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  1. You've got to be kidding me. on Group Asks Gov't to Crack Down on Product Placement · · Score: 1

    What was that noise? Oh. That was the noise of the entire slashdot readership rolling their eyes.

    Normally I wouldn't presume to speak for all of us.

    Perhaps they should start complaining when they have an example of an actual bad thing that happened, and then show how regulation could and should prevent it.

    If HBO wants to show all it's characters living it up with Perrier-Jouet champagne, that's up to them. Hell. They even show a character drunk on Perrier-Jouet stick her head out of a limosine and die. Is that a good enough warning for you? Where's an example of a product placed and used in a fashion that would cause someone to buy it with false expectations?

  2. Re:They are out there... on Have You Personally Used an Honest Head Hunter? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tell us Vince's last name. I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

  3. Re:Futurama on Track a Soda Can with GPS? · · Score: 1

    Will it give people cancer/make them sterile too?

    Plain Coke works fine for that anyway.

    KIDDING! I'm kidding. Jesus.

  4. Re:He supplies alternative styles on Designing With Web Standards · · Score: 1

    Took me three seconds the first time I saw his site, and I wasn't looking for it.

  5. Re:A delicate question to US readers on SCO's Roadshow Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    As crazy as Mormons may be, there's no way to call them a cult without calling every religion a cult.

  6. Re:A delicate question to US readers on SCO's Roadshow Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    Yeah. See, this is the kind of bullshit we have to deal with if we want to talk about religion in public.

    Just because you'd like to be nice doesn't make Mormons less crazy. They believe their magical underoos will protect them from physical harm. C'mon, dude. That's funny.

  7. Re:Application maturity on Adobe Releases Updated Creative Suite · · Score: 1

    Yeah. I didn't mean to pay it any compliments.

  8. Re:hmm.. practical applications.. on Turn Your GBA Into A Game Console · · Score: 1

    perhaps one could use units like this to demonstrate gba games..

    Except that for most demonstration purposes, the GameCube GBA Player is a better solution. This is only slightly more portable than the gamecube + gba player + mini television.

    a bit polishing though.. but at least it would be an eyecatcher for sure.

    Eyecatcher in that "Living mother of God! My eyes! My eyes!" sort of way.

  9. Re:Application maturity on Adobe Releases Updated Creative Suite · · Score: 1

    The biggest victim of application maturity is Autodesk. AutoCAD has had nowhere to go for a long time now.

  10. Re:No fun in online games on Why Online Gaming Isn't As Fun As It Should Be · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They're not talking about MMORPGs. Back before everquest, there used to be games that you could play online for free.

  11. Re:Where's CleverNickName when you need him. on World's Strongest Magnetic Field Is Demonstrated · · Score: 1

    Yeah. I figured that. That even occured to me when I first watched the show at the age of 12.

    Further evidence that Star Trek was crappy before Voyager. We just didn't know any better.

  12. Re:Where's CleverNickName when you need him. on World's Strongest Magnetic Field Is Demonstrated · · Score: 1

    Ack. According to this dude, it isn't Wesley that says it. It's some romantic interest talking to him:

    "Careful. That'll suck all the iron out of your bloodstream."

    Always struck me as hilarious bullshit. Anyone know if that's possible? Is the iron in your blood polar and magnetic, or is it part of some larger molecule?

  13. Where's CleverNickName when you need him. on World's Strongest Magnetic Field Is Demonstrated · · Score: 1

    Wesley: Careful with that. It'll rip the iron right out of your bloodstream.

    (P.S. I couldn't find the exact quote online. But I did discover that there is no more depressing thing than ST Voyager based fan fiction. Some of them have completely perfected the stilted dialog. Eugh.)

  14. Re:Online Gaming Improvements on Why Online Gaming Isn't As Fun As It Should Be · · Score: 1

    How did Tribes 2 get fucked up? I never played, but it always seemed rad, so I'm curious.

  15. How disappointing. on MS Psychologist on How We Read · · Score: 1

    I am disappointed that Kevin Larson and RenderMonkey so casually disregarded my post to slashdot from the last story:

    Many of our internal language comprehension algorithms seem to be ruled by stacks.

    No, I'm not trying to say that we're a giant push-down-automata. There are various intermediaries between a push-down-automata and a full Turing machine. Some of the observable bottlenecks in human speech seem to suggest that we've got some kind of stack-based automata doing our language processing. Something like the "Bottom-up embedded push-down automata."

    It would make plenty of sense that due to our habit of reading left to right, when reading a long word with reversed internal letters, we'd have to push every single letter. By the time we get to the second to last letter, we have some hope of popping and interpretting the word, but all our buffers are blown already. Too much of our language processing logic is occupied.

    If it's a simple jumble, then there's fewer letters we need to push into the stack before we can start popping and understanding the words. If you have trouble with the whole word, you can start working on the next word, interpret that, and then keep popping use that information to guide your interpretation of the first word.

    This makes sense, really. I swear. Someone tell me they follow what I'm saying.

  16. Change the "click" wav on Practical Jokes on Co-Workers? · · Score: 1

    I totally forget where windows stores that .wav file. The one that gets played every fucking time you click on a link in IE.

    Well, replace that with something obscene.

  17. Re:Ion drive is cool, but... on European Moon Mission Ready for Launch · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Duh. That's the only way you can stop something in space.

    I just don't see the huge speed benefit to the ion drive if they've got to do their deceleration as soon as they hit their halfway point. Even if their required mass is very low.

  18. Re:Ion drive is cool, but... on European Moon Mission Ready for Launch · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I was thinking... constant acceleration over the whole trip isn't exactly going to work when you smack into mars at a few thousand miles per hour.

    If they do gradual deceleration, I can't see how they'd get such a huge time improvement. And with an ion drive only, they'd have to do it just as gradually as they started.

  19. Re:367kg isn't that light, really on European Moon Mission Ready for Launch · · Score: 1

    Isn't this thing supposed to land on the moon and take off again, though?

  20. Re:Ion drive is cool, but... on European Moon Mission Ready for Launch · · Score: 1

    Huh. Then how would they slow down once they got to Mars? Would they have much more powerfull thrusters for landing?

  21. Re:Another low bandwidth X solution on Proxy Servers Lighten Up X · · Score: 1

    Heh. "Lossy" event handling?

    What do they offer over VNC?

    I mean, for all that money, I'm sure there's something.

  22. Re:all in one? really? on Nokia 7600 All-in-One Phone · · Score: 1

    CDMA phones are widely considered to have superior call quality than GSM phones.

    So, if you're used to GSM phones, then you could use this thing on its WCDMA band and perhaps get better quality call sound.

  23. Language Counter Example Blows Your Buffers on Slashback: Card, Fortran, Legibility · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Many of our internal language comprehension algorithms seem to be ruled by stacks.

    No, I'm not trying to say that we're a giant push-down-automata. There are various intermediaries between a push-down-automata and a full Turing machine. Some of the observable bottlenecks in human speech seem to suggest that we've got some kind of stack-based automata doing our language processing. Something like the "Bottom-up embedded push-down automata."

    It would make plenty of sense that due to our habit of reading left to right, when reading a long word with reversed internal letters, we'd have to push every single letter. By the time we get to the second to last letter, we have some hope of popping and interpretting the word, but all our buffers are blown already. Too much of our language processing logic is occupied.

    If it's a simple jumble, then there's fewer letters we need to push into the stack before we can start popping and understanding the words. If you have trouble with the whole word, you can start working on the next word, interpret that, and then keep popping use that information to guide your interpretation of the first word.

    This makes sense, really. I swear. Someone tell me they follow what I'm saying.

  24. Re:Holy crap that thing's ugly on Dell Announces New Music Player, Download Service · · Score: 1

    I know. But in the un-Jobs years, Apple's marketting was horrible.

    They forgot why people should have a Mac. It was crap.

  25. Re:Holy crap that thing's ugly on Dell Announces New Music Player, Download Service · · Score: 1

    In more serious news, Dell will need to have Apple's marketing savvy to have Apple's success, and I don't think they do.

    Heh. Somehow the conditioning hasn't worn off from the dark years. You say "Apple's marketing savvy," and I still think, "oxymoron."