not even the first self-replicating Virii were this small (AFAIK). It's aprox. 159 kb if unpacked from its PE-compressed format! The File you have to download to enjoy the virus is aprox. 38 kb.

    1. Re:159 Bytes? Not! by Rentar · · Score: 2
      It's _not_ 159!

      Of course I've seen the missing "Bytes" in the split second between pressing submit in the Preview-Page and the loading of the newly posted comment ... Sigh ...

    2. Re:159 Bytes? Not! by CTho9305 · · Score: 1

      minimal virus (.com infecting) is about 29 bytes, IIRC. it is over-writing, so it is readily noticeable. I believe it is called TINY-A (not sure about the last letter).

    3. Re:159 Bytes? Not! by Rentar · · Score: 2

      Wow! almost ...

      A quick search on vil.nai.com for "Tiny" turns up sever small Virii. The smallest beeing Tiny Di with 94-110 Bytes.

      But I think that is only possible because .com (the only files those virii infect) are much simpler in design than .exe (not to speak of .exe-files running in win32) and those virii had no way of spreading over a network on themselfes (they depended on some person to distribute the infected file in some way).

      Aliz has the ability to distribute via the network and is much smaller than Goner (just 4098 Bytes).

      All those Virii definitley don't come out of a Virus-Construction-Set (yet).

    4. Re:159 Bytes? Not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'll bet! Steve Gibson! Could write one in 100% PURE ASSEMBLY! and have it smaller than that!

    5. Re:159 Bytes? Not! by CTho9305 · · Score: 1

      they are written in pure assembly you dumbass. thats the only good language for ultra-small programs, but for larger stuff C is good.

      gibson is on crack, he prolly doesn't write his windows routines in pure assembly, or if he does, he wrote them once and copy/pastes. with modern compilers, pure assembly is overrated.

    6. Re:159 Bytes? Not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      noooooooooo!!!! forgot to post AC! bye-bye poor karma :-(

    7. Re:159 Bytes? Not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir are a fucking moron. Good day.

  27. Social Engineering by FatRatBastard · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This one's strength is actually its social engineering. The text of it sounds like something a friend would send. My sister got nailed and I got it via e-mail from her. Since I had just finished talking to her on AIM I found the text of it a little strange so my guard went up. Funny enough, McAfee didn't catch it on Yahoo (I scanned just to see what came up).

    1. Re:Social Engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My sister got nailed

      Heh. Do you think she wants you going around telling everyone on the internet about that?

    2. Re:Social Engineering by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      I figured it out when I read "I'm in a harry". I know the person whose Outlook distributed the virus my way, quite well, and I immediately thought - nah that can't be genuine, Peggy can spell. ;)

    3. Re:Social Engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> My sister got nailed
      >
      > Heh. Do you think she wants you going around
      > telling everyone on the internet about that?

      Even if he didn't, the jpegs on Usenet will probably give it away.

  28. Somwhat destructive: eats firewalls, antivirus by Lee+Bottemiller · · Score: 1


    Non-destructive? It puts a hit out on its own opposition...

    From http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/venc /data/w32.goner.a@mm.html...


    ...the worm will try to delete files of common anti-virus and firewall products. If the files are in use and cannot be deleted, the worm will create the file %SYSTEM%\Wininit.ini, which causes the files to be deleted when the computer restarts.
  29. File size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the Symantec page, the payload is 159kb, not 159b.

  30. Check McAAfffeeeeee link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's either been slashdotted out of existance or was never correct.

    the other has info tho.

    1. Re:Check McAAfffeeeeee link by cecil36 · · Score: 1
  31. McAfee says that it *can* do damage by mj01nir · · Score: 1

    Quoth McAfee:Under Windows 9x/ME, the worm looks for the following processes in memory:

    --A list of processes including AVs and personal firewalls--

    If present, the process is terminated and all files in the directory containg that executable are deleted, as well as all files in that subdirectory.

    That has my attention. Can anyone confirm this?

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  32. More information here by stylewagon · · Score: 2

    F-Secure have a page describing the W32.Goner.A@mm as well.

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    *** I am the real stylewagon

  33. Well... by Arcanix · · Score: 1

    No doubt this was constructed by a bearded GNU-loving linux zealot to show the weakness in closed software systems like ICQ and Outlook... I wish they would just let us (the computer users of the world) use our horribly insecure applications without fear of virii...

  34. This is a sad statement on security by JMZero · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Our office blocks .scr attachments at the server, because we're not completely incompetent. There's no reason to send a .scr or a .vbs or anything like unto it - whatever you have to say could be said in a text file.

    It strikes me as extremely sad that a virus like this can still work. How many times does it take?

    What can we do to save the unknowing?

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    Let's not stir that bag of worms...
    1. Re:This is a sad statement on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It strikes me as extremely sad that a virus like this can still work.

      Yeah, but so does that "what's that on your shirt?" then snap in the nose trick.

    2. Re:This is a sad statement on security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At our workplace we use Lotus Notes for our email client. I have never seen a single instance of ILOVEYOU, SirCam, this new one, or in fact ANY virus at all. Any organisation that is using Outlook, after all the stories in the past couple of years, really has only themselves to blame.

      And if they let their employees use ICQ as well...

  35. hit me again but harder by timothy · · Score: 0, Troll

    Windows is reliable. Every generation is more and more secure. Boy, next one's gonna be the winner. No problems here. Sheesh, I wish I could use Linux at work, but Windows is what we've settled on, so I guess that's good enough. I need to play games. Without the latest DirectX Flooznithummer, I'm not going to go to some inferior operating system. Windows is really secure if you're not a total luser! Gosh, at work we've settled on sitting on sharp, dirty spikes every day instead of regular chairs, and dammit, it's necessary for efficiency! Horses, too.

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    1. Re:hit me again but harder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Timmah!
      Timmah!
      TIMMAH!
      TIMMAH!

  36. Symantec's writeup is wrong.. by Havokmon · · Score: 5, Informative


    It says you have to remove the registry entry then reboot. Actually, if you remove the registry entry, the app reinstalls itself, then reboot doesn't do shit.

    Shutdown to DOS, then del windows\system\gone.scr
    (It's hidden attrib -s-r-h first), then reboot.
    You can't delete it before you shutdown, it's 'in-use'.

    If you're running NTFS, AND you've been hit, *sigh*..

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    "I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
    1. Re:Symantec's writeup is wrong.. by madmancarman · · Score: 1
      If you're running NTFS, AND you've been hit, *sigh*..

      ... then use NTFSDOS Pro.

      Better yet, if you're using NT/2000 and you're stupid enough to double-click on an email attachment or even use Outlook, maybe you're spending your operating system money in the wrong area. Maybe personnel training? Maybe a different platform? I'm sure a business full of Macs wouldn't be bothered by this.

      First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. -Ghandi

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      First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. -- Gandhi
    2. Re:Symantec's writeup is wrong.. by Rentar · · Score: 2
      If you're running NTFS, AND you've been hit, *sigh*..

      If you're in a german-speaking country you might want to fetch the most recent issue of c't. They got an article about Virus-Cleaning on NTFS-Platforms (from DOS and Win9x). Take a look at The download Links for the article. I don't think the article itself is available on the net. It's german but I'm sure even those of you, who don't speak this language will find a way through ("NTFS", "DOS" and "Download" are the same ;-)

    3. Re:Symantec's writeup is wrong.. by s.a.m · · Score: 1

      Simple, get a XP boot disk!

      Or...get a linux boot disk w/ an ntfs module! LOL live dangerously

    4. Re:Symantec's writeup is wrong.. by Snowfox · · Score: 2
      If you're running NTFS, AND you've been hit, *sigh*..

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Windows allows you to rename an open file. If the worm isn't smart enough to check for this, you should be able to reboot and start cleaning up.

    5. Re:Symantec's writeup is wrong.. by Hanno · · Score: 2

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Windows allows you to rename an open file.

      You are wrong.

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    6. Re:Symantec's writeup is wrong.. by simetra · · Score: 1

      Yeah... a business full of Macs wouldn't get any work done though because they would spend all their time telling PC users how great Macs are.

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      "Would it kill you to put down the toilet seat?" -- Maya Angelou
    7. Re:Symantec's writeup is wrong.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Windows allows you to rename an open file.

      Windows might, but NT doesn't.

    8. Re:Symantec's writeup is wrong.. by Publicus · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't have any idea, because I've used XP for about 3 total minutes, but I'd imagine that a bootdisk requires 4 floppies like in 2000. I suppose you could burn a CD.

      I've brainstormed so many things that could be done at my office with a nicely put together linux boot disk, or better yet, a bootable CD complete with perl, ntfs module in the kernel (after it's not dangerous), and other snazzy stuff. Windows just sucks to maintain.

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    9. Re:Symantec's writeup is wrong.. by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      I haven't actually seen a virus on a Mac since Autostart in about '96 - and that was the most incredibly insipid virus EVER. Of course, Mac heads could send applescripts to each other but don't. They DO send Flash files and QT movies all the time though. Frankly, Mac users feel slightly left out every time these viruses hit...

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      That was classic intercourse!
    10. Re:Symantec's writeup is wrong.. by HohlerMann · · Score: 1

      If you're running NTFS, AND you've been hit, *sigh*..

      Why not just put the HD in another NT box? *sigh*

    11. Re:Symantec's writeup is wrong.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's OK - a business full of *nix users isn't getting any work done either, since we're all here on /. laughing at you pathetic Windows virus-sponges. Ha ha ha, I say!

    12. Re:Symantec's writeup is wrong.. by sp1nl0ck · · Score: 1

      Well, we use NTFS, and we're not in quite as much trouble as that - apply a domain-wide policy to remove the offending entry from HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run and everything is ok there.

      Or, you could use NTFSDOS Pro. Or slave the problem drive to an non-networked NT box and remove the file that way. You could even clear out the registry of the infected box while the drive is slaved. Doesn't need much lateral thinking, does it?

      Oh, and in NT, much of the stuff it tries to delete are files that are in use or services that it tries remove, so it doesn't have too much of an effect in that respect. Nae luck.

      Re. a point someone else made, there was no way you could get into our office this morning without being bombarded with notes saying "don't open this". A yet some idiots still opened it. Is that ignorance, stupidity, or insubordination?

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    13. Re:Symantec's writeup is wrong.. by Havokmon · · Score: 1

      Oh I'm sure there are TONS of home users who've said "Yeah I'll upgrate to NTFS", and have a 2nd system laying around that already has NTFS on it...

      *sigh* == A whole ton of different shit I don't want to address.

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      "I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
    14. Re:Symantec's writeup is wrong.. by Havokmon · · Score: 1

      "Well, we use NTFS, and we're not in quite as much trouble as that - apply a domain-wide policy to remove the offending entry from HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run and everything is ok there. "

      I'm a Netware guy, but I can see potential issues with that.

      The Gone.scr will RE-ADD itself to the registry if you delete it's key. Either it won't be permanantly deleted, or maybe you'll have issues with the two systems fighting over the key....

      Rather than doing all the excess garbage to access the NTFS partition... why doesn't the damn thing run an autoexec.bat. Just have a 'policy' run that modifies all your users autoexec.bat's to unhide, then delete the offending file, and have them reboot.

      Why does anyone have to fuck around with accessing NTFS outside the OS?

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      "I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
    15. Re:Symantec's writeup is wrong.. by -=Izzy=- · · Score: 1

      Couldnt you simply boot to Linux using Toms RTBT, mount the drive and delete any files you want.

      Kinda ironic ... using Linux to fix a windows problem.

    16. Re:Symantec's writeup is wrong.. by Havokmon · · Score: 1

      "Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe Windows allows you to rename an open file."

      Novell allows you to rename an open DIRECTORY on the server... but you can't rename open files.

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      "I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
  37. non-destructive? by tswinzig · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I guess if you don't consider the deletion of files as "destructive."

    The worm attempts to delete the following files:

    APLICA32.EXE
    ZONEALARM.EXE
    ESAFE.EXE
    CFIADMIN.EXE
    CFIAUDIT.EXE
    CFINET32.EXE
    PCFWallICON.EXE
    FRW.EXE
    VSHWIN32.EXE
    NAVW32.EXE
    _AVP32.EXE
    _AVPCC.EXE
    _AVPM.EXE
    AVP32.EXE
    AVPCC.EXE
    AVPM.EXE
    AVP.EXE
    LOCKDOWN2000.EXE
    ICLOAD95.EXE
    ICMON.EXE
    ICSUPP95.EXE
    ICLOADNT.EXE
    ICSUPPNT.EXE
    TDS2-98.EXE
    TDS2-NT.EXE
    SAFEWEB.EXE

    --

    "And like that ... he's gone."
    1. Re:non-destructive? by smilbandit · · Score: 1

      From what i understood it wasn't the files that it was deleting it was the directories. the files a probably going to be locked my the system becuase they are running, but the ini and virus definition files are not going to be so are prone to be deleted. so next time the computer is restarted, tommarrow morning, they will have no anti-virus software becuase it can load without the support files.

    2. Re:non-destructive? by ocie · · Score: 2

      If it were really destructive, it would work like a screensaver. Wait until nobody is using the machine, then start switching between resolutions. This should fry quite a few monitors.

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    3. Re:non-destructive? by gol64738 · · Score: 1

      holy crap! it is destructive! i mean, it deletes Alien Vs. Predator for christ sakes!

    4. Re:non-destructive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it were destructive it would use your modem to make random phone calls out of the country from 1 am to 5 am.

      At 25c per minute it would cost hundreds of dollars before most people knew they were infected.

      That might even cause the phone networks to crash in parts.

      Or the virus could just erase the harddrive and bios. That could also be considerred destructive, I guess...

      These current viruses are really nothing. They are quite playful and fun. :)

  38. 159k, not 159 bytes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least that's what Symantic says.

  39. What about Badtrans? by MS · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Did I miss a post or something?

    Badtrans is hitting my mailbox multiple times harder than Sircam, MTX and CodeRainbow combined. And it's only around since 24th November. Quite "every" Outlook user I know of got infected with it.

    But then maybe this virus is hitting only Europe, so US-citizens haven't noticed it, yet.

    Needless to say, I'm happy to read my e-mail on a *nix box. :-)

    ms

    1. Re:What about Badtrans? by hubbabubba · · Score: 1

      Got BadTrans up the wazoo over here, too (USA). No sign of Goner yet. While folks are talking about threat assessments, let me ask this: how can Symantec give a nasty beast like BadTrans a "low damage" rating? It installs a frickin' keylogger and secretly emails your goodies to the bad guys! I got a couple copies from a BANK of all places. Sounds like the potential for a lot worse than "low damage" to me.

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      Fried ice cream is a reality. - George Clinton
  40. got two this morning you have to run it by johnjones · · Score: 1, Troll

    I got it but as I run linux it means nothing

    you actually have to execute it as aposed to useing built in scripts that outlook runs

    so its the users that are spreading this !

    people should not be able to recive attachments IMHO

    what do they lose by outlawing attachments from outside the organisation ?

    nothing

    you want to send something to someone convert it to PDF/HTML and stick it on the web server

    there are lots of publishing frameworks even OpenSource ones

    deny all attachmenst comeing through your gateway

    regards

    john jones

  41. What more can Microsoft do? by Osty · · Score: 1

    As these kinds of worms become more and more common, one has to wonder what more can Microsoft do? They've already released hotfixes that address the problems (Outlook XP strips attachments by default, older versions have fixes that do the same). Short of force-feeding the patches to users (which itself would garner a huge outcry), what more can be done?

    1. Re:What more can Microsoft do? by uncle+mole · · Score: 1

      Not write software without thinking about security?

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      better is the enemy of good
    2. Re:What more can Microsoft do? by Osty · · Score: 1

      Not write software without thinking about security?

      Already being done. Microsoft has learned there lesson, it seems. A third-party security review, available here (PDF file) of the .NET framework has shown that it's pretty darn secure (yes, Microsoft commissioned the review. Conspiracy theories can now commence.) (though as with anything, if the developers writing .NET services don't employ the security features available in .NET, it won't mean much. Microsoft is taking this seriously, but it'll be up to third parties to use the provided security framework). Office XP has many features with security in mind, such as the default and automatic stripping of malicious scripts and attachments in Outlook XP. Windows XP includes a built-in firewall, which while fairly primitve (it's essentially a packet filter, on par with ipchains or iptables, and not a more powerful proxy firewall), is a good step for home users who would otherwise not install anything like Black Ice Defender or other firewall products.


      You can't change the past, but you can change the future. Microsoft has provided security hotfixes for their mistakes in the past, and are working with security in mind for current and future products. Don't sell them short based on years-old work. Look at what they're currently doing.

    3. Re:What more can Microsoft do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make sure a program has been approved by Microsoft before executing it, just like their driver system.

  42. Our office just got em' by jon_c · · Score: 2

    First from the CEO, then from about 15 other co-workers. Right now the IT team is running around trying to figure out how to filter it out.

    I peeked inside and found that it links to the VB runtime DLL. Unfortantly I can't tell anymore then that at this point.

    -Jon

    --
    this is my sig.
    1. Re:Our office just got em' by ILikeRed · · Score: 1

      Tell them not to allow emails with attachments that end with .scr or .pif or .exe or .bat or .vbs or .vb? or .js

      That might be a good start.

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      I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress -J Adams
    2. Re:Our office just got em' by sharkey · · Score: 2

      Right now the IT team is running around trying to figure out how to filter it out.

      Using a clawhammer, apply filter briskly to the foreheads of those who cannot understand simple commands, such as DO NOT OPEN.

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  43. Is it really so hard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to personnally sign the messages that you send to your friends and NOT use the built-in outlook signature feature? It makes the mail much more personal, and can alert your friends that something might be wrong if they don't see your personal touch at the end of the message

    --ac

    1. Re:Is it really so hard... by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Not a bad idea, but to take it a step futher: I always (or as often as possible) gpg sign my mail. no signature, not from me...

      --
      "Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge"

      - Charles Darwin
    2. Re:Is it really so hard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YES! It is really so hard!! I KILL YOU

  44. OT: "moderately unique"?? by gilgongo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    WTF does "moderately unique" mean?

    Either something is unique or it's not, by crikey! Soon we'll have things described as "marginally special" or "slightly dead."

    Avoiding off-topic flames like this is just ONE reason to avoid sloppy English.

    --
    "And the meaning of words; when they cease to function; when will it start worrying you?"
    1. Re:OT: "moderately unique"?? by heliocentric · · Score: 3, Funny

      WTF does "moderately unique" mean?

      I consider myself moderately unique in that my shirt size is an extra medium. I don't know many other people who take an extra medium, but if the shirt companies make 'em then I can't be fully unique.

      Either something is unique or it's not, by crikey! Soon we'll have things described as "marginally special"

      Well, at the local food store the manager often has things that are getting old on special... oh, you were talking about marginally...

      or "slightly dead."

      Ever see the Princess Bride? Wesley was not all dead when they took him to Miracle Max's....

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      Wheeeee
    2. Re:OT: "moderately unique"?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF does "moderately unique" mean?

      No meaning; just the average non-command of English encountered here.

      Grammah heah be as buggy as Windoze, an' shi'.

    3. Re:OT: "moderately unique"?? by 0vi_king · · Score: 0

      Look! They nearly missed.

      Yes, but not quite.

      -- G. Carlin

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      - Life is what keeps you occupied while you are waiting to die
    4. Re:OT: "moderately unique"?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ask schroedinger about his cat.

    5. Re:OT: "moderately unique"?? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      "and you, of course, are very unique" - AGP "one cannot have degrees of uniqueness, one either is or is not unique" - SF "you're right - and so am I" - AGP

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
    6. Re:OT: "moderately unique"?? by uberdave · · Score: 1

      "We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty"

  45. Already received it by Anml4ixoye · · Score: 2
    I have already received 17 copies of the virus. But you know, following the rules that I teach in my Internet Basic class - don't open anything you aren't expecting, verify it first - worked charms in this case. The first person I got it from I called and they had no idea about it, which raised little red flags with me.

    Is Outlook to blame? Sure, partially. But is stupid users who open attachments at random without verifying it also to blame? Absolutely.

    1. Re:Already received it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And people wonder why I use Eudora? Everytime this s*ht starts I have the fun of scooping the dead attempts to contaminate me out of the attachment directory ...

      I haven't started getting it yet .... but I'm sure I will

      Dr F.

    2. Re:Already received it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in my email training class they told us that you couldn't get viruses through email.

      Now that idea seems far fetched and ridiculous.

      Ah... the marvelous of old fashioned email programs. Some day perhaps we will again return to that virus free utopia...

    3. Re:Already received it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing "old fashioned" about software that wasn't written to be virus-friendly. This isn't about old vs new. It's about normal vs sucky.

      For people who choose software instead of having it imposed upon them, it is stil true that you cannot catch a virus through email.

    4. Re:Already received it by Zico · · Score: 1

      And people wonder why I use Eudora?


      Yes, I wonder. How would using Eudora instead of Outlook have offered you any more protection from something like this?

  46. Finding the culprit by rkent · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, since McAfee and Symantec are reporting it, I guess this is not a first draft of magic lantern... unless they issue another press release in 45 minutes saying "um... nevermind, there is no 'Goner' worm."

    1. Re:Finding the culprit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we all know this virus was born when one college kid said to the other, "there's no way ANYONE would be dumb enough to think .scr is short for screensaver."

    2. Re:Finding the culprit by bpowell423 · · Score: 1

      No, if this was the first draft of magic lantern, I'm sure it would have been mgclntrn.scr! :)

  47. We got it via ICQ. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Someone at my office got the virus by ICQ then it killed our exchange server. we had over 10,000 copys of the virus in the out que before we could pull the server off the network. All this because one of the 2000 admins forgot to add *.scr back into the filter rules when he upgraded the anti-virus app last week.
    Aint life GRAND!

    1. Re:We got it via ICQ. by RulesLawyer · · Score: 1
      All this because one of the 2000 admins forgot to add *.scr back into the filter rules

      No, it's because you have clueless users who click any attachment they get. And because it's an Exchange server. It's not "because" someone forgot to block a file type. Shouldn't it be possible for me to send any file name I want, regardless of extension? If my name was Sean C. Richards, I'd be upset that my using my initials as a file extension kept it from being forwarded.

    2. Re:We got it via ICQ. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Who the fuck uses their initials as an extension?

    3. Re:We got it via ICQ. by RulesLawyer · · Score: 1

      For temporary backup files? I do it all the time. Say I want to edit autoexec.bat, but want to keep a backup. Say autoexec.bak already exists from a previous backup, and I only want it around temporarily. Why not autoexec.rlz ?

      Or lets say that stupid Outlook Security Update is installed, and I want to send an Access database to a co-worker. I can't send the .mdb file -- Outlook will block it. Why not name it mydb.rlz and send it on (giving instructions to the other side to rename it back to .mdb).

  48. Outlook _can_be_ secure by Matey-O · · Score: 1

    (lost some karma with THAT subject.)

    Is it so tough to punt all attachments that arent .txt or .zip?

    nimda aside (which go in here on developer's IIS boxes) Doing the above will prevent 99% of the stuff hitting outlook in an enterprise.

    (And having a really good virus scanner on the exchange server helps, too)

    --
    "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
    1. Re:Outlook _can_be_ secure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Right!

      Who needs a secure OS!

      Just block all content!!!!

      (Hey, that's what MS is going to do... :-P)

    2. Re:Outlook _can_be_ secure by mach-5 · · Score: 2

      I rarely see any Outlook virii where I work. Although, we are such a large company so we have a crack IT team. I received a notice that they were pushing the extra.dat file for McAffee before I even saw the slashdot post. Also, I never received *anything* in my inbox, so yes, you are correct that good filtering on the exchange server helps...a lot!

  49. 159 bytes? by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    159 KILO-bytes that is...

    symantec : http://www.sarc.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.goner.a @mm.html
    The worm has been packed using a known Portable Executable (PE) packer. The size of the worm unpacked is approximately 159 KB.

    --
    Privacy is terrorism.
    1. Re:159 bytes? by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

      SORRY!!!!!

      --
      Privacy is terrorism.
  50. 3 words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux
    Apache
    Sendmail

  51. Quite Obvious by Cylix · · Score: 2

    This one was very obvious. However, the bottom line is, never open any unknown executables and stay away from clients that have security issues.

    An interesting question arose out of all this... I have had more then a few emails from people here at work that I don't know. I have to wonder how my email address ends up in so many address books.

    Unfortunately most people won't have the benefit of strangers sending this message.

    Oh beautiful corporate america, may your mail servers be forever fruitful.

    --
    "You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." -- Yogi Berra
    1. Re:Quite Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "However, the bottom line is, never open any unknown executables and stay away from clients that have security issues."

      There goes my new windows install...

    2. Re:Quite Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to wonder how my email address ends up in so many address books.

      Perhaps your system has a global address book set up? Or someone has an alias in their address book to "everyone in the company".

  52. An interesting quote by SomeoneYouDontKnow · · Score: 2

    NEWS.COM has an interesting quote from David Perry of Trend Micro. He says, "Every time enough time goes by that people forget to be wary of these things, it pops up again. Apparently, we have to resign ourselves to the fact that education doesn't work."

    How sad...but true. It's almost like that quote on the (I believe) CDW commercial, where the woman tells the IT manager something to the effect of, "I opened that virus just like you told us not to."

    All it takes is a little dilligence, and these things would be far less of a problem. Not even real dilligence, just less stupidity on the part of users. I mean, a person would have to be living in a cave not to have heard about Melissa, I Love You, Code Red, SirCam, etc. When is it going to sink in that you shouldn't open unexpected e-mail attachments?

    Oh, BTW, the original post stated that this thing is mostly non-destructive. I'm not so sure I'd agree with that assessment. If this thing is stripping out virus scanners and firewalls, it's opening up a machine for other types of attacks. I'd be a little concerned about that.

    --
    That light you see at the end of the tunnel might be from an oncoming train.
    1. Re:An interesting quote by (H)elix1 · · Score: 2

      One of the kickers here is it uses your (outlook) contact list - this way when my Mom gets hit with one of these things, she mails all of my siblings the virus. Its an email from an expected source - thus the "social hack" that makes this thing work as well as it does...

      To add insult to injury, she does not do anything but email. You think she knows about the mess that is out there or the little things called patches on the www thing? I use my Mom as a bar for the unwashed masses - these viri are never going to stop from user education...

    2. Re:An interesting quote by SomeoneYouDontKnow · · Score: 2

      A friend of mine has said he thinks that many people aren't ready, in an evolutionary sense, for the complexities of the Internet and computers. I don't know if I agree with that, but I sure do know that many people have little idea what tools to use on the Net in order to accomplish a goal. At an ISP I worked for, I had a guy call up and ask why he couldn't receive an engineering drawing from someone by e-mail. I asked him how big it was, and he said about 20 MB. He also said that he'd want to be swapping files like this on a daily basis. I told him that our mail servers didn't allow messages that big to be stored, and I also said that it'd take forever to transfer them over the connection he had (dial-up). He then got a little bent out of shape, as if this was somehow something that I should be able to fix for him. I suggested that he could use FTP, but the transfer would still be slow as hell. No, FTP was no good because e-mail was easier, and he wanted to know why he couldn't do it with e-mail. When I explained that the Internet's e-mail system was designed around 30 years ago and was never intended for sending 20 MB files, I think he began to understand.

      I really think that many Internet users haven't a clue as to how the technology works. They seem to liken it in many ways to magic. When they do things within their narrow scope of semi-understanding, they can manage, but when something new and/or unexpected presents itself, they're lost. Worse, many of them seem to be content with that low level of understanding. When a problem happens, no matter how minor, they run to their service provider rather than try to educate themselves. I realize that ISPs should provide support, but you don't see the cable company telling people how to change channels on their TVs or program their VCRs. These are things you're expected to figure out for yourself. It should be the same with computers. If someone is going to spend a large sum of money on one, it would seem that they'd want to know how to use it. As for viruses, you'd think that they'd want to be at least a little clueful, if only to prevent them from losing all their data or from infecting their grandmother's machine. At least, you'd think they would...

      I'm just waiting for a truly destructive worm to come along, something that spreads as fast as the ones we've seen lately but that totally hoses a machine after it's moved along to other users. I'm not saying I want to see this happen--I don't, but we all know it will, sooner or later. Maybe after an attack like that, at least some of the clueless will educate themselves.

      --
      That light you see at the end of the tunnel might be from an oncoming train.
    3. Re:An interesting quote by rseuhs · · Score: 1
      Since /. has turned into a Microsoft-above-all fansite, I'll get flamed for this and lose the little Karma I still have:

      If you are concerned about Viruses and only need EMail, why don't you go out, pick up a Linux-distribution and invest half an hour of time to install it? If your mother does not need any Win32 games, there is not much reason to use Windows.

      OK, sorry I went to far. I apologize.

    4. Re:An interesting quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Linux sucks. Any other questions?

    5. Re:An interesting quote by Error27 · · Score: 2
      I guess I have to disagree with most people in this thread about the users needing education to, "not open attachments."

      The problem is a matter of user interface more than education. Microsoft products should not make it so easy to execute data.

      As far as evolution goes, I would say that developers as well as users are at the caveman stage. It should be much easier to do ordinary things with computers.

      Yesterday, a professor was me about setting up a web page. She wanted to do much of it herself because she wanted to do more advanced things then the school provided web pages did. She was talking about setting up a webserver and some can of a "chat board" where students could discuss things. The thing that makes this interesting is that she has no idea about anything to do with computers.

      Somehow she got the idea that just because setting up a web server and a bbs should be easy to do that it actually was easy to do. Hah! In fact the average computer user has a better chance of getting struck by lighting than being able to set up a bbs on their own.

      You brought up transferring files between computers. This really should be as simple as sending an email. But frankly it's not. I once took hours to set up an ftp server. ICQ is my current favorite so far as ease of use goes but even then there are problems with fire walls etc.

      At school I often want to transfer files from my home computer. But unfortunately, I am behind a firewall at home so I can't do it directly. What I end up doing is, when I'm at home I ftp the files to a temporary ftp site. Then I ssh to the computer on campus where I want to put the files. (This computer doesn't have an ftp server). Then from that computer I ftp to the temporary ftp site and download my files.

      What a horrible horrible mess! Also the ftp protocol is utter crap itself... It's insecure. It continually seems to get binary and text files confused so your data gets screwed up. It doesn't have let you continue a download if you started but got disconnected.

      I really can't blame the users if they don't want to deal with computers any more than they have to.

    6. Re:An interesting quote by (H)elix1 · · Score: 2

      A fair question.

      The box in question is a 486dx2/50 with 16M of RAM - which will still run Win95. At the time I gave it up as a doorstop, I set it up with Juno with the hope she would figure out that might be the best way to contact us. In 96-97, she was not ready for using a shutdown button, much less Pine...

      She did get an ISP through the U when she started taking classes again, and Juno dropped 28.8 modem support. They had docs, an install cd, and handheld her setup. You can imagine my shock!

      Your right, however. Last week my Mom either got hit with CHX? or the CMOS battery is dead and she is really not hitting F1. I will be tossing them a 700mhz duron when we return home this Christmas - pre-loaded with Netscape 6.2 mail client (I blame my spelling on genetics and this is a must for her - I'm reading the pspell and ispell info, but I'm not to the point where I could contribute code yet for Moz)

    7. Re:An interesting quote by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Why? Just use Secure FTP works great. Punch a hole in that damn firewall.

    8. Re:An interesting quote by greenrd · · Score: 1
      I would say that developers as well as users are at the caveman stage.

      In some cases, yes. Macs freezing up so nothing works when packets are dropped (the horrors of cooperative multitasking!); error messages in all kinds of software that are about as useful as a hole in the head; IE6 for Mac that unpacks and executes programs without asking for confirmation!!. The list goes on...

      Somehow she got the idea that just because setting up a web server and a bbs should be easy to do that it actually was easy to do.

      But what she wanted to do could be achieved very easily using a webboard provider. No need to actually set it up on a university server - just use an ASP.

      You brought up transferring files between computers. This really should be as simple as sending an email

      Agreed. IBM's new distributed point-and-click file sharing system (covered on /. recently) could help with this. But standard LAN fileshares (samba etc.) are fairly easy to use, which is something.

      Also the ftp protocol is utter crap itself... It's insecure.

      Yes... scp is better but it's too slow sometimes - it should have the option to only encrypt the authentication and not the actual data itself.

      It doesn't have let you continue a download if you started but got disconnected.

      Incorrect, in practical terms. Many current FTP servers and clients (but NOT IE, netscape or mozilla, AFAIK) support resume now.

    9. Re:An interesting quote by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      Try using scp...

    10. Re:An interesting quote by Error27 · · Score: 2

      >>But standard LAN fileshares (samba etc.) are fairly easy to use, which is something.

      SMB has a very insecure user interface. Most people who share stuff with SMB do it by mistake.

  53. Why, oh why, do they keep opening these things? by FireballFreddy · · Score: 1

    Has anybody else noticed:

    1. These attachments usually get opened by the non-technical people in HR, or the supposedly technical people in remote offices, and the same people just keep opening them?

    2. The actions of these few people limit the productivity of *everybody*.

    I think companies should implement harsh policies against this. Open an attachment once, you get chastized by the IT department. Open another one and you get fined/fired. Natural selection... if they can't figure this stuff out, then they probably aren't smart enough for their job.

    -FF

    --
    SQUEAK, the Death of Rats explained.
    1. Re:Why, oh why, do they keep opening these things? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you tried to (re)boot the (l)users?

    2. Re:Why, oh why, do they keep opening these things? by d-e-w · · Score: 1

      It's a bad time of year. There is a certain group of people around the office who pass around screen savers and other executables (bad people! very bad people!) during the holiday season. And surprise, surprise! That group just managed to fill my inbox with copies of Goner in five minutes flat. We'd been doing so good up to this point ... managed to bypass everything since ILoveYou.

      Executables and screensavers should be banned at the server ... no matter who whines. If someone internal *needs* to pass around an executable, that's what the intranet is for.

    3. Re:Why, oh why, do they keep opening these things? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's just one tiny problem with that.

      Do *you* want to try to fire the CEO? ^_^

      Some are smarter than that, and are technocally proficient. Others, though...

      -- Nick

  54. Now I have some extra ammo... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Redundant

    To explain to others why Windows-based firewalls like ZoneAlarm and BlackIce are inherently less secure than dedicated firewall devices and dedicated Linux firewall solutions...the fact that they run on Windows means they can be knocked dead by a virus.

    And speaking of antivirus software...everyone at my company received a warning email about this virus today from the admin. I took the opportunity to reply back to his email with the following:

    *****
    On the topic of virii, Mcafee and Symantec's Norton AV may be leaving a "backdoor" open in its future product updates to accomodate the FBI's Magic Lantern virus for Outlook. I doubt the government really wants to spy on us, but think of this:

    As soon as someone figures out how to mimmick Magic Lantern's signature/fingerprint/code/etc., crackers everywhere will have an easy way into any computer protected by Mcafee or Norton AV. Wave good-bye to confidentialty. This is rather alarming. Here's a link to an article from Wired:

    http://www.wired.com/news/conflict/0,2100,48648, 00 .html

    Here is a link to an article on the topic from the Forum on Risks to the Public in Computers and Related Systems

    http://catless.ncl.ac.uk/Risks/21.77.html

    This is just a junior analyst's opinion, but I would begin seeking virus protection alternatives.
    *****

    1. Re:Now I have some extra ammo... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no danger of anyone mimicking Magic
      Lantern's virus signature as a way past anti-virus software.

      The "signature" is actually an arbitrary choice
      of some strings or a checksum from the virus.
      Your "mimick" virus must have some difference
      from Magic Lantern, or else it would _be_ Magic
      Lantern - and that difference will be used to
      make a signature to detect the virus with.

      If AV vendors choose not to detect Magic Lantern it means that they will just not include a
      "signature" for it in their database but
      they will include viruses, even if it is harder
      work than normal to choose a test which doesn't
      detect Magic Lantern.

  55. Lol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CEO's are funny. Usually so out of touch with the actual running of their business that they have time to play golf. My favorite CEO story is at a large Mortgage company I was working for we had a change in the way we submit mortgage bid sheets and the change would allow us (the company, not me) to make an additional 150,000 in the first 3 days. However, since to make a change we had to get 30 VP signatures before implementing a change (the reason it took 3 days) we lost that money. Pathetic when companies get so big noone has the balls to make a decision. Such is corporate life.

  56. Sorry about the double-post... by tswinzig · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...I was in a harry.

    --

    "And like that ... he's gone."
  57. installs takeover script by Proud+Geek · · Score: 3, Informative

    According to the Symantec page it will install robot scripts if you have mIRC installed. Add that to the 'really-is-harmful' list.

    --

    Even Slashdot wants to hide some things

    1. Re:installs takeover script by WNight · · Score: 1

      Heh. Nothing about IRC is mission critical.

      Maybe the virus will take over a few channels, but people will just find a new place to netsex and the world will go on.

      Harmful means deleting files, or worse.

  58. microsoft and their security principals by flipper28 · · Score: 0, Troll

    We're getting hit every day by a virus, although our virus detection software picks it up, I help wondering why microsoft products have so many security flaws.

    Wouldn't you think that they would pull their socks up by now? It's not enough to say that microsoft makes bad software because they're microsoft or some large conglomerate. There must be a reason why (besides saying use linux).

    1. Re:microsoft and their security principals by WildBeast · · Score: 1

      heuh? It's a virus, it should not be executed in the first place.

    2. Re:microsoft and their security principals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft DOES NOT have to make a better product.

      They control the desktop. They will control the servers.

      Do you understand? There is no competition.

      The American culture believes that there is NO ALTERNATIVE to Microsoft.

      Bill Gates = Rich = He must make a better product so we must buy it.

      This is NOT a technical issue, this is a CULTURAL issue.

      Stop being so deaf and dumb. Wake up! ;)

    3. Re:microsoft and their security principals by Stenpas · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's because we're using a technology to do stuff it wasn't designed for. ftp was designed for "attachments" and http was designed for HTML and images. E-mail was designed for only ASCII messages from one person to another. Nothing more.

    4. Re:microsoft and their security principals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a way, software bugs ARE microsoft's business. I'm not making this up; think about it.

      Bugs essentially force users to buy upgrades. "Force" is probably a strong word, but that's the idea. ("Windows 2050 has a shiny new 'my security' panel! Oh, and for you home users, we have a special discount; to obtain this fix for all the screw-ups we made in the previous version, you only have to pay us the same amount of money again! (plus 10%) We got it right this time, honest.")

      Bugs also allow the creation of virii, which provide important press opportunities. ("Ah, of course, it's all the work of the evil Linux hackers! Get rid of them and the full security disclosure advocates, and you will truly be safe online!")

      When they say "It's not a bug; it's a feature!" they really mean it! But it's a feature for Microsoft and for its future, not for the user. I think this model is starting to come apart at the seams... to me it seems that more and more people are questioning whether they really want/need another Windows upgrade. But I'm sure they'll figure out a new scam, if it comes to that.

    5. Re:microsoft and their security principals by flipper28 · · Score: 1

      I think the problem is that software developers are rushed to get products to market and security is not usually considered a "marketing feature".

    6. Re:microsoft and their security principals by flipper28 · · Score: 1

      i think you're missing the point

  59. Non-destructive.... Read Again by erpbridge · · Score: 1
    I think you need to read your descriptions again. Linked right off Network Associates (McAfee's parent company) front page, this notification says that under Win9x/ME, this virus searches for various processes (processee?) for known names, such as ZoneAlarm, Norton Antivirus, Norton Firewall (that's the only names I recognize in the list).

    Finds those processes, kills them, and tries to clear those directories. I'd call that destructive.

  60. 159 BYTES??? WRONG. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Nicely done, Tim! Read the symantec write up:


    The worm has been packed using a known Portable Executable (PE) packer. The size of the worm unpacked is approximately 159 KB.


    That's KB, as in Kilo Bytes. Or KB, as in KayBee, the toystore you go to to amuse your childlike mind. God ya'll is some dumbasses. I admit though, had this bug compressed to 159, that truly would be remarkable. Sadly, that is not the case here at all, and the only remarkable fact is... well, you know.

  61. block .scr extensions by jark · · Score: 1

    corporate IT folks ought to be blocking .scr extensions by default, at either the email gateways or using any virus scanning products that scan email before the mail is delivered to the mail server. doing so would have ensured that your organization was not infected with this evil virus.

    within the first 12 hours since being notified of this virus, our organization has seen almost 1000 reports of .scr attachments being stripped, and we're handling only around 2000 email boxes!

  62. This shouldn't need to be news anymore by llamalicious · · Score: 1

    By this time in history, sysadmins of windows networks and email servers who have a majority of users running Outlook should already have setup their systems to be unaffected by this type of worm.

    Things like this can simply be disabled at the root by disallowing suspect extensions, like .scr at the server level.

    C'mon, why would you need to email screensavers around anyway... zip it and save some bandwidth.

    True, many people need to send every other type of attachment, and it doesn't fix the basic problem M$ has with security in their products, but if the sysadmins don't do their job, it just help guarantee the proliferation of these things.

    that's my 2 cents; and I'd like a rebate.

  63. Last Straw, the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    This is the last straw. I have already talked to all of the relevant managers and we are slated to migrate all of our users e-mail action to Eudora starting in January.

    We have always used Outlook/Outlook Express because it's "free" and requires a little less work setting up than Eudora (it's already installed for example).

    But that convenience comes at a huge price, thanks to the freaks at Microsoft who decided that it was a good idea to create such promiscuous software.

    "Hey guys, let's try to create an email client that runs untrusted code (Visual Basic of course) automatically! After that's done, we'll do the same thing with our word processing and spreadsheet software. And while we're at it, let's integrate it all really tightly with the OS -- for maximum destructive effect ^H^H^H^H^H^H usability. Excellent!"

    The time for change has come. Just say NO to Outlook Express and Outlook!

    1. Re:Last Straw, the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a clueless ass. Are you telling me that you can't receive attachments in Eudora?

  64. DDoS by Reckless+Visionary · · Score: 2
    It doesn't just delete files. As Symnatec reports:

    "If IRC is installed, this worm can also insert mIRC scripts that will enable the computer to be used in Denial of Service (DOS) attacks."

    --
    I think I'll stop here.
  65. MS handling the bug by Telastyn · · Score: 1

    Note that the most recent version of outlook says "This is a .scr, don't open this you moron." and prevents the user from opening it.

  66. This is nothing. Wait a few days by ellem · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This virus has two real goals:

    1 -- Proagate
    2 -- Disable Anti Virus

    This worm is a setup. So in a few days the 31337 h4x0rs will release the REAL virus that does the REAL damage to the people whose defenses have been compromised.

    I love being a Win Sys Admin

    Anyone need a an OSX admin?

    --
    This .sig is fake but accurate.
  67. Not just DoS from e-mail forwarding... by Cutriss · · Score: 2

    Goner is apparently non-destructive other than the normal DoS issues with the load from it forwarding itself everywhere.

    Per the Symantec virus warning, it will also use IRC bots to commit DoS attacks.

    --
    "Mod, mod, mod...and another troll bites the dust."
  68. URL is wrong for antivirus info by Electronic_castaway · · Score: 1

    I got one today and didn't get bit, I keep the Preview pane turned to OFF, Works well to keep those HTML email that register who is opening their mail so they can keep you on as an active victim. (err, client). Using simple precautions keeps away most virii.

    Additionally You can look and see what attachments are in a message in outlook without reading the message.

    In Outlook Right-Click and select view attachment. It will display something like "gone.src"

    BTW, The actual URL of Mcafee's site is http://www.mcafee.com/anti-virus/

  69. 159 KB not 159 bytes by weezel · · Score: 1, Redundant
    From the Symantec link:

    The worm has been packed using a known Portable Executable (PE) packer. The size of the worm unpacked is approximately 159 KB.


    Is it too much to expect the editors of Slashdot to even begin to do their jobs?
    --
    EOF
  70. Yes, non-destructive by Mdog · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd still consider it non-destructive. It is only trying to keep itself alive, not destroy "unrealted" parts of your system.

    1. Re:Yes, non-destructive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...

      never mind.

    2. Re:Yes, non-destructive by dimator · · Score: 1

      It is only trying to keep itself alive

      The poor little thing is just trying to survive! Cut it a break...

      --
      python -c "x='python -c %sx=%s; print x%%(chr(34),repr(x),chr(34))%s'; print x%(chr(34),repr(x),chr(34))"
    3. Re:Yes, non-destructive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Survival of the fittest! Evolution in action!

      Why does everone think this is bad?

  71. Oh please, lets not blame outlook AGAIN by 19Buck · · Score: 0
    Let's try blaming the stupid users that ~still~ continue to fricken open suspcious attachements.

    So what if the virus uses the outlook address book to spread? it wouldn't have the ~chance~ to if moronic users would stop fricken opening attachements they don't know anything about!

  72. a real "Trojan horse" by mblase · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great -- someone's finally figured out that they can create a Trojan horse that not only digs a back door into your system, but silently kills off the guards at the front as well.

    Next thing we know they'll be rewriting Microsoft's system auto-updater to download even more viral code into your system. Won't that be nice?

    1. Re:a real "Trojan horse" by jayhawk88 · · Score: 2

      Surely an attempt to delete [virusscanner].EXE is one of the first things any respectable virus scan program should monitor and attempt to prevent, or at least warn of?

    2. Re:a real "Trojan horse" by fwankypoo · · Score: 1

      If you read the McAfee notice, you would have seen thatthe first the the worm does on being loaded is halting any and all running processes that match the list of files it wants to delete. By stopping any AV software before deleting it, the worm can get away with it.

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    3. Re:a real "Trojan horse" by jayhawk88 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But again, if a virus can just arbitrarily stop a virus scanner, without the scanner flagging up so much of a warning (think the "warning" virus scanners throw up if you try to modify the boot record), what good is the scanner?

      Maybe I've just answered my own question, but it seems to me as much practice as they've had at it in the Windows world, virus scanners ought to be a little more bullet-proof.

    4. Re:a real "Trojan horse" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah why don't they just make those files immutable. A simple chattr +i will do the trick... oh wait, windows, right, I remember now.

    5. Re:a real "Trojan horse" by Dahan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Under Win9x, how would a virus scanner stop a virus from killing its process? Programs in Win9x have full control of the system; there really isn't much a determined program can't do. Think kill -9 from a root program in Unix; there's nothing you can do to stop it. I guess a Robin Hood and Friar Tuck arrangement might be able to put up some sort of warning, but I suspect there's a way to work around even that.

    6. Re:a real "Trojan horse" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, I see. So AntiVirus scanner software should be designed so that it can't be disabled. So that no other process can terminate it.

      That conjures up a few cute little situations...

    7. Re:a real "Trojan horse" by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 2

      When the executable is copied to the computer, scan the file for strings that match the antivirus software files. Perhaps not foolproof, but an idea.

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    8. Re:a real "Trojan horse" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I notice that the Robin Hood and Friar Tuck story is noted as
      "taken with permission from the Jargon File". Fuck, we have to
      ask EsR's permission to use our own lore now?

    9. Re:a real "Trojan horse" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but it's nice to give attribution when copying text that someone else wrote.

    10. Re:a real "Trojan horse" by Dahan · · Score: 1

      Trivial to defeat, and a high chance for false positives... For example, Goner is compressed--the antivirus EXE names aren't visible. There are a million and one ways of hiding a string in the trojan. And if the antivirus software simply scanned for its own EXE name, you couldn't have text file, Word document, or whatever that had that EXE name. Even the HTML you're reading right now might be flagged as suspicious just because I say NAVW32.EXE or ZONEALARM.EXE :)

    11. Re:a real "Trojan horse" by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 2

      For example, Goner is compressed--the antivirus EXE names aren't visible. There are a million and one ways of hiding a string in the trojan.

      Of course. There are also a million and one ways to undo that obfuscation. And that's what antivirus companies do - they look at the latest viruses, and reverse engineer them.

      And if the antivirus software simply scanned for its own EXE name, you couldn't have text file, Word document, or whatever that had that EXE name.

      Well, I did say "when the executable is copied to the computer". There aren't many valid reasons to have another program's filename in an executable. Some, but not many.

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    12. Re:a real "Trojan horse" by Dahan · · Score: 1
      Of course. There are also a million and one ways to undo that obfuscation. And that's what antivirus companies do - they look at the latest viruses, and reverse engineer them.

      It's already too late by then... if you've already gotten a hold of a copy of the virus to reverse-engineer, you might as well just add it to the database. The idea is to have some way of noticing something suspicious about a brand new virus--one that the AV companies haven't seen yet.

      Well, I did say "when the executable is copied to the computer".

      The problem with Microsoft is that even stuff that you normally wouldn't consider executable is executable... such as Word documents and HTML. Although perhaps the VBScript you can put in a Word document won't let you go so far as making Win32 API calls to kill processes... I'm pretty sure you can create and call ActiveX components though, and it might be possible to exploit a bug in one of those to get it to execute arbitrary code.

  73. Nasty One by Sinjun · · Score: 1

    This one is --deadly-- on the mail services. Unfortunately, only the virus defs. from TODAY (12/4, at least for Norton) can detect the bastard. On W2k you can kill the process, but on 9x you're screwed because it, of course, edits the registry and starts on bootup. It will actually keep the outlook.exe process running as well, pumping out the email, even if you exit the Outlook program.

    Also deletes personal firewall software and anti-virus software. Full list here.

  74. Wonder how this virus will rank ... by CitznFish · · Score: 0

    compared to the 'I Love You' virus. By now many people are wary of anything ending in .vbs that they are sent in their email. This virus ends in .scr. As we know, the dull masses have not been conditioned to fear a file ending in .scr. Plus they will never fear a screensaver. I mean, come on, how dangerous can a screensaver be? :rolleyes: I watched this virus devestate our network and talked to a few friends with the same problems.

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  75. Re:got two this morning you have to run it by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

    Some of us really do need attachments. My clients and I frequently send spreadsheets back and forth for projects. Each of us makes additions and changes to the spreadsheets and sends it back. Therefore, it is not feasible to put a static document up on a web server.

    There is a really easy step we take to make sure that our attachments don't fsck us...we email or phone one another to let the other know that a spreadsheet is coming along. We also use descriptive names for the files that relate to the task at hand, like "Company XYZ Projections."
    Any attachment that arrives outside of this protocol is suspect.

  76. Submitter did not read own references... by Kymermosst · · Score: 2, Informative

    Poster says: Goner is apparently non-destructive other than the normal DoS issues with the load from it forwarding itself everywhere.

    According to Symantec: Deletes files: Attemps to delete several files, including NAV

    Poster says: Two is its small size -- it has a packed form that is only 159 bytes.

    According to Symantec: The size of the worm unpacked is approximately 159 KB and Size of attachment: 38,912 bytes.

    So, when are we going to do some checking first? Deleting files is pretty damn harsh for a "non destructive" virus, and a "packed form that is approximately 159 bytes" is NOT the same as an unpacked form of "159 KB", packed to 38,192 bytes.

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    1. Re:Submitter did not read own references... by fobbman · · Score: 2

      Slashdot: Timeliness First, Acuracie Sekond

  77. Amazing, every time i get a message Hi! it's.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Got some great teen pic's or something! lol... gotta love porn. Now if my wife can just get a job I can afford 6 more websites a month instead of the 2 i've got now!~!

  78. Starting a Virus Collection by Bubblesculpter · · Score: 1

    Hello all,

    During my college days, I remember a friend telling me about somebody who's hobby was collection computer viruses. They had them all on a separate disk, labeled and displayed.

    I thought that would be something cool to do. Maybe burn each of them on a CD-R and make a cool plexiglass lighted display for them.

    Now I'm wondering the best way to go about collecting virii. Especially the classic ones like Michealango, as well as the latest infamous ones.

    Anybody have ideas how to find them in a safe way? i.e. getting the source code, or a binary file which *won't* give me trouble when burning them on a cd? probably just raw text of the source would be fine...

    Let me know!!

    (bonus points if anybody can find resources on the man who had a similar collection)

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    1. Re:Starting a Virus Collection by faeryman · · Score: 0

      back in the day you could download Mac viruses since most of them were nothing more than an entry in the resource fork. i remember seeing various "Infection Collections" on servers.

      as far as finding sources...many old ones are online at various 'hacking' site. example:
      http://www.tlsecurity.net/michael.asm

      i think the easiest way to archive the old ones is via an OS other than the virus' target one. wouldn't have to worry about it messing things up then,or virus scanners going off on it. if you don't have a mac or linux computer laying around, maybe you have a sacrificial x86 laying around to use to simply infect then copy the virus to a safe computer? that would be a pretty fun thing to try (couldnt be that hard seeing as how many times i've heard my friends say they got infected)

      it might be hard to find executables of ones like Michealango though intact, unless you have the time to go through old shareware collections from 10+ years ago. it shouldn't be a problem to get any recent script based worm though *G* they're all over the place.

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    2. Re:Starting a Virus Collection by Bubblesculpter · · Score: 1

      Thanks!

      I got the source for the michaelango virus from that link.

      The plain text source is benign, although the collection would feel cooler if all the CD's had the 'alive' executables that are just ready to jump off the disk and spread. Think of having a big collection of 'em and realizing how much money those innocent lines of code caused the world. Mega millons..

      I then found the source for the I Love You virus using google. Norton did a good job because it wouldn't let me save it as any type of file, so I imported the text from the screen into a .gif and .swf image. Even saving the .fla file from Flash containing the text field with the source got erased from Norton. So I have that one as bitmap image only, which should suffice for the time being..

      hhmm..... maybe I can extend the idea to making sculpture pc's which can be killed dead with a flick of a switch to unleash the virii...

      Any more links or ideas for a virus collection, post them here!

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    3. Re:Starting a Virus Collection by Colin+Bayer · · Score: 1

      My guess is that AntiOnline and their AntiCode archives may be a good place to start, but the newsgroup comp.virus (or something like that) is prolly the best place to check.

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  79. OMG! The Taliban are writing Virii! by CitznFish · · Score: 0

    See the attack came as predicted, just in a totally unexpected way. ;)

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  80. Sue the Bastards!! by JThaddeus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Okay, so Microsloth is too big to challenge, right? So, why don't UNIX/Linux sites sue the owners of Windows servers when IIE, IE, Outlook, etc. starts bombarding the UNIX boxes with crap. It's a DoS, right? And those Windows boobs are too stupid to manage their software correctly, right? Get those bastards to wise up or run a **real** OS! Maybe we can drive Microsoft out of the enterprise computing business by making the cost of running their software too high!

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  81. The woes of having an "A" start your last name by eclectric · · Score: 1

    No comments from the peanut gallery.

    On a local address book of 20k exchange users.

    thank God it's so easy to turn on a filter in outlook. This is really something you just can't blame MS for any more. They fixed this problem more than a year ago (remember Iluvyou?) I hate moronic people. Why are they allowed computers?

  82. You can lead a horse to water... by Rocketboy · · Score: 2

    We're running NT 4.0 and using Lotus Notes as our e-mail client. Despite regular and repeated admonishments we've had two users open these damn things. Well, this was predictable and that's one big reason we're using Notes instead of Outlook: at least we won't be spreading this crap.

    Funny, though: both computers were infected but only one had gotten around to adding itself to the registry, and neither one deleted McAfee. I wonder if these things are on a timer where they don't do their bad shit right away upon infection? Probably a bug... :)

  83. Quick bugger by Talsin · · Score: 1

    We started getting copies of this about 2 hours ago and already our bandwith is off the scale from normal opps. We dont run outlook and got lucky there, but it is nasty on our systems. It attempts to delete several files and most interestingly Norton AntiVirus itself. The one system I have attempted to clean reinfected as soon as I attempted to reinstall Norton.

    Norton had updated there Virus Definition files for download, to catch this one you should be up to 12-4.

  84. Re:got two this morning you have to run it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do inexperienced people like you acquire such high karma? You can't spell, your grammar is flawed, and you have little sense of how things work in the real world. Not everyone has the infrastructure needed to implement your web server mechanism. This leaves you with ftp for transferring files, but ftp isn't available for everyone, either. So what they lose by outlawing attachments is an important file transfer mechanism.

  85. pretty crafty by afidel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you reboot without cleaning the system then the virus stops the 3 major Antivirus packages. It then deletes the entire directory where the stopped file was found.

    As one user put it here, these guys are pretty dumb, they need to learn to be more creative. When they come out with one that says free beer click here then I'll be scared.

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  86. Watched this happen by Matts · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I work for a managed security provider and we stopped this using heuristics for all our customers. It's growth rate has been phenomenal, considering it doesn't even use any hacks - it's just a stupid social engineering virus! It was very funny listening to our anti-virus guy on the phone to reporters saying "We've stopped 4000 in the last two hours. No wait, 5000. ... oh, and now 6000".

    The problem is there's *nothing* Microsoft can do to stop this sort of virus, as long as they allow execution of files direct from their email client, and honestly I can't see that stopping (and neither can the people where I work, which they're quite happy about :-)

    I do worry for apps like this on Linux though, as email clients become able to execute attachments. But the benefit is that Linux doesn't assume things based on file suffix, but on their actual mime type. However, that still leaves a possible vulnerability to mime type spoofing, perhaps.

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    1. Re:Watched this happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that Microsoft no longer allows allows you to execute attachments. They've already done what you thought they wouldn't do!

      They're cludging their programs so that, instead of not having the exploits in the first place, you just can't run them through e-mail.

    2. Re:Watched this happen by CaseyB · · Score: 2
      Microsoft can do to stop this sort of virus, as long as they allow execution of files direct from their email client

      That's not even a root cause, it just makes things a little easier for the virus to propagate. If they made it completely impossible to execute attachements in the client, users would simply do what they then learn they're "supposed" to do with attachments -- save them to a file, and then run/view them from the shell. Boom, same result.

      There is no sure-fire fix to prevent this sort of virus. It's not, at it's core, a problem with either the basic functionality of the email software (well written software can only slow down the propagation, not stop it), nor the scope of the user's permissions (it's well within the user's scope to read his own mail, execute software, read his own address book, and send mail). It's a problem with the behaviour of the user.

      As long as it's possible to attach arbitrary files to emails, and run arbitrary code on a machine, they'll propagate. Making it technically impossible to do either of those things a) is difficult, and b) makes the system far less useful.

    3. Re:Watched this happen by Matts · · Score: 2

      Well, as other posters have pointed out, you need to set the execute bits. That's always going to be a task my mother would shy away from. Of course that may also be something that prevents widespread adoption of Unix on the desktop :-)

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    4. Re:Watched this happen by tswinzig · · Score: 5, Informative

      The problem is there's *nothing* Microsoft can do to stop this sort of virus, as long as they allow execution of files direct from their email client, and honestly I can't see that stopping (and neither can the people where I work, which they're quite happy about :-)

      Apparantly your people need to do some research. Microsoft has had a patch out for about a year now that can be installed to prevent Outlook from giving access to any executable file, AND this is the default behavior in Outlook XP/2002.

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    5. Re:Watched this happen by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2
      I'm running Linux (2.4.7-10, yes, RedHat 7.2) Mozilla 0.9.6 and using the email client primarily. Last week I received an email from an Australian client and selected it for preview -- up poped the "Save As or Open" dialog box. This was BadTrans. I didn't open the email - just preview. It would have been easy for me to mistakenly press a key (I wasn't expecting a dialog box, afterall). If this same email with the corrupted MIME header had a destructive ELF executable, everything accessible to my user id would have been threatened (assuming I choose to Open the self-initiating download file either purposefully or accidentally). Of course, since I'm not running as root on my Laptop (an aside: I love how SuSE shows skulls and stuff when a user runs X11 and Gnome/KDE as root), the impact would be minimized, but potentially disasterous nonetheless.

      I've not heard others complain about Mozilla getting tricked by the MIME header...and, yes, this behavior is reproducible.

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    6. Re:Watched this happen by andkaha · · Score: 1
      I do worry for apps like this on Linux though, as email clients become able to execute attachments.

      I remember the days when e-mail was a text-only medium.

      I wonder what went wrong?

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    7. Re:Watched this happen by FattMattP · · Score: 2
      But the benefit is that Linux doesn't assume things based on file suffix, but on their actual mime type.
      Yet mime types are based on file suffixes.
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    8. Re:Watched this happen by Tronster · · Score: 1
      The problem is there's *nothing* Microsoft can do to stop this sort of virus...


      Lotus Notes systems are susceptible to this virus as well.
    9. Re:Watched this happen by darrad · · Score: 1

      The problem is there's *nothing* Microsoft can do to stop this sort of virus, as long as they allow execution of files direct from their email client, and honestly I can't see that stopping (and neither can the people where I work, which they're quite happy about :-)

      The only way to stop this virus, and several others out there is to educate users. Implement a policy at your company that says no sending or receiving of *.exe,*.com,*.etc..... files and you will stop half of them at the door.

      Email is the bane of any system admin, and stupid email users is the death of a lot of them. There is nothing worse than setting up your firewall to block anything known to man, and then turn around and have a user open the attachment and kill the network.

      Of all of the viruses that have hit in the last year, the only one that did any major damage without a user opening the attachment was Nimda. All of the others that hit started with someone opening the file.

    10. Re:Watched this happen by Matts · · Score: 2

      I said "stop". That patch is an option that users can enable or disable. And lots of users will likely disable it so they can run the next silly game, or coke commercial, or screen saver.

      Do you really think we don't research these things? Do some research into the company before you lambast us.

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    11. Re:Watched this happen by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Hmm, Microsoft has had a patch out for about a year now ... and the worm still works very well.
      Might be a case of unwilling, but with a whole year to prepare for the attack, it sure does look like "there's *nothing* Microsoft can do to stop this sort of virus."
      Microsoft having the patch doesn't seem to do much good. Maybe needs something like the users actually installing it?

    12. Re:Watched this happen by smaughster · · Score: 2

      So what you are proposing basically is virus-security through obscurity of exex bits? Where have I heared similar things....

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    13. Re:Watched this happen by awol · · Score: 1

      There is no sure-fire fix to prevent this sort of virus. It's not, at it's core, a problem with either the basic functionality of the email software (well written software can only slow down the propagation, not stop it), nor the scope of the user's permissions (it's well within the user's scope to read his own mail, execute software, read his own address book, and send mail). It's a problem with the behaviour of the user.

      Sure there is, context. These virii are only a problem because they propogate so widely so quickly. Let us use some zero-sum analysis. Every mail that is sent from a given machine is sent by a human doing the mail sending thing or it is not.

      If it is sent by a human being. Then it is not reasonable to send more than one every N seconds or more realistically M every N2 seconds (where N2 is somewhat larger than N). So we can certainly stop the explosive distribution via this vector. Another vector one can identify is that sending the same mail to more than K users in separate mails is something that needs a confirmation (a confirmation that cannot be scripted from within the human usable client). So we are left with the "send the file to many users all in the to: field" vector. This is the only valid example of a use case that mimics the vector that a virus could use. I have not thought of a simple way of stopping the virus from spreading itself in such a way but the non scriptable confirmation process is probably applicable here.

      If it is not sent by a human being then it must not come from a human usable client this way we can constrain the Non-human systems (and certainly one would hope that we can stop them from autoexecuting incoming mails) via the protocol to prevent this kind of thing more easily.

      So we can keep a scripting client. We can even keep a client that can autoexecute attachements, just make sure that a person must initiate all the actions from such a machine

      So you ask about a non scriptable confirmation process. Hmmm, well if you can guarantee that an application cannot pop stuff into the input queue of another application then a simple dialog will do. If you cannot make such a gurantee then generate a bitmap of a number and ask the user to quote the number to free up the action requested. There are surely other ways as well, but these should work wihtout being too onerous.

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  87. McAfee really dropped the ball by HEbGb · · Score: 2

    I got several of these emails this morning, and obviously thought it was a virus, but my McAfee software didn't identify it as such. It passed, no problem.

    So, thinking I needed an update, this afternoon, I downloaded the most recent version of their .dat file (dated 11/28). Still, the virus passed, with no problems.

    I'm pretty disappointed with McAfee for this. An update should have been made immediately available as in, this morning. I imagine a lot of people were stung because the virus definitions weren't updated quickly enough.

    Thankfully, I never use Outlook, so no damage was done.

    1. Re:McAfee really dropped the ball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thankfully, I never use Outlook, so no damage was done.

      It probably scanned your system, found you had deleted Outlook, and declared your system safe. And it was right.

    2. Re:McAfee really dropped the ball by Natasha · · Score: 1

      Hmm, that's funny. They sent me an email and told me where I could download an extra.dat file with the signature so I could throw it on my mail server.

  88. Haven't had a problem with Outlook Virii recently by rediguana · · Score: 1

    I've disabled the preview pane, and automatic send and receive. I have also been using Mailwasher which sits between you and your email box. Its been a useful free Win32 tool in dealing with SPAM, and that is its primary benefit, but I have noticed that it acts as a nice quarantine for incoming mail before it gets to Outlook. I have had plenty of opportunities to squelch virii before they even get to Outlook. Of course it won't save you it you get infected, but it certainly helps reduce the chance of infection.

  89. What's NTFS got to do with it? by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1

    What's NTFS have to do with it? Or is that part of your sig?

    On NT:

    "gone.scr" is a task that's running. It's easily killed.

    "pentagone" is shown as a running app. It's easily ended.

    c:\winnt\system32\gone.scr is HSR, that doesn't stop you from deleting it.

    Then make the registry changes and you're set.

    Well, that's if you're not running outlook. If you are, then you need smack yourself around a while, do the above, uninstall outlook, then you're pretty much set.

    Before I ran the virus, I ran Arkosoft's System Snapshot to see what the virus was doing. Did this at 10:30AM before I knew it was a virus so I could at least figure out how to undo the damage if it hit. Great little app.

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    1. Re:What's NTFS got to do with it? by Havokmon · · Score: 1

      Ok, it's a pre-XP comment..

      If you're running NTFS you should know enough to either do what you said, or not get infected.

      I did not experiment on NT.

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    2. Re:What's NTFS got to do with it? by yellowstone · · Score: 1
      What's NTFS have to do with it?
      There aren't (AFAIK) any DOS compatible drivers for NTFS => if you boot into DOS, all your NTFS partitions are inaccessible...
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    3. Re:What's NTFS got to do with it? by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1

      NTFSDos is one utility that allows you to boot from a floppy and access the NTFS drives. It allows you to write to the NTFS drive, but not to copy files off. (For copying files off, Linux and BSD can both mount NTFS drives and bypass that dreaded NTFS "security"). For NT4, it's a great investment to fix your NTFS problems. Go in, delete the problem file, and you're done. To fix the registry (so it doesn't delete anything, it takes a little more work, but it can be done.

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    4. Re:What's NTFS got to do with it? by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1

      Heh heh... yeah, I would like to think that, but there are a lot of people who bought computers with XP on them.

      With XP, you can just go into safe mode and edit the registry and delete the file, or you can go to the recovery console and delete the file (if you're not worried about losing your AV program).

      Or you can ditch XP and load Linux or FreeBSD...

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  90. Won't work by Tim+Ward · · Score: 1

    The virus writers target Windows for the simple reason that almost everyone is running Windows.

    If almost everyone were to switch to Brand X then yes, that would stop Windows viruses, but only because all the virus writers would now be writing for Brand X.

    1. Re:Won't work by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      But Brand X would be safe, because nobody other than Microsoft (or a Microsoft wanna-be) would write an email client that lets users directly execute an attachment. If everybody used elm/pine/mutt, the virus writers would give up, out of boredom. So it's not just a the-popular-one-gets-targeted problem.

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    2. Re:Won't work by mrseigen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      People would still open and run it anyway.

    3. Re:Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      especially if you restrict the email shell to rbash

  91. a WORM? by BryceH · · Score: 1

    It takes someone clicking on the .scr file to activate it, uh.. thats not a worm. if it looks like a trogan, smells like a trogan, acts like a trogan....

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    "Shut up brain or ill stab you with a Q-tip" Homer Simpson
  92. 29 bytes, with evidence ;-) by CTho9305 · · Score: 1

    micro29. search google for "micro29 source". ;-)
    its a pretty terrible virus... it infects the first file *.C* in the current directory by overwriting the first 29 bytes.

  93. FBI ploy? by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 1

    Okay, before you mod me offtopic, someone was telling me their sys admins were telling the office staff that this worm pretty much destroyed your antivirus software and you'd have to reinstall it.

    Now, wouldn't it be something if the antivirus software you had to reinstall came with all those FBI backdoors we've been hearing about?

    Okay. NOW mod me offtopic.

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  94. Yes, destructive by mj01nir · · Score: 2, Informative

    The parent didn't mention that it deletes the entire directory and all subdirectories of that file as well. I wouldn't call that non-destructive.

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  95. Horray for Hardware Firewalls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was wondering when an e-mail worm was going to meet up with a software firewall killer. I hear 3Com is working on a firewall firmware image that runs on one of their network cards. Worms like this, while still being able to do some damage, might not be able to do as much...

  96. Viruses, not virii by Captain+Morgan · · Score: 1

    Viruses, not virii, as is pointed out ever time a story about a virus comes up on Slashdot ;-)

    Chris

  97. Goner worm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi I asked timothy about this and I thought I should pass it along.
    I was wondering if this new virus would cause problems on my Linus beowulf cluster. He said he couldn't imagine why it would, since my beowulf cluster runs Lniux not Windows.
    Phew.

    Still, I think it's better to be safe than sorry so I'm going to reinstall all of the os's on all of my machines. Then I'm gonna reboot, just to be sure all of my RAM is cleared out.

  98. ahh by spir0 · · Score: 1

    he who laughs longest and hardest is he who uses pine.

    those fools laugh at me for my archaic email client.. well, laugh it up lads.. i'm off to the pub while you try and teach your moronic users time and time again not to open attachments, and not to run them again and again when they haven't appeared to do anything..

    lusers...

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  99. Evolution will support this.. by minus_273 · · Score: 1

    with the new Xinian Evolution Goner plugin. Of course, it is closed source and is not free

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  100. Just got it via fax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First time I've ever had a virus faxed to me!!
    Evidently, it tries anything listed as a form of data contact. It came to work from one of my vendors.

  101. A note to virus writers: by dimator · · Score: 2

    Why do you insist on using only one subject line when having your virus replicate itself? That's the easiest form of detection! If you'd use something less static, say, a random subject out of 50 preset ones, then your virus would spread a LOT more before anyone got wise.

    In addition, it would similarly help to rename the attachment at every iteration too.

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    1. Re:A note to virus writers: by Saint+Nobody · · Score: 2

      i find that the best way to block these things is by matching attachments with the following regular expression (pcre syntax):

      .+\.(?i:exe|com|bat|dll|scr|ocx|vbx|pif|js|vbs|shs )

      i have a perl script which scans for lines that match /Content-(?:Disposition|Type):/ and checks for potentially viral attachments (i.e. windows executables) and redirects them into a separate mail folder. i have another one that appends a configurable extention to windows executables so that users would have to rename them to run them.

      honestly, though, i'm not sure what would happen on the windows side of things if you called a virus ".exe". windows doesn't like filenames that start with a period, and i've never seen it used, so i'll let it slide for now.

      admittedly, these would use a lot of cpu time if implemented for all users on a mail server, but i find it works beautifully for my account on my workstation.

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      #define F(x) int main(){printf(#x,10,#x);}
      F(#define F(x) int main(){printf(#x,10,#x);}%cF(%s))
    2. Re:A note to virus writers: by CyberDruid · · Score: 1

      Why preset?
      Just use a random subject from the victims mailtrash. Or perhaps better yet, the virus could just reply to the mail in the trash (or sent mail or whatever), instead of using the contact list. This would mean sensible subjects and probably better infection rate, since there are usually more addresses in the trash than in the contact list.

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    3. Re:A note to virus writers: by issachar · · Score: 1

      good!

      Then the idiots who send me spam can deal with the problem too.

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    4. Re:A note to virus writers: by airin · · Score: 1

      i believe nimda did this. taking subject and attachment names from the 'my documents' folder. of course, you're right. nimda was much harder to deal with than this one.

  102. exactly... by eclectric · · Score: 1

    This isn't a security flaw (it was, about a year ago, but that flaw was patched). This is users who don't update their software. If linux was on all of these desktops, and a flaw showed up (they do) you can be sure that most users wouldn't ever fix this.

    I know this because I have office XP, and Outlook won't even let me glance sideways at .js, .scr, .bat and other extensions of those types.

    That's one nice thing about winXP. It defaults to the following update scheme "Hey stupid. I've done all the work, click this big flashy button and everything will be OK."

    Microsoft makes some doozies, but there comes a point when there's nothing more a software vender can do to stem the idiocy of their users.

    How would you (the slashdot community) suggest this could be stopped? Don't let script files do mass mailings? I happen to know that there are several beneficial applications of this. In fact, Outlook XP doesn't even let you do that... you have to confirm for every send, so they've basically taken that functionality away. How does linux solve this problem? Obviously it doesn't have attachements, but with GUIs and Ximian become more sophisticated, is it really that far off that you could run malicious code attached to an email?

    1. Re:exactly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can something running as a user disable system processes like virus scanners? They're getting better, but don't give them TOO much credit...

    2. Re:exactly... by dead+sun · · Score: 1
      People still run the thing though. If they're interested enough to run it out of their mail client you'd think they'd probably save it and run it then as well, given half a functional brain cell which knows how to save something. So really is it a failure of the software at all? As you've noted OfficeXP blocks all those executing types of files. Heck, you can rename most .scr files to .exe files and they run that way too, not that most office users have a clue about that.

      The next thing you know is that maybe people will catch on and want some confirmation that the sender meant to send the file. Then you'll see the virus sending a second email 5 minutes later saying "don't worry, it's cool". Then us admins will get to explain that no, no it really wasn't...

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    3. Re:exactly... by jonathan_ingram · · Score: 1

      In the UNIX security model, you have to explicitly set an execution bit on a file in order to run it.

      So, if you download blah.py or blah.sh, by default it's just a text file.

      ... oh, and what is with this 'obviously it doesn't have attachments' comment?

    4. Re:exactly... by brunes69 · · Score: 2

      If you worked at a support desk for even one week, you'd soon realize that no one ever saves their email, or any attachments within. They leave it in their inbox, until it reaches their quota limit of 500 megs or so. By this time, 95% of the stuff is so old it's useless, and they delete it all. The rest of it, instead of saving the humongious attachments, what do they do??? They create outlook folder son their HD, and move the emails there! Then they wonder what happened when their files get corrupted, maybe has something to do with the fact you have this one .pst file that is 1.5 GB.

    5. Re:exactly... by demo · · Score: 1

      Well, yes and no.

      You could always launch the interpreter for the file.
      Example:
      Upon recieving a .jpg, my magical email program would launch 'display $attachment'. (No +x needed)
      ...and further...
      Upon reciecing a .py|.pl|.sh my magical email program would launch 'python|perl|sh $attachment'.

      HTH

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    6. Re:exactly... by dead+sun · · Score: 1
      I've worked tech support at an ISP for two summers (and am out of that hell-hole now, thankfully). I know that they leave the mail in there, even the people who used webmail exclusively. Now you'd think that they would just save the thing when they download it, but they still leave anything and everything in their mailboxes. I know some people did at least with images, because they were glad that they still existed in their inbox when they "had to format their hard drive". Not that that just reinforced a nasty habit we were trying to break them of.

      My point was more that if users were forced to save and then run, they would do so (and leave it in their inbox as well, as theory dictates) and still infect everybody the world over.

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    7. Re:exactly... by zootie · · Score: 2, Informative
      Yep, the Outlook security patch has been out for a while. This virus (and most of the virus out there) have more to do with user education than with Microsoft's competence. If you have the patch installed, this virus doesn't deserve much attention, it's interesting that is is starting to use other APIs (like ICQ and mIRC).

      If you have Outlook with Exchange Server, you can disable the warning about a virus when sending bulk mails (or programmatic mails), and you can gain access to those dangerous attachments (like MDBs or EXE), and you can get rid of the warning depending on the user. Just check the documentation for the patch. It is a bit of a pain (you can't specify groups/distribution lists, you have to specify the specific users), but it gets the job done (restricts most users, and allows you to give permissions to responsible users).

      Also, if you have applications using CDO, but which to port them to an API that is less attacked, you might want to consider Outlook Redemption. It is code compatible with CDO, and even has additional MAPI functionality.

    8. Re:exactly... by Arlet · · Score: 2

      The real issue here is that the files shouldn't get corrupted, even if your .pst file is 1.5GB. I keep a lot of stuff in my outlook folders too, organized by topic, including any attachments people may have used. This makes it really easy to view the same thread a year later. There is no fundamental reason why putting 1.5G worth of documents straight on the disk should be any better or more efficient than leaving them in your mailboxes. People aren't supposed to know this, anyway. They're supposed to do their work, and not have to worry how big their mail database has gotten.

    9. Re:exactly... by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      If the software needs to be patched and it is not patched, that situation looks like a doozy of a security flaw.
      My guess is that whenever Linux does come equipped with self-executable email attachments and web-based gizmos, that enough will be swiped from FreeBSD jail and extended so that it can be done with impunity. Bit like doing rm -rf / by a throwaway account.

  103. Same here by truthsearch · · Score: 2

    My office just got it as well. Our Exchange servers have at least 2000 contacts and groups in the global e-mail list, so it seems to go through most of that list and e-mail everyone. We seem to have some sort of virus "catcher" running that removes most of the viruses, but those that get through send out thousands, so the e-mail groups are almost getting a few thousand e-mails each. Even with the virus removed, that's a lot of e-mails going around just within an hour or so.

    Now that I think about it, it's spreading amazingly slow in my office (we have approx. 20 international offices). This is sort of a good load test of our servers. Seems my company's setup of Exchange servers suck when hit with that many e-mails in a short period of time. But then again, I don't really know how another comparative e-mail server setup would fare.

  104. Re:nope, sorry. [OT] by CoolVibe · · Score: 1
    Then the kiddies will look at Slashcode, and discover that "where" is constantly misspelled as "were"

    What boggles me is why they (the slashcode writers) don't have errors with their SQL syntax all the time if they do that consistently.

    Just a thought... Yeah offtopic. There goes my karma...

  105. Winworm Statistics by ByTor-2112 · · Score: 1

    Has anyone run any statistics on the frequency of these worms? Seems like it's a very regular basis.

    Also, I suggest someone start a sourceforge project for a "email virus subject generator" to make it easier on these guys!

  106. Re:What? Still? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's probably the only way these people will ever read the memo.

  107. When will people learn???????? by charon.de · · Score: 1

    After reading articles like this every second week, I ask my self, when will people learn NOT to use any M$ toy "OS" beside using it for something like playing games, not attachet to the internet of course.

    Yes, NT got once C2 security, if it was in a locked room, all network devices ripped of and floppy/CD removed, guess why? It's a piece of crap....

    Michael

  108. bah, put the blame where it belongs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft has had a patch available that disables .src and many of the other extensions that these virii use. The thing is, the patch has been there, ready to download, since JUNE of 2000!!! Holy shit people, why don't you all have this already taken care of already?

    My shop NEVER gets these things. When you IT geeks are bitching to your bosses about how much MS sucks and begging to be able to switch the whole shop over to *nix, do you tell him/her that there has been a patch available for well over a year that would have stopped this?

    I bet you guys all leave that part out, don't you?

    I have uses for both Windows and various *nix's, so I use them both. But I at least attempt to keep the windows environment in tip top shape.

    How many of you "IT professionals" are sacrificing your shops systems by not applying obvious security updates, like the one I mentioned, just because you resent having to use Windows?

    I just happened to bump into some upper management of one of my companies associates, he was complaining about his shop getting destroyed by this virus today. His ears really perked up when I told him about the MS security patch that had been around since June of 2000. I think he will be looking for a new "IT professional" to run his place of business soon. I hate to get a guy fired, but such is life.

    The blame for this mess is on 1. Lazy/Ignorant IT people or 2. Linux loving geeks who want to use *nix at work, so they want to see MS fail, so they don't bother taking care of windows security.

    I don't know which category the guy I probably got fired fell under. How about the rest of you guys who said your shops were hit? Which one are you?

    1. Re:bah, put the blame where it belongs by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
      OK- how many clicks does it take to get to this patch you speak of, assuming the person going on the web to get the patch KNOWS EXACTLY where to go?

      And- how many Microsoft operating systems have been released since the patch was made public- with the vulnerability intact?

      This is not an oversight. This is policy.

    2. Re:bah, put the blame where it belongs by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Go to www.microsoft.com/office Click 'downloads' Click 'Outlook.' There's the list. Look for things like 'E-mail Security.' Or just run a damn virus scanner. You lock your doors for a reason.

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    3. Re:bah, put the blame where it belongs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, if you can do anything with Linux, I'm sure finding security updates for Office isn't beyond your ability.

      Unless you are trying to say that working with various flavors of *nix is easier than updating an MS Office product.

    4. Re:bah, put the blame where it belongs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is even easier than that:

      http://office.microsoft.com

      Click office updates

      It scans and tells you exactly what is missing.

    5. Re:bah, put the blame where it belongs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that the number of click is not a good measure.

      Have you heard of the game 6 clicks to pr0n?

      What you do is try take a website and find pr0n within 6 clicks. Typing is not allowed. I have heard that it is possible to do it from disney.com although I couldn't find a way to do it myself.

      With slashdot there is an anime' link that links to a page that links to hentia. Four clicks to pr0n!

      1 out of 10 ecomerse web servers running IIS still has a backdoor in it from Code Red. With figures that astoundingly bad I don't think you can argue that the users are totally to blame.

      Microsoft should put the links on the front page like Debian does instead of hiding them in back corners. And Microsoft should make updating as easy as Debian does...

      Microsoft appologists are not doing anyone a favour by pretending there isn't a problem.

  109. Not an outlook worm, an outlook express worm by Betcour · · Score: 1

    At least on my current version of Outlook (XP), the mail reader won't let you open any exe, com, pif, hlp, vbs or scr sent with a file. It is even a pain in the butt since there's no possible way to open such attachement even if you really want to (I have to remail it to myself and open with outlook express).

    1. Re:Not an outlook worm, an outlook express worm by simetra · · Score: 1

      HUH? You should be able to save whatever attachment and launch it from wherever you save it, rather than just launch it from within your email program.

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    2. Re:Not an outlook worm, an outlook express worm by Zico · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nope. With Outlook 2002 (XP), Outlook 2000 with SP2, or Outlook 98 or 2000 with the Email Security Update, you can't even save the attachment elsewhere, or open it or forward it to someone else. See http://www.slipstick.com/outlook/esecup.htm#attsec .

    3. Re:Not an outlook worm, an outlook express worm by Zico · · Score: 4, Informative

      Au contraire, mon frere! Just go to http://www.slipstick.com/outlook/esecup/getexe.htm #ol2002 and get the registry-editing instructions or downloadable tools to let you determine the Outlook 2000/2002 (XP) security settings on any type of file you want. I recommend the "Attachment Security Options" tool, myself.

    4. Re:Not an outlook worm, an outlook express worm by simetra · · Score: 1

      That's crazy.
      The one good thing about using Groupwise is that it isn't Outlook. heh.

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    5. Re:Not an outlook worm, an outlook express worm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You_Are_An_Idiot...please shut up now and try to learn something before you display your astounding stupidity to everyone on /.

    6. Re:Not an outlook worm, an outlook express worm by Tychoma · · Score: 1

      There is a registry hack that restores Outlook XP to the previous level of security, I.E you have to save the exe before you can run it.

      Not sure why you would bother though, if you're expecting someone to send you an exe then just get them to zip it before sending & if you aren't expecting an exe from someone then you don't bloody run it.

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    7. Re:Not an outlook worm, an outlook express worm by netsharc · · Score: 0

      Talk about fucked up, hey? MS removes the attachment feature because users are too fucking stupid to realize they shouldn't trust all emails with attachment. I use Outlook 2000 (I don't run untrusted attachments, and double-clicking a vbs file opens it in Notepad on my PC) and no way I'm upgrading to Office XP. But there is a way around it involving hex-editing a particular DLL and changing the banned extensions to "LOL", "OMG", etc (More about it at the bottom of this page)..

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    8. Re:Not an outlook worm, an outlook express worm by gpinzone · · Score: 0

      That reminds me... Why don't people compress their files before attaching them? Aside from the Outlook "ban" on certain file extensions, the file size is going to be a lot smaller. It's not a big deal when you are connected to the network directly through an ethernet cable, but for cry-not-loud, have some mercy on dial-up users trying to retrieve their mail on the road.

  110. Not McAfee's fault! by Tim+Ward · · Score: 1

    If "a lot of people were stung" it's because they deliberately chose to run executables that they unexpectedly received via email. After being told not to how many times?

  111. that's what you get for using mirc. by eclectric · · Score: 1

    Unlike being shackled with outlook as some of us are, no one has to use mirc. And no one should.

    1. Re:that's what you get for using mirc. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mirc is an addiction: but a pleasant one.
      However, I cannot come up with a single reason to run it at work.

    2. Re:that's what you get for using mirc. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      So what would you use instead? "Pirch"? mIRC is the only decent IRC client on Windows there is.

    3. Re:that's what you get for using mirc. by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "So what would you use instead? "Pirch"? mIRC is the only decent IRC client on Windows there is."

      Have you seen Klient?

    4. Re:that's what you get for using mirc. by Colin+Bayer · · Score: 1

      > mIRC is the only decent IRC client on Windows there is.

      Uhm, what about X-Chat for Windows? The installer is right here

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  112. I wonder what IP is targeted for the DOS attacks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If anyone gets a hold of this bugger, I'de be curiouse in seeing what IP it targets for the DOS attacks.

    -"Love thine enemies"...hehe...yeah right...

  113. No support here! by Goner · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am ashamed that anyone would intentionally use my Slashdot account name to bolster the popularity and reputation of their sick virus. I'm sure the hackers who created this monstrosity were well versed in such hacker tools as Bonzi Buddy and Lunix. If they think I would come out and support such a destructive screen saver they are very, very wrong. If God wanted toasters to fly, he would have given them wings.

    So, you hackers, where ever you are, Goner (of Slashdot lore) does not approve!

    1. Re:No support here! by Zalgon+26+McGee · · Score: 1

      (+1, Sympathy)

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    2. Re:No support here! by EEEthan · · Score: 1

      This is bs. This guy obviously wrote the virus...maybe I should stop icqing him...

    3. Re:No support here! by aozilla · · Score: 2

      Hahahahaha. Have fun when the FBI comes to your door and detains you as a material witness in a terrorist activity! You picked the wrong handle, man.

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    4. Re:No support here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your a gonner mate.

    5. Re:No support here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coming soon: the aozilla worm...

      mwah hah haaa!

  114. In defense of Microsoft...... by cscx · · Score: 3, Interesting
    OK, I want all you Outlook-haters to read this: In outlook xp, you have to edit the registry if you want to be able to open .exe, .vbs, et cetera attachments. No ifs, ands or buts from Outlook. Which brings me to my next point... If people are generally so stupid they open attachments like this, they need to pack up their computer and put the box in their closet. I mean, shit, I could write a .vbs file, send it to someone running Pine under Win32 - what stops them from saving it and running the file. What also pisses me off is the people that say "oh I run Linux so I'm fine"... well buddy, I could send you


    #!/bin/sh
    rm -rf /*


    and say "Hey, run this!". Thing is, most Linux users are geekier than the average windows user, and will think twice before doing so! See, the problem here is not Outlook itself, but the incompetence of the people using it. Yay MS for disabling exes by default... just reminds me of all those Flash animations that make the e-mail rounds that could be virus laden.....

    1. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by kingos · · Score: 1
      rm -rf /*

      Of course the obvious problem with this is that the file system permissions will only allow the user's home directory to be deleted (and maybe one or two others). Unlike windows 98 etc. where anyone can delete anything ...

    2. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the best part is that you won't get much done with that script, as most users aren't Root. Nice thought, though.

    3. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by rasactive · · Score: 1

      rm -rf /*

      You don't need the * there. That's what the recursion in -r takes care of. But then again why the hell would I be reading mail as root (the only account on which running this script would actually do anything).

    4. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by Azog · · Score: 3, Flamebait
      Mmmm, one important point you missed:

      What also pisses me off is the people that say "oh I run Linux so I'm fine"... well buddy, I could send you

      #!/bin/sh
      rm -rf /*
      Gee, I just tried that, and all it did was print a million "Permission denied" messages. Oh, and it messed up my test account, but I fixed that with "su, deluser test, rm -rf /home/test, adduser test", and everything's back to normal.

      Anyone else out there got some email viruses they want me to try out on my Linux box? They probably won't work either.

      Warning to Linux non-experts: if you want to try this yourself, note that running rm -rf /* will delete any file owned by the person who runs the command.

      Before you run anything off the network, you should switch your user (using the su command) to a "test" user that doesn't own any important files. You can set up a test user account by doing an "su root", "adduser test", and then "passwd test" to set the test user's password.

      Carry on mocking Windows at your leisure... Or maybe the Microsoft apologists could write a little explanation of how to set up a safe testing account on Windows? Oh, that's right you can't, too bad about that.

      (snicker)
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    5. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by Azog · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      oops, correction: rm -rf /* will delete any file in a directory writable by the person who runs the command, with a few exceptions.

      On most Linux systems, that's almost exactly the same thing as what I said, but I thought I'd correct myself before someone else does.

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    6. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by PenguiN42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or maybe the Microsoft apologists could write a little explanation of how to set up a safe testing account on Windows? Oh, that's right you can't, too bad about that.

      What the hell?

      win2000: Save your executable, make it executable by everyone, then log out and log back in as "guest." The default guest account on win2000 doesn't have access to shite.

      winxp: same thing, except you can log in as guest without logging out from your previous account (yeh i know, not that special).

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    7. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by PenguiN42 · · Score: 1

      oh silly me, almost forgot about "Run As."

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    8. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, because ALL your files / data are under another account. You have your "special" account to read just that msg so all that that script would do is delete it.

      Give me a break.

    9. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by NerveGas · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      but I fixed that with "su, deluser test, rm -rf /home/test, adduser test"

      Tsk, tsk. Try this, give your keyboard a break:

      deluser -r test; adduser test

      steve

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    10. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Oh, and it messed up my test account, but I fixed that with "su, deluser test, rm -rf /home/test, adduser test", and everything's back to normal.
      Oh, and for all you 'Linux non-experts' if you do this to an actual user's directory, well, they're not going to be happy. Hope you've got those backups. The point he was trying to make is that it's not a matter of system security, it's a matter user education. How many 'oh look I installed linux' users are running vulnerable versions of wu-ftpd, bind, lpr, and so on? Lots.
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    11. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by cscx · · Score: 4, Troll
      Or maybe the Microsoft apologists could write a little explanation of how to set up a safe testing account on Windows? Oh, that's right you can't, too bad about that

      Mmmkay, let's give this a try shall we?

      1. Set up NTFS ACLs properly - this includes giving SYSTEM rights to what needs to have it, along with the Administrators group, etc. Users should only have read access. (Most experienced NT end-users should already have done this a long time ago; if you're on a properly set-up network, it should have been done already!)

      2. Open up the MMC, go to users and groups, and add a user. Make it a member of the Users group, which you have already set up as to only have read access (heck, you can set it up to everything BUT delete access... NTFS ACLs are so specific and expansive it beats rwxrwxrwx hands down :-/) and also give it full access to its home directory under "Documents and Settings\user"

      3. Log in as that user.

      4. Open up a command prompt.

      C:\>del /F/Q *.*
      C:\New Text Document (2).txt
      Access is denied.
      C:\New Text Document.txt
      Access is denied.
      etc...

      Oh wait, I didn't ever have to log in! Ever seen 2000's oh-so-cool "Run as different user" option on the property sheets? Guess not.

      I think it's about time the zealots pull their heads out of their asses before they go and flame someone on a topic they know nothing about.

    12. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and now with Debian on Windows (tm) you too can rm -rf with glee!

    13. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by ColaMan · · Score: 2

      In outlook xp, you have to edit the registry if you want to be able to open

      That'd be great except that not everyone can afford Office XP.

      We're stuck with office 97 because to upgrade to Office(n+1) is equivalent to a *whole years wages* for one of our employees.

      I'd prefer to keep that employee, as they are the ones making the money :-)
      It's a non-issue if you can install an upstream filter to weed out all the executable attachments.

      I like this procmail scanner myself

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    14. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unix is a multi-user OS by design. Windows now tries to be one by redesign.

    15. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by slamb · · Score: 1

      Set up NTFS ACLs properly - this includes giving SYSTEM rights to what needs to have it, along with the Administrators group, etc. Users should only have read access.

      I've tried this before; it doesn't work out well. The operating system has support for it but applications don't. Intervideo WinDVD, for example, doesn't work on my machine unless I'm at least a Power User. There are plenty of other applications that don't work. That's the problem with adding important security features while maintaining backward compatibilitythe programs available for the system don't get along well with those features.

    16. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by Azog · · Score: 3, Troll
      So, cscx says:

      Mmmkay, let's give this a try shall we?

      [...](sketchy explanation of how to set up a throwaway test account deleted)[...]

      I think it's about time the zealots pull their heads out of their asses before they go and flame someone on a topic they know nothing about.
      Sorry, you lose. Here's why:

      1. That doesn't work on Windows 95, 98, or ME. Those systems just don't have security. Period.

      2. It doesn't work if you aren't using NTFS. A LOT of NT, 2K, and XP systems don't.

      3. You don't have a short, simple description of how to "Set up NTFS ACLs properly". But I don't blame you - a short, simple explanation of that subject is impossible.

      Compare that to Linux. The instructions I gave for setting up a throwaway test account are very simple, can be executed in seconds, and will work on any Linux distribution from the last five years at least.

      That's impossible on Windows, and your post basically proved the point. Thanks!
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    17. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by Azog · · Score: 2

      You are correct, user education is critical, and that was the main point of the original "In defense of Microsoft..." message. And yes, Linux distributions tend to install too many services. Recently this has improved, though, and modern distributions are very easy to keep up to date with point-and-click tools.

      But the point I am trying to make is: Linux will never have the kinds of email worms and viruses that plague the Microsoft world. It just ain't gonna happen.

      Why? Several reasons. Basically, Linux has facilities for security that Windows doesn't, and this really limits the damage that a Linux "virus" can do.

      Imagine two average home users. One is running Windows 98, the other is some modern distro of Linux, Red Hat for example. They get an "email virus". First of all, it's a lot easier to get infected from Outlook than from any Linux email client, and most viruses are for Windows... but ignore all that, suppose they both get an email with a malicious attachment.

      The Windows 98 user double-clicks the file. They are infected. The mail to the Linux user arrives with instructions to save it to disk, chmod +x it, and run it. Suppose they are smart enough to do that, but ignorant enough to not wonder if it is a good idea. So, it's difficult, but they get infected too.

      What is the worst that can happen to these two users?

      The Windows 98 user can lose everything. Maybe even hardware damage - there are viruses that trash the CMOS. The Linux user can only lose their own document files. Yes, that's pretty bad. But the hardware and system software is safe.

      Assume both users have backups of their document files on a CDR, and they have paid for support contracts from Microsoft / Red Hat respectively. So they call for help and explain what happened. Who will be up and running first, with the least amount of pain?

      The Red Hat tech support can find out what happened, walk the user through logging in as root, cleaning up, and restoring documents from backup. This can really be as simple as typing in a half-dozen short commands. It might take half an hour, including the time to update a few RPMs for good measure.

      Microsoft tech support will say: "Reinstall Windows. Reinstall all your drivers. Reinstall all your applications. Set up your system settings all over again. Don't click on email attachments. "

      If the user is lucky (remember they have probably never installed Windows before, it is not really a simple process) they may be up and running after three or four stressful, painful hours.

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    18. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      You are correct to point out in every instance that you assume the person is using windows 98. With 2000 professional and XP, though, all of your arguments fall flat, as both operating systems provide for finer security models than the UNIX world generally has, until you hit trusted solaris level 'secure' distributions, or heavily modified versions of Linux/*BSD or what have you. ACLs, security tokens, and what not. Also, I'll point out that in your tech support example, it's the Microsoft rep that would be correct. It's a given in the world of disaster recovery that a compromised box is restored from system install, then the last KNOWN GOOD (emphasis mine) backups of data, but NEVER the apps. Here's an example. At my last job, there was a 2K server that was out of IT's perview; it was a dev box that they guarded jealously. Fine. After it got spectacularly hacked, it fell under our purview. But we wern't allowed to reformat and reinstall. Fine. A bit later, I was doing a routine check for any NIMDA that might have fallen through our three or four layers of defense; shit happens. I wrote an app that looks for 'root.exe' in various places; great for scanning a subnet remotely for the very backdoor that crackers would use to get in. Anywho, I find a root.exe on this box. Do some frantic checking, and realize that this root.exe was placed there by sadmind a very long time ago. Well sheee-it.

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    19. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by sharkey · · Score: 2

      How many 'oh look I installed linux' users are running vulnerable versions of wu-ftpd, bind, lpr, and so on?

      And how many of them do everything as root? Windows luser or Linux luser, deluser still won't de-luser them.

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    20. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2
      And how many of them do everything as root? Windows luser or Linux luser, deluser still won't de-luser them.
      EXACTLY!
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    21. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Mmmkay, let's give this a try shall we?

      Mmm... What? Where am I!? Last thing I remember reading was something about NTFS ACLs...

    22. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 1

      Well, I sometimes check the support mail for the ISP I work for, and have recieved this virus at least 5 times. The funny thing is, I haven't been infected once! This is because I am not stupid enough to open it up. And I don't click "Okay" when Outlook pops up and says "This may be a virus! foo.scr". Same thing with Linux. Try going on OPN sometime, a lot of channels have blocked root@*, because so many people run their IRC client with root. Unfortunately, even more people run all their windows programs with Administrator. And you can't expect someone who would do something like run a rm / -rf shell script to su to test user to check every attachment. And even someone like me who wouldn't run it and knows the safety of a test user, would never go through the trouble of su'ing to the test user on every email anyway.

    23. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by cscx · · Score: 1
      You don't have a short, simple description of how to "Set up NTFS ACLs properly". But I don't blame you - a short, simple explanation of that subject is impossible.

      Oh, sorry. I just assumed that since you are such a 1337 person you were brilliant enough to figure it out. I guess you were born with a Linux CD in your hand, and never had to consult any other sources to figure it out!!! A true genius we have here, Slashdot readers!! But I forgot that everything related to Windows is always so simplistic. I guess the ACLs thing tripped you up, huh? Maybe ACLs are a concept a little above your level of comprehension?

      If you're really dying to figure it out, I suggest you pick yourself up a copy of Windows NT for Dummies (appropriately named, because, heh, all Windows users are fools, right? Hah!)

      Mod me down if you have to, but I couldn't let this nonsensical troll slide.

    24. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by mattACK · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Profiles directory - Creator Owner FC (or modify)

      In the shell, for me this is:

      cacls "Documents and Settings" /E /G "Creator Owner":C

      Geez that was tough. I don't think you'll find anyone defending Win9x, but you don't often see people attacking it anymore (unless they are desperate to make a point). Don't take offense to that, but NTFS does work if you ask it to.

      Anyway, there is no such thing as a short, simple explanation of security best practices, framework, etc. It is a mindset. Secure it until it doesn't work, open it until it does, standardize on it, and be fluid enough to rip it all out and start over if necessary. OS specifics are detailed out in the man pages/.hlp/.chm/whatever.

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    25. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      HeHe. "Set up NTFS ACLs properly" is a prerequisite for setting up a throwaway test account. It's long and painful to do a very poor job of it. I'm not about to try to harden the filesystem from new accounts.
      NTFS ACLs are so specific and expansive it beats rwxrwxrwx hands down. Quick, who has what kind of access to what? Good idea for a few dozen files. Major pain for several thousand. I suspect most *nix users barely make any use of group privileges. Lots of wierd permissions does not help.

    26. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the latest Mandrake 8.1, there are many facilities that discourage this lame practice. One is that the root account in KDE has a bright red background and no icons on the desktop. When a user logs in normally, he/she gets all the normal stuff. This was a brilliant move because most newbies will think 'I don't have shit if I login as root and that red background pisses me off'. Another nice touch is that telnet server isn't installed unless you install it by hand. Props to mandrake for preventing newbies from aiming that double-barrel shotgun root account at their tender feet.

    27. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by platypus · · Score: 1

      Just a comment, something which I vaguely remember reading on ntbugtraq.

      I wouldn't trust "Run As" too much. There may be some nasties w.r.t applications which have several threads running, most importantly IE.

      That means if you have an IE window open as user penguin42, doing a runas on a new IE might _not_ run as testuser (the new IE is just a new thread of the running one, with the same privileges).

    28. Re:In defense of Microsoft...... by Slugbait · · Score: 1
      • Warning to Linux non-experts: if you want to try this yourself, note that running rm -rf /* will delete any file owned by the person who runs the command.

      Actually, it will delete any file or directory for which the uid running the command has permission to delete and can find (not the same as owning the file)

      ... and the "*" is not necessary

      ... and "Linux non-experts"?

  115. For those Mcafee FreeBSD/Linux/Unix Users... by thefatz · · Score: 1
    Here is the update tar file from mcafee's site.
    It has the update for this virus.

    Mcafee virusupdate 4174 datfile in tar format.

    Fatz.

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  116. Re:This is nothing. Wait a few days by linzeal · · Score: 1

    If not a setup than a window of oppurtunity. The virus writers are dying to try out all those virii that they've been saving for christmas.

  117. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how surprising! Another worm that infects the herds of sheeple that run ICQ and Outlook, two of the shittiest programs out there.

    Glad I don't run either one.

  118. Fired-fighting by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    > Do *you* want to try to fire the CEO?

    Actually, that's quite easy. Leak the fact that the CEO did this, and that it cost a buttload of money to clean it up. The shareholders will take it from there.

    Virg

  119. I like the edit by Jailbrekr · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And as many posters have pointed out, "destructive" is in the eye of the beholder.

    Oh come on! In the eye of the beholder? IT FUCKING DELETES FILES.

    Admit when you are wrong. It isn't too hard.

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  120. Evolution? by rlangis · · Score: 1

    Anyone know if Evolution will spread this virus? Since it's supposed to be compatible with Outlook? And if not, does that mean that the Ximian people will have to take the compatibility claim off of the website? ;)

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  121. who uses scripting in outlook? by slashzero · · Score: 1

    What I want to know is who uses scripting in outlook, word or anyother MS Office applications, my suggesting to Microsoft is to take the damn this out of there software and leaving in only where It would be extremely nessesary or at least make it optional in the install so no one will think of installing it unless they actually needed it.

    1. Re:who uses scripting in outlook? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      The macro (VB script) is a very useful feature of any spreadsheet program, included MS Excel, which is a part of Office. My company uses it quite a bit in some complex finance models. The company policy is to make sure macros are disabled before opening any spreadsheet, unless dealing with a certain trusted set of files.

      I say keep the scripting in and let the stupid people suffer for opening unknown files. If a plain tin can appeared on your doorstep, would you just go ahead and open it? Just apply a little real-world common sense and you'll be ok.

    2. Re:who uses scripting in outlook? by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 3, Interesting
      And pass up the possibility of "stopping a variety of antivirus and security applications and deleting all the files in the folders containing those applications. Kaspersky Lab's AVP, Zone Labs' ZoneAlarm, and Internet Security Systems' Black Ice are among the programs affected."? (CNet)

      Those ARE all Microsoft competitors, are they not?

      Microsoft DOES have an inferior product bundled with XP that they wish to prevail against this technically superior (and two-way: no spyware-friendliness like with MS's version) competition, do they not?

      Let me say that I don't know whether Microsoft has spread this worm themselves to take out their competitors, because I don't know where it came from in the first place and I won't have to deal with it except shoveling it out of my Mac/Eudora Light inbox. But you have to ask, 'who benefits?'. And you can't seriously expect Microsoft to get rid of their scripting, when they can use it in so many ways to damage their competitors- and their competitors are not only 'any other software company' but the fundamental technologies of the Internet itself, which they don't own. They _want_ this to happen.

    3. Re:who uses scripting in outlook? by 90XDoubleSide · · Score: 2
      The macro (VB script) is a very useful feature of any spreadsheet program

      But how many people need macros embedded in documents? And the real problem is that VBScript has may too much power. The macro language needs no access to the system beyond Office files.

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  122. the Silent One speaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I share an office with two other developers. One of the two is almost always silent. So I knew something was up when I hear: "Hmmm. Hmmmmm? Uh, guys." For him, this was a novel's worth of communication. I glanced over at his display, which showed an open Outlook *filled* with messages that read "Hi!" for the subject. (Very) shortly afterwards, company-wide email (an exchange server) was completely trashed.

  123. Troll feeding time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More likely a 1337 script kiddie that wants to anonymously annoy someone without much effort. Putting together a vbs to email itself and delete certain programs when it's run is not hard at all, and similar things can be done on any platform.

    Most GNU hippies would rather find a REAL security hole (manually downloading a file is not a hole, it's a stupid user) and use that to dirty MS's image. All a vbs would do is prove that Outlook users are morons and linux users can't cr/hack worth crap.

  124. stripping *.scr attachments with Sendmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there a rule one could use with Sendmail to block/strip *.scr attachments? I have 0 expierence with sendmail but have been told this is NOT possible.

    If somebody could give me direction this would be great.

    1. Re:stripping *.scr attachments with Sendmail by rebug · · Score: 1

      It can be done with procmail


      :0
      * ^content-type: application/octet-stream
      /dev/null

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    2. Re:stripping *.scr attachments with Sendmail by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      Better yet, run a procmail santizer and zap all executables before moron users can get to them:

      http://www.impsec.org/email-tools/procmail-securit y.html

      As I support someone intelligent users, we allow the files through, but modify the extension to add DEFANGED-, so that they can scan and rename them if they like.

      It's nice for blocking HTML with imbeded IMG links to porn, etc., as well.

  125. Congratulations by Jack1Eye · · Score: 1

    to all Anti-Virus companies for creat...er attempting to stop another virus. What a coincidence every month or so a new personal computer virus...

  126. Magic Lantern?...Maybe the opposite.... by The_Real_MrRabbit · · Score: 1

    Me thinks there is a strong possibility that this latest worm/virus/trojan is an attempt to wipe out AV software to cripple their support for a backdoor servicing Magin Lantern. And yes...I am the real MrRabbit...whoever stole my handle and alias I've held since 1991 can rot in hell!!! =8-)

  127. True to some extent by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But a fundamental difference on Unix type systems is that files aren't inherantly executable based simply on their extension, someone can't just save a file from their email and execute it, they need to know at least enough to "chmod u+x" the file which should at least make them think about it.

    Of course, that doesn't mean it's impossible to make an email client or desktop environment that would launch an attachment with "/usr/bin/sh" but hopefully that is so blindingly stupid that no-one would do it.

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    1. Re:True to some extent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A couple years ago someone was told me this Linux icq program that used to execute things on the command line.

      Basically, it would try to execute every message that it recieved...

      That was very pre alpha software at the time but I still thought it was funny.

    2. Re:True to some extent by tshak · · Score: 2

      But a fundamental difference on Unix type systems is that files aren't inherantly executable based simply on their extension,

      No, the fundamental difference is that the average consumer wants to send self-executing greeting cards, videos, and interactive multimedia nonsense. Although MS could tighten security, the bottom line is that the consumer does not want to learn, nor cares about, chmod.

      Of course, if everything was executing inside of a sandbox, it would be much more difficult for this to happen.

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    3. Re:True to some extent by Nater · · Score: 2

      ...hopefully that is so blindingly stupid that no-one would do it.

      I think it's fairly well understood that virus writers will by and large target the most popular platforms. But so will the herds of developers of legitimate software. As has been pointed out, some developers of software for Windows have thought that such "blindingly stupid" techniques were a good idea. They'd be doing things just as stupid regardless of the platform they were doing it on.

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    4. Re:True to some extent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      would launch an attachment with "/usr/bin/sh" but hopefully that is so blindingly stupid that no-one would do it.

      It would be even stupider than you think since sh is usually installed in /bin not /usr/bin so /usr/bin/sh doesn't exist on most machines.

    5. Re:True to some extent by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 2
      No, the fundamental difference is that the average consumer wants to send self-executing greeting cards, videos, and interactive multimedia nonsense. Although MS could tighten security, the bottom line is that the consumer does not want to learn, nor cares about, chmod.
      Indeed, and perhaps this is an opportunity for Linux/Unix to be marketed as a "Corporate" rather than a "Consumer" OS. In a corporate setting such 'multimedia nonsense' is a headache, not a bonus.
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    6. Re:True to some extent by slamb · · Score: 1

      But a fundamental difference on Unix type systems is that files aren't inherantly executable based simply on their extension, someone can't just save a file from their email and execute it, they need to know at least enough to "chmod u+x" the file which should at least make them think about it.

      The execute bit isn't a security feature when you're the owner of the file. [1] It wasn't designed to make you think more about executing files, and it doesn't make you think more about executing files. There's plenty of software that will automatically set the executable bit for you. Ever seen a uuencoded file, for example? They start out with something like this:

      begin 755 evilworm
      M(R$@+V)I;B]S
      M;G0@=F%R:6%B

      The 755 is, of course, the file's access permissions. In symbolic form, u=rwx,og=rx. uudecode honors these. [2] Anyone can execute this file.

      [1] Not exactly true. You actually need to be able to write to the directory to modify its access permissions. But generally that's true, and if the file is readable you can always just copy it somewhere else first. Presumably some directory on the filesystem is writable, like your home directory or /tmp.

      [2] except where overridden by law or umask(2).

    7. Re:True to some extent by SectoidRandom · · Score: 1

      Just one thing I thought i'd add is that anyone who installed the Outlook Security patch, i think it was dated Feb/2000 (Yes thats 2000), wouldnt be infected by this. Also any OutlookXP users.

      It blocks all .exe .com .bat .xml .scr .blah blah blah attachments.

      Well thats for the four or five people in the world who bothered to download and install that patch! :)

      heh, funny thing, MS's way of doing "security patches" == block everything!

    8. Re:True to some extent by Glytch · · Score: 2

      This got me thinking. Has anyone tried to mate sshd with icq? With proper security (maybe an ssh client plugin?), it would be extremely useful for those of us with fascist ISPs that change user IPs with every connection (thus making dynamic IP services almost useless). Time to scour freshmeat and sourceforge...

    9. Re:True to some extent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I was a sucker and installed that stupid patch at work, now when people send me shortcuts to files on the intranet outlook convieniently blocks them (stupidities like this is why people don't trust MS patches). Sad part is that you can seem to revert the patch other then reinstalling (anyone know a trick to re-enable shortcuts, please?)

    10. Re:True to some extent by kilrogg · · Score: 1
      Not sure if this is what your looking for but Licq support SSL encrypted peer to peer connections.

      For your Dynamic IP problem try a dynamic hostname service like dyndns.org, there's several client programs available that automatically update your IP every time it changes.

    11. Re:True to some extent by Ivop · · Score: 1

      Even if some nobrain-programmer would make a program that executes attachments, it would only compromise the users homedir and _not_ the whole system like win98/me/etc... --Ivo

    12. Re:True to some extent by netsharc · · Score: 0

      I wrote it here before, read the tip at the bottom of this page. It involves hex-editing a DLL.

      I wonder how long we can still do that until MS decides to extend Windows File Protection to protect MS Office and prevent you from making any changes.. "Bad user! Your modifications have been undone! This is my computer! Stop trying to do anything else or I'll DMCA you!

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    13. Re:True to some extent by SurfsUp · · Score: 2

      ...the fundamental difference is that the average consumer wants to send self-executing greeting cards, videos, and interactive multimedia nonsense.

      True enough, and this is a role that Java could and should have played, except for the startling inability of Sun to come up with a light, tight implementation and to an even greater extent, Microsoft's malicious plan to subvert and contain the deployment of Java on Windows boxes.

      Perhaps we could look at a sandboxed version of Python. Oh wait, hey - we've got a Linux sandbox, it's called UML.

      /me heads off to find jdike

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  128. Linux to the Rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I put a Linux partition in each of the 2 most important computers in my office. One of them got the "goner" 10X, I guess you could say it had goner-rhea.

    The anti-virus software got taken out, too. I found a posting giving the name of the files the virus writes ..
    booted my trust Corel Linux 1.1, did a file search of the Win 98 and Win 2000 file systems on the box, located all copies of the virus, and deleted the same. Then I went into the "wininit" file and remarked out all the bad lines with my text editor.

    On reboot, the compuer was clean. I deleted all the offending e-mail, including emptying the "deleted items" folder ...

    reloaded Norton antivirus, got the latest updates and did a scan. It's been 30 minutes now, so far so good.

    jon norstog

    thursday@allidaho.com

  129. When will it stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When will corporate America wake up and tell Microsoft to go to hell?

    When will the IT drones wake up and learn something other than right-clicking and double-clicking?

    This is the classic case of the elephant in the living room that everyone sees but no one acknowledges it.

    Techies preach to the choir about this and that but the rest of the country WORSHIPS Microsoft and their products. Do you understand?

    The rest of the country WORSHIPS Bill Gates because they see the same tired mentality of HE HAS MONEY = HE MAKES BETTER PRODUCT. Do you understand?

    Using Microsoft is embedded into the thick skulls of 99% of corporate America and 98% of IT drones.

    This will not stop until people-in-the-know stop focusing on Linux vs BSD vs Mac.

    Stop supporting Microsoft and their monopolistic practices.

    Stop buying Windows to play games--buy a console.

    Stop buying x86 hardware for once. Learn something new. True techies can and WANT to.

    All Linux "users" that dual-boot. Yeah, right.

    This is a joke. The revolution is NOT taking place and NEVER will.

    We will continue to preach to ourselves until even we are sick of hearing about it.

  130. Rather this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No doubt this was constructed by a bearded GNU-loving linux zealot to show the weakness in closed software systems like ICQ and Outlook... I wish they would just let us (the computer users of the world) use our horribly insecure applications without fear of virii...

    Nope more like a clean-shaven, square-jawed, business suit & tie wearing "software engineer" employed by a certain federal law enforcement agency testing deployment mechanisms for "Magic Lantern".

  131. Re:got two this morning you have to run it by override11 · · Score: 0
    Not everyone has the infrastructure needed to implement your web server mechanism

    Ummm, an old POS box running windows98 and PWS (at worst case, granted) could do this. Have a passworded file share on it for heaven sakes, how hard now a days is a "web infrastructure" anyways? :P NT 4.0 comes with IIS and will run on P133 with low RAM.......

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  132. Worminess by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    > if it looks like a trogan, smells like a trogan, acts like a trogan....

    Then it's probably a trojan.

    Virg

    1. Re:Worminess by RollingThunder · · Score: 2

      But I thought Trojans reduced the risk!

  133. If you run Windows, get AVG by Sokie · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.grisoft.com, in my opinion, about the best virus program out there.

    1. It's free (with no ads or other annoyances)
    2. It scans both incoming *and* outgoing e-mails for virii if you so choose. (It will even tag them as certified virus free by Grisoft if you want.)
    3. Just because it's free (although they do sell commercial versions) doesn't mean you don't get updates or anything. They already have an updated database (out today) for Goner.

    Anyway, just something for the Windows people who don't have one of the commercial virus apps already, I've loved AVG since I put it on.

    Also, doesn't look like AVG was targetted for deletion by this virus, course that just means AVG isn't very well known, but nice to know for me anyway....

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    1. Re:If you run Windows, get AVG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, great, so now the virus developers can put "Certified 100% virus free by Grisoft!" in infected messages.

  134. Is this really so hard to fix? by 90XDoubleSide · · Score: 2
    All Microsoft has to do is tell the outlook team to go over to their Macintosh Business Unit and steal this dialog. This could at least stop the smartest 60% of users from spreading these things. And how about another warning about running script files? Last time I checked there weren't too many people using script attachments for legitimate purposes. Of course making the two most popular versions of your internet software automatically execute files doesn't help either. Yes, users should have patched their software, but just go to any site that tracks browser usage and you'll see that most people are running a vulnerable version of MS Outlook/Explorer; once you let that much vulnerable software out of the bag, it's hard to get it all back in.

    I would also like to know how the worm was labeled as non-destructive if it, "will try to delete files of common anti-virus and firewall products. If the files are in use and cannot be deleted, the worm will create the file %SYSTEM%\Wininit.ini, which causes the files to be deleted when the computer restarts." Granted it doesn't try to fry your BIOS chip, but I last time I checked anything that deleted files was destructive.

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  135. Where are the *really* destructive viruses? by MongooseCN · · Score: 2

    I'm still suprised no one has made a really destructive worm that trashes someones system. It shouldn't be too hard to modify one of these worms to do something like that. You'd think with all the worm/virus makers out there some of them would have different intents, unless all these worms are all being written by the same group of people.

    1. Re:Where are the *really* destructive viruses? by BACbKA · · Score: 1

      This gets asked every time another virus hits the net.

      I daresay it's a FAQ. The most common explanation
      I heard is that the virus writing people are secretly
      employed by the anti-virus s/w manufacturers :-))

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    2. Re:Where are the *really* destructive viruses? by ColaMan · · Score: 2

      You can't make them really destructive , as it is difficult to find the balance between replication and damage ... too much damage (too soon) and the virus won't reproduce.

      I suppose a counter to wipe any attached drives after X replications would do the trick though.
      Do all attached drives and leave your windows directory until last.

      But you didn't hear me say that :-)

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    3. Re:Where are the *really* destructive viruses? by archen · · Score: 1

      Many of these things ARE destructive, but they have a timebomb type payload. Due to crappy programming, these seem to fail the majority fo the time (bad random # generation init, etc)

  136. What do you suggest? by JMZero · · Score: 1

    Would you prefer that MS made auto-forward impossible, because it could be used to forward a virus? Would you like them to make features more difficult to use? Would you like it to automatically switch off auto-forward if you don't read the mail for a month?

    How would you improve on the way MS issues patches? What about Windows Update do you not like? What would you change, and why do you think it would help the average user? Does patching need to be made more difficult (like autoreply does)?

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    1. Re:What do you suggest? by NumberSyx · · Score: 2


      How would you improve on the way MS issues patches?

      I would like them to start with accessablity, Patches are useless if no one knows about them and/or can't find them.

      What about Windows Update do you not like?

      It is usually several weeks, if not months out of date. The patch for these email viruses has been available a very long time, but has never made its way into Windows Update.

      What would you change,

      More frequent Updates, say weekly, maybe even daily. A single point of information on the MS website, where users can go to find the latest patches and information. Maybe even a mailing list or a listserv. Fast and Complete discloser of problems, no "we will get back to you in two or three weeks" answers.

      and why do you think it would help the average user?

      I am not even going to answer this one, I think the benfits to the end user are obvious.

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      -Brian Valentine,VP in charge of MS Windows Development

    2. Re:What do you suggest? by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      www.mandrakesecurity.com

      Microsoft has needed something like this for decades.

    3. Re:What do you suggest? by JMZero · · Score: 2

      I agree that MS's implementation is sometimes off. They're often slow/negligent.

      My defense was of the model. Windows Update is MEANT to be the single point of access for patches that you talk about. As to finding Windows Update, it's been on the first layer of the start menu for some time. They've certainly tried to make it visible.

      You're right, MS should have disabled opening executable attachments long ago, instead of waiting for XP. For a long time they've had the option of disabling opening - I don't know why it hasn't been default.

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    4. Re:What do you suggest? by NumberSyx · · Score: 2

      Windows Update is visible enough, and certianly fits the bill for "Single Point Disttibution". The problem is Microsoft neglects it. All of these email viruses have had a patch available for at least a year. Why haven't these patches made it into Windows Update ? If someone wants to install these patches, they must dig around the MS website to find it. Also there has been little or no notification of these patches. Bottom line is the patches are useless if no one knows about them or can not find them.

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      "Our products just aren't engineered for security,"
      -Brian Valentine,VP in charge of MS Windows Development

  137. Ready for the desktop? by Asic+Eng · · Score: 3, Troll
    I guess this shows that Windows is not ready for the desktop. Sure, playing games, maybe coordinating meetings and using a calendar, work - but email? Leave that to serious systems.

    I know, I know, other email clients, etc.

    However there is one thing I don't understand, why are flaws which convert your office network into a disaster area, somehow acceptable, whereas some esoteric calendar tool is so vitally necessary that people straight-faced claim that Linux isn't ready for the desktop?

    It's not just Outlook either - every damn document format that MS produces is an attack waiting to happen. Apart from being susceptible to bit-rott and bloated.

    The average user does simply not have the competence to operate a Windows system safely in an office environment. It's not enough to consider training costs when switching to Linux, you also need to consider TCO. That means your downtime, additional maintenance to repair user machines and lost or corrupted data, when using Windows systems.

    1. Re:Ready for the desktop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When a poster writes the exact same sort of post as the parent, but in support of Windows, they instantly are modded as a troll. All this guy is doing is trolling, his comment isn't informative, or interesting, or funny, he's just trying to irritate people.

  138. Smart SMTP by MADCOWbeserk · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I suprised it hasn't occurred to ISP's to make their SMTP server, then automatically stop sending when someone tries to send 120 copies of an email with an attachment. In addition to stopping attachment virii cold, it could stop the morons from thinking everyone they know should see that stupid dancing penis radio add again. Seriously my ISP blocks port 80 in the name of security, but can block an outlook Virus bouncing around their network.

    Maybe ISP's wouldn't need need to cap our bandwidth if morons didn't run Outlook and open Vb attachments.

    1. Re:Smart SMTP by AnimeFreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Problem here.

      What happens if I have to send out a document to 50 people via e-mail?

  139. Apropos Icon by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    The silouhette of Darth Vader in the icon is a nice touch, to my way of thinking.

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  140. Re:Pure Wisdom (better) by gosand · · Score: 3, Funny
    I got an email (as did everyone else) from someone in the company who gave detailed instructions on how to use the "Rule Wizard" (first clue) to delete these emails permanently upon receiving them.

    The problem? The steps outlined how to check the subject line for the word "hi" and permanently delete it and the message flag.

    I tested this out, and Outlook isn't case sensitive, nor does it recognize if the target word is embedded. So any email with the word 'hi' anywhere in the subject would get deleted. (e.g. this, Chicago, chickenpoop, etc) It was also suggested that the exception be if your name was in the To or CC, but we use so many distribution lists, that wouldn't matter too much.

    *sigh*

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  141. Filtering SMTP forwarder? by Spacelord · · Score: 3, Informative

    What I don't get is ... why doesn't everyone just add a forwarding SMTP server between the internet and their exchange server and set it up to deny .vbs,.scr ;... style attachments.

    We use exchange at work too, and I just set up a linux box running postfix in front of it. With a simple oneline regular expression, every dangerous attachment gets blocked. (hint: use the body_checks parameter) We haven't been hit by a single worm or virus since then.

    1. Re:Filtering SMTP forwarder? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      We just used a decent antivirus on the server (as well as a centrally managed one on the desktop, but that's a different story) that was told, outright, to strip attachements with such useless extentions as .scr, .vbs, .js, .bat, and so on, before it even bothered to check for virii. Gosh, nothing ever bothered us after that....

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  142. LMAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, a virus that cares! I am happy to report that we were hit nice and hard after sending warnings to our users concerning this specific virus. It was a nice email too, it even pointed out the appropriate sections of our appropriate usage policy and everything. So 5 of our superusers opened the attachment anyway and away it went. I hate Exchange so I will not admin the box at all and the virus defs were not updated today anyway. It happily slung the virus far and wide like a good Exchange server should I am happy to report. While I would love to take credit for this thing of beauty, I can only say that we did our part. Due to our brilliance we knew from the outset that we should run Exchange and Outbreak 2000. For those or you wondering just how good it is, I am sure that MS still offers eval copies of Exchange and Outbreak. Get in the game foo!

  143. The secret to comedy is.... by metrazol · · Score: 1
    Wired posted this story yesterday on MS' patch for Outlook that would have killed this outbreak like a big ol' bottle of Envirochem on a teaspoon of e. coli. But the problem is the average Win9x user doesn't update their machine, ever...

    I'm saved from all this, I never even installed Outlook or it's evil cousin Express. Nothing like unchecking the box in the installer... The cure to human engineering based virii is a good spanking to those who open the attachments...

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  144. My gripe.... by billmaly · · Score: 1

    This consumed half my day, and half the day of my 20 co-workers. People lost the ability to work because their job relied on Outlook working properly. People are going to have to work long into the night to replace the time lost earlier today because of this 159 kb of malice. This, my friends, cost people time and money.

    Non destructive my ass....I've got to agree with Ashcroft...this sort of crap is a crime and you ought to be locked up when you get caught. Time for these lusers to develop a sense of being a responsible world citizen and stop pulling this childish, malicious crap that benefits NO ONE!!!

    1. Re:My gripe.... by Drunken_Jackass · · Score: 1

      Just had to see what that little screen saver coulda been huh?

      Ahhhhh, the proomise of porn.

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    2. Re:My gripe.... by billmaly · · Score: 1

      No, I had to rescue the people who had to see what the screen saver could have been. They get to say, "I was dumb, please fix.". I WISH I had that luxury.

  145. if you're still using outlook... by rebug · · Score: 0, Troll

    I know it's supposed to be all that and a bag of something or other, but really. This isn't an anti ms thing, but anyone still running their software deserves everything they're getting.

    Really, how fucking dense are you if you're opening this thing up?

    No matter how much effort the virus authors expend to dissuade them, people are still acting like total morons.

    You're engine's been smoking for two years and bursts into flames every few months. What's that, it's singed your eyebrows? Cry me a river.

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  146. Two more words by rebug · · Score: 1

    Procmail
    Mail.app on OS X

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  147. Ah, the brilliance of mainstream news... by Rob.Mathers · · Score: 2, Funny

    While watching my local news, i heard the following quote: "The goner virus can also strike through ICQ programs like MSN Messenger." I'm beginning to dread any newscasts on tech related issues.

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  148. ... Got to do with it by volpe · · Score: 1

    What's NTFS, but a second-class file system?
    What's NTFS got to do with it.. got to do with it?
    Who needs MS when MS can be broken?

    (With apologies to Tina Turner.)

  149. Re:got two this morning you have to run it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretend you're a small business and the only service you've signed up for from your ISP is email. Your server calls up the ISP, gets mail, and distributes it to the local users. This is a very common scenario; it's what the software company I used to work for had, it's what the company my mom works for has, and it's what many of the users of the product I currently work on have. It's not much, but it's all they need, and they can't justify the expense of anything more elaborate.

  150. Re:What? Still? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here where I work there are unbelieveably stupid people. They write a short email message. But they write it in a Word document that they attach to an empty email message.

  151. unique by sheetsda · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else." I wish I knew who said it.

    1. Re:unique by kiwimate · · Score: 1

      I think, dear grasshopper, that you may be considering Monty Python's "Life of Brian", during the scene where Brian is addressing a large crowd that's gathered outside his mum's house.

      Brian: "You're all different from one another!"

      Large crowd (in unison): "Yes! We are all different from one another!"

      Brian: "You're all unique!"

      Large crowd (in unison): "Yes! We are all unique!"

      Lone voice pipes up from the back of the crowd: "I'm not."

  152. Why do we put up with this... by linuxci · · Score: 2
    http://www.monkeyontoast.com/rant/microsoft_layz.h tm is an interesting article about why Microsoft should be liable for the quality of their software.

    Personally, now I think that it should be the system administrators of company networks that continue to use Outlook as well as the ISP's that continue to recommend OE to their customers to blame. These are not email viruses as they only affect poorly designed software and not the vast majority of decent email software out there. I don't run ICQ but that client has always striked me as a shoddy IM client, better to use something like Trillian instead. I like Jabber but it's having problems communicating with ICQ and AIM the last time I tried it.

    1. Re:Why do we put up with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm. Ok , tell me why this is outlook's fault.

      Tell me why this virus is not an email virus that only affects poorly designed software.

      Please tell me..

    2. Re:Why do we put up with this... by FFFish · · Score: 3, Funny

      You've made an interesting point. Other manufacturers are held liable for end-user incompetence: why isn't Microsoft?

      Ever wonder why your hair-dryer has a warning that you shouldn't use it in the shower? It's very likely because some evolutionary dead-end once actually did use it in the shower, and a lawsuit came of it.

      Hell, it even happens in Canada: some dumbshit teenager pulled a Coke machine onto himself, and his parents are trying to sue Coke for his abuse of the property!

      Obviously, it's quite acceptable to find companies liable for the carelessness, incompetence, stupidity, or maliciousness of their products' users.

      I fail to see why Microsoft isn't held accountable.

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    3. Re:Why do we put up with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Obviously, it's quite acceptable to find companies liable for the carelessness, incompetence, stupidity, or maliciousness of their products' users.


      This is one of those things that strikes me most whenever I'm in the US : that the US population apparently needs a sign that tells them the floor is actually slippery when wet, that objects in a rearmirror are actually closer than they look, that animals may actually not be put in a microwave. Arguably one of the biggest reasons why Americans are considered less than genius outside the US.

  153. We haven't even touched the surface.. by defile · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Thank god the people that write this kind of code are completely incapable of writing evil IDE command sequences that can fry hard drive firmware.

    Imagine the destruction you could cause if after every infection and replication to everyone in your address book, it wrecked your hard drive and required it to be sent back to the manufacturer for repair?

    Hmm, interesting sales pitch you could offer to Maxtor, Seagate, etc if you want to make a quick buck at the expense of the global economy. (unless the 90-day warranty covers "act of hacker").

    1. Re:We haven't even touched the surface.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you want to make a quick buck at the expense of the global economy.

      Long-term, this would help the global economy more than it hurts, because it would result in the Microsoft Problem finally being addressed. The long-term gains would dwarf the short-term expense.

    2. Re:We haven't even touched the surface.. by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      well don't just stand there post an example.

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    3. Re:We haven't even touched the surface.. by greenrd · · Score: 1
      Careful now, you're inciting incitement to terrorism ... or something. (IANAL)

  154. Probably they'll also block "advice" ... by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    Probably they'll going to block the word "advice" too, since it's worth golden coins these days :x)

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  155. 4 words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux Sux0rs *BSD r0x0rs

  156. Re:What? Still? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's this I hear about you having troubles with your TPS report?

  157. Also look at.... by simetra · · Score: 1

    "run" key in registry, and startup group(s). A smart virus writer would exploit these.

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  158. Glad of the update by Atrax · · Score: 1

    I was looking at the post thinking "159 bytes? how come nothing I've ever done has compiled that small?"

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  159. Re:What? Still? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you using Outlook? They may be using Word as their editor (one of the basic options in Tools->Properties). For them, they don't even know they're using Word, it's all seamless.

    Well, except for the email worms.

  160. Publicity == Bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not too long ago, for almost a month, you couldn't turn on the TV without seeing a car chase live on the news. Eventually, they started hauling out the "experts" who were wondering if maybe people were running from cops because 1) they wanted to be on the news and 2) other people did it on live TV.

    I'm begining to think that maybe people are writing these MS worms for that reason, rather than the traditional exploit-a-hole or look-how-clever-I-am reasons...

  161. Re:Pure Wisdom (better) by czardonic · · Score: 1

    I tested this out, and Outlook isn't case sensitive, nor does it recognize if the target word is embedded.

    That's odd. What then, is the purpose of the "with specific words in the subject line" box in the list of rule conditions?

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  162. NTFS (programmers perspective) by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You'd use MoveFileEx to get rid of the file, like so--

    MoveFileEx("C:\\WINNT\\System32\\Gone.scr", NULL, MOVEFILE_DELAY_UNTIL_REBOOT);

    The combination of MOVEFILE_DELAY_UNTIL_REBOOT and a NULL lpNewFileName creates a special condition where Windows deletes the file at startup. This is commonly used by installers, for example, when a file is in use and DeleteFile fails. For anyone going through the trouble of putting this into an executable, you might want to grab the Windows system directory from Windows itself.. this can be done using GetSystemDirectory (prototyped as--

    UINT GetSystemDirectory(
    LPTSTR lpBuffer, // buffer for system directory
    UINT uSize // size of directory buffer
    );

    ) or you could be clever and use ExpandEnvironmentStrings, prototyped as--

    DWORD ExpandEnvironmentStrings(
    LPCTSTR lpSrc, // string with environment variables
    LPTSTR lpDst, // string with expanded strings
    DWORD nSize // maximum characters in expanded string
    );

    Shrug. =) Just thought this might help, for those unable to figure out how to delete a file in NTFS (but that do have a C/C++ or other compatible compiler).

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    1. Re:NTFS (programmers perspective) by darkwhite · · Score: 1

      Why go to all this trouble? Isn't it possible to just kill the process and then delete the .scr file?

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    2. Re:NTFS (programmers perspective) by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 2

      I haven't been infected with the virus, so I have no clue-- the guy prior to me was making it sound like NTFS presented some sort of difficult challenge to delete files in, and I was merely pointing out that it's possible to just MoveFile() it and reboot and it's gone.

      Easier way, yeah-- open Task Manager | Processes and find it in there (if it is, even), right-click on it and End Process. Then deleting the file should be easy (should be able to do it with Explorer).

      But, then there's a reason I threw in 'programmers perspective' in the subject line...

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    3. Re:NTFS (programmers perspective) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you have to do is boot into safe mode command prompt only and delete the file. Or modify an ini file to remove the file on reboot. That's all that command does anyway, creates the temporary ini file to do the delete or move or copy at initial boot stage.

    4. Re:NTFS (programmers perspective) by Malcontent · · Score: 3, Funny

      And they say linux is hard to use. You have to fire up a C compiler just to delete a file. Sheesh..

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    5. Re:NTFS (programmers perspective) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad it says "programmers perspective" right there in the subject line.. some people.

  163. You are an uneducated moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can setup safe testing accounts on Win2k, WinNT and WinXP. Win9x was never meant to be totally secure. So go read Windows for dummies and get a good start on your training. Educate yourself.

  164. Who to sue? by andkaha · · Score: 2

    (I'm using the word "sue" here since most merkins seems to use it as a synonym for "blame").

    Most Microsoft software is manager-ware, meaning it is expensive, it looks nice, it is user friendly, and Bob Mustermann can learn how to use its basic features from a out-of-town one week course. This in turn usually means that large corporations depend upon it.

    Just a thought: Have somebody heard of anyone that have tried to sue Microsoft for loss of profit (or whatever) due to faulty products? Do Microsoft have some kind of protection from this?

    Other software, licensed under free licenses, always have NO WARRANTY. This means [I believe] that you ought to think before depending on it, because if it breakes, or makes something else break, you can't blame the author or ask for compensation.

    Hmmm... If we don't sue Microsoft for providing us with a faulty product, who should we sue? Is it the fault of the manager that adviced us to install the crap, or is it the fault of the script kiddie that wrote the virus?

    I would argue that it's not the fault of the script kiddie that wrote the virus. He (presumably a he, anyway) can't be blamed for the errors of Microsoft. Don't give me the knocking on doors parallel, because it's not the same thing. Well, partly. If Microsoft built the house. But then, why won't they fix that bloody door?

    I would also argue that it's not the fault of the manager. She (this is a large corporation, they try to be PC as part of their PR) probably got a nice PowerPoint presentation and a lunch from a Microsoft sales person. Maybe even a dinner and some wine-and-cheese.

    I don't know... I'm just feeling a bit random at the moment.

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  165. Yeah buy a console! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy the X-BOX it rulez and doesn't have Outlook preinstalled! You go dude. Down with Microsoft! Down with capitalism! Up with Linux! Up with Socialism!

    1. Re:Yeah buy a console! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the way, dumbass, what does Microsoft have to do with capitalism and Linux has to do with socialism?

      Even in capitalism, dumbass, there are LAWS.

    2. Re:Yeah buy a console! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehehehehe, you are one funny dude. Now please go deflate your Linus blow up doll and go to bed.

  166. Re:This is nothing. Wait a few days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love being a Win Sys Admin

    Yep, there's nothing as good as products intentionally manufactured to be defective so they'll need support. The people who work on the defective systems look at all the layoffs happening, then look at the shitty products again, and then realize that recommending Microsoft products is a good move. Sure, it harms the company and the country, but it's better to be captain of a sinking ship than to be thrown overboard from a watertight one. The ship owners never catch on (people are stupid) so there's a bright future in this.

    Anyone need a an OSX admin?

    'fraid not. Why would they?

  167. Please stop trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the behest of everyone who cares, please stop trolling. You have posted over 10 comments today and none say anything more important than "pirch sucks". If you don't have anything important to say...

  168. Re:got two this morning you have to run it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > people should not be able to recive attachments IMHO what do they lose by outlawing attachments from outside the organisation ? nothing

    How about a small change to your proposal - people can't receive executable attachments? Data files like spreadsheets are fine - you don't execute data. If folks want to exchange scripts or .exes, make them zip them first and mail the zip archive. Archive gets auto-virus-scanned, can't auto-execute, only takes one extra step to get the original file back, everyone's happy.

  169. Procmail can easily fix this by JoshuaDFranklin · · Score: 5, Informative
    Honestly, how many people really send raw screensavers?? Make people at least zip them. If you're running a *NIX mail server, put this in your /etc/procmailrc NOW:
    VIRUSDUMP=/var/virusdump/virus
    :0 # Use procmail match feature
    * ^From:\/.*
    {
    HFR = "$MATCH"
    }

    :0
    *^Content-type:.*
    {
    :0 HB
    *name=".*\.
    (vbs|wsf|vbe|wsh|hta|scr|pif|com|exe| bat|js)"
    {
    :0 fhw
    | (formail -r; \
    echo -e "This is an auto-generated message\n\
    \n\
    The email referenced above, which was sent from your address, \n\
    had a virus-vulnerable attachement (such as .EXE, .VBS, .PIF, etc).\n\n\
    This mail server no longer accepts mail with virus-vulnerable \n\
    attachments and the email has been quarantined.\n\
    Please try resending your attachment in a safe format such as ZIP. \n\
    Contact support@your-name.com if you have any questions")\
    | mail -s "Possible virus deleted" "${HFR}"
    :0
    ${VIRUSDUMP}
    }
    }
    We get about 50MB/day of these. Archive them for a week, then delete them. If anybody really sent something useful, someone at the address listed can get it back for them. Hasn't happened yet.
    1. Re:Procmail can easily fix this by gnugnugnu · · Score: 1

      you left out .shs which is a scrap file. There are one or two file extensions such as .lnk and and .shs which are always hidden by the registry and can be used to disguise virii.
      There was an old eudora exploit that used a harmless looking .lnk to link to a second more dangerous attachment (this worked because they could always predict exactly where your attachments folder was)

  170. Re:got two this morning you have to run it by jrockway · · Score: 1

    Mutt sends the message body as an attachment (which is what the standard specifies). Should you outlaw all valid email!?

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  171. Microsoft liability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason that Microsoft should not be held responsible anymore, is that everyone who gets bitten by Microsoft products, knows they're using Microsoft products. When a Pinto driver in 1973 or a Windows user in 1992 suffers due to the defects of the product, Ford and Microsoft are responsible. If your Windows fouls up in 2001, or your Pinto explodes in 2001 when hit from behind, it's your fault, because you knew it was going to happen but you used the product anyway.

    If someone loads a gun, points it at their head, pulls the trigger, and then sues the gun manufacturer because they didn't know what was going to happen, they deserve to be laughed at in the same way that this virus' victims deserve to be laughed at. There is no difference.

  172. Re:nope, sorry. [OT] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moderators! Mod this down. Blatent karma whoring.

  173. i'm finally getting through to them, tho by option8 · · Score: 1

    9ish this morning, a voice from the next office...

    "hey [my name here]"

    "yeah?"

    "i got this weird attachment in my hotmail account. you think it's a virus?"

    "maybe. do you know who it's from?"

    "yeah"

    "what's the file name?"

    "gone dot ess see are."

    ".scr? a screensaver?"

    "yeah. and the message is all weird. the grammar and spelling are really bad."

    "screensavers are just executables anyway... and the grammar's bad? yeah. that's a worm"

    "okay. i deleted it"

    "i am so proud of you!"

    finally, i'm gettting through to the people in my office. they know almost as well as i do how to spot a new worm on the prowl. shortly after she got rid of the first instance in her hotmail account, my mailbox started sprouting them like.. um.. mushrooms on cow pies. yeah.

    melissa and all her bitches, and now sircam and the like have taught joe user his lesson (over and over, the lesson), so the more this kind of stuff happens, the better prepared we are.

  174. Hi by aozilla · · Score: 1

    How are you? When I saw this internet link, I immediately thought about you I am in a harry (sic), I promise you will love it!

    --
    ok then your [sic] infringing on my copyright! Could you as [sic] me next time before STEALING my comments for your own?
    1. Re:Hi by bonzoesc · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      WORST GOATSE LINK EVER. At least spell it right.

    2. Re:Hi by aozilla · · Score: 1

      then people would actually have to see the link...

      --
      ok then your [sic] infringing on my copyright! Could you as [sic] me next time before STEALING my comments for your own?
  175. Re:What? Still? by snilloc · · Score: 1
    From the CDW advert:


    "I opened that virus just like you told us not to."

  176. Thoughts on virii by hjmartin70 · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that this points up the ongoing problem with the way virus scanners work. By their very nature the scanners are always behind the script kiddies. What we need is a proactive approach to blocking destructive and/or unautorized code from running on your machine. Even gnu/linux method of not allowing such code to run as root does not perfectly protect the user. I have nothing better to offer, is anyone working on such a thing?

  177. And Just Exactly Where... by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

    is Jeff Bridges when you need him?

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  178. Re:got two this morning you have to run it by generic-man · · Score: 2

    How do inexperienced people like you acquire such high karma? You can't spell, your grammar is flawed, and you have little sense of how things work in the real world.

    You must be new here.

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  179. Disclaimer of liability for loss of profit by Robin+Lionheart · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Have somebody heard of anyone that have tried to sue Microsoft for loss of profit (or whatever) due to faulty products? Do Microsoft have some kind of protection from this?

    The EULA distributed with Office 2000 specifically disclaims liability for "loss of profit":

    "To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, in no event shall Microsoft or its suppliers be liable for any special, incidental, indirect, or consequential damages whatsoever (including, without limitation, damages for loss of business profits, business interruption, loss of business information, or any other pecuniary loss) arising out of the use of or inability to use the SOFTWARE PRODUCT or the provision of or failure to provide Support Services, even if Microsoft has been advised of the possibility of such damages."

    Under the USA's Uniform Commercial Code, there is by default an implied warranty that any product sold is "merchantable", meaning fit for the customary use that the product is put to. Unless the terms of sale change that implied warranty, a buyer could sue over dysfunctional software.

    Software licenses generally disclaim those implied warranties, an innovation that began with VisiCalc's "as is" license. If you read the fine print of Microsoft EULAs, you will find a capitalized sentence like "TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, MICROSOFT AND ITS SUPPLIERS DISCLAIM ALL OTHER WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT, WITH REGARD TO THE SOFTWARE PRODUCT, AND THE PROVISION OF OR FAILURE TO PROVIDE SUPPORT SERVICES."

    Whether the EULA has any legal weight is questionable. Software licenses are rarely presented at the time of sale. Installation programs try to impose them after the fact by demanding your agreement before installing the program on your computer.

    Like many click-wrap agreements, Microsoft's EULAs are very one-sided, offering you nothing in return for restricting you from installing the software more than one computer, from making more than one backup copy, from lending the software to anyone else, from reverse-engineering the software, and sometimes even from reselling the software or from criticizing the product. Such "agreements" may not constitute valid contracts, and even if they were, may be invalid as "contracts of adhesion".

    So, Microsoft and other software corporations lobby for UCITA (Uniform Computer Information Transactions Act) laws giving software the special ability to impose terms and restrictions after purchase. UCITA has already passed in Maryland and Virginia and has been introduced in the legislatures of many other states.

  180. Notes by redback · · Score: 1

    Of course the Exchange admins will cry that they can't support POP3/SMTP because they need their neato calendar and scheduling functions of groupware

    They could always switch to notes :P

  181. How destructive can it be... by neema · · Score: 2

    How destructive can it be if it's removing virus protection software that failed to detect and prevent it in the first place?

  182. Kmail, Evolution, Mutt, Pine... by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    or at least get them to try Eudora instead.

    Done. That's how the entire IT section operates at this site: they use ssh (PuTTY) to a Linux box and Pine to read their mail there. Being the black sheep of the family, I use KMail.
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  183. Badtrans? That's so *Last*Week* !! by billstewart · · Score: 2
    You guys just haven't caught up with Today's Holiday Gift from Microsoft yet. My company's got tens of thousands of people using LookOut, and mailing lists that reach large parts of the company, so it only took one or two clueless people or people with machines that weren't updated after the previous few viruses to send it to everybody, at which point some fraction of either clueless or mis-configured mailers started blasting everybody.

    So, "hi", we're in a "harry" here, and MS Outlook has been turned into a really lame screensaver as the mailerservers either crash under load or get shut down or put into heavy-duty-filter mode. The payload is about 45KB of compressed data, expanding to the now-well-known 159KB, so multiply that by the 2000+ messages I succeeded in receiving today is about 90MB. The folks on dialup fortunately can't transmit that fast :-)

    --

    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  184. IM Viruses, and Jabber vs AIM/ICQ by Nonesuch · · Score: 2
    Jabber has difficulty communicating with AIM/ICQ because AOL intentionally takes action to block Jabber servers from proxying user communications with AIM/ICQ users from jabber clients.

    From my limited review of the source code, Jabber is not inherently worm-proof, it's just not popular enough to attract much attention from worm authors.

    Any security advantages that Jabber does have are unrelated to the open source code, but rather are almost entirely due to the communications protocol itself, which makes extensive use of XML and generally does not permit direct client-to-client communications.

    I'm not so sure that Goner speading via ICQ has anything to do with the 'shoddy' nature of the client software, there've been other similar malware that used AIM or Messenger to spread their payload.

  185. Another reason windows sucks by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

    Everytime I read a story like this, which seems to be once a week, I glibly smile and am glad I run linux.

  186. Re:but you can't make them think. by the_argent · · Score: 1

    We use Lotus as well. Still had a few people to open it. One of those bright individual's uses outlook express on the same machine to check his home email.
    The virus hopped straight to it and went to work.
    Then he has the balls to send me an email asking if this was a terrorist attack.
    Yeah Sparky, The WTC, the Pentagon, and your effin' Outlook address book. That's the main targets, alright.

    argent

  187. About the fourth last straw? by leonbrooks · · Score: 3, Informative
    This is the last straw. I have already talked to all of the relevant managers and we are slated to migrate all of our users e-mail action to Eudora starting in January.

    This will reduce the problem but not fix it.

    Migrate your clients to Linux on PPC (iMacs are nice for this, StarOffice on LinuxPPC is just about happy enough to use) and never fear an attachment again. Plan ahead to include some Alpha and MIPS boxes as well (you can do that on the server end now), so when some meathead eventually produces the first serious LinuxPPC virus it doesn't get everyone in your office.

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    Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
  188. Anyone have a specimen? Safely contained? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone? Bueller?

    I'm looking for another entry in my "Stupid Windows Viruses" collection.

    Someday I hope to have the entire set. ;-)

  189. Better yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Why use a static message body? Be clever. Look through the user's Sent Mail, look at the last line or two-- "Love, Mom", for instance-- and put together a more realistic outgoing message.

    Or better, make it look like a reply to an actual message somebody sent you.

  190. buy firetrucks in case houses burn down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a stupid comment... Why not, "maybe we can have people stop using computers." Or, maybe we can get people to buy firetrucks in case their house burns down.

  191. Such a lame propagation method! by lordDarcy · · Score: 1

    Outlook is a Given , however i was jumping up and down and screaming about people at my work using ICQ (IE DAEMON!!!) for instant messaging and spent about 2 and 1/2 hours dealing with customer datafiles that were being ravaged by this . I repeat what others have been saying this one is not non destructive !!! boycott ICQ as well as outlook!!! sincerely lordDarcy

  192. If I had Mod Points... by wirefarm · · Score: 2

    You'd get 'em.
    Your post was the most useful I've seen on Slashdot in quite a while.
    Now my boss can't tell me not to read Slashdot at work anymore.

    Thanks -
    Jim in Tokyo

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  193. Goner acts like AIDS by Lunar82 · · Score: 1

    This virus reminds me of AIDS.
    To get it you have to do something stupid.
    And once your computer is infected ,
    it removes your protection from other viruses.

  194. We have a sysadmin be forceful like that... by Blackwulf · · Score: 2

    Back when one of the other lovely vbs viruses was going around (not ILOVEYOU, but a later one...There have been so many I've lost track) our sysadmin ran around our office saying to not open the attachment if they got it. This was because one of my coworkers opened it. He told her not to open it.

    Well, it got sent back to her, and what did she do...OPEN IT AGAIN.

    So he got out of his office, and went to her, and asked her if she opened it again.

    "Oh, I wasn't supposed to?"

    So he goes back to his office, and what does she do? SHE OPENS IT AGAIN. "I wanted to see the picture!"

    The sysadmin ran out of his office, YANKED the network cable out of her machine and said "GO TO LUNCH. NOW."

    She didn't return for the rest of the day, and the incident allowed our sysadmin to receive the funding neccessary to install virus scanners on all of our servers and workstations. Goner only hit one person, and she was smart enough to not open it.

  195. how to fix this... by mgblst · · Score: 1

    simple, dont have any friends, it works for me. Everytime i open outlook i never get any virus'... no friends, no contacts....

    woohooo

  196. Checking for nimda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story prompted me to look in my access logs to see if nimda was still active. I found a lot of stuff like this instead:
    212.90.205.174 - - [03/Dec/2001:14:29:10 +0200] "GET /scripts/..%252f../winnt/system32/cmd.exe?/c+dir HTTP/1.0" 404 304
    What is all that about ?

  197. More user stupidity by freeweed · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    The woman who put a FRESH cup of HOT coffee in her lap, then drove away.. and sucessfully sued McDonalds (check their coffee cups now, they have a warning "contents hot". no shit, sherlock). Yes, the award went way down, but the fact that this ever went anywhere in the first place...


    Howabout the countless claims made every year by (puts on asbestos suit) women who wear high heels and then slip on icy surfaces? Up here in Canada, I'm sorry, but you have to be a complete moron to try spike heels outdoors in January. The claimant usually wins these, by the way.


    But just to keep this on topic, am I the only one who thinks that news organizations should be required by law to insert one simple sentence into their stories: "DO NOT OPEN EMAIL ATTACHMENTS". Oh wait, then they wouldn't have a story for next time this happened.

    --
    Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
  198. Same here by ggeens · · Score: 1

    They just closed down internet mail where I work now because of the virus. Ironically, the next message (after the announcement) I got came from an internal user, and had the virus in attachement.

    (And if you think having no email is bad, just try to work on a web-based application when all the routers block traffic to port 80, and your test server is behind a firewall.)

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    WWTTD?
  199. This is a non-story... Slashdot please refocus.... by Numen · · Score: 1

    Malicious attchements are not news worthy of slashdot.

    This is an old old dead story repeated in various incarnations across many platforms.

    Please get a grip on what's news and what is simply the same old stupidity tax.

    - Numen

  200. Adelphia is infested like crazy by Elflord1999 · · Score: 1

    For those of you that have Adelphia's Powerlink service, watch out for this worm, it's all over our servers. I've been spending my last two days at work (at Adelphia) cleaning out thousands of messages with this thing in them. Just an FYI.

  201. Just rename the extension by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you rename foo.exe foo._xe before you mail the file, Outlook doesn't have a problem with it.

  202. HIGH risk. by nalfeshnee · · Score: 1

    no, it's not non-destructive. it got a high risk rating from trend micro, and that is most unusual (the only one in the last ten or so advisories). read the tech. breakdown on the thing here: here.

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  203. Links to MS Outlook Patches by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    For Outlook 98: http://office.microsoft.com/downloads/9798/Out98se c.aspx

    If you have Outlook 2000, this is "extension of the original Outlook 2000 SR-1 Update: E-mail Security." (Available since Aug 16, 2001)

    http://office.microsoft.com/downloads/2002/Out2k se c.aspx

    Same for Outlook 2002:
    http://office.microsoft.com/downloads/2002/OLK10 03 .aspx

    It's wonderful if you have one machine just to patch culmulatively; it's another thing when you have tens, hundreds, or even thousands of machines to support, keeping all those up to the same level of protection (and that's not including machines built from the ground-up).

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  204. Re:What? Still? by dave3138 · · Score: 1

    People do that where I work as well. Subject line, blank email body, and Word attachment. They like the pretty clipart......

  205. "Change to linux" by blwrd · · Score: 1

    F-Secure's researchmanager, Mikko Hyppönen, advices people to "update virus scanners and change to Linux, if possible".

    Quote taken and translated from finnish newspaper's article.

    - blwrd

  206. Re:nope, sorry. [OT] by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

    Maybe they pass it thru sed s/were/where/ first?

  207. If you are not using the group features of Outlook by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Dump it now for goodness sake.

    Get yourself something that does not allow you to happily double click attachments to run them.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  208. Nice try. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Your

    #!/bin/sh
    rm -rf /*

    would do nothing to most people running Linux that know why there is a root account and normal users account

    Had you said something like:

    rm -rf ~/*

    then that would be more credible.
    That user would be punished badly, but anybody with some UNIX dribling is more aware about security and less likely to blindly run whatever is put down from the Internet.

    We are glad that after more than 6 years in the Internet arena MS is realizing how crappy it is to allow things like this to happen.

    Better late than ever I guess.

    Your argument is toughtless by the way. Things considered harmful will come with obvious ways of securing them and all kinds of warnings. I don;t see any of those in MS products, and that is not the fault of inexperienced users (that believe all the happy about how easy computing is using MS stuff).

    You can't have it both ways: if you as a company pretend that computing is easy with your products, inexperienced users should not be able to shoot themselves in the foot.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  209. Don't blame the user by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    End users have tools that are no suited for secure computing. Don't blame them if they get burned once and again.

    The people to blame is firstly System Administrators that if they were worth their salary would get rid of Exchange, Outlook and all the rest. Failing that they would put a draconian filter to drop all attachments (Have you got a file to send me? Mail it in a diskette/Zip disk/CD-R so I can scan it prior to allow it in the network. This is the stupid but responsible SysAdmin alternative).

    Second to blame is MS: if they say Windows (and by extension computing) is easy, well, then one would expect that untrained people will not bring down corporate networks? *Right*?

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  210. Slightly OT by Dwarkanath · · Score: 1

    Y'know, maybe we shouldn't be calling these trojans attachments, but maybe "attackments"

    Just a thought :-)

  211. Which is worse? by egad_man · · Score: 1

    I don't know which is sadder,

    The fach that the only e-mail virus I get on my parent's computer is from "hahaha@sexyfun.net" (dosen't exist) who sends me "naked dwarfs having sex with sleeping beauty" if I open the attachment.

    Or the fact that I am not on enough people's address book to get a virus from somebody.

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  212. Another day in IT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh another e-mail virus, well it does not affect the 20 Macs in our office or the 50 Macs in our offices around the state, just delete it, ho hum, back to reading "Dune".

    --Another day in IT.

  213. Re:What? Still? by Chelloveck · · Score: 2

    When I write my Über Virus, it'll look something like this:

    To: {target}@{somedomain.com}
    From: Help Desk <helpdesk@{somedomain.com}>
    Subject: Virus Alert!

    Warning! An especially dangerous new computer virus has been discovered. Please run the attached program to secure your system.

    <Attachment: MSHOTFIX.EXE>

    Then, of course, the "HOTFIX" pops up a notice saying you're secure, and goes into stealth mode. None of this pansy-ass "mail-to-everyone-on-earth" business, but something that'll go through and transpose random digits in any Excel spreadsheet it comes across.

    And then, the world will be mine! Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

    --
    Chelloveck
    I give up on debugging. From now on, SIGSEGV is a feature.
  214. Oh yeah? Well MY ceo... by dan501 · · Score: 1

    I also work for a technology company.

    Yesterday morning, our CEO sent email to everyone saying that one of our largest clients had been hit with the virus and we should all be extra super careful about what attachments we open.

    Not more than an hour later, he contracted the virus himself.

    He was the only one in the company to be infected.
    CEOs rock.

    --
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  215. WINDOWS! by Roadmaster · · Score: 1

    Hey! how many releases has Windows had? yet people continue to use it. This should give a clue that a) it's going to take a LOT of times before people realize, b) sadly, humans are notorious for making the same mistake twice, 3 times, and as many times as it takes. Guess if our mistakes killed us more often, those left would be smarter.

  216. Some great mail that will be lost! by Erris · · Score: 2
    Anything mentionining your "sHIpment". Oh the boys in the warehouse are going to love that.

    That letter from your teacher about your cHIld.

    tHIs, you thought of it!

    wHIch.

    wHIle

    anytHIng and everytHIng.

    It's hard to imagine the tHIng that won't be HIt.

    --
    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
  217. Yikes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...testing deployment mechanisms for "Magic Lantern".

    You may have something there. Somebody disassemble this sucker quick!

  218. Re:sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #!/bin/sh find / -type f -name ".sig" -exec rm -rf {} \;

    - for great justice!

  219. Re:Pure Wisdom (even freaking better) by Erris · · Score: 2
    I got this on 12/10/01:

    Due to the message we received from the Exchange group, we recommend that you do not sync your palm pilot with Outlook until this mailbox data has been restored. Your palm pilot my contain the only available copy of this data. We will let you know when we receive an update from the Exchange group.
    Thanks,
    IT Field Services
    -----Original Message-----
    From: XXXXX
    Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2001 9:06 PM
    To: Server XXX-XXXX
    Subject: Virus Update
    Importance: High

    In an effort to purge Outlook on the gone.scr virus, inbox messages, contacts, task, etc with the characters "hi" in the subject line have been affected. Exchange is investigating the timeline to restore the data.

    Thanks!

    Exadmin

    --End transmision--

    Thanks indeed. I thought the rule message was a joke. Now I see just how powerful M$ Admin tools really are! Nice work, Exchange Group.

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    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.