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  1. Re:As the spokesperson on Fathers of Linux Revealed: Tooth Fairy & Santa Claus · · Score: 1
    For the toothfairy, I neither confirm nor deny this allegation that Linux has anything to do with Teeth-R-Us.

    I don't believe it for a minute! Doesn't he have enough coming from his junior partnership in Zaphod Beeblebrox's second-hand ball-point business?

  2. Re:Horrible! on Fathers of Linux Revealed: Tooth Fairy & Santa Claus · · Score: 2, Funny
    Now I'm picturing a hairy-legged fairy dressed like a ballerina reaching under my pillow.

    You should be so lucky! Here is a chance photo snapped of the tooth-fairy in action It's small and hard to make out, but it frankly scares the hell outta me.

  3. Re:Windows Vs. Linux in TCO on Linus Not The Father Of Linux, According to Report · · Score: 1

    Great, take my smart-ass remark and find a way to make it applicable in the real world!

  4. Re:Seeing as they like history...... on Linus Not The Father Of Linux, According to Report · · Score: 2, Funny
    . Since when did Windows 98SE stand for "Special Edition"

    That's the marketing-speak version of "Windows 98 Short-Bus Edition".

  5. Re:Windows Vs. Linux in TCO on Linus Not The Father Of Linux, According to Report · · Score: 5, Funny
    Windows 2003 Server on a dual Xenon server.

    Just wait until you see it on a Neon server. It'll be a glowing review!

  6. Re:Great work, Detective Shitbrick! on Groklaw Turns One · · Score: 1
    The last thing I need is some dweeb with a Slashdot subscription following me around online.

    Well, since his name is Anonymous Coward, there's a better-than-even chance that he's NOT a dweeb with a Slashdot subscription stalking you, but just a dweeb stalking you.

  7. Re:Where did I see this... on P-P-P-PowerBook for a S-S-S-Scammer... · · Score: 1

    Not THAT big.

  8. Re:Just make them cheap enough? on Road Marker Marks You · · Score: 1
    In Texas, "artibrary" is not a word.

    Maybe not, but "arbitrary" IS a word in Texas.

  9. Re:Side-by-sideness on The Logic Behind Metric Paper Sizes · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    But 11x17 is not the same shape as 8 1/2x11.

    It's not a rectangle? Wow!

  10. Re:Elegant on Indian Voting Machines Compared with Diebold · · Score: 1
    Kinda like not everyone in the US is a cowboy.

    Maybe I'm not a cowboy NOW, but I WANT to be one. And you can be my cowgirl!

  11. Re:Ahh finally... on Pixar's Next Movie: The Incredibles · · Score: 1

    Most likely, there'll be an ad for Pixar's new movie, "The Incredibles", posted by CmdrTaco sometime in the next 4 hours.

  12. yadda, yadda on Future Weapons of War in the Works · · Score: 1

    Chucking I-beams is nice and all, but when will I be able to get a Little Doctor of my very own?

  13. Re:When we all know... on North America's Fastest Linux Cluster Constructed · · Score: 1
    Nothing is as whiney as a Vauxhall Chevette doing 125km/h down the motorway,

    What about your wife sitting in the passenger seat of the brand new Corvette you just bought, instead of paying to go on vacation with her mother?

  14. Davy Jones' BSOD on Swedish Carbon-Fiber Stealth Ship Runs NT · · Score: 1

    Nuff said.

  15. Re:Corvette on Swedish Carbon-Fiber Stealth Ship Runs NT · · Score: 1

    Really? I thought it was a mid-life crisis thing.

  16. Half-Assed Guide to a Stealth Navy on Swedish Carbon-Fiber Stealth Ship Runs NT · · Score: 1

    Now grab your metal stucco Stealth Ship. If you don't have a metal stucco Stealth Ship......Use carbon-fiber stucco Stealth Ship!


    Now parge the ship.

  17. Re:Prostitutes are also incredibly inexpensive on Corporate Work in the US vs. Canada? · · Score: 1
    A beautiful blonde female of French decent would cost you $1000 per hour in New York.

    Ummm, if she's for sale, doesn't that mean that she's NOT decent?

  18. Re:Cue Irrelevant Feature Complaints In.... on Novell To Release Ximian Connector Under GPL · · Score: 1
    Also, they're supposed to be doing WORK, not learning new software.

    Boy, it's a good thing the USPS doesn't have your attitude. The mail would still go on horseback everywhere.

    "They're supposed to be doing WORK, not learning vehicles."

  19. Re:Cue Irrelevant Feature Complaints In.... on Novell To Release Ximian Connector Under GPL · · Score: 1
    I'm sitting here with a BSEG on my face.

    A big smelly Estonian gal? Nasty.

  20. Re:NO! on Linux Kernel 2.6.6 Released · · Score: 3, Funny
    The IEEE have recognized them, but nobody else has, certainly not part of SI!

    Damn straight! Nothing's truly accepted until Sports Illustrated says it is.

  21. Re:SATA version too on Plextor First With A 12x DVD+R Drive · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's super fast and easy to hook up drives, what more coudl you want?

    A pony.

  22. Re:hrm on Intel to Dump Pentium 4 in Favor of Pentium M · · Score: 1

    Nope, it makes the Internet faster too!

  23. Re:Duct Tape on CDs May be Less Immortal than We Thought · · Score: 1

    Quick! Someone get Red Green on the phone!

  24. ObBart on Missing Matter... Still Missing · · Score: 2, Funny

    1:00 - Still just a potato.
    2:00 - "
    3:00 - "

  25. Re:Project Project? on Will Novell Adopt The LTSP Project? · · Score: 1
    That reads Linux Terminal Server Project Project

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