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Well, the "sideways menu coolbars" in Office were such fantastic productivity enhancers, that MS has decided to turn the paradigm "on its ear", so to speak. In Longhorn, everything will be turned sideways, and you'll be so efficient, your head will spin.
Well, in MY high school chemistry class, I learned how to duplicate the teacher's handwriting and modify the grade book so conveniently left on his desk.
Come on down to Crazy Scotty's!!! If noone comes down here in the next 20 minutes to buy a laptop, I'm gonna club this baby seal!! That's right! I'll club a seal to make a deal!!
You say that like it's a bad thing! Don't you think those Liberals WANT to suffer for their "Art"? And, it addresses future risks to the gene pool as well.
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Well, the "sideways menu coolbars" in Office were such fantastic productivity enhancers, that MS has decided to turn the paradigm "on its ear", so to speak. In Longhorn, everything will be turned sideways, and you'll be so efficient, your head will spin.
And it'll come with a pony.
Well, in MY high school chemistry class, I learned how to duplicate the teacher's handwriting and modify the grade book so conveniently left on his desk.
Bet they still have to cut the crap out of his fur before each take, though.
Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
*claps*
Well done, sir. Best troll in a long time.
Take off every Gerund!
For great participle!!
Well, he missed the tidbit about Gates being the lobbyist's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Come on down to Crazy Scotty's!!! If noone comes down here in the next 20 minutes to buy a laptop, I'm gonna club this baby seal!! That's right! I'll club a seal to make a deal!!
Operation Infinite FUD?
"Sausages!!! Sausages!!! Sausages!!!"
"WOOOOOOO!!!!! I love this MEAT!!"
Comet...
Will make your mouth turn green!
Comet...
It tastes like Listerine!
Comet...
Will make you vomit!
So buy some Comet,
And vomit,
Today!
Mmmmmm, People Eating Tasty Animals.
Especially when they're dancing...
You say that like it's a bad thing! Don't you think those Liberals WANT to suffer for their "Art"? And, it addresses future risks to the gene pool as well.
Because you don't get paper-cuts from coins?
Or artistically arrange them in the bottle so that your Bonsai Kitty is not so plain.
Lawful Evil?
We can rebuild him, we have the technology......but I don't want to spend a lot of money.
Because it was obviously a lie. There is no system at this time that can do 2+ Planet Earths per second.
But I brought you Ben-Gay, oh Andy!
Just wait 'til they have to suffer through Jesus Jones.
Because a dying OS is better somehow?
Don't make fun. I just saw van with a NASA logo go by outside and...
Who are you? What are you doi......
The Space Shuttle ROCKS!!
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Folks, we're currently experiencing some Godzilla-related turbulence...