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  1. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA on Mono Ships ASP.NET server · · Score: -1, Troll

    goddamn, would people PLEASE STOP with the STUPID ASS "IN SOVIET RUSSIA" POSTS..

    it was funny the first 1309190349031 fucking times.

    *sigh*. ok, carry on

  2. i disagree on MSNBC: Offices Remain Spam Free Zones · · Score: 5, Funny

    well, the company i work at uses a small web hosting co for mail/www and i swear they sell my address... i almost shat in my seat when one of my [female] coworkers walked by and i was sifting through my mail by pressing the down arrow (50:1 spam ratio) and suddenly an ENORMOUS pair of breasts fills the preview pane of outlook. bit of an awkward silence after that. needless to say, i've been a bit more vigilant about spam filtering since then :)

  3. not a scifi flick on Solaris: Another View · · Score: 4, Insightful

    sigh. looking at it from a sci fi perspective you're going to be disappointed. the sci fi element is just a vehicle for the philosophical questions the movie raises (and then doesn't really answer, leaving me pretty confused at the end as to the point.)

    the film was an interesting "journey", but not one with a very defined destination. i don't think it needs to get rocked as badly as it has in these slashdot reviews

    -fren

  4. "not everyone was geeks or zit faced teenagers" on Theater Morphing Into Multi-Player Gaming Arena · · Score: 1
    There are alot of mid 30's-40's adults that attend the lans Ive gone to.

    i think you still get the same number of virgins per square foot :)

    take the geeks and zits and just add beer guts and facial hair.

    god damn. i'd laugh, if it weren't real. :)

    *sigh*
  5. do they still ask on RadioShack Stops Being Nosy · · Score: 1

    "would you like a brand new sprint pcs cellphone to go with your, uh, coaxial cable and AA batteries?"

    i swear to god...

  6. heh, dell discount hidden at end of article on Mobile vs. Desktop Gaming · · Score: 1
    perhaps as interesting as the article itself is that the site offers a referral link to 10% off dell notebooks. imagine if this could be stocked with other coupons from consumer deals sites -- you might save a couple hundred bucks if you're looking for a new laptop.

    TweakTown Deal on Dell Computers!

    Dell Small Business department has 10% off all Notebook computers until the 26th of November through our TweakTown Deals section. If you choose to buy a new computer system from Dell, click this link, and you'll be supporting TweakTown!


    n.b. i just clicked the link and it is indeed stackable, damn. nice

    -fren
  7. and i hope we all learned our lesson. on University of Twente Back Online · · Score: 4, Funny

    this is what happens when too many lonely college students try to download "too hot for tv.mpg" at once and don't take the filename seriously.

  8. interesting... on Gamecube Finally Plays GBA Games · · Score: 5, Funny

    but as far as console addons go, i don't think anything can hold a candle to my trusty Sega 32X for Genesis. man, that was sweet.

  9. *smack forehead* on Microsoft vs. Modded Xboxes · · Score: 1

    uh, or, *don't* buy the xbox, and watch them lose $350 as that xbox rots on a warehouse shelf. :P

    seriously, people. they don't "lose" if you buy like two xboxes instead of one.

    *sigh*

    -fren

  10. Re:translation on Black Ops of TCP/IP: Paketto Keiretsu 1.0 Release · · Score: 1

    chill dude, (well, angry white guy, ha :P)

    i looked at more of it after posting that (especially some of the more esoteric features like crypto and mapping network traffic to 3d coordinates/strange attractors) and before the stream of bitter replies i got and some of it is pretty cool in a fucked up way.

    my *point* was more along the lines of this isn't as revolutionary as it was advertised, and it was advertised in an amusingly dense way. but, agreed, it is still pretty cool, especially since so much of it is done in user space.

    and if his girlfriend is spitting out brain cells after oral sex, i think they're doing it wrong ;)

    -fren

  11. Re:translation on Black Ops of TCP/IP: Paketto Keiretsu 1.0 Release · · Score: 1

    admittedly, he uses some cool techniques and goes pretty low level to achieve many of these things (and the tracing, sniffing, and broadcasting techniques are probably not logged by most firewalls/routers and/or can slip detection).

    and that's a pretty fast scan utility. however, esoteric tools like this exist all over the place, and though interesting, this is nothing revolutionary. well, compared to the intel pentium iii processor which lets me not just get onto the internet, but get into it.

    -fren

  12. translation on Black Ops of TCP/IP: Paketto Keiretsu 1.0 Release · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "the protocols the internet uses today are not conducive to certain types of networking tasks. however, tcp/ip, one of the internet's framework protocols, has a bunch of obscure parameters and fields that can be exploited to do new things [this isn't a very new concept.] i wrote a network scanner, fake NAT client, packet sniffer, traceroute utility, and some odd visualization tool. i like big words."

    basically he wrote some new tools that are like the tools we already have but implemented in a slightly different way, except these tools were heralded by an obtuse 500-word self-aggrandizing technobabbling post on slashdot.

    -fren

  13. Re:It's not just laziness... on Due Diligence? · · Score: 2

    What a naive comment. You'd be amazed at the number of computers with medical, financial, academic, or other critical records on public IPs, especially since a technology like OpenSSL facilitates putting sensitive info like that online because it's "secure."

    There are tons of recent examples of computers accidentally storing critical info and records out in the open, much less secured by a barrier like OpenSSL.

  14. Re:What is a halodeck? on Holograms - The Future Without The Funny Glasses · · Score: 1

    "Have you ever talked to a woman without needing to give you her credit card number?"

    (i think this applies here :) )

    -fren

  15. Re:What is a halodeck? on Holograms - The Future Without The Funny Glasses · · Score: 1

    Biggest. Dork. Ever. :P

    -fren

  16. Re:Forget Bayes on Working Bayesian Mail Filter · · Score: 1

    They're probably already there, or places even worse. And wouldn't such a filter consider pyramid schemes to be "for the common good" and take a liking to insurance spams that offer Five Year Plans? :P

    -fren

  17. aww, this sucks on RealNetworks Releases Helix Source · · Score: 4, Funny

    i was hoping they'd release the source for the popups and that awesome tray app, the "No, Thanks" buttons, the code to make RealOne take over everything from *.mp3 to *.bat, and that sweet program that lets you download stuff just like normal, except with banner ads, and whatever code is responsible for that feeling that Satan is laughing somewhere whenever I click "run" or "accept eula" of anything made by that fucking company.

  18. Re:3 days straight on GameToo Much...... And Die! · · Score: 3, Funny

    You are a huge nerd, assembled from parts of lesser nerds

  19. Re:im pretty sure bill was tricked into this... on MS Backs Down On Encrypted Digital TV Recording · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Which brings me to my next point. Don't smoke crack."

  20. Big Dig? Delayed? on Boston's Big Dig Delayed Because of Programmers? · · Score: 0

    Inconceivable!

  21. oops on Robotic Surgery · · Score: 1

    "Left!" "Fuck! No! Right! Right! Right!"

    "You weren't planning to have kids, were you?"

  22. Re:Why is this so hard? on Paging Eliza: Patenting IM Bots · · Score: 1

    well, if you figure that there are SO MANY different kinds of things people file patents for, and the fact that an AIM bot expert who would KNOW that this patent is BS would not tend to gravitate towards working in a patent office, then clearly patents will get through just because the people approving the patent aren't that familiar with that particular industry. sure, there are clearly documented examples of prior art but unless you happened to see an AIM bot before Auguest 2000 or happened to know of the Net::AIM CPAN module, you wouldn't see too many examples of prior art.

    -fren

  23. iChatBot, fairly well known IM bot since 8/11/2000 on Paging Eliza: Patenting IM Bots · · Score: 2, Informative

    The ActiveBuddy patent was filed on 8/22/2000,

    but iChatBot, a fairly well known (well, with what seems to be many hundreds of users, and able to attract the attention of losers who keep its warning level in the 90% range 24 hours a day :)) AIM bot has been existence since at least 8/11/2000, thus being before the patent filing and proof of prior art etc.

    Check it out: http://www.ichatbot.com/show.php?changelog.html

    Just another example of how this patent is complete bullshit.

    *sigh*.

    What do you have to do to overturn a patent?

    -fren

  24. Re:coming up on kazaa... on Does Your Debugger Sing to You? · · Score: 1

    haha.

    wasn't really intended as a targeted rip on ms.

    in fact, as someone who has written linux kernel drivers (actually, real-time linux kernel drivers), i probably should have called it

    "insmod - Oops! I Panicked Again.mp3"

  25. coming up on kazaa... on Does Your Debugger Sing to You? · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft - Windows 98 (feat Billy G) (Blue Screen Remix).mp3"