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  1. Re:Paintball? on Summer FPS - Lazer Tag and Super Soaker · · Score: 1

    Because it stings, and is not for pussies?

  2. Re:What would be really badass... on Update on the Optimus Keyboard · · Score: 1
    The first mod will replace all the letters on the keyboard with boobs.

    Yeah, right. Like any of us WANT Steve Ballmer and Darl McBride staring up at us while we type.


    What?

  3. Re:Sophistry at its finest... on SpamSlayer - should we DDOS spammers? · · Score: 1

    Well, Batman appears to be quite capable of handling this, so let's just sit back and let him go.

  4. Re:So simple! on KDE's future: Plasma & SimpleKDE · · Score: 1

    So simple... No wonder it's 503!

  5. Re:Great Firewall of USA ?!?!? on Homeland Security Adds Cybersecurity Position · · Score: 1, Funny
    Whats next ? Content filtering ?

    Lord knows it's way overdue. Just look at all the threats to our moral purity we face every day, even during wholesome family shows. Womens' breasts are threatening the very moral fabric of this country!!!

  6. Re:Nothing for you to see here, please move along. on Longhorn to Require Monitor-Based DRM · · Score: 1

    Please be more specific: Missing content or looks like barf?

  7. Re:No Worries on Longhorn to Require Monitor-Based DRM · · Score: 1

    I'd reply, but I have to run out and buy some Lightspeed Briefs.

  8. Re:Medioce Poetry on Microsoft's 10-year-old Certified Professional · · Score: 1

    It was the best of vi,
    It was the worst of vi.

  9. Re:Operating systems are Black Magic, Torquemada s on Unsealed SCO Email Reveals Linux Code is Clean · · Score: 1

    The Litigation, what a show!
    The Litigation, here we go!!
    We know you're wishin' that we'd go away!
    So all you Penguins and Daemons too
    We got big news for all of you:
    You'd better change your point of views TODAY!
    'Cause the Litigation's here and it's here to stay!

  10. Re:Sound? on Sharp's Double-View LCD TV · · Score: 1

    Well, aren't you the uppity bitch!

  11. Re:is it just me on Independence Day for Transformers Live Action · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but rumor has it that Ultra Magnus AND Hot Rod will say "shit" in the new movie.

  12. ObKateMoss on 3D Face Cameras · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oops! A crack in the floor!

  13. Re:Perfect! on How to Build a 17-ft Wind Turbine · · Score: 1

    mmmmmmmmmm... popcorn!

  14. Re:Hmmmm on A Practical Guide to DIY LCD Projectors · · Score: 3, Funny
    Simi-gloss : semi-gloss

    Actually, Simi-gloss is a brand name. Each can comes with its own painter-monkey.

  15. Re:Digital Images on HP Invents A New Way To Print · · Score: 1

    Printing your own digital photos is the same as stealing from the Photo Hut. If you print your own photos, you're no more than a common thief, just like people who take a dump during commercial breaks.

  16. Re:Follow the herd! on Why Doesn't the Itanium Get the Respect It's Due? · · Score: 1
    *brain asplodes*

    Wow. Ricky Ricardo reads Slashdot.

  17. Re:Microsoft's motto should be... on Windows Longhorn Beta Screenshots · · Score: 1

    Microsoft: A Scintillating Journey into the Macintosh of Yesteryear!

  18. Public menace? on OSS Funding through Fundable · · Score: 5, Funny
    The editor runs over Windows, Mac and Linux operating systems.

    Didn't the guy who wrote SASSER get arrested for running over at least one of the listed OSes?

  19. Re:Minor Details on Municipal WiFi Costs Outweigh Benefits · · Score: 1
    5-year projected statements are the norm for a consultant, especially one with an agenda.

    Yes.

  20. Re:In Korea on Star Wars Props Up For Auction · · Score: 1

    In Korea, only old people .... ewww!

  21. Re:Bad news all around on SCO Denied Motion To Change IBM Case Again · · Score: 1
    Not sure what planet Rob and Zonk are from

    Planet Doopmore in the MissSpalleng System.

  22. ObSimpsons on LiveJournal Founder Launches OpenID System · · Score: 1
    Read my blog about injustice at the Grammy's!

    Hey!! Don't throw your garbage down here!

  23. Re:Solution is obvious, move to Windows on Debian Struggling With Security · · Score: 5, Funny
    They have a huge team focusing on security.

    Too bad none of them work at Microsoft :(

  24. Re:Not a fine art on Is Programming Art? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The Picasso programmer: As a whole the system works, but each piece is a warped view of reality.

    PERL

    The Jackson Pollack programmer: Throws code at the system, trying to see what works.

    Windows

    The Michalangelo programmer: Has a grand, sweeping view of what the system should do, but each piece is done in such meticulous detail that it takes years to finish anything.

    Gravy Trader

  25. Re:Pimped out on Longhorn Preview · · Score: 1

    If you ever pass through Indianapolis, be sure to drive past the 56th and Emerson area on the NE side. There is a homeowner there that puts your "really working class guy" to shame. He has bought 5 houses on adjacent lots, and joined them together into one big super-house.