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  1. Re:Nonsense! on The Myth Of The 100-Year CD-Rom · · Score: 1

    A Kevin Costner movie that can only be played half-way through.

  2. Re:The Reason For Lies on Our Man In Black · · Score: 1

    Keep watching the skiis!

  3. Re:plenty of dodgy code in the Linux kernel! on Malware - Fighting Malicious Code · · Score: 1
    But first, lets go over what a loop is.

    Oo, oooooo! I know! It's how you tie your shoes, right? Loop, swoop and pull.

  4. Re:Why bluetooth has failed on USB Going Wireless · · Score: 1

    Better than "Blue Balls".

  5. Re:Confusion... on Injunction to Enforce GPL · · Score: 1
    I've never understood how/why the GPL would be "struck down" in court; a concern that seems to appear quite frequently.

    Perhaps you are unfamiliar with the recent track record of the courts.

  6. Where do I get this on Friedman on Linux Desktop Expectations · · Score: 1
    People just don't notice it because it's a small market. For example, there's been a bug-reporting feature [in Linux] since GNOME 97

    Here I am using GNOME 2.6 like a sucker! I'm 94.4 versions out of date.

  7. Re:B*lls?? on AmEx vs. rec.humor.funny · · Score: 1
    Do not forget, about fifty percent of the population doesn't have balls neither.

    Basic grammar appears to be a scarce item as well.

  8. Easy on Build Your Own Steadicam · · Score: 2, Funny
    What more could a cheap, impatient Spielberg wannabe ask for?"

    Walkie-talkies.

  9. Re:Other rejected names: on Lindows Agreeing to Change Name · · Score: 1
    Is the reason they gave IE away free that Ballmer got tired of the laughing when he said "Netscwape" in meetings?

    "Devewopews, Devewopews, Devewopews!"

  10. Re:identity on Are Computers Ready to Create Mathematical Proofs? · · Score: 1

    2+2 = 4

  11. Re:Episode III Title: The Passion of Jar Jar on Star Wars Episode 3 Release Date Announced · · Score: 2, Funny

    I HOPE you mean beaten as in "getting your face smashed in by a large person", rather than beaten as in the next installment in the "Handjob Hunnies" series.

  12. Re:Its not the Episode, It's You! on Star Wars Episode 3 Release Date Announced · · Score: 2, Funny
    I've seen bother at the theater and pretty much enjoyed watching them.

    Your use of the word "bother" to describe the act of seeing the films casts doubt on your statement that you enjoyed watching them.

  13. Re:Fine, whtever. on Gates on Winsecurity · · Score: 3, Funny
    I ave *never* been infected by a virus. Never.

    Are you sure? SOMETHING'S got your keyboard fucked up.

  14. Re:Dough! on Simpsons Actors on Strike · · Score: 1
    all starying the story

    Whatever that is.

  15. Re:Could it be... on Loud Metallic Noise Heard at ISS · · Score: 1

    about three-fifty

  16. Re:Nightmare at 20,000 feet on Loud Metallic Noise Heard at ISS · · Score: 1

    Bart: "There's a Gremlin on the side of the bus!"
    Otto: "No problem, Bart-dude, I'll take care of it."
    BANG!

  17. Re:Converting from Opensource to Proprietary on The Worst Development Job You've Ever Had? · · Score: 1
    2000 pro is reasonably stable when done properly. Thats what I meant :)

    Which is, as we all know, NT 5.0 ;)

  18. Re:First was Worst for me on The Worst Development Job You've Ever Had? · · Score: 3, Insightful
    There is nothing in the world as satisfying as the sight of a former bad boss being led off to serve time in federal Pound Me In The Ass prison.

    Yes, there is, and you apparently got to experience it, you lucky bastard. It's seeing a former bad boss being led off to server time in a federal PMITA prison, and knowing that YOU HELPED PUT HIM THERE!

  19. Re:Let me count the ways... on The Worst Development Job You've Ever Had? · · Score: 1
    While working at walgreens corporate, i was once asked to clean desks with paper towels and windex... for $68/hr.

    Speaking as someone who used to get paid $3.75/hr to such wonderful things as stomp the trash in the dumpster to "get the air out of the bags" and open stopped-up toilets using a wire hanger, that job sounds like paradise.

  20. Re:Converting from Opensource to Proprietary on The Worst Development Job You've Ever Had? · · Score: 1
    So, all the perl/cgi/php code was converted into ASP, Apache to IIS, MySQL replaced by MS-SQL and platform shifted from Linux to Windows NT (NT - mind you).

    Yeah, that's much worse than Windows 95/98/Me.

  21. Re:Nooooooooo!!! on NASA Tests X-43A · · Score: 1
    Use the Windows Media Player feed, nobody on /. will ever be using that. Or they won't admit it...

    Hmmm, the other option is Real. Fucked all around.

  22. Lyrics on The Web Won't Topple Tyranny · · Score: 1
    *Laotian Internet Cafe*
    On a large screen on one wall, music videos featured Madonna gyrating half-naked.

    Was she sreaming, "Fuck you! Fuck you all for stealing!!!!"?

  23. Re:How about on Firefox Extension Lets You Pick the Name · · Score: 1
    <blink>
    Thunderphoefirebirdfoxzilla
    </blink>
  24. What Would The World Be Like Without Microsoft? on What Would The World Be Like Without Microsoft? · · Score: 1

    Anybody else flash to what Lionel Hutz envisioned a world without lawyers to be like?


    "I'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony."

  25. Re:lineup on Comcast Signs Deal To Acquire TechTV · · Score: 1

    or better yet, out of one!