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  1. Re:Re Re Re released on Always Look on the Bright Side of Life · · Score: 1
    Are us as consumers so stupid that half an ounce of added value (some crappy interview added to the DVD) is enough for us to run out and pay money for something that last week we could ..... pay money and buy?

    But in this one, Brian crucifies FIRST!

  2. They should get Spielberg involved on Always Look on the Bright Side of Life · · Score: 1

    The Romans would look great carrying walkie-talkies, and they wouldn't seem so violent that way.

  3. Re:Where is the deterence? on EU Fines Microsoft $613 Million, Officially · · Score: 1
    If true, does that mean Wine will be able to soon run ALL Windows apps perfectly?

    Probably not. Hell, WINDOWS hasn't gotten to that point yet.

  4. But can they guarantee.... on Demo of Free Software Voter-Verifiable Voting · · Score: 1

    that Dubya will win Ohio?

  5. Re:READ for THE FINAL sco OUTCOME on SCO Seeks Licenses Down Under · · Score: 1

    Godammit! I waited through that whole movie to see the alien, and it was just Linus!

  6. Re:Personally, I think... on SCO Seeks Licenses Down Under · · Score: 1

    There is no spoon.

  7. Re:But I don't wanna talk to my computer on Opera Promises Voice-Operated Web Browser · · Score: 1
    What could I possibly have to say to my browser?

    Well, the phrase "Hello, honey" could automatically close all those tabs with porn in them, and open up the Weather Channel.

  8. Re:Oh yeah! on Thebroken Videos · · Score: 1

    Mmmmm, Bytties!

  9. Re:If they want to be innovative and supportive... on Sun Wants to Make Linux 3D · · Score: 1
    Sun's Java desktop comes with Realplayer installed. So its not a problem for customers of Java Destkop, who are most likley to use it.

    Yeah, it sounds like they had the problem from Day One.

  10. Re:Perfect for 64bit computing. on The Arrival of Very Small Memory · · Score: 1
    Even with 4Gb dimms (which are expensive)

    Look again. You can get 4Gb sticks for well under $200. Sounds pretty cheap to me.

  11. Re:Novell's Direction on Novell Makes More Open Source Moves · · Score: 1

    He probably did, but I'd say he's still right. I'd go even farther and say that NetBIOS is no good whether or not you have a router.

  12. Re:Guess it's not the right time to become a CNE on Novell Makes More Open Source Moves · · Score: 1
    I got an MCSE few years ago, and now am rolling in cash, own two brand new cars and sleeping with a different girl every night.

    Umm, Solitaire is a girl only in a James Bond movie. We know what you're REALLY sleeping with.

  13. Re:Well.. on Is {pluto|sedna} A Planet? · · Score: 1
    Similarly, most of the supposed countries in the world shouldn't be considered countries at all. Who can remember them all? They just cause problems for school children who have to deal with tests that ask about them.

    Oh, jc42, anybody could miss Canada on the map, all tucked away down there.

  14. Re:People? on Is {pluto|sedna} A Planet? · · Score: 1
    And no, they cannot rememble the latter.

    Well, I can't rememble my password either, because I don't know how to rememble it. Do I sit on it in a certain manner? Crumple it just right? Inquiring minds want to know!

  15. Good News for Gary Coleman on Is {pluto|sedna} A Planet? · · Score: 1
    'You wouldn't deny a chihauhau a place among dogs because it is too small,'

    Of course, I've never considered him to not have a place among humanity.

  16. Re:Quote from Bill Gates... on Microsoft To Be Fined E500M By European Union? · · Score: 1

    "Smithers, my wallet's in my right front pocket."

  17. Re:Place for a laptop in NYC on Getting A Laptop With The Low U.S. Dollar · · Score: 1

    I shot JR!

  18. Re:When will the WinCE hack be out? on Royal Linux PDA Finally Coming To Market · · Score: 1

    It's been out for years, recently rebranded to Windows Mobile 2003.

  19. Re:Amazon.sex on New RFC Considers .sex TLD Dangerous · · Score: 1

    goat.sex?

  20. Re:Profane! on FCC to Regulate 'Profane' Speech · · Score: 1

    Today: Analysis....Tomorrow: The GOATSE!!!

  21. Sacks? on U.S. Prepares to Get Nuked · · Score: 1
    sacks full of radioactive crap

    What about press releases?

  22. Re:Testing procedures? on More E-voting Problems in California · · Score: 1
    I don't recall seeing something that extensively mentions what all testing procedures were done before this was put in place?

    They asked the sales guy if it worked when he was in the office for a demo.

  23. Re:Better link to article! on Why iPod Can't Save Apple · · Score: 1
    We wouldn't want impared perambulatory function or to have to miss dinner.

    So... is that like infrared?

  24. Re:3 actually on Multiple Vulnerabilities in OpenSSL · · Score: 1
    Anyway we all know the problem isn't MS, the problem is C.

    Well, what do you expect, given its history.

  25. Cool on Doom - The Board Game Announced · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't wait until they make a PC version of this. I already have Star Wars Chess and Star Wars Monopoly for my PC, and now I'm looking forward to Star Wars Doom!