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  1. Re:Wrong crowd... on Playing Games While Not Ruining Your Relationship? · · Score: 1

    Imagine a dead horse being flogged by a naked and petrified Natalie Portman!

  2. ObHomer on Automakers Try To Keep Repair Codes Secret · · Score: 2, Insightful
    How did they find their car when it was time to go home?

    You know those balls you put on your antenna to find your car in the parking lot? Everybody should have those!

  3. Initech? on Big Screen for NYPD · · Score: 1

    Didn't that burn down?

  4. What about MS? on Gartner: Linux Servers Booming · · Score: 1

    The Northwind database will be encrypted in 2005.

  5. Re:Yes but on Microsoft, Sony Announce iPod Competitors · · Score: 1

    Now, what kind of comment is that? This is a MICROSOFT PRODUCT. It will be the size of a 1957 Oldsmobile 88, and will hold exactly one 23 second MP3 encoded at 40kb.

  6. Re:Dino-burgers on Dinosaurs Died Within Hours of Asteroid Impact, says New Study · · Score: 5, Funny
    Imagine the world's largest barbeque.

    Mmmmm. Ribs big enough to tip over your car at the drive-in.

  7. Re:I don't play DDR. on Weight Loss through Dance Dance Revolution? · · Score: 1

    Well, my point about an errant conclusion due to drug interaction in your case is no longer valid.

  8. Re:Wow, on the ball. Maybe MS should hire these gu on First IA64 Windows Virus Released · · Score: 1

    Server 2003 also has an Itanic build available. You get both IA32 and IA64 CDs when you buy it through an Open Business agreement.

  9. Re:Virii on First IA64 Windows Virus Released · · Score: 1

    That's OK. Just submit it again tomorrow with corrected spelling, and timothy will post it on the front page for you. This IS Slashdot, after all.

  10. Re:SNPP Parking Lot on A Complete Map To Springfield · · Score: 1

    It IS next to 742 Evergreen Terrace in the Stonecutters episode, but the ENTRANCE to the lot is miles away, so the tunnel does help. Homer gets to work faster, and them Duke boys get stuck in traffic.

  11. Re:I don't play DDR. on Weight Loss through Dance Dance Revolution? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Your statement is false. I currently have my liver monitored for abnormal behavior due to the drugs a doctor has me on which can possibly damage it. So far, the drug has not done anything noticeable to my liver in the past two years. However, drinking alcohol has directly caused my liver levels to spike. How do I know this? I never drank alcohol before under a year ago. It took abstaining two months from alcohol to lower the levels down to what they were again.

    You have been on a drug that may affect your liver for two years. After having been on said drug for, you began to drink alcohol, following which you began to notice spikes in your "liver levels". Your conclusion: I mixed a prescription drug that can affect my liver with alcohol, causing issues with my liver. Therefore, your statement about alcohol consumption which does not mention mixing alcohol with other substances must be false.

    Does the drug you are taking have a warning on the side concerning alcoholic beverages?

  12. Re:Interesting info... on Shrek 2 How-To · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because any decent renderer would have packed up and failed to render Jar-Jar due to a core dump in it's QoS code?

  13. Re:Vast knowledge on What Would You Do With a 92 TBps Router? · · Score: 1
    On a more serious note, I would very much like to setup my own "Internet Node".

    Watch out! Our software indicates that you may be broadcasting your "IP Address"!

  14. Re:Terabits, not terabytes on What Would You Do With a 92 TBps Router? · · Score: 1
    Which means its really 19 terabytes per second, which works out to some ungodly number of libraries of congress per fortnight.

    But how many Libraries of Congress per parsec is it?

  15. More Importantly on What Would You Do With a 92 TBps Router? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Has Cisco installed the same backdoor as in previous version of their software?

  16. Re:what would I do? on What Would You Do With a 92 TBps Router? · · Score: 1
    What would I do with 92tb/s?

    Have bandwidth left over after dealing with all the SMB crap your WinXP PC pumps out?

  17. Re:Imagine... on In The Works: Windows For Supercomputers · · Score: 1

    I'm picturing the pie-eating contest in "Stand By Me".

  18. Re:Going to heck in a hand basket. on In The Works: Windows For Supercomputers · · Score: 1
    Bill Gates takes a look at the increase in Internet users. Shortly afterward, memo to all of Microsoft: Windows 95 must be Internet-ready.

    Don't you mean "rewrites his book 'The Road Ahead' so it no longer dimisses the Internet as a 'passing fad'"?

  19. ObPython on In The Works: Windows For Supercomputers · · Score: 1
    'Super Computer' and Windows should not be mentioned in the same sentence.

    You just said it again!

    Seriously, how about "Would you like a Super Computer, or a Windows PC?"

  20. Re:Better OS? on The Future of Symbian · · Score: 1
    Yes, multiple choice:
    • Matthew Perry: "Yeah, could I BE any more of a house?"
    • Dennis Miller: "Hey, cha-cha, I got more features than a NASA relief map of Turkmenistan."
    • Pierce Brosnan: "Say, it's a bit stuffy in here ... and I know a certain someone who really fancies lilac."
  21. Re:We should set up better Open Source Marketing on More From Tanenbaum · · Score: 1
  22. Re:Brilliant Idea on Mozilla's Mini-Me · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Hey! Let's just crosspost everything from OSNews, and like, not even change the titles much.

    Twice!

  23. Re:Overheard at Canadian equivalent Future Shop on Worst Explanation From Tech Support? · · Score: 1
    I told him that it was only a few pounds difference. :)

    Silly English Kaniggets!

  24. Re:Spoiler, if you ask me. on Star Wars Episode III : Birth Of The Empire · · Score: 1
    I'd personally like to thank the retard editor who let this spoiler go.

    Pssst! The Lone Gunmen are dead. Pass it on.

  25. Re:I'm curious... on Fathers of Linux Revealed: Tooth Fairy & Santa Claus · · Score: 1