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Lindows Agreeing to Change Name

xandroid writes "It looks like Lindows.com has thrown in the towel for the fight to keep its name: the Seattle Times reports that they 'would not continue a worldwide legal battle with Microsoft.' They will announce the new name next Wednesday, although a favorite is Lindos -- 'because it's the W that is causing all the problems'." Update: 04/07 19:37 GMT by S : This is worth clarifying - Michael Robertson is claiming "...the company will go by a different name outside the U.S. until it can win the right to use the Lindows name internationally."

638 comments

  1. Winux isnt the future by stecoop · · Score: 5, Funny

    because it's the W that is causing all the problems

    So the name isn't going to be Winux - because problems with Ws.

    1. Re:Winux isnt the future by Bob+McCown · · Score: 5, Funny
      I can see the ads now:

      Winux. The Opewating System fow Centuwions!

      -Biggus Dickus

    2. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they're going with Lindos? Is that Microsoft's latest version of MS-DOS? I'm confused!

    3. Re:Winux isnt the future by red+floyd · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, that would by by Pilate.

      Biggus Dickus would say,

      "Linux. The Operating Thythtem for Thenturionth!"

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    4. Re:Winux isnt the future by VValdo · · Score: 5, Funny

      So the name isn't going to be Winux

      Winux Is Not... Uh... Xenix?

      W

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    5. Re:Winux isnt the future by Gildor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Be vewy vewy quiet...i'm installing winux!

    6. Re:Winux isnt the future by karnal · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, Winux Is Not Unlike Xerox.

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    7. Re:Winux isnt the future by Cruciform · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wouldn't that be "Linukth"?

    8. Re:Winux isnt the future by cshark · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That would be funny.

      I do need to take issue with Robertson's stance that Microsoft will sue anyone in the desktop space. You'll notice for example, that they haven't sued Xandros and Mandrake. Gee, I wonder why. Could it be that their names don't rhyme with Microsoft's flag ship product?!

      Generic term or not, if you name your competing operating system anything that even remotely sounds like Windows, you're begging for a Microsoft law suit. And I think Robertson knows it. I just wish he could be honest about it.

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    9. Re:Winux isnt the future by cybermancer · · Score: 2, Funny

      They should go with "Lindos" with the slogan, "Because it's the MS that is causing all the problems."

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    10. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lin Nut Kicks?

    11. Re:Winux isnt the future by u-235-sentinel · · Score: 1, Funny

      They will announce the new name next Wednesday, although a favorite is Lindos -- 'because it's the W that is causing all the problems'."

      Geez.. All this trouble over the letter W?

      Next thing you know -e'll hear la-suits to eliminate the W in -ednesday. After next -eek's ne-sconference, -e -ill have to stop using that letter in all our -ork. Microsoft o-ns it :-)

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    12. Re:Winux isnt the future by eclectus · · Score: 1

      Nah. They should go with 'Lindoze'.

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    13. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he *is* honest about it. He knows he was begging for a Microsoft lawsuit, and he EXPECTED that the courts would quickly dismiss any such lawsuit. His error was in overestimating the savviness of the court system.

    14. Re:Winux isnt the future by Short+Circuit · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm thinking "Lindoze" would be great. If Microsoft went after them for similarity to "Windoze", I'd laught till I fell off my chair.

      (And I'm on a high chair at a sign-in desk, atm.)

    15. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I knew what Mod points where and how to get them, I'd definitely mod this up to funny....or something like that.

    16. Re:Winux isnt the future by fritz1968 · · Score: 1

      Just make Winduxthe new name for the os. Make sure that everyone knows that the new (proper) pronunciation of the name is wind 'deks and all the legal fees will go away...

      Oh wait...

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    17. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because it's the W that is causing all the problems

      So the name isn't going to be Winux - because problems with Ws.

      Well, LinDOS might not be so good either.

    18. Re:Winux isnt the future by aaamr · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about LindoUUs

      It's a double-U, not a W.

    19. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, it's so, so deeply humiliating for Microsoft and their employees to find their produce called Windoze.

      And it's right snappy and clever for you to use the term.

    20. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Windoze --> Lindoze ?

    21. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what would Penis Maximus say?

    22. Re:Winux isnt the future by stephenisu · · Score: 1

      whew, that ok, as long as you're not installing linDOS because the W ins't the problem, its the dillution of the DOS trademark.

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    23. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because it's the W that is causing all the problems

      We've gotta go and turn every thread political, don't we?

    24. Re:Winux isnt the future by CyanDisaster · · Score: 0

      So, how long is it going to be before Microsoft would go after them for using 'dos' in Lindos?

      Hope be with ye,
      Cyan

    25. Re:Winux isnt the future by chachob · · Score: 1

      that would be, "instawwing"

    26. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he would say you are a dolt for not getting the joke to begin with, you festering, toffee nosed, malodorous pervert!

    27. Re:Winux isnt the future by irokitt · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you're tired and mis-typed that, because it should be 11|\|d0UU5.

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    28. Re:Winux isnt the future by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, his error was assuming foreign courts would react as the USA courts have, and find "Windows" a generic term. Anyone who's followed the Asterix case would know better. Apparantly those dudes have a trademark on any word that ends in the letter "x". But for some reason they haven't sued Xerox.

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    29. Re:Winux isnt the future by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, that would by by Pilate.

      Don't you mean "Palm Pilate"? I hear the new models will even wash your hands for you...

    30. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean |1|\|60|_||_|5 ?

    31. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lindos? It would make just as much sense to go for broke and rename it Windos!

    32. Re:Winux isnt the future by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Funny

      So...you're saying it's a copy?

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    33. Re:Winux isnt the future by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 2, Funny

      I still don't see what's wrong with Licrosoft... :-)

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    34. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, but seriously, how about "VVindovvs"?

      Let's see Microsoft sue them for something that now LOOKS like "Windows"... Might be the funniest shit to watch (no idea on how to pronounce "VVindovvws" though).

      If only Microsoft wouldn't use common words for their products (Apple ain't better either).

      Microsoft = good real name, stupid common software products (common words)

      Apple = stupid company name (common word), distinct software products names (iBook, PowerMac, etc)

    35. Re:Winux isnt the future by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you could get away with renaming Lindows to Windoze. At least in the US you could attempt to claim it's satire.

      Although Microsoft has already proven that if they don't like what you are doing they will litigate you into oblivion. But this is pretty normal in the business world.

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    36. Re:Winux isnt the future by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      Next thing you know -e'll hear la-suits to eliminate the W in -ednesday.

      If we could just get him out of office, most of us would be happy.
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    37. Re:Winux isnt the future by emc · · Score: 1

      Why not just become

      Swodnil
      or
      swodniL

      I mean really, somebody could come up with some clever box-art and website art, that can just ensure that folks keep calling it "Lindows" until they get the law suit figured out...

    38. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Winux. The Opewating System fow Centuwions!

      Hmmmmmh. For a second I thought you were talking aboyt Cylons, you know those humming metal bozoes from Battlestart Galactica. It'd sound about the same; "Weenux. At your command!".

    39. Re:Winux isnt the future by key134 · · Score: 0

      It seems like the W is the problem outside the US. Inside the US, however, the W is still the problem. George W. anyway...

    40. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How about LindoUUs

      It's a double-U, not a W.

      .... and I thought it's just a pair of saggy boobies with tiny nipples... :-o

    41. Re:Winux isnt the future by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      Does this mean you don't need a Biggus Dickus when you're getting by with a Palm Pilate?

    42. Re:Winux isnt the future by AndresFerraro · · Score: 1

      "Wux" anyone?

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    43. Re:Winux isnt the future by JeffTL · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is. And that'll be $699, please.

    44. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lycra-soft sounds too much like a new clothing fabric.

    45. Re:Winux isnt the future by Sfing_ter · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm thinking "Lindovvs", you don't hardly have to change the monograms... :)

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    46. Re:Winux isnt the future by refactored · · Score: 1

      LinuxDistributionWithANameThatDoesntRemindAnyoneOf BigUglyBullies

    47. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LNW Windoze (Linux is not Windows)

    48. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't be surprised, since they did go after MikeRoweSoft because it sounded similar.

    49. Re:Winux isnt the future by penguinrenegade · · Score: 1

      Remember - Lindows is the ONLY Linux company that has an agreement with SCO!! Don't believe me?

      Look it up.

    50. Re:Winux isnt the future by caino59 · · Score: 1

      so they have everything AND a kitchen sink.

      awesome.

    51. Re:Winux isnt the future by stecoop · · Score: 1

      For some reason this doesn't give me the urge to buy the product formerly known as Lindows. Anyone else?

    52. Re:Winux isnt the future by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Well it's spelled "Linux," but it's pronounced, "Throat-wobbler Mangrove."

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    53. Re:Winux isnt the future by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, calling your company Xerox is just begging to get copied. No wonder the GUI was stolen!

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    54. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      And the new name will be announced on a Lednesday ...

    55. Re:Winux isnt the future by tepples · · Score: 1

      No, that's how Lithp and Thcheme programmers pronounce it.

    56. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about:

      lindux

    57. Re:Winux isnt the future by antic · · Score: 1

      Lindows is a terrible name. How about now that they've ripped off much of the appearance of Windows, they have some balls and come up with something a bit more unique in the name department? (Witness all the Linux distros with unique and memorable names - I don't use Linux, but companies like Mandrake, RedHat, SuSE, etc all have pretty decent branding.)

      Oh, and while Lindows.com is at it, what about coming up with a site design that's less of a rip-off of the Apple site?

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    58. Re:Winux isnt the future by vsprintf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm thinking "Lindoze" would be great. If Microsoft went after them for similarity to "Windoze", I'd laught till I fell off my chair.

      While that's funny, the fact that Lindows is far too much like Windows is not. The run-as-root implementation grafts all the worst problems of Windows onto a Linux distro. I'm going to (ackk, gag) root (no pun intended) for Microsoft on this one. Lindows (by any name) needs to go away for the greater good of Linux.

    59. Re:Winux isnt the future by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      Generic term or not, if you name your competing operating system anything that even remotely sounds like Windows, you're begging for a Microsoft law suit.

      I doubt that rhyme has much to do with it. They probably wouldn't sue if you named your distro "Pintos", although the bloat and gas quotient would be the same.

    60. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about windols?

    61. Re:Winux isnt the future by ptaney · · Score: 1

      Let's hunt up an anagram for them. How about zWodnil. I think the judge will allow it: zWodnil's not no lindoWz. almost a palindrome there, too.

    62. Re:Winux isnt the future by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      No, even with the W, it sounds a lot like Lindows still when said really fast. So it doesn't actually SAY Lindows, but neither did Mike Rowe say Microsoft. It's all the same -- Microsoft won't care.

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    63. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lindoves it is then.

      Although I would prefer Windoves, symbolized by doves flying out an open window.

    64. Re:Winux isnt the future by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      hmm.. maybe do like the dem's did in '01, and remove all the W's from our keyboards?

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    65. Re:Winux isnt the future by hplasm · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised, since they did go after MikeRoweSoft because it sounded similar...and my startup- GiantOverpricedBagOfShiteXP. BillG was all over that one...

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    66. Re:Winux isnt the future by fatphil · · Score: 1

      MR's only keeping this up out of childish petulance, but for some reason I think it's amusig for him to keep it up. Any slap that MS get would be a good slap, IMHO. Anyway, onto suggestions for new names. The how thing's a wind-up, so just call it

      Windups

      with an 'eye' sound 'i', so not even a 'win' beginning.

      FP.

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    67. Re:Winux isnt the future by cshark · · Score: 1

      So if that's the case, and Robertson's cause is just, then why haven't we seen Microsoft sue Xandros under the same grounds. This is an easy trademark case. Plain and simple.

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    68. Re:Winux isnt the future by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      So you agree with me that rhyme has nothing to do with it. What's your point?

    69. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what Dubya would have to say about that.

    70. Re:Winux isnt the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod bombed ?

      OMG.. someone needs a nap.

  2. This seemed kind of inevitable. by The+I+Shing · · Score: 4, Funny

    I always kind of figured that Lindows would have to cave eventually. Microsoft is just too big and powerful to square off with over the name of a product, and I'm surprised that someone would create a name so obviously based on Microsoft's main product without considering the fact that the software giant would be almost forced to take legal action.

    Instead of Lindos, how about Lindros? They could use the handsome face of the Canadian-born New York Ranger as their logo, but what slogan would they use? Maybe something about hacking?

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    1. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The entire thing was a PR stunt anyway. Anyone who didn't see this coming was kidding themselves.

    2. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eric Lindros can barely handle a check anymore. He's still suffering post-concussion symptoms from his last concussion from more than a month ago.

      And let's not get into why he was laughed out of Philly......

      Anyways, I think Lindows can use a name better than Lindros, as they can survive the legal onslaughts much more easily than Big-E can an NHL game.

    3. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I met Eric Lindros' brother in a bar once. I can't remember his name now, it was like Dave or something.

      This was right after Lindros was drafted from the OHL and there was all the buzz about him being the next Gretzky, or at least Lemieux. What a dissapointment, everyone was hoarding his "Future Superstar" cardset thinking it'd be worht a mint.

      Anyways, his brother was a skinny arrogant dickhead who couldnt go 10 seconds without mentioning that he's Eric Lindros' brother.

      My point being, is that he TOTALLY represents what linux is, where it is, and why it'll stay there for all of eternity.

    4. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by maxbang · · Score: 1

      If it's MS that's too big and powerful, why not the ol' recursive? Linwindows: Linwindows is not windows.

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    5. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not the Microsoft you idiot, it is the law. You Linux idiots can not omit the law. You are screwing up the Linux for your own ego.

    6. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by The+I+Shing · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It is not the Microsoft you idiot, it is the law. You Linux idiots can not omit the law. You are screwing up the Linux for your own ego.

      How about not screwing up the English language?

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    7. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Instead of Lindos, how about Lindros? They could use the handsome face of the Canadian-born New York Ranger as their logo, but what slogan would they use?

      So powerful it will make your head hurt.

    8. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      I'm a linux box and I'm OK. I work all night and I work all day?

    9. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call BULLSHIT.

      Eric Lindros only has a single brother (Brett) who is two years younger than him.

      If you met Brett at a bar around the time Eric was drafted from the OHL, he would have been 16.

      Furthermore, Brett is 6'4", 220ish ... I don't think the word "skinny" would come to mind. He was an "ok" NHL player, but left the sport after concussion issues in 1996.

      So, this means you are either lying or you are a gullible dumb-fuck. Which one is it?

    10. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by will3477 · · Score: 1

      Lindows isn't giving up. If you look at it, they will continue to operate as Lindows INC in the us, and they are going to continue fighting for the right to Lindows. Eventually going to the state department with the (hopeful) ruling that windows is generic. Grant, IANAL, but they seem to think there is precidence. If true, then maybe they could get the European (sorry I can't remember which countries) ruling that it is illegal for anyone from their country to be able to access lindows.com reversed. In the mean time, they are loosing too much money, and they are loosing out on potential market share. Its not them giving up, its about them trying to ensure they can keep up the fight as long as possible.

    11. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by DrWhizBang · · Score: 1

      Instead of Lindos, how about Lindros? They could use the handsome face of the Canadian-born New York Ranger as their logo, but what slogan would they use? Maybe something about hacking?

      don't you mean "slashing"?

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    12. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by IcerLeaf · · Score: 2, Funny
      Instead of Lindos, how about Lindros? They could use the handsome face of the Canadian-born New York Ranger as their logo, but what slogan would they use? Maybe something about hacking?
      Big! Powerful! Productive!

      Then in fine print... Do not bump computer's case. System may crash and not reboot for months at a time. Do not anger software author's father, or software may automatically revoke its license at any time without warning. Software may refuse to boot for certain users, except the Rangers or Leafs.

      Who am I kidding, nobody will get these jokes on Slashdot! Say hello to -1 Off Topic!

    13. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Explanation for hockey-impaired Slashdot readers (i.e., everyone except me and IcerLeaf):

      Eric Lindros was a hockey player for the Philadelphia Flyers, arguably their best. But he turned out to be very prone to concussions, even from absurdly soft hits. Lindros (and his father) charged the Flyers doctors with putting him back into games while he was still suffering from the effects of a concussion (they can literally take months to fade, if they ever do). So Lindros demanded a trade to the Toronto Maple Leafs and refused to play another game for the Flyers. The problem was that Lindros had already proven to be susceptible to injuries, along with being a troublemaker off the ice (repeatedly getting into fights with the management), and had a pretty big contract. So nobody was stupid enough to trade for him, except the dumbest team in all sports: the New York Rangers.

      So Lindros was traded to the Rangers, where he was at least satisfied enough to play. He was a pretty mediocre player both because the Rangers as a whole underperformed, and because Lindros' skill comes from his physical style of play. Clearly after all the concussions he was reluctant to play the way he had. Of course, this didn't stop him from getting injured. If memory serves, he's had 3 more concussions while a member of the Rangers, and it looks like his most recent one has ended his career. (I think he had shoulder surgery or something, but last I heard he was still suffering from the effects of a concussion.)

    14. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by zx75 · · Score: 1

      Nah, "crashes quickly and never recovers when cpu is struck with a sharp blow."

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    15. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by ron_ivi · · Score: 1

      No it wasn't just a PR stunt. It's clarifying the legal matter of generic mark doctrine on the grounds that "windows" is a term that described the GUI element of windows on computers long before Microsoft started using the word to describe their implementation of a GUI based on windows on computers.

    16. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use your brain, nerd. Why would a company care about the "generic mark doctrine" unless they had something to gain from it in terms of publicity?

    17. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by penguinrenegade · · Score: 1

      Except that a generic term CAN become un-generic if you use it long enough, and it gets enough recognition. The USPTO says five years. That's how Windows came to be a trademark.

    18. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They may care because they think "Lindows" is the name that reminds people of "Windows" in the same way that "WinDVD" reminds people of "Windows" without being an infringing trademark.

      Or they may care because their product also has a feature like "X-Windows" and perhaps in the future "Y-Windows".

    19. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by rilian4 · · Score: 1

      I get it. There are a few of us out here in /. land who are sports fans...

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    20. Re:This seemed kind of inevitable. by fatphil · · Score: 1

      SO they could have called it 'GUIos', and then in _bold_ characters on the front of the box they should have proclaimed

      +---------------+
      | |
      | GUIOS |
      | |
      | Contains: |
      | |
      | Windows |
      | Icons |
      | Menus |
      | Pointers |
      | |
      +---------------+

      And that's only half a joke, I think (IMHO, IANAA) it would be a fantastic wind-up idea.

      FP.

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  3. smart move by SoTuA · · Score: 2, Funny

    Enough like the old one to retain the brand recognition, and they can point out it is LindOS, if MS comes a-suing again. Of course, the question is "will it keep sucking?" ;)

    1. Re:smart move by Orgazmus · · Score: 1

      Well, I only tried it once.
      It was so far behind anything usefull.
      I think it will continue its path into eternal suckyness.

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    2. Re:smart move by somethinghollow · · Score: 1

      They'll be back. LinDOS... damn! They just can win.

    3. Re:smart move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Of course, the question is "will it keep sucking?" ;)

      This is Slashdot. You must have meant this "begs the question."

    4. Re:smart move by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      They can't win, because MS would claim that, due to "win" being a common abbreviation of "Windows", they own "win" and therefore anyone else to win would be a trademark violation.

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  4. Easy-Linux by dolo666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From 2003, when Robertson (of Lindows fame) answered /. questions he said, "When we started Lindows.com we believed that software installation was extremely difficult for most users".

    To me this shows that Robertson is making his money on the connection between Linux, Windows and Lindows; by bridging the gap between the ease of windows and the better systemic designs of Linux. Therefore without the perfect name, Lindows may vanish into obscurity; but is a name that important? I think so, I don't think so... it doesn't matter really, does it? What to call it? How about Easy-Linux? Lindos won't work either, because it's got DOS in it...

    1. Re:Easy-Linux by aacool · · Score: 3, Informative
      I'm sorry - Easy Linux is taken.

      EasyLinux v1.2

      Manufacturer: Easy Information Technology
      E-Mail: info@eIT.de
      URL: Price: $21 US (cd only)

    2. Re:Easy-Linux by Ernest+P+Worrell · · Score: 1

      "DOS" doesn't have as much relavance nor does MS need to protect it like they do Windows. MS doesn't sell MS-DOS anymore, so who cares if someone tries to trick consumers into buying ... LS-DOS.

      Lots of people still buy Windows, and I'll tell ya Lindows sure sounds similar to me.

    3. Re:Easy-Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but who'd want their product to be associated with the name DOS, even accidentally? :)

    4. Re:Easy-Linux by loyalsonofrutgers · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ooh, ooh: FireLind. Or, better yet, LindFox.

    5. Re:Easy-Linux by niktesla · · Score: 0

      Yeah its got DOS in it, but there were planty of DOS like programs such as Dr. DOS, QuickDOS, etc. So if M$ has exclusive use of DOS then why didn't they sue them also? Oh wait, thats right M$ ripped DOS off from someone else. Oh, then there is also the ever popular DoS attacks:) So LindOS or Lindos shouldn't be a problem, but I'm no lawyer - I only play one on /. :)

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    6. Re:Easy-Linux by dolo666 · · Score: 1

      > True, but who'd want their product to be associated with the name DOS, even accidentally? :)

      This was more my point than the point about any legal reasons for not naming it lindos. It's like a step in the *wrong* direction!

    7. Re:Easy-Linux by dolo666 · · Score: 1

      > How about Easy-Linux? Lindos won't work either, because it's got DOS in it...

      To clarify, I mean that DOS is a step backward, not that there would be any legal reasons for not going this way. From Lindows to Lindos would be a step in the wrong direction! It's like the OS is aging or something...

    8. Re:Easy-Linux by boisepunk · · Score: 1, Funny

      They're selling LS-D? The DEA will be after their sorry asses.

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    9. Re:Easy-Linux by e.colli · · Score: 1

      To clarify, I mean that DOS is a step backward
      Lindos suggests DOS and OS, but I don't see as a backward. Mostly of actual generation don't ever know about existence of DOS.
      And, in portuguese, italian and (I think) spanish? Lindo(s) means "pretty".
      Sorry about my "engrish" :)

    10. Re:Easy-Linux by arvindn · · Score: 1

      Well, they can buy out EIT and acquire the trademark. Can they? Easy linux sounds really good (although it will make RMS throw a fit :-) so if EIT is small enough it might be a good idea.

    11. Re:Easy-Linux by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1
      DOS is an abbreviation of MS-DOS, which is an acronym of "Disk Operating System." There was also Q-DOS and G-DOS and problem several other DOSs, so simply containing dos within the name will have no effect.

      Of course, you weren't being serious, so this is all irrelevant, but it was fun, so hey.

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    12. Re:Easy-Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well how about "ezlnx" ?

      It even conforms to standard *nix CLI programs' naming conventions! ;-)

    13. Re:Easy-Linux by Mateito · · Score: 1

      Can't have LindFox in Australia.

      Lindsey Fox is a trucking magnate. All his trucks have a sticker on the back that say "you are passing another Fox".

    14. Re:Easy-Linux by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      How about....

      The WindowBreaker OS

      Jaysyn

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    15. Re:Easy-Linux by wed128 · · Score: 1

      stone linux...or baseball linux...or incredibly high pitched singing linux...

    16. Re:Easy-Linux by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that before MsDOS was out there was already Apple DOS (3.1, 3.2, 3.3), so they shouldn't be able to protect it.

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    17. Re:Easy-Linux by Louis+Guerin · · Score: 1

      >> All his trucks have a sticker on the back that say "you are passing another Fox".

      Except in reality, it's more likely they're passing you. Truck drivers == kings of the road.

      L

      (Note lack of Soviet Russia joke...)

  5. Eric Lindros is now seeking council. by mobiux · · Score: 1

    For a potential naming lawsuit.

  6. What happened by maxbang · · Score: 1

    to Linslash? Did taco threaten a lawsuit?

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  7. What ever happened to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lin----? (Pronounced ("Lindash"?

    1. Re:What ever happened to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      probably they realized it was a name that sucked even more than lindows itself! :o

    2. Re:What ever happened to... by jared_hanson · · Score: 0, Troll

      Probably the same thing that happened to your two closing parenthesis.

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  8. If it's the last "w" that's causing the problem... by bc90021 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...why not just call it "Windos"? ;)

  9. Uh Oh. by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 1

    Now these guys will want a piece of the action.

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    1. Re:Uh Oh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't that cost $699?

      That is the SCO turds, you know.

  10. That W by BrodyVess · · Score: 5, Funny

    Strange- the American economy and international reputation has the same issue. Its that W. thats causing all the problems

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    1. Re:That W by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You mean William Clinton, of course, since our reputation started to tank and the bubble burst while he was still in office.

    2. Re:That W by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Have to agree with you. The only things that kept old Willy out of economic trouble was the .com thing and the Y2K bug. Without those, we'd likely have had the economic problems of the current "W" in the late 90's. Maybe one could even say the false economic growth from Willy's terms could be cause of the current state due to inflated over growth of the economy back then.

      Without the .com and Y2K bug, where do you (follow up posters) think the US economy would have been?

    3. Re:That W by artemis67 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Because "Yeah, well, he started it!!!" is a great, schoolyard-level rebuttal that I could see coming from GWB.

      Actually, GWB has been far more protective of Clinton's reputation than he needed to be, much to the chagrin of many conservatives.

      Clinton, OTOH, has no problem with trashing GWB at every opportunity.

    4. Re:That W by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Ronald Wilson Reagan would be more like it. He's the one that started a lot of the bad things associated with the current "W" administration, like the draconian war on drugs, missile defense/Star Wars, tax cuts and increased spending leading to massive deficits, corporate scandals (S&Ls), etc. etc. etc.

    5. Re:That W by iminplaya · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "Just look for the big W. Then youll find all the money in world...just waitin for somebody to come along, and dig it up."

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    6. Re:That W by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the toilet, along with the rest of the world!

    7. Re:That W by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HA ha ha, I don't know if I'd still find that movie funny today, but it sure made me crack up as a kid when I caught it on TV.

    8. Re:That W by SenatorGigolo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That's quite a funny crack. Can I use it?

    9. Re:That W by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Actually, GWB has been far more protective of Clinton's reputation than he needed to be, much to the chagrin of many conservatives."

      Yes, he's real protective of those documents the Clinton administration left to his. Those Republicans on the 9/11 commision just want to wail on Clinton so bad...

      [If you think I'm being serious, you have taken a flying leep off the political deep end.]

    10. Re:That W by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear, hear! Damn Republicans.

    11. Re:That W by orim · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "Actually, GWB has been far more protective of Clinton's reputation than he needed to be"

      W himself? Though I think his IQ must be below about 80, I cannot honestly recall him ever saying anything bad about Clinton.
      His attack dogs, however? Totally different story. Judging by them, Clinton is the anti-Christ.

      [completely unrelated]: If you want some amusing truth, check out airamericaradio.com and the O'Franken factor.

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    12. Re:That W by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just like you point out the O'Franken factor, you could just as easily point to Rush Limbaugh (sp?). People will see what they want to see, even if two people see the same set of facts. Very easy to put the spin you want on a topic. While I personally didn't care for Clinton, I don't find Bush to be a much better choice, but I do find him at least a little better. As for Bush's IQ, an email circulated a while back and has been debunked on various sites including this Urban Legends Site.

      And for your line about attack dogs, what polictical party doesn't have something bad to say about the other one? Can you honestly say the Democratic party isn't taking shots at the Republicans? It happens on either side.

    13. Re:That W by lambent · · Score: 1

      how do you have false economic growth? either it grew, or it didn't.

      now, if you're talking about reclassifying food-prep as manufacturing, then yes, that would be false growth.

    14. Re:That W by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Dems are too busy looking sheepish and whining about Nader to actually attack the Republicans.

    15. Re:That W by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      OK, maybe "false" isn't the correct word. The economy grew because:

      everyone was throwing money at whatever .com hoping to make it big

      companies looked pretty impressive but didn't have any real assets

      income was based on the idea of cross site advertisements

      employees of .com companies were often payed with company stocks and a smaller amount of cash- and looking back (hind sight is always better), how many people lived beyond their means because they thought they were better off than they really were?
      The "false" is that the economy was doing well due to misperceptions about how well companies and individuals were doing. The economy continued to grow based on these misperceptions.

    16. Re:That W by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      If you want some amusing truth, check out airamericaradio.com and the O'Franken factor.

      Trutheful - that's a laugh - He's as truthful as Rush Limbaugh.

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    17. Re:That W by killjoe · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying is that there is not much difference between Clinton and Bush.

      Geez I don't know who would be more insulted by that.

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    18. Re:That W by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      Pre-9/11... the economy was already in the toilet. GWB could have easily and decisively argued the case that the economy was in decline in 1999, the documentation was there. Clinton obfuscated the numbers to make it seem like the pre-election economy was chugging along, but it wasn't.

      Bush, acting like a true president, was reluctant to smear a former president. Clinton, being the Arkansas redneck, has simply used the opportunity to attack Bush unilaterally.

    19. Re:That W by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      [completely unrelated]: If you want some amusing truth, check out airamericaradio.com and the O'Franken factor.

      Truth? From "I'm a Big Fat Liar" Franken? You've got to be kidding me! I'd be as surprised hearing truth coming from his lips as I would comedy. Of course, that's why he went into low-brow political commentating, he gets more laughs than he did when he was a comic.

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    20. Re:That W by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nah. You are giving way too much credit for both William and George, regarding economy. It's just like management; best you can do is try to make sure you do not HURT economy/productivity; there's precious little "additional value" either can add to default, 'normal' situation (Dilbert principle: in general, employees are content by default). There's no way for US presidents to really significantly boost economy, nor for PHB to improve morale... but both can do the opposite, to do damage. And as such, I for one claim neither president had very much to do with economic fortunes of country. And note that this is even though I despise GWB more than any president in US history, and think he should be tried as a war criminal he is, and consider Clinton to be among better presidents this country has had. I still don't claim him for depression; it was just matter of time when next bottom of economic cycle would arrive.

      As to economy, GWB has made a big mistake with reckless tax cuts however; their impact on general health of economy is negligible; cycling of economy continues mostly as is, but it does have huge impact on US national debt. So no benefit, but big long-term penalty. Why am I not surprised that that bozo managed to do that, despite it being soundly proven Reaganomics do not work?

    21. Re:That W by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're on the right, the chances that you can identify comedy at all are pretty low.
      After all, the religious nuts are all on your side, and we know how much fun they have (and allow others to enjoy themselves as well!)

    22. Re:That W by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were the tax cuts really reckless? Can you say that the spending generated by people getting an income hasn't affected the economy in some positive way? I can't defend this view, but wonder if you can defend yours.

      I tend to agree with your viewpoint, but I can't prove either one. My refund went to pay down my debt so I'm not sure it really helped the economy in any significant way. I don't see that my spending changed, but maybe others did change enough to "ripple" through the economy to cause growth (and therefore revenue to local/state/federal government).

    23. Re:That W by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bubble, yes, reputation, no. Your reputation started to tank round about the time you started grabbing oil in other countries by rolling in tanks.

    24. Re:That W by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tax cuts are a bad thing?

      In what alternative universe do you reside?

    25. Re:That W by orim · · Score: 1

      Dear Mr. Anonymous,

      1) IQ comment. It's obvious. Never even saw that email (your link), but watching Bush on TV without reading a script makes me think he's either naturally retarded, or just severely damaged from all the drug use in his youth. I think it's pretty obvious.

      2) Franken - the difference between him and the "right" is that he doesn't make us numbers and facts. He has enough ammo from real facts to make his point. His frequent targets, O'Reily and Hannity... they make up shit and pretend it's God's given truth. I do understand that he's a comedian first, but he does go after legit targets, all the made up "facts".

      3) Republican attack dogs - do you know what they did to their own? McCain and Max Cleland? To go after vets for their lack of patriotism? After they leave limbs and years of their lives for their country? It's disgusting... and these are Republicans doing it to other Republicans!
      It's one thing to go after somebody based on their record (economic and otherwise), and something quite else making up lies (350+ times that Kerry voted for tax raises!!!)

      Yes, there's some dirty play on both sides, but to say it's all the same is just ignorance.

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  11. lindos eh by Epyn · · Score: 1

    That sounds great, linux dos, yeah, no lawsuits there.

    1. Re:lindos eh by PitaBred · · Score: 4, Insightful

      DOS is just an acronym for Disk Operating System... if Caldera could/can have DR-DOS without copyright problems, I think Lindos would be pretty unencumbered.
      Random thought: Why does everyone say IANAL? Wouldn't it be easier to assume no one is a lawyer unless they say otherwise?

    2. Re:lindos eh by kevcol · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they are afraid of a lawsuit and throw in the disclaimer.

    3. Re:lindos eh by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 4, Funny
      Wouldn't it be easier to assume no one is a lawyer unless they say otherwise?

      Not in America.

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    4. Re:lindos eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because acronyms aren't actually used to make things easier, they're for looking cool.

    5. Re:lindos eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cuz IANAL really means I'm ANAL.

    6. Re:lindos eh by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

      PitaBred (632671) sez: "Random thought: Why does everyone say IANAL?"

      Because if you give an opinion and don't make clear it's not qualified legal advice, and someone takes it, and then everything goes to hell because it was a bad idea, they could sue you (and /.) for giving legal advice without being qualified.

      Welcome to America.

      I've noticed that the yellow pages have color coded page edges for major sections, such as phsyicians, restaurants, etc. They do not do so for lawyers. If they did, the lawyers' section in the yellow pages for the area around Yale University would be the largest section so marked, almost twice as large as that for physicians.

      I wonder why they don't do it. Embarassed?

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    7. Re:lindos eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wouldn't it be easier to assume no one is a lawyer unless they say otherwise?

      It would also be easier to just assume that you're not supposed to eat silica gel. Yet they still put "do not eat" on those little packets anyway.

    8. Re:lindos eh by woodhouse · · Score: 1

      I just say MWIAL (because my wife is a lawyer). I also tried IANALBMWIAL, but it was a bit of a mouthful.

  12. Score one for Microsoft by dasmegabyte · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally, a win for the little guy!

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    1. Re:Score one for Microsoft by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      These Lindows people think they can come along and trample on the good Microsft name......pweahhhahaha ok I can't even say that without laughing.

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  13. New Name Announced by swordboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The new name will now be:

    Wierdows

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    1. Re:New Name Announced by nizo · · Score: 1
      Actually I was thinking something more like:


      Macrohard: Thank God we aren't Microsoft(tm)

    2. Re:New Name Announced by jc42 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, I think it should be Lindoze.

      After all, to challenge this, MS would have to acknowledge the widely-used "Windoze" mispeling of their trademark name.

      Of course, there's always Mike Rowe to think of. And there's a nice parody of it all at www.ubersoft.net.

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    3. Re:New Name Announced by adaknight · · Score: 1

      how about "I can't believe it's not Windows!"
      mod me up for ingenuity.

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    4. Re:New Name Announced by westlake · · Score: 1
      After all, to challenge this, MS would have to acknowledge the widely-used "Windoze" mispeling of their trademark name.

      widely used on Slashdot maybe. but I can't think of anywhere else where the joke hasn't worn out it's welcome.

    5. Re:New Name Announced by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Don't get around much, do ya? ;-)

      Anyway, "Windoze" isn't nearly as tiresome as "M$".

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    6. Re:New Name Announced by Chester+K · · Score: 1

      After all, to challenge this, MS would have to acknowledge the widely-used "Windoze" mispeling of their trademark name.

      No they wouldn't. A synonym, despite any spelling differences, could still be argued as being confusingly similar. In fact, if they tried that, they'd probably end up in contempt of court (or whatever the appropriate localized version of that is) in the countries where they were ordered to stop using the Lindows name.

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    7. Re:New Name Announced by Mag7 · · Score: 1

      Ho ho! I just checked and wierdows.com isn't registered. Now to get rich...

      1. Register name and put up site
      2. Wait for Microsoft to notice
      3. ???
      4. Profit!

      or more likely:

      4. Lawsuit :-(

  14. What's in a name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows is really just DOS With Pictures.

    1. Re:What's in a name? by Ernest+P+Worrell · · Score: 1

      DOS is just a file, memory, and process manager with a pretty with a Command Line.

    2. Re:What's in a name? by bccomm · · Score: 1

      . . . without the ``process manager'' part, of course. ;)

  15. Aww ... what a shame ... by Ernest+P+Worrell · · Score: 1

    And I was all about having Lindows go around and trick non-computer-savy consumers into buying their substandard product with their very similar, confusing name.

    What ever happened to the old addage, "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you don't want to join 'em, then trick everyone into thinking you're 'em." Damn you Bill Gates!

    1. Re:Aww ... what a shame ... by Adriax · · Score: 1

      What ever happened to the old addage, "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you don't want to join 'em, then trick everyone into thinking you're 'em." Damn you Bill Gates! That's a proprietary Microsoft business technique, though Amazon is attempting to sue for patent ownership.

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  16. Great... by Copperhead · · Score: 1
    Now MS will sue them for infringing on their newly discovered DOS trademark.

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  17. Wow! by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1

    Er, I mean "o!"

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  18. Couldn't they get in trouble for... by TimeForGuinness · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Is Lindos any better...I mean Microsoft could make a argument at LinDOS. Plus why would you want DOS in your name anyways.

    1. Re:Couldn't they get in trouble for... by Lussarn · · Score: 1

      DOS is a generic term, hardly trademarked even by MS.

    2. Re:Couldn't they get in trouble for... by TimeForGuinness · · Score: 1

      True, but we are talking about MS...I'm surprised they don't have a trademark on the swinging door to a fenced in yard due to its similarity to the Chief Software Architect's last name.

    3. Re:Couldn't they get in trouble for... by TimeForGuinness · · Score: 1

      yes, I know its redundant...damn the preview button...and I still couldn't get "an argument" spelled correctly.

    4. Re:Couldn't they get in trouble for... by bccomm · · Score: 1

      True. The only DOS that was ever trademarked was PC-DOS . . . and IBM owned that one.

  19. It's the W that's causing all the problem by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 5, Funny

    Am I the only one who sees a connection with US politicians?? :P

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    1. Re:It's the W that's causing all the problem by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      *You*, sir, are going, along with that other unsavory 13% of the US population, onto a terrorist watch list for thorough examination.

    2. Re:It's the W that's causing all the problem by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 1

      What makes you think I am a US citizen??

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    3. Re:It's the W that's causing all the problem by tepples · · Score: 1
  20. Lindos by kjdames · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Won't "Lindos" be just as scrutinized by Microsoft? After all, MikeRoweSoft was shot down, showing that a phonetic similarity is just as condemning as anything else.

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    1. Re:Lindos by ganiman · · Score: 0

      I believe DOS is an acronym, meaning Disk Operating System. Is that something that can really be copyright'd by M$? If M$ would have such a beef about DOS, then why didn't they go after IBM when they released PC-DOS? I think that M$ could only whine if someone borrowed the name MS-DOS, because that's what their command line product from the late 80s is really called, not just DOS.

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    2. Re:Lindos by dozing · · Score: 4, Informative
      Won't "Lindos" be just as scrutinized...

      If you read the most recent Michael's Minute You'll see the following:

      Selecting a new name is more complex then you might think. A few weeks ago we asked for suggestions, and we were flooded with some creative ideas. My favorite was one user writing in to say our name should be "lindos" and our new slogan should be "because it's the W that is causing all the problems." :-) Finding a unique name for which domain names and trademarks are available takes real searching. We're now reviewing candidates and we will identify our new international name on April 14th. --Michael Robertson

      I take this to mean that Mr. Robertson found Lindos amusing, but does not intend to use it as the Product's new name.

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    3. Re:Lindos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Are you an idiot? Three hundred trillion people have already thought they were clever pointing this out, and as always the reply is that DOS is a generic fucking term. Ever heard of AmigaDOS, DR-DOS, PC-DOS, QDOS, Apple DOS, FreeDOS or any of the other six fucking million operating systems called something-DOS that aren't by Microsoft and even predate MS-DOS in some cases? Of course you haven't, because you're an AOL-subscribing, Compaq-using fucking Windows XP faggot who signed up to Slashdot fucking yesterday. I spit on you and your kin. Go to hell before I fucking kill you.

    4. Re:Lindos by FuzzyShrimp · · Score: 1

      I don't think LINDOS will work either. Remember the fuss that MS caused over a guy's name: Mike Roe Soft sounded too much like MS. I predict LINDOS will fail for the same reason. Sounds like LINDOWS. Why not some new name like HERBIE? or CLICKIT? Oh well, MS will be bullying people for ever and ever. It will never stop.

    5. Re:Lindos by st0rmcold · · Score: 1

      Yea, and Windows, means Windows, like the ones in my house.
      Would they be able to sue physical window manufacturers because it could bring confusion to someone who wants to buy the infamous M$ product?

      lol

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    6. Re:Lindos by TMB · · Score: 1

      There's no phonetic similarity... it's pronounced "Throatwarbler Mangrove". ;-)

      [TMB]

    7. Re:Lindos by CTalkobt · · Score: 1

      If you do a whois on lindos.com it'll show up as Lindows owning the domain name... I wouldn't be too suprised if they really do use Lindos.

      Using the "because it's the W that is causing all the problems" would be asking for trouble but otherwise lindos sounds just as good to me, infringment wise, as Aidios (old computer gaming company).

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    8. Re:Lindos by dozing · · Score: 1
      whois on lindos.com it'll show up as Lindows owning the domain name...

      If you look closely at that whois you'll also see that it was update in May 2003 and created in June of 1998.

      Updated Date: 08-may-2003
      Creation Date: 09-jun-1998



      Most likely this was registered because it is a common misspelling of lindows.com.

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  21. How about Lindous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another variant to consider would be Lindous.

  22. Here's a good name.. by ganiman · · Score: 5, Funny

    LinDOES

    because WinCANT

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    1. Re:Here's a good name.. by Mike+Hawk · · Score: 2

      Old school!

      Genesis does! What Nintendon't.

    2. Re:Here's a good name.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahaha what a laugh and a half that was, too. genesis was crap ass compared to nintendo.

    3. Re:Here's a good name.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that crippled version of mortal kombat was suhweet. Nintendo rules, if you love censorship.

    4. Re:Here's a good name.. by M.+Piedlourd · · Score: 1

      But "LinDOES" sounds like "Linda's." All it takes is one lady named Linda to sue...

    5. Re:Here's a good name.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They only censored MK1, the sequels were untouched, and even still, a censored MK1 on SNES was loads better (smoother animation, crisp graphics) than the Sega version ;)

    6. Re:Here's a good name.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, some people will always apologize for nintendon't. We call em fanboys and don't consider their opinions legitimate.

    7. Re:Here's a good name.. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "LinDOES

      because WinCANT"


      LinDOH! My games don't work!

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  23. Lindos? by Theatetus · · Score: 0, Redundant
    although a favorite is Lin dos

    Yeah... Microsoft sure couldn't have *ANY* objection to that...

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    1. Re:Lindos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dos != ms-dos

    2. Re:Lindos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Portuguese (and Spanish?):

      Lindo -> substantive, masculine, singular: beautiful

      Lindos -> same thing, plural

      Dois lindos garotos. Two beautiful boys.

      Enough said.

    3. Re:Lindos? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone needs to take a Redundant-bat to all these posts.

    4. Re:Lindos? by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Your beautiful boys operating system intrigues me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    5. Re:LinDOS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it infringes on their DOS copyright"

      Another Slashdot cunt who confuses copyright and trademark.

    6. Re:LinDOS? by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      Actually, Robertson has gone on record that his next OS name will be:

      Siouxsie.

      If that one fails, he'll probably go for Blue Chapeau. Or Boydrake.

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    7. Re:Lindos? by raodin · · Score: 1

      Someone tell everyone else who's used Disk Operating System (DOS) in a name. You know.. like.. everyone in the 80s.

    8. Re:Lindos? by Theatetus · · Score: 1

      My point was that "window" is as generic a name for a rectangular piece of screen as "dos" is for "Disk Operating System".

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    9. Re:LinDOS? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > You could even call the theL that would be kinda catchy.

      Then I'll fork my own distro from it, and call it "Oh, Bloody 'L."

  24. Oh dear, Lindos... by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone give the entire company a moderation of "+1, Troll", thanks :)

  25. Lindows is a problem? by Twister002 · · Score: 1

    Ok, How about Windux? or !Windows?

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    1. Re:Lindows is a problem? by longhairedgnome · · Score: 0

      !windows
      I think this would actually be a good idea, if it wouldn't suffer the same fate it obvisouly would. Consumers see the ! and instantly think, "Hey, this must be more powerful, faster, better than regular windows!!"

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  26. As long as they by beforewisdom · · Score: 5, Funny

    don't choose "firebird" I think they will be okay

    1. Re:As long as they by Lxy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Slashdot: Corporate America in your PC.
      Linux: Corporate America flat on its ass.

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      There is no reasonable defense against an idiot with an agenda
      :wq
    2. Re:As long as they by woodhouse · · Score: 1

      Well, it's rising from the ashes of Lindows, so what about Phoenix? That has a pretty good ring to it I think.

    3. Re:As long as they by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't they use a combination of family member's names like "Debian" did? Ok, let's say his mother's name is Anna, and his son's name is Bobby. Then we have Annbby. No, make that Annaobby, No.. Make that ... Well, maybe he has some other relatives that he can use their names, perhaps family pets, or something. OK, so he has a parakeet named Whistler, and a Cat named Fluffy. Then you have Whisuffy.
      You know, those Debian folks really lucked up, didn't they?

  27. I can see it already... by y2imm · · Score: 0, Redundant

    MS sues Lindos, claiming the sequence dos infringes on MS-DOS.

  28. How about a Homeric name by lrc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lin-D'Oh!s

  29. NotWindows by debaere · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think the new name should be NotWindows.

    How can they complain? Its obviously not windows, right? :)

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    1. Re:NotWindows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      i could see the tech support now....

      tech: so what os are you running
      caller: not windows
      tech: thats nice, i think that ms is a bunch of pricks to, but what ARE you running?

      they could just call it What(tm)
      tech: what OS are you running?
      caller: What OS
      tech: ... the one on your PC
      caller: What
      tech: do you speak english?

    2. Re:NotWindows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been tried before. I don't think it worked for NotHarvard.

    3. Re:NotWindows by arvindn · · Score: 1


      How about Linwin? Linwin Is Not WINdows :) Kinda like GNU. Amusing thing is RMS can't demand that they rename it to GNU/Linwin, because the L in Linwin doesn't stand for linux -- it stands for itself!

    4. Re:NotWindows by divec · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I think the new name should be NotWindows. How can they complain? Its obviously not windows, right? :)

      Oddly enough, in various domain-name cases, it has been held by the court that, e.g. "MicrosoftSucks.com" is confusingly similar to "Microsoft.com", because a non-native speaker of English might not understand the word "Sucks", and so think that MicrosoftSucks.com was an official Microsoft site.
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    5. Re:NotWindows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cant beleive its not windows!

  30. It's the W by Shipud · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...because it's the W that is causing all the problems.

    Strike W from Windows and you get INDOS, which is an accurate description of the product.

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  31. Who Cares? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1, Troll
    For me, it's kind of a "who cares" thing. For better or worse, Microsoft ownd the trademark on Windows as it relates to operating systems. Lindows was clearly named what it was for that reason.

    But it hardly matters really, Lindows is crap and sooner or later will vanish. Personnaly, I think Lindows is bad for Linux as far as gaining acceptance on the desktop or as a consumer OS.

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    1. Re:Who Cares? by Programmer_In_Traini · · Score: 3, Insightful

      With all due respect sir,

      I personnaly think that Lindows is good.

      Lindows isn't Gentoo, RedHat, SuSE or Mandrake (..well screw that last two :p) or any other Distro.

      Lindows is Lindows, Linux equivalent to Windows and most promising replacement OS for the average joe who does not want to take control on the computer.

      The average joe wants a safe computer on which he can send email, browse the net and play solitaire...Lindows can do that and in the mean time proves that Linux can be usable by the non-technical folks.

      plus, it offers a nice transition between windows & linux, you begin to understand how it works but still behind the comfort of a gui, wizards....etc.

      Then, when you are ready, you jump in the bigger stuff.

      Truly your appear to be a linux user and that's great. We respect the fact that you know a lot of stuff and are very technical, but linux NEEDS distros like Lindows to gain popularity and popular support.

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      If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel. - Will Kommen
    2. Re:Who Cares? by d^2b · · Score: 1
      The average joe wants a safe computer on which he can send email, browse the net and play solitaire...Lindows can do that and in the mean time proves that Linux can be usable by the non-technical folks.
      As long as Lindows encourages users to run as root, then they are really not safe. I quote from the Lindows FAQ:
      We leave the option of running as root or not up to the computer owner. During the installation (or easily from the Settings menu after installation), LindowsOS makes it easy to maintain and add user accounts which do not run as root.
      And we have all seen how well that works with Windows. It is particularly the naive users in Lindows target audience that must be forced to do the right thing. Not, well, you could do this other thing if you want, but things won't work right. Perhaps people have to learn to give up a little convenience for security. Or perhaps there is a technical solution, but I'm willing to bet it involves a security model more sophisticated than the PDP-11 supervisor mode.
    3. Re:Who Cares? by fatphil · · Score: 1

      "... does not want to take control on the computer."

      Which is why the user's logged in as root the whole time? Sure, that makes sense.

      FP.

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  32. And when it's "Lindos"... by domovoi · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Redmond will sue the bejeezus out of them because the last three letters of Lindos are DOS.

    I recommend they call it "Artie" or perhaps "Biff" and hopscotch over MS's nonsense entirely.

    1. Re:And when it's "Lindos"... by Zaffo · · Score: 0

      Well, they can claim that they're deriving it from the spanish translation for "handsome men"... don't know how well that'll hold up in court, though.

    2. Re:And when it's "Lindos"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Redmond will sue the bejeezus out of them because the last three letters of Lindos are DOS.

      Your only about the 20th person to comment on that.

    3. Re:And when it's "Lindos"... by Lazar+Dobrescu · · Score: 1
      The point is now about it holding in court. Lindows held in courts. The problem is that Microsoft is harrassing them by suing them in every country one after another, and Lindows got tired of spending resources defending all those cases.

      So the point is to find a name that will not make Microsoft want to sue them again. Thus it's not clear that Lindos is good in that respect...

    4. Re:And when it's "Lindos"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since SCO owns Linux, can't/won't they sue Linows for the front half of the name anyway?

    5. Re:And when it's "Lindos"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and You're only the 256,945th one to misuse "Your".

  33. Why it's taking so long by goldspider · · Score: 1

    From configuring one existing OS (Linux) to imitate another (Windows) to a name that is at best a cheap knockoff of the Microsoft product, and at worst is intentionally deceptive, Lindows.com has yet to demonstrate a single gram of creativity.

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  34. other possibilities by glassesmonkey · · Score: 1

    (I'm still waiting for this to make a poll)

    What about "Not_Stolen_From_Xerox_Or_Apple"

  35. From the "Michael's Minute" Email Group by baudilus · · Score: 4, Informative
    I downloaded LindowsOS that one day that they were offering for free (still haven't installed it), and I get these periodic emails from Michael Robertson (ceo Lindows?). This is the entire text:

    Michael's Minute: Name Change:

    Last week Judge Coughenour denied our request to block Microsoft's international legal barrage against Lindows.com. Two years ago Microsoft tried to stop Lindows in a U.S. court, but they were denied. Recently, they started piling on lawsuits from around the world attempting to achieve the same result. At the same time, Microsoft is publicly demanding that the EU respect the U.S. court actions concerning their monopolistic behavior and not impose their own rulings. Microsoft hypocritically has no such respect for the U.S. court decision which determined we can operate under the term Lindows pending a final resolution of the litigation.

    Some people may be puzzled about why Microsoft is attacking Lindows and not doing the same for Red Hat - a leading Linux server company. Microsoft has their targets set on Lindows because we are a desktop company. Microsoft has used that desktop dominance to move into other areas and to fund campaigns to wipe out potential competitors (Netscape, Be, Lotus, etc.). Microsoft will attack anything that it believes challenges its desktop monopoly, since it is their life blood. I'm confident that when we get to trial in the U.S., Microsoft employee testimony and internal communications will reveal their true motivations. However it's going to take some time to get resolution due to Microsoft's delay tactics. In the interim, Lindows is unable to fully respond to demand for desktop Linux from countries around the world due to name uncertainty.

    To assure that we can do business globally, we are in the process of selecting a different name for our web presence and product name. I believe it's the only way to respond to an onslaught from such a rich company, since we need to be able to continue to grow our business. (Only one of the richest companies in the world would launch 8 identical lawsuits from different countries.) Our US corporate name will remain Lindows Inc. since we have meaningful name recognition and product distribution.

    Outside the US we will go by a different name until we can battle for the right to use Lindows internationally. The US case will probably take a year to go through the 9th circuit court of appeals and perhaps another year for possible Supreme Court review. Our plan is to go to trial in the US as soon as possible, at which time we hope to get windows declared a generic word. If we win, we plan to approach the State Department and ask them to petition foreign governments to invalidate the windows trademark as they have done for other generic computing terms like "database," "operating system" and "pascal," which companies have tried to register as trademarks in foreign countries.

    Selecting a new name is more complex then you might think. A few weeks ago we asked for suggestions, and we were flooded with some creative ideas. My favorite was one user writing in to say our name should be "lindos" and our new slogan should be "because it's the W that is causing all the problems." :-) Finding a unique name for which domain names and trademarks are available takes real searching. We're now reviewing candidates and we will identify our new international name on April 14th. Once we identify a name, then we'll start the migration. Since we have thousands of web pages and more than 100 servers it will take considerable time to completely transition. The functionality in our product won't change, but outside the US people will know our products by a different name.

    We're not taking this change lightly. We need to keep our business from being held back by legal uncertainty. So visit the website next week, April 14th after 1:00 p.m. PST for the unveiling of our new name.

    -- Michael

    Hopefully this sheds some light.
    1. Re:From the "Michael's Minute" Email Group by angle_slam · · Score: 1
      Some people may be puzzled about why Microsoft is attacking Lindows and not doing the same for Red Hat

      Maybe because the mark "Red Hat" bears absolutely no similarity to the mark "Windows"?

    2. Re:From the "Michael's Minute" Email Group by dozing · · Score: 1

      Thank you for saving me the time of posting a link to the most recent Michael's Minute.

      This article is a bit misleading. In fact Lindows has not "Thrown in the Towel." There are only changing the Lindows name on the Internet and Outside the US. The reason for this is to fight the legal battle on one front at a time.

      Our plan is to go to trial in the US as soon as possible, at which time we hope to get windows declared a generic word. If we win, we plan to approach the State Department and ask them to petition foreign governments to invalidate the windows trademark as they have done for other generic computing terms like "database," "operating system" and "pascal," --Michael Robertson
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    3. Re:From the "Michael's Minute" Email Group by DrPepper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think Michael is making a mistake trying to fight this battle. Whilst the Windows trademark needs fighting, he should really be concentrating on battling Windows as a product.

      In the end, I don't think it matters what the product name is. Calling it Lindows might get some people to purchase it that might otherwise purchase Windows, but I doubt it really causes much confusion. However, calling it "Lin---s" in one area, whilst calling it "Lindows" in another, and then changing to "Lindos" outside the US is sure just to cause confusion to your average consumer.

      Far better to give the product an uncontraversial, but rememberable name, and concentrate on building that brand.

    4. Re:From the "Michael's Minute" Email Group by jafuser · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Lindows is a good move towards consumer-based Linux use. They need to keep their priorities in check and focus on the goal.

      They've got enough press over this that whatever new name they pick should stick in enough people's minds to ensure their brand has a strong market.

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    5. Re:From the "Michael's Minute" Email Group by killjoe · · Score: 1

      " I think Michael is making a mistake trying to fight this battle. Whilst the Windows trademark needs fighting, he should really be concentrating on battling Windows as a product."

      Who do you think should fight MS on the bogus windows trademark. These people now claim ownership of a common english word and will sue people who use it. Maybe lindows was too small and poor to win in court but who has enough money to fight MS and wants to take this on?

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    6. Re:From the "Michael's Minute" Email Group by DrPepper · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that nobody should fight the Windows trademark, but I don't think it's a priority, either for Lindows or for anyone else at this time. One day perhaps, but the focus for now should be on making a better desktop.

    7. Re:From the "Michael's Minute" Email Group by sethamin · · Score: 1
      Some people may be puzzled about why Microsoft is attacking Lindows and not doing the same for Red Hat - a leading Linux server company.

      Some people may also be puzzled how anyone could possibly write this obviously false sentence and still sign their name. Trust me, Mike, no one is puzzled.

    8. Re:From the "Michael's Minute" Email Group by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I downloaded LindowsOS that one day that they were offering for free (still haven't installed it)"

      I did the same. Don't waste your time. Go straight for Fedora and get the same, but Open Office etc. for free.

    9. Re:From the "Michael's Minute" Email Group by Trepalium · · Score: 1
      Don't give Micheal that much credit. Let's be honest, he saw a great publicity stunt that was wide open there. By naming his product Lindows, he forced Microsoft to take action against him, which provided more free advertising than anyone could ever really ask for. All he has to do is shoot out press releases about how Microsoft is bullying his poor little company.

      This scheme was really a no-brainer for Mr. Robertson. He probably figured he could win the battle against Microsoft eventually, but didn't really anticipate them suing him in every other country in the world. Microsoft's timing of this was rather lousy, though, and their international lawsuit campaign against Lindows, while claiming they should be immune to anti-trust laws in europe, is making them look like a hypocrite.

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    10. Re:From the "Michael's Minute" Email Group by killjoe · · Score: 1

      That does not answer my question. Who should challenge this very stupid trademark and who can.

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  36. Another example of how the legal system is FUBAR by Tassach · · Score: 4, Informative

    This just goes to show the fundamental problem with the current legal system: regardless of the merit of their position, the rich can use the courts to impose their will on the poor by killing them with legal fees.

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  37. Am I the only one by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... sick of hearing Robertson whine like the world is out to get him?

    "I believe it's the only way to respond to an onslaught from such a rich company, since we need to be able to continue to grow our business," he said.

    Boo hoo. Who cares what you think of MSFT, they're in the right, IMO. If the OS was called Lacintosh OSX, Apple would do the same thing.

    Selling a "windows replacement" as "lindows" is pushing the line. Myself, I see it as a sleazy attempt to confuse unsavvy K-Mart shoppers into thinking they're getting Windows compatible machine.

    If MS released "Winux" do you think Linus would excercise his TM rights? I do, and he should.

    Screw this guy. He poked a bear with a stick, and is now crying that the bear took a run at him. He should consider himself lucky to get away, company intact, without being mauled.

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    1. Re:Am I the only one by 0x0d0a · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If MS released "Winux" do you think Linus would excercise his TM rights? I do, and he should.

      I don't, any more than I think that Linus would go after "Unix", "A/UX", "AIX", or "Minix", or any more than the holders of those trademarks went after Linus. Somehow, everyone managed to get along with vaguely similar names *except* Microsoft and Robertson.

      I will grant that Robertson is a terribly antagonizing fellow if you're competing with him (his prize to "port Linux to the X-Box via a hardware and software approach" that essentially subsidized a cracking of Microsoft's DRM scheme and their subsequent loss of a lot more than his $100,000 prize, was a slick strategic move but terribly unfriendly).

    2. Re:Am I the only one by HRH+King+Lerxst · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let me start by saying that I think 'Lindows' is a pretty dumb name, it just sounds me too-ish.

      That being said, IIRC Microsoft doesn't have a trademark on the word Windows...it's too generic. Their trademark is on 'Microsoft Windows', 'Windows XP', etc. Linux is a trade mark, Mac OSX is a trademark.

      So I think it's wrong for Microsoft to be able to force Lindows to change it's name.

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    3. Re:Am I the only one by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      XBox' DRM scheme was cracked by bunnie before Robertson announced the prize, and would have been cracked regardless.

      There's a hell of a lot more money selling modchips and bootlegs in places like Hong Kong than his 100,000 prize (which he's never paid due to some clause, to my knowledge)

      He's just immature. Why not just call it "Linos: because microsoft are gayer than aids!!!!11!oneone LOLROFL"

      I'd never buy a product that seems to exist only to give some other product the finger. Especially when there are so many user-friendly, good, distros out there.

      Would you buy a car called "Ford is teh suck"? Even if the car was a piece of shit?

      He should come up with a sensible normal name, and run his business like he actually wants it to succeed - I don't think he does, I think he wants it to bomb so he can sue MSFT, blaming them.

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    4. Re:Am I the only one by sommere · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that Microsoft didn't make up the name "windows" it pre-dates Microsoft Windows.

      Next thing, I'll come up with "MyCompany MouseGestures," it will become the most well known mose gesture software, and I'll sue anyone who uses anything that sounds like MouseGestures. Except that I didn't invest MouseGestures, but somehow I've come to own it.

      Microsoft didn't invent windowing operating systems, and it shouldn't get to own the term "windows" just because its windowing operating systems is the most popular and it chose a generic term for its name.

    5. Re:Am I the only one by mo · · Score: 1

      The problem with the "Winux" and "Lackintosh" arguments is that the name Linux and Macintosh were never used in conjunction with computing before theire respective owners named them. However, the term "Windows" had been used to refer to GUI elements before microsoft decided to make it their trademark. Additionally, there are many products out there called "Windows Foo" that do not get sued by Microsoft for using the name Windows. Under trademark law, it is illegal to selectively enforce your trademark.

    6. Re:Am I the only one by Sleepy · · Score: 1

      If "windows" was a generic term commonly used to refer to windowing applications LONG BEFORE Microsoft even HAD a display manager capable of windowing... what would you say?

      Well?
      We're waiting.

      And with your example of "Winux", I think few people would assert it is a violation. Linux itself is a mix of "Linux" and "UNIX".

    7. Re:Am I the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that Lindows had an extremely strong case that the "Windows" trademark was obtained in contradction of established rules. Ie: Windows was a generic term used to refer to GUI operations well before Microsoft trademarked it. The only reason Lindows is giving up is because Microsoft, using their vast fiscal resources, did "venue shopping" around the world to find a court that would cost Lindows millions of dollars to suck them dry. Had this case continued in the US, there was a STRONG chance that the Windows trademark would have been invalidated. All this has done is shown yet again how "justice" in America goes to whoever has the most money.

    8. Re:Am I the only one by Powercntrl · · Score: 1

      Except that Microsoft didn't make up the name "windows" it pre-dates Microsoft Windows.

      And taurus pre-dates the Ford Taurus. The fact is, Microsoft uses "Windows" as a trademark as it relates to computer operating systems because at the time no one else called their operating system "Windows".

      Making a soundalike name is like what cheap Taiwanese knock-off companies do... There's a relevent Simpsons quote here somewhere, but I'm too lazy to dig it up. Suffice to say, you can venture into a local dollar store and probably see a few products with blatent-attempt-to-trick-the-customer names.

      If you want to compete with an established brand, you come up with your own name for a product, then you make that name mean something. Coke vs Pepsi, AMD vs Intel, Ford vs Chevorlet, Energizer vs Duracell, etc. have you noticed a trend yet?

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    9. Re:Am I the only one by PYves · · Score: 1

      If I was a billionnaire in charge of a monopoly that everyone hated, I'd piss off the little guys all the time for kicks.

      especially the whiners.

    10. Re:Am I the only one by One+Louder · · Score: 1
      You do not recall correctly - Microsoft indeed has a trademark on the single word "windows", in addition to the combination "Microsoft Windows".

      The key point of the case is that Lindows.com claims, as you have said, that the term "windows" had a generic meaning in the field of computers prior to Microsoft's usage and that the trademark grant was in error. Microsoft, on the other hand, absurdly claims that that "windows" did not have a prior generic meaning, and even if it did, then that prior meaning should not be considered. because they have since created a secondary meaning related solely to their product. Lindows.com counters that any secondary meaning is a natural and direct result of the exclusive use that Microsoft was incorrectly granted and is therefore irrelevant.

    11. Re:Am I the only one by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      The case is continuing in the US.

      And Robertson took the grey-area legal challenge worldwide, not MSFT. MSFT cant sue in Germany if Lindows isnt in Germany.

      And watching the way the EU has been treating Microsoft lately, it's hard to say that the injunctions went to them because they had the most money. They got the injunctions because they were right. Robertson was simply seeking to decieve people into thinking they're buying a Microsoft product, when they arent.

      His whole website was a clone of MS's for that very purpose.

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    12. Re:Am I the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which part of "you cannot trademark a generic term" don't you understand?

    13. Re:Am I the only one by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

      I will grant that Robertson is a terribly antagonizing fellow if you're competing with him

      He's hard to understand. Part of his reasoning may have been to play the David/Goliah game, another element was likely to have been leveraging the name recognition.

      Regardless, he seems to disregard the cost of litigation. I would think it far preferable to hire engineers to build a compelling product, rather than expensive lawyers to play these games. He obliterated MP3.com investor dollars with RIAA litigation. Apparently he didn't learn from that. The really amazing thing about him is to consider that if he had stayed with his original business (search), he would probably be a billionaire now.

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    14. Re:Am I the only one by IndigoDarkwolf · · Score: 1
      So... you're saying that if I want to blend the traits of two different products together, it's illogical to choose a name for my new product that is composed of parts of the products which I've blended? It's a bad idea to choose a name people will recognize as similar, but different?

      You complain that Robertson's been whining as if the whole world were out to get him, but he really only has mentioned Microsoft. No governments have expressed concern over the name, and Robertson has yet to mention any. No *nix distributors have taken offense, and Robertson has only mentioned that Lindows is effectively Linux and X11 running a custom KDE skin, using a very custom version of WINE.

      You say Microsoft is in the right, when Microsoft has sued Lindows over every aspect of the company. Why, MS even claimed that the Lindows logo was too similar to the Microsoft logo, when a simple glance reveals that they have almost nothing in common, except a basis in arabic lettering. MS sued over the name being too similar to Windows some years ago based on a trademark on the word "Windows." What was revealed in the courts was that Microsoft should never have earned a trademark on the word in the first place, and they subsequently lost the trademark.

      If MS hates Linux and Unix as competitors in the market, they seem to at least doubly hate Lindows for being so brazen as to boast the interior specs of Linux and the external friendliness of Windows. To have had some success in the courts must drive them into even more of a frenzy---how dare this little upstart company actually win a court battle or two?

      Microsoft's solution: Sue them to death. Every little thing the courts will hear. In every court possible. Make them pay legal fees so they can't grow their business, can't expand, can't take more market share, can't take money from their pockets. Instead of shaking hands and trying to fight fairly, Microsoft is grabbing Robertson by the balls (the wallet), and trying to squeeze as hard as they can.

      Of course Robertson doesn't like Microsoft. If I were running Lindows, I'd be pretty upset, too. I'd happily throw a little money in support of cracking Microsoft's DRM scheme. I'd probably complain a lot more, too, about the injustices of big businesses versus small ones.

      Lindows is a fair name, and was a good one to describe their software. It's a shame that Robertson's being forced to change it.

    15. Re:Am I the only one by One+Louder · · Score: 1
      One of the complaints that Lindows made to the US judge recently was that Microsoft was getting the foreign injunctions ex parte - Lindows was not even notified about the filings or the hearings until they had already taken place, and therefore had no opportunity to respond.

      When only one side gets to present evidence, I don't think you can claim that the ruling is fair.

    16. Re:Am I the only one by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1
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    17. Re:Am I the only one by enigmatichmachine · · Score: 1

      I like how the slashdot crowd tries to tear this guy a new one for simply using a naming convention that THE LINUX COMMUNITY started. Linux is linux+ unix, and he was trying to build off that with the logic of lindows = Linux+ windows.... if you really want to bitch, go yell and Linus...

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    18. Re:Am I the only one by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 1

      his prize to "port Linux to the X-Box via a hardware and software approach"

      Which Robertson so creatively called, "The X-Prize."

    19. Re:Am I the only one by shish · · Score: 1
      run his business like he actually wants it to succeed - I don't think he does, I think he wants it to bomb so he can sue [the competitor], blaming them.

      Seems like a common enough business practice nowadays...

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    20. Re:Am I the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Robertson was simply seeking to decieve people into thinking they're buying a Microsoft product, when they arent.
      His whole website was a clone of MS's for that very purpose.
      You mean, this one and this one? Oh, thanks for adding credibility to your comments here. In fact the two look almost identical. Logos are also too simular to distinguish one another. You're right, Lindowz is counterfeit. It must be punished, even if the US court said it was OK.

      Either case, we have to be careful how credible information we are getting. I didn't realize that Lindoze was counterfeit. Now I do. Thanks for the info. I'm aware of it now.
    21. Re:Am I the only one by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or, you could look at it from the other perspective.

      Microsoft has sunk a shitload of money, time and effort into the Windows brand. And, like it or not, it's Windows that worked in the marketplace; not VisiOn, not Desqview, not OS/2, not MacOS, not BeOS, and so on.

      Then, some little bugger comes along, and tries to capitalize, specifically and willfully, on your name and effort to sell their product. That's a problem.

      Was Lindows a logical name? Sure, it describes exactly what it is; a fusion of Windows and Linux. Unfortunately, it takes advantage of Microsoft's heavy investments.

      Or, put another way, if MS finishes making the CLI programs required to admin Win2000/XP (and they're pretty damn close) and markets a GUI-less version of the NT5 kernel as 'Microsoft Linux,' becuase, after all, Linux has become synonimous with 'user level UNIX like operating system,' would you still think that was OK?

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    22. Re:Am I the only one by x136 · · Score: 1
      Making a soundalike name is like what cheap Taiwanese knock-off companies do... There's a relevent Simpsons quote here somewhere, but I'm too lazy to dig it up.
      I believe this is what you're thinking of, from episode 3F11, entitled Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield :

      Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name electronics!

      Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs.

      Homer: Pfft. I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it. And look, there's Magnetbox and Sorny.
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    23. Re:Am I the only one by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      Which part of "you cannot trademark a generic term" don't you understand?


      Which part of:

      This is generic:
      A screwdriver brand called "Screwdriver(R)" or "Flathead(R)"

      This is not generic:
      A lawnmower brand called "Screwdriver{R}" or "Flathead{R}"

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    24. Re:Am I the only one by raodin · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't point this out but you're the second person I've seen say it today.. Its a mix of "Linus" and "Unix". Whoever put the X and S keys together was obviously out to get us.

    25. Re:Am I the only one by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "...MSFT, they're in the right,..."

      According to American courts, they are not.

      If I started an Automobile company that sold an automibile called 'car'.
      Then 30 years latter I happen to be the largest automobile maker in the world, I still can not, and should not, prevent someone else from using the term 'car' to describe their automobile.

      This is exactly what Microsoft has done. The came out with a mediocore graphic interface that used windows, like ALL graphic interfaces, then called it Windows. The very same name that everybody used to described their system.

      so, MS should never have been granted exclusive rights to use the name 'Windows' for their interface.

      Now, 'Microsoft Windows' would be fine.
      If the name of the company was 'Licrosoft' and they sold 'licrosoft windows', then you would have a point.

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    26. Re:Am I the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you are the only one. They trademarked the word "Windows". If they had trademarked "operating system" or "terminal" they'd be just as wrong. Sun trademarked Solaris, a term not otherwise used in the field of computing. If someone came out with Solarix, Sun would sue them in a heartbeat, and rightfully so. Trademark law doesn't allow you to co-opt the language. If you're bold enough to attempt to associate a generic term with your product, you do so at your own peril.

    27. Re:Am I the only one by IndigoDarkwolf · · Score: 1
      I see the point you're trying to make, but Lindows didn't name themselves Microsoft Linux, or Licrosoft Windows, or MSinux, or anything involving the name Microsoft or any abbreviation of Microsoft. Obviously, such names would be a poor choice because Microsoft has a good and legal trademark over the word "Microsoft".

      Microsoft lost their trademark on the name "Windows" because it was proven to be a generic term used to describe the manner in which applications are represented by the OS: in a "window." Microsoft calling their GUI "Microsoft Windows" is Microsoft's version of an operating system or environment that uses a windowing system to represent applications running on the computer.

      As such, "Windows", is not Microsoft property, and is a perfectly good name by itself for any piece of software, regardless of its similarity (or lack thereof) to any other piece of software.

      So if I write a windowing OS and call it "Indigo Windows", there should be nothing stopping me. After all, "Indigo Windows" does not imply any affiliation with Microsoft, any more than "X-Windows" does. Am I right?

      Lindows is a good, logical name for a Linux-based windowing operating system. Robertson is well within his rights to call his software Lindows.

      Microsoft may have a lot of money invested in Windows---Mother Bell had a lot of money invested in telecomm before it got broken up into a multitude of many companies---but what Microsoft is doing is using their huge, nigh-monopoly status to bully around and smaller companies, to keep them from growing and competing. Antitrust laws were created to try to stop this, though they clearly seem to be ineffective in this case.

      So just to be redundant and clear: I would agree that Microsoft calling a text-based version of their OS "Microsoft Linux" would be wrong. But suing a company out of existence over the name "Windows" is wrong, too, and the U.S. courts agreed with this. I'm sure the other courts around the world would agree, too, but Robertson doesn't have the money to fight on all these different fields. But the right or wrong of the name isn't why the name is being changed. It's being changed because Microsoft is capable of suing a competitor out of existence by force of money alone. That is what I think is wrong.

    28. Re:Am I the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that Microsoft didn't make up the name "windows" it pre-dates Microsoft Windows.

      No one is saying that they did. If Lindows wasn't a product that directly competed with Windows, then there wouldn't be an issue. But it is pretty obvious to anyone with a brain that Robertson is just trying to either A) piggyback on Microsofts brand and market presence to get some sales, or B) trick customers into thinking that they are buying another product.

    29. Re:Am I the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, and a windowing system called "Windows" is generic. Thanks for making my point.

    30. Re:Am I the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who needs mouse gestures, just use two fingers!

    31. Re:Am I the only one by gregduffy · · Score: 1

      So now nobody can use a word from language as a copyrighted company name? Uh oh. Bye-bye 90% of the corporate world!

    32. Re:Am I the only one by tilrman · · Score: 1

      How about: "Windex: We've cleaned up windows."

      Damn, then they'd be sued by SC Johnson.

    33. Re:Am I the only one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clearly don't understand the point here. Of course "lindows" sounds like "windows." That's not what Lindows has contested. What they are claiming, and what the US courts have agreed with Lindows on to date, is that the term "windows" is a generic term and can't be trademarked.

      It would be like Delta having the word "airline" trademarked and no one else could use it. It's rediculous, but it's what MS has been getting away with.

      Try explaining to someone how to use a Mac without using the word "window."

      Hans

    34. Re:Am I the only one by sfe_software · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't point this out but you're the second person I've seen say it today.. Its a mix of "Linus" and "Unix". Whoever put the X and S keys together was obviously out to get us.

      I wasn't going to point it out, but I believe you have it slightly incorrect as well. The term Linux was a combination of Linus (creator of Linux) and Minix, a Unix-like OS that (IIRC) ran on the x86 platform.

      In fact, again IIRC, Linus himself had a silly name for it (or perhaps no name at all). His friend, who donated FTP space for the project, renamed the file to "linux" before publishing it, and the name caught on from there.

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    35. Re:Am I the only one by sfe_software · · Score: 1

      If I started an Automobile company that sold an automibile called 'car'.
      Then 30 years latter I happen to be the largest automobile maker in the world, I still can not, and should not, prevent someone else from using the term 'car' to describe their automobile.


      The analogy is, in my opinion, a bit flawed... the term "windows" has been in use before, but noone ever called a windowing system or windowing-based OS "Windows" before. It is a slightly different use of the generic term.

      To better your analogy, if your car were called "Tire" or "Transmission" -- using a term that was in use in the industry, but not to describe the entire product -- then you'd have a (arguably) trade-markable term.

      Then if I named my car -- targetted at the same market as yours for that matter -- something similar, you'd have a case against me.

      I don't know who's side to be on here, honestly. On the one hand I want to just say MS is at fault, but setting aside my feelings for MS, it's simply not that cut-and-dry. It's a stickly legal situation in any case...

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    36. Re:Am I the only one by raodin · · Score: 1

      Yea, I believe you are correct. I do remember something about Linus having his own name for it originally, and someone else called it Linux..

    37. Re:Am I the only one by sommere · · Score: 1

      That misses the point. Microsoft _shouldn't_ own the term windows. It was their own stupidity to use a generic term for their product name.

      Maybe Lindows _is_ a cheap knockoff of Windows, but it is also a windowing operating system, and it has just as much right to use the word Windows as Microsoft does.

    38. Re:Am I the only one by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Correct. Legally, Windows is a generic term, in common usage, and should not be considered a trade mark.

      In reality, however, I think we can all agree that they picked 'Lindows' as a mixture of 'Linux' and 'Windows,' and we all know which 'Windows' they're referring to. They make no bones about trying to be a replacement for 'Windows' as in Microsoft Windows.

      So, although they're legally in the right, as far as I'm concerned, and as far as you're concerned, but the fact remains that they're making a deliberate effort to capitalize on another product's success, market penetration, and reputation. The only saving grace is that the product name in question isn't very defensable.

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    39. Re:Am I the only one by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      Right, and a windowing system called "Windows" is generic. Thanks for making my point.

      No, it's a graphical user interface (and now Operating System) called "Windows". The Windowing part of it is only very tiny.

      For this reason, you could name a car "Gear Stick", and it would still be trademarkable.

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    40. Re:Am I the only one by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Microsoft are in violation of trademarks though, right now. In the Hanover Trust settlement, MS agreed to always prefix "Excel" with "Microsoft", as "Excel" was already trademarked (in the computing field). However, the title on a microsoft webpage pertaining to Excel is:
      "Excel 2003 Product Information" Hypocrites. FatPhil

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  38. You should call it ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you should call it "Windows" since a judge recently said that Microsoft may not be able to keep the name legally because it's too common.

    1. Re:You should call it ... by Deflagro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's what i was going to ask. Windows does not instantly imply Microsoft. To me, windows are used to look out of. Although there are similarities which are pretty funny. Windows are fragile and break easily. I guess the software is aptly named but i can't see how they can use windows as a trademark without the microsoft. IANAL but i was always curious about that.

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    2. Re:You should call it ... by IndigoDarkwolf · · Score: 1
      When Microsoft first filed for their trademark on the word "Windows", it was rejected as being too generic.

      Microsoft re-filed for the name 5 years later and got the trademark.

      Microsoft sued Lindows 3 years ago, or so, arguing that "Lindows" was too similar to their trademark "Windows."

      As I understand things, Microsoft lost the trademark to "Windows" as a result of that lawsuit.

      Behold irony.

    3. Re:You should call it ... by Deflagro · · Score: 1

      Excellent, thanks. I know they are all powerful and everything but still. That is funny to see what they got their trademark revoked, as they should.

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  39. How about... by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 1

    Lindose? Besides from sounding like some kind of sleeping medication, it pronounces the same, but its spelled different!

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    1. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not pronounced the same. In "Lindows" the 'i' is accented and the 's' sounds like a 'z'. In "Lindose" the 'o' is accented and the 's' sounds like an 's'.

    2. Re:How about... by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Like 'MikeRoweSoft' you mean?

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    3. Re:How about... by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      Sure, they could do that, and go back to court with Microsoft.

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  40. Quality of a product is not in the name alone by aacool · · Score: 1
    The entire debate is pointless unless Robertson can prove he has a successful product, and a winning business model. To take a example, there are enough worldwide clones of Coke, but only one Coke. Or for that matter, a name like Windows is as generic as one can possibly get, but that does not stop the success of the company/product.

    This should be seen as a step in the right direction, but more focus should be put on evaluating the distro itself, and the viability of the business.

  41. Ummm... "minor" oversight by boola-boola · · Score: 1

    ...doesn't Microsoft now also own the Trademark on "DOS" ?

  42. Re:If it's the last "w" that's causing the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    howzabout loseDOS err... loserDOS?

  43. Name: by Sophrosyne · · Score: 1


    \/\/1nD0\/\/Z ECKSPEE
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    ...I don't know what's worse, windows, or a linux distribution trying to be windows?

    1. Re:Name: by t1m0r4n · · Score: 1

      ...I don't know what's worse, windows, or a linux distribution trying to be windows?

      I was thinking the name should be BILLGATES
      Bad Implementation of Linux Lamely Going After The Established System

      Doesn't mention Windows anywhere, and it accurately descripes the companies mission statement

  44. New name... by Rotting · · Score: 0, Redundant


    How about Licrosoft? ;)

    I know.. it's the OS, not the company.

  45. New name suggestions here! by bangular · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think the solution should be a stab at microsoft. Maybe, "Bill Gates has no penis". Obviously they would have to create a cartoonish character that has the name bill gates, and that would be the particular bill gates in question. So there would be no confusion.

    1. Re:New name suggestions here! by Ernest+P+Worrell · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you have just come up with the best marketing idea ever. Gosh, who wouldn't buy atleast three copies of a product with a name like that?!?!

      "Phffft, you're running Windows 2005. Lamer! I'm on BillGatesHasNoPenis 2.4, which is so much more superior."

    2. Re:New name suggestions here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is the funiest thing i have read today. It was worth 2 flaming spits.

    3. Re:New name suggestions here! by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      How about "Nobody will buy our stupid shit because we called it Bill Gates Has No Penis and prominently featured an androgynous cartoon nerd on the cover so everybody thinks it's a freakish anime porn movie"?

    4. Re:New name suggestions here! by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      How 'bout "Butt-Head Software Vender"?

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    5. Re:New name suggestions here! by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Why fuck around with these silly little personal attacks ... They should rename themselves to "Microsoft Corporation".

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    6. Re:New name suggestions here! by spikev · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone insult themselves like that?

    7. Re:New name suggestions here! by JPriest · · Score: 2, Funny

      This reminds me of 2600.com vs Verizon when they registered verizonsucks.com. The got mad and registered something like Verizon-should-spend-more-money-fixing-their-netwo rk-and-less-money-on-layers.com

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    8. Re:New name suggestions here! by orangesquid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bill Gates isn't a person.

      Bill Gates are obviously how money gets out of the treasury's printing room. Duh.

      Problem Solved!

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    9. Re:New name suggestions here! by pyros · · Score: 1
      This reminds me of 2600.com vs Verizon when they registered verizonsucks.com. The got mad and registered something like Verizon-should-spend-more-money-fixing-their-netwo rk-and-less-money-on-layers.com

      Stupid ogres at Verizon taking money from the network!

    10. Re:New name suggestions here! by killjoe · · Score: 1

      " I think the solution should be a stab at microsoft. Maybe, "Bill Gates has no penis"

      Well he named his company micro-soft, how can you do worse then that?

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    11. Re:New name suggestions here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but think of the problems with Lindos

      Next you get microsoft attorneys knocking saying Lindos is clearly an attack on a well-supported industry standard codebase that, although it was written in the early eighties, will continue to be Microsoft's main source of revenue. I mean, what did they pay SCO for, if not to get legal advice from the #1 litigant in the business?

    12. Re:New name suggestions here! by cmacb · · Score: 1

      I think they should just call it "Gates". Would be funny as hell and hard for MS to come up with an excuse to sue for.

    13. Re:New name suggestions here! by theLastPossibleName · · Score: 1
    14. Re:New name suggestions here! by eljasbo · · Score: 1

      Why do you think he named his company MicroSoft? It is definitely a reference to Bill's (lack of) penis.

    15. Re:New name suggestions here! by solowlr · · Score: 2, Informative
      That's pretty funny...and here's the story

      http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,36210,00 .html

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    16. Re:New name suggestions here! by sethadam1 · · Score: 1

      "Phffft, you're running Windows 2005. Lamer! I'm on BillGatesHasNoPenis 2.4, which is so much more superior."

      I'd hardly be bothered by a comment from some l33t kiddie who used the phrase "more superior."

    17. Re:New name suggestions here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh your 'Gates' could imply 'Doors' which is a good parallel to Windows anyway ... except then the rock band would be after them.... arrrgh!!

    18. Re:New name suggestions here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      www.fuckmicrosoft.com, www.microsuck.com

    19. Re:New name suggestions here! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Don't you wish Bill Gates to go to hell? Therefore name it: "Gates to Hell". Oh, wait ...

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    20. Re:New name suggestions here! by jayminer · · Score: 1

      I don't think that would be a problem. The person who is the founder of Microsoft and known as "Bill Gates" is actually "William Gates".

      It's the same issue that if we have a buddy named "Robert Craft", then it's OK to say "Bob Craft has no penis", as his name is not Bob, it's Robert.

    21. Re:New name suggestions here! by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      So, since Lindows is giving up the fight, will Andersen and Pella? Read more.

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  46. Smaller guy wins by Jens_UK · · Score: 2, Informative
    One of the world's largest corporations just lost a name dispute to a chain of auto parts retailers.

    Ford loses Futura to Pep Boys

    Ford also couldn't get GT-40 back from a pretty small company.

    1. Re:Smaller guy wins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Posting a "funny" link in your sig to your own post? My, how self-important can one get?

    2. Re:Smaller guy wins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he doesn't love himself, who will?

    3. Re:Smaller guy wins by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I thought this part was very interesting.

      "Trademark controversies have become more prevalent because competition has become greater." Under trademark law, it is assumed that the owner of a trademark has abandoned rights to it if it is not used for three consecutive years, Fishman said. The burden is on the owner to show that the marque was not abandoned and that there was an intent to use it again.

      Does this mean I could name a software package WhateverSoft Bob & sell it as a desktop shell (assuming it *is* actually a shell), without fear of a lawsuit, or would it have to be anything but a desktop shell?

      Just using MS-Bob as an example. Maybe AfterDark (the screensavers) would be a better example.

      Jaysyn

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  47. Can anybody verify how many servers they have? by Rahga · · Score: 1

    Article: Robertson's message said it will take time to shift to a new name, because Lindows has thousands of Web pages and 100-plus computer servers.

    I'm sorry, but both of those numbers sound bogus, or the logic doesn't apply... If they are using database-backed dynamic pages, changing to a new name and domain should be rather easy.

    On a related topic, at http://support.lindows.com/, the Knowledge Base they are using looks a like like ones I've seen in other sites, such as ximian's and Sierra's sites. I have no idea what the name of the software is though, and with my company wanting to deploy a knowledge base for their own software, I'd like to know which it is to save some research time.

    1. Re:Can anybody verify how many servers they have? by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      In hopes of finding a server with their new name as its domain I started doing reverse lookups on the IP's near www.lindows.com. (They gotta have it registered already, but I'm not much of a WHOIS hacker.) I only got a few IPs in each direction before they started coming up null.

      But remember that "servers" != "web servers". Who knows what they have that isn't facing the internet. They might be using an internal domain such as lindows.local, and if they're completely rebranding, that'd part of their transition.

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  48. Software naming issues by Chromodromic · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Lindows.com has been asking customers for name suggestions. Robertson said his favorite was that the new name be "Lindos" along with the slogan, "Because it's the W that is causing all the problems."

    Why is it so difficult to find decent software names? Why does Adobe have "Photoshop" and the open source community have "The Gimp", which literally means a person with a limp? Why is there "Oracle" and "SQL Server", one which is cool, both historically and as a product brand, and one which is straightforward and easy to remember (if nothing else), but the OS community as "PostgreSQL"?

    A lot of programmers in the Slashdot community take cheap shots at marketing and this is important, because extreme marketing types can be every bit as annoying as extreme nerds, but it would be nice if it was acknowledged that marketing is, actually, a legitimate discipline and that product naming is important.

    Lindos? So this is the BEST they can do?: Ask the community or drop the 'W'? Come on, guys. You came up with the software, why not make a legitimate effort to take the name seriously?

    Would you go around to all your friends to ask what to name your child? And if you couldn't come up with anything by taking a poll would you just, say, drop the 'H' in John, if that was your first name, and call it done? I mean let's face it, good software is a lot harder to make than a baby, for most of us anyway ...

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    1. Re:Software naming issues by mustangsal66 · · Score: 1

      I mean let's face it, good software is a lot harder to make than a baby

      And a lot less fun!

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    2. Re:Software naming issues by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      So fork the GIMP - each new release, just download it, unpack the source and run perl -i -pe 's/gimp/ImageStudio/gi', repackage, and post to your project's ftp site. In theory you should rapidly gain market share over the GIMP.

      Jedidiah.

    3. Re:Software naming issues by glwtta · · Score: 1
      Why is there "Oracle" and "SQL Server", one which is cool, both historically and as a product brand, and one which is straightforward and easy to remember (if nothing else), but the OS community as "PostgreSQL"?

      Can't agree with you there - "SQL Server" is a very lame name, whereas Postgres (which is what you would normally refer to it as) just sounds cool.

      drop the 'H' in John, if that was your first name, and call it done?

      I believe the idea there is to highlight their Windows interoperability (such as it is), so the name is specifically designed to be a combination of "Linux" and "Windows."

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    4. Re:Software naming issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:Software naming issues by waveclaw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lindos? So this is the BEST they can do?: Ask the community or drop the 'W'? Come on, guys. You came up with the software, why not make a legitimate effort to take the name seriously?

      I don't know how serious the discussion were for the name change. However, I do know that around the southwest of the U.S.A., Lindos would be pronounced the same as Lindows [1]. Phonetically, at least, the name hasn't changed.

      1. I suspect this is due to the frequent [vowel]+'s' -> [vowel]+'es' problem with native English teachers (e.g. hick mom, hick dad, that lady/guy at school with 60 hrs of community college "children's education" classes who's being paid less than the janitor). Even with words that are not being pluralized ('Lindoses' anyone?), the 'es' pronunciation is pronunced.

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    6. Re:Software naming issues by Boing · · Score: 1
      Apache seems to have done all right, so has Linux. Samba's fairly well known among the people who would care about its existence at all.

      Additionally, Lindows/Lindos/Winux/etc is focusing on marketing. They almost certainly realized when they created the name, or have figured out since, that they would be pissing off Microsoft with it. As a result, they've had several reasonably high-profile lawsuits that have given them more publicity than they could have ever bought. There's no such thing as bad publicity, as the saying goes.

      As for Gimp and PostgreSQL and all the other poorly named open source programs, just keep in mind that they're usually started as small, pet projects by a few people. They're not as thoroughly planned as the average big-corporate product.

    7. Re:Software naming issues by 0racle · · Score: 1

      The GIMP, not Gimp, is an acronym, GNU Image Manipulation Program, it does not mean that it has a limp or is in some way Lame (Lame Ain't an MP3 Encoder). PostgreSQL is so named because it is an outgrowth of the Postgres DBMS from Berkeley many years ago, was altered to use standard SQL and so they combined the two to name the resultant product.

      Often 'commercial' products have bland names whereas personal projects are able to be named with whatever the original developer(s) wished, often in line with their separate personalities resulting in colourfull names. Don't put so much stock in a name, its not all that important.

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    8. Re:Software naming issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about? The open-source community came up with the X Window System (since we all know a product with X in the name will get better reviews).

      Seriously though, sure there are bad application names in open source. The GIMP is a very rememberable one. Slackware sounds great. Redhat is nice and simple and has consistent branding. OpenOffice is straightforward (Writer, Impress, Calc, Math, Draw).

    9. Re:Software naming issues by clem.dickey · · Score: 1

      > Why is it so difficult to find decent software names?

      When Amtrak needed a name for its new double-deck passenger cars in 1980 it held an employee naming contest. Twenty names (Vistaliner, Astraliner, and others) were declared "winners" and forwarded for legal review. Every one of the 20 had some sort of encumbrance. Amtrak finally found "Superliner," which for some reason no one else wanted. :-)

    10. Re:Software naming issues by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1
      Would you go around to all your friends to ask what to name your child?

      Actually, I know a girl who was not content with her name (it was "Froukje", pronounced "Frowck-yuh", and then her parents moved to the US...), so she asked her friends to give her a new name. They actually picked a nice one -- contrary what my friends would do if I asked them this.

    11. Re:Software naming issues by westlake · · Score: 1
      Postgres...just sounds cool.

      if you have the vaguest idea of how to pronounce it and it doesn't bring to mind a conversation with your surgeon after an intestinal blockage

    12. Re:Software naming issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > an outgrowth of the Postgres DBMS from Berkeley

      Actually the original was INGRES, as a follow on product it was post-INGRES, shortened to Postgres.

    13. Re:Software naming issues by westlake · · Score: 1
      The GIMP, not Gimp, is an acronym, GNU Image Manipulation Program, it does not mean that it has a limp or is in some way Lame (Lame Ain't an MP3 Encoder).

      a poorly chosen name makes a lasting first impression. an acronym thst seems childish or offensive when taken at face value doesn't benefit from a long-winded explanation of it's "colorful" origins and meaning.
      chances are good the story won't be believed.

    14. Re:Software naming issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The proper way of saying it is not postgre seequeel but pohst-greS-ku-el

      4 syllables, written as -- PostgreSQL

    15. Re:Software naming issues by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Note that "SQL Server" is no more trademarkable than "C Compiler".

      FP.

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    16. Re:Software naming issues by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Postrgres was a pun on the previous Ingres database.

      FP.

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  49. RE:Lindows Agreeing to Change Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    May I suggest Snapple?

  50. Re:Another example of how the legal system is FUBA by Ernest+P+Worrell · · Score: 1

    I know man, it's so F*** stupid. The rich already have money, so they don't deserve to have rights, let alone be allowed to protect their intellectual property.

  51. the W by FearUncertaintyDoubt · · Score: 2, Funny
    'because it's the W that is causing all the problems'

    We're talking about politics, right?

    1. Re:the W by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      He did campaign saying he would "free" microsoft. Or somesuch, at the very least undo what the Clinton administration has done in terms of protecting consumer rights thus the slap on the wrist. So yeah.

  52. fo shizzle by WormholeFiend · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Lindizzle!

    1. Re:fo shizzle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahaha, only on /. could a post like that get 'Informative'

    2. Re:fo shizzle by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      yea, i dont even know why i got modded, for "Lindizzle" or for my sig...

    3. Re:fo shizzle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only on slashdot would this get moderated as interesting...

  53. Linux in a name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is I legally changed my name to Linux?

    Would SCO sue me?

  54. Kind of a shame by Experiment+626 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At one point, Lindows had been taking the position that Lindows could not be infringing upon the Windows trademark, because Windows was itself an invalid trademark (already being a common term within the computer industry before MS started using it). I had really wanted to see how this played out. I think Lindows was correct on this assessment; MS was improperly granted a trademark on an already-existing term from that field. On the other hand, there is now so much business, brand recognition, and so forth built upon that trademark by now that the situation would be very difficult to correct, even if MS's hordes of attorneys failed to convince the judge to leave the situation be. The legal questions raised in that particular side of the case was what I was most interested in hearing the answers to, but now it's not something we're likely to see addressed.

    1. Re:Kind of a shame by Thanatopsis · · Score: 1

      Actually if you read the article you will see they are only changing the name outside the US. In the US they are continuing to fight to invalidate the Windows trademark. "U.S. District Judge John Coughenour ruled in February in Seattle that a jury in the trial could determine whether the word Windows qualified for trademark protection in 1985, when Microsoft introduced its operating system. "

      Microsoft will lose that case at trial. In fact they appealed that ruling arguing the thinking of current consumers should be considered. From a legal perspectative that's a difficult row to hoe as a trademark achieves it's uniqueness through use in commerce and by BEING unique. From 1983-1985 Windows was hardly the most well known Windows system. In fact there were two others more popular.

  55. linDOS? by telstar · · Score: 1

    linDOS? I though we were well past DOS.

    Seriously though, why don't they just give it some unique name and stop playing silly naming battles. I wish they'd focus on their product, and not silly legal battles that they KNEW they were inviting with their choice of name. Sure, it brought attention to their company, but get over it. Make it fast. Make it good. Name it "purple" if it makes you happy ... just stop raising the cost of building the product with lawsuits.

  56. how about Lindoze? by gemtech · · Score: 1

    or Lyndoze? or NOlinDOZE?

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  57. Sosumi by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    Take a page from Apple -- definitely use "Sosumi". Apple has never trademarked the term.

    Or, in the same vein, "BHA Linux". (I'm going to see how many minutes it takes from my post for it to be until someone gets this allusion and posts about it -- I'm guessing less than thirty). :-)

    1. Re:Sosumi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BHA Linux -- billions and billions ofbytes!

      What would the "A" stand for, though? Bill Gates is not an astronomer.

    2. Re:Sosumi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always liked BHA. Sagan should have been honoured Apple was codenaming a product after him instead of being, well, a butt-head astromoner about it.

  58. How about X-Lindows? by aat · · Score: 1

    How about X-Lindows? I mean, it's should be sufficiently different for Microsoft not to claim trademark confusion :-)

    1. Re:How about X-Lindows? by wed128 · · Score: 1

      technically it's not X windows...it's the X Windowing System

  59. Re:f*ck lindows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    f*ck clik-n-play
    It's actually click-n-run.
  60. Name proposal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about Longhorn? As far as I can tell, no one has trademarked it...yet.

  61. Re:Another example of how the legal system is FUBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Loser.

  62. Lindos does not work, either by yudan · · Score: 1

    As we all know, DOS is also a product from M$, maybe they will be sued again, until they change to some not so generic name!

  63. So what...big deal... by NLG · · Score: 1

    Who cares if they have to change the name? Not me, I use Mandrake.
    Thank God they don't have any legal troubles with their....oh, wait..

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  64. What about Fenestra???? by manganese4 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    or has it been taken already? See Merriam-Webster for how it is currently used in English.

    or some other foreign language word for Windows. The average american will have no idea what it means but that is ok, they still have blinking clocks on their VCR's as well.

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  65. Does anyone care? by xyloplax · · Score: 1

    Seriously, how are those Lindo(w)s desktop sales going after, what's it been, over a year? Have sales gone up significantly? Is there traction? Market share numbers? Does the world outside of /. readers care about or even know about Lindo(w)s? Does anyone have any information? I would love to know.

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  66. Win/Lin and Da Vinci Code by nukem1999 · · Score: 1

    There was a legal issue recently over a book, "Breaking the Da Vinci Code", whose author was sued because of potential name confusion, as in the Lin/Win case. Last I heard, the "Breaking" author only had to put a sticker on the book that says "A critical analysis of The Da Vinci Code".

    By that logic, can't Lindows do the same? Like put a nice gif on their front page saying "A free alternative to Microsoft Windows (insert lots of trademark symbols here)"?

  67. There's been a Lindos for 25 years already by Richard+Lamont · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The name is already taken.


    Lindos Electronics make high-end pro-audio test equipment. They have done for over 25 years.

    1. Re:There's been a Lindos for 25 years already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually there's been a Lindos for roughly 3000 years already.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindos

  68. Lindoze? by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

    n/t

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  69. Re:Another example of how the legal system is FUBA by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Actually, it was the legal systems in like 6 other countries outside of the United States that was the problem--Lindows was actually holding its ground here in the US.

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  70. Lindos kinda even makes sense by EngrBohn · · Score: 1

    Lindos == Linux Desktop Operating System

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  71. Canadian Twist? by keyne9 · · Score: 1

    They could always go with Lindeaux or Lindeaus. Then again, the French stigma may be too great. =)

  72. lindows is no good from the very beginning by cyfer2000 · · Score: 1

    They should use "LinDOORS". Or "LindOORS Not Jim Morrison!"

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  73. Trademark the word Gate by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1

    And then name it Gates OS, the one that doesn't suck!

    1. Re:Trademark the word Gate by hendridm · · Score: 1

      I think we should name it Goat. It would certainly be unique, although you'd want to make sure the logo didn't resember the GNU. Then we can have Goat Desktop Edition, Goat Server, and Goat SE (short for SELinux). The hard part would be finding a suitable domain name :/

  74. Hmmm... DOS, sounds familiar by thepeete · · Score: 0

    If you can't use your competitors current trademark, use its old one...

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  75. And in other news.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..SC Johnson sues over name infringement with it's product, Windex.

  76. DOS is a generic acronym by neowolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft owns "MS-DOS", but there have been many other DOS products (DR-DOS comes to mind). DOS is simply an acronym for Disk Operating System. In a very real way, Linux is, at least partially, a DOS, as are any other operating systems that run on a disk. The term just isn't used anymore because nobody wants to have anything to do with it, since it implies old MS-DOS for most.

    Then again, I thought windows were pretty generic too...

    1. Re:DOS is a generic acronym by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, even the Commodore 64 had its DOS.

      As for windows, it IS pretty generic even in computer terms, and worst of all, Microsoft was probably the LAST company to use it. We had Apple, GEOS, Xerox, opening "windows" before M$ came up with it.

  77. new name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    holesinthewallOS

  78. Lindows, GIMP, Ogg Vorbis, Debian... by sulli · · Score: 1

    Maybe now they will pick a name that, oh I dunno, makes sense? OSS developers always seem to pick the most moronic names.

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    1. Re:Lindows, GIMP, Ogg Vorbis, Debian... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      GIMP stands for GNU image manuplation program, Debian was named from the founder's and his wife's name Debra and Ian (Debian). They aren't so moronic if you think Why they have those names. Now explain to me these propreitery names, Powerpoint, MAC OS, Quicken, UNIX. Mod this stupid troll down. "Sulli" sounds lame as well.

    2. Re:Lindows, GIMP, Ogg Vorbis, Debian... by jc42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      OSS developers always seem to pick the most moronic names.

      That's because whenever we pick a simple, obvious name, Microsoft takes it and sues us for using it.

      There is a long list of MS trade names that were used by someone else before MS started using the name. The most egregious is probably "Personal Computer", which was used by all the small-computer makers before MS took it over. And DOS was used as an OS name by many other vendors before MS claimed it; it was the industry-standard TLA for Disk Operating System in the days when many computers didn't automatically come with a disk.

      The lesson is that you don't want to use a trademark that Microsoft will want. If you do, you either give it to them when they ask, or they'll bankrupt you with legal fees. Granted, they're likely to do that anyway, but you don't have to give them an easy excuse.

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    3. Re:Lindows, GIMP, Ogg Vorbis, Debian... by shish · · Score: 1

      Another point -> the "wxWindows" team got threatened, becuase of containing the phrase "windows". How far away does the "companies in different industries can have the same name" rule apply? Yeah, they're both computer things, but within computing an OS and a programming toolkit are quite different...

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    4. Re:Lindows, GIMP, Ogg Vorbis, Debian... by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1
      Name your company "litigious bastards" and you're scott-free!

      Although SCO will ask you for $699.

    5. Re:Lindows, GIMP, Ogg Vorbis, Debian... by sulli · · Score: 1
      "Sulli" sounds lame as well.

      Maybe so, but unlike "Lindows" I am not a software package.

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    6. Re:Lindows, GIMP, Ogg Vorbis, Debian... by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      There is a long list of MS trade names that were used by someone else before MS started using the name. The most egregious is probably "Personal Computer", which was used by all the small-computer makers before MS took it over

      Please quote Microsoft's trademark on the phrase "Personal Computer". You should be able to find it at the USPTO website. Go ahead.

      Of course, you won't be able to, because it's not.

      Get your facts straight in future.

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  79. Re:Another example of how the legal system is FUBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh, this was the correct decision.

    Miscrosoft owns the trademark of windows as it applys to OSes they have a right to defend it as they should. Just as I would expect Apple/IBM to defend there products. If someone had a product called Appple or something I would expect Apple to respond. Seriously though, this out come of this lawsuit was expected, and should of been obvious from start.

  80. This a good thing. by Krik+Johnson · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Lindows is very underated by the Slashdot community. I got a free developers edition from OSnews a while back. While it didn't include click and run in the free version, the whole operating system screamed I am Joe's Linux. Yes it rocked, yet most slashdotters don't try it because they heard that a beta version ran as root. Which is not the case. It tells you to make an account. Quite good, and I'm Glad Mandrake 10 has learn't from them because thats what I use now!

    Giving a more respectable name will give it a better reputation, and will make it more recognisable as a brand. Red Hat, Mandrake, SuSE and Java Desktop all are famous Linux brands, Lindows will have to follow in their footsteps!

  81. Doesn't matter, M$ will TM it before they will. by denis-The-menace · · Score: 2, Funny

    During the Anti-trust proceedings, MS gave "make work" projects to all available Anti-Trust Lawyers that they could find. That way, the procecution couldn't find any lawyers to help them.

    I wouldn't be suprised if MS went out an Trade Marked, Copyrighted or Patented any possible variations of Windows

    Bindows, Cindows, Dindows, Findows, Gindows...
    lindose, lindoz, lindohs, lindOS, lind0Z

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  82. Enough already, mod Redundant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the third such post moderated at to least +4. It wasn't that funny the first time, and it sure as shit isn't the third time!

  83. Forced? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...considering the fact that the software giant would be almost forced to take legal action."

    Why would Microsoft be forced to do this? Is it absolutely neccessary for them to take legal action?

  84. Removing the "W "may not solve the problem. by David+Hume · · Score: 2, Informative

    They will announce the new name next Wednesday, although a favorite is Lindos -- 'because it's the W that is causing all the problems'."


    Don't be so sure eliminating the "W" will solve the problem. In order to avoid trademark law problems, people who are selecting a name for a business, product or service are advised to search for and avoid names that "are phonetically similar (spelled differently but pronounced the same or similar; homonyms)." [See also "Synonyms or homonyms."]

    1. Re:Removing the "W "may not solve the problem. by Mr_Dyqik · · Score: 1

      I wonder if it would only be pronounced similarly to lindows in english. If it would be pronounced differently in Dutch etc. then it wouldn't infringe there, and they could keep using it. In english speaking countries, MS hasn't got much of a chance of enforcing the windows trademark, as it's generic.

    2. Re:Removing the "W "may not solve the problem. by Gorobei · · Score: 1

      Huh? Why quote US trademark law when Lindows has already won in the US. Microsoft didn't trademark "windows," they trademarked "Microsoft Windows." The "windows" part is a generic term that had prior use. Under US law, no amount of market share can convert a generic term into a trademarkable term.

  85. Oh, come on!!! by JamesP · · Score: 2, Funny

    It remins me of that story...

    Guy asks to change his name...

    Judge: It's not like that we need proof that your name is a bad one.

    Guy: My name is Johm Crap

    Judge: Yes, we'll change it right away. What would you like to be your new name?

    Guy: Jack Crap...

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  86. Re:If it's the last "w" that's causing the problem by Total_Wimp · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and then they could make the OS part real big and claim it's Wind OS. To highlight that the real name is really Wind they could have a grassy hill as the background with blue sky and fluffy clouds being blown about.

    Of course, the whole slashdot communty could have a field day saying "WindOS really blows!" but, hey, you can't have everything.

    TW

  87. LinDOS? by nofx_3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Uh oh, I don't think LinDOS would please Microsoft, they are going to complain it infringes on their DOS copyright. And besides, now all the techies are going to think its a dos emulator for linux or something. Since it will now be the D that is causing trouble I suggest they take out the D and become LinOS. But then MS will complain it sounds too much like WinOS or something. So I suggest the just change the name to L. Microsoft cannot complain at all about the L. You could even call the theL that would be kinda catchy.

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  88. NEWSFLASH FOR -UNINFORMED- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mike Rowe shut down his web site voluntarily. No court found in favor of Microsoft. Please append your comment, and refund your karma gain.

  89. Wal-Nux. Or, Wal-mOs? Wal-dows? by huchida · · Score: 1

    ... Pretty obvious, I say.

  90. A Strange logo and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The product formerly known as Lindows...

  91. Lindoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lindoes what Windowsen't

  92. How about Linzizzle? by tbase · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gazziza Dilznoofus! Get with the crezappy power of Wiznitch OS... Wiznitch got tha upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long. So when you wanna get sick remember, nothing makes yo' feet stank like Wiznitch OS... DAMN! It's crezappy!!!"

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  93. Not a bad name... by codehead · · Score: 1

    In Spanish, "Lindos" is the plural for "cute"... But it does have other meanings as well...

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  94. some ideas: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - "Lindoves"
    - "X-windows for Linux" (putting 'x' in the smallest caps possible)
    - "LinDoors" - hasn't anybody thought of doors instead of windows
    - Open Office (includes free x windows based os)
    - GNW (gnw not windows)
    - WinFree OS (win a free os, no relation to oprah)
    - "x-windows 2004"
    - Free Speech OS - (can't we really use the word 'windows' without getting sued?)

  95. Let's Keep RMS Happy by Mordaximus · · Score: 1

    How about GNW/Lindows!!

  96. great idea by fresh27 · · Score: 1

    LindosXP

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  97. Still Waiting... by H8X55 · · Score: 1

    For the WWJD Linux distro...

  98. This was their best idea for a name? by XiC · · Score: 1

    Making it on the headlines of slashdot

    reading all the comments....with suggestions of names....

    Duuuh, we can win this, if they use a name that is in one of the comments.... their name is ours

    *evil grin*

  99. !Windows by dsmoses · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about !Windows, cause then it could not be any clearer that is has nothing to do with windows.

  100. Should be Lindoes by Dr.Knackerator · · Score: 1

    proncounced Lin-Doe-S no W, yet same pronounciation!

    1. Re:Should be Lindoes by TrollBridge · · Score: 1

      Would it then be appropriate to call the Microsoft OS "Windoesnt"?

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  101. So it's the W that's the problem? by elhaf · · Score: 1

    Does this mean Microsoft now has a trademark on W? This reminds me of IBM Lotus going after a trademark for just "123". At that time, there was the joke about them using "inductive litigation" to get all the natural numbers.

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  102. Law has determined that rhymes are illegal. by kenp2002 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows has hit an all time low, Good bye they said to the resturant Rob Lowe's!

    "It's time to get them!" screamed 3M as they sue'ed their neighbors Aunt Em and IBM.

    Cargill's fighting just the same, It appears Hank Hill is in the chill.

    Burn those CDs Nero's dad said. Ahead get to burnin' but ahh then again. Now Bevis and Butthead are raging again, heard something something about thier big old heads.

    Who's next, The Not-So-Soft Concrete company? I might see, but Too close to Microsoft, tee-hee.

    Miramax and Cinamax, and Climax oh my, who will win that one, which one will die.

    Honda sues Fonda and Ford sues the Lord, Paul Ruben is suing sandwich shops in accord with clock but a tick but that can't be cuz of BiC who sue the tick-tock if the Stanley's did sue cuz of their locks!

    So how till Sony starts claim their ponies are phonies and sue dead Sonny for money cuz it's just not so funny while Cher start gearing for Sharepoint's ever pending sue fest and hearings on whether the only word that in english can be used is the single word...

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  103. They really blew it for themselves by ToasterTester · · Score: 1

    Sure playing a word game with MS probably sounded like fun, but how much money in legal fees has it cost them. But more important most of the name recognition they have built will now be gone.

  104. Lindos by Vexware · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Is it just me, or are the Lindows developers blindfolded, waiting for the next punch? I mean, Microsoft are bound to notice it after some time... 'LindDOS'? Lindows could be the next Phoenix -- sorry, Firebird -- sorry... Well, you get the idea. Subsequent naming of the distribution will be 'Lindo', perhaps...

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  105. update to your sig.... by gosand · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Fast Food: Corporate America in your body
    Television: Corporate America in your mind.

    Just thought I would make a little update to your sig...

    RIAA: Corporate America down your throat.
    Intellectual Property: Corporate American up your ass.

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  106. It's the W that's the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    LinuxWorld reports one of the better suggestions:

    "[Robertson] doesn't reveal whether he'll be adopting the suggestion to change it to "Lindos" and make his new slogan "Because it's the W that's causing all the problems" - as suggested by one Lindows supporter."

  107. Yes it is, they're protecting their trademark. by AzrealAO · · Score: 1

    It is absolutely necessary that they do everything they can to protect their trademarks or they risk losing them.

    It's the same sort of thing between Apple Records and Apple Computer (which is heating up again over iTunes).

    1. Re:Yes it is, they're protecting their trademark. by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      So...If I market a Operating System and call it...oh...lets just make up a name say..... "Blue Screen of Death" is that one trademarked?

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  108. Re:Another example of how the legal system is FUBA by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

    Actually, Microsoft had a strong case in this instance. Lindows was very open about the fact that they chose that name specifically because it was so close to Microsoft's trademark, and planned to use that similarity to influence customers.

  109. This has me wondering... by djeaux · · Score: 1
    ... if it's legal to use a keyboard with a "Windows logo" button on a machine running Linux.

    Do I have to remove the "Designed for Windows XP" badge from my PC case before installing Linux?

    Semi-seriously: What about an OEM that provides Linux as an alternative OS on their products? Do they have to use a keyboard that doesn't feature the Windows logo button? Do they have to remove the case badges?

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    1. Re:This has me wondering... by jc42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Y'know, you can pop the key cap off quite easily with a knife blade or screwdriver, and press a new one in place. It can be fun to do this with a few of the odd keys on someone's keyboard. I knew someone once who liked the Dvorak keyboard, and moved all the key caps around on his keyboard to match that layout. Impressed the hell out of most visitors. I had this temptation to sneak in one day and move them all back, just to see the reaction.

      Maybe someone should start making key caps with little Tux logos on them, for when you install linux and don't want that damned Windows logo to be on your nice machine.

      A problem we have around our house is a cockatiel who sneaks in when he thinks you can't catch him, and pops off the key caps. So far we've always found them, but some day he's going to fly off with one and hide it. Or he'll figure out how to put them back on.

      I have seen some replacement keys that say "Any".

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    2. Re:This has me wondering... by djeaux · · Score: 1
      Maybe someone should start making key caps with little Tux logos on them, for when you install linux and don't want that damned Windows logo to be on your nice machine.

      Now there's a great idea! I don't think anyone would get rich selling $0.50 Tux logo key caps, but who knows? I'll buy at least 5 :-)

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  110. Re:Ummm... "minor" oversight by Drathus · · Score: 1

    No.

    Microsoft owns the trademark on "MS-DOS"

    DOS is just a generic term, which is why over the years there's been several of them with varied names. ProDOS, AppleDOS, DR-DOS, etc.

  111. Problem with "Ws" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That must be why all the "W" keys were stolen during the last transition at the Whitehouse.

    See it wasn't sour grapes, it was foresight!

    1. Re:Problem with "Ws" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That whole keyboard thing is an Urban Legend.

      Granted, it's one promulgated by the Clintons, to distract the media from the fact that they stole truckloads of furniture and misc. out of the White House.

  112. Microsoft is going after BlueFish by thepeete · · Score: 0

    After all... Its Microsoft that made the color blue famous in the world of computing...

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  113. Not sure.... sounds a bit like... by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 0, Redundant

    a linux version of DOS? Lin-DOS?

    Don't think I like that!

  114. Clinton and the Bubble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The funny thing is, Clinton gets credit for the bubble like it was real, and W gets blame for the collapse like the prices in March 2000 were supposed to stay that way forever.

    "All I know about W is that when Clinton was president, the Nasdaq was 5000", basically.

    Bubbles are bad, whatever the cause. They cause people to invest time and energy and money in businesses that don't actually produce as much resources as they consume. (If the businesses turn out to be profitable and the stock prices don't collapse in the long run, then it's not a bubble!) The bubble is a flight from reality, and the collapse is a return to reality.

    1. Re:Clinton and the Bubble by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      If I have more money in my pocket I don't give a shit about macroeconomics.

  115. New Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wouldn't it be GNU/Winux?

  116. The Operating System Formerly Known as Lindows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS has been doing a good job of getting press for Lindows.

  117. Creative Names by pdrome4robert · · Score: 2, Funny

    When Apple was developing the Power Macintosh 7100, the interal code name for the computer was "Sagan", in honor of Carl Sagan. Carl Sagan sued and lost. Apple changed the name to "Butthead Astronomer". Sagan sued again, this time for libel, and lost again. So the the law will look the other way for more creative names. For example... DieRedmondDie, GatesUX, SueThis, BlueScreenOfDeath, BorgLawyer, or RedmondKeepYourHandsOffMyComputer. No law suit fodder here.

  118. NOTE TO MODERATORS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The parent was correct--click-n-run is the subscription installation software that really sets Lindows aside from the rest of the Linux distributions.

    Oh, and Lindows is the distro that this article is about in case you didn't bother reading it before moderating stuff offtopic.

    Clueless n00bs shouldn't get mod points.

  119. Indos? by blanks · · Score: 1

    No W's in that. Ind OS..

  120. I have a name by myusername · · Score: 1

    How about oreOS?
    Nothing like dunking my server in milk... yum!
    Dang, now I'm hungry for oreos.

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  121. Robertsux ? by ballpoint · · Score: 0

    RobberTux ?
    Michaelux ?

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  122. Lindovvs by Nick+Driver · · Score: 5, Funny

    L i n d o v v s

    1. Re:Lindovvs by jrockway · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think you meant "L i n d o vv s"

      That's actually a pretty good idea :)

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    2. Re:Lindovvs by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      I like "L i n d o uu s". We do call it a double-u, do we not?

    3. Re:Lindovvs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the slashdot monkies show that linux does not care about laws, thus I believe Lindows deserve a good phunishment.

    4. Re:Lindovvs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doubleve?

    5. Re:Lindovvs by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      Best. Sig. Ever.

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  123. MD5 by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 1

    they could always just hash the current name, and call it 949211ec1c5e237fbf41e2f9abde0b31

  124. MOD THIS UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    it is a shame how programmers take so much pride and time in their software creation then to go call it a stupid name, 30 min reading a theosaurus would do them wonders when choosing a name/brand

  125. Re:If it's the last "w" that's causing the problem by ee_moss · · Score: 1

    Well that has "Win" and "DOS" in it. Sounds like some utility you'd run under the dos prompt :)

  126. A few short suggestions for Mr. Robertson by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    Other possibilities:

    * "Bob Linux", the boxed version of which could be referred to as the "LinBox".

    * "Linux: eXtreme Performance".

    * "New Technology Linux" (as long as they don't infringe on extruder replacement wear parts).

    * "Linux for Workgroups".

    * "Linux Advanced Server" (Note that Red Hat already sells a "Red Hat Enterprise Linux Advanced Server", though I doubt they're going to complain about product confusion.)

    * Microsoft seems to like the approach of grabbing random words associated with their products and using them as product names ("Word", "Windows"), so what about "Fast" or "Stable"? Or even better, "Advanced", and then they can complain every time Microsft uses "Advanced" in a product name.

    * I have always wondered how Microsoft survived the hideous times when it had to have MS-DOS compete against -- wait for it -- IBM's PC-DOS and Caldera's DR-DOS without being crushed by unfair market pressures and mass customer confusion. I've come to two potential conclusions. The first is simply that Microsoft is now a big company and can afford to apply unfair weight to political figures -- but that seems a bit unfairly critical of me. The second possibility is that Microsoft *doesn't* suffer name recognition losses when users use all caps, the unique characteristic of the DOS names. So, while "Lindows" is a strongly damaging and infinitely unfair name, "LINDOWS" should be perfectly acceptable.

    * Whatever the name is, I've learned from Microsoft that it should *not* stay the same or follow a consistent versioning scheme, and as I've mentioned above, that generic terms are the best (especially since once *you* establish yourself in place and put a little political pressure down, you can prevent anyone else from using the term. As a matter of fact, an appropriate naming scheme would be calling the first version "Operating System 2004" with a professional class of the product called "Operating System New Technology Workstation" and "Operating System New Technology Server. The second version of the product would be "Operating System 2005" (you might expect the number to be higher, but Linux tends to improve rapidly). Keep in mind that it is *crucial* that customer confusion be avoided, the entire reason for forcing the "Lindows" name to be avoided in the first place. The second version of the professional class (which it's lucrative to move people over to) would be "Operating System 2006 Professional", "Operating System 2006 Server", and "Operating System 2006 Advanced Server". Now, at this point you've established a bit of a pattern, a predictable sequence of name choosing, so you need to quickly scatter before anyone catches on. Call the next version of your consumer line "Operating System Decade Edition", then immediately release one of your prefessional class called "Operating System XP". "XP" doesn't have to stand for anything, but it does a good job of breaking any possible links that your consumer might have made and potentially avoided confusion. Remember that getting people confused and thinking they need to buy the your professional class release *makes you money*. Finally, you should follow up with "Operating System 2003 Server". You absolutely should *not* make a workstation release of this version. In the meantime, you should take a copy of Linux that people have customized for embedded use and call it "Operating System CE", which, naturally, would *differ* from the simultaneous copy of "Operating System Decade Edition" that you allow people to remove chunks from for *heavyweight* embedded use. Finally, people like to play movies, and to ensure that people are *not* confused and know what to purchase *if they want to watch movies on their computer*, you should produce "Operating System XP Media Edition". If only people would act more like ethical, wronged Microsoft, and less like Lindows (which is clearly out to confuse people as much as possible with their product names).

    1. Re:A few short suggestions for Mr. Robertson by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      which, naturally, would *differ* from the simultaneous copy of "Operating System Decade Edition" that you allow people to remove chunks from for *heavyweight* embedded use.

      My apologies. Despite the incredible simplicity and facility that the Microsoft naming scheme provides to the consumer, I seem to have managed to stupidly confused something. My recommendation for this second embedded system name would not be "Operating System Decade Edition", but in fact be "Operating System XP Embedded".

    2. Re:A few short suggestions for Mr. Robertson by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I've once again managed to muck something up. I really am quite stupid -- one wonders how I can manage to hack code but am utterly unable to deal with something as simple as the Microsoft naming system.

      then immediately release one of your prefessional class called "Operating System XP".

      In fact, "Operating System XP" is much too simple. It's downright unsophisticated. Instead, *this* product should be split into two -- "Operating System XP Professional" and "Operating System XP Home Edition". You should make some variants, in case the existing system is too simple -- "Operating System XP Professional Corporate Edition" has a lot more flavor to it.

      Furthermore, a bit more sophistication is really required. Take your *initial product*, "Operating System 2004". Produce multiple releases, but -- and this is crucial -- call these releases exactly the same thing and do *not* increment a user-obtainable version number *anywhere*. Internally, you can call these "OSR 1", "OSR 2", and "OSR 2.1". These should all have different sets of functionality (USB support, for example, should not be present in the first, and you absolutely should *not* provide a user-accessable upgrade path from OSR 1 to any of the other releases...it's okay to give out the releases to OEMs, though, but be sure that their licenses forbid distribution to customers).

      Everything I need to know about how to name a product properly, I learned from Microsoft.

  127. Lindos.com registered in 1998 by BaronAaron · · Score: 1

    Looks like Lindows likes to plan ahead...

    Domain Name: LINDOS.COM
    Registrar: NETWORK SOLUTIONS, INC.
    Status: ACTIVE
    Updated Date: 08-may-2003
    Creation Date: 09-jun-1998
    Expiration Date: 08-jun-2005

  128. I know why they chose to do this... by EqualSlash · · Score: 1


    Probably they decided after seeing Microsoft declare peace with SCO. Heck..If a company with plenty of cash doesn't want to be entangled in dragging court cases, a smaller company shouldn't be caught in hopeless legal battles.

    The entire case now stands as a silly affair. Both the parties could have avoided it in the very beginning and could have saved the money that was drained to the lawyers.

  129. So what happened?! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    The US courts were actually ruling in Lindow's favor. I can't believe Michael Robertson gave up for no reason. Either Microsoft made a great offer or he ran out of money.

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  130. Where should the blonde be hired? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory?

    A: Because she kept throwing out all the W's!

  131. new name may not be better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    the name Lindos may cause problems as "hugehard" own the trademark on DOS and this sound a lot lke it.

  132. Not completely accurate by iwrigley · · Score: 1

    They're keeping the 'Lindows' name in the US (for now, anyway) -- they're only changing the name for other countries.

  133. Note to self, read the article BEFORE posting! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    NA

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  134. Lindos? by Sad+Mephisto · · Score: 1

    Lindos? But DOS is still from MS...

  135. Why not by fogof · · Score: 1

    Why not:
    GNU/Lindows ?

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  136. rhyming isn't the issue. by abe+ferlman · · Score: 1

    We all know that Microsoft doesn't have a leg to stand on regarding rhyming OS names.

    Everyone remember Be OS? Remember when it died right around the time windows ME came out (not to mention CE)? I mean, they only had two letters to start with and M$ stole one of them.

    Everyone knows that microsoft is a hypocrisy free company, and the reason they're upset about lindows isn't because of trademark issues, but because M$ hates our freedoms.

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    1. Re:rhyming isn't the issue. by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "We all know that Microsoft doesn't have a leg to stand on regarding rhyming OS names."

      That's not true. There may be a weakness there, but saying they don't have a leg to stand on is ridiculous. Don't believe me? Then think about a company you don't hate, like Palm. Why is their trademark okay but Windows isn't?

      That's not the real crux of the matter, though. Simply put, Lindows' motivation was malicious. Here's a few little facts:

      - Microsoft has had the Windows trademark for a few years now. Not to mention that their de-facto monopoly status strengthens the notion that they own that name.

      - Lindows is meant to be very much like Windows, to the point that users can have a hard time telling the difference, especially if they went to Walmart and bought one of those PCs.

      - The CEO of Lindows put up $250,000 to reward somebody for hacking the X-BOX. I don't know if that would make it into court over this matter or not, but he still intentionally set out to do Microsoft harm.

      It would be awful if Lindows won this case without any reprecussions for the intentional bullying they were trying to do. I know it's fun to hate Microsoft and all, but this form of litiguous bs is exactly what you're mad at SCO for. Don't let Lindows ruin the reputation of the Linux/Open Source Communities.

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    2. Re:rhyming isn't the issue. by penguinrenegade · · Score: 1

      Not only did he offer the reward, he never paid.

    3. Re:rhyming isn't the issue. by abe+ferlman · · Score: 1

      Well, not sure why you replied to my joke post about rhyming, but you're missing something very important. Windows is a household word, and windows has become a generic term for the sub-screens on a computer display. They may own the trademark, but it's been diluted into nothingness. It's the Microsoft part of the name "Microsoft Windows" that makes it unique. Palm is not a generic term, although palmtop may be.

      Microsoft's monopoly doesn't strengthen their trademark in any legal sense. If anything it makes it harder to believe that someone could seriously mistake lindows for windows since M$ is so well known.

      The look-and-feel issues are separate from the trademark issues, but Microsoft famously proved that they don't matter anyway when a little company called Apple sued them some years back.

      The XBox stuff is completely irrelevant.

      Regarding bullies, who's David and who's Goliath in this story? I think you have it exactly backwards.

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    4. Re:rhyming isn't the issue. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      " It's the Microsoft part of the name "Microsoft Windows" that makes it unique."

      That's what they registerred, but it's still called and recognized by "Windows". Since the other product tries to imitate Windows, that's a no no.

      " If anything it makes it harder to believe that someone could seriously mistake lindows for windows since M$ is so well known."

      That logic flows the other way. If Windows is so widely known, then using a similar name and making a similar product was most definitely intentional.

      "The XBox stuff is completely irrelevant."

      As I said, I dont know if that'd make it into the case. It does, however, prove intent on Lindows' part.

      "Regarding bullies, who's David and who's Goliath in this story? I think you have it exactly backwards."

      Nope. Not at all. Just because Microsoft is bigger doesn't make them Goliath. They're more like the ChickenHawk.

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    5. Re:rhyming isn't the issue. by abe+ferlman · · Score: 1

      That's what they registerred, but it's still called and recognized by "Windows". Since the other product tries to imitate Windows, that's a no no.

      1. Note the capital "W"
      2. It's always accompanied by "Microsoft"
      3. Trademarks can be diluted by usage. "windows" is a part of the technical lexicon that goes beyond Microsoft now (and, in fact, always was even before MS Windows 1.0)

      If Windows is so widely known, then using a similar name and making a similar product was most definitely intentional.

      No, it's the MS logo that distinguishes them, not the word "windows". Pretty much every graphical OS in history has used windows, the term is diluted beyond recognition.

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    6. Re:rhyming isn't the issue. by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      If Windows is so widely known, then using a similar name and making a similar product was most definitely intentional.

      No, it's the MS logo that distinguishes them, not the word "windows". Pretty much every graphical OS in history has used windows, the term is diluted beyond recognition.


      That's REALLY reaching.

      Hell, this SITE probably provides some of the best evidence I can think of which completely contradicts what you're saying. Almost EVERY article ever posted will have replies containing multiple references to "Windows" which are NOT preceded by the word Microsoft or any reference to the MS logo -- yet EVERYBODY knows what it means.

      In fact, in YOUR own initial post here, you typed "Windows ME" and even though you committed the heinous crime of leaving off the all-important "Microsoft" qualifying prefix, the rest of us still managed to guess at your meaning. Want some other examples? How about when you whined about Windows here? Or here?

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    7. Re:rhyming isn't the issue. by abe+ferlman · · Score: 1

      No one on this site is selling MS products.

      Every MS product I've ever seen on a shelf had a very prominent MS logo with a hologram sticker and the word Microsoft prominently placed.

      And since Lindows doesn't have an ME edition, there's no confusion. If Lindows releases ME or XP editions, then we might have something to talk about, since those are ostensibly made up version symbols that could reasonably be trademarked (like "pentium").

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  137. Lindoors 2004 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How 'bout dat?

  138. How about... by np_bernstein · · Score: 1

    Lacintosh?

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  139. Re:If it's the last "w" that's causing the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then they would complain about copyright infringement on win-dos.

  140. How about Longhorn? by sailboatfool · · Score: 0

    Oh wait, that's also a resturant name...

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  141. Notwindows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nn.

  142. This isn't a bug, it is a feature by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    This just goes to show the fundamental problem with the current legal system: regardless of the merit of their position, the rich can use the courts to impose their will on the poor by killing them with legal fees.

    Yes. The system is working exactly as designed.

    What, you mean you expected justice and freedom for the drone class? Sorry, those privileges are reserved solely for the oligarchs, feel-good rhetoric from their appointed figureheads to the contrary notwithstanding.

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  143. my suggustion= Linsanity by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    Because "you'd have to be linsane to use it". or conversely " briniging sanitiy to linux" That was my suggustion.

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  144. QLindows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...with a silent Q?

  145. Lindos.com by Quila · · Score: 1

    They've already registered lindos.com with no site up, and have recently updated it, so I'd say Lindos is in the running. But unfortunately, Lindos.xx where xx=various country codes is already taken.

    1. Re:Lindos.com by Quila · · Score: 1

      OTOH, they also updated their other domains, and haven't extended the registration of Lindos.com to as far out as Lindows.com, so they've likely not settled on it yet.

  146. SCO vs Microsoft, come to order by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    Now these guys will want a piece of the action.

    I can live with such a situation. SCO's been getting their money from Microsoft all long -- no reason for them to stop when Microsoft's wallet closes up.

  147. New name to be.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    LinmicrosoftsuxassDows

  148. Re:Another example of how the legal system is FUBA by danielsfca2 · · Score: 1

    That's exactly the point. I'm not the OP, but think about it. Let's look at things from an entirely within-the-US perspective:

    Step 1: Sue Lindows at home and abroad
    Step 2: Fail to get injunction because your suit has no merit
    Step 3: Keep Lindows embroiled in legal proceedings anyway
    Step 4: Wait for Lindows to cave, even though you never proved your case in court.

    Sounds like the RIAA. You know your case has no merit but you have the lawyers to force a settlement anyway.

  149. L.I.N.D.O.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    standing for Lindows Is Not Da Operating System

  150. Foreign languages by gilgo_22 · · Score: 1

    "Lindos" is spanish for pretty ones...

  151. I've seen this before.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'because it's the W that is causing all the problems'

    that's what most people think, don't they?

  152. Slogan by 0racle · · Score: 1

    Betcha can't install just one.

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  153. LinDOS = MS-DOS by grip · · Score: 1

    They are just going to get themselves in trouble -- their new name is too close to Micro$ofts eariler DOS.

    chuck

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  154. What did Linows get? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they at least get 2 billion dollars out of the deal?

  155. Why "Lindows" anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could Lindows have made any worse choice of a name? Why did they think they could use Lindows and get away with it?

    I think either:
    (1) The marketing people are lazy
    (2) They feel they can get a leg up by sounding more like "Windows"
    (3) They thought Microsoft will be nice to them. (BWAHHHHAHHAAHAA .. Aha... ha...)

    Throw in the fact that Lindows looks SUSPICIOUSLY like Windows XP, and I think Lindows doesn't really have a leg to stand on.

  156. I heard they were going to call it... by Long-EZ · · Score: 1
    I heard they were going to call it Landros. No word yet from Xandros, the excellent Linux desktop distro that does a better job in the Windows refugee market.

    Obligatory Monty Python Joke: Maybe they should call it Luxury Yacht, but tell everyone it's pronounced "Lindows".

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  157. Re:Another example of how the legal system is FUBA by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1
    The problem perceived I think is really the ability lay siege (stall proceedings) while you bleed the defendant dry. However, in this case, were MS not to sue Lindows abroad, Lindows would be able defend itself fine.

    The OP's original point was that this is an example of how FUBAR'ed our system is--in this case, however, it would seem that the problem is with the legal systems of other countries.

    Put it another way: in choosing to distribute LindowsOS overseas, Lindows also bound itself to the laws of the other countries, and in so doing made itself liable for trademark infringement elsewhere. Were Lindows to remain within US jurisdiction entirely, there would not be any need for a name change.

    To me, this is just a problem with legal systems in general. The only way to fix it would be to limit the ability to stall proceedings. However, IANAL, but I would imagine that this would be difficult to do whilst keeping trials fair.

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  158. I've got the perfect Name! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FOXFIRE!

  159. In other news by Tandoori+Haggis · · Score: 1

    ^~*#0$0£! decides to sue all corporations with 9 letters in their name. A spokesman from sanitation experts MacroTurd declined to comment after their attempts to reregister their name in binary failed due to an inadequate field in the registration database.

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  160. Surely you mean Quindows or Huindows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with a silent Q/H.

  161. lindoze by zogger · · Score: 1

    thas raght, lindoze

    seems a natcherall

    A serious one

    GnuLin but spelled newlin as in NewLin OS

  162. How about... by nsayer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    LindOs (put a line above the O). That way, it's pronounced exactly the same.

  163. Windows Millenium Edition doesn't rhyme with BeOS by AzrealAO · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm not sure what language you're speaking though, so who knows, maybe it does.

  164. Doors? by eam77 · · Score: 0

    They should call it Doors. What a creative opposite to the Windows problem

  165. US courts disagree. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    So far, Lindows has been allowed in the U.S.

    It's pretty obvious that Robertson knew MS would sue him. It's also pretty obvious that he thought he'd win, and he was winning until MS decided to start shopping around the world for a court that would listen to him. In fact MS is in danger of having "Windows" declared a generic term, essentially invalidating their trademark.

    Which would be fine, because "windows" is a generic term. It was in wide use in reference to graphical systems long before Bill came onto the scene.

    I don't know any of the details of the foreign litigation. Are they countries where trademarking of generic terms is allowed? Did the court not understand the existing usages of the term "windows"? Bad luck? I don't know,

    In other news, you are not a very good predictor of Linus' behavior, as another poster I think suitably explained.

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    1. Re:US courts disagree. by pgrdsl · · Score: 1
      I don't know any of the details of the foreign litigation. Are they countries where trademarking of generic terms is allowed?
      You might just find that the English word "windows" isn't even a word in these foreign countries/languages, so it could be happily argued that it can be trademarked.

      (There are plenty of car names in the UK that are real words in some foreign language (sometimes slang obscenities - which does wonders for exports) and are trademarked in the UK.)

      You might then understand why Microsoft are pursuing Lindows in foreign courts and probably hoping that they can destroy them before the US court makes a decision on the Windows trademark in the US.

    2. Re:US courts disagree. by sfe_software · · Score: 1

      Which would be fine, because "windows" is a generic term. It was in wide use in reference to graphical systems long before Bill came onto the scene.

      I have mixed feelings on this. Putting aside my normal MS hatred, I kinda see it from both sides.

      On the one hand, graphical elements representing an application have been referred to as "windows" in the past. However, calling an entire OS "Windows" is a somewhat new use of the term... while similar, it's not the same meaning.

      We never called a window-based operating system "windows" before, so using it as a trade-markable name could be understandable.

      If you agree with that reasoning, even slightly, "Lindows" does seem to be intentionally confusing. Especially in non-English countries where (guessing) the word Windows (not a translation, but the English word itself) may only be used to reference the Microsoft product.

      Again, I won't take sides, because I see the merits of both arguments. It's certainly a sticky legal situation, and I wouldn't want to be on either side of it. The implications of any outcome could be big...

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  166. Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about Wingate or Billdows? Maybe "Horace the Llama"? Or "I went to court and all I got was this stupid name"?

  167. marketing by MenTaLguY · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When Inkscape forked from Sodipodi, we were fortunate enough to have folks with both solid technical and marketing/graphic design backgrounds, so we put a lot of thought into branding up-front, as well as the technical issues.

    That probably wouldn't have happened years ago -- "Inkscape" could just as easily have been named "VectorPIMP".

    There's a similar increase in Human Interface factors in recent OSS work. Classic projects like the GIMP are simply beholden to old (bad) UI and marketing decisions.

    So, just give it time. Things are improving.

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  168. XWindows by uncommonlygood · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm used to referring to the X system as "X Windows". Why doesn't Microsoft go after this name? Is it older than Microsoft Windows, or is it just that no one uses it commercially? Also, the are a lot of programs that claim to be "Window Managers" (e.g. twm, fvwm), which in combination with X, have basically the same functionality as MS Windows.

    So either all these programs are also breaking Microsofts trademark, or that trademark is invalid (since it implies that "window" is a pretty generic word referring to the type of interface used by all the aforementioned systems).

    1. Re:XWindows by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      But it's not X WindowS but X Window.

    2. Re:XWindows by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Axtually, the name is just X. Fom an X manual (well, actually from memory :-)):

      It is not a System named X Window, but a Window System named X.

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  169. It should be... by maxpwr · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I can't believe it's not windows"...

    1. Re:It should be... by gyrojoe · · Score: 1

      Or... "I can believe it's not windows"

  170. Except theL sounds too much like... by Phil+John · · Score: 1

    ...Thell, which sounds a bit like Dell, so we'll have Michael suing the pants off them next too.

    Basically, they've pissed of Microsoft and Microsoft are (ab)using the worldwide judicial system to squash competition.

    If I were a judge or lawmaker I would be royally pissed of about being manipulated and used in this manner, but I'm sure that all the "campaign contributions" (read bribes) help them sleep soundly at night.

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    1. Re:Except theL sounds too much like... by nofx_3 · · Score: 1

      I agree, money drives the law in this and many countries. This is crazy. If Microsoft were truly worried about their business, they should fix their OS's problems before they start suing anyone with a similar name. Besides, weren't there windowing systems called windows or window before Microsoft?

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  171. Name idea by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

    Look no further for a new name for Lindows OS.

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  172. Just call it "Root Linux" by mhesseltine · · Score: 1

    The logo could be a tree, with the name Root Linux underneath (like the roots). After all, you run as root anyway, might as well just go all the way with the naming, right?

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    1. Re:Just call it "Root Linux" by CaptainTux · · Score: 1
      After all, you run as root anyway, might as well just go all the way with the naming, right?

      Perhaps you should do a bit of research before you post things to a public forum that you know nothing about. As of version 2.0 Lindows has the abillity to install seperate, non-root, user accounts.

      Anthony Saffer
      Open Source Strategies
      www.opensource-strategies.com

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  173. The problem is, it's a generic term... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    And as such, it's harder to defend- I'm actually surprised that the Apple Records and Apple Computer thing got as far as it did. It's actually rather STUPID of them continuing on like that considering there's OTHER record companies out there with "Apple" names, etc...

    http://www.screaming-apple-records.de/ is but one example thereof and has been since 1989. This is a definite example of Apple Records going after the big pockets players and not the little guy- and they could very well lose the trademark over it...

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  174. They should claim it's an acronym! by smithmc · · Score: 1


    How 'bout:

    Lindows Is Not a Distribution Of Windows, Suckahs!

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  175. Next Lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...will be about the name Lindos since MS has trademarked DOS.

  176. Yes, and unfortunately by phorm · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure that "Linux for dummies" is already taken too. Maybe they could name it by acronym:

    LFB: Linux for Beginners
    LFWU: Linux for windows users (probably not if "lindows" isn't acceptable).

    In reality, Lindows is pretty much a LFWU though... and it breaks some of the things that most linux users follow (security vs usability especially) in order to give Windows users a taste of linux.

  177. Lindows needs to do a LOT better by poptones · · Score: 1
    ANY decent modern linux desktop distribution will do exactly what you were talkign about - Mandrake, Redhat (er, I mean Fedora), Suse - they all come with a nice looking desktop in the basic install that will allow anyone to do email and surfing and even some games. "Lindows" sure doesn't have the corner on that... or much else, from what I have seen

    I actually signed up for the promotional campaign when they offered me free "Lindows bucks" for signing off on their doomed MS settlement exploit. So I downloaded Lindows 4, then 4.5 - still have the CDs. But I've never really been able to try out their "click and run warehouse" for one silly reason: I've never been able to get Lindows to actually INSTALL on anything except a Sony Vaio laptop that died soon after (from an unrelated illness centered in bad power supply caps).

    I had a BX mbd 450MHz system that I thought might be good, but it didn't like my very standard system, apparently because it had no floppy drive. So then I tried it on one of my IBM thinkpads - again, no success. This time it at least didn't lock everything up, it just gave a repeating "boot error" messsage (actually a number, I think "8080" which means in Lindows-talk "invalid boot image.")

    So then I tried it on my newer 1.6ghz athlon system - again it just locked up (I huess because that one also has no floppy?) the installer ran a while, then crashed in the midst of installing/compiling. I chalked it up to a flaky VIA mbd and decided to try again on another AMD system, this one with an SIS mbd. Care to guess what happened?

    ALL these system have had no problems installing Red Hat and Mandrake - but they simply refuse to work well with Lindows. If this is their idea of "easy to use" and "easy to install" then naming the silly company is the least of the problems they need to worry about.

    1. Re:Lindows needs to do a LOT better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the Parent Parent has been modded as a troll, I guess that means, YOU SIR ARE A TROLL also...

  178. Here's my suggestion. by blair1q · · Score: 1


    Wind3ows.

    The three is--you get it.

  179. Other rejected names: by El_Smack · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mandwake
    Swackware
    WedHat
    Winux

    Whoa, I just realized how bad guys with speech impediments must hate this whole open source thing. Does any one high up in MS have one? Is the reason they gave IE away free that Ballmer got tired of the laughing when he said "Netscwape" in meetings?

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    1. Re:Other rejected names: by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Is the reason they gave IE away free that Ballmer got tired of the laughing when he said "Netscwape" in meetings?

      "Devewopews, Devewopews, Devewopews!"

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  180. Re:If it's the last "w" that's causing the problem by NoData · · Score: 4, Funny

    problem with Wind OS is that it sounds too much like "Wind Aw's" which is awful close to "Wind Ass" if you're British. Maybe that's OK, though.

    Other ideas:

    Wind Owes
    Wind O's
    Win Does (like the deer)
    Win Doh's!
    Or, for the far east flavor,
    Nguyen Doze

  181. By any other name. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course M$ will sue again. The evil empire will argue that Lindos could be confused with M$-DOS.

  182. Re:Windows Millenium Edition doesn't rhyme with Be by jrockway · · Score: 1

    ME and BE are very close. That's what his point was.

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  183. With apologies to Monty Python by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    You forgot the part about putting on women's clothing and hanging around in bars.

  184. Make it LinOS by StatFiend · · Score: 1

    LinOS is better. It could be pronounced "lin-ahs", so it would sound like "Linux".

  185. Go for a Spanish theme: "Juindos" by FeatherBoa · · Score: 1

    "Juindos" with the silent "j" -- and not a "w" in sight.

  186. Lindos looks too similar to Lindros by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    They will announce the new name next Wednesday, although a favorite is Lindos -- 'because it's the W that is causing all the problems'."

    Uh oh, then NHL star Eric Lindros will be on their tip because Lindos looks too similar to Lindros.

  187. My suggestion by kaltekar · · Score: 3, Funny



    SoSu Me :)

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  188. Why not "Linders"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what we already call "Lindows" here in Tennessee, anyway!

  189. lin-dos the new command line OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lin-dos? Does this mean it is a command line OS now? Doesn't Microsoft care about the DOS name too?

  190. The new name should be.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The Operating System Formally Known as Lindows"

    1. Re:The new name should be.... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I guess you meant:
      "The Operating System Formerly Known as Lindows"

      Or short: TOSFOKAL

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  191. and get sued by windRiver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of course you might be sued by WindRiver maker of vxworks

  192. Desktop Orange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as easy as that.

  193. What about... by Audacious · · Score: 1

    Pane Software?

    Screenware? (Or maybe Screamware for those times you keep killing your OS thorugh your programming glitches.)

    POLOS? (Plain Old Lindows Operation System)

    Carpe Diem OS (Because you don't know what you are getting into with the MS vs Lindows stuff)

    Good names are just hard to come by sometimes. :-)

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  194. That May "be"... but it's not called Windows ME. by AzrealAO · · Score: 1

    It's trademarked as Windows Millenium Edition.

  195. My vote by starphish · · Score: 1

    My vote is for LindRoweSoft.

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  196. Why not really appease the geeks.. by kortex · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...and call it Lindoze?

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  197. Be STIFF by poptones · · Score: 1
    I disagree with the m0ore general comments. I do think Lindows is an incredibly stupid name created ONLY to raise the ire of MS and to draw lawsuits - which Robertsen then exploits to get his company in the press for free.

    But the other names have some basis in classic anti-market marketing. STIFF (the record label) created some classic marketing that still remains so classic as to be collectible - an example being t-shirts that proclaim "IF IT AIN'T STIFF IT AIN'T WORTH A F*CK" This wasn't someone's parody of Stiff's ads - this was Stiff's own marketing. And it worked quite well in that demographic - a market very similar to the one Robertson is trying to draw.

    I don't believe for a minute he cares about grandma and her home pc - what he's after is grandma's grandson, who hates MS because it's fashionable. Robertson's folly is that he already alienated most of those folks when he fucked up MP3.com... and "those people" don't forget.

  198. Windex? by ZZ-Type · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suppose "Windex" is out of the question?

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    Those who forget the past are doomed ... oh
    1. Re:Windex? by unbiasedbystander · · Score: 0

      Well, I for one truly think this is the BEST name yet. I've had this in mind for years, as I'm sure many of us have.

  199. I'll rename Windows then by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

    Next time I install Windows I'll use resource editors and other mods to change Windows into W*nk**s.

  200. Lindos -- the Greek operating system! by Atario · · Score: 1

    Omnipresent default font: Symbol

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  201. I propose baning the word windows from dictionary by mAriuZ · · Score: 1

    In every way we could use win---s in emails , and discussions , Maybe google could help with this
    When searching for windows will say : did you mean win---s .
    And if people ask why we do this : "The word windows is ms trademark and i can't use it :("
    Let's see what is happening

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  202. Lindos - another lawsuit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would not put it past Microsoft to sue over the posters proposed name, "Lindos". I can see their arguement now ... Clearly customers will be confusing that with DOS, since DOS is in that name. That's just unfair business practice and it's unreasonable behavor on the part of Lindows to change their name to Lindos.

    What a world we live in.

  203. Linux & Debian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lebian or Libian (no wait that would provoke a law suite from Lybia, and it is also close to Labia!)

  204. Silly Wabbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is with the W's heh!
    Let's call it Lin-DoH!s then...

  205. Keep your politics out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I see your shameless plug for Kerry...
    'because it's the W that is causing all the problems'.
    [too chicken shit to put my name on this post]
  206. Wascally OS by weston · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would that be spweading Fudd?

  207. Micro Soft, Windows...Generic terms MS Stole ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are debating a company that has the name Micro and Soft in its title???..(there were microProcessors and Software before MS came along.....and besides, MS stole the term Windows when it had been used (before MS existed) to describe a gui eviroments in the world of computers??

    1. Re:Micro Soft, Windows...Generic terms MS Stole ! by JeffTL · · Score: 1

      Microsoft were the first to call an OS (or actually an OS extension, at the time) Windows with a capital W, though.

  208. now microsoft can complain.... by charstar · · Score: 1

    ...about "confusion in the marketplace" over DOS

  209. Lindos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I already have a project called Lindos. It is a stripped down linux that works similarly to DOS. The project aims to provide the power and stability of the Linux kernel in a package that is small and simple.

  210. I know .... try this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    SWODNIL "A forward thinking company with a backward name"

    They are going against the MS grain anyway.

  211. Oops, still a problem by brocktune · · Score: 1

    They will announce the new name next Wednesday, although a favorite is Lindos

    Calling it LinDOS? Microsoft might be no happier with that one either!

  212. Doors by lemody · · Score: 1

    how about switching to doors instead of windows?

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  213. No to "Lindows"? How about calling it "Gates"? by portnux · · Score: 1

    Since the name "Lindows" is off limits, how about another name for something you can look through. I suggest they change the name to "Gates". I can't see how M$ could object to that, it contains no "W"'s or "indows" at all.

  214. X-Lindows by AShuvalov · · Score: 1

    ... should be the way to go.

    X-Windows predates Windows by years and is a good safe harbor.

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  215. Naming can be Important by mopslik · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't put so much stock in a name, its not all that important.

    I don't know about that. Take Phoenix Air for example. I don't know about you, but any airline named after a bird that burts into flames and plummets down from the sky won't be getting my business anytime soon.

  216. really? by sulli · · Score: 1
    what about OpenOffice?

    It has an easily recognized, non-geeky name, and people can figure out what the heck it is from said name. Did anyone get sued for that?

    I mean, yes, I know it's k3w1 to call your codec "Ogg Vorbis," but wouldn't a name like "Free Compressed Audio Codec" be a bit easier to get people to support and use? (There is something called "Free Lossless Audio Codec" - in a big shocker, it is obvious what it does.)

    And as for "Lindows," this is the most moronic name I have seen in many years. Of course Robertson picked an intentionally confusing name - he wanted to have a big fight with Microsoft, for the free publicity.

    Well, now he's got it, and he has to start over with naming. To which I say: tough cookies.

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    1. Re:really? by JRaven · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's not called OpenOffice. The program is actually called "OpenOffice.org". Care to guess why?

  217. How about just by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *LINSORED*

  218. Obligatory quote by Overzeetop · · Score: 0

    "Did you bulls#!t last week? Did you TRY to bulls#!t last week?"

    Hmmm...actually, that'll probably be the next questions for all the lawyers for SCO.

    (took me many watchings to catch the Roman Feast and Orgy banner which advertised "first served, first come")

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  219. Re:That May "be"... but it's not called Windows ME by JeffTL · · Score: 1

    It was indeed tradmarked as Windows Millenium Edition -- but marketed as Windows Me. Note, however, that is Windows(TM) Me, not Windows Me (TM)

  220. OCBGR by 2names · · Score: 1

    "Funniest...post...ever."

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  221. Lindos by EckRhino · · Score: 1
    LinDOS?!

    Microsoft will probably go after them for that one too.

  222. Now MS will sue them for having DOS in their name! by Xshare · · Score: 1

    Watch... they will sue them for having DOS in their name!

  223. Re:If it's the last "w" that's causing the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    problem with Wind OS is that it sounds too much like "Wind Aw's" which is awful close to "Wind Ass" if you're British. Maybe that's OK, though.

    Er, what? I'm British, and the way I'd pronounce "Wind OS" sounds nothing like "Wind Aw's" or "Wind Ass" (which in turn sound nothing like one another).

    And in any case, "ass" in British English is a synonym for "donkey". The bad word is "arse", which, again, has a totally distinct pronunciation from "OS", "Aw's", and "Ass".

    We have more than one vowel on this side of the Atlantic.

  224. Naming the kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should name the software package "Seven".
    It's Mickey Mantle's number, and is good for a boy or a girl.

    Sincerely,
    George Costanza

    1. Re:Naming the kid by houghi · · Score: 1

      We should name the software package "Seven".

      If you give it a number, make it "Forty-two", because it is the answer to (all together now) life, the universe and everything

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  225. Re:If it's the last "w" that's causing the problem by g0at · · Score: 1

    ...and then they could make the OS part real big and claim it's Wind OS. To highlight that the real name is really Wind they could have a grassy hill as the background with blue sky and fluffy clouds being blown about.

    Of course, the whole slashdot communty could have a field day saying "WindOS really blows!" but, hey, you can't have everything.

    A field day, eh? :)

    -b

  226. LacOSX? by dnorman · · Score: 1

    Lamiga?

    Lommodore 64?

    Lic20?

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    1. Re:LacOSX? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      LinuZX81!

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  227. Re:If it's the last "w" that's causing the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could call said utility 'Program Manager.'

    Or MS-DOS Executive, I suppose.

  228. Rets carr it somesing erse by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

    Rindows.

    1. Re:Rets carr it somesing erse by nicholas_nym · · Score: 1

      Rindows would be great... especially if they can get Barbara Walters as their spokesperson :)

  229. How about Winux by KidSock · · Score: 1

    Given the lack of originality in naming it should't be too difficult to think up a new name ...

    Windux
    Windonux
    MicroLinuxSoft :)

  230. Somewhat on topic by theendlessnow · · Score: 1
    I hear that Angel Soft, the maker of tissue for... well you know... has also been approached by Microsoft (Soft). Seems that they will be using Angel Stuff now instead of their original name.

    One exec supposedly said,

    "I don't understand it. Why on earth would anyone confuse toilet paper with Microsoft software."
  231. I'm glad to see that update.... by ericbrow · · Score: 1

    I'm glad to see the update. At first I thought Lindows had to change their name period.

    What next? Will Bill Gates sue every home owner who uses the word window instead of "Magic Porthal of Light"? Or did they copyright that name too?

  232. non-English-speaking countries by Jadrano · · Score: 1

    I think it is an open question whether Windows is a valid trademark in English. Certainly, there were windowing operating systems before MS Windows, but they were not called Windows. The question is how far apart a windowing operating system is from windows themselves (in the computing sense) semantically. I personally think it is close and therefore Windows is not a valid trademark, but it is a difficult legal question.

    It is, however, significant that the verdicts against Lindows were in non-English-speaking countries. At least in the countries I know, Windows is exclusively used as a trademark. I have not met the English word 'window' being used for windows in the generic computing sense. People always seem to use the translations ("Fenster", "okno", ...). That is not the case with many computing terms, e.g. German-speaking programmers often use the word 'pointer', even though there is a translation ('Zeiger'), and for things like 'stack' translations are hardly used. Even in languages where 'file' is not usually used in its English form, it can be used, and it is perceived as generic. In contrast, 'window(s)' in its English form hardly has generic uses. So, if you take these non-English-speaking countries in Europe (I don't know about other parts of the world, probably there are some non-English-speaking countries where 'window' is used generically) alone, "window(s)" is not a generic term, and then the verdicts against Lindows are understandable.

    But I still find it a bit strange that a company from a country where window(s) probably is a generic term can be banned in other countries from using a name that sounds similar.

    Basically, it seems that such brand name issues are decided country by country - then, I find it understandable not to accept Lindows -, but I doubt whether such a narrow perspective is appropriate.

    1. Re:non-English-speaking countries by sommere · · Score: 1

      but that makes generic terms meaningless, as long as I can find a country where they don't use the generic term (say, even, japan if they would katakanize the term but I write my "trademark" in roman letters) then I can usurp a generic term.

      Thus there are no generic terms because someone somewhere translates it.

  233. Um Lindoes anyone? by Dr.Altaica · · Score: 1

    I guess there isn't any furry geeks on slashdot.

  234. Lindows = Windows, Lindos = DOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Lindows = Windows, Lindos = DOS
    Coincedence? Microsoft won't think so.

  235. how about by geekoid · · Score: 1

    PaneofGlass
    fugb
    fqbg
    Betterthenwindows
    doors
    MSSUXORS
    Bob
    Does (like the deer)
    NOB.S. (Blue Screen) .Not
    Phil

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  236. "Lindos" actually means... by Rui+del-Negro · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Lindos" means "beautiful" in Portuguese.

    RMN
    ~~~

  237. A possibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about "Insecure Virus Prone Garbage" - no wait, that would be confused with Microsoft Windows. Nevermind.

  238. so how much free press did lindow get out of this by youritadvisor.com · · Score: 1

    fight. It would be interesting to do a ROI analysis comparing how much money they spent on legal expenses vs how much it would have cost them to buy the amount of advertising on the news sources they got the press on. I got the funny feeling the ROI was pretty good

  239. This just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The new name will be Lapple.

    Better than 'LickNuts....'

  240. Lindos (with bar over "o") by IceAgeComing · · Score: 1

    _
    * Lindos ( <- Note macron over "o" )

    * Lindoors (the windows are closed; open the doors!)

    * |_1|\|D0\/\/5

  241. Should rename it BHM... by nathanh · · Score: 1
    ... for Butt-Headed Monopolist.

    Although maybe Carl Sagan will spin so fast in his grave it will cause the Earth to shift orbit.

  242. Re:If it's the last "w" that's causing the problem by snot+whistle · · Score: 1

    how bout 'win don't'

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  243. Mike Rowe's Soft Twin Toes OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mike Rowe's Soft Twin Toes OS

  244. well, better now than later... by TheMadPenguin · · Score: 1

    Per their usual tactics, the next thing would be a declaration of WMDs... and we all know THAT argument works well in the USA ;)

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    1. Re:well, better now than later... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      WMD = Weapon of Microsoft Destruction?

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  245. Cyber Squatting by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    ...stikes again.

    www.winux.com

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  246. Billyos by trouser · · Score: 1

    Like Cheerios or Stinkyos or whatever it is you people eat for breakfast.

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  247. Micro Soft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... more than a coincidence?

  248. Lindows w/o the w is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LinDOS.... can't run from MS that way either

  249. lindows name by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

    how about "Pane in Bills Ass"

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  250. lin-DOS? by vistic · · Score: 1

    Won't Microsoft be upset that they are now infringing on their DOS trademark with Lindos?

  251. how? by jedi_odin · · Score: 1

    how can a "W" cause so much trouble? its just ridiculous. if I write "windows" somewhere, does that mean MS will sue me for infringement? this type of stuff is as retarded and immature as 2 kindergarteners fighting over who peed in their pants first.

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  252. New name. by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1

    Lindoms, because it's a topsy-turvy world.
    Whent he world is put right, the M can go back to W.

  253. WINSCOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    perfect: not

  254. How about... by toby · · Score: 1

    "I Can't Believe it's Not Windows!"

    --That should keep them out of trouble.

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  255. Lindows is in the rigth by Tharald · · Score: 1

    I am sad about this whoole case. Yes, there is now doubt Lindows went after the name with a goal of duplicating the windows name. But the whole point is that they did this with the specific goal of pointing out that Windows is a non-trademarkeable name. There is NO DOUBT Windows was a genereic name before MS chose the name, and it should not be given to any one corporation. Its like somebody calling their product "car" and pursuing anybody using that name in a product name there after. The point is, MS broke the rules with the name "Windows", and should not be allowed to keep doing that.

  256. Not just de-facto by Rufus88 · · Score: 1


    Not to mention that their de-facto monopoly status [...]

    And their de jure monopoly status as well. Remember, they were convicted.

  257. Too Bad! by rspress · · Score: 1

    Lindows had this one in the bag and could have won the fight. I hate to see them throw in the towel.

    However they are going from LinDOWS to LinDOS? Knowing MS they will pitch a bitch fit over this name too. Microsoft should have never been granted the Windows trademark as it was too general, this is why it was denied the first time they tried. Of course the DOS name was around before there was a Microsoft but they will still probably say they came up with the name anyways....who has enough money to sue them and say the didn't.

    I know that it is hard to fight Microsofts deep pockets and most companies just cave and take the cheaper route. Maybe someday there will be a company that is willing to go the distance with them. The EU might but I doubt they will penalize MS much if at all.

  258. Clippy by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

    Clippy says:

    I see that you are spelling incorrectly. Shall I help you fill in a licensing request form to unlock your W key?

  259. Pronunciation? by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

    Is that pronounced, "W-eye-nucks", or "Wi-nucks" [with a soft "i"]?

  260. Lindo's cool too... by Domini · · Score: 1

    :)

  261. Be a_are! by hplasm · · Score: 1

    Atch out! He's running it on Indo_s XP! Hat a anker!

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  262. Lindoes sounds closer to Lindows by counterplex · · Score: 0

    Lindos would probably be mispronounced as Lin-DOS thus relating it to a somewhat older OS :) Lindoes, however, seems to retain the pronounciation of the original Lindows. Just my $0.02

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  263. More Linux Trademark Cases by wehe · · Score: 1

    During the history of my personal trademark infringement Obelix./.MobiliX against my former project MobiliX (now named TuxMobil - Linux On Laptops, Notebooks, PDAs and Mobile Cellular Phones) I became aware of many other trademark cases against Open Source projects.