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  1. They can't argue that I can spell intelligent (nt) on Can You Create An Intelligent Haiku Generator? · · Score: 1

    nt

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
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  2. They can't argue it's not intelleigent on Can You Create An Intelligent Haiku Generator? · · Score: 1

    ...'cause I know people who respond to everything like this too. (not in haiku form, but you know what I mean) Therefore it passes the Turing test.

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  3. New form on Can You Create An Intelligent Haiku Generator? · · Score: 1

    He was just writing a Hukai

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  4. This one's easy on Can You Create An Intelligent Haiku Generator? · · Score: 1

    ...doesn't anyone realize that 575 is a computer program?

    Slashdot. Number 1 news site in readership among bots.

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  5. Re:Space, The Final Frontier... on The Oldest Knives In The Solar System · · Score: 1

    Hey, isn't all the metal on Earth that's heavier than Lead or so from Supernova residue anyhow? Wouldn't that be pretty old too? Actually, isn't it all the same age, and just tossed around for a while longer? Hey, why not harass a comet and sell dirty ice while you're at it? Capitalist pigdogs...

    This would probably be the appropriate time to bring up my plan to mine the sun. See, being as it's in the middle of a star that's where all heavy elements are formed. The trick is you just blow it up. The problem is you've only got a few seconds before Earth is spacedust and your stuff is worthless. Oh well, can't win 'em all...

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  6. nah, I'm thinking more like... on IBM To Demo Crusoe Thinkpad · · Score: 1

    ...OS/9

    (lameness filter bypass, please ignore)



    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  7. Obvious next step on IBM To Demo Crusoe Thinkpad · · Score: 2

    After Crusoe Transmeta's next chip will have only one transistor and implement the rest through software.

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  8. Evolution on Gnutella VBS Worm · · Score: 1

    It's reached the stage where the sum of the computing power of the world has become so complex that bugs and other random events evolve into malicious virii roughly 1/10000000 times and these virii then evolve upon encountering more bugs and random slip-ups and so it progresses.

    Pretty soon we'll have fully sentient a-life floating around online. In the form of email worms reading "I love you!".

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  9. American Civil War, Part II on Criminal Libel, Free Speech And The Net · · Score: 1

    Somebody grab the Popcorn...

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  10. someone should make a song called... on Do-It-Yourself Sue Napster Software · · Score: 1

    "Fuck Mettalica".mp3
    then when they try to log your IP
    ban you
    and list it in court
    you get to sue their asses off. And I'll be laughing mine off.

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  11. I'll bet it's just a joke on Is the POST Method Patented? · · Score: 1

    This dude is probably just making fun of Amazon w/ this post thing. And laughing his arse off that ppl are taking it so seriously.
    ==)


    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  12. TRS-80 UNIX? on EBay Pulls MS Auctions, Neutralizes Complaints · · Score: 1

    Speaking of which, does anybody know where I could find a variant of UNIX for the TRS-80? Or even if such a thing exists? I'm looking to add a couple points to my hacker purity test score. (for have you ever paged/swapped to a tape drive, and have you ever used two or more OS's on the TRS-80).

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  13. All religions do that on eBay E-Meter Auctions Yanked · · Score: 1

    The only religion I can think of which doesn't do these things you accuse scientology of doing which I can think of offhand is Bhuddism. And some other eastern ones but I would call those more philosophies than religions.

    Face it: religion is brainwashing. Christianity exists to advance power structures of the ppl who feed it to you. Jesus would not believe in christianity if he were alive to see it, any more than he would endorse scientology.

    In fact, I would say from your examples that the lying is worse on the christian side. Every day of my life I see christians attacking whatever is non-christian or does not agree with their beliefs just because they don't like it. But they pretend to "love their enemies" and "turn the other cheek". And throughout history men of the cloth have grown fat out of the coffers of their congregations. And I see it go on today. At least hubbard admits that money is his objective.

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  14. Re:FUCK YOU!! LEARN SOME GRAMMER YOU FUCK FACE!!! on Potato-Powered Web Server · · Score: 1

    Putting a comma between "This" and "is excusable," however, is inexcusable.

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  15. No I haven't on Slashback V: Espionage, Midwifery, Intrusion · · Score: 1

    NOTE: By reading this post, you have agreed to run around the room which you are currently in, flapping your arms, and sqawking like a chicken.

    Was it shrink-wrapped?

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  16. I do. on Seagram Declares War On Napster · · Score: 1

    Thank you very much.
    It's quite nice down here.
    Got me ISDN, a warm firepit and a bunch of comfy rocks.

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  17. Re:What about reciprocity? on The Few, The Proud, The Geeks · · Score: 1

    I'm an engineer with some geek tendencies, but I can't program my way out of a wet paper bag.

    I can't program my way out of a wet paper bag either. I think that's one of those things you have to do yourself.

    Unless of course you've got a giant robotic arm mounted attached to your computer. But most of us don't, so I'd say you're on par with the average programmer.

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  18. No 's not! on House To Hold Hearing On Napster · · Score: 1

    anybody w/ a three-letter name in all caps starting with a double-u has to be in favor of taking my freedom away, don't you agree?

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  19. Re:It's our own fault if this gets through on House To Hold Hearing On Napster · · Score: 1

    Contact your congressman!

    phhhbt! You and I both know they don't give a dink what we think. We have to blame ourselves for having the damned congresspersons!
    Politics are far too important to be left to politicians. Overthrow your congressman!

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  20. you got this shit a little bit ass-backwards dude on Microsoft Asks Slashdot To Remove Readers' Posts · · Score: 1

    You can't just wait for a law to be thrown out. There has to be a case of somebody actually breaking the law, which makes it to the supreme court, (and clearly demonstrates why the law is stupid) for them to declare it invalid. So if we all think a law is invalid but we all go around following it it will never get declared unconstitutional in any official capacity and we will be following it forever.

    You have to decide that a law is wrong, and that you are going to go against it, for it to change.

    Because the GPL represents Free Speech, DMCA represents Corporate Censorship. big difference.

    Oh, so if I was some big company, and you were some developer of GPLd software, then I would be expected to respect your rights, while you should be allowed to tramp all over mine? That hardly seems fair. We can not claim protection from the law if we don't respect the law ourselves.


    Yeh, but censorship is unconstitutional and free speech is the most important part of the 1st ammendment. So how does your argument about following the law go again?

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  21. that's not "squatting" on Network Solutions "Owns" Your Domain Name! · · Score: 1

    fyi:
    "squatting" is a term which means taking over, using or settling on territory which is not yours. It has to belong to somebody else and not have been payed by you to be squatted. Since domain name "squatters" as you call them have rightfully paid for their domains in the same manner as anybody else they can hardly be considered squatting and have as much right to the domain names as anybody.

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  22. Who do they think they're catching? on Gnutella's Wall Of Shame? · · Score: 1

    When they tell you on the web page that it's fake kiddie porn, the addresses they grab aren't going to be the I.P.'s of any pedophiles, obviously. So what the hell are they trying to prove?

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  23. Easy... on Employers Logging Keystrokes-What Can You Do? · · Score: 1

    just don't type anything.


    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  24. Re:Fun fun fun on Gnutella's Wall Of Shame? · · Score: 1

    ...on what charge, smartass?

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?

  25. mod this up on Shut Down Metallica, Not Napster · · Score: 1

    This one's insightful...
    not that it bring's anything terribly new into the mix, but it's well put.

    Ever get the impression that your life would make a good sitcom?
    Ever follow this to its logical conclusion: that your life is a sitcom?