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Theater Morphing Into Multi-Player Gaming Arena

J3zmund writes "This article highlights the attempt by ESports Arena to bring gaming to the masses. They're building what looks like a command center with gaming equipment, comfy chairs, and big screens to follow the action. For the price of a movie, patrons can frag to their hearts' content for 2 hours (extra time available, of course). This could sprawn some interesting events (once gaming goes beyond 'kill'). With The Sims ready to go online this month, it could open this up to a much larger audience than the "young males" they currently identify. How 'bout some Sim Rocky Horror Online Saturday nights..."

195 comments

  1. back in the early 90's by peripatetic_bum · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Did they attempt this in the 90's. I remember in chicago go to Pier One and playing the BattleTech Mech games. Expensive but fun as hell.
    I also remember they went out of business as soon as the pc had a good cable connection and mechwarrior2 came out. What do they think is different now?
    thanks

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    1. Re:back in the early 90's by dagg · · Score: 2
      I think they still do those types of games at Dave & Busters. Or at least they did as of about 2 years ago. I prefer Ski Ball myself.

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    2. Re:back in the early 90's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.virtualworld.com/

    3. Re:back in the early 90's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds exactly like the movie "TOYS" (they put kids in simulators and they thought they were playing video games...)

    4. Re:back in the early 90's by TheSync · · Score: 2

      The BattleTech (or whatever) simulator was pretty awesome, but it took up a lot of real-estate per player. It was also very complex, which must have appealed to some people, but probably not most.

      For my part, I preferred the VR FPS game down the hall...it was like Photon for people too lazy to run around...

    5. Re:back in the early 90's by ifreakshow · · Score: 1

      BattleTech was the best ... it even had coverage on cable tv long before golden tee. Anyways in chicago you could play it at North Pier. Pier One is where your girlfriend buys candles

  2. I Hope the EPA is ready... by Pius+IX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thousands of nerds...one big room... Glad I won't be there to smell it.

    1. Re:I Hope the EPA is ready... by cicatrix1 · · Score: 2

      You're probably used to your own stink already, I don't see why it would be so hard. Really, doesn't your mom yell at you to clean up her basement?

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      I know more than you drink.
    2. Re:I Hope the EPA is ready... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because you'll be quietly gaming from your parents' basement.

  3. Re:First Post by dmatos · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm doing this simply to piss you off, and to parade around the fact that I could write out this whole saga faster than you could write a pathetic little "first post"!

    But not, apparently, faster than someone could write "Woo" and "1st Post"...

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  4. Popular games changed.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I would hate to see popular games like say counter strike or BF 1942 changed (ie terrorists and nazis removed) just for the sake of mainstreaming.

    as for the sims /me shudders

    1. Re:Popular games changed.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I would assume they would do some kind of ID checking at the door (maybe kids can go in if sent in with a parent). Saves money from having to develop a modified mainstream version of the game, and saves the game makers/theater things a lot of heat from hardcore gamers.

    2. Re:Popular games changed.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what the game mods are for. Leave the original, use the mod to mainstream it.

  5. i always thought this was a good idea by johnstein · · Score: 2, Interesting

    just imagine. going to the local 'game theater'. paying your 10 bucks or so. then getting in a flight simulator type game along with 30 other gamers and fighting against each other, deathmatch style or cap the flag style or completing missions.

    esp when VR becomes a bit more of a reality. i am kinda surprised this hasn't happened sooner.

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    1. Re:i always thought this was a good idea by Apathy+costs+bills · · Score: 2, Funny

      You know as much as gamers think of games like Quake and Counterstrike, I think the best way to get mass market appeal in a setting like this is to add head-to-head Tetris, chess, or checkers to the menu. Girls LOVE Tetris.

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    2. Re:i always thought this was a good idea by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      " I think the best way to get mass market appeal in a setting like this is to add head-to-head Tetris, chess, or checkers to the menu. Girls LOVE Tetris."

      You do realize that games like Counterstrike and Quake already have mass market appeal, right? Heh.

      Girls only make up half of the population, we don't need them.

    3. Re:i always thought this was a good idea by Apathy+costs+bills · · Score: 4, Funny
      You do realize that games like Counterstrike and Quake already have mass market appeal, right? Heh.

      Well, that's true, I guess you could consider Slashdot to be a mass market. But I bet you a "Deer Hunter Cyber Cafe" would do well in Tenessee, and a "Dance Dance Barbie" kiosk would work great next to The Gap.
      Girls only make up half of the population, we don't need them.

      You know, you should try intercourse and then check back with me on that.
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    4. Re:i always thought this was a good idea by zaffir · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've found that most women have some inate ability to completely rock at fighting games. It's gotta be genetic. I've been at parties where a guy with 100 hours of street fighter under his belt loses to someone's girlfriend who has never played.

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    5. Re:i always thought this was a good idea by ottffssent · · Score: 5, Funny

      Scary huh? Worse than "has never played", has never touched a PS2. Worse yet, she proceeds to kick the next guy's ass. And the next (who complains it's the controller's fault). And then, after switching controllers and opponents, loses the first match, wins the second, and ties (two swordthrusts both connect at the exact same instant) the third. I didn't think you *could* tie in that game. We don't let her play anymore.

    6. Re:i always thought this was a good idea by CrazyJoel · · Score: 3, Funny

      "We don't let her play anymore."

      That's not smart. let her play.

      Let her win and you might get to play naked.

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    7. Re:i always thought this was a good idea by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I've found that most women have some inate ability to completely rock at fighting games. I've been at parties where a guy with 100 hours of street fighter under his belt loses to someone's girlfriend who has never played.

      Lets see now, do you really think that girl is just going to pick up a controller and beat a bunch of dorks that have been practicing combos for 100+ hours?

      Or would it be much more plausible that said dorks probably want to score with this girl and let her win as some sort of social icebreaker.

      Hmm.. tough one

    8. Re:i always thought this was a good idea by Mnemia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've actually noticed this phenomenon as well, and I don't think it has anything to do with guys "letting her win". Give the girl some credit! I think that first of all it's just that girls play the game in a different style from guys who've been playing forever, throwing off their rhythm. Also, the guy may be ..."distracted" by playing a girl as well, even if he's not letting her win. Besides, I imagine the beginner's button mashing approach is nearly as effective as a skilled player when said skilled player is drunk ;)

    9. Re:i always thought this was a good idea by janda · · Score: 1

      To blockquote the previous posters:

      Girls only make up half of the population, we don't need them.
      You know, you should try intercourse and then check back with me on that.

      Those of who are Kinsey 6's might disagree.

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    10. Re:i always thought this was a good idea by Maleko · · Score: 2

      I have to agree. I have seen a woman beat several "hardcore" players without ANY chance of getting into her pants. Women and fighting games just seem to go together.

    11. Re:i always thought this was a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, I'd be the one sitting there naked, fscktard.

    12. Re:i always thought this was a good idea by VersatilePrimate · · Score: 1

      Well what I have noticed is that you give them the controller for the first time and they start beating you at it because they are obnoxiously fast at what a lot of us call button smashing. Its only later do they realize that they can do the cool fireball and spend the next hour trying to perfect that. Thats when you kick their ass!

    13. Re:i always thought this was a good idea by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, don't let a woman newbie play a game with a one button per limb control scheme. They pick that up faster than traditional Street Fighter style controls. People say women don't get video games, perhaps they don't play all genre's, but they DO get Tekken.

    14. Re:i always thought this was a good idea by Mnemia · · Score: 2

      Agreed, I was thinking of DOA2 there. Several girls I know got really interested in that game despite complete lack of desire to play other fighting games. My guess is that it's a combination of the control system and the lack of blood: I don't think they go for the bloody games as much as guys do.

    15. Re:i always thought this was a good idea by doc_traig · · Score: 2

      I think women can be better players in general because they are less prone to having rage cloud their focus. For example, women tend to pick up consistent golf play much more readily than men, and if you watch women and men together taking lessons or just hitting balls at the range you can see why. Women focus on the mechanics while the men, who may initially focus on the mechanics, tend to get frustrated and take it out on the club and the ball... and therefore, their backs as well.

      - DDT

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    16. Re:i always thought this was a good idea by swv3752 · · Score: 2

      When the adrenaline flows, I play much better. I remember playing a perfect game of Street Fighter2. I went through dozens of opponents then beat the game, without ever taking any damage. The sweat was pouring off me after that.

      I have also been able to zone in and get a zen like level of control. It is not the same.

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  6. interesting concept by molywi · · Score: 1

    truly an interesting concept but besides probably having bigger screen and more comfortable chair, how is this different from your local internet/gameing cafe? looks to me like that would be the same thing.

  7. Reminds me of that one movie... by rob-fu · · Score: 2

    with Fred Savage and they played Nintendo at the World Video Game Championships. What I remember was where Fred's character's brother was playing Super Mario 3 with a power glove, and I was like, hey, that's not possible. Anyone remember (I should probably go to imdb and look it up but I'm too lazy :)?

    1. Re:Reminds me of that one movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This movie was "The Wizard". Pretty awful, particularly the suggeston that autistic kids are born with A-Priori knowledge of the function of the Warp Whistle.

      B.

    2. Re:Reminds me of that one movie... by $hecky · · Score: 0

      The Wizard. The name of that travesty was The Wizard.

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    3. Re:Reminds me of that one movie... by DJayC · · Score: 2, Informative

      The name of it is The Wizard . It's a great movie! I watched it recently for old times sake. Good stuff.

    4. Re:Reminds me of that one movie... by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      the wizard

      i believe

    5. Re:Reminds me of that one movie... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      You could play anything with power glove.

      Just not well.

      I thought it was lame that the kid instinctively finds the warp whistle in world one, never having played the game before. Even if he did, why would he win? You get no points by warping. If anything, he'd have lost. He warped right past the treasure ship secret where you get all those coins.

      A nice 2 hour commercial for the US release of Super Mario 3, though I'd imported the japanese version months earlier.

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    6. Re:Reminds me of that one movie... by pythorlh · · Score: 1

      That would be The Wizard.

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    7. Re:Reminds me of that one movie... by JF · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, they got the tip from the Nintendo Gaming Hint Center (or something), after the tech there had helped them master *all* of the other games. :) Seems he'd played SMB3 before and offered the tip.

      It's all kinda vague, but that should be somewhere near what really happened... ;)

    8. Re:Reminds me of that one movie... by CashCarSTAR · · Score: 1

      I actually imported the jap. version a while earlier as well...

      As an eerie coincidence, the first time I played the game I DID find that warp whistle. I found the secret in the first stage, so I was trying to fly up every place I could. I was a persistant kid:p

    9. Re:Reminds me of that one movie... by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      That wasn't the whistle he found. (The one in the castle where you fly up). That one would have been more believable.

      He found the one where you stand on top of the white hill, and just hold down for like 30 seconds until you drop 'behind' the scenery. You pretty much need to be told about that.

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  8. An old formula re-worked... by CptSkydrop · · Score: 1

    LAN party/cafe with the added extras of lots of money, a need to make revenue and appeal to more than just the /. crowd ?

  9. article kinda pissed me off by erax0r · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The whole LAN party scene has been kind of like a geeky cult thing," he said. "These guys are making it more mainstream."

    They make the article sound like only total geeks and kids go to lan parties..wtf I originally lived in wa state and found lan parties all over..not everyone was geeks or zit faced teenagers... There are alot of mid 30's-40's adults that attend the lans Ive gone to. I recently moved to arizona this summer and got a job at office max. Turns out they hold a monthly lan with all of the employees and its a blast. Some of these guys barely know how to operate their computer but they enjoy lanning. Welcome to the new age of entertainment...its been around for a while.

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    1. Re:article kinda pissed me off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      office max.. nah.. no geeks or zit faced teenagers there.... oh wait.. you said office max?

    2. Re:article kinda pissed me off by Rew190 · · Score: 2

      What's more, I've never heard a bunch of people linking their CONSOLES together (that's what this "theatre" is running, not PCs) and call it a LAN party. Plus you have to pay.

    3. Re:article kinda pissed me off by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Plus you have to pay.

      Some of the biggest Lan Parties I've been to had admission charges, though they were for the entire weekend.

      Oh, and seeing Halo matches on networked XBoxes isn't uncommon at some Lan Parties.

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  10. doesn't seem worth it by pbranes · · Score: 3, Insightful
    With going to a movie theater, I can understand paying that price because I can watch a good movie on a huge screen with great sound.

    Now, with a video game, why would I pay $10 (or whatever) to play with the same kind of setup I have at home? I would imagine that the people who would be interested in this already have a very good setup at home and this would be a waste of time for a lot of people.

    This isn't an arcade where one game is a quarter - the price they are asking is prohibitively expensive for what is received. I would rather even rent a game and play it at home or at a lan party.

    1. Re:doesn't seem worth it by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >> Now, with a video game, why would I pay $10 (or whatever) to play with the same kind of setup I have at home?

      Because 10 of your friends can go with you, and you can all play. No waiting for the next lan party.

      >> This isn't an arcade where one game is a quarter

      No it isnt. Arcades are dead. Arcades are, for all intents and purposes, a singleplayer experience. The handful of head-to-head games don't count.

      I can see a market for a place to kill a couple hours playing Halo with some friends, without all the hassle of setting it up yourself.

      Throw in a few tourneys, a few prizes.. They could make a go of it.

      >> With going to a movie theater, I can understand paying that price because I can watch a good movie on a huge screen with great sound.

      You been to the movies lately? Huge screen, sure. Great sound? Unless you like the sound of some assholes cell phone and wanna-be smartass 13 year olds. Good movies indeed. -1 troll for you!

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    2. Re:doesn't seem worth it by Dinjay · · Score: 1

      The site's slashdotted already!

      why would I pay $10 (or whatever) to play with the same kind of setup I have at home?

      For the same reason that people still go to movie theatres despite being able to watch movie at home. I'd say that the reasons include
      -Better Hardware: screen and sound system
      -more people
      -You will get to try the Newest Thing (TM) before deciding to buy it
      -Be able to frag more people that you can see and tease (one of my problems with online gaming)
      -Atmosphere (?)

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    3. Re:doesn't seem worth it by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      If only someone would develope a way to link computers remotely. We could call it the Internet.

      Nah. It would never happen.

    4. Re:doesn't seem worth it by evilhayama · · Score: 1

      >No it isnt. Arcades are dead. Arcades are, for
      >all intents and purposes, a singleplayer
      >experience. The handful of head-to-head games
      >don't count.

      On the contrary, most of the popular games at arcades are 2 player, with a few being 4, up to 16 player (mostly driving games) Fighting games and rhythmn games have a culture of their own, it's a matter of different flavours of geek.

      >You been to the movies lately? Huge screen,
      >sure. Great sound? Unless you like the sound of
      >some assholes cell phone and wanna-be smartass
      >13 year olds. Good movies indeed. -1 troll for
      >you!

      This would be what worries me the most, some 13 year old with no life joining your game and spoiling the fun. At least at a LAN party you can know who your opponents are...

    5. Re:doesn't seem worth it by Saige · · Score: 1

      Arcades are dead. Arcades are, for all intents and purposes, a singleplayer experience. The handful of head-to-head games don't count

      Arcades were dying, restriced to fighting games, shooting games, racing games, and huge gimmick games (like "Sky Pirates", where you fly a balloon around a huge screen and the seats move up and down with the your balloon). Mainly games with some sort of gimmick that made them a bit tougher to play at home - Daytona 2 by Sega just can't be the same at home as it can be at, say, a Gameworks, where they have 8 machines linked together and the seats move and all that.

      However, Konami has managed almost singlehandedly to help resurrect the places with their Bemani series of music games - especially Dance Dance Revolution. They do have the "gimmick" - a control scheme hard to copy at home - but the social aspect of those games seems to be great also. I go twice a week, for three hours at a time - and most nights I'm there, there's a number of other people there also playing DDR. It's the busiest machine in the place, and I suspect easily the top grossing machine there.

      They're not going to die as long as they know where to focus - experiences you can't duplicate at home.

      And to relate it more to the topic - I'd love to see a gaming arena focused on Dance Dance Revolution - there's a lot that can be done to improve the experience.

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  11. great idea by jkcity · · Score: 1

    I often go to the local snooker/pool hall to play with my mates and get drunk :) this could be evan better if they allow us to drink and play games, they woudl have to have a good selection of games to play though.

  12. Let's Hope... by Mtn_Dewd · · Score: 4, Funny

    That they offer play to the multiplayer version of Barbie Fashion designer.

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  13. Venture Capital required by samyool · · Score: 1

    With the advent of 'professional' gaming clans, I think it was only a matter of time before people started to glam-up the humble gaming cafe.

    Now, to business. Who's to bet that for a further couple of bucks per session people would pay for a workout? Anyone out there interested in funding me to install one of those stick-the-pads-to-your-gut-it-really-exercises-you -well electric shock contraptions to each chair?

  14. And when it gets good... by core+plexus · · Score: 1

    ...someone will make a TV show out of it, something along the lines of "Dog Eat Dog" or "Fear Factor". I expect someone is already rushing out some episodes. If people watch those shows, then why not watch other people play games? There would also be some ability for true viewer interaction.

    1. Re:And when it gets good... by SunPin · · Score: 1

      DMCA, bro.

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    2. Re:And when it gets good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK there is already a programme along these lines on Bravo (cable channel). Its called Mercenaries, from memory its a 12 v 12 multi-round thing, with various multiplayer games given as challenges. They also have some individual 1 on 1 matches with the team commanders, and a lame bit with "Hackers" which usually involves using a keylogger to get a password. Pretty good stuff otherwise!

  15. Re:A Poem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I don't consider this a worth-while troll,
    it brought a tear to my eye.
    sniff::sniff
    t'was beautiful man

  16. the desperate and dateless by nickgrieve · · Score: 1

    now have a way to spend friday night "out"

    how sad, only teenage boys will fill these places, girls, don't go out to play games, well not ones that involve computers...

    1. Re:the desperate and dateless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah but Girlfriends of gamers(yes we do get some neden) go out and play games. I have seen many a time where the veteran gamer gets whomped by the friends girlfriend. its like some sort of voodoo.

  17. Re:In Soviet Russia! by metalpet · · Score: 1

    That was the motto of the now defunct Majestic game (from EA I believe): "You don't play it, it plays you."

  18. Re:First Post by Pius+IX · · Score: 0, Troll

    Apparently not fast enough...

  19. Re:In Soviet Russia! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey - you're right. Nice catch. Was that thing any good?

    -- The guy that posted the Soviet Russia comment.

  20. Like "Dave & Busters"? by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 1

    It seems to be a constant "cold war", where the equipment and software is just a little bit ahead of what you can do in your home. Forcing a replacement of most stuff every year or so.

    The only way this amounts to something is where it makes sense to play as a group where you need to look or talk to each other (where this adds something other than the chat function of most multiplayer games). If you're gathering to imerse in individual VR units, it will only last as long as they stay ahead of the technology you can have at home, which seems difficult these days.

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  21. who else thinks that... by newsdee · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...some people will pay admission, drop a vat of popcorn over the keyboard, idly look at the screen, speak loudly to their neighbor during the whole game, and then leave saying the movie sucked on their cellphones... ^^

    1. Re:who else thinks that... by protohiro1 · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of my gripe of the month. I went to a movie, and the person next to me and my friend not only left his phone on. It ringed three times through the movie! And you may think that is no big deal. But the guy...ANSWERED IT! He answered and talked on his phone during the film. He didn't even leave his seat. Or try and speak quietly. Luckily the movie was the transporter and I didn't miss anything.

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    2. Re:who else thinks that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      francais est gay.

      Wow! I'm a poet and I don't even know it.

    3. Re:who else thinks that... by susano_otter · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      Why on earth didn't you put a stop to it? Ask him to leave? Complain to the management? Do something--anything--to indicate that his behavior was not acceptable?

      Next time some clueless jerk answers his cell phone in a movie theater, I'm blaming you.

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    4. Re:who else thinks that... by cicatrix1 · · Score: 2

      It ringed three times through the movie! And you may think that is no big deal.

      No, the big deal is that you said "ringed".
      *shiver*

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    5. Re:who else thinks that... by protohiro1 · · Score: 1

      Well, that's the last time I post anything. Ringed is a word. At least I used it in a sentence, which makes it a word. Damn...I always was too lazy to proofred.

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    6. Re:who else thinks that... by Devios · · Score: 1

      And the cowardly nerd strikes again! He will destroy you with his evil thoughts and Internet postings... Stick up for yourself, man...

      And in other news, devios is added to yet another 'list of people to kill'...

    7. Re:who else thinks that... by override11 · · Score: 1

      If his words get his meaning across, what the hell are you bitching about?!?!?

      Oh holier than thou picture of perfect english....

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    8. Re:who else thinks that... by cicatrix1 · · Score: 2

      Holy god. Remove the stick from your ass. Maybe it will enable you to laugh and/or percieve humor.

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      I know more than you drink.
    9. Re:who else thinks that... by override11 · · Score: 1

      Its not humor, its bitching. :P

      I'm just sick of posts bitching about english form, English is a bastardized evolving language anyways, when you use a chat program, you dont care about grammer and punctuation and spelling, its the meaning that matters. As long as you can understand the meaning, who cares? The only reason he posted at all was to make himself feel better by putting down someone else's english so he can stroke his little ego.

      I think Mr Garrison says it best...

      You got to hell, you go to hell and you die!!!

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  22. then I guess... by newsdee · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that you didn't went to see LoTR opening night.

    1. Re:then I guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look fscktard, I did see LOTR on opening night. Don't put words in my mouth.

    2. Re:then I guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "didn't went"?
      Is the education of our zit-faced script kiddies lacking basic English instruction these days?

  23. Re:Morph Into This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm just curious why this is modded offtopic?

    I mean, that pretty much says "wait until we're talking about stretching our assholes wide open, then post it again!"

    That or Macintoshes. Either way.

  24. LAN's meet Rocky Horror by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they'll haze virgins at these LAN parties.

    1. Re:LAN's meet Rocky Horror by Zeebs · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's a LAN party, they'll all be virgins.

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    2. Re:LAN's meet Rocky Horror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And... All your base are belong to us

  25. I'm kinda with jkcity on this one... by Salubri · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Think of it this way... You're sitting in a comfy leather chair in an air conditioned arena. The replay of you bringing in the winning flag-capture is flashing on one of the giant screens at the front of the arena. A waiter/watress brings you the vat of scotch you ordered, and you slowly nurse it whilst clamoring with your local clanmates as you ready for the next match...

    It'd be like going to the clubs, only slightly better in that no obnoxious idiots would look at you funny for just sitting at the bar soaking in the scenes and sounds.

    This will only be really successful if they can make the gaming experience people get at home better. They have to offer things like cigars, drinks (free refils on sodas), snacks, and whatnot. Furthermore, if they REALLY want the bucks from the men of that age bracket, have cute women be the waitresses. Think about it. What horny male gamer 21+ wouldn't like to game in a big comfy chair while an attractive woman brings them drinks and their success is trumpeted to all there? I'd be there in a heartbeat.

    Without the ammeneties though, say it's just a movie theater converted to an arena for gaming, and all they do for you is give you a terminal and some time. That will fail. There has to be a draw.

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    1. Re:I'm kinda with jkcity on this one... by Razzak · · Score: 1

      If movie theatres can only afford pimple-faced teenagers, what makes you think this idea (definitely a smaller audience than movie theatres) will be able to afford hot ladies?

    2. Re:I'm kinda with jkcity on this one... by mizhi · · Score: 2
      Without the ammeneties though, say it's just a movie theater converted to an arena for gaming, and all they do for you is give you a terminal and some time. That will fail. There has to be a draw.

      Exactly. If there isn't, how is it any different than going to a local game-cafe (generally dark, smoke filled rooms with dozens of networked computers) and paying a few bucks for a couple hours of fragging?

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    3. Re:I'm kinda with jkcity on this one... by Salubri · · Score: 1

      Where does Hooter's find them? Where do any nightclubs find them? Perhaps if people at movie theaters were TIPPED like waitresses at bars and resturants they'd have more than just PFY's working theaters.

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    4. Re:I'm kinda with jkcity on this one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much do you think the Hooters girls get paid? How much do you think the cute bar maid at most NYC bars/clubs get paid? You have seen one too many 80's movies and way too much Friends. You CAN'T afford a 2000 square-foot loft in chelsea on their salary.

    5. Re:I'm kinda with jkcity on this one... by Goldsmith · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just picture something like that in Vegas, where you pay by the game and there's a payout for "winning". Everything is already set up there for just that kind of thing.

      Wow. I would be broke.

    6. Re:I'm kinda with jkcity on this one... by afxgrin · · Score: 2

      Yep, this was something I had envisioned if I was going to open a "LAN" theatre type business.

      The largest problem I think to over come is: keeping everything very social. The whole point is to go out and have fun, but being able to talk to each other is an important part. A lot of the layouts for most net cafes in the surrounding Toronto,ON area doesn't really allow for anything like that. They try to cram as many seats that'll fit in them, and the layouts prevent you from easily sitting with your friends if you arrive and there's a bunch of other people there already.

      Something along the lines of waiting to be seated by a waitress, and she'd arrange for your group to have a 'table' of PCs together.

      Hmm .... the more I talk about this, the more I want to go ahead with this.

  26. Sprawn? by Swaffs · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    That's a word?

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    1. Re:Sprawn? by p4ul13 · · Score: 1
      I was wondering the same myself. I think it's what they call a well-known Todd McFarlane character in Japan.

      Yeah yeah, lame, I know, but I couldn't help myself...

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    2. Re:Sprawn? by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

      It means to multiply like shrimp.

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    3. Re:Sprawn? by recursiv · · Score: 1

      IN SOVIET RUSSIA SPRAWN MULTIPLY YOU ...............blah blah lowercase goddamn donkey filter
      please ignore the caps filter i need it posted that way for artistry reasons. Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
      Reason: Don't use so many caps

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  27. has been tried here in finland... by Skal+Tura · · Score: 1

    Something similar has been tried here in finland, that corp went to bankruptcy back in 1996. Or thats
    what i've heard, never visited any of their gaming 'heavens'.

    Basicly same idea except they had just normal gaming pcs networked together, no spectator seats etc...
    Of course, gaming is a lot more 'appreciated' today, more players, better multiplayer games etc...
    Might work today in big cities with enough customers.

    1. Re:has been tried here in finland... by I.+M.+Bur · · Score: 1
    2. Re:has been tried here in finland... by Skal+Tura · · Score: 1

      yeah and thats exactly what i ment by 'better multiplayer games etc...' part

      Besides, i'm a cs narcomaniac myself tooo.... i just have to get to play everyday for a short period of time atleast =)

  28. Do we need more Vin Diesel? by deathcloset · · Score: 1

    I guess Nvidia was on to something with the term "Cinematic Gaming."
    My friend once asked something that made me laugh and then think. He asked, while I was watching Jerry Springer and he was playing Return to Castle Wolfenstein, "When did television get so bad, and video games get so good?"
    I mean look at this!
    I don't know about you, but I don't want to just WATCH Tom Hanks in saving private ryan, I want to BE Tom Hanks in saving private ryan - only without the dying part.

    1. Re:Do we need more Vin Diesel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you go to a decent internet cafe and you get the best of both worlds. I don't understand the point of this whole article to be honest. At the internet cafe i frequent there are a bunch of high-performance PCs each with big monitors and 5.1 surround sound, all the latest mods/games are loaded up... There are also TVs that display either movies (The Matrix is a fave), TV (Jerry Springer is a fave and i ain't kidding), or in-game spectator mode. Music going in the background, colored lights overhead... Big fridge full of Jolt and other energy drinks, plus it's BYO if you want alcohol. Eat at the computer, etc, etc. This is the future people, this is what's going to kill the arcades once and for all. Competitions, money, it's got everything. And even chicks play, though mostly Warcraft and BF1942. But i play CS :->

    2. Re:Do we need more Vin Diesel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, AND, all this for about $1.50 an hour. I'm not sure where this company is getting the $10 idea from.

    3. Re:Do we need more Vin Diesel? by deathcloset · · Score: 1

      Yea, I agree with you (whomever thou art oh anonymous one) about the probable economic failure of a Big-Screen gaming theatre. I don't really see this big theater, bring your friends thing doing it. But my post is in reference to online gaming, hence the Nvidia.
      Online gaming is where it is at, not lan gaming (though quakecon is something of a different category, what with the thousands of dollars and 10s of women). The big screen? It will always be movies, perhaps even holographic 3d movies someday.
      But the television screen, now that is quick becoming a monitor.

  29. MOD PARENT UP!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats the funniest thing I've read all day!

  30. ESport, Cyberathlete? by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

    Usually the terms sport and athlete conjour up images of a finely tuned body, scuplted to be able to compete with the best of the best.

    So what is a finely tuned cyberathlete?

    * Power - two days, no shower, questionable underwear state
    * Endurance - body by Jolt
    * Agility - nimble fingers can swap weapons, load rockets all while dogding enemy fire
    * Natural Talent - doing the above in rear view mode

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    1. Re:ESport, Cyberathlete? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Two days? You've got to be kidding me.

      More like 2 weeks.

      It's too cold to change clothes man.

  31. Re:First Post by wwelles · · Score: 1

    HAHA.. you probably had the already written in notepad.. waiting for your time to pounce

    :)

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  32. Why? by Rew190 · · Score: 2

    Might be fun to try out, but for the price of a movie ticket you can rent two games and hang on to them for days instead of two hours. Besides, with XBox Live and PS2's online system, it doesn't strike me as necessary to pay a fee for player matchmaking. Sure, with this the players are actually physically there, but aren't the only people you want to be talking to your gaming buddies anyhow? And if that's the case why not just have all of them cover over to one geek's house and all play from there?

    1. Re:Why? by susano_otter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For the price of a movie ticket, I can rent two games, keep them all week, and play them alone in my living room.

      Since I generally hate people who are unlike me, this works out fine, and it's how I watch all my movies.

      But every once in a while, it'd be nice to head down to the local LAN party, hang out with people who are enough like me that I don't hate them too much, pick up a few games of whatever in an atmosphere of [cameraderie|easy-going competion|blind fury], and then roll on back home.

      Hell, I used to go to the cinema once or twice a week, back before everybody and their asshole started taking calls during the movie. Swap out "movie" for "LAN party", and I guarantee you that two hours there would be worth two games alone at home for a week.

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  33. Good to see you have your feet on the ground by wackybrit · · Score: 3, Funny

    have cute women be the waitresses. Think about it. What horny male gamer 21+ wouldn't like to game in a big comfy chair while an attractive woman brings them drinks and their success is trumpeted to all there? I'd be there in a heartbeat.

    Yeah, they could call it BOOTERS.

    I think you might be a tad over-optimistic with your idea. It sounds like a good idea, but really.. how many 'wonderful' things really exist out there?

    I'm sure lots of people would like cinemas where you got a blowjob from a beautiful woman throughout the film while being given free Jack Daniels refills, but they don't exist.

    1. Re:Good to see you have your feet on the ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You just don't go to the right cinemas!

    2. Re:Good to see you have your feet on the ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, those aren't women.

  34. Rocky Horror.... by trotski · · Score: 3, Funny

    "How 'bout some Sim Rocky Horror Online Saturday nights..."

    Hmmmmmm, how about not.

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  35. The cost of upgrading by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Gaming environments such as these will rely on having better and more hardware than home users have. How will this affect their business model when they have to upgrade their hardware every 6 months to be able to play the newest games? Also, will they be buying 20 to 30 licenses of every game that comes out that is heavily played? I am interested in the cost of sustaining such a complex focused at gaming.

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    1. Re:The cost of upgrading by Rew190 · · Score: 2

      The article implied that the gaming environment was composed of PS2s, GCs, and XBoxen; no direct reference to PCs (though the picture in the article showed one).

    2. Re:The cost of upgrading by tmortn · · Score: 1

      I doubt the hardware will be near as much an issue as the multi player aspect. The most popular FPS games are generally not reliant on current hardware as they develop a following over time. Establish a community intrested in playing each other without the limitation of internet gaming and these things ought to take off... I know I would rather pay for this than a movie ticket.

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    3. Re:The cost of upgrading by donglekey · · Score: 1

      All these mod points an every comment is rocketed to five. Nice sig. What up from vancouver, see ya the 18th.

    4. Re:The cost of upgrading by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1

      See ya the 18th. If you expect a computer for christmas you better check your email.

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  36. interesting by sirinek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Two things:

    1) $10 for 2 hours of gaming in a nice comfy theatre? What a steal! That would get a LOT of people interested.

    2) "The Sims"' primary demographic is "young males"???? Funny, though there are certainly many young males who enjoy The Sims, I find it is popular with everyone who DOESNT fit the young male stereotype (ie those who dont like FPS games, etc)

    siri

    1. Re:interesting by Apathetic1 · · Score: 1

      Blockquoth the poster:

      2) "The Sims"' primary demographic is "young males"???? Funny, though there are certainly many young males who enjoy The Sims, I find it is popular with everyone who DOESNT fit the young male stereotype (ie those who dont like FPS games, etc)

      Let me clarify for you:

      With The Sims ready to go online this month, it could open this up to a much larger audience than the "young males" they currently identify [in the article as the audience for this service].

      Here's the relevant quote:

      "Entertainment was focused on everybody but the 12-to 34-year-old male," Oren said. "While video was the fastest growing market in the world, it was basically being ignored by the entertainment industry."

      Parent +1 Insightful?

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  37. Re:In Soviet Russia! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm another guy, but I tried the demo and it was okay. I didn't enable the call-you-at-3am-or-at-work-with-threats feature, though. It was a neat idea. Of course, it's now defunct, so you can tell how successful it was. Oh yeah, at one point you had to dial a long distance number for a message, thankfully you could use some internet phone app to do that.

  38. Not a fancy arcade? by LinuxInDallas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article claims that this is not really a video arcade but I don't buy it. Other than the fact that they are using game consoles and have "executive leather chairs" how does this differ than an arcade? Sounds like a video arcade of the 21st century, but still an arcade.

    1. Re:Not a fancy arcade? by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      Dave&Busters is a fancy arcade. This is a different approach altogether.

      Just because both are trying to solve the same problem, doesn't make them the same thing.

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  39. the best app left out of the headnotes: by ender's_shadow · · Score: 1

    sports games -- esp football (more people to pay for the priviledge).

  40. In Soviet Russia... by Jonny+290 · · Score: 2

    Multi-Player Gaming Arena Morphs Into Theater!

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    1. Re:In Soviet Russia... by CrazyJoel · · Score: 1

      "Multi-Player Gaming Arena Morphs Into Theater!"

      That sounds a lot like machinima.

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    2. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Idolminds · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia...these jokes are over.

  41. Re:In Soviet Russia! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, I just thought of something. In order for that whole Soviet Russia comment to work with majestic, you would have to reverse it, so it would be like:

    In Soviet Russia, You Play It!

    Which would probably be the first case of that soviet russia comment ever making sense. Nice!

  42. Better, the Labor Department... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cull the super nerdy attendees and improve the job market for the rest of us...cough...true professionals.

  43. Barbie Dream Designer 9 by 56 · · Score: 1
    Man, Barbie Dream Designer 9 is all I EVER play, man. You can't get any better than that.

    -- reason

  44. Game Too Much. . .and Die! by D+iz+a+n+k+Meister · · Score: 1

    Great!! How long before more headlines like this?

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  45. This is exactly what I could use... by Kirby-meister · · Score: 2
    ...to demolish everybody in Super Smash Bros. Melee in when I'm not in college.

    My handle gives away my favorite character.

    I just hope this doesn't end up being like a lot of other things that identify themselves with videogaming but don't actually include anything without a HUD and a BFG or an arcade with someone doing a jump kick followed by a medium punch canceled into a dragon punch.

  46. Frag Yo Ass by TooTrueTroubs · · Score: 1

    The hardware-whingers and lag-bitches will need antother reason why their 133t skillz aren't working today.

  47. Rocky Horror Sims by i.r.id10t · · Score: 2, Funny


    I see you shiver with antici.....* AAAH LAG!! * pation!

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  48. Now we're getting lazy by Pean · · Score: 1

    When the gaming center opens in January, there also will be video screens of varying sizes hanging from the walls so gamers and spectators can view several different contests at once.

    Sweet, now I don't even have to play! I can pay to watch other people play!

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  49. Re:You'd like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I second that, what's up with these queers lately? Go back in your closet FREAK.

  50. Speaking of rocky horror and geeks by iamdrscience · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I found that saddest T-shirt ever on ebay once, it was a t-shirt somebody had made for the Commodore 64 Rocky Horror Picture Show game. I figure a shirt like that must appeal to about 6 people in the whole world.

    1. Re:Speaking of rocky horror and geeks by Compton+Q.+Groundhog · · Score: 1
      Ok, I'm one of them, and my buddy is probably one too. Who are the other four?

      - Compton Q. Groundhog
      • Founder, NIU RHPS Cast/Club (defunct)
      • Former member, Completely Crazy RHPS cast
      • Former member, Midnight Madness RHPS cast
      • Treasurer, SWRAP Commodore User Group
  51. Ugh, another thing I can't do.... by joel8x · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This sounds like it will be another case of Simulator Sickness on a grand scale for me. Anyone else who suffers from this knows that since the dawn of Doom, video gaming has been a nightmare for us. I used to play hours upon hours of video games when it was just nice side-scrolling or over-the-head aspects. Now after about 40 seconds of Unreal I'm ready to pass out. The majority of games that come out now that are worth anything are 3D, and I can only manage to play very few of them.

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    1. Re:Ugh, another thing I can't do.... by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

      I remember when i first started on 3d games, mechwarrior 2, terminal velocity, descent. I was allways whipping my head around for god knows what reason. I couldn't play for more than 20 minutes w/o a stiff neck for days afterward.

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    2. Re:Ugh, another thing I can't do.... by SageLikeFool · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can't remember where, but I recall American Mcgee (creator of Alice, Level Designer on Doom2, Quake2 and maybe a few other id games) saying that FPS games such as the ones he made levels for gave him motion sickness/simulator sickness. His solution was to make the viewing area as small as possible (usually done by pressing the "-" key in many games). Most FPS games that I know of allow you to do this. I doubt making the view smaller will help everybody, but it may be worth a try if you experience this.

    3. Re:Ugh, another thing I can't do.... by Star+Stealing+Girl · · Score: 1

      Thanks for posting that link. I recently bought Metroid Prime for my gamecube and was very discouraged when I could only play for 20 minutes before becoming so nauseated I'd have to turn it off and lie down. That's just playing a FPS on my little 27" tv...I can't imagine trying it on a movie screen. Disaster waiting to happen!

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  52. 5 on 5 by Pean · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now something I think would be cool would to hook up some EASports NBA Live or NBA2k3 on multitap. If you can sit in a big theatre and play a pickup basketball game on a huge screen with 9 other people, I think it can be pretty decent. I don't know about everyone else, but I'm fscking out of shape and white. Plus, it would be cool to drink (if you could) during it.

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  53. The Catch by SmartGamer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'd observe that there's a little problem with this theory: a lot of people won't pay 1/5 the cost of a game just to play it for two hours with people they know. Perhaps for 2h. with people they don't- but then, that's what netplay is for.

    A version which would be far more likely to be succesful would be where the games are exclusive to the "gamevie halls-" not released to the public yet, and it won't be until it goes out of the game theatres. (Sort of like movies that go to home video, as opposed to those released to video the day they go to the movie theatre. Which gets a better turnout?)

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    1. Re:The Catch by fgb · · Score: 1

      I would think just the opposite would be true. People would want to play games in private until they reached a certain level of proficiency in order to avoid being embarrased in public.

    2. Re:The Catch by SmartGamer · · Score: 1

      You have a point, but ask it to yourself. Would You Rather:

      1. Spend $10.00 (plus tax) to go to a rennovated theatre and play a game that you already own at home for a limited time, but you're good at it and know you'll do great

      2. Spend $10.00 (plus tax) to go to a rennovated theatre and play a game that is not availible through any other legal channel, knowing you've never played it before (unless you've gone before) and aren't sure what you're in for, so you might stink in public at something new

      Both sides have pros and cons. I'd expect #2 to be the more popular mentality, which therefore is the more profitible path; however, I also see the "I don't want to stink in public" mentality you pointed out.

      Which would do better? I honestly don't know. It's an experiment that should be tried someday by a large company; while I would not pay $10.00 to play a game I already own, I do not know if I am in the majority.

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    3. Re:The Catch by ottffssent · · Score: 3, Interesting

      1. Spend $10.00 (plus tax) to go to a rennovated theatre and play a game that you already own at home for a limited time, but you're good at it and know you'll do great

      2. Spend $10.00 (plus tax) to go to a rennovated theatre and play a game that is not availible through any other legal channel, knowing you've never played it before (unless you've gone before) and aren't sure what you're in for, so you might stink in public at something new


      I think you're asking the wrong questions. Would you rather

      1) spend $1000+ per year keeping your hardware top-notch or
      2) spend $10 every now and then for a quick game?

      The people asking this set of questions are the ones they're targeting.
    4. Re:The Catch by SmartGamer · · Score: 1

      You're right.

      I agree that you most certainly have a point. If I just want to try a game- or if it's a game that sure, I like, but I don't want to mess with upgrading my system for it- I would pay the $10.00 instead of a Whole Bunch to upgrade my system.

      Actually, I already do it. My system is off the charts of lame, now. No 3D card, PII, "only" 40GB HD space, etc. I make no efforts to remain top of the line.

      Perhaps the best strategy would be middle-of-the-road. Such a "gamedome" (I would not be surprised if that's what the real name or term becomes) could have both exclusive games and old favorites- play what you can't get, play what you don't get, play what you know and kick the butt of people you don't.

      Doing either alone would probably be a mistake, actually. Do both- while the costs would be higher, I'd expect the profit increase to be much, much greater than the cost increase.

      Not that we have anything to compare it to.

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  54. One word...Braggin' Rights. by Bonewalker · · Score: 1

    Ok, so it was two words. If they start offering tournaments and prizes, they'll draw a few folks. Hell, I remember going to my one and only Sci-Fi convention and playing in a Commodore 64 Pac-Man-type tournament (clearly I have dated myself) and kicking everyone's butt by about a zillion points. I got...a hat. But damn that felt good. Strutted around like the cock of the walk for the rest of the con.

  55. It's been done before by Tuffnut · · Score: 1

    Check out this place:
    http://www.iplay.ca

  56. Of course it can be worth it by GuruJ · · Score: 1

    The point is, my gaming fellows, is that *not* everyone regularly attends LAN parties, nor does everyone want to go through the hassle of:

    Unplugging, packing, transporting, unpacking, plugging, setting up, PLAYING (finally!), packing, transporting home, unpacking, plugging, and setting up back at home.

    THAT is one of the reasons why I have never been particularly attracted to LAN parties. However, getting to go to a place where all the work has already been done is a much more enticing proposition.

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  57. Wrong by Wesley+Willis · · Score: 0

    The movie DID feature SMB3 and the Power Glove, but in two totally separate parts of the movie. The rival of Fred Savage's character, Lucas, showed off the Power Glove by playing Rad Racer. Then later at the end of the movie, they play SMB3, but this is on regular controllers. Rock over London Rock on Chicago Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions

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  58. Looking at the mockup.. by EvilBastard · · Score: 2

    If that's really what it looks like, what are they going to be playing on the screen ?

    Recordings of previous games ? For chrisstake, that would beat out Arnold Rimmer's Risk Story for boredom.

    Current Games ? Gee, well I guess I'd have to choose a seat where I can see the main screen while playing. Give a little bit of an edge. Who needs cheats when your opponents screen is being projected at 20 x 14 foot resolution above their head.

    1. Re:Looking at the mockup.. by I.+M.+Bur · · Score: 1

      Actually this happend on one of the Counter-Strike tournaments here - It was in the middle of a round, when the guy who was spectating and commenting (is that the word?) the game said to the public something like "The Terrorists don't have enough money in this round, so they will have to do with pistols only". At that moment, the opposing team stopped defending and simply hunted them down. Guesses if that guy commented any more games are up to the reader :)

  59. Agreed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But day? More like *week*.

  60. And I'd go to this why? by Kris_J · · Score: 3, Insightful
    This coming Sunday myself and up to 7 friends will be playing Diablo II all day. I wouldn't comment, except that I appear to be the target audience. Not only do I get to play for as long as I like, while consuming food and drink I like, I get to play a classic game that's unlikely to ever find its way into one of these theatre dealies and one that's colaberative, not combative.

    Places like this theatre are just going to fill up with the same sort of arseholes that ruin Internet Cafes.

    1. Re:And I'd go to this why? by IxnayOnTheIxnay · · Score: 1

      I'd say no, you are not the target audience. People who don't know how to set up a LAN, or people who don't know enough other people to have private gatherings, or people with homes too small for large gatherings, are the target. If you can do this at home, you are not the target audience.

  61. Wrong by Wesley+Willis · · Score: 0

    There was a part in the movie where they call the Nintendo Hotline, but that is to prepare for the championships and only dealt with games they knew about. At the end when they whip out SMB3, they feature it as a new game that noone has ever played before. And then Fred and the girl are like "New Game? What? Nobody said anything about a new game!"

    Anyway, the autistic kid just found the whistle "somehow".

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  62. North Pier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you meant North Pier

  63. This will absolutely fail by teamhasnoi · · Score: 3, Funny
    I will not and no one else will relearn how to play FPS games with their Bizzaro-World keyboard and mouse setup.

    MASTERKILLA - "Fragged again?! WTF! It's my keyboard and mouse! They're all F*CKED an backwards!!"

    0WNZU - "5ur3 th3y 4r3, LAM3RZ! w0ot!!!! 1 rU!3 t1M3 4nD 5P@C3!!!! U SUxxx00rs B4D!!!!!!!!!!!"

  64. In KGB's Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....theatre morphs YOU into arena! What a coun-try!

  65. Why only LAN parties in US? by iamr00t · · Score: 2, Informative

    It amazes me that there is so much difference between USA and some other countries...

    Back in Russia and Korea (slashdot reported this wired article a while ago, look for baang word) they are so popular.
    In fact, I used to work in one in Moscow. They are called gaming clubs back there. Huge market.

    The funny thing is the economy... I mean one hour costs from 0.5 to 1.5 US$ back there and there are always people there (some regulars too), even if they have computer at home. Most of the market is covered by small clubs though, 20 or so computers with average hardware (for a gaming machine) and internet access.

    Back here in USA all you have is internet cafes, and you really can't find one... people do LAN parties, but that's it.

    I am not sure if that is the reason for World Computer Games results (if you even know what that is)

    1. Re:Why only LAN parties in US? by StuartFreeman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, don't be so hard on the US, we took the bronze in QuakeIII Arena.

      Maybe I should start playing CounterStrike on foreign servers...

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  66. Ever go to Dave & Busters? by Spoing · · Score: 2
    Dave & Busters is an adult/teen bar/arcade. Most games are multi-player, and the whole thing looks like Vegas.

    The equipment there is not replaced every 6 months. Much of it is inferior to my modest Athlon 600 with a 1 year old video card.

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  67. Couldn't have picked a better place myself by rmckeethen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If this is going to succeed anywhere, San Diego's Gaslamp district is probably one of the better places to start. I live in San Diego, and I can tell you that the Pacific Theater is dead center of one of the biggest party zones outside of Los Angeles. Add that to the very high local population of 18 to 24-year olds from all the local colleges, universities and the Navy and Marine bases, and you've got what looks like a good chance of making a buck or two.

    Personally, I wish them success. I wouldn't mind giving it a try myself. It will be interesting to see just what they've got set up come January.

  68. "not everyone was geeks or zit faced teenagers" by frenetic3 · · Score: 1
    There are alot of mid 30's-40's adults that attend the lans Ive gone to.

    i think you still get the same number of virgins per square foot :)

    take the geeks and zits and just add beer guts and facial hair.

    god damn. i'd laugh, if it weren't real. :)

    *sigh*
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    1. Re:"not everyone was geeks or zit faced teenagers" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      take my picture down, fscktard. you know who this is.

  69. Perhaps at one time by Malicious · · Score: 1
    When i was 14, and didn't own my own PC, this would have appealed to me in a large fashion. However, at this day and age, my own PC has such an allure to it. I mean, I'm far more dangerous with my own mouse/keyboard/chair/monitor/videocard. Anything else would seem alien. I'll stick to broadband for my multiplaying games.

    On a bit of a side while same note, haven't people been suggesting recently, that with the way home theaters are going these days, that the Cinema [10 years or so]is soon to be an endangeres species? Who wants to pay $10 to sit in a crowded theater with people drooling on you, and talking all around you, while you get jacked on Popcorn/Drink prices, when you can sit at home, and watch a better quality version of the Movie on your home theater, in full surround. It should be the same theory with Games. Who's going to want to put up with that, when your own system and a broadband connection offers the same thing?

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    1. Re:Perhaps at one time by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 1
      The same people who walk over to Blockbuster and rent a DVD, rather than waiting for it to download from one of those new pay per click sites.
      Or those who go to theaters rather than rent DVD's. Going to the video store or a movie is an event, and something to look forward to. They offer unique advantages over home-based experiences like TV and rented flicks. That's why despite the appearence of more and more home-based entertainment, the market for movies is still strong.

      That being said, this interests me not. But if I were into online gaming at all, I would go.

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  70. Uh oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something tells me this isn't exactly going to be as good as they hope. I can understand the charm of being able to sit in chairs so expensive that I never would have been able to sit in except at the stores, but do you -really- care what kind of chair you sit in while you frag your best friend? I used to sit in a wooden stool for over two hours straight while my friend and I played Doom co-op mode and "accidently" killed each other.

  71. brilliant by katalyst · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a brilliant concept. There was a 3d game called Chasm-The Rift, which enabled the server to actually split the display into 4 quadrants , so that one could see the players fragging each other - i guess it was ahead of its time. I wonder how they are gonna make the costing work ; will they charge the same as a movie ticket for 2 hrs of gameplay? And why only consoles ? Why not PCs ? I guess we'll have publishers like EA sponsering events, with banners (and maybe pompom girls) all over the place. I'd be spending the better part of my weekend at such a venue !!!!

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  72. Virtual World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're thinking of Virtual World. They tried this with a couple of games: MechWarrior and Red Planet. Very cool, kinda expensive.

    Virtual World gave up on running the sites and went into the hardware business. They've sold their hardware to some Dave & Busters and other gaming places. You can check their site out to see where the games have moved to.

  73. We have this in Kuwait for 3 years by slovin8 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You pay 2KD per hour (about $6) and you can frag as much as you want. These shops (refered to locally as "dungeons") are quite popular and most of them run 24hours. Though, I've only seen them running counter strike and few strategy games thus far.

  74. Re:Morph Into This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell is that?

  75. It didn't go out of business.. by raehl · · Score: 2

    It moved to Fox Valley Mall in Aurora. It may have gone out of business AFTER that, I don't know. I do still have my mechwarrior ID card around somewhere.

    So no, this isn't new, HOWEVER...

    I'm actually going to (this makes me feel young) a Mechwarrior IV party in a couple weeks. Still need to buy the game so I can. We're all going to be carting our computers over there and networking them together.

    I think people would pay $8 to NOT have to cart over their computers, get the immersive cockpit experience that the Battletech center offerred, and be able to have parties with their friends.

    Lord only knows how many tokens I've dropped in that infernal Star Wars machine at the arcade.

  76. Oh, Rocky! by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1

    How 'bout some Sim Rocky Horror Online Saturday nights...

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  77. how innovative of them by tabby · · Score: 1

    um, I live in Brisbane Australia and in the CDB alone there are at least three places with 50-100 machines with comfy seats, broadband, food and the latest games.

    Whats the big deal? Oh I see they have a big spectator screen. Who is going to be watching? Are you going to charge people to watch other people play? It is not the same as conventional sport. Watching gamers is only interesting for other gamers. How much football do you think there would be on TV if only pro players enjoyed watching it?

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  78. counter-strike by plasm4 · · Score: 0

    doesn't sound quite as nice as going to my local korea town and slowly having my brain waste away at $2.00 an hour. then again at least I won't get shot

  79. I had this idea years ago by ReaperEB-Moo · · Score: 1

    Back in the late 80's and early 90's I had this idea, but was lacking in startup funds. Had plans to have a few scattered sites at first and linked them together so you could have Clan vs Clan type events... but alas like all my ideas, someone else beat me to it.. I still have one little feather in my cap... its a combination chickenwing/brothel type place.... had cooks lined up (like that was hard), just had to get the female talent... this one would and still is a gold mine.. unlike the failed "Baglady relocation program" that was started a few years back.

    1. Re:I had this idea years ago by C+Roth · · Score: 1

      When I was living in Gainesville, Florida we used to go to this bar that had this satellite trvia game. They'd plop a little console on your desk and you'd play it against other people in the bar or other bars, it was a blast. Technology is such that if someone could devise a similiar portable wireless console type of device that could play Mech Warrior and the like, something like that might take off.

  80. You forgot the Cyrix solution by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 2

    Get an old Cyrix chip and a regular PCI video card.

    Once you get UT down to about 2 - 3 frames per second I'm sure you won't have any 'simulator sickness' problems.

    Personally, Decent was the only one that really got me confused. (I'd keep trying to "flip the world" in my head to figure out which why my ship was flying.)

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  81. Cyber cafe's by MAXXXPOWER · · Score: 1

    This looks like a larger version of the Cyber cafe. When I was in Australia, I noticed alot of these places. $2 Australian per hour ($1.00 American) counter-strike, Half-life, etc., etc.

  82. It's being done here in Argentina right now! by Txurlo · · Score: 1

    Hey, I live in Buenos Aires, the capital of a backwards country from the backwaters of the Southamerican Hemisphere.

    We have *TONS* of places like this. OK, not with a 'movie theater' setup, but there are lots of LAN gaming places, where you can play Counter Strike, Jedi Knight or whatever it's hot nowadays (I suck at FPSs). Actually, they have some RTSs too, like Starcraft or Age of Empires.

    The things is, we had a big big devaluation of our currency last January, so the prices of new PCs became prohibitive. So a lot of people are rushing to these places to game. *AND* check the Internet, since all of them have net access.

    They charge like USD 0.30 an hour, and you see children, teenagers and some grownups all the time. :)

    So, is this thing you're talking about any different from these places?

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  83. this is already big in asia... by zonker · · Score: 0

    i'm surprised nobody has mentioned this already, but this is big in asia. in fact in hong kong they have big tournaments for games like lineage that are played in big stadium theatres and broadcast on national television. gaming in asia is taken a lot more seriously than it is in the united states...

  84. This video game sucks without audience partici by Aciel · · Score: 1

    pation.

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