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Group Asks Gov't to Crack Down on Product Placement

Buck Mulligan writes "The rise of commercial-skipping Tivo has resulted in greater reliance on "product placement," and Commercial Alert has filed a petition (pdf) with the Federal Trade Commission urging the agency to crack down on the practice. Gary Ruskin of Commercial Alert writes: "The interweaving of advertising and programming has become so routine that television networks now are selling to advertisers a measure of control over aspects of their programming. Some programs are so packed with product placements that they are approaching the appearance of infomercials. The head of a company that obtained repeated product placements actually called one such program 'a great infomercial.' Yet these programs typically lack the disclosure required of infomercials to uphold honesty and fair dealing.""

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  1. Just don't look. by Whammy666 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Kill their ratings and it will stop. Simple. Besides, it has Paul Anka's guarantee.

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    1. Re:Just don't look. by DaveSchool · · Score: 4, Funny

      Guarantee void in Tennesee.

    2. Re:Just don't look. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boycott? Are you joking? This is Turddot, the site where hypocracy reigns and the people here are too weak to cut free from their infor^Wentertainment IV tubes.

    3. Re:Just don't look. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ah, the classic "don't buy from X and they'll stop" approach. That doesn't work very well if you're in the minority.

      And considering that many, many viewers are teens who probably use the product placement as a form of guidance, I think those in the dissent will be in the minority.

    4. Re:Just don't look. by Crispen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nothing satisfies like the rich, warm aroma of a fresh cup of Sanka.

      Oh, wait. You said Paul Anka.

      Nevermind.

    5. Re:Just don't look. by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Ah, the classic "don't buy from X and they'll stop" approach. That doesn't work very well if you're in the minority. And considering that many, many viewers are teens who probably use the product placement as a form of guidance, I think those in the dissent will be in the minority.

      I really don't see how this applies. I can see complaining if a favorite, quality program is aired in a 2-to-1 ratio to advertisements (10 minutes program, 5 minutes commercial, repeat--I've barely sat through some like that), but if the program itself is annoyingly-packed with advertisements, do you really want to watch it?

      This seems a lot like complaining to a regulatory body because your favorite program's plots were becoming increasingly lame. Watch something else, already.

    6. Re:Just don't look. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      I don't even watch TV.

      As a better example, since when did voting solve technopolitical issues?

    7. Re:Just don't look. by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Cool move. I've also opted out of TV (3 years) and radio (10 years) due to them both sucking big time. I have so much more time these days :-)

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    8. Re:Just don't look. by EverDense · · Score: 1

      Cool move. I've also opted out of TV (3 years) and radio (10 years) due to them both sucking big time. I have so much more time these days :-)

      Yeah, but how do you know if you're "Cool" ?

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    9. Re:Just don't look. by dbday · · Score: 1

      I think I know where you're coming from.

    10. Re:Just don't look. by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Kill their ratings and it will stop. Simple. Besides, it has Paul Anka's guarantee.

      Um, Nielsen doesn't happen to be using me in one of their surveys at the moment; nobody will know whether I watch or not. Got a better idea?

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    11. Re:Just don't look. by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and just look at those TV producers bowing to your whim. Heck, why are you even reading this article, you've obviously have already given up.

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    12. Re:Just don't look. by binarybum · · Score: 2, Funny

      but if the program itself is annoyingly-packed with advertisements, do you really want to watch it?

      No, not at all, but people will watch anything. Have you ever been in one of those awful awkward social situations where people are watching the WB? In such cases I usually feel like gouging my eyes out, but don't only because it would be impolite and distracting to the group if someone had to clean up the mess. It might be nice if at the very least the misery of these situations wasn't compounded by terrible ad placements that the drooling WB crowd seems to be oblivious to (although they do develop a unexplained craving for Sprite Remix and the latest line of Gap brand earmuffs).

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    13. Re:Just don't look. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus, cry me a river.

      "WAAAHHH!!! They're drinking Coke on that mindless sitcom! Big mommy gub'ment come stop them WAAAH!!! I've got sand in my pussy and it itches WWWAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

      God damn, grow some balls.

    14. Re:Just don't look. by badasscat · · Score: 1

      Cool move. I've also opted out of TV (3 years) and radio (10 years) due to them both sucking big time. I have so much more time these days :-)

      I read an article about you the other day. You seem like a pretty cool guy.

    15. Re:Just don't look. by Technician · · Score: 1

      Maybe they are trying to stop TV from becomming dead. All the lowest common denominatior stuff out now filled with drivel has just about killed TV for me. Other than pay-TV, there is nothing on is the rule. I generaly watch less then 3 hours of TV/week. There is much more interesting things to do. Geocaching, home shop, computer stuff, digital photography, MIDI music (Keyboard and sequencing), Open Source, charity IT services (MS exploits - need I say more?), etc. Teen sex/shock TV just doesn't have the content to compete with all the good interesting things to do in life.

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    16. Re:Just don't look. by canadian_right · · Score: 1
      Whats WB?

      Canceled my cable 15 years ago. I do have bunny ears and get two channels on good days.

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    17. Re:Just don't look. by dosius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      65 channels and there ain't a damn thing on 90% of the time. I resort to watching videos a lot.

      God. Classic MTV (with the all-musicvideo all the time and sitting on the postmodern edge) I want you back... :...(

      -uso.

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    18. Re:Just don't look. by Technician · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I remember when PBS was boring. Sometimes I'll watch Nova, Yankee Workshop & This Old House but not much else. I watch more DVD's than I watch TV.

      With the high prices for DTV, and not being a Pay TV subscriber, the FCC change to all digital television will leave me in the dark. I can't see spending several hundred dollars for a TV upgrade in the near future. I can extend the life of my existing equipment with pre-recorded stuff. There just isn't the content to motivate the upgrade. Maybe after all TV's are required to have it (like when UHF was added to TV''s in the 60's) the volume will get the price down on a TV with a tuner for digital TV. Right now my choices are DTV ready monitor $500 or more + DTV tuner/antenna for another simular chunk of discresionary spending, or analog 27 inch set for under $200.00 + DVD for under $60.00. The digital upgrade is over 5X the cost. The content does not justify the upgrade. A nice LCD 17 inch TV is under $500. Too bad there is no DTV solution for under $500.

      If you know of a DTV (including the tuner built-in, digital TV not NTSC & not a set top box) for under $300 in any size, please reply to this post!

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    19. Re:Just don't look. by kryonD · · Score: 1

      The Truman Show had this nailed years ago. It's a win-win situation for everyone. No commercials means more programming. More programming means more visibility time for actors and products. More visibility builds recognition which directly translates to sales. More sales means more money to pay for expensive product placement. More commercial revenues means more money for better sets/actors/special effects. Thus, more entertainment for me. This also produces mad revenue for Tivo, since we all now require the ability to pause a show for food/bathroom breaks. And, if we all own stock in Tivo, we make money too!!!

      OK, I realize this fits the "too good to be true" test, but I still think it's a good thing.

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    20. Re:Just don't look. by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      And are you in a Neilsen household?

      Then who knows or cares what you're watching or not watching?

      Your opinion does not matter. My opinion does not matter. Phone-ins don't work. Write-ins don't work. Nothing works except manipulating the Neilsen ratings

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    21. Re:Just don't look. by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      You know, I'm noticing a certain correlation between Slashdot UID and the ability to comprehent the bleedin' obvious. I've just duped this sentiment, and I'm at a loss to understand how otherwise rational, logical people just don't seem to understand that their opinions - if they're not in a Neilsen household - simply don't matter.

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    22. Re:Just don't look. by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      You mean you read that article over three years ago....check it's publication date. It is a pretty witty piece, but seriously man, try "weaning off the glass teat" it's not as bad as you might imagine. I use the money I saved from not having cable TV to subscribe to NetFlix instead. Now I just watch what I want, when I want and don't have to see "The Women in Red" for the hundredth time this year (thanks Paramount channel).

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    23. Re:Just don't look. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I'm at a loss to understand how otherwise rational, logical people just don't seem to understand that their opinions - if they're not in a Neilsen household - simply don't matter.
      Hi, welcome to Slashdot. You must be new here. Please see section 4159a of your Geek Ideology Guide ("Orbital RFID-Guided X-Ray Laser Mind-Reading Consumer-Profiling Satellites and the Orwellian Mega-Corporations Who Love Them").
    24. Re:Just don't look. by umeboshi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      so, you're still watching something ...
      i haven't even seen a movie since that last
      trek movie (and that one convinced me not to
      watch more movies). The only reason for going was being with friends (all of us like star trek), I wouldn't have bothered to watch it for any other reason.

      My high school physics teacher once commented on
      how many arts and crafts people (nearly everybody)
      used to do to express creativity because there
      were no tv's to occupy their leisure time.

      i do watch stuff that i have already, though not as much anymore. I also listen to music practically continuously. I haven't bought a cd in well over 5 years.

      It's funny, but the ads and products look somehow more sinister now than they did before (although that may be a builtin mental defense averting from their purchase). Now many things seem either too overrated, or just a downright frivolous waste.

      I've only stopped watching tv for about a year now. Although for the year before that i got sick of tv and only watched the news. I got sick of the news also, so now i watch nothing.

      I do plan on watching some more movies, but mainly the ones that i have previously wanted to see, but never got the chance. I don't see paying for them though, those days are over.

    25. Re:Just don't look. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This also produces mad revenue for Tivo"

      "Mad" revenue?

    26. Re:Just don't look. by sirbone · · Score: 1

      And the people making a living off the TV shows are a minority as well. The cameramen, the silent extras, the sound crew, the makeup artists. And yes, the actors and directors count, too even if thay earn much more than other people. They are a minority and trying to stomp on their ability to feed their families is stomping on a minority. No one's forcing anyone, not even teenagers, to watch TV. I don't watch TV. If I can do it then so can you. Go read a classic novel like "Fellowship of the Ring". No product placements are in that!

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    27. Re:Just don't look. by ThereIsNoSporkNeo · · Score: 1

      "Go read a classic novel like "Fellowship of the Ring". No product placements are in that!"

      Yeah right... there is like a chapter and a half describing how good Lembas Wafers are. Not only that, but in the hobbit, they trash the Cram rations... the Lembas Wafers main competition. How much do you think those dastardly elfs paid for that!

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    28. Re:Just don't look. by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      I was going to try and work out what your point was, but then I remembered that I wouldn't piss on an anonymous coward if he were on fire.

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    29. Re:Just don't look. by jason0000042 · · Score: 1

      And considering that many, many viewers are teens who probably use the product placement as a form of guidance, I think those in the dissent will be in the minority.

      I don't think you give young people enough credit. I think that with each passing generation the instinct to recognize advertising grows stronger. I'm sure that a child born today will not only be able to instantly see product placement for what it is, but she'll be able to sense that a product placement is about to happen. Her kids will be able to tell how much product placement there is in a tv show just by the title.

      Sure teens will look at product placement to find out what's cool, and if everybody else in their high school has it, then they'll want it too. It's part of being a teenager. You grow out of it. When I was young I succumbed to product placement; I loved transformers and GI Joe, partly because of the shows. But now, well, I don't have a single Pokemon item.

      I think you're making a case to stop all advertising. I would dig that, personally. It would be heaven on earth. But if you think the 'do not call' list is a big deal, try to get a 'do not advertise' bill through the legislature.

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    30. Re:Just don't look. by Surt · · Score: 1

      That's Cool (TM)
      Cool is a registered trade mark of the koca kola kompany.

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    31. Re:Just don't look. by extremely · · Score: 1

      So, really, you're only getting product placement from movies?

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    32. Re:Just don't look. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing satisfies like the rich, warm aroma of a fresh cup of Sanka.

      For years I though that stuff was called "Sankabrand".

    33. Re:Just don't look. by iantri · · Score: 1
      the WB is Warner-Brothers' American television network. It is available over-the-air in most areas; I get it here in Ontario via Buffalo.

      It's main block of programming is basically crappy teen and family shows (Smallville, Everwood, 7th Heaven, Gilmore Girls..) with the same, crappy recycled plots.

      (After previewing I just noticed that you are Canadian as well and have a telus address.. this may explain things a bit better since it is only available through super-high-end premium cable where I am or by regular broadcast from buffalo, new york.)

    34. Re:Just don't look. by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1
      so, you're still watching something ...

      Yes, at my leisure and by my choice, and without advertising. I love movies so I go to the cinema to see all the better releases, and hire a lot of films to see on DVD. What I don't like about tv are:

      7-9 is the only time anything decent shows

      Advertising is 25% of the content.

      Most TV sitcoms and series are boring and a waste of time

      Once you are comfortably seated for an hour watching your favorite show it is too easy to stay there till bedtime.

      You have to pay for it in the UK and the 5 shitty channels aren't worth the 110 a year they want.

      Cable is massively repetitive, and after a year of it I had seen everything they had on offer 2-3 times

      My high school physics teacher once commented on how many arts and crafts people (nearly everybody) used to do to express creativity because there were no tv's to occupy their leisure time.

      So much entertainment we view/hear is canned now. I lament the loss of creativity in this world and the homogenisation of culture and entertainment. Whatever happened to families singing around the piano? That's a huge loss to our world and TV is much to blame.

      It's funny, but the ads and products look somehow more sinister now than they did before

      I've noticed this effect too. It was only after stopping regular reading of magazines for instance that I realised that most of it was Ads (over 50%) and almost all the rest was "reviews" to incite you to buy more products. Whatever happened to acutal content that helped you learn or improve yourself?

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  2. Stop inviting the government everywhere by Brahmastra · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why should companies be prevented by the government from doing product placement? Now, if a program sucks because of product placement, people will stop watching the program, and the company that makes the product will stop doing the product placement. Let the market control how shitty TV programs are and stop bringing government into every damn thing.

    1. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Entrope · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Why should the government impose any limits at all on advertising? If enough people die from taking drugs for a condition where the drug hurts rather than helps, people will stop buying that drug, right?

      Government intervention may be appropriate here because product placement is a form of commercial speech, and courts have recognized that the government has legitimate interest in limiting some forms of commercial speech. The steps you hypothesize for the market to limit the product are naive: How many old TV shows or movies stopped using cigarettes because they caused lung cancer?

    2. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by ad0gg · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Its all fun and games till corporations start buying product placement in the news and you can't tell its really an ad.

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    3. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Brahmastra · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's actually plenty of product placement in the news. Most of those products are F-15s, F-22s, Apaches, and other stuff made by companies like Boeing and Lockheed Martin. They're constantly admiring and raving about the cool weapons. The final product they want to sell is of course war.

    4. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by weston · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Let the market control how shitty TV programs are and stop bringing government into every damn thing.

      Because the market is doing such a great job of controling the quality of television programming here, especially compared to places where the programming quality is clearly inferior, like those socialist English folks and their BBC.

      That's not even really the point, of course. What's being suggested is that product placement needs to be monitored for the sorts of suggestions that made truth in advertising laws necessary.

    5. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      Because the market is doing such a great job of controling the quality of television programming here

      You are right. The crap on TV? Everybody in the US loves it. That's our country.

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    6. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by aoteoroa · · Score: 1
      The article does not suggest that companies be prevented from doing product placement.

      Advertising must not be deceptive. It's an old principle and one that the government has enforced in the past. For example magazine ads that look like an unbiased article are required to state something to the effect of "Paid Advertisement" so that the reader is not misled. The situation is similar with infomercials on TV. From the article

      The Commission has brought many deceptive advertising cases against producers
      of infomercials, charging that these productions were deceptive in that they "purported to be
      independent programming rather than paid ads.


    7. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right. But war is just good for ratings. Boeing isn't paying CNN for those placements.

      Right?

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    8. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by CowboyMeal · · Score: 1

      I don't see anything wrong with product placement. Just like I don't se eanything wrong with Coca-Cola. Ahhhh, sweet Coca-Cola.

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    9. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Funny how we keep importing concepts that first get produced in the UK such as Who Wants To Be a Millionaire, The Weakest Link, Coupling, Trading Spaces (Changing Rooms)...

    10. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by grolaw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah, the govment is just a mess and we don't want the govment messing wit our bizness.

      I am very happy that the Government has:

      Passed a pure food and drug act so I don't have to eat food that has been treated / raised/ slaughtered in an unhealthy manner.

      Set standards for roads and cars and aircraft.

      Agreed upon standards for the use of the RF spectrum.

      Review and approve medicines.

      but. . . we don't need no stinking govment

      Quite frankly, I'm tired of the marketers and I'm certain that the writers, producers, directors, and actors are getting pretty fed up with "product placement".

      As I write this on a 12" powerbook, I note for the record that I see way too many Apple's on Fox's "24"

      I'd like an abacus or almost anything else that advances the story rather than catches the eye.

    11. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by spiritraveller · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If product placement does result in a dishonest or fraudulent portrayal of a product under the guise of "drama" it should be governed by the same rules that govern obvious advertising.

      When a commercial comes on, you know it's a commercial. Product placement is potentially more insidious because you cannot always know that it is being done deliberately.

    12. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by ektor · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And on the other hand American made TV is by far the most popular all over the world. Your point?

    13. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or, if you don't like the product placements, complain about them when the sales rep comes calling. I can think of several companies that I will not do business with because of their advertising practices.

    14. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      You're assuming the consumer is smart and is acting on his own accord.

      One of the things marketing majors study is a little thing called "mob behavior."

    15. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have a problem with an assoiciation (plastic surgery comes to mind) generating sales by using a (well known, popular liberal) talk show host to shame people/encourage exclusion? That's one example of thousands.

      I would almost call it weaponized psychology.

    16. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by The_Spud · · Score: 1

      There was a theory going in the uk that you could tell if one of the characters was a bad guy by the type of laptop they were using. All the bad guys appeared to be using pc laptops.

    17. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by ScooterBill · · Score: 1

      There are government regulations on advertising for a reason. The nature of business is that the enterprising marketers will try to find away around anything that hinders their advertising.

      Hence, product placement is so popular because it hides the fact that it is advertising.

      I don't think we should allow advertising to be concealed in this way. It could eventually lead to political support or lobbying efforts that are disguised as the nightly news.

      It seems that product placement would be when the studio or station receives compensation for the effort of making sure the product is seen by the viewer. Incidental product placement without compensation or conflict of interest would be exempt.

      M

    18. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by blamanj · · Score: 1

      Actually, the government was there first. They set out rules that broadcasters must agree into in exchange for access to a limited resource (the airwaves).

      It's the broadcasters that are breaking the rules, in that the ratio of program time to advertising time is changing in a manner that is evading the rules.

      Note that there are additional rules, regarding when "adult" programming can be offered, how much local public service time the broadcasters must provide, amount of children's programming, etc., all of which the broadcasters have attempted to weasel out of from time to time.

    19. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Otter · · Score: 1
      You're missing the king of them all -- Three's Company!

      Curiously, the original British show (Man About The House, I think it was) was pretty poor but its spinoff, Robin's Nest, was excellent. In the US, the late John Ritter, a comic genius who never received anything like the credit he deserved, made Three's Company a classic but after it went under, its own Robin's Nest-ish spinoff was a disaster.

      Oh, and Coupling is a knock-off of Friends, which itself was modeled on a British show.

    20. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by be-fan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If enough people die from taking drugs for a condition where the drug hurts rather than helps, people will stop buying that drug, right?
      >>>>>>>>
      That's a lot of needless deaths, don't you think. There are a couple of things to keep in mind:

      1) Most people don't research anything they buy. I'm not condoning their behavior (I think they're sheep), but I don't want them to die because of it!

      2) Its not going to be control over advertising that allows the government to impinge on our freedoms. The people behind these sorts of controls are just bureaucrats at regulatory organizations like the FCC. If anybody at the FCC manages to pull off a coup-d'etat through abuse of their powers, I'd be amused more than anything else :)

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    21. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by kwiqsilver · · Score: 1

      Are you actually proposing that mature adults can make their own decisions? And that parents can look out for the well being of their own kids? Without the government to make their decisions for them? What a strange idea...
      </sarcasm>

    22. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by dasuridai · · Score: 1

      "Why should the government impose any limits at all on advertising?"

      Why? For the same reason that most governments put restrictions on drugs and other abuse prone substances. Because the free market principle of reasonable decisions being made as a result of equal access to truthful information is a fantasy. Because, modern advertising has reached a level of sofistication that bypasses a great deal of rational thought. And because governments have an obligation to protect the rights and freedoms (both physical and intellectual) of its citizens.

    23. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Anyone who watches "drama" TV shows expecting to learn anything resembling the truth has problems so big that all the government oversight in the world can't help him.

      Commercials are different from comedy and drama programs that are obviously fictional. A normal viewer doesn't approach them with any expectation of honesty.

      I mean, you can't seriously be suggesting that the government regulate the accuracy of product portrayals in television.

      "Yes, McGyver could built a flamer-thrower out of his bicycle, but the aluminum tubing would've only lasted 17 seconds against that level of heat, not the 53 seconds depicted in the program."

    24. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by wart · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's the difference between a paid advertisement in a magazine and an article that boasts the benefits of some particular product? The big example that comes to mind are game reviews. Nowhere does it say "paid advertisement", even though the magazines often get free copies of the games to review, and the reviews are often much to kind to the much too crappy games.

    25. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by evilquaker · · Score: 1
      Funny how we keep importing concepts that first get produced in the UK such as Who Wants To Be a Millionaire, The Weakest Link, Coupling, Trading Spaces (Changing Rooms)...

      Yeah, like Coupling isn't a Friends ripoff. I guess it works both ways...

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    26. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Actually, the government was there first. They set out rules that broadcasters must agree into in exchange for access to a limited resource (the airwaves).


      No no no. Read the friendly article! This is a petition to the FTC, not the FCC. The FCC has power over broadcasters because they use radio spectra. The Federal Trade Commision has power because they're engaging in trade, not because a public resource is being used.

      The petition makes no distinction between radio-broadcast TV and other forms, like cable (and indeed, some cable stations which don't have explicit advertising are some of the more important users of product placement)

      in that the ratio of program time to advertising time is changing in a manner that is evading the rules

      There is no mandated ratio of commercial:program time. (Look at how it's no longer possible to show episodes from the first seasons of The Simpsons. That show is so old that time-slots have shrunk underneath it). (Except for children's cartoons, but I don't think that's what's being discussed)

    27. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by D'Sphitz · · Score: 0

      i'd rather watch a character drop a few subtle plugs such as drinking a Pepsi or eating a Snickers than have 20 minutes of each hour commercial breaks. The only thing that bugs me is the commercial breaks aren't getting shorter, if anything theyre getting longer in addition to the placements.

    28. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by zurab · · Score: 1
      But war is just good for ratings.


      War is "good" for Boeing too.
    29. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by joepeg · · Score: 1
      Luckily, I sell clothing (no i don't, I'm just trying to make a point).


      Because there is a good chance nudity will be regulated and censored, I am in a great market for product placement!

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    30. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by joepeg · · Score: 1

      Sorry, here in the United States anyway... (you insensitive cod...)

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    31. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by bnenning · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Passed a pure food and drug act so I don't have to eat food that has been treated / raised/ slaughtered in an unhealthy manner.


      And also imposes delays of years for potentially life-saving drugs. There are always tradeoffs.


      but. . . we don't need no stinking govment


      There is a difference between limited government and no government. And I would submit that even if you do believe an activist government is a good way to solve the ills of society, there are much more pressing problems than Coke cans in TV shows.


      I note for the record that I see way too many Apple's on Fox's "24"


      Sounds about right to me. CTU needs really fast, really secure machines. NSA was one of NeXT's biggest customers.

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    32. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Did you skip the second fucking sentence of my post?

      "Boeing isn't paying CNN for those placements."

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    33. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by MayorDefacto · · Score: 1
      I don't think we should allow advertising to be concealed in this way. It could eventually lead to political support or lobbying efforts that are disguised as the nightly news.


      And this is different from Fox News how?

    34. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by be-fan · · Score: 1

      Huh? Since when? In Asia (maybe excepting Japan), at least, they mostly get British stuff, not American stuff.

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    35. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by nolife · · Score: 1

      Funny you mentioned that. In the DC area there is actually commercials for the those warcraft by Boeing and LM, they've been on news radio for years (the radio news station, WTOP is the most listened to station in the area). I assume these organizations are trying to influence decision makers in the area but we all get the *pleasure* of hearing them. Verizon vs SBC using the "voices for choices" campaign, GE and the Hudson river contamination, the steel industry in support of the Bush (just heard today), various auto industry and enviromental groups etc... Some are directly related to political parties but most are companies or organizations trying to flood public and law makers in the area with their side the story before some upcoming legislation gets rolling.

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    36. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      John Ritter, a comic genius

      Why wasn't this post scored 5 for funny?

    37. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by ShawnDoc · · Score: 1

      Yes, but how often does the herbal penis enlargement pill salesman come knocking?

    38. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      They already have. Check out MSN. In addition to really shitty journalism (except for the AP Wire articles), they have many ads disguised as articles. Once you start to read them, though, you pretty much figure it out.

    39. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by grolaw · · Score: 1

      And also imposes delays of years for potentially life-saving drugs. There are always tradeoffs.

      One drug: Thalidomide.

      The FDA did not approve its use in the US. Our testing regimen saved tens of thousands of children from that teratogen.

      FWIW, Coke cans aren't that much of a problem - you can't go anywhere without seeing them as a part of the litter . . .

      What is a problem is the constant dumbing-down of everything and when you take a 40 min program and shove "product placement" into it - well, sooner rather than later you have no program and all placement.

      Full of it? I have a 22 year old son who was a Reagan administration victim: He-Man

      He-Man was NOTHING but a showcase for the product.

      I can't wait for the first 100% FDS/TAMPAX/PAMPRIN (all TM's held by their respective owners) TV Show.

      It would still be better than "The Man Show"; if the Government was doing its job that show would have lasted about 10 seconds. Talk about offensive as well as aggressively stupid! I can't think of an innocent person involved - EVERYBODY who aproved or took part in that show should be horsewhipped, tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail.

      AND, all they were selling was stupid sex

    40. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Roofus · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the fucking English language

    41. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by amerinese · · Score: 1

      You assume too much. Don't you think that these advertisements work a lot better when there is no disclosure? And if this is true, then don't you think that instead of the best product winning out, the product with the most advertising dollar behind it is winning out?

      Seriously, most advertisements just associate their product with power, beauty, and wealth. There is no informativeness about it. Fact is, people are easily duped.

    42. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It would still be better than "The Man Show"; if the Government was doing its job that show would have lasted about 10 seconds. Talk about offensive as well as aggressively stupid! I can't think of an innocent person involved - EVERYBODY who aproved or took part in that show should be horsewhipped, tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail. AND, all they were selling was stupid sex
      What do you have against sex?
    43. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Why should companies be prevented from broadcasting at all? If a channel sucks then people will surely stop watching, even though they'd likely try to constantly overlap stations with less advertising content (more viewers there!. Just let the market decide how electromagnetic interference gets dealt with.

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    44. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by jpmorgan · · Score: 1
      The NSA owns more computing power than anybody else in the world.

      They're one of everybody's bigguest customers. =)

    45. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by canadian_right · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I can see the connection between product placements and drugs. I can't harm my self with a product placement. Bad drugs can kill me. while generally a right winger, I do see a role for government in promoting public safety: courts, police, fire departments, food inspectors and rules on drug safety. I don't see "product placements" in the same category. They may be seaky and underhanded, but thats what we expect from corporations anyways, and what we should be teaching our children to detect.

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    46. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      Coupling's more of a knock-off of Friends, Sex & The City, and Seinfeld than anything else. In it's British incarnation, I'd say it's better than all three. I'm willing to give the American version some time before I write it off...

      Of course knock-offs aren't a bad thing per se, anyway. When you get down to it, there's a very few archetypes that every other story is merely a retelling/combination of.

    47. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by canadian_right · · Score: 1

      So? If the market wants crappy TV, let the market provide it. No one is forcing you to watch it. Other than looking for lies, and exagerations, the government has no business regulating commercials, or product placements.

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    48. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      How is that different from the type of advertising that the Wall Street Journal makes millions off of? It's advertising that's targeted to reach people who can act on the advertising and purchase the products. In the case of F-22's, there aren't many people around who are in a position to decide to purchase an F-22. A comparatively large number of people with a role in deciding whether or not to buy an F-22 listen to WTOP (and watch CNN and watch the Sunday morning shows).

      Same for the WSJ. While a majority of the readers are not in any position to purchase the accounting services, enterprise IT products, and so forth that are advertised within its pages, a large number of those who do make such decisions read the WSJ.

    49. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by leviramsey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The same is true of virtually any publication that does reviews. The publication might not be paid for the reviews, but they do get benefits from simply having the reviews (especially if it's something hotly anticipated).

      Note the correlation between ad pages bought over the previous 12 months and the reviews the car mags give. I guarantee that a lot of the vitriol directed at BMW for making the 5-series look like a Pontiac Grand Prix (especially now that the Grand Prix has lost a lot of the idiotic cladding) is because BMW scaled back their print ad budget last year.

      And before someone mentions Consumer Reports, they're even more subtly biased (specifically against Saturn). CR gets a lot of their profit from sale of haggling guides. Saturn has long trumpeted their no-haggle policies. If Saturn sells vehicles, other manufacturers might follow suit with similar sales approaches. If enough manufacturers go to no-haggle, there goes CR's haggling guides and the sales they represent.

    50. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by leviramsey · · Score: 1
      It could eventually lead to political support or lobbying efforts that are disguised as the nightly news.

      Puh-leeze. Why do we have this problem with opinionated journalism?

      In the UK, you always know that the Telegraph is going to be a raging conservative take and that the Grauniad is going to be the left-wing take, with the Independent and Times being somewhere in between. Anybody who only reads one of those publications is an idiot and is getting a Pravda-ified view of the world. Yet, you consistently see British journalism (especially at the quality paper level) being deified.

      As far as I'm concerned, it's a problem to have media sources pretending to be impartial and selling themselves as such, when such is impossible. Much as I despise Fox News for a variety of reasons (and I probably politically agree with their slant more often than not), I give them undying love and respect for the "Fair & Balanced" slogan; not because I believe it, but because I believe that by co-opting the slogan and showing how meaningless it is, that they are helping to get to a world wherein people see "impartiality" for what it is: partiality trying to hide itself.

    51. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Bakaneko · · Score: 1

      And funny how I've found every single one of these imported concepts to be vapid, uninteresting, and quite unwatchable. In original OR "Americanized" form.

    52. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, no, they're not paying for THOSE particular 'placements', but they sure as hell pay for other, more traditional spots.

    53. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by cyberformer · · Score: 1

      The other kind of advertising you find lots of in the WSJ is attepting to sell a company's stock, not any actual product. You saw this everywhere during the dot-com boom, of course, but even "real" companies are at it.

      The news actually contains a huge amount of product placement, and much of it is paid for by the companies whose products are placed. They (or their PR companies) will hire a producer to make a short 2-minute clip about their product, then shop it around local TV stations. Running that is cheaper than actually going out and doing any reporting, which is why you see a lot of stories like "A local company is helping the war on terror by..."

    54. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by dreadnougat · · Score: 1

      I can't go anywhere, read anything in the paper, listen to anything on the radio, or watch anything on tv without having to see or hear a Lockheed Martin or Boeing ad. It's ridiculous!

    55. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by dreadnougat · · Score: 1

      "A deep, unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something... " That signature is particularly fitting there... :)

    56. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

      I wish Americans would stop holding the BBC up as an example of great broadcasting! It's not what it used to be, and despite the occasional gem, there are as many crappy soaps and game shows as on the commercial channels. That's why Sky TV is still piling on subscribers despite high subscription charges...and Sky's success is built on American imports like The Simpsons, X-Files and Buffy!

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    57. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Hahaha, 'high subscription charges'. The subscription charges are quite reasonable. I think you may be confusing high charges from Sky with a mandatory 116 licence fee.

    58. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by olethrosdc · · Score: 1

      Really? If you have watched television for any length of time, you will be able to realise that all commercial TV stations are over time increasing the amount of commercials aired and decreasing the value of the programs shown.

      I have not had a television of my own for quite a large period of time - I only get to watch it once every few months, so the changes in the structure and types of programs as the years pass are easier to perceive:

      So, the number of films and other expensive programs will be low. Most programs will be cheap to produce: talk shows, reality TV shows, soap operas - even in soap operas, it has become noticeable that channels no longer shell out to buy rights for a soap that is an international hit. They make their own, equally bad, but much less expensive, soap operas.

      The cost of newscasting has also been pushed down significantly. BBC and other state channels actually have reporters around the world, doing, erm, actual reporting. Private channels tend go around with a *spokesperson*. Also, no real news is being reported. Most of the air time during the news is wasted on stupid animations that last a huge amount of time (and which can be reused of course), on idiotic footage about lost cats and wandering cows or whatever, and on opinion calls (where the reporters ask the opinion of an 'expert' while on the main news - this is easy to do, costs nothing and eats up time quickly while entertaining the audience - rather than informing the audience.)

      So we get lower and lower quality programs with higher and higher amounts of advertising. All the time. Of course I guess that *this* is what people want, otherwise they would not be watching those channels and would have preferred to watch the more serious state channels instead.

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    59. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by agentforsythe · · Score: 0

      The BBC is making a new series of Doctor Who. I rest my case.

    60. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by squaretorus · · Score: 1

      Correct! I don't care about infomercial comparisons.

      I've often thought it would be cool, particularly in breakfast shows, to have an ad ticker - like a stock ticker - running commercials at the bottom of the screen instead of ad breaks. That way the clock would stay on screen telling me how late I am.

    61. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm not sure I can see the connection between product placements and drugs.

      Drugs can be a product placement. Further, they can do so without all of the requirements placed on conventional drug advertising (disclosure of side effects, contraindications, etc.)

      If someone is watching ER, Noah Wylie's scriptwriters can choose whether or not he sends a patient home with instructions to take 'ibuprofen' (generic) or 'Advil' (brand name). I'd probably shrug this one off, since it's over-the-counter stuff--but has anyone else noticed the amount of prescription drug advertising in the United States? I can see quite a market for product placements in television shows where all the disclosures aren't required.

      Such advertising might be even more popular in some other countries (I know this is outside the FTC's purview) where drug advertising is more restricted. (Canada, for instance, permits advertisers to show either the drug name or the symptoms it treats--but not both. You can build awareness of your brand name, or awareness of a disease, but you can't get both.)

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    62. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by radish · · Score: 1

      The most popular show in the world in Baywatch. So I don't think we can use popularity as any measure of quality.

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    63. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      And I would submit that even if you do believe an activist government is a good way to solve the ills of society, there are much more pressing problems than Coke cans in TV shows.

      How about drugs in TV shows. Not heroin and coke, but medications (either over-the-counter or prescription.) When presented in commercials, there are rules regarding what information must be presented (side effects, contraindications, etc.) and what may be claimed (efficacy).

      I've mentioned this in another post, but what happens if the cast of ER start to recommend specific brand names of prescription drugs, rather then equivalent generics? In general, we accept that it is important for the public to recognize when a drug is being marketed, and we also accept that the public should receive all of the pertinent information about said product. This could be a life-threatening backdoor. (Doctors--real ER physicians--already have enough trouble with people who 'borrow' some of granny's/uncle's/brother's medications because they share superficially similar symptoms. Do we want people to do this because they saw how effective a drug was on their favourite television show?)

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    64. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by fair_n_hite_451 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how much "the people" need protection. Earlier this year I overheard a conversation between my six- & nine-old children, discussing the fact the "The Hulk" didn't really have anything to do with Macaroni & Cheese, "...they just put him on the box so that people will buy it more."

      That's a pretty astute observation that goes right to the crux of what advertising and product placement is all about.

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    65. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      Most doctors recommend the brand name and allow the customer to get generics on request.

      This is simple lawsuit protection.

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    66. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If enough people die from taking drugs for a condition where the drug hurts rather than helps, people will stop buying that drug, right?


      Crack

      Angel Dust

      PCP

      Heroin

      Ecstasy

    67. Re:Stop inviting the government everywhere by mink · · Score: 1

      The American versions of those shows suck?

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  3. Re:FP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, that was some fast moderation! Good work, somebody! I just posted that like 5 seconds ago

  4. Howard Stern by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I heard howard interview a b-movie actress who said that she gets paid by advertisers to drop a product name on interview shows (eg: The tonight show).

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    1. Re:Howard Stern by tpaddock · · Score: 5, Informative

      It was Kathy Griffin, and she said she got paid to go tour around all the talk shows with her only goal being to advertise the product. She would slip in it in story, and often had to tell the show beforehand that she was there to promote the product.

    2. Re:Howard Stern by FosterKanig · · Score: 1

      This is very common. The actors, who are usually spokespeople for the product, are actually trained on how to work a product name into an interview. Most times, however, you don't know they are being paid. It is common for morning talk/news shows to make arrangements with a company about a new product they are offering.
      "Ok, we'll show up to to show the new automobile, but you can't ask about the safety record" And such.

    3. Re:Howard Stern by dspyder · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I found that interesting and now whenever I hear a celebrity plug some product I'm instantly skeptical.

      Jeff Probst (of Survivor fame) was on Howard the next day and said he does a similar gig for Purina Puppy Chow. Sounds like it's pretty good money... about $50k for a days worth of interviews?

      And Kim Catrell (of Sex and the City fame) pissed off a lot of media outlets a couple months ago when she came on to plug some digital camera and printer or service combination. Apparently that was all she wanted to talk about... and in a non-subtle way.

      Personally, I don't know how I feel... I'm not too stupid to realize that Coke pays for their American Idol spots... but I probably wouldn't have realized Jeff Probst was hawking Purina unless it was super-obvious... I guess that's the point though.

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    4. Re:Howard Stern by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Personally, I don't know how I feel... I'm not too stupid to realize that Coke pays for their American Idol spots... but I probably wouldn't have realized Jeff Probst was hawking Purina unless it was super-obvious... I guess that's the point though.
      Yeah, this is all news to me too. I wouldn't have guessed that they are being paid to talk about it in casual conversations. Promoting movies & shows is understandable, & to be encouraged. However, to promote another product that you aren't associated with is like lieing, if you don't tell people that you are being paid. It bothers me that advertisers would be allowed to break down our natural defenses by hiding such information. It's sad, because I'm a big proponent of product placement.
    5. Re:Howard Stern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I heard howard interview a b-movie actress who said that she gets paid by advertisers to drop a product name on interview shows (eg: The tonight show).

      Yeah, Howard and his guests are normally the first place I turn for the clear, unbiased truth about anything.

      Somehow I suspect her stint with Howard would have been substantially shorter if she said, "Well, no, I've never been asked to do anything even slightly underhanded on the many interviews to which a b-actress is invited."

    6. Re: Howard Stern by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > I heard howard interview a b-movie actress who said that she gets paid by advertisers to drop a product name on interview shows

      That's not all b-movie stars get paid to drop...

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    7. Re:Howard Stern by QuackQuack · · Score: 1

      Not surprising. I suspect the reason that celebrity presenters get these free, expensive "gift" baskets at award shows is to get products associated with celebrities, without having to pay for celebrity endorsement.

      The depressing thing is that there's enough people not smart enough to see through this, and worse, want something just because a certain "celebrity" has somehow endorsed it.

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  5. Yea, Well, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Any suggestions for other ways to pay for television besides ads or product placement? Don't say "pledge".

    1. Re:Yea, Well, by El · · Score: 1

      Uh, ever heard of the BBC? It's payed for by a tax on all television sets sold. Really!

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    2. Re:Yea, Well, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard of the BBC.

    3. Re:Yea, Well, by MushMouth · · Score: 1

      Actually, its a yearly tax, they have trucks that run around looking for scofflaws and people that are illegally watching television in their own homes.
      http://www.turnoffyourtv.com/bbc.html

    4. Re:Yea, Well, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The tax also is based on type of set (colour or B&W). The uk is also very protective of Aunty because they know the alternative is the US model!

  6. Government Regulation by NivenHuH · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is one thing I strongly disagree with. The government should not step in and tell us wether or not we can place certain products or use certain 'props' in tv shows, movies, or anything else.. If people hate the advertising that goes with tv programming, then they should boycott it all together or complain to the people who create the shows. Having the government regulate it is definitely restricting our civil rights.

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    1. Re:Government Regulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on! How will we ever get the Department of Thought Control in place with those sentiments?

    2. Re:Government Regulation by Entrope · · Score: 1

      Next I suppose you'll be saying that parents should not complain when their children's schools are filled with advertisements for and machines selling unhealthy foods with big brand names -- after all, we have to pay for schools somehow. It would be inappropriate for parents to complain to the school board, since that kind of decision might be made at the school level rather than the district level. Complain to the principal, who is already probably overworked and trying to balance too many things at once!

    3. Re:Government Regulation by Otter · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I'm fairly libertarianish, but you need to realize where this is coming from.

      Newspapers and magazines can do essentially anything they want, in the US. Broadcast bandwidth is a scarce resource, though, and needs to be regulated or it would be worthless. For that reason, broadcast rights are strictly limited by the FCC, and there are regulations that limit how people with broadcast rights can act, including how much commercial content they can run.

      I'm not especially worked up about product placement (the WB keeps driving up the resale value of my TiBook, and now Rory Gilmore is increasing the prestige of my Yale degree, as well!) but given that I'd go to jail if I opened by own TV station, I see the reason to tell ABC and CBS what they can do with theirs.

    4. Re:Government Regulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're suggesting that TV is as important as education.

      That is wrong.

    5. Re:Government Regulation by VertigoAce · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It isn't really about restricting advertising in TV shows, it's about the truth of those advertisements. There are restrictions on what you can say in a normal ad (you can't create an ad that says smoking cigarettes will cure lung cancer). The issue is whether the cigarette company could instead pay a tv show to do it for them.

    6. Re:Government Regulation by NivenHuH · · Score: 1

      This sounds like more of an issue with how the air waves are regulated. Not all TV network / shows are broadcasted over the air. Do you think product placement restrictions only be set on stations that broadcast over the air?

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    7. Re:Government Regulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine, then get the government out of TV and let me set up my own station. They can't have it both ways. You can't ask the government for protection from competition (TV, cable, patents, copyrights) and then ask it to leave you alone. It's not fair.

    8. Re:Government Regulation by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      It could be, theoretically, the same way that obscenity restrictions can be enforced on the broadcast networks by the FCC, but can't be enforced on (say) HBO or other cable channels that don't broadcast. You can't say motherfucker on NBC, but you can say it on HBO, for the very reason that NBC is making use of a public resource (the broadcast airwaves) and must answer to the public's standards for that use.

      Of course, there's also the contention that technological advances in the last century have rendered moot the need for individual ownership of specific broadcast frequencies. If this were the case, would such regulation of the frequencies be necessary? (Search on Google for more info...)

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    9. Re:Government Regulation by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Broadcast bandwidth is a scarce resource, though, and needs to be regulated or it would be worthless.

      Too bad the theory doesn't work as well as one might have hoped. Have you watched TV or listened to the radio lately? :)

    10. Re:Government Regulation by seichert · · Score: 1



      I'm fairly libertarianish, but you need to realize where this is coming from.



      Newspapers and magazines can do essentially anything they want, in the US. Broadcast bandwidth is a scarce resource, though, and needs to be regulated or it would be worthless. For that reason, broadcast rights are strictly limited by the FCC, and there are regulations that limit how people with broadcast rights can act, including how much commercial content they can run.


      Spectrum is just as much a natural resource as land. It is utterly useless until humans come along and make something of it. Like land it should be treated as private property.
      The government should just auction off the spectrum used for TV broadcasts and be done with it. The FCC's regulations and censorship are flat out unconstitutional.

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    11. Re:Government Regulation by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      For that reason, broadcast rights are strictly limited by the FCC

      You need to realize where this is coming from. As I've already pointed out in another comment, this petition is addressed to the FTC, not the FCC. The whole argument "regulation is permitted because they're exploiting a public resource" just doesn't apply.

      The petition, if successful, would apply to non-broadcast TV shows as well (HBO).

    12. Re:Government Regulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I lean towards libertarianism as well, but I have one correction:
      It is utterly useless _to humans_ until humans come along and make something of it.

  7. I agree. by jjp5421 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, as I sit here reading with my ice cold, refreshing Coca-Cola, I think that you are correct. The only way to get this to stop is by signing the Adobe Acrobat PDF petition.

    1. Re:I agree. by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1, Funny
      reading with my ice cold, refreshing Coca-Cola

      Your check is in the mail.

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    2. Re:I agree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only way to get this to stop is by signing the Adobe Acrobat PDF petition.

      But is it better to give a .PDF, or recieve one?

    3. Re:I agree. by ibmman85 · · Score: 1

      i have never found a soda or any drink that was crisp and refreshing. the only person i've heard of who could make drinks that were actually 'refreshing' was probably Gandalf and I doubt that he could even find a way to make liquid 'crisp' even if it was lemon lime. coke does more to eat at your stomach than it does to even hydrate...

    4. Re:I agree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, when I looked up crisp at dictionary.com, one of the items was "Bracing; invigorating".

    5. Re:I agree. by calethix · · Score: 1

      I just had a sudden urge for a Coke for some reason. I gotta run down to the machine and get one now...

  8. Just turn the box off... by TedTschopp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know it sounds wierd... but people need to realize that watching TV is not a right. And the producers of programs need to be compensated for their production.

    Do you want the governemnt to get larger and create more regulation? Do you want free TV? If so then expect commericals. Expect product placement. If you don't then purchase your TV channels. Or just turn the silly thing off.

    Read a book. Perferably a classic... but that's another topic.

    Ted

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    1. Re:Just turn the box off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People need to realize that reading a book is not a right.

    2. Re:Just turn the box off... by MisanthropicProggram · · Score: 1

      but people need to realize that watching TV is not a right True, but the airwaves are "owned" by us all - the people.

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    3. Re:Just turn the box off... by honeygrl · · Score: 5, Informative

      "If you don't then purchase your TV channels. "

      We do purchse our TV channels. The cable company pays X cents per channel per Y # of customers for each channel they offer. Each channel sets their price. My hubby works for the local cable company and told me the reason cable prices had gone up was because they had been paying 10 cents per channel for Y number of customers and the price had gone up to 30 cents. The stations can pretty much raise the price all they want and people don't complain to them because they don't know how it works. They just complain to the cable company about their prices going up instead.

    4. Re:Just turn the box off... by generic-man · · Score: 1

      Product placement exists in books too. Just look at The Bulgari Connection .

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    5. Re:Just turn the box off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the thing that pisses me off is that i fucking pay 75/month for cable fuck the commercials. it should be free if they want me to watch their commercials.

    6. Re:Just turn the box off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the producers of programs need to be compensated for their production.........Or just turn the silly thing off.

      Hey Mr. PIRATE.. if you turn off the TV then you won't see the ads, and eventually they will go out of business. How will they get compensated then??

      Not watching TV is a form of theft, same as copying CDs, or stealing from the liquor store. People who think they can just "turn it off" better think twice! The networks *are* watching you and they *will* protect their rights!

    7. Re:Just turn the box off... by randito · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, I do want goverment to get larger and create more regulation, and I do want free TV. OK, I live in Canada, I have a government I can trust .

      I look at my favorite TV shows, including Black Adder, Fawlty Towers, Red Dwarf, Dr. Who, Absolutly Fabulous, Monty Python etc. and realize that they all came out of a government funded, non-profit television network. The programming shows a creativity and reality unheard of in for-profit television production. Absolutly Fabulous couldn't even be produced in the current american environment, advertisers and producers are too afraid of controversy! Instead, we get Friends!

    8. Re:Just turn the box off... by szquirrel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know it sounds wierd... but people need to realize that watching TV is not a right. And the producers of programs need to be compensated for their production.

      You might have a point when it comes to cable and satalite TV but we do have a right to dictate how the public airwaves are used. We the public grant TV stations the right to use the airwaves for their broadcast in return for their promise to adhere to a standard of quality that we set. The TV companies are then free to do anything that will make them a profit but only as long as they play by the rules we set.

      That means that if enough people want to regulate product placement, then product placement will be regulated. Our airwaves, our rules.

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    9. Re:Just turn the box off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many classics are books you'd like to say you've read, but don't actually want to read.

    10. Re:Just turn the box off... by wfberg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know it sounds wierd... but people need to realize that watching TV is not a right. And the producers of programs need to be compensated for their production.

      I know it sounds wierd... but people need to realize that advertising is not a right. And the viewers of programs need to be secure in the knowledge that what is presented as fact, opinion, view, or endorsement is correctly attributed to those who actually put it forward. Only in this way can economic agents take into account the agenda of the other party, and correctly assess the message's merit or accuracy. Actively pursueing to hide the source of the message serves only to obscure that agenda, and amounts quite simply to misleading the viewers; which may be substantially different to false advertising, but is fraudulent none the less.

      Put in economic terms; it distorts the marketplace of ideas.

      In stock markets such practices (distributing messages about the positive aspects of a stock, while obscuring the source) is flat out illegal. Think of it in terms of shilling, astroturfing, misrepresenting, impersonating, etc. For financial gain.

      And that's just the economic reasons why it's a Bad Thing, not to mention the moral implications of, well, dishonesty.

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    11. Re:Just turn the box off... by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, I sure would pump this one up.

      It's not like there's much else the tv folks can do, what with TiVo coming around. Without ad revenue, there's no way they can put on their shows. And as more and more people take advantage of the technology to skip the ads, the ads become less attractive to advertisers, and less profitable to the network. They've got to find some way to pay for the shows we watch.

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    12. Re:Just turn the box off... by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      True, but the airwaves are "owned" by us all - the people.

      Only in a collectivist fantasy world where something is owned by everybody and nobody at the same time. (that is, "the people")

      The government regulates the heck out of the airwaves. They are privately owned. That is a fascist condition.

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    13. Re:Just turn the box off... by dR.fuZZo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do you want free TV? If so then expect commericals. Expect product placement. If you don't then purchase your TV channels.

      Oh, that's funny... I pay my cable bills every month, yet somehow I still get all these commercials. I'll have to give the cable company a call, because they must have goofed up and forgotten to take them out.

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    14. Re:Just turn the box off... by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      Product placement exists in books too. Just look at The Bulgari Connection [amazon.com]

      Did Amazon pay for that advert on Slashdot? (I mean the string in the []s.)

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    15. Re:Just turn the box off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine, then give me back my airwaves. If I can't transmit my free speach on them, then I expect some say in what's done with them.

    16. Re:Just turn the box off... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

      Even channels you pay for assume that you're going to watch the ads that come with, and build that into the price. HBO and the like have much higher prices in part because they don't sell ads on their channels.

    17. Re:Just turn the box off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't have free TV. The cheapest published rate from my cable company is about $50/month including taxes. How is that free? We pay to get this programming in our homes so why does over 30% of the content paid commercials?

      You think I'm exaggerating the time aspect? Go add up the time used by all those commercial breaks. A 60 minute program has 40 minutes of content including credits. A 30 minute program has 20 minutes of content. That's on average.

      I'll bet a network exec's wet dream is a channel that's nothing but commercials 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

    18. Re:Just turn the box off... by NudeZiggy · · Score: 1

      you are paying for the infrastructure to broadcast the channels, with some small royalty to each station for broadcast distribution rights. The commercials pay for the content itself.

      Now, I agree that some advertising and product placement is overdone, but it's the same we see everywhere else. some MBA told the company that they could increase their revenue by adding a whole bunch (more) advertising streams.

      So, we've gone beyond paying for the shows itself, but also to padding hte profit margins and the CEO's $50 million retirement package, and on top of that all the people who do the real work are losing jobs to India. does it make sense? no. can we do anything about it? maybe, boycotts only work if you can edumacate the masses. It'll take time but the system will implode and there'll be a bunch of country clubs scratching their heads wondering where all the golfers went.

      sorry, got off topic, I guess, but I had a point in there somewhere.

    19. Re:Just turn the box off... by ibpooks · · Score: 1

      No, AbFab wasn't on the air in the US because the show sucks.

    20. Re:Just turn the box off... by E-Rock · · Score: 1

      If we were talking about Nightline talking about how delicious and refreshing Coke is, maybe. I think the debate here is over a can of Coke in everyone's hands during the premier of Friends. Who fscking cares?

    21. Re:Just turn the box off... by abigor · · Score: 1

      Because, of course, no television program that sucks ever gets aired in the U.S. No, it was because U.S. TV network sensibilities couldn't handle it.

    22. Re:Just turn the box off... by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      But we're talking about produce placement in entertainment, not in shows "presented as fact, opinion, view, or endorsement". In theory, people watching the show aren't taking it as fact -- they know it's fiction, made up, a story, and so normal rules of business ethics don't (and probably shouldn't) apply to the content.

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    23. Re:Just turn the box off... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      I've always recommended people get addicted to computers instead of the TV. As long as you're going to get fat from sitting all the time, you might as well stimulate your brain while you're at it.

    24. Re:Just turn the box off... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Funny, I pull my TV from the air, with an antenna, for free.

    25. Re:Just turn the box off... by honeygrl · · Score: 1

      But that only works if you are in a good spot for it.

    26. Re:Just turn the box off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are either of you talking about? It's on the Oprah network every night, and it does suck.

    27. Re:Just turn the box off... by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Do you want free TV? If so then expect commericals. Expect product placement.

      Yes. I will be eternally grateful to out TV overloards, and will help to pad their pocketbooks by watching 50 minutes of commercials during each 60 minute show, and paying close attention to the products being pushed during the 10 minutes of actual programming.

      Thank you god for giving us Big Businesses, who know all the answers. Please big business, tell me what I should do, and what products I should buy, and I will obey. Surely you know far better than I what needs to be done, and I will never utter the words "conflict of interest". I believe you when you say that 99% profit just isn't enough, and when you say that I should be grateful that the crap on TV isn't worse...

      If you don't then purchase your TV channels.

      You find me any service that offers completely commercial-free programming, and I'll be the first to sign-up.

      Or just turn the silly thing off.

      Ah, yes, the same old arguement. If you aren't willing to play by my rules, you don't get to play.

      Tell you what, if you don't like the high vehicle taxes, just don't own a vehicle. If you don't like how corrupt politicans are, you should move out of the country. If you don't like the fact that there is major advertising in public schools, you should pay thousands upon thousands of dollars for a private school.

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    28. Re:Just turn the box off... by perlchild · · Score: 1

      Yes a lot of tv-based drama's attraction is only attractive to their chosen audience for their accurate reproduction of fact. This can only go up as that market of shows is on the increase, while "fictional" entertainment is losing ground. I'm sure there's a Master's thesis waiting for someone to try and see how 1) it's more like reality 2) it's not rehearsed to death explains the various reality shows' successes on north-american screens.

    29. Re:Just turn the box off... by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

      Riiight.
      Reality shows are popular because they're just like reality ?

      So you spent 3 months on a desert island competing for a million dollars ?

      Reality shows are popular because the people on them are just as petty and vindictive as everyone else and the situations are contrived to hi-light this.

      They're comedies and dramas just like regular TV, but the producers don't have to hire writers or actors.

    30. Re:Just turn the box off... by SandSpider · · Score: 1

      I know it sounds wierd... but people need to realize that advertising is not a right. And the viewers of programs need to be secure in the knowledge that what is presented as fact, opinion, view, or endorsement is correctly attributed to those who actually put it forward.

      Actually, the viewers of the programs don't need to be secure. In anything. Economically, factually, emotionally, sexually, whatever. They just don't need it. This is TV. It lies. All the time. There are jokes made about it. I could throw a stone a slashdot and hit at least 12 people with different Simpsons quotes about how TV lies.

      The truth is, the people who pay for the program are the people who get to determine what's on it. They can make good decisions or bad decisions, but they're paying for it, so they can do what they want.

      As consumers, we pay in two ways. The first is monetarily, if you access it via cable or satellite or paying the government or what have you. The second is in time, by watching the show and/or associated advertisements. Since we've not been paying to watch the commercials as much, the other people who pay with actual money will find another way to make their contribution worthwhile.

      We call this system, "capitalism." It guarantees no Truths, only that if people are happy enough with it, they'll keep paying for it. And if it can make it's money in the Marketplace of Cash, it will freely ignore the Marketplace of Ideas.

      =Brian

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    31. Re:Just turn the box off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article did not argue for free programming, nor did it argue for removal of product placement.

      The entire argument can be summed up in this: Product placement in movies and TV shows is currently not regulated. The product placements are deceptive in that the viewer often does not realize that the product company has compensated the TV show or network to have their product displayed in a positive, and often influential manner. In order to protect the public from deception, TV shows should acknowledge that the products featured have paid for their inclusion.

      I agree in principal with the article. I personally don't want to see banner ads pop up every time a placed product is displayed, however there should be a clear disclaimer that the following advertisers have paid for product placement on this program. Perhaps 2 times per half hour show, or 3 times per hour would suffice.

      I also feel that the same thing should apply to placement of products in schools, especially if the product has an exclusivity contract...one such notice for a school soda machine placement could be:"Pepsi - The choice of a new generation that really has no choice. Your rights to choice have been sold by school administrators for a big fat check, which in turn guarantees no competition from other vendors on campus."
      .
      Also FYI - did you know that many of the major fast food chains are owned by the soda giants? Taco Bell and KFC are owned by Pepsi. Others have contracts to only carry one vendors product even if they are not owened. McDonalds carries coke and not Pepsi. I can't remember if Burger King and Jack in the Box are owned, but IIRC, they only carry one soda product line.
      .
      And finally, I don't have a link to the original article, but I read an article which pointed out how even within our homes, we are being bombarded with messages, cramming brand recognition above all else, especially in our kitchens. Look around..you'll see that most products have huge lettering for their brand name, and much smaller lettering describing what the product is. In many instances, it is only through name recognition that you can tell what is contained...for instance PROGRESSO bread crumbs, KRAFT parmesan cheese, WESSON vegetable oil. These are just a few examples off the top of my head, but your home is full of them.

    32. Re:Just turn the box off... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Did Amazon pay for that advert on Slashdot? (I mean the string in the []s.)

      No, that's a security feature. If you ever see [goatse.cx], you probably don't want to click on the link.

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    33. Re:Just turn the box off... by TedTschopp · · Score: 1

      ok, you have a point with broadcast airwaves... I didn't think of that. My Bad. I'll have to consider this for a while. Ted

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    34. Re:Just turn the box off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't click here: [goatse.cx]

    35. Re:Just turn the box off... by placeclicker · · Score: 1

      If you don't pay the Government for cable, why should the Government fix it?

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    36. Re:Just turn the box off... by the+pickle · · Score: 1

      people need to realize that advertising is not a right.

      Yeah. You tell 'em. And can you possibly call the U.S. District Court in Denver and tell Judge Edward Nottingham that advertising to my telephone isn't a right either?

      Thanks.

      p

    37. Re:Just turn the box off... by fldvm · · Score: 1

      so why wont the cable company sell me just the 4 channels I want.

    38. Re:Just turn the box off... by honeygrl · · Score: 1

      With the current equipment at the hubby's current job, it's not possible for analog channels and very difficult even for digital channels. They also wouldn't make any money that way.

    39. Re:Just turn the box off... by dgerman · · Score: 1

      This is exactly the reason why I refuse to pay for cable: I am not willing to pay for content that has commercials. You could do the same, and tell the cable operators (and tv operators) you are not willing to accept their advertisement when you pay for your tv programming.

      In my city, I can only get one free tv channel. Nothing worth, anyway. So I don't even have a tv. And after a while, I don't miss it a bit.

    40. Re:Just turn the box off... by dlt074 · · Score: 0

      " for their promise to adhere to a standard of quality that we set." from what i see on tv these days i have to conclude that they are not living up to their end of the deal already. either that our my unshakeable faith in mankind is begining to wobble.

    41. Re:Just turn the box off... by SirSlud · · Score: 1

      Basically, let people suffer before the market picks the best solution.

      How does capitalism work when the current leader in the market is afforded exponetially subervise methods of advertising? Wouldn't you rather live your life than spend it trying to educate yourself about every product you consume? Every apple you eat?

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    42. Re:Just turn the box off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if those commercials were taken out entirely, you would be paying a LOT more for the standard cable packages. The advertising, while annoying, effectively reduces the price you as a consumer pay for those services. This is why channels such as HBO and Cinemax to name a few are relatively expensive, there is little, if not any advertising, and so the full cost is passed on to your cable bill.

    43. Re:Just turn the box off... by perlchild · · Score: 1

      No I'm saying they're more like reality than westerns or sci-fi.
      It's like the two guys being run at by a bear. First guy says to second guy, I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you

    44. Re:Just turn the box off... by goldfndr · · Score: 1

      Maybe if the cable company itemized the stations' costs or at least listed any particular rate changes, customers would know to whom to directly complain?

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    45. Re:Just turn the box off... by thales · · Score: 1

      The "Public" Airwaves would have zero value if someone wasn't willing to make a considerable investment in them. The "Public" didn't create the value. The TV spectrum hasn't been very limited since UHF became common about 30 years ago. There are few markets where all availble channels are used. The notion of a limited resource might have had some validity when there were only 12 Chanels, only 4 of which were availble in any given market. It's rather outdated today. The TV Channels ought to be sold to the highest bidder, and the FCC should step back to the role of traffic cop, not public Censor.

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    46. Re:Just turn the box off... by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      There's been some speculation that, with DirecTV's smart card system, they could offer a plan where you pay $15 a month up front to cover the depreciation on the satellites and billing and so forth and then get the rest of the service a la carte.

    47. Re:Just turn the box off... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Black Adder, Fawlty Towers, Red Dwarf, Dr. Who, Absolutly Fabulous, Monty Python etc

      All of which come from the BBC, which has bugger all to do with Canada, it was all funded by us Brits and you're basically stealing our content, ya bastard ;-)

      Anyway, guess what? The BBC (over here) is now back to showing reruns of that same old stuff. Any new stuff it creates is utter, utter crap. I can't tell you how pathetic the BBC has become, and how past its peak of usefulness it is. An example: '3 non-blondes' is one of the recent pieces of 'entertainment' to come out of the BBC. It's basically 3.... non-blonde black women, being very loud, very annoying, and very un-funny.

      There may have been a reason for government funded broadcasting 40 years ago. That reason has gone with the coming of far more independent TV production.

    48. Re:Just turn the box off... by eddie+can+read · · Score: 1

      We the public grant TV stations the right to use the airwaves for their broadcast

      I'll ignore the point that the FTC isn't actually about the airwaves.

      What "we" do you mean, and where did "we" get the right? There are many "we"s. There's, for example, the city "we", the state "we", and the national "we". Which "we" is the rightful owner of what part of the airwaves? So there's one question to answer. Another question: Why? If the right was merely asserted and enforced, same as the Southern states merely asserted and enforced the right of white men to own black men as slaves, then that's a pretty poor right.

      A third question is, how real is thie "we", and how much is it just a misdirecting cover for a naked power grab by a particular group of people? For example, did "we" as a nation decide to invade Vietnam, or Iraq? Or did Kennedy and his group and Bush and his group decide, and did we go passively along for the ride because that's what a sheeple does? Can a critic in fact charge us with a violation of "truth in advertising" every time we say something like "we the public grant X, Y, and Z", when what actually happened was that some men in a room granted X, Y, and Z, and the rest of us paid no attention? Is saying that "we the public grant" something really any different from saying that a farmer's sheep "grant" him their wool? Rather: the farmer takes their wool, and they do not resist, being sheep. In this particular case, we are talking about an agency, the FTC. They are a regulatory agency and are therefore not directly subject to popular pressure, though in theory they are indirectly subject (the commissioners being chosen by the President and confirmed by the Senate). They are only subject to the people if the people bother to pay attention to what they are doing. But who has time to watch everything the state does? Effectively, then, I suggest that these commissioners, and even more, the agency that they head, are autonomous, can do pretty much what they want, with minimal repercussions. In short, they are not "we".

      Backtracking to the first question, the idea that the airwaves are "public" has more to do with long-range broadcasts than with short-range radio transmission. If a guy uses 802.11b on his own property, with minor spillover and no significant interference with his neighbor, then he doesn't need a license from the public, nor does the public have a right to regulate what he does. That isn't even pretended. So clearly this idea that "the public" should be consulted applies to long-range broadcasts. But in that case, the relevant public is surely nothing more or less than the public living in the precise area covered by the broadcast. That is not necessarily a very wide area. So why is the national government involved? TV should be a local matter - at most.

    49. Re:Just turn the box off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does your browser not show the link before you click on it?

    50. Re:Just turn the box off... by honeygrl · · Score: 1

      That would seem like a good idea. Here we have over 200 stations though so it might make my hubby's job in billing even more work than it already is. ;) They have already cut so many jobs in his office that he's currently doing his work plus all the work the new non-local call center screws up. It seems like they cut one job too many, but since that was done at a corperate level, they can't really do anything about it now. It probably wouldn't hurt to suggest it to your local office though.

    51. Re:Just turn the box off... by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      They've got to find some way to pay for the shows we watch.

      You make it sound imperative... as if the world wouldn't function without TV.

      No, they don't have to find a way to pay for the shows. Personally, I wish they would just go away... I find them rather boorish and annoying.

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  9. Damn by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just heard: the Mattel and Mars Bar Chocobot Hour just got cancelled.

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    1. Re:Damn by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 1

      Good, maybe the "Hallmark channel" will be next. FYI I was not being sarcastic, it really exists.

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    2. Re:Damn by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Good, maybe the "Hallmark channel" will be next. FYI I was not being sarcastic, it really exists.

      Well, until now I gave the Food Network the award for most annoying channel. Now I fear that I may have to give the award to the Hallmark Channel. Luckily for the food network, I don't actually have a TV with which I can confirm that the Hallmark Channel is more annoying than the Food Network. But the Food Network's radio commercials are pretty fuckin' annoying. In fact, any TV commercial on a radio station is pretty fuckin' annoying.

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  10. And they asked the government for help? by westendgirl · · Score: 1
    The head of a company that obtained repeated product placements actually called one such program 'a great infomercial.' Yet these programs typically lack the disclosure required of infomercials to uphold honesty and fair dealing."

    When it comes to honesty, fair dealings and an end to promoting agendas, the government is certainly going to get to the bottom of it. I've going to call CNN right now to find out who puts those "growth" and "jobs" signs behind Dubya....

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  11. Oh, I don't worry about that. by cliffy2000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I use my TIVO(c) DVR and I can fast forward through any of those annoying commercials. Did I mention that I love my IKEA(c) bed? It's so comfortable.
    Now, let me finish typing this on my APPLE(c) Powerbook G4.

  12. Should I worry about this crack down? by saskboy · · Score: 1

    If I am to believe the "Slippery Slope" theory of crackdowns, then this could follow through to a crackdown on signatures on /.

    I've been using product placement in my /. sig for almost my whole /.'ing life; innocently advertising humour while I make a valuable contribution to the comments here. :-)

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  13. trying to hold back the ocean with a bucket... by another+misanthrope · · Score: 2, Funny

    talk about wishful thinking - are the mega-corps really going to pass on this opportunity? Every time Jennifer Anistion gets her hair cut millions of American women run out and get the latest new hairdo. So why not include candy bars, soda pop, and autos? I say lets bring back smoking on TV and really get the money rolling in!

    1. Re:trying to hold back the ocean with a bucket... by honeygrl · · Score: 1

      As revolting as Whoopi Goldberg is, I was happy see a show where someone smoked on TV again. On top of the smoking, her sitcom is even mildly entertaining.

  14. Welcome ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new overlords. Hope you notice that I am drinking new Crystal Pepsi *wink wink*

  15. Why is this important? by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I have a complementary issue: Why do you or don't you watch TV? Is it fun, worthwhile, interesting, and fulfilling? Is it passive, tedious, exploitative, and manipulative?

    If very few people spent much time watching content filled with commercials, what would happen? What would advertisers do?

    1. Re:Why is this important? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TV sucks, and I don't watch it. The programming is usuall sub-par and the commercials most often an insult to my intelligence.

      But watch out for a flood of people who will now accuse you of being a holier-than-thou "kill your television" fuckwad because you don't share their taste in entertainment. At least one of them will point to the Onion article about the "I don't watch TV guy." You'll see. It'll happen.

    2. Re:Why is this important? by robochan · · Score: 0

      Television shows were once about entertainment. TV News once actually had something to do with journalism.

      Neither situation is like that any more. Shows and News programs are now nothing more than something to keep your attention between the commercials. That's the true sentiment behind "if it bleeds it leads" mentality. Most of the time even the shows are quite riddled with product placement.
      My sister sells baskets as a "home business". She promotes them as "Featured on Everyone Loves Rayman" or whatever the hell it's called. Her husband works for "A Large Pharmeceutical Corporation." He was bragging to me the other day about how much they spend getting their products mentioned by name on "News" programs and ER (the hospital show). The amounts were staggering, and quite obscene considering that several families of 4 could be set for several years for what the "Large Pharmeceutical Corporation" pays just to have it's products mention on some crappy emergency room drama.

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    3. Re:Why is this important? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's almost nothing worth watching. I watch no more than eight hours of TV a month. My time is better spent elsewhere.

      Like Slashdot.

    4. Re:Why is this important? by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      TV? What's that? Oh you mean that low-res, low-refresh dusty device sitting over in the corner?

      About half a decade ago, I cancelled my CableTV since I was working 60+ hour weeks and spending the rest of my time doing anything but watching TV. (Why pay $30/mo for something that I wasn't watching more then a few hours per month?) It doesn't take long before you realize you don't miss it, and there are other things to do with your spare time. Now, the only TV that I see is when I'm away on a business trip (usually watch Discovery or History Channel) or if I'm over at friend's houses.

      I've debated hooking cable TV back up... but I'd use a PVR system and want to be able to dump favorite episodes off to DVD.

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  16. A little First Post happy?? by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 4, Informative
    Maybe if you read the whole story before clicking reply:
    Yet these programs typically lack the disclosure required of infomercials to uphold honesty and fair dealing.
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    1. Re:A little First Post happy?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Damn.. you consider this an intelligent retort while quoting something that says "honesty" and "Informercial" in the same sentence????

    2. Re:A little First Post happy?? by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Right. But they still have all those rules about fraud.

      Show us an example of a bad product placement, one that would be changed by requirements of "honesty and fair dealing," and then perhaps we can consider laws to rectify the problem.

      Otherwise, no one cares.

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    3. Re:A little First Post happy?? by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      I read that sentence, and still agree whole heartedly that the government shouldn't be involved in this.

      Peace be with you,
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    4. Re:A little First Post happy?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about "Da Bears presented by Banc One"? Oh, wait, this is Slashdot, where no one gives a sheat about sports, cars, beer drinkin, or chicks... Nevermind.

    5. Re:A little First Post happy?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Product placement in entertainment programs is a completely different animal than informercials. If you're looking to a sitcom to inform you about products/politics/whatever, I don't think the government should be rescuing you.

      The issue I worry about is whether news programs will be compromised.

    6. Re:A little First Post happy?? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      James Bond with an Ericsson cell phone?

    7. Re:A little First Post happy?? by Sphere1952 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "... required of infomercials to uphold honesty and fair dealing."

      There is no honesy and fair dealing. If you want honesty and fair dealing then start by breaking up the Big corporations. After they're gone we ought to be able to get small and medium sized businesses to behave.

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    8. Re:A little First Post happy?? by enjo13 · · Score: 1

      I think the original point still holds. While these people may have a REASON (in their minds) to 'bring the government into this', as a citizen I can't see how this is really a fair or logical request.

      While I realize that the networks broadcast on 'the peoples frequencies', I still don't see how product placement is such a bad thing that it requires government involvement. Let the government worry about terrorists, and let the market decide how much advertising we're willing to handle.

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    9. Re:A little First Post happy?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did we begin believing everything that is on the idiot box? It's a tv show, it is NOT REAL, do not belive the claims they make, do not belive that because superman can fly you should get a running jump off of your attic. People, wake the F up, stop inviting the govt to interfere with television, and remember that television is just the modern day camp fire. Stories are told with it, these stories are NOT 100% true. Parents: if you're afraid of what your kids might see on tv, here's an idea, don't use it as a babysitter, watch television with your children. *sigh* no wonder this country is self destructing, people can't even think for themselves, we live in fictious times.

    10. Re:A little First Post happy?? by th4tGuy() · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is one of the dumbest things the government could legislate.

      The difference between infomercials and product placement is that infomercials deal specifically with the endorsement of one or more specific products. They cram down the viewers throats garbage about this product being the next best thing since sliced bread - and for only 3 installments of $19.95.
      Product placement relies on the ability of a brand to distinguish itself among a specific setting... maybe that's not so subtle, but it sure isn't as obnoxious as an infomercial. The show is only indirectly endorsing the product, rather than directly tell the viewer about it.

      Additionally, think of the consequences of making the placement of recognizable products in a public broadcast illegal. Anytime a product is vaguely distinguishable it couldn't be used as a prop! That means the TV shows would need to have a bunch of dull looking props - which would make the TV shows even more dull. Think no more fast cars, sony / apple computers, or brand name cloths, just to name a few.

      The result: All TV shows would be about a bunch hippie-made clothed individuals driving brown 1970s american station wagons, and interacting with a beige boxed computer to solve the mysteries... CHiPS with Pentium133s!

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    11. Re:A little First Post happy?? by cyb3r0ptx · · Score: 1

      Rah! Rah! Down with corporations!

      That was good for the obligatory +1 mod.

      lame

    12. Re:A little First Post happy?? by Frogbert · · Score: 0
      Show us an example of a bad product placement, one that would be changed by requirements of "honesty and fair dealing," and then perhaps we can consider laws to rectify the problem.

      Ahem... The Nintendo Powerglove as seen in The Wizard.

      Quoth Lucas:
      "I love the powerglove. It's so bad!"

      The Nintendo Powerglove:

      • a. Did not make those beepy sounds when you pressed the buttons and,
      • b. Was NOT lovable nor was it "bad"
    13. Re:A little First Post happy?? by Hoarke42 · · Score: 1

      You mean they weren't honest when they were advertising "superconducting metal"?

      Now how am I going to construct my Doomsday Device (TM)?

    14. Re:A little First Post happy?? by mink · · Score: 1

      Best not be getting between Americans and ConAgra provided NASCAR

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  17. Too bad it's unenforcable... by El · · Score: 2, Insightful

    outlawing product placement would also drive all travel shows off the air, as well as monster house, monster garage, all game shows, all shows set in an obvious city (like Las Vegas), etc. Seriously, where do you draw the line?

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    1. Re:Too bad it's unenforcable... by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When you can't tell the differnce between advertising and the show.

      Basically, they want to be sure that the shows don't violate truth in advertising.
      Or that som news show doesn't do an article on the health benefits od (insert paid product ad here)
      or worse, take money from company A to report the bad dealings at the competitor.

      They people in charge of this are drawing the line. If you don't like it, get active and try to change it. I suspect the line will be perfectly acceptable to most reasonable people.

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    2. Re:Too bad it's unenforcable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I'd draw the line at paying for product insertion. Lending an item, I'd say that's fine. Cable shows should be allowed to do what they want.

    3. Re:Too bad it's unenforcable... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      outlawing product placement would also drive all travel shows off the air, as well as monster house, monster garage, all game shows, all shows set in an obvious city (like Las Vegas), etc. Seriously, where do you draw the line?

      Well, let's see. There's the serious potential of outlawing all existing shows, especially "reality tv", then LET'S OUTLAW PRODUCT PLACEMENT!!!! Finally, an end solution to the whole TV problem.

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  18. It's not ALWAYS bad by r_glen · · Score: 1

    I feel special knowing that a counter-terrorist agent saving America drives a Ford, just like me!

    Note to Commercial Alert: I was not payed for my above reference to Ford Motors, Inc.

  19. Different products in different markets by blamanj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is really a side issue, but the distributors are getting power over the content based on product ads as well.

    For example, assume Miramax signs a deal with Coors such that all characters in a film are shown drinking Coors in the US version of the film, but signs a different deal for the Asian distribution so that the characters are shown drinking Kirin. They simply digitally edit the masters for each region.

    While that example was fictional, there have been independant films that have been modified by the distributor because the filmmaker use the "wrong" product when making the movie.

    1. Re:Different products in different markets by StillNeedMoreCoffee · · Score: 1

      There was also a movie with Zato Ichi the Japanese blind samari meets the One Armed Swordsman (Chinese Martial arts star). The movie had 3 endings. One for Japan, One for Hong Kong and one for the rest of the world market. Guess which one had one or the other winning or a draw...

    2. Re:Different products in different markets by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      This has also/already been done with live TV... the specific instance that I can recall is the New Years Eve bash in Times Square, NYC. There was an ad behind Dick Clark (who's studio overlooked Times Square) which was digitially replaced by the network.

      NBC Upset About CBS's Digital Ethics

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  20. Product placement is the future of movies by Thagg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't know about television, but there is little question that the only possible response to movie piracy is product placement. With product placement, you might even encourage people to pirate movies.

    thad

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    1. Re:Product placement is the future of movies by evilviper · · Score: 1

      I've always thought, if they want to have product placement in movies, that would be fine if it was free. However, the one thing I damn well can't stand is being bent over two barrels... Either charge me for a ticket, or have ads/placement/trailers. I haven't gone to the theatre in years now, because of that.

      Now, with product placement, the problem is that it takes away from the movie greatly. You can't have ads that integrate with a movie, otherwise the ads don't have the desired effect. They have to stand-out, detract from the movie, and the movies aren't that good to begin with.

      With Castaway, it wouldn't have been an incredible movie without the ads anyhow, but probably good enough that I would have bought in. However, taking the ads into account, it was an awful movie, and one I wouldn't pay a cent for. I might keep a copy if they were handing out free DVDs, but I probably wouldn't ever watch it again. (Although I might not be so bitter about paying to watch one big dammed commercial)

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    2. Re: Product placement is the future of movies by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > I don't know about television, but there is little question that the only possible response to movie piracy is product placement. With product placement, you might even encourage people to pirate movies.

      Better get started inventing that tivo++, which filters placed products out of the video stream...

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    3. Re:Product placement is the future of movies by phiwum · · Score: 1

      I don't know about Castaway, but the blatant and annoying ad placements in Minority Report caused me to revise my opinion of the film considerably. Without the ads, it might have been a mediocre attempt at sci fi action. With the constant ads (did the faux ironic comments about too many ads in the future world fool anyone into thinking that these product placements were artistic illustrations?), I decided it was an unwatchable piece of shit.

      I would've regretted purchasing the DVD if I had paid more than $2 for a Chinese bootleg.

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    4. Re:Product placement is the future of movies by evilviper · · Score: 1

      I've seen Minority Report... The product placement was a temporary anoyance, but it didn't bother me too much.

      Be sure you avoid Castaway, or your head may explode.

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  21. Six Words.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

  22. what's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's a choice between the media companies stifling technological innovation because they want you to watch ads instead of fast-forwarding, and media companies putting ads in the shows, I'll take the ads in the shows!

    It's not like most TV programming is anything pure and noble anyway, do you really sit down to watch major network TV expecting anything but a slick commercial experience? Do you let your kids learn about life by watching sitcoms?

    Besides, what's annoying about ads is their intrusiveness. If they are un-intrusive, I don't have as much of a problem.

    So please, let's have "interstitial" commercials die, they no longer make sense in the age of DVR's and so forth. Product placement is a first step.

    (Of course the BEST thing would be a higher cable fee in exchange for no ads whatsoever but I'm not holding my breath!)

  23. NBC and Computer Associates. by EggMan2000 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Product placement has been getting on my nerves lately on NBC specifically. My wife thinks I weird to point it out, but, man it is laughable at some the blatent placement. A couple examples concerning on company: Computer Associates



    I was watching ER, and they had three of their products in promenetly displayed near some binders at the check-in nursing station thing. Why would a nurses station need to have software such as ArcServIT, BrightStor, UniCenter, etc.. all nicely lined up next to the monitor of their PC? It's just so odd, and does not fit in with the audience at all. These are Enterprise software suites that cost thousands of dollars.

    Additionally, I saw the very same CA lineup in "Just Shoot Me", behind the CEO's desk, next to pictures of his family, and stuff. It would make so much more sense if the product placements were appropriate to the audience.

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    1. Re:NBC and Computer Associates. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked for CA, and they put screen grabs of those NBC shows on their corporate intranet. It's obvious that CA paid off NBC to put huge banners up so that wealthy software-buying viewers would be aware of those brand names.

      CA rep: "We'd like to tell you about Unicenter."
      Client: "Oh yeah, I've seen that somewhere before..."

    2. Re:NBC and Computer Associates. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ER is especially bad for this. They manage to work in at least one reference to the Sonosite (a portable ultrasound) -- they must be hoping that hospotal adminitrators all over the world are paying attention.

      "If it saves lives on TV, then I guess it must be worth blowing my budget to get a few of those for MY hospital."

    3. Re:NBC and Computer Associates. by BooRadley · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Hmmmm... You're a computer professional, and you remember not only the placement, but the brands and company that were marketed there.



      I'd say mission accomplished.

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    4. Re:NBC and Computer Associates. by jazman_777 · · Score: 2, Funny
      I was watching ER, and they had three of their products in promenetly displayed near some binders at the check-in nursing station thing. Why would a nurses station need to have software such as ArcServIT, BrightStor, UniCenter, etc.. all nicely lined up next to the monitor of their PC? It's just so odd, and does not fit in with the audience at all. These are Enterprise software suites that cost thousands of dollars.

      Thanks, you explained why I went out and bought ArcServIT for my home desktop. I was helpless to resist--I couldn't really justify it, but just had to have it.

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    5. Re:NBC and Computer Associates. by WNight · · Score: 1

      I remember brands from commercials. When a commercial annoys me enough I will make a point of remembering to never buy from them again.

      Not all publicity is good publicity.

    6. Re:NBC and Computer Associates. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the hospital had just dumped all their CA software and were finally putting the binders to good use ;-)

    7. Re:NBC and Computer Associates. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say not. EggMan2000 has a negative association with those products, hence I postulate he probably won't buy/recommend them.

    8. Re:NBC and Computer Associates. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      I was watching ER

      I was surprised by how quickly the hospital in ER was able to install LCD monitors everyplace, apparently years before they were affordable to the general population.

      Does anyone remember the ER episode where the entire staff was playing DOOM? The screen images were very clear, and the actors actually used the names of the weapons in their dialog.

      (I doubt that was paid placement...)

    9. Re:NBC and Computer Associates. by Delron+Da+Thugg · · Score: 0

      MWAHAHAHAHA that's exactly true...not only that, it's happened on NYPD Blue - they raided some criminal's house and he had a pile of CA software boxes...wtf?!?

    10. Re:NBC and Computer Associates. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, most of the banks, grocery stores, and other retail establishments in my area have LCD panels. There's a minor benefit as far as energy usage is concerned, but that often doesn't outweigh the high initial cost. However, the savings in space is significant. In a cluttered environment, a 17" CRT commands a lot of valuable space, so it makes perfect sense for a hospital to be using LCDs instead.

      LCDs also put out a lot less interference than CRTs, which is always a good thing around modern electronic medical equipment, even if the chance of harmful interference is incredibly slight.

      LCDs are more reliable due to their solid state nature - it's not at all uncommon for CRTs to simply fail, sometimes with the generation of toxic fumes (it took me a week to air out the smell of burned flyback transistor from my computer room when my old 15" decided to die). Reliability has a more obvious advantage: you don't want your computerized ambulance dispatch system to be down for ten minutes while someone digs a spare CRT out of storage.

      As for why the LCDs are in a television set of a hospital: perhaps for realism, but probably because LCDs, being smaller, obstruct the field-of-view a lot less, making the set look and feel more open.

    11. Re:NBC and Computer Associates. by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

      About the strangest product placement I've seen yet is a Hewlett Packard logo in The Matrix... Towards the end of the movie, right when Neo jumps up and out of the subway track area, they show Agent Smith standing in the path of the subway train... Right before the train hits him, you can see a Hewlett Packard logo behind him on the subway wall -- it's the same color as the subway (I believe it was grey), but it's clearly distinguishable. Try viewing the scene in slow-motion -- you will begin to wonder how many other adverts like this were slipped into the movie!

    12. Re:NBC and Computer Associates. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, if recollection brings disgust, then obviously you'll do all you can to avoid that product and seek out it's competitors.

    13. Re:NBC and Computer Associates. by okigan · · Score: 1

      Yep i guess it works.

      But I distinctly remember couple of ads on TV.
      They irritated the hell out of me (the stupidity
      is just dazzling, but cuz i dont like it, i
      could not stand them)

      So now every time i pass by the store that was
      advertised, i get irritated every time. And guess
      what ... i am not shopping there, ever.

      The same goes for X10 cam, not buy them or
      anything that has any relationship to them.

      I think the CA now earning the negative points.

    14. Re:NBC and Computer Associates. by H8X55 · · Score: 0

      now all you have to do is

      1) Sue NBC and CA
      2) ????
      3) profit!!

    15. Re:NBC and Computer Associates. by superflippy · · Score: 1

      It would make so much more sense if the product placements were appropriate to the audience.

      A lot of the home improvement and makeover type shows have totally obvious product placement, and no one complains. On a bunch of the TLC shows, for example, they plaster sponsor logos all over their trucks and use products from the sponsors' stores and no one complains. They list the sponsors in the credits as well.

      If ER lists in the credits "This episode sponsored in part by Computer Associates," that would solve the problem, wouldn't it?

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    16. Re:NBC and Computer Associates. by pod · · Score: 1
      As for why the LCDs are in a television set of a hospital: perhaps for realism, but probably because LCDs, being smaller, obstruct the field-of-view a lot less, making the set look and feel more open.

      They also look nicer and more techy, and the image is solid, so you get to avoid shooting a lot of flicker.

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  24. Commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like ads. The ads are more entertaining than the actual program, (unless it's sports or news). I would like to watch 20 minutes of commercials and 10 minutes of program.

    1. Re:Commercials by sevenoftoine · · Score: 1

      Remember, shows are "filler". They don't make money off the shows. They make money off the commercials. Now on the other hand, if a show's star says "wow, this XYZ potion got rid of all my wrinkles", then I would agree with the poster, that the FCC/FTC/DEA should be involved.

    2. Re:Commercials by r_glen · · Score: 1

      You should watch Montel.

  25. How about regular commercials? by randito · · Score: 1

    Never mind product placement, how about plain old commercials?. I opted out of having a cableTV feed a decade ago because I found the amount of commercials annoying, and use the local video store instead. Watching TV at friends houses on occasion, I am in awe at their conditioned tolerace for these commerecial's length, obnoxiousness, and frequency, which seem to have grown to the point where they overshadow the program iteself.

    1. Re:How about regular commercials? by NavySpy · · Score: 1

      No kidding -- especially when you consider that many of the commercials are +totally+ inappropriate for children. I'm watching Monday Night Football with my son, and some raunchy add for a telephone sex line comes on. Sheesh!

    2. Re:How about regular commercials? by Saucepan · · Score: 1

      This is so true. I too stopped watching TV a couple of years ago, after the web had gotten me too used to being in full control of my own information and entertainment choices.

      Now whenever I see others watching TV I'm amazed not just at the percentage of commercial content, but mostly at the stunning levels of sheer, toxic stupidity emanating from the tube. Did it get significantly worse since 1999, or (more frightening still) was it always this bad and I just never noticed?

    3. Re:How about regular commercials? by randito · · Score: 1

      well, saucepan, TV was always this bad. nostalgia is what makes watching the A-Team or Knight Rider bearable, not quality. Actually, you could argue the same about Dr. Who!

      There are always a few jewels mixed in with the rough, time will tell what they are. Six Feet Under seems to be getting good reviews from people who's opinion I trust. If i had cable, I'd watch it.

      One of the main reasons I cancelled the cable was, rather than sit through commercials, I conditioned myself to flick through programs when the commercial came on. This lead to me never watching a program in it's entirety. Hence my decision to rent videos. I can now fall asleep or just stop a video half way through, and continue the next day. If I only want to spend half an hour watching to TV, I can. I won't miss anything.

    4. Re:How about regular commercials? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watching TV at friends houses on occasion, I am in awe at their conditioned tolerace for these commerecial's length, obnoxiousness, and frequency

      They allow one to hit the fridge and/or bathroom mid-program, kinda like an intermission in a play.

    5. Re:How about regular commercials? by randito · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but if i need to go to the bathroom for 4 minutes at least three times in a half hour, i would see a doctor.

  26. big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    infomercials sell crap. product placement in a show, making the show into an infomercial, just means they are selling crap.

    if you have half a brain you don't buy the crap pitched in infomercials, so who cares if they try to pitch it in a tv show?

    tv show = infomercial = crap. nuff said.

  27. Product Placement in comments by generic-man · · Score: 5, Funny

    As I sit down in front of my Dell monitor drinking Mountain Dew Code Red ("A taste as real as the streets"), I can't help but wonder the depths to which product placement has affected us. After all, wasn't it in "The Matrix" - Catch The Matrix Revolutions only in theaters this November where we are encouraged to "free our minds"? I can't believe that TiVo - TV Your Way is being blamed for a decline in traditional advertising on networks like Fox -- check out their new Monday night line-up!.

    I think people need to mellow out with a Guinness Draught - drink straight from the bottle and just learn to enjoy the ride. After all, if you really wanted to enjoy some independent thought, you wouldn't watch Philips High-Definition Plasma Screen - higher-resolution than reality.

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    1. Re:Product Placement in comments by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      you lost all credibility when you admitted to drinking code red... that stuff is crap.

      Live Wire on the other hand is great.

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    2. Re:Product Placement in comments by Delron+Da+Thugg · · Score: 0

      Speaking of the Matrix - Best Buy had a special deal with Nokia or whoever made those vile looking phones for Matrix Reloaded. They had a "deal" where if you bought those ugly phones, you would get a "Matrix Reloaded Collector's Tin"...God it was so pathetic. I'm sure not a single one of those phones sold because I only saw them once in the store. It didn't help that the phones looked like alien anal probes.

    3. Re:Product Placement in comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was Samsung. I seem to recall they even paid a whole bunch to beat Nokia for the Matrix Reloaded product placement rights...

  28. Think about it by Exiler · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I was just sitting here drinking my Syrup-syra from a new, bigger 24 oz. bottle when I spilled some on my new PoP(TM) pre-torn bleached shirt because I was laughing at the SUK network, the best channel in the world when I realized, damn, we're surrounded by advertising.

    I quickly got into my Maku Jumhp basketball shoes and ran outside, trying to get away from the labels and icons.

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  29. All of TV is about sales... by NineNine · · Score: 1

    ...and if you don't know that, then, well, you shouldn't be watching TV. I mean really... selling on TV! Oooh! TV shows on broadcast TV are not some pristine, ad-free venues for directors and writers. They're corporate schlock designed to sell or to influence. Hell, the US gov't has been paying TV series for years if they include a "drungs are bad, m'kay?" theme in the story. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go purchase a fantastic /. t-shirt from Think Geek

    1. Re:All of TV is about sales... by CrazyClimber · · Score: 1

      I worked as an operating technician for a TV station. During orientation, the station manager (How important was the message? It was delivered by the boss...) made it very clear that the programming was only a container for the advertising. If I had to screw up and drop the signal, do it during the program.

  30. Product placement is REALISTIC by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    I remember the big controversy over the Cheerio's box in the first Superman movie.

    People should realize that such product placement ads some realism. It looks artificial when you see those "Home Improvement" reruns and the kids are all drinking a vaguely-Coke-looking generic cola.

    Remember, in the real world, people actually do drink Snapple, and eat Junior Mints (a couple of examples of name-brand products appearing in "Seinfeld")

    As long as they do not go overboard like Dr Tongue in the 3-d House of Pancakes and waggle bottles of Mrs Butterworth in your face.

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    1. Re:Product placement is REALISTIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jerry Seinfeld drives a Saab, but I'll never even consider buying one. :)

    2. Re:Product placement is REALISTIC by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      What's the big deal? It's a "Junior Mint!" Funny episode

  31. Product placement is good by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Product placement is used to uphold the realism in television and movies. Chances are, even without advertising, that movies would contain scenes where characters drink Coke or go to Wal-Mart. With product placement, shows get to generate some extra cash to make their show for something they were likely to do in the first place.
    Back in the old old old Edison days, there wasn't product placement. In films characters held bottles labeled 'Beer' and ate from boxes labeled 'Cereal.' Things like that just wouldn't cut it today.
    One of the number one things in movies that kills realism to me is when someone gives their phone number as 555-1234. Most all movies are guilty of this, and it destroys the suspension of disbelief when no matter where in America the film is set, they have the same phone number.

    1. Re:Product placement is good by Peyna · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You do realize that beer actually did at one time come in cans that said nothing more than 'Beer'?

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    2. Re:Product placement is good by lindsayt · · Score: 1

      Actually, I believe 555 numbers are not universally unused (though I'm reasonably sure 555-1234 is). If I remember correctly, only some specific 555 numbers are explicitly disallowed from being real phone numbers; I remember a story about some person getting dozens of calls because a small town somewhere in the USA was using a 555 prefix; a hollywood writer incorrectly assumed all 555 numbers were good and assigned a real person's number (albeit without area code so the damage was small).

      I don't know for sure since IANATE (I am not a telco engineer), but I'm pretty sure that the 555 thing shouldn't kill your buzz.

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    3. Re:Product placement is good by eweu · · Score: 2, Informative

      In films characters held bottles labeled 'Beer' and ate from boxes labeled 'Cereal.' Things like that just wouldn't cut it today.

      Worked in Repo Man.

    4. Re:Product placement is good by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      Some more details here. Supposedly 555-0100 to 555-0199 are now reserved for movies, although that article is about 10 years old.

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    5. Re:Product placement is good by way2trivial · · Score: 1
      I have yet to see a single cordless phone available anywhere with the AT& T logo on the bottom of the handset, the flat part under the mouth

      yet every propmaster in hollywood has them.

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    6. Re:Product placement is good by H8X55 · · Score: 0

      here here.

      i'd prefer to see my favorite star drinking a can of Coca-Cola than a can of Cohe anyday.

      I think it was the Roseanne show that spoofed more name brands than any other without it being an intentional parody. I remember sodas, snacks, laundry detergents, regular household items that looked just like the name brand, save a letter or two different.

    7. Re:Product placement is good by phiwum · · Score: 1

      Back in the old old old Edison days, there wasn't product placement. In films characters held bottles labeled 'Beer' and ate from boxes labeled 'Cereal.' Things like that just wouldn't cut it today.

      Why the heck not? Even assuming that white cans with black lettering is too distracting for one with attention problems, one can easily create a fake packaging that looks good enough.

      But, in any case, what have the products that a character uses to do with realism? Was Minority Report a much more believable movie because Tom Cruise bought a coat in a Gap store (with big names everywhere)? Would the plot have suffered irreparably if he had instead stopped at a non-descript clothing store?

      Did you find ET eminently more reasonable because an alien would like a national brand candy like Reese's pieces, and not some no-name snack?

      Hell, use real products if you wish, but stop shoving them in my face when I'm trying to watch the movie.

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  32. It would be a problem if it worked... by ctrl-alt-elite · · Score: 1

    Product placement would be a major problem... if it was actually effective advertising. It has absolutely no effect on people like me, and I watch a lot of TV.

    All this talk about product placement has made me hungry and thirsty, so if you'll excuse me, I'm off to hop on my Segway(tm) and cruise over to my local AmPm(tm) to purchase a can of refreshing Pepsi(tm) and a peanut-rich Snickers(tm) brand candy bar. Yum.

  33. Hmmm by cybermace5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know if it's really that bad. What's more annoying: a full-force block of annoying commercials, or random insertion of objects into programs as examples of typical use? Do you want a 30 second song-and-dance involving anthropomorphic anything, or being able to see that Monica is obviously using the newest Swiffer to clean the kitchen floor, and maybe makes a remark to the effect of how well it works?

    Actually, I think people would rather have the commercials. Companies realize that commercial blocks are incredibly easy to get up and walk away from, and people use those bits of time to get other stuff done. If they can remove the obvious demarcation between programming and advertising, the audience is captive.

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    1. Re:Hmmm by Viceice · · Score: 1

      I agree. Some adverts are just downright fun to watch..

      Too bad the good stuff is banned in my country. (Malaysia)

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    2. Re: Hmmm by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Do you want a 30 second song-and-dance involving anthropomorphic anything, or being able to see that Monica is obviously using the newest Swiffer to clean the kitchen floor, and maybe makes a remark to the effect of how well it works?

      More likely you'll see her trying to use it to clean the stains off a dress...

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  34. Don't "blame" TiVo by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 3, Interesting

    TiVo doesn't "skip commercials" any more than a VCR does. Either one requires the viewer to fast-play while watching the screen and then press a button when it reaches the part of the recording you want to watch. TiVo performs the job less clunkily than a VCR (the advantage of disk storage over tape), but that's it. (I believe ReplayTV is the one that actually has a commercial-skipping feature.)

    1. Re:Don't "blame" TiVo by bastion_xx · · Score: 1

      Select - Play - Select - 3 - 0 - Select

      Your TiVo now skips commercials (30 seconds at a time). Know your shows and you know how many "skip ahead" keys to press. Normal time to skip all commercials and hit the beginning of the next segment: 5 seconds tops.

    2. Re:Don't "blame" TiVo by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about whether TiVo made it easy or automatic enough that people were actually skipping commercials altogether with it, not whether anyone knew the "cheat" codes for it.

  35. Info-mercial-tainment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually really enjoy the Pleasantville commerical where the new vacuum cleaner brings colorization and sexual revolution to a 50s household.

  36. TV!=PBS by minus_273 · · Score: 1

    people need to figure that out!

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  37. Government and Money by quizwedge · · Score: 1

    First off, I would agree with others... keep the government out of it. Why do we cry to the government for things like this? Why shouldn't shows be allowed to show me products?

    This leads to the money issue. If they can't sell commercial because no one is watching them and they can't do product placement, how are they supposed to make money? People paying to receive their channels? Nope, that money goes to your Cable company or Dish network provider or, you don't pay anything because you get it by your own antenna.

    Furthermore, the more government intervention, the more the government does, the more people they need, the more they need to pay, the more we have to pay in taxes.

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    1. Re:Government and Money by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Nice over-reaction you got going there.
      This falls under existing government regulations. It is not product placement per se. It is abuse of a mediam to spread false or misleading statments in product advertising.

      I believe the cablesatalite companies pay for the material. I don't know, 10 more bucks a month for no advetising might be a good idea.

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  38. Bigger Fish to Fry by MBCook · · Score: 2, Insightful
    We've got bigger fish to fry.

    First off, I have to say that when it's done decently, I see no problem with product placement. Untill it's like the hot chocolate mix add in the movie "The Truman Show", I don't have a problem. I don't mind if when a guy is drinking a soda on TV it's a REAL Coke can as opposed to something that looks almost exactly like a Coke can but say "Cola" on it or something. As long as the camera doesn't zoom in on it or otherwise notice it, it's fine with me.

    That said, if there is one thing to fix on TV, I would make the language get fixed. Prime time TV has become a sewer. "I Love Lucy" was (and still is) a funny show without having to have the characters talk like sailors. There are some situations where I understand it (ER does a good job for the most part) but overall I think there is too much cursing on TV. That famous "7 words you can't say on TV" bit (I think it's George Carlin's?), I think I heard that almost all of those words are allowed now.

    I haven't noticed an increase in product placement, which means that if it's happening, they are doing a good job and I don't mind. I'd rather we focus on the cussing.

    Sorry guys, that's the facts, IMHO.

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    1. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by NineNine · · Score: 1

      That said, if there is one thing to fix on TV, I would make the language get fixed. Prime time TV has become a sewer. "I Love Lucy" was (and still is) a funny show without having to have the characters talk like sailors. There are some situations where I understand it (ER does a good job for the most part) but overall I think there is too much cursing on TV. That famous "7 words you can't say on TV" bit (I think it's George Carlin's?), I think I heard that almost all of those words are allowed now.

      Fuck you. I'm an adult, and I don't appreciate being spoken down to for the sake of not offending a handful of religious nutjobs. That's why I never watch movies that are broadcast on TV. The commercials, fine. But when Bruce Willis starts saying "poop" instead of "shit", I get really fucking pissed off.

    2. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by jolyonr · · Score: 0, Troll

      I would make the language get fixed

      I would make the grammar get fixed too.

      Jolyon

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    3. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by MBCook · · Score: 1
      I'm an adult too, and I don't think that not being cursed at is being "spoken down to". In fact, if anything, I would considder it an insult that I'm getting cursed at, that THAT is being spoken down to.

      As for your Bruce Willis reference, I agree that when that kind of thing happens it's anoying. Like I said, I don't mind a little cursing if it really fits the situation. But the constant cussing is just annoying and juvenile, IMHO.

      Also, I'm not a religous nutjob. I'm not terribly religous at all. I'm just tired of being cussed at. I find it INSULTING. It gets on my nerves about just a little more than laugh tracks. Why? Here's why:

      Hey networks! I'm smart enough to figure out when to laugh and when people are pissed off without needing laughtracks and cursing.

      I can't say it much more plain than that. I'm sorry you don't agree with me, but it's not going to hurt you to town down the over-the-top-use-them-as-normal-words-and-in-every -other-sentence cursing that we are speeding head on towards.

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    4. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by FrostedWheat · · Score: 1

      I was watching a USA show on TV last week, and they censored the word "fart". Is that kind of thing normal over there? From what you say it dosen't seem like it.

    5. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Penguinshit · · Score: 1


      Why, when I see your sig ("+++"), do I want to respond with "OK"?

    6. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Kevin+DeGraaf · · Score: 2, Funny

      That said, if there is one thing to fix on TV, I would make the language get fixed. Prime time TV has become a sewer.

      Amen. I'm glad someone else has enough backbone to come out and say this.

      Even more disturbing than TV's gratuitous profanity, IMHO, is the fact that just about every show these days glorifies immoral lifestyles. It seems like every sitcom out there depicts unmarried couples living together, having sex, etc. Then there's junk like "Will & Grace", which proclaims that flagrant homosexual practice is acceptable, and even normal. Yikes.

      Watching primetime trash these days makes me want to destroy my TV. I probably would, if it weren't for generally high-quality shows like L&O, which actually go for thoughtful plotlines rather than the promotion of immorality...

      Just me $0.02...

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    7. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Dirtside · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I think I heard that almost all of those words are allowed now.
      Hm. Ignorant AND credulous. There's a winning combo.

      FYI, the seven words are shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits. (George Carlin actually made up that list; there's quite a lot of others you couldn't say then and still can't say now.) At any rate, none of those words are allowable on American broadcast television, even now, in late 2003. You'll hear them on (some) cable channels, but not on the networks. (There may have been occasional exceptions, but I doubt many.)

      There's not a lot of cussing on broadcast TV, which is presumably what you're referring to. At worst, it's the low-level swear words: damn, hell, ass. You think words like that are offensive? Or that they're any more prevalent than they are in real life? God* help you.

      * There is no God.

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    8. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Keith+Russell · · Score: 1
      But when Bruce Willis starts saying "poop" instead of "shit", I get really fucking pissed off.

      "Yippie-kay-ay, Mister Falcon."

      Oh, how I wish I was making that up, but that is how Fox cleansed the catch phrase "Yippie-kay-ay, motherfucker." from Die Hard. Who is Mister Falcon, and what the hell does he have to do with Roy Rogers, barefoot NYC cops, or unsubtle German thieves pretending to be terrorists? Please! Speed Racer was dubbed better than that. Put a big, dumb, obvious [bleep] in there and move on.

      And don't get me started on how hacked up the FCC-friendly version of The Thomas Crown Affair (1999) was. John McTiernan must cringe every time he sees one of his films on network TV.

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    9. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by MBCook · · Score: 1
      No. That's nothing compared to what gets on broadcast TV.

      And if you take cable into account (especially pay channels likes HBO and such) that's almost as tame as the word "the".

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    10. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      I can't say it much more plain than that. I'm sorry you don't agree with me, but it's not going to hurt you to town down the over-the-top-use-them-as-normal-words-and-in-every -other-sentence cursing that we are speeding head on towards.

      1. It's tone, not town.
      2. Do you get out much? I hear much worse in a pub, bar, or workplace every day than I do on TV. Heck, I heard much worse in the schoolyard growing up.

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    11. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sorry guys, that's the facts, IMHO.

      How can something be both facts and opinion? That's just plain opinion.

      Anyway to solve the language problem is easy. At some point in your life, somebody convinced you through punishment that those words were "bad". Maybe at first you disagreed, thinking, no what they describe is bad, but themselves they are just words. Or maybe you just assumed that the grownup is always right.

      Whatever the case, you convinced yourself that those words were bad and now you're probably training your kids the same way.

      So to solve your problem, just realize yourself that the concepts are important, not the words.

      Of course then you'll realize the "sewer" is the programming itself, not the words they use, and you'll toss the whole thing and start reading books. Well then you'll notice the same thing in a lot of books and so forth.....

    12. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      Well, given that in real life a large share of Americans at least already use curse words as common speech, why should TV be prohibited from having the option of using them?

    13. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 1
      That said, if there is one thing to fix on TV, I would make the language get fixed. Prime time TV has become a sewer. "I Love Lucy" was (and still is) a funny show without having to have the characters talk like sailors. There are some situations where I understand it (ER does a good job for the most part) but overall I think there is too much cursing on TV. That famous "7 words you can't say on TV" bit (I think it's George Carlin's?), I think I heard that almost all of those words are allowed now.

      Putting the shoe on the other foot, I Love Lucy is a horrifying 1950s-stereotype-fest that shouldn't be on prime time either. One local cable channel (Showcase) used to actually have a viewer discretion warning pointing out that accepted standards for personal and professional relationships had changed since the program was made. I first saw it for Wojeck .

      In Canada almost anything goes later at night when the kids should be in bed. This is (IMHO) as it should be: we're adults, and can make up our own minds. When (for example) Dominic da Vinci's police pals are working at cleaning up the Downtown East Side, the people they encounter are Not Nice. And they speak accordingly. As it should be.

      But when even Trinny and Susannah come with a Coarse Language warning, I start to wonder...

      ...laura

    14. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please join the 21th century. There is nothing immoral about having sex with random people, of either gender. If every party involved acts responsibly there is no harm or foul in any sexual activity.

      The only people who disagree with this sentiment have been brainwashed by the best selling fiction novel ever, the bible.

      So let me ask you a question. Why is it immoral to have fun with another consenting person? Can you come up with an answer that is logical and well though out?

    15. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by TheIzzy · · Score: 1

      * There is no God

      Kind of ironic how you juxtaposed your religious viewpoint into a discussion on cursing, causing the subject matter to be changed entirely.

      BTW, I disagree. On both accounts.

    16. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by yerricde · · Score: 1

      "A large share of Americans" don't influence decency regulations because "a large share of Americans" aren't old enough to hold public office.

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    17. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      Oh, how I wish I was making that up, but that is how Fox cleansed the catch phrase "Yippie-kay-ay, motherfucker." from Die Hard. Who is Mister Falcon, and what the hell does he have to do with Roy Rogers, barefoot NYC cops, or unsubtle German thieves pretending to be terrorists? Please! Speed Racer was dubbed better than that. Put a big, dumb, obvious [bleep] in there and move on.

      I always found it amusing, growing up in the UK, to hear Mel Gibson running around in Lethal Weapon calling people "Melon Farmers"... or "Mother Funsters".

      There's a certain je ne le crois pas about that :)

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    18. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 1

      Interesting that you should mention this.

      The day before yesterday, I think, my wife had on some new show -- I'm sorry, but I didn't catch the name; I think it might have been "Cold Case."

      Anyway, I happened to catch a scene in which some guy was slapping around a young woman. The words used were "asshole," "slut," and a couple others I can't remember off the top of my head. Oh, also the woman gave him the finger. It was one of the most graphic -- at least verbally (if something can be "verbally graphic") -- things I've ever seen on network television.

      A lot of the slashkids replying to this post seem to suggest that anyone bothered by this kind of thing must be at best a prude, at worst a "religious nutjob." But that's ridiculous. I'm neither; and as a former commercial fisherman, it's not like I've never heard any naughty words before. I've used a few of them myself in this very post.

      That whole line of reasoning sort of elides the point, doesn't it? I mean, sure, I could stand on a bench in the park and launch into a profanity-laced speech touting the virtues of Nazism. And I could say it was my free speech right, and anyone bothered by it was just a childish prude. But that wouldn't change the fact that I would still be acting like human scum.

    19. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by yerricde · · Score: 1

      when it's done decently, I see no problem with product placement.

      The problem in this article is that a consumer advocacy group believes that product placement is being done indecently, that makers of products are paying TV series producers to place products in such a way as to lie about the products' capabilities. The group merely wants to see truth in advertising laws applied to product placement.

      That said, if there is one thing to fix on TV, I would make the language get fixed.

      You're right about one thing: there aren't enough shows captioned in foreign languages for the ESL crowd.

      Prime time TV has become a sewer.

      Oh, that kind of language. I've always wondered: would space aliens, after having analyzed Comedy Central, conclude that a high-pitched squeal inserted into the punchline automatically makes the joke twice as funny?

      "I Love Lucy" was (and still is) a funny show without having to have the characters talk like sailors.

      I've wondered this too: how would American broadcast TV networks (other than PBS Kids) handle a series about sailors? Besides the obligatory bleeps to cover up sailor talk, the formula would almost have to include an encounter from pirates (BSA/RIAA/MPAA product placement).

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    20. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by bitrott · · Score: 1

      He hardly changed the subject. Either way you didn't have to bite. His comment was vaguely related, since complaints about the liberties taken by pop-culture media usually come from hyper-sensitive religious types, who push a type of Political Correctness so obtuse even their counterparts on the left are aghast. In a God-less world we still have morals, and TV is anything but the downfall of American morality. It's tacky sure, loud, crass, but easily ignored.

    21. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we do have bigger fish to fry. Realistic dialog amoung Americans includes swear words and TV shows that purport to portray Americans should feature egregious swearing. Get with the goddamn program you fucking priss!

    22. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by MBCook · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. I had no reason those were the words, it's been quite a while. Still, I know I've seen the last two on network TV, and the first two also. The others I've seen on cable (HBO, Showtime) but I doubt it will be long.

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    23. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

      Yep - and the funniest thing was that you could always tell when a line was about to be censored, because they couldn't get the real Bruce to do his own over-dubbing. Some poor schmuck who sounded almost exactly unlike Mr Bruce Willis was relegated to the unenviable role of "Mister Falcon" speaker.

      But have you ever listened to Beverly Hills Cop when they used the [bleepa-dilla-ding-dong] technique ? My ears got sore from all the shrill whistles and bell-ringing.

      I'm sorry, but to whomever advocates this sort of censorship just has to get over it. People in real life do swear. If you don't care to associate with these people because you feel insulted, then perhaps you'd be better off avoiding movies that contain coarse language, in just the same way you avoid coarse people.

      But where do you get off telling the rest of us what we can say, let alone what we can listen to ?

      Now *I* find *that* insulting.

    24. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      You've heard "shit," "piss," "motherfucker," and "tits" on prime-time network TV? I really doubt that, unless it was an accident. "Piss" I can imagine being used in the sense of "That pisses me off," but not in the urological sense, not on prime time broadcasts. There's always the case of a missed bleeping in a rebroadcast movie, or the censors failing to keep up with live TV or a sporting event, but besides that... Can you provide specific examples? And are these endemic, or are they exceptions that happen once in a while?

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    25. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

      What was more offensive to you : the words they used or the violent emotions the actors were portraying ?

      I can write "fuck" here with no emotional content. Are those four letters offensive to you ?

      If I were to tell you that I thought your comment moronic and that you obviously have the mental capacity of one of the fish you used to catch, would that not be more personally insulting?

      It's not the bad words - it's the intent behind them. The most rational and polite discussion of the virtues of Nazism would still chill me to the bone. Calling your best friend "you old cunt" might be a term of endearment.

    26. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      I've wondered this too: how would American broadcast TV networks (other than PBS Kids) handle a series about sailors?
      Do you mean a reality-style show, or a fictional drama? JAG and Navy NCIS are both about sailors (sort of; they're about highly-trained professional officers, not about enlisted swags), but of course being prime-time dramas, they don't feature a whole lot of swearing. If you mean a reality show, well, there'd probably be a lot of beeping out, if the situation wasn't avoided in the first place by simply not using the segments where the sailors were swearing a lot (or by simply instructing or asking the sailors not to swear).
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    27. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish stupid people would quit bitching about how course the language is on TV. If you haven't realized it yet, you're just giving "swear words" more power than it really should have.

      One of these days, someone will explain to me why "swear words" are what they are. I've never understood that aspect of society.

    28. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
      Yeah, in Australia we often get "mother freaker" in such situations :) At least that still sounds vaguely offensive.

      Melon farmers, heh.

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      The real Captain Avatar is a fictional character, so I suppose he doesn't mind if I impersonate him.
    29. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by MrAngryForNoReason · · Score: 1

      One of the worst examples of this 'moral' censorship I have seen is on 'Friends'. When the episodes are shown on cable in the UK they regularly cut jokes which are presumably deemed to be offensive. I could understand this if the show was being aired in the afternoon, but when I tune in at 10pm and half the jokes don't make sense because someone thinks the punchlines are too risque its just gone too far. I know its because the cable channels (in this case Sky One and E4) are too lazy to air a cut version during the day and an original version at night. But if you are going to censor a show in a way that degrades its quality then is there really any point in airing it in the first place. If a programme has too much swearing or violence for that matter then by all means show it later in the evening so children aren't exposed to it accidentally, or put a warning on before the show to say that it contains offensive language. But letting someone who has no grasp of proper editing cut out scenes and lines from tv shows and movies is unacceptable. In films this practice is equally bad. Apart from immature filmakers who fill their scripts with swearing for sheer shock factor any such content is normally in keeping with the setting of the film. It is an integral part of the realism of the film and removing it removes a lot of the impact of the film's message. Movies are barely worth watching on TV now they are so often cut to shreds so they can be aired at the most profitable time. Now this is happening to TV series as well. It is no wonder that so many TV shows are traded online. Interesting legal point there, if I pay for a cable channel from which I could legally tape shows for my own use (time-shifting). Does that mean I can download those same shows to watch minus adverts and without the cuts? The only thing the cable channel miss out on is me watching their ads, ads on a channel I already pay for the privilege of watching. How long before they adopt a software like approach of allowing customers to pay a premium for an ad free service?

    30. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, those are pretty draconian rules about what you can and can't say on free-to-air (network) TV.

      Here in Australia, pretty much anything goes on radio and TV. Recently a song called "Motherfucker on a Motorcycle" got quite a lot of airplay on the Government-sponsored national youth radio network (TripleJ), and a couple of months ago there was a talk-back segment called "Is the C-word acceptable on radio", in which "cunt" was said over 100 times.

      After 9:30, you can get away with pretty much anything on TV in Australia. You'd probably hear most of those seven words on free-to-air TV in any one night.

      Either people swear a lot less frequently in the USA than they do here, or your rules for network television are way out of step with prevailing community standards.

    31. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CSI: "Take a piss, and don't tell me you're shy"

    32. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 1

      The term "offensive" is kind of misleading, as it suggests I experienced some sort of personal affront. As for your question, I don't think one was more "offensive" than the other - they were both in poor taste.

      Re your second paragraph -- again, not offensive, but kind of silly.

      Re your third paragraph -- I don't get it. Is this a troll? I'll make the obvious point: Inferring that I have the IQ of a fish on the basis of a single post, whether you agree with it or not, says a lot more about you than it does about me.

      Finally, what if the speech had nothing to do with Nazism? What if I just stood up on a park bench and started hurling strings of obscenities into the air? Perhaps all prudes and religious nutjobs would object, but does it necessarily follow that those who objected would all be prudes or religous nutjobs?

    33. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "His comment was vaguely related, since complaints about the liberties taken by pop-culture media usually come from hyper-sensitive religious types, who push a type of Political Correctness so obtuse even their counterparts on the left are aghast. In a God-less world we still have morals, and TV is anything but the downfall of American morality. It's tacky sure, loud, crass, but easily ignored." No, it was a negative label that is untrue.

    34. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by dreadnougat · · Score: 1

      "Of course then you'll realize the "sewer" is the programming itself, not the words they use, and you'll toss the whole thing and start reading books. Well then you'll notice the same thing in a lot of books and so forth....." By that logic, we should have no problem raising kids on hard core porn. It just starts a little higher up.

    35. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those words have a negative attachment to them - it's why they're considered bad. You can't escape the attachment in most situations.

    36. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the rules governing broadcast are based on the public opinion.

      you can say anything you want, as long as people dont complain. the "decency standard" cant be violated without actual calls. the FCC cannot prosecute or fine you for saying certain words.

    37. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if this counts, but they say "bullshit" on NYPD Blue... and I believe ABC is in fact network broadcasting.

      Even worse, though, is Dennis Franz's ass.

      --

      There are four boxes used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order.

    38. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by FrostedWheat · · Score: 1

      Why, when I see your sig ("+++"), do I want to respond with "OK"?

      Not sure.

      When you hear a high pitch tone, do you want to go "Kcshhhhhhhh"?

    39. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by NineNine · · Score: 1

      OK first off, you're not being "cursed at" because the actors don't know you're there. The TV is a one-way device. They're not "cursing at you".
      Secondly, that's real life. Unless you live in a monastery, people swear. All the fucking time. So it's good acting and writing when people swear, in say, an action movie. In the case of the Die Hards, I kinda' doubt Bruce Willis' character would be saying "oh darn" or "gollee gee whiz, that hurts". In life, people swear.

    40. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the second-to-last "ER" episode two seasons ago, Dr. Green (Anthony Edwards) yelled "Shit!" when he discovered he couldn't walk anymore due to his brain tumor. I seem to recall that the same word made an episode of "Chicago Hope" a couple years back, too.

    41. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

      Ok. So you weren't "offended". Did you think the scene was unrealistic ? Did you feel that the actors did a poor job, or did you think maybe the scene was out of context with the rest of the show and stood out as poor writing ? What was it about the scene that annoyed you ?

      re: my second paragraph : silly ? Words like "fuck" can be used in many contexts. I was merely attempting to ascertain whether it was the words that were used that "offended" you or something else about the scene.

      re: my third paragraph. Not a troll. I see, however, that you did jump to certain conclusions, and I'll infer it was because of what I said, in one way or another. I don't actually think you have a low IQ; I know nothing about you. If you re-read my post, I asked you "If I were to tell you ...". You jumped to the conclusion that this was what I was actually saying, when I was merely asking you a question.
      Obviously you found it more insulting than me just writing out "fuck" in the sentence above, or you would not have responded in the fashion you did. ..Which proves my point. Insulting or offensive language doesn't require the use of curse words.

      If I saw someone standing on a park bench hurling obscenities into the air, I might call the men in the little white coats to come take them away. If he was hurling them at passers-by, I might call the cops.

      And finally - I never once mentioned religion or nutjobs in any of my posts. I was asking about your own reactions to a particular scene you related to us. I want to get down to *why* exactly you were offended (or whatever you wish to call your reaction). I ask again - was it the words that offended you or the actions.. the emotions behind those words?

      Again I suggest that a personal affront directed to someone without any "cussing" can be just as hurtful as one with.
      It just happens that there is often a correlation between hateful invective and offensive language.

    42. Re:Bigger Fish to Fry by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe this is a simplistic explanation, but the U.S.'s current majority population (WASPs) had its roots in Puritan strictness. Profanity and vulgarity are, even in this day and age, still viewed with honest-to-goodness horror and dismay. I mean, there are people who are actually taken aback when they hear such words. They really can't believe someone would say such things!

      Granted, there are a metric fuckload of people (like me ;)) who don't particularly object. I'm not especially fond of gratuitous profanity (e.g. saying "fuckin'" as an adjective in front of every noun), but profanity has its valid uses. E.g., there is no other phrase in English which quite brings the connotations and emotional weight as "HOLY SHIT!" Regardless, we still have a sizable population (found mostly in the Midwest) who object to such words being used in front of children, as if it'll "corrupt" them somehow. In my view, as long as we teach children what the words are for, what they mean, when they are to be properly used, and how not to offend the overly-sensitive types, we'll be fine. My parents swore all the time in front of me, but somehow I ended up with a substantial command of English and a sizable vocabulary. :)

      --
      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
  39. Wrong by nother_nix_hacker · · Score: 1
    Some programs are so packed with product placements that they are approaching the appearance of infomercials.

    This is absolute rubbish. No modern media source would do this these days.

    This post was brought to you by philscorner.org

  40. NOT so bad? by Snover · · Score: 1

    If increasing the amount of product placements can reduce the interruptions (read: commercials) during television programmes, I'm all for it. Of course, that's probably not how it's going to work, but it would be nice.

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    [insert witty comment here]
  41. It's not just me. by gostats · · Score: 1

    It looks like I'm not the only one who felt like Castaway was a 2 hour Fedex commercial.

  42. This is beyond stupid by ShatteredDream · · Score: 1

    These idiots would have us believe that we're on a collision course to the sort of product placement that was featured in the Truman Show (stop talking, hawk product to Truman-errr the audience). I don't even notice it 90% of the time unless it's something like a Macintosh being used for something cool (I like Macs, that's why I notice). Who gives a flying fuck about characters drinking coca cola? Your neighbor probably has a six pack of it in his/her house. Why the hell can't a character on tv drink it just because they're on TV? What the hell is this, affirmative action for mass market commodities?

  43. Whatever by ektor · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The rise of commercial-skipping Tivo

    I seriously doubt Tivos with their puny penetration have anything to do with it. They should blame it on something called the remote control. That and increasing competition for advertising giving greater power to those that hold the money.

    I honestly have not seen really obnoxious examples of product placement but then I don't watch much network tv.

    1. Re:Whatever by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      I hate all these stupid commercial product placements as well. At least with regular 30 and 60 second commercials, I can use my Sanyo VCR to "Commercial Skip" right past them. How can I avoid seeing commercials for cheap knock offs of the George Foreman Grill or the Ronco Electric Food Dehydrator if they don't break them into realistic time segments? Just the other night on Everybody Loves Raymond, Ray drank a Pepsi Cola right in front of everyone, which sucked because I had run out and had to run to Chevron Redi-Mart and pick up some more Pepsi in 20 oz bottles. Good thing they had been kept cold and were on sale this week for 79 cents each. The new Vanilla Diet Pepsi is way better than Vanilla Diet C*ke.

    2. Re:Whatever by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      I honestly have not seen really obnoxious examples of product placement

      You really gotta check out Return of the Killer Tomatos then!

      --

      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
  44. This must be stopped! by El · · Score: 4, Funny

    Today, I was watching something called the "Home Shopping Network", and the amount of product placement was truely appalling! Really! The government needs to do something about this!

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    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  45. Placements are c00 by UltraSkuzzi · · Score: 1

    The government should have no control over what networks do, advertising or otherwise. I don't like network 'placements' any more then the next guy, but when you allow the government any control, you are walking a slippery slope. If you don't like it don't watch the show.

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    ~UltraSkuzzi
    This comment is liscensed by SCO.
    1. Re:Placements are c00 by geekoid · · Score: 1

      you know, there was a time when the government was not involved with tv very much.
      Game show corruption was rampant, People would falsly advertise item. Market inappropriet material to children, only allow certian politicians to advertise, discriminate, lie.

      see, in the US, it is not all or nothing. They just want to be sure that the product placements don't violate current truth in advertising rules, of aren't used to feed people selective news pieces, etc...

      AS it is turing out, the government is doing a very good job of striking a balance(overall) then corporations ever have.

      --
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  46. I must be desensitized to it by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    I haven't noticed product placement in a long time. I've noticed the WWE endorsing the Rock's new movie, if that counts.

    I say let them pollute TV with product placement, if ppl get tired of it, they'll go on the net.

    --
    "Derp de derp."
    1. Re:I must be desensitized to it by yeremein · · Score: 1
      I say let them pollute TV with product placement, if ppl get tired of it, they'll go on the net.

      Of course. We all know the 'net is a safe haven free from product placement.

    2. Re:I must be desensitized to it by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Of course. We all know the 'net is a safe haven free from product placement."

      eh, I didn't write that very clearly. I didn't mean that the product placement itself was the problem, but rather that they try so hard to push a product that the rest of the show is unwatchable.

      Yes, there is product placement on the net, but it's not all that destructive.

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    3. Re:I must be desensitized to it by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

      Did you notice the Dr. Pepper Wolverine was drinking the X-Men? It was kind of amusing :)

  47. You've got to be kidding me. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

    What was that noise? Oh. That was the noise of the entire slashdot readership rolling their eyes.

    Normally I wouldn't presume to speak for all of us.

    Perhaps they should start complaining when they have an example of an actual bad thing that happened, and then show how regulation could and should prevent it.

    If HBO wants to show all it's characters living it up with Perrier-Jouet champagne, that's up to them. Hell. They even show a character drunk on Perrier-Jouet stick her head out of a limosine and die. Is that a good enough warning for you? Where's an example of a product placed and used in a fashion that would cause someone to buy it with false expectations?

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    There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
  48. Googly Good HTML Version by Erik_the_Awful · · Score: 1
  49. And speaking of TiVo... by Atario · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...why are we blaming TiVo for increasing product placement? Seems to me you could just as easily blame the Internet (before I got a TiVo, I would web-surf during the ads) or the remote control (before that, I channel-surfed).

    Or, more pointedly, you could blame the networks. Same people who bring you corner logos (now opaque, full-color, moving pictures, on all the time) and promos during the end credits (no longer content to talk over them, now they squish them off to an unreadable size and speed and insert a 75%-screen-coverage full-video promo spot) and even during the show (superimposed crawls, anyone?).

    They can all lick my center of gravity.

    --
    "A great democracy must be progressive or it will soon cease to be a great democracy." --Theodore Roosevelt
    1. Re:And speaking of TiVo... by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      before I got a TiVo, I would web-surf during the ads

      Of course, there was that period (adcritic.com) where people would web-surf for the ads.

    2. Re: And speaking of TiVo... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Or, more pointedly, you could blame the networks. Same people who bring you corner logos (now opaque, full-color, moving pictures, on all the time) and promos during the end credits (no longer content to talk over them, now they squish them off to an unreadable size and speed and insert a 75%-screen-coverage full-video promo spot) and even during the show (superimposed crawls, anyone?).

      Yeah, I think it's a vicious spiral. The networks can introduce something that's "just a little annoying" without losing too many viewers, and then when all the networks are doing it they can ratchet it up just one little notch without losing too many viewers, and then when all the networks are doing that they can ratchet it up another notch...

      The future is bleak. Schools have been selling advertising, first semi-subtly on the ball-field scoreboards, but now more broadly. Any organization that needs money will sell adspace. Someday you'll rent an apartment and have to live with interior walls covered with ads.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    3. Re:And speaking of TiVo... by Smylers · · Score: 1
      why are we blaming TiVo for increasing product placement?

      Perhaps the authors of this report were paid to mention TiVo lots...

      Smylers

  50. He said she said blah blah blah by segment · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Smoking in teenagers and watching films showing smoking

    What kind of title is this really? To use something not even written properly is digraceful I mean what teh fsck? [source listed on pdf]

    Hollywood needs to stop promoting smoking worldwide

    What ever happened to freedom of choice? Philip Morris co isn't forcing anyone to smoke, nor is Hollywood. People make their own decisions and not some advertiser.

    The tobacco industry recruits and retains smokers by associating its products with excitement, sex, wealth, rebellion, and independence. Films are a powerful way to make this connection---and, as a paper in this week's issue of Tobacco Control shows,1 they succeed.

    Retains smokers with sex, wealth, rebellion? Shit where is my money, and sex? I smoke because I choose to, and I know the consequences of my actions. I am not being misled by anyone but myself for smoking. These lobby groups distort facts, and this request is ridiculous. Personally I think this group should have specified a "specific" company, as their current demand can affect anyone advertising. Say someone on Friends drinking Pepsi, get realistic what would they expect a cloudy dot around anything with a label? Oh Please, Patriot Act for advertising now. Shoddy article, unrealistic demand.

    1. Re:He said she said blah blah blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


      Philip Morris co isn't forcing anyone to smoke

      you my friend obviously have no idea how modern advertising, brand reinforcment and subliminal persuasion works

      then again you smoke so it looks like it worked on you whatever you may think, you are a testament to it

    2. Re:He said she said blah blah blah by segment · · Score: 1
      then again you smoke so it looks like it worked on you whatever you may think, you are a testament to it

      I smoke because I enjoy it not because I believe it makes me feel tough, nor sexy, nor anything. Why do some people fly kites, or take up model railroading? Because they enjoy it. I see no commercial flooding for those hobbies and there are a billion more. Why do we respond to Slashdot? I don't see Rob or anyone else flooding commercials about this site, we do it because we want to nothing more. So please spare me the psychobabble.

    3. Re:He said she said blah blah blah by yerricde · · Score: 1

      I smoke because I choose to

      Do you have minor children? If so, can your kids "choose to" breathe air that does not contain your smoke?

      --
      Will I retire or break 10K?
    4. Re:He said she said blah blah blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but people who smoke are forcing anyone in a 30 metre radius of them to inhale their second-hand smoke.

    5. Re:He said she said blah blah blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, you have free will because you figured out the persuasion conspiracy but you won't grant it to the deceived. Do I have more free will now?

    6. Re:He said she said blah blah blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prove to me that secondhand smoke harms you.

      I have no problem with people who politely ask me not to smoke around them, all the more so if they inform me that they are allergic to smoke.

      But the pudfuckers who act like they're better than me because they don't smoke, who talk down to me because I smoke, who constantly tell me I need to quit, who give the little 'fakey' cough when they're near me, they're the ones who get as much smoke as I can give them. I'm a considerate smoker, but only towards those who are considerate towards me. If you treat me like shit over my smoking, expect a few big face-fulls of smoke.

    7. Re:He said she said blah blah blah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you smoking? Crack?

      Of course second hand smoke is harmful. There was a case of a barmaid here in Australia dying from smoke-related lung-cancer, despite never lighting up a cigarette in her life. It was just the second-hand smoke from her workplace that caused the cancer.

    8. Re:He said she said blah blah blah by Insightfill · · Score: 1
      Hollywood needs to stop promoting smoking worldwide...

      Hollywood directly isn't bringing about this connection, and the tobacco industry isn't directly encouraging it. Rather, a number of highly sought actors, actresses, directors, etc., all of whom smoke, have been pushing smoking into their roles and movies. Not necessarily because the smoking is relevant to the acting, but because the actors want to be able to smoke on set. Pretty simple.

      There have been a few paid product-placements by tobacco firms, but it's the exception, rather than the rule.

      http://www.tobaccofree.org/films.html is one place to look for more info, but honestly, Google will turn up tons of links, too.

  51. Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obligatory obligatory comment that has nothing to do with the article but seemed funny at the time.

    1. Re:Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obligatory "mod parent up" post.

  52. some good books on this subject... by jtilak · · Score: 1, Informative
    1. Re:some good books on this subject... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you only buy one book from that list it should be NO LOGO

    2. Re:some good books on this subject... by lithron · · Score: 1

      So tell me, how much money do you make when someone buys a book with your referal number?

    3. Re:some good books on this subject... by jtilak · · Score: 1

      about $0.00 per click. the links are not so i can make money. i dont want/need amazon's .00005% (or whatever it is) commission.

  53. Democracy thrives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Democracy dies behind closed doors."

    No, it is the only place democracy has a chance. If you can't close the door on that voting booth, you end up with "public voting" and in third world countries, the government reprisals that follow.

    Keep the doors CLOSED thanks.

  54. If they suceed by Denver_80203 · · Score: 1

    What will movies be like? just big white screens? everything would have to take place in the woods between naked people. Hmmmm... maybe this is a good idea after all.

  55. We are not their customers by ThenAgain · · Score: 0

    Everyone seems to forget three simple rules about television:

    Joe Viewer is NOT the actors's customer, the producer is.

    Joe Viewer is NOT the producer's customer, the network is.

    Joe Viewer is NOT the network's customer, Pepsi is.

  56. They have to pay for the shows somehow by shaka999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I love my Tivo! I can't imagine going back to the stone age of TV and having to watch on someone elses schedule.

    That said, I also realize that they have to pay for the programming somehow. With Tivo like DVRs really taking off (I heard DirectTV is selling a on of Tivo based DVRs) it is putting the stations cash cows in jeopardy. Personally I'd much rather have some product placment in the show then have to pay more than I already do for programming.

    I do agree that there will need to be some regulation on these placements to bring them in line with more conventional commercials.

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    One should not theorize before one has data. -Sherlock Holmes-
    1. Re:They have to pay for the shows somehow by H8X55 · · Score: 0

      Hey, fellow TiVo fan! Yeah, i've had mine for a year now. I rarely watch a show during it's scheduled slot. At the same time, I think there is a relatively small number of folks using 'em when compaired the the masses of non-TiVo believers. I hardly think they're even showing up on the network radars yet.

  57. Pffft... by FatSean · · Score: 1

    When I flip thru channels after a long nite out there are many infomercials. They only state that it is a commercial at the beginning and end. I wouldn't consider that disclosure. Disclosure would be a permenant banner on the bottom of the screen.

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    Blar.
    1. Re:Pffft... by Alan · · Score: 1

      Most of the infomercials I flip past (or watch in some sort of strange demented fascination) have a banner that pops up occasionally saying something like "the views expressed here are only those of blah blah" or "this is a paid program from the blah blah"

    2. Re:Pffft... by rifter · · Score: 1

      When I flip thru channels after a long nite out there are many infomercials. They only state that it is a commercial at the beginning and end. I wouldn't consider that disclosure. Disclosure would be a permenant banner on the bottom of the screen.

      The worst thing about it is that every night after a certain time the History, Discovery, and Learning Channels et al become infomercials. Now maybe Ron Popeil's Pocket Fisherman is important history to some, but give me a break! :P

    3. Re:Pffft... by FatSean · · Score: 1

      Actually the worst part about those channels is their tendency to repeat the same 3 hours of programming over and over. I'll watch some Discovery channel, go out for a few hours, and come home and it's the same show!

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      Blar.
  58. Advertising and gov't rights by GarbanzoBean · · Score: 0

    For a token fee, the govt gives broadcasters a protection and the means to make money. In return, it and us (since this is the govt of the people), we can ask the channels to provide public service (actually is required of the channels). So this is not a question of whether we have a right to ask broadcasters to do something. We do, since we give them the ability to broadcast.

    If NBC/ABC/CBS doesn't like it, they should pay the whole fee for bandwidth (like the 3G services) plus a monthly rate.

  59. Due Process by SparklesMalone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    OK, I understand you don't like government regulation. But since we HAVE regulation over commercials the petition is saying there shouldn't be an end run via product placement. If you're not going to eliminate the regulation of commercials then apply the rules across the board. The petition isn't saying to get rid of product placement, it's only saying the standards should apply to both.

    i.e. everyone gets treated the same. No counting a commercial from Broward county without counting a product placement from Franklin

    1. Re:Due Process by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      By strict interperetation, wouldn't that mean all use of products had to be realistic?

      Bye-bye McGuyver.

    2. Re:Due Process by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Interesting

      By strict interperetation, wouldn't that mean all use of products had to be realistic?

      Bye-bye McGuyver.

      Bullshit. THe only "product placement" in McGuyver (that I can remember) was his Swiss Army Knife. Now, I've got one of those, and I can testify that the things can do anything. *anything*

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    3. Re:Due Process by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bye-bye McGuyver.

      Well, I wasn't so sure on the whole government regulation idea, but you've sold me now.

      So long, you mulletted maniac! Don't let the converted-aeroplane-made-out-of-the-door hit you on the way out!

    4. Re:Due Process by Psion · · Score: 1

      Don't get so upset over it! He's moved on and now they've got the guy jumping through hoops these days.

    5. Re:Due Process by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      I've been told he's used paperclips to speak to modems, and built a nuclear reactor out of a pen. Doesn't sound like realistic usage to me.

  60. It's funny so laugh by segment · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I was ([post sponsored by Politrix) writing this I was thinking ([Sponsor) thinking about how much money ([Symantec) product placements generate. Maybe ([Pepsi) Slashdot should look into this for ([RSA) revenue generation?

    1. Re:It's funny so laugh by adagioforstrings · · Score: 1

      Actually, when I was checking out the links to this story, I felt like I should Compare the best prices on: Consumer Electronics/Televisions. Now, where did that come from?

  61. School != TV by NivenHuH · · Score: 1

    School, a government place, should be regulated. People pay taxes for their schools, and thus, should have some form of representation into allowing or denying "product placement". You can't compare that to TV, which is owned by private companies and is free to people.

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    Just when you make it idiotproof, some idiot builds a better idiot.
    1. Re:School != TV by Entrope · · Score: 1

      As Otter pointed out in a separate post, broadcast television stations are granted monopolies by government.

      Cable providers (and telephone service providers) are also granted monopolies, and individual users also pay for those services. Barriers to entry are so high that you have to be significantly invested in that commercial exchange before you can compete for those licenses.

      In comparison, you can choose an independently operated school much more easily than you can choose an independently operated TV or even print news source.

      To switch tracks a bit, think back to Popeye eating spinach and becoming amazingly strong. Imagine instead he chugged a can of some corn syrupy brand-name beverage aimed at kids. Why should the show's producers be able to take secret kickbacks from SyrupCo for that? The request is not to forbid that kind of exchange, but to require disclosure.

  62. Re:shhhhh by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    be quiet or they'll figure out that they aren't entitled to secure jobs or expensive medications either!! Then politics itself will be doomed!

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  63. Here's your disclosure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Full disclosure:

    Everything on TV has been a long running commercial for the last 30 years, with very few exceptions.

    Where do you live, Mars? Assume it's an infomercial and move on.

  64. This is going to be interesting... by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1

    Pretty soon, you'll have people believing they can buy what they see in TV shows. Me, I'm going to walk into my local Best Buy and ask where the neuralyzers are, or go to Circuit City and try to find a phaser.

  65. non tech CEOs of tech companies by garyrich · · Score: 2, Funny

    In reality clueless CEOs very frequently put random complex looking software boxes on the shelves in their offices. They think it gives them "street cred". It's much like the high end computer on their desk that never gets turned on.

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  66. Some very bad books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those are very bad, socially irresponsible books. Most of them come down to one point: we have too much freedom, and we need the government to take it away from us. They either argue for massive censorship, greedy government grabs of economic power, or a combination there of.

    These books will educate you on how the intolerant fascist wing of the far left thinks. They will not tell you a single thing about how society works.

    1. Re:Some very bad books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point of _most_ of those books is simply to change the way people watch TV. They do not advocate censorship or propose new laws. They just open people's eyes.

    2. Re:Some very bad books by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
      [Aristotle]

  67. Blaming Tivo? by IronChef · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Aren't there only a couple hundred thousand (or so) PVRs in use? Neither ReplayTV nor Tivo has been wildly successful.

    Of course you can take mine when you pry it from my cold, dead etc....

    1. Re:Blaming Tivo? by yerricde · · Score: 1

      Any VHS VCR sold nowadays for $100 or more will have some sort of commercial-skip feature. Sony VCRs have a 30-second skip button. (Can you tell that Sony doesn't own a U.S. broadcast TV network?) In fact, the "Commercial Advance" system on many VCRs (including my 7-year-old RCA VCR) finds dark, silent parts spaced 15 to 45 seconds apart and inserts special control codes to tell conforming VCRs to press fast-forward.

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    2. Re:Blaming Tivo? by jkcity · · Score: 1

      it might be true that there is not many in use compared to the overall population, but the people who do use them tend to be more well off, and these people probably account for a greater percentage of advertising dollars spent to reach, for example I see lots of IBM ads on TV and they are aimed at heads of businesses/people who make expensive hardware puraches, I doubt this is evan 0.01% of the entire population and these are the same people who are more likely to use a tivo.

    3. Re:Blaming Tivo? by Technician · · Score: 1

      Actualy with the number of households tuning out of the network TV thing, a few hundred thousand PVR owners is probably a majority of their audiance.

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    4. Re:Blaming Tivo? by WoTG · · Score: 1

      Quite a lot more than a couple hundred thousand actually. Tivo is getting within arms reach of 1 million. ReplayTV a lot less. But the fastest growing groups of PVR's are the freebies (or highly subsidized) ones from the sattelite services. All totalled, probably well under 5 million units in the US. Which is what? Less than 5% of the market?

      Like someone else said, these are more likely the people that advertisers are trying to reach. Also, the number of users isn't going to go down! So over the long run... it's something for advertisers to worry about. I bet we see 7 and 15 second ads become the norm. No one will bother to skip those.

    5. Re:Blaming Tivo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err... why not? Unless you're suggesting that the shows stop for single 7-15 second ads, resume, stop again, and so on. When they're run back to back they add up quickly.

  68. Repeat After Me ... by SuperDuG · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The television is not a babysitter. ... one more time with a little more effort ... The television is not a babysitter.


    Ahhhh now was that so hard? Since when do we need to compel the government to acknowledge that parents would rather put little Tommy in front of the TV and go about their own things then to start acting like parents and put an interest in the influences their children are exposed to.


    If you have kids, then you are a parent, if you are a parent ACT LIKE IT. This is quite simple, stop relying on "the villiage" to "raise the child" and start acting like a parent.


    Stop acting so damned surprised to see that your kids are exploring things without you, and making up their own reasonings for those things? If you ignore your kids, they will cope, but don't start complaining about it. And if you don't want the responsibility of looking after a child, then don't have one.


    Kids aren't stupid, stop thinking they are, maybe we need to put the stupid identifier on mommy and daddy. Just tired of everyone wanting to "defend the innocence of a child" because of their own indifferences of their childrens lives. Look up neglect before you start claiming neglegance.

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  69. Re:The TV Tax by ps_inkling · · Score: 1
    In Finland, I was told that the television inspector comes around about once a year and collects taxes based on how many televisions are in the house. Of course, the funds go towards Finnish television production.

    Have you compared the BBC shows with the US shows? Last I checked, the major networks were pumping out the latest incarnation of sit-com tripe, while the BBC actually bothers to produce good shows occasionally (Nature, Doctor Who, etc.)

    Look at the non-advertising network in the US -- PBS. What have they produced with public money (and corporate 'made possible by' funds)? Somewhat better, but still beholden to the advertisers.

    At least in sci-fi (Enterprise), it's real hard to get credible product-placement.

    And remember, the product television sells is eyeballs; the shows just keep you sedated between corporate messages.

  70. Nothing New by psydeshow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do you ever watch Entertainment Tonight? Who do you think pays for that show... could it be... movie studios?

    Seriously, it's one big infomercial, only you don't notice because "entertainment news" is a genre that predates our notions of product placement.

    Banning this sort of commercial speech would mean the end of television as we know it in the U.S., because most shows (especially game shows and "reality" programs) rely to some degree on the income generated by loan-outs, trade-outs, and outright sponsorship. In other words, not gonna happen.

    1. Re:Nothing New by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Exactly. And if you doubt that a show like Entertainment Tonight isn't all PR, just watch and see if they ever put down a movie. They NEVER do because they are getting money from the makers of that movie. Take every "news source" with a grain of salt if they never say anything negative about something they are reporting on. That's why I like the Daily Show. Seriously, some of the most honest reporting out there.

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    2. Re:Nothing New by phiwum · · Score: 1

      Seriously, it's one big infomercial, only you don't notice because "entertainment news" is a genre that predates our notions of product placement.

      I think your history is mistaken. Product placement in radio serials rather predates "entertainment news".

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  71. Prohibiting this would be unconstitutional by DavidBrown · · Score: 1

    Basically, a law prohibiting product ad placement would be regulation of the content of speech, and would therefore be a violation of first amendment free speech guarantees.

    Besides, this isn't new. Since the early days of television, advertisers have had a tremendous amount of influence over the producers of content. Product ad placement is just another form of this. If you don't like it, don't watch programs that have product ad placement. If enough people agree with you and do the same, the marketplace will take these programs off the air.

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  72. great, there goes the Dr. Who revival in the U.S. by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

    What would the Doctor be without his jelly babies? Oh no, we can't have the Sonic Screwdriver return because it might be a veiled product placement for Mac or Snap-On Tools! No K-9 because he's really a Sony Aibo! And the TARDIS is really product placement for AT&T!

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  73. Fraudulant product placement. by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hate Fraudulant product placement. I watched 2001 and I want to go into space aboard a Pan-Am space ship!
    lying bastards.

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    1. Re:Fraudulant product placement. by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1
      I watched 2001 and I want to go into space aboard a Pan-Am space ship!
      ...and stay at a Hilton space-resort. Go figure. :^)

      It makes you wonder, is having Strauss' The Blue Danube in 2001 merely a product placement for the classical music industry? Or was it just Kubrick trying to make the movie more timeless? It is sad though that the Hilton and Pan-Am references detract from the timelessness of the movie.
  74. Yeah right, by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    Remember "Mac and Me?"

    The moment we see Gandalf drinking an ice cold vanilla coke in a movie is the moment we know commericalism has defeated creativity.

    People bitch about ads and people bitch about paying money.

    If you want "free" movies supported solely by advertisers then you're in for a lot of horrible movie going experiences.

    If you want quality, you have to pay for it. Is it really such a burden? Can't afford to buy your own copy or $8 for a ticket? Wait till it goes to rental or hits the dollar theatre.

    There are many things in life you will never be able to experience because you can't afford them. That's life. No BMW, no first class ticket. You are not owed a life of luxery simply because you exist. And no one is obligated to give up their wealth they earned so you can have it for free.

    Ben

    1. Re:Yeah right, by yerricde · · Score: 1

      Wait till it goes to rental or hits the dollar theatre.

      Do most towns even have second-run theaters anymore?

      There are many things in life you will never be able to experience because you can't afford them. That's life.

      True, entertainment is one of them, but is survival one of them?

      And no one is obligated to give up their wealth they earned so you can have it for free.

      This sounds quite a bit like the entertainment industry's argument for perpetual copyright. So are you a fan of perpetual copyright? I'd like you to read a short story by Spider Robinson entitled "Melancholy Elephants." Begin

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    2. Re:Yeah right, by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      How many towns have movie theatres period?

      There's quite a few chains of them around New England, fwiw. Most of them are buying shopping mall theatres from the early 80's theatre-building boom that have been deemed inadequate by the likes of Viacom or Cinemark (ie they only have 6 or 8 screens).

  75. BBC = government-controlled media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Have you compared the BBC shows with the US shows? Last I checked, the major networks were pumping out the latest incarnation of sit-com tripe, while the BBC actually bothers to produce good shows occasionally (Nature, Doctor Who, etc.)"

    When did you last check? Hasn't Dr Who been out of commission for many years?

    "Look at the non-advertising network in the US -- PBS. What have they produced with public money "

    A load of inferior material that the privately-funded (i.e. accountable) networks do better.

    "Of course, the funds go towards Finnish television production"

    So Finland is another one of those countries like the United Kingdom and North Korea where the rulers control the media?

    1. Re:BBC = government-controlled media by mink · · Score: 1

      Bob Rosses painting show IMO was a great bit of public television. sol he sold some art supplies in stores and videos of the show.

      Norm Abrams while having a workshop with tons of stuff I will never be able to afford is a craftsman who does IMO a good job actually showing you what you need to do to make stuff.

      I dont think many public networks did Nova better. Now a days with discovery and whatnot they can come close, but I have caught these so called educational channels out in fabrications from time to time.

      To me it looks like you dont actually watch PBS, or have mixed PBS up with your local access cable.

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  76. Obligatory Simpsons quote by angle_slam · · Score: 1

    Chief Wiggum: Eddie, did you trace the phone number?
    Eddie: Sure did, Chief.
    Chief Wiggum: 555...Aw geez. That's gotta be phony.

  77. Just enforcing rules already on the books... by LostCluster · · Score: 1

    It's already in the rules that TV programs must make it clear when they're going to a commercial, and also when a directly paid placement is occuring. (Notice how game shows include credits for every company that provided a prize that the producers didn't have to pay full price for...)

    The only thing Nader and Co. are bringing forward is that some drama producers are accepting compensation for using an item in their show, even if that compensation is free rental of the item for use in the production and not adding the requisite fine print in the credits, or that time-crunching credit the rolls is dropping these credits off the air in the version that actually goes over the air in major cities.

    Seems like this is nothing more than a classic "Gotcha.. now, why weren't the feds paying attention?"

  78. 24: Third Season! by Schnake · · Score: 1

    The new third season of 24 is going to be uninterrupted by commercials, thanks to Ford. Just like season 2.

    The product placements didn't work on me. I'm no more keen on buying Ford than I was before the show. But I am concerned that one of these days a product placement will come along that will really take its toll on me.

    1. Re:24: Third Season! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But without product placement on 24 how can we tell the good guys from the bad guys?

    2. Re:24: Third Season! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The good guys will be driving the Fords and the bad guys will be driving either a Chevy or Dodge. Those will be the ones that always get blown up.

  79. Heh, we've come full circle... by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 1

    IIRC, tho I was not around at the time, but in the 1950's wasn't this how advertising was done, either during a break, in scene, or during setup for a different scene.

    To get a feel, watch the "Truman Show", in particular the "why don't you mow the lawn...with the new something-something lawnmower etc, etc."

    Heh.

    Don't believe me....I'll explain in a moment.

    But first, a word from our sponsors....

    {could not resist, hehee}

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  80. Slashdot is next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The next thing you know Slashdot will be posting stories about Coca-Cola and the Howard Dean campaign, and trying to pass them off as newsworthy......

  81. Product placement doesn't reflect MY reality by t0qer · · Score: 1

    If product placement on movie and TV set's looked anything like my reality the desks would be filled with empty Mtn Dew cans overflowing with cigarrette butts and empty marlboro packages. Luckily my dog likes to lick my TV dinners clean otherwise I'd have moldy discarded TV dinner plates strewn about as well (She makes a really neat pile of cleaned ones though)

  82. Mmmmm.... Schnockers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once on Sabrina (which rocked at the time) she conjures up some snacks, including Schnockers brand candy bars... I'm now conditioned to buy them.

    I just realized this post sucks, sorry about that.

  83. MIB II by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
    OK, it's a theatrical release, but the product placements in it were pretty blatant and frequent. Movie was so bad, the only entertainment I got from it was trying to count how many corporate logos I could identify.

    What chapped me most, though, was here was this super-secret, blacker-than-black ops center for control of ET's, featuring a food court with Sprint and Burger King outlets. Right....

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  84. What Are They Complaining About? by deliciousmonster · · Score: 1

    I have half a mind to text message them on my new Sidekick and tell them to mind their own business.

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  85. Just Say No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We got rid of our DirecTV several months ago and never bothered to hook up an antenna to our television. After the initial shock of regular Simpsons programming, things have actually been pretty nice. Our tv is now dedicated to gaming and dvd watching, and our house is generally much more quiet.

  86. Soap Operas by Sir+Pallas · · Score: 0

    I wonder if anyone remembers that soap operas are called soap operas because back in the day, soap operas were paid for (at least in part) by advertising agencies. Perhaps the Little Orphan Annie / Olaltine gag in A Christmas Story now makes a lot more sense if you didn't already know that. Isn't advertising usually skewed by a favorable bias towards the product being sold, anyway? Everyone knows that. Just watch whatever show you're watching and get over it. (I can tell you that the documentaries I watch on Discovery don't suffer from this problem, so any concerned individuals might give them a try.)

  87. Old News by RedA$$edMonkey · · Score: 1

    Product Placement is nothing new. If you look at old old TV, you can see they stop in the middle of the show and wax idiotic about "sparky toothpaste" or whatever. This is just history repeating itself and where better to have repeats than on TV. What drives me nutz is the banners that pop up on the bottom of the screen and totally destract you from the show as well as the station logos in the bottom right which are quickly becomimg as annoying as MS Office's 'Clippy'.

  88. Get a fucking life! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus, I really don't fucking care!

  89. Entertaining vs. Offensive by Mundocani · · Score: 1

    I really don't mind product placement in theory. If a character in a movie sips a Coke and that boosts my image of Coke slightly, so what? On the other hand if they're constantly setting the Coke down in front of the camera and turning it so that the logo is facing the lens, then I get annoyed.

    Years ago I remember watching an episode of Ellen Degeneres' show "Ellen" and she kept munching on some sort of snack and placing the can in plain, readable view (ie, turning the label to face the camera). In another episode she was constantly going on about her Blackberry PDA and its various features. It all became unbearably offensive and I stopped watching. In that case, the show wasn't entertaining enough to overcome the offensiveness of the placements (and vice versa)

    CBS's Survivor uses product placement extensively, but I still watch since I find the show entertaining. They're treading a thin line between entertaining and offending me. Watching a bunch of malnourished dehydrated "castaways" guzzle Mountain Dew and Snickers while gushing about how great they are is pretty sickening. It's like watching one of those starving cats gobble down their Friskies for the camera. But watching those characters piss off others with their arrogance or hubris and get booted out is pretty satisfying, so I put up with the Subarus, Mountain Dews and Snicker bars.

    I don't think laws are really needed unless the shows start making actual product pitches or claims (nutritional supplements come to mind). At that point regulation is needed, but showing a billboard for Chevy or somebody drinking a Coke or sending a FedEx package just doesn't seem like something that needs regulating.

  90. ... stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Television is, and always has been, advertising interrupted by more or less entertaining shows. If too many are skipping the ads (or otherwise ignoring them - oops, time for the bathroom break!), then the ads will migrate into the shows; the only alternative is to cease broadcasting shows because the revenue stream isn't there.

    Anyone who thinks they can have their opium straight, no advertising, must be doing stronger drugs already.

  91. Without advertising... by rcw-home · · Score: 1
    ...How would I know that SAMSUNG MEANS TO COME?

    (Just visit it. Young-Hae Chang is a frickin' genius.)

  92. A simple solution.... by kdart · · Score: 1
    Turn your TV off. Keep it off. Throw it away. If you have kids, interact with them (talk, games, reading, etc.). If not, go outside and do something. Your life will improve, and none of this will matter.



    This is what I have done and I don't miss my TV one bit.



    Have a nice day.

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  93. Is there no regulation in place? by SteWhite · · Score: 1

    In the UK, the ITC regulate advertising on TV, amongst other things. Does the US not have an equivalent?

  94. Product placement preferable to pesky commercials by rollingcalf · · Score: 1

    Product placements don't interrupt the program or reduce my enjoyment of it, so I'd much rather see them than regular commercials.

    But the product placements the article is talking about go beyond something like James Bond driving a BMW or Will Smith wearing Ray-Bans. When it is not merely a product being visible, but also involves a celebrity making positive statements about a product while appearing to be giving an honest opinion, especially in a non-fiction program like a talk show or "reality TV", that is deception. It won't deceive me in particular, but many will be misled.

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  95. Hmm... by inaeldi · · Score: 1

    Josie and the Pussycats (the movie) comes to mind.

  96. They've tried this before... by DCowern · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know if anyone here is old enough to remember (I certainly am not) but the television industry engaged in this practice pretty much since its inception up until the 60's. The radio industry engaged in it for many years before that.

    Your parents can tell you about phrases such as "the Ed Sullivan show, brought to you by..." and "the comedy hour", or the omnipresent product-based game shows. I don't know if Let's Make a Deal was the first, but it certainly popularized it.

    What about The Price is Right? That show is perhaps the last relic of product placement based television. There's so little content in that show that it's laughable but there's dozens upon dozens of product placements. That show's been around longer than I've been alive. This practice is certainly nothing new.

    To be honest, I'd much rather have advertisement embedded in the programs I'm watching as opposed to sitting through 15 minutes of commercials during a 30 minute TV program or 20 minutes of ads before a movie. It's much less intrusive.

  97. You mean... by Eusebo · · Score: 1

    The real CSI folks don't show up to crime scenes in a Hummer H2, talking on their Nextel i90c?

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  98. ObGarth by sharkey · · Score: 1

    [outfitted in Pepsi Gear] "It's like some people do things just because they get paid, and I think that's just sad"

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  99. Yeah, more lawyers by geekee · · Score: 1

    So now if someone writes a guy drinking a can of Coke into a script, he needs to get a lawyer to determine that the drinking of the Coke isn't misrepresented in the show in terms of the product's value, and the lawyer will need to put in a disclaimer saying the station nether condones nor condemns the drinking of Coke. The industry is self regulating already. If people don't like something, they switch the channel. If I want to write a script where a guy saves the world by drinking a Coke, don't I have some free speech rights, here, or did I lose them all in some contract with the FCC.

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  100. no wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no wonder some people do not watch television anymore, i for one watch 1 hour of news and Jay Lenno's Tonite Show then i am off to sleep...

    if my television broke i probably not bother to buy a new one, and if i did buy a new one it would be one of those 19 inch cheapies from WalMart...

  101. What's TV? by Sphere1952 · · Score: 1

    OK, I admit it. I know what a TV is, but unless there's a 9/11 or something I watch far less than an hour a week of it.

    What I want to know is this: When are we going to start getting product placements on slashdot?

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  102. SHUT THE FUCK UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cat got your tongue? (something important seems to be missing from your comment ... like the body or the subject!)

  103. Swiffer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Swiffers don't work as advertised. In the ads, or in the tv shows, the people cleaning their floors with the swiffer are ecstatic with how the swiffer adds meaning and cleanliness to their lives. I bought a Swiffer (TM) because I so wanted to believe that a piece of kitchen merchandise can nearly effortlessly eliminate the drudgery in keeping my floors clean. It doesn't. I have to use about three swiffer rags just to get most of the lint and hair and cruft off the floor. And they are expensive. It's easier just to use one of those 1920s style brooms and them wet mop with a floor cleansing liquid.

  104. Unstoppable Saturation by nhavar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem in advertising today is that the market is saturated. Every vertical and horizontal surface, every book, every magazine, TV show, radio show, tape, dvd, CD insert, restaurant menu, bathroom, cereal box, and milk jug in America is covered with one form of advertisement or another. It's become so much static to most people that the best the most advertisers can hope for is that they flood enough of their trademark or buzzword out there that we'll be imprinted with it and familiar with it enough to maybe buy it if we're in the position to do so.

    Most companies now spend more in marketing and advertising than they do on research and development. Sometimes like within the pharmaceutical companies it's dispraportionate to say the least (think millions vs. billions). All the while they are ignoring the signs that the consumers they are trying to reach are just overwhelmed, tired, and burnt out. The consumers don't want to get another SMS message about Viagra, they've seen everyone and their brother push 10-10-blah blah blah, they could care less about penis enlargement, they got the oxy-clean and it sucked... and on and on and on. They're tired of getting burned by products that are nothing like they are represented to be and they're tired of seeing advertisements that say absolutely NOTHING about the product (livitra!!!!) They're tired of 1/6 of their screen being taken up by ads during the broadcast and then 22 minutes of an hour long show being commercials. They're frustrated with not being able to watch ANY show without seeing some dumbass branding icon covering a corner of the screen.

    And what do the advertisers and networks do in response to this burn out - attempt to stoke the fires by finding NEW ways to reach the customer. HELLO!!! IS ANYONE OUT THERE? IS ANYONE LISTENING?!? YOU'RE SCARING AWAY CUSTOMERS NOT DRAWING THEM IN. They're checking out, they're ditching their TV's, they're watching only DVD's, reading books, hiking. They don't want more ads, they want entertainment, and they sure as hell don't want ads weakly disguised as entertainment, newstainment, infotainment, or any other "snazzy" new term.

    So when the industry won't listen and won't learn and won't even attempt to come to the level of the consumer then what choice does the consumer have? Government regulation! Yes it's sad but true. See companies continue to profit not because of growth or new business but by making lower quality products, selling at higher prices, and outsourcing everything imaginable. Then when sales can no longer produce any profit and all of the costs have been cut there are three choices buy out, sell out, sue (rinse and repeat).

    Once they take one of these strategies it becomes an endless cycle. They get a few years maybe of more of the same cost cutting out sourcing, growth through acquisition, money from investors who think they see a profit. Then a few years down the line they spin off the businesses again, promise new and better products and start the cycle over.

    We see it right now. The RIAA companies have merged so many times that theres hardly anyone left, costs are high despite cost cutting measures, sales are low despite massive marketing efforts. The only out increase advertising and SUE the consumer. 'Of course it's the consumers fault that profits are down and if they just couldn't skip over our advertisements or block them out then they'd have to pay'.

    Look at the entertainment market today. You have perfectly good shows being cancelled because advertisers don't know how to market to that group of a million people. They can't figure out what product this demographic or that demographic will respond to so when their spots fail to bring in any new sales they drop it and great shows go away. And who loses - the consumer.

    So tell me what are the options? Dropping out doesn't seem to have made TV any better. Most people I know watch maybe a hour or two a week and TV continues to get worse. Movies are crap with few exceptions, music is garbage, I can't pick up a magazine or a newspaper without being frustrated by the amount of ads. How EXACTLY do we get through to the companies that they need to knock it off with all of the damn advertising (aside from direct government regulation).

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    1. Re:Unstoppable Saturation by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "How EXACTLY do we get through to the companies that they need to knock it off with all of the damn advertising (aside from direct government regulation)."

      As someone who works in advertising, I would tell you, trust us, we KNOW there's too much advertising and that the market is completely saturated by it.

      I mean, I know there's a general hatred on /. of people in advertising and marketing, but realize that not all of us are complete fuckwits. In fact I apply many of the things I learn on Slashdot to my trade.

      The source of your problem is not people's willingness to get new fresh GOOD advertising out into the world....the problem is the lack of people who make good advertising. For every brilliant ad you see that you ENJOY watching, there are 100 more that are paid for by anybody with 1k to spend on an ad.

      Unfortunately, advertising is not going away. Luckily for us humans though, we adapt, and are already tuning it out. Yes its annoying that it exists, but it doesn't annoy you as much as it would if you had your attention grabbed by every single ad out there.

      So perhaps if you'd like to see a change in the way advertising is done, get in touch with the marketing department of whoever put out the ad, or better yet, the people IN CHARGE of the people who put out the ad. Because generally those people will try to get changes made if public response is poor, whereas the people who actually did the ad would not change anything because it is their asses on the line.

      So trust me, we're not all evil, we're not all complete fuckwits, and many of us, including myself, also despise the horrible pervasive advertising that is saturating our lives, that's why I want to make better advertising.

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    2. Re: Unstoppable Saturation by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > The problem in advertising today is that the market is saturated. Every vertical and horizontal surface, every book, every magazine, TV show, radio show, tape, dvd, CD insert, restaurant menu, bathroom, cereal box, and milk jug in America is covered with one form of advertisement or another.

      One day this summer I sat in a national-chain burger stand finishing a meal, and idly wondered why they took the trouble to put their distinctive logo and color pattern on their carry-out sacks, burger wrappers, drink cups, and even straws and straw-wrappers... and then a few days later when I was out for a walk and noticed the distinctively logo'd and color-patterned litter alongside the road, it occured to me why they took the trouble. Idiots who chuck their cups/wrappers/straws out the car window are participating in the Great American Advertising Experience.

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  105. If it weren't for the commercials... by redstoner · · Score: 1

    ...you'd never be able to take a pee break. That's all they are good for. The one thing I don't like about watching shows like the "Sopranos" is that it's a solid hour of TV without any commercials. I have to remember to use the bathroom before the show starts or I might miss something.

  106. Obligatory 'Family Guy' Reference.... by evilviper · · Score: 1

    Smoke

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    1. Re:Obligatory 'Family Guy' Reference.... by The+UberDork · · Score: 1

      Not now Jerry.

  107. I couldn't care less by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

    You know, I dug deep down in my heart, and realized that I just don't care. Product placement doesn't bother me one bit. Besides, it's been going on in movies and television for years. Heck, back in the old days of live TV broadcasts, the host would stop in the middle of the show and pitch an ad himself.

    Hey, if it would cut commercial time down from 1/3 of the hour to even half that, I'd be all for it! They should sell ad spots on professional athletes' clothes. There's an idea! Imagine the possibilities with product placement on the soft-core porn channels!

    Where I object to advertising is with media that I pay for, such as video rentals, or on my Internet connection. I don't mind ads like those on Slashdot, but software which takes control of your computer, or spawns pop-up windows that take focus, or includes seizure-inducing color cycling should be made illegal.

    Someone should tell the harassvertizers that the reason I'm not buying their product is because it sucks, not because I didn't notice the ad. I don't gamble, I don't order CDs on the web [because they're the same price everywhere, overpriced], I don't need a mortgage, I'm really not into home decorating, I don't want to buy a pager, I have no interest in being my own stock broker, and my penis is large enough, thanks.

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  108. Your big mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your big mistake is arguing that because the government is good for something, it is good for everything (even places where it has no business being, like censoring expression)

    1. Re:Your big mistake by grolaw · · Score: 1

      Au contraire. I said NOTHING about the government being good for everything. You have engaged in the age-old logical flaw of post hoc ergo propter hoc.

      Griswold v. Connecticut, 381 U.S. 479, 85 S. Ct. 1678, 14 L. Ed. 2d 510 (1965) Says that the Government may have a right to protect the lives of future citizens of Connecticut, but that our right to privacy trumps the Government's right to stop us from using contraceptives.

      Generally speaking, the government has a pretty poor record when it comes to consensual sex laws - but the public health folks have done a good job of keeping most STD's in check.

      Your big mistake is assuming that you could accuse me of something I didn't say.

      RTFC Anonymous Coward!

  109. Burn books too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Turn your TV off. Keep it off. Throw it away"

    After that, can we burn the books? Can't let those outside ideas in! Must close our minds!

    "Your life will improve,"

    You mean after you join your local brownshirt group and have book BBQ's?

    "This is what I have done and I don't miss my TV one bit"

    Just like nazis don't miss the books they burn. You are really being an idiot for intentionally shutting out information.

    1. Re:Burn books too! by kdart · · Score: 1

      You are barking up the wrong tree. The problem with most of TV today is that there is no information there. It is primarily "product placement", a form of product propoganda, as this article indicates. Why watch that? Ok, in my original post I forgot to mention: Read a book! There... satisfied now?

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  110. Right.. but.. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    We do regulate commercial advertisements... and infomercials have to disclose that they are advertisements.

    Where do you draw the line between an infomercial, and a TV show with product placement?

  111. My thoughts by Experiment+626 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Characters in TV shows and movies have to use various items as props. Sometimes these are chosen with business motivations in mind. As a viewer, I'm okay with this, as long as it does not detract from the show.

    For instance, Halle Berry has a Ford Thunderbird in the latest 007 film. That's fine. But if Bond had borrowed it for a gratuitous car chase, all the while commenting on its superb handling and acceleration, that would certainly have ruined the movie. Stick a product in in a context where one might realistically encounter it. Don't comment on it, extol its virtues, or zoom in for a close up of it.

    Trying too hard to avoid product placement can be just as distracting. A can labelled "COLA" and with a not-quite-Coke design looks fake. Pixellating out the names of products and stores as if they were nudity is annoying.

    Basically, I don't care whether the hero reaches for a Dasani or an Aquafina as long as it's unobtrusive, realistic for the character, non-distracting, and so on. If the audience consciously notices the item as being plugged, the advertising was too conspicuous.

    1. Re:My thoughts by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      I am in agreement with you on this. There is no reason whatsoever for product placement to be taken out as long as it is being done tastefully. Frankly, the vast majority of product placements are practically invisible, unless you are looking for them. After all, doesn't everyday life have product placements everywhere? Do you want companies to stop advertising to you by having product placements like your co-workers buying Coke and leaving it on their desk? Are we going to require that they cover it up or something? Come on, at least they're doing it the right way.

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    2. Re:My thoughts by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "Pixellating out the names of products and stores as if they were nudity is annoying."

      Not nearly as annoying as pixellating out the
      nudity!

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    3. Re:My thoughts by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean Pixellating out the nudity as if they were names of products and stores is annoying?

    4. Re:My thoughts by 1eyedhive · · Score: 1

      agreed, if it's not distracting, i.e. you don't notice it, i could care less. E.T. being a perfect example, it was perfect in context, and the bag being logo up... 50/50 shot there, turning anything towards the camera... BLATENT!!!!
      i have more respect for a show that uses real products in context than making up fake stores/products, etc, just don't throw it in our faces, mm'kay.

      I've seen IT companies advertised in TV shows... doesn't bother me too much. Watching NCIS last night, every computer/monitor was a Dell (the new flat panel and/or CRT design and the pizza boxen cases), aside from one camera tracking shot that had the rear of a CRT in the shot (with a big DELL logo on it), i didn't really notice (though when it comes to IT stuff, i go out of my way to point stuff out) because the action was still there. In fact, they (the producers, et al) should be commended for using real stuff (windows included) rather than the uber fake shells seen in TV/movies past (joe sixpak using some fake psudo shell thingy irks me more than same person using MS windows (or god forbid, XFree86)).

      now pixeleting store names out.. never seen that.

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  112. --- loves this pattern by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

    First we take away their privelage to send us ad's via phone, next we're going to take away their privelage to advertise on TV, and if they decide product placement is the way to go, well, I'll just turn to the likes of rant radio and the whole bunch, or 3rd party entertainment entities; TV that's actually funny or dramatic, most of the time well done. What we get now is bullshit and more bullshit, so much so that I'v completly stopped watching TV in favor of a computer and gaming.

    If this keeps up, we're going to take away even more of their privelage until the corperate right to free speech is done in completly and then, we can get some laws passed to keep bribes out of congress and after that the rest of their rights go out the window in favor of new ones. Keep it going, it's like a thumb war; you pin the other guy's thumb down hard enough to see who says uncle first.

  113. Disclosure? by Rimbo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe it's because the TV programs are fiction.

    I have to agree with the original post. I don't see the big deal here. If you don't want to see ads, turn off the tube. If you don't want to see product placements in your TV series, watch different TV series. Or don't watch the TV at all.

    Consider this: I pretty much just watch football on TV, which is nothing but product placements -- not just for the various equipment manufacturers and beer companies, but also for the teams themselves. There are no disclaimers necessary, because if the equipment is bad, I'll get a good chance to see it for myself.

    1. Re:Disclosure? by be-fan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its not about having to watch the ads, or what should be the law about infomercials. There is a law on the books about truth in infomercials. If you don't like it (I don't either) then work to get it repealed. But its there for the time being. What this measure is about is closing a possible loophole (through product-placement) in the laws about infomercials.

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    2. Re:Disclosure? by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 0, Interesting

      hmm...

      I agree and I don't. First of all I do not watch TV of ANY sort with regards to cable, free or whatever... I do rent DVDs from netflix.

      I listen (selectively) to the radio on my daily commute to and from SF from san jose for work.

      I call *ALL* advertising Thought Pollution. I cannot tell you of any media aside from maybe whitepapers and some books that are not assaulting my consciousness with adverts. I really want to stop the proliferation of ads.

      on the one hand you can make the naive statement to simply "dont look" or "turn of the tube" - but the fact of the matter is that advertising is DESIGNED around this... they force the ads into areas where you cannot escape them.

      The are the absolute trash of the landscape - both the physical and mental.

      I think that there truly should be a method to opt out of all advertising schemes. - Maybe at least they should pay me.

    3. Re:Disclosure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, just put your tin foil hat on, and it will block the mind altering advertisement rays.

    4. Re:Disclosure? by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I suppose it depends on the market. Americans have become accustomed to sports that stop every few seconds, Europeans are used to more continuously flowing sports. On-screen advertising during soccer, rugby, ozzie-rules, gaelic football or hurling is, IMHO, a good way to bring revenue in whilst not interfering too much with the game.

      If I didn't know better I'd think that the rules of American football evolved with TV advertising and product placement in mind. If that were true, it would be a good example of commercial advertising interests having a detrimental effect on content.

      I think there's got to be a happy medium here.

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    5. Re:Disclosure? by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1
      Advertising is so amazingly prevelant in our society that there is literally no place I can go except for my own home where I am free from it. This is of course only true if I don't read a magazine (rare now...too many ads), watch TV (cut it off years ago in protest to it's crapness), or listen to the radio (inane shithead DJ's with their mirthless banter and constant commercials...where was the music?).

      I now get my news from The Times/The Guardian or online. With pop-up suppression and a caching DNS server that returns 127.0.0.1 for 10,000 of the worst banner sites I am finally able to enjoy some content with only a modicum of advertising.

      If you don't like the ads turns off the bloody TV. Play with your kids, talk to your wife, hang out with your mates...just get out there and have a life (even a virtual one on SlashDot is better than passive TV).

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    6. Re:Disclosure? by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 1

      New Tin Foil HAT 2.0 Brought to you by your caring friends at Montauk, INC.

      Get yours Today!

    7. Re:Disclosure? by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      Naw, as you know American football's rules came about long before radio and TV. If anything, the 25-second between-play clock is a deterrent to advertising, since most ads are limited to 30 seconds.

    8. Re:Disclosure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Advertising is so amazingly prevelant in our society that there is literally no place I can go except for my own home where I am free from it.

      You're not even free in your own home. Most food products are covered in brightly covered advertising. If you buy a magazine or newspaper, you will probably find that it is half advertising. If you install Windows, it will try to sell you an AOL account. Even my new laptop that I just bought keeps popping up with "helpful" messages about addons that I might want to buy.

      If you lived in a cave like a hermit, and grew all your own food, you might escape advertising... maybe.

      I read an interesting statistic the other day, that the average person is exposed to more information in a week from advertising than a person in the 16th century would be exposed to from all sources. Maybe this is one reason for increasing rates of stress and related mental illness, since our brains just can't process all these facts and statistics.

    9. Re:Disclosure? by Rimbo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hear ya. If you live in an information society, you're going to be pelted with ads. On the other hand those advertisements are part of what make an information society possible. At its most basic level, advertising is just another form of communication -- you need and want things, and other people/companies make things, and you somehow need to find out what's available for you, and they need to let you know that they have stuff. If they don't advertise, you don't know they exist.

    10. Re:Disclosure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guardian Unlimited is offering a new ad-free subscription offer. It might be worth looking at. It's a reasonable rate, and it is guaranteed to remove *all* ads.

      If you like the site, it's probably worth supporting it.

    11. Re:Disclosure? by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      I understand. A TV show could make claims about a product without a disclaimer. Most TV shows are fiction. Even so-called "Reality" shows are elaborately-staged fiction. Come to think of it, even the News is largely opinion and claims of dubious origin. So ultimately I don't believe what I'm watching anyway; since I don't believe what I'm watching, a product placement could backfire, because any claims made about the product I'm going to automatically assume are fictitious, plot elements, or otherwise dubious. Which means that what I see I am not going to treat in the same way I'll treat something in an infomercial or advertisement. And because of this, I don't think there's a need for a disclaimer. People know they're seeing bullshit anyway.

    12. Re:Disclosure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, this dude's last name is Rimmer.

    13. Re:Disclosure? by thrillseeker · · Score: 1
      a caching DNS server that returns 127.0.0.1 for 10,000 of the worst banner sites

      Could you share that list? I've built mine by hand over a few years and it's a pitiful 200 sites (but it does cover a lot of territory).

    14. Re:Disclosure? by thrillseeker · · Score: 1
      If they don't advertise, you don't know they exist.

      Better known as "heaven on earth".

    15. Re:Disclosure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just use privoxy.

    16. Re:Disclosure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    17. Re:Disclosure? by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

      Oh, I didn't know that. I actually enjoy a good football game, especially when the local teams are on, but I have to be doing something else at the same time to keep me occupied during the commercials.

      Moderator, I think you were a bit harsh on me there, it was an honest mistake.

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    18. Re:Disclosure? by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      Right but with each broadcast contract the NFL signs, they increase the number of times that ads can be put in ("TV timeouts").

      Of course, sports is about the only area on TV that's not going to be hurt by TiVo ad skipping because there's a benefit to watching it live as it's broadcast.

    19. Re:Disclosure? by Goozbach · · Score: 1

      If you lived in a cave like a hermit, and grew all your own food, you might escape advertising... maybe.

      I bet the AOL CDs would still make it there.
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    20. Re:Disclosure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read an interesting statistic the other day, that the average person is exposed to more information in a week from advertising than a person in the 16th century would be exposed to from all sources.

      That statistic was actually "...than a person in the 16th century would be exposed to from all sources in their entire lifetime."

    21. Re:Disclosure? by willfe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...also, don't open a magazine or newspaper, don't turn on a radio or television set at all, don't go outside (billboards, flying banners, cars and buses dolled up to be mobile ads, etc.), don't use public transportation, don't answer your phone, and don't answer your door. While you're home, don't look at web sites or check your e-mail, either.

      Sorry, but the "ignore the problem if you don't like it" argument just doesn't cut it -- the problem certainly doesn't go away, and the ads get more and more incideous.

      All advertisements are lies anyway; think about it -- they're an attempt to pursuade you to buy some product or service you wouldn't otherwise buy. This requires subterfuge of some sort, whether in the guise of making you laugh, making you believe you need something you don't, or "being informative" (and just handily offering exactly what you suddenly realized you have to have).

      There's an easier way to destroy advertising: don't ignore it -- become aware of it, and forcibly eject it from your mind. TiVo your TV shows and skip the commercials. Listen to CDs or MP3s of your choice on your car stereo instead of the radio (radio's a lost cause, folks, sorry), argue with salesdrones who approach you on the street (visit any tourist trap like the Vegas strip to meet some) instead of just blowing them off, etc. When you can't actually avoid ads (magazines, newspapers, billboards, etc.), don't buy what they're selling. Tell others why you don't buy certain things. Educate. Relieve people of their ignorance. Make yourself (and others) understand what advertising tries to do to its victims, and learn how to stop it.

      Hardline attitude towards advertising? You bet. But I didn't ask some bag of advertising execs to figure out how to "beat" me or "trick" me into buying their crap. I feel no guilt in peering straight through the scams, swindles, and other assorted sales pitches, and helping others to do so.

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    22. Re:Disclosure? by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Go to this site ssmedia and enjoy their list of 11,527 prime offenders.

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    23. Re:Disclosure? by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      "All advertisements are lies anyway; think about it -- they're an attempt to pursuade you to buy some product or service you wouldn't otherwise buy. This requires subterfuge of some sort, ..."

      What about a product or service you WOULD otherwise buy, if only you knew it existed? For example, most people would like to buy food. You need to know where to buy food. If GroceryMart opens a store in your neighborhood, but out of the way from where you happen to be, then how the hell are you going to know that GroceryMart exists?

      Word of mouth. Which is a form of advertising. Or a television spot ("Now on Maple Blvd!"). Or maybe they build a huge sign saying "GROCERY-MART" for people to see.

      Now here is a clear example of something people are generally already inclined to buy, and a complete example of a lack of subterfuge.

      Now the question is, "Is this the exception?" Of course not. MOST things that are advertised -- financial services, beer, television programs -- are things that people are inclined to want.

      What's more, as far as subterfuge goes, there are very strict laws about what claims an advertisement can make. If I say that my company's been in business since 1859, and I've only been in business since 1989, I'm going to find myself hit with a huge fine AND a public-relations disaster. That's why ads are more likely to show people having a good time with a product, rather than actually making claims about a product.

      "But I didn't ask some bag of advertising execs to figure out how to "beat" me or "trick" me into buying their crap. I feel no guilt in peering straight through the scams, swindles, and other assorted sales pitches, and helping others to do so."

      Most advertised products and services ARE desired by people, and most advertisements only exist so that people will know how to get what they already want. Just because YOU didn't want those things doesn't mean the majority of the people didn't want them. More to the point, I think you do -- or at some point, you will -- want most of the things that are advertised and one time or another.

    24. Re:Disclosure? by ziggy_zero · · Score: 1

      Right on. I was watching tv the other day, and one of those "The More You Know" ads came on, where celebrities give you nice living tips. Anyway, it was David Schwimmer, and he was talking about how he didn't like to be judged by the way he looked, and neither should you. The first thing that came into my mind was "Shut up, you're a celebrity, no one judges you for the way you look." But then part of me was glad at least SOMEONE was trying to get a good message out to people.

      This ad was followed by a gym commercial (where they promised they could make you look better), a clothing store commercial (wherein the main character is noticed because of her fancy coat she bought at said store), and then an acne cream commercial - where of course, they show you the "before" picture of the girl, and then the "after" picture shows her being happy - and with a boy.

      Advertising makes me sick to my stomach.

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  114. There is no corporate speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If this keeps up, we're going to take away even more of their privelage until the corperate right to free speech is done in completly and then"

    There is no corporate speech: all speech and communication is done by individuals. This is a basic right, not a privilege.

    "and after that the rest of their rights go out the window in favor of new ones"

    So you want to get rid of all of the Bill of Rights????

    1. Re:There is no corporate speech by RvLeshrac · · Score: 1

      I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not. I'll lean on "not."

      You have the right to express your opinion in a publc forum. You do NOT have the right to have people listen. This is the crux of the argument AGAINST telemarketing. The telemarketers insist that they have free speech rights - the problem is that if an individual did what they are doing, it would be considered harrassment and would possibly warrant a restraining order.

      "Corporate Speech" is anything that advertises a product or service. If you are giving an unbiased (read: unfunded) opinion, you're back into the realm of Free Speech.

      So if Nike is paying you to say that Nike shoes are great, that is NOT protected speech. If, however, you write a review for a magazine saying that you've found that Nike shoes are the most comfortable that you've ever owned, without coercion, that IS protected speech.

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  115. phak off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    look i hate comercials, god damn condesending peices of ass wipe, but i like tv shows, i like dramas and comedies and other crap on tv, save for stupid so called reality shows...damn yous mtv damn yous to hell, but i digress, so without commercials we get no tv shows, but now we can skipp comercials with tivo and the like, so now commercial producers say "hey, no one is watching our shit, we ain't paying no $200,000 for a halftime game/drive/primetime/what have you time slot, we is only going to pay $2000 so that we can hit all of the poor ass mofos with out tivo or shiznit like dat. So now you have a choice, either make tv shows on a $2000 budget, or charge for product placement. the last $2000 dudget show i saw was some shitty disney documentery where they tosed 100's of lemings off a cliff and made up some lie about them committing suicide, so fuck that i say i want Law and fucking Order 24/7, with NYPD Blue thrown in for good measure and adult swim on the weekends. And if i have to put up with a "Coke(TR)(r)(etc)" in Sipowitz's hand in the first run and a "Frapachino(TM)(R)(ETC)" in the re-runs then so be it, just as long as he does go "AHHHHH GOD DMAN! I love this SHIT!" every 5 mins. so quit yer bitch'n and the sooner you realize that teh dot int he center of the universe is not you the happier you and everyone else will be.

  116. This is pathetic.... by fuqqer · · Score: 1

    Jesus, tv companies are private industry and they can program whatever they want. You don't see anybody calling and bitching about QVC. All they are is one giant advertisement. It's private industry and shouldn't be regulated.

    Unfortunately the government has gotten into regulating the "morality" of programming to some degree. tv stations should have been able to display and say whatever they wanted from the beginning. It'd create a market for all the uptight morality pushing screwballs. It'd foster competition and make better tv.

    Really, what kind of moron puts this shit together and ties up government resources with this bunk. TIME/WARNER/AOL and DISNEY practically own your tv. tv viewers have been constantly bombarded with product placement and advertisement within shows since tv began. It's in the nature of the media and how it makes it's money. The beauty of it, is that media has updated their business model, unlike the RIAA. Because of this slashdotters and tv viewers have their panties in a bunch.

    Seriously, if the RIAA started to put advertisements on CD's to make revenue, who would care in the slightest. Nobody...as nobody should care if business is buying advertising space on our bland reality show of the week.

    The fact that the tv viewers of this country are so lazy that they have to bitch about their tv programming to the government just shows that we have become complacent weenies. The patriot act has just passed, your rights are going out the window. I just read Farenheit 454. I think I'm going to go out and read 1984 from a library soon.

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  117. That is your religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The only people who disagree with this sentiment have been brainwashed by the best selling fiction novel ever, the bible."

    Of course it is fiction, and your preferred holy book is the fact. That is what your religion tells you.

  118. wrong question! by harkabeeparolyn · · Score: 1
    The way we use the public airwaves today is a disgrace. The public airwaves should never have been given over to commercial interests. The whole television establishment should be carpet bombed from end to end and we should start over.

    State governments are wracking their brains trying to figure out how to efficiently educate our children and we're throwing away the public airwaves on tripe. Think of what could be done if the ratio of educational programming versus entertainment programming were reversed. By educational I don't mean Jack Hanna's Animal Adventures and crap like that, I mean real courses of study, grade school to university level. so that the intellectual wellspring of education can be available to as many as possible in the most efficient way possible. That would be television worth paying for.

  119. Cigarettes in Movies by planckscale · · Score: 1
    Product placement doesn't bother me as much as movies that promote smoking. Seems the only reason crappy movies get produced and are rated "R" is because the studios are getting large sums of money from the cigarette companies. If you want to see this stop, visit http://www.smokefreemovies.ucsf.edu and act now.

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    1. Re:Cigarettes in Movies by forkboy · · Score: 1

      Are anti-smokers getting so belligerent now that just SEEING someone smoke on television offends you? For fuck's sake, get over it. Get a hobby or something. People smoke. Many people smoke. Therefore, shows or movies that portray things happening that involve people are going to occasionally have smokers in it.

      I promise you won't get the nasty, icky lung cancer from seeing smoke particles on a screen.

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    2. Re:Cigarettes in Movies by RvLeshrac · · Score: 1

      Glad you got to this one before me.

      Some of the same people who decry smoking are riding around town in Explorers, blowing exhaust in my face as I walk to work.

      God forbid my smoking somehow affect your ability to pollute the air ten times worse.

      If you're anti-smoking, you'd better be anti-driving and anti-shipping as well, since aircraft, seacraft, and landcraft all generate many magnitudes more pollution than those of us who smoke.

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  120. Which government is that, anyway? by GFW · · Score: 1

    Jed Bartlett's administration on the "The West Wing"?

    Seriously, some people criticize TWW for political advocacy, but it's a show about a fictional liberal administration - how could the characters not advocate liberal positions? People who watch it know this and accept it (or they don't watch it).

    Likewise, with product placement, if it makes sense in the plot, it will add realism. If it looks like a blatant plug, people will hate the show.

    Finally, the problem with the newsroom will never be product placement. The problem is that corporate owners can get certain stories or types of stories "de-emphasised".

  121. How about Setting placement by WildStream · · Score: 1

    Has anybody notice increase in shows that take place in Los Vegas?

    There has been two or three shows of Fearfactore in los Vegas, the new Show Los Vegas, even CSI, viewed by a lot of people is located in Los Vegas. I think somebody wants people to come to the city realy badly.

  122. Is product placement effective? by jfengel · · Score: 1

    I'm curious about whether product placement is cost-effective for the advertisers.

    The market for advertising-supported web sites crashed because it was possible to get a measure of how effective they were with click-throughs. It's not zero, but it's pretty low, and only a few sites can really support themselves that way.

    TV ads, on the other hand, don't have click-through, and it must be hard to measure if they're effective or not. The overall branding effect is even more difficult to measure: what's it worth to a soda company to have people see the products on TV? Does it create that strong an effect?

    I'm assured that it does by various marketers, and I've certainly seen places in life where good branding gives you confidence in a product and an unjustifiable but very real preference for it. This is most prominent in big brands: do I really prefer the taste of Coke to Pepsi, or just its advertising? Do I drive a Honda because its ads are less irritating than those for most other cars?

    But, as another poster cited, is anybody buying CA products because they see them on TV? Even if there is an effect, is it worth whatever CA is paying for it? Even if it works for Coke, are there enough brands to support the effort that the TV studios make to bother to acquire product placements?

  123. Time to go to OAVs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Direct to video! That's all I watch these days anyway, vids, fuck tv because it sucks. And I don't want fucking product placements in my vids, okay? They suck.

    The problem with Hollywood is that it's too bloated. Any real creativity or talent never has a chance. At the extortionary prices they sell DVDs at, they could still support their cushy lifestyles and everyone would be happy--of course it means creating a product someone would actually buy, that is to say, not dreck, laced with fucking product placements . . .

  124. Doesn't the government have better things to do... by DeepEyes78 · · Score: 1

    ...then tell TV producers how to advertise? Like, grant ridiculous trademarks, fight wars in the name of peace and use your money doing it?

    Seriously, if you don't like what they're doing THEN STOP WATCHING TELEVISION! It boggles my mind that they're so upset over such an insignificant thing as how products are being advertised on television that they're trying to sic government bloodhounds on the people that make the shows that they're needlessly addicted to. I imagine that the people behind this are TV junkies that get fired up over any changes that threaten their little microcosm-of-the-mind. It kinda reminds me of a line from a movie that came out recently:

    The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around and what do you see? Businessmen, Teachers, Lawyers, Carpenters...the very minds of the people we're trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system, and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so innerred, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will that they will fight to protect it.

  125. I think I have it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Gratuitous depictions of sex and violence in the media have absolutely no adverse impact on human behavioral or cognitive processes.

    2. Commercial advertising has too much influence on human behavioral and cognitive processes.

    3. ?

    4. Freedom of choice for the consumer is a _good_ thing.

    5. Only the Government can save us.

    Please, help me.

  126. Sports by mhlandrydotnet · · Score: 1

    One thing I'm surprised nobody mentioned (maybe not, this is /. after all) is that ads are creeping their way into Sports doublespeed. I've noticed within the past two weeks that ads are being put onto American Football Fields in between plays. That's right! _During_ the game! Its really annoying to see a little AOL man running across the screen. Sooner rather than later it'll be a Minority Report type deal.

    1. Re:Sports by daveo0331 · · Score: 1

      I am not making this up.

      I was listening to a football game on the radio the other day, and the announcer said "the following legal disclaimer is brought to you by [some law firm]. This broadcast is intended for the private noncommercial use of our listening audience and may not be reproduced or rebroadcast without the express written consent of the National Football League..."

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  127. Damn Straight by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    What the hell is up with all this product placement in my neighbor's house? I think I'm going to have to ask the FTC to ban it!

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  128. It's been there forever--for kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disney programming (including their ABC subsidiary) is nothing but a non-stop commerical for their toys, DVDs, and theme parks. Then there's the PBS kid shows (Barney, Big Bird, Tinky-Winky, and the rest of the lot). All kid's programming is infested with product placement, and they don't even try to hide it.

  129. How about a nice, cold Pepsi? by neomiasma · · Score: 2, Funny
    Product placement doesn't bother me as long as it integrates well into the story. Look around you. The majority of us buy brand-name items. Why shouldn't our fictional characters enjoy the same luxuries?

    So go hop in your Ford Focus, drive down to the 7-11 and pick up a case of Coca-cola. Then go back home, pop some Orville Reddenbacher popcorn, turn on your Zenith 32" TV and set your Tivo to record your favorite show.

    I'm going to go down to Blockbuster to rent Return of the Killer Tomatoes.

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    1. Re:How about a nice, cold Pepsi? by QuackQuack · · Score: 1
      Product placement doesn't bother me as long as it integrates well into the story. Look around you. The majority of us buy brand-name items. Why shouldn't our fictional characters enjoy the same luxuries?

      What really annoys me is the opposite. When products are blurred out in TV "reality" shows, presumably because the company has not paid the producers to have it included.

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  130. Infomercial vs Sitcom by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If we don't stop this now, then the line between a product placment sitcom and an infomercial becomse a blur. It will be a way for all infomercial creators to get around legistlation meant to protect users against fraud.

    "We weren't actually saying that it would not cause harm to eat our product, it was a fictional sitcom"

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    1. Re:Infomercial vs Sitcom by (54)T-Dub · · Score: 1

      I meant to say "product placment saturated sitcom"

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    2. Re:Infomercial vs Sitcom by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And hopefully, the judge would say, "You paid money to get people to eat your product. It hurt them. You're going to jail."

      Once that fails to happen, you'll have an actual example to point to. Show us the existing laws failing.

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    3. Re:Infomercial vs Sitcom by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      All I can say is "you asked for it, you got it." /. readers are always espousing some hair-brained business model or trumpeting the value of freedom. At the same time, they are always quick to opine that new business models will always spring up. Sure they will, but you may not like the result. Take away the opportunity for content makers to make money by providing content, and they will find another way, be it lawsuits, product placement, spyware, or copyright violations.

      -a

    4. Re:Infomercial vs Sitcom by canadian_right · · Score: 1

      Personally, I hope this trend contiues to the point were the whole TV industry implodes (except for Star Trek re-runs, the Simpsons, and Hockey), and everyone suddenly has to learn how to fill their spare time with real life activities.

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    5. Re:Infomercial vs Sitcom by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      So let me see. You want the rich and powerful to be able to buy time to get their message across, in a way that is only answerable to litigation, requiring another rich and powerful person or organization to back it.

      I would be one thing if the practice was not so utterly abused in the past that we wrote a law for it in the first place. (Over the vehiment objection of the Rich and Powerful (tm).) It would be another if we also didn't have case law upholding these laws. Again, already litigated by the Rich and Powerful (tm).

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    6. Re:Infomercial vs Sitcom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering the track record of the Judical system, and the number of fradulent lawsuits today, no judge rules with common sense or intelligence but rather with who has the highest paid legal staff. If advertising firms are brought to court, it will turn into another product placement infomercial. I can see it now, "The Kobe Bryant Trial, brought to you by Tide! Give your clothes that fresh backdoor feel!"

    7. Re:Infomercial vs Sitcom by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      You want the rich and powerful to be able to buy time to get their message across, in a way that is only answerable to litigation, requiring another rich and powerful person or organization to back it.

      Uh, but that wouldn't change if we instituted new laws. We'd still need the gov't to litigate, just like we would now.

      You still haven't shown that the existing laws are failing.

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    8. Re:Infomercial vs Sitcom by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Great. When that happens, we can talk about a law.

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    9. Re:Infomercial vs Sitcom by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      My point was not that existing laws are failing. It was that they are being circumvented. The poster's contention that we can just sue them if we don't like that idea was silly, and I was trying to illustrate the point.

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    10. Re:Infomercial vs Sitcom by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Back when all television was black and white and broadcast live, it was quite common for sitcom characters to extoll the virtues of their latest purchase such as a new refrigerator on the set of The Honeymooners.

      This doesn't mean we want a return to such things, or more of the more insidious instances we see today, but it does stand out when there are no brand names present whatsoever, or worse, when they attempt to cover the "hast" of Shasta with a large "od", or a character holds a can in a bizarre way to conceal the label from the camera.

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  131. Well, Duh! by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
    I think television broadcast should be limited to only really cool documentaries, science fiction, and cartoons. Oh, yeah, and my wife likes Law&Order, The Nanny, and Designer Women, and the Moldy Girls.


    Can we pass a law about that?


    Sheesh, people! Legislation is NOT the solution to everything!

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  132. TiVo product placements by wart · · Score: 1

    I find the TiVo product placements the most amusing (Sex and the City, many celebrities on talk shows)

    It's product placement for a product that increases the need for more product placement!

  133. Tracker by lowmagnet · · Score: 1

    I briefly watched the Sci-fi channel show, 'Tracker' only because Geriant Wyn Davies was in it. Anyway, hearing him deliver a 1-800-COLLECT ad in the middle of it made me erase the episode on the spot. Now, I stick to things that can't even possibly have ads in them, like science fiction.

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    1. Re:Tracker by calethix · · Score: 1

      "Now, I stick to things that can't even possibly have ads in them, like science fiction."

      Something I've wondered about is if there will ever be a time when companies decide that they only want to advertise through product placement. No more interrupting a show for a commercial break. It seems like that would be a more effective means of advertising. Like you said though, that doesn't work so well for sci-fi.
      It would be really silly to see Captain Archer enjoying a nice refreshing vanilla coke with Trip while they talk about how they were only able to catch that Xindi because they can run so much faster in their Nike alien-terrain running shoes.
      So if a time comes when the majority of advertising is through product placement, sci-fi shows may have a hard time with funding. Either that or they'll be such a blatant advertisement that nobody will watch.

    2. Re:Tracker by lowmagnet · · Score: 1

      When companies decide that they want to advertise completely through placement, I shall cease completely this bad habit called television viewing.

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  134. Without product placement.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the Josie and the Pussycats movie just wouldn't have been the same.

  135. socialist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find that offensive. On what grounds is the UK socialist? It has no government owned companies (with the exception of health care - the BBC is a non-profit chartered corporation), and its politics are hardly left-wing.

  136. Anti-drug plotlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    IIRC the US government has used product placement to their effect with the deals made with some stations around 2-3 years ago. Basicly the stations have to allow x amount of comercials time to the government. This was usually at prime time, and could be sold for a lot more than the government was paying. In exchange, some of the shows (ones which the station had editorial control over) featured drug related storylines, and "moral" endings.

    Didn't bother me much. I use what I want to use, so long as it doesn't bother others, but I do recognise drug use does have problems. Most of those are made worse by the illegality of drugs, but there are some root causes. Addiction for example, many people are dependant on caffiene. Many people use it, a fair number abuse it (binging rather than continual usage) but don't end up selling it :)

    Plus the whole propeganda thing doesn't bother me either (I'm English/Kiwi I'm used to the state owning the means of communication).

    But all the same, if you can pay for product placement, whats to stop you funding plotlines? Or entire series?

    - Shaman

  137. Breaking news about The Wheels Channel by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Somewhat off-topic. I was listening to one of my local ClearChannel stations (there's a local talk show I've been listening to since before the station got bought out). Anyways, when it went to national news, one of the "news items" was the availability of a new cable channel called "Wheels." They felt it necessary to inform me that the new station was devoted to cars, trucks, and so on, but was somehow different from "The Speed Channel."

    With only five minutes to cover the most important happenings of the day, why was this selected as important for me to know? It seems too trivial to be news and too mundane to be human interest. The only theory I can come up with is that somebody wanted the new station advertised.

    I have to get off the computer, so please insert Media Consolidation Rant #11 here.

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  138. And consolidation makes it MORE Relevant by alexhmit01 · · Score: 1

    Fox owns Fox News, FX, and a bunch of other channels (and DirecTV soon). NBC owns MSNBC, CNBC for news, Bravo, etc. CBS owns UPN. and I forget which cable stations. Time Warner owns WB, and a bunch of cable stations (including HBO/Cinemax), etc., etc. Disney owns ABC, etc.

    Yes I'm simplifying, sometimes mentioning the network, sometimes the parent company, I apologize for being inconsistent.

    My point is that each of the "6" networks (really 5 because the Viacom division owns/operates both CBS and UPN), owns/operates multiple cable channels with lots of distribution.

    As a result, I don't even think that there is a significant free speach issue. Reasonable regulations for their control of the public airwaves seems fine. As they all operate multiple cable stations, nobody's "free speech" is infringed, as 90% of the population has cable/DBS.

    I figure, let the FCC regulate the "big 3/4/6" however they want, and if the program isn't adequate for "public" broadcasting, they can run it on their cable channels.

    NBC already was using this, running the pilot and promotions for "Queer Eye" on NBC. CBS is, in my opinion, abusing their waiver to own two networks by promoting UPN on CBS and CBS on UPN.

    We have 4 networks with national distribution, and two more with pretty good distribution. Do whatever you want to the public airwaves (but must carry/pay for carry was a mistake), and let those same companies excercize their "free commercial speech" on their cable networks.

    There is also a side affect. Excessive product placement biases networks towards certain genres that support them. Science Fiction can't really use product placement, nor can historical set shows. With unlimited product placement, you will banish those categories to cable channels, EVEN if more viewers want them.

    Given that the government created artificial scarcity by giving the media companies exclusive rights to spectrum, making them be reasonable seems fair.

    Alex

    1. Re:And consolidation makes it MORE Relevant by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      Yes, but TiVo and no product placement is going to reduce the broadcast channels to only doing programming wherein neither of those is a problem. The prominent example is sports programming. How many TiVo owners will be willing to be several minutes behind every other viewer of the Pats/Jets game? Similar to sports are other event type shows (the Oscars come to mind) where a large audience that's going to watch live is assured.

    2. Re:And consolidation makes it MORE Relevant by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      How many TiVo owners will be willing to be several minutes behind every other viewer of the Pats/Jets game?

      I would be. Pats/Jets... I could be several DECADES behind every other viewer and I'd be a happy camper ;)

      Seriously, though, I don't follow your point, or maybe I just don't understand it. So what if I'm two minutes, or two HOURS behind the neighbors. Unless they're hooting and hollering or otherwise disclosing what's happening before I get the chance to see it, what is the dealio?

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  139. This is nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Product placement and blatent in-show advertising actually harks way back to the first days of the golden age of television. It wasn't uncommon back then to see Lucy and Desi stop dead in the tracks in the middle of the show to start plugging Chesterfield ciagrettes..or whatever the sponsor of the week was. Game shows almost always had the name of some sponsor PLASTERED all over the set. People just don't know these things because it's all been cut out of the reruns we see today. Is this better than having to stop 5 times an hour for commercials? I couldn't say..but as someone who loves watching reruns of older shows, I can tell you the commerical breaks keep getting longer, in addition to all the product placement. And, does anyone but me remember (longingly) the days when TV shows actually had closing credits??

  140. Your own fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " I was listening to one of my local ClearChannel stations"

    Don't complain. You were probably listening because you like it. After all, Clear Channel only controls less than 9% of radio stations, and in the typical big market, they still only have a few out of dozens. You have to go out of your way to listen to Clear Channel.

  141. You'll know it's gone too far... by daveo0331 · · Score: 2, Funny

    when Sesame Street is brought to you by the letters S, C, and O, and the number 699.

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  142. UK has left-wing policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "and its politics are hardly left-wing."

    Yes, it does have left-wing politics, including the overly high taxation and government control of health care. They do control the major media: you can't get around that BBC is big government-controlled media.

    But it is true that the UK is not socialist, since most of the economy is controlled by the people.

    1. Re:UK has left-wing policies by Nexus+Seven · · Score: 2, Informative

      Taxation isn't that high:

      10% low rate
      22% mid-rate
      40% high rate

      Although I'll acknowledge that "high rate" is a bit of a misnomer these days.
      Compare that to France or Germany's 50-60% tax rate, though...

      you can't get around that BBC is big government-controlled media
      No its not. In fact, government interference with the BBC is specifically prohibited by law. That's why the BBC routinely turns out to be the government's biggest thorn. See the recent situation in the UK with the BBC and the government battling it out as an example.

      ...government control of health care...
      Only in America is free health care "left wing", despite the fact that it's universally available in every other western nation.

      ...most of the economy...
      Name me a government owned company...

    2. Re:UK has left-wing policies by thrillseeker · · Score: 1
      Only in America is free health care "left wing"

      There is no free lunch, and there is no "free" health care. There is simply the ability to shift the cost from those receiving the care to others (leaving out the argument of the debatable quality of government managed health care). If mandating that someone else pay for your health-care, your minimum-wage, your rent-assistance, your food-stamps, your unemployment, etc. isn't "left-wing", then what is - if people had the option of contributing to health insurance for the uninsured, unemployment assistance to the unemployed, etc, potentially including themselves, and chose on their own to do so, then bravo for all involved. But to legislate that one person will pay for someone else's problems is as left-wing and nanny-state as it gets.

    3. Re:UK has left-wing policies by C10H14N2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For that matter, the United States is more left-wing than France, since we spend in taxes FAR more per capita than France or Britain on health care and social insurance. There is a huge misconception that the United States does not have socialized medicine. We have the most well-funded social health system in the world. We also have the most backwards, ill-designed, ineffective system whereby the government forces providers to provide the most costly emergency services, yet allows them to deny less expensive preventive services, centralizes funding, then decentralizes distribution through the states, which then dole out to both public and private providers adding a beyond byzantine amount of administrative overhead and consumer confusion. Canadians and Britons pay far less in taxes, yet have universal coverage that is more effective and costs them far less.

      Don't start harping about how they all die in the hallways -- that is FAR more of an American problem where over 40% of people get their medical service in the Emergency Room when the condition has become life-threatening, thus costing you the taxpayer tens to hundreds of times more than it should have and causing trauma centers to pile up with patients.

      It has nothing to do with running "a nanny state" and everything to do with basic concepts of public health like preventing epidemics. Like it or not, it IS in YOUR interest to ensure that your seemingly unwashed, irresponsible neighbors have health care so they won't accidentally kill you when they sneeze.

    4. Re:UK has left-wing policies by Nexus+Seven · · Score: 1

      If the street outside your house needs resurfacing, who pays for that? That's your problem, not mine - but I still pay.

      What about when your car is stolen? That's your problem, not mine - but I still pay for the police investigation.

      What about when your house catches fire? That's your problem, not mine - but I still pay for the fire services.

      What about when you are diagnosed with cancer? That's your problem, not mine...

      Actually, all the above aren't just your problem - and that's the point. In all the above cases, not dealing with the problem costs a great deal for society later on. In the case of the cancer sufferer, you deny preventative treatment and let the disease spread until they need ER treatment. At this point they remain in IC at much greater cost. (Unless you intend all uninsured people requiring ER treatment to be left to die - which is the taking your belief to its logical conclusion)

    5. Re:UK has left-wing policies by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      (UK) Taxation isn't that high

      No, taxation here's really quite reasonable.

    6. Re:UK has left-wing policies by Shade,+The · · Score: 1

      Name me a government owned company...

      The NHS is meant to be Britain's largest employer. The government does have control over a reasonable proportion of the commercial market. The public sector in the UK is, if I recall correctly, something like 30% to 40% of the total. The NHS, Police, Fire, local council funded projects like leisure centres etc. It all adds up.

      That said, I agree with you about everything else. The UK always struck me as having middling politics, perhaps a little to the left but not really left wing or socialist by any measure. But I suppose it depends on where you are sitting. The US looks very right wing from here.

  143. Turn off, tune out, wake up by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
    Every vertical and horizontal surface, every book, every magazine, TV show, radio show, tape, dvd, CD insert, restaurant menu, bathroom, cereal box, and milk jug in America is covered with one form of advertisement or another.

    You are mistaken, it pains me to say. Hold on to your jaw. You ain't seen nothin' yet. 20 years from now you will look back on how free our world is from advertising, manipulation, and exploitation of consumers.

    So when the industry won't listen and won't learn and won't even attempt to come to the level of the consumer then what choice does the consumer have? Government regulation! Yes it's sad but true.

    No, no, no! There are quite a few posts on this thread from people who have stopped or drastically diminished their consumption of content that is heavily laden with advertising. That is our best strategy, and it is a powerful weapon.

    Dropping out doesn't seem to have made TV any better. Most people I know watch maybe a hour or two a week and TV continues to get worse. Movies are crap with few exceptions, music is garbage, I can't pick up a magazine or a newspaper without being frustrated by the amount of ads.

    Dropping out isn't for fixing TV or commercial pop music, it's for fixing us! Once you are able to entertain yourself, choose among all of the stuff that is only lightly laden with advertising or even entirely free of it (and believe me, there are a lot of things you can do with your free time), you will have been born again! You will be Neo, escaped from the Matrix!

    Turn off, tune out, wake up.

  144. Bad idea by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
    I think there is a pretty clear-cut difference between infomercials and entertainment programs. I'm having a hard time imagining a TV show that involved Ron Pompeil, Superagent, fighting over the viscous ooze of H.O.R.D.E., to reclaim his stolen Sooper-Joocer, which is necessary for world peace and great-tasting liquid snacks.

    I say, just let standard deceptive advertising standards apply. As long as they're showing valid uses for the Product, and depicting reasonable performance from it, I think the potential good in this case outweighs the hypothetical bad.

    Potential good? The increase in product placement, if not artificially curtailed, COULD lead to better programming. IIRC, the series premiere of Alias ran for over an hour, and contained no commercials. Why? Because Nokia gave them so much in return for product placement that they didn't NEED commercials. Think about that.

    Maybe it's a matter of opinion, but I have NO problem watching my favorite characters drink an Icy Cold Coke while using their Nokia Cellphone in conjunction with their Apple Laptop, if it means higher-quality, longer-running shows, without actual commercial interruptions. Honestly, it seems like a natural progression to me, not any kind of abberation.

    (the only problem I see with this scheme offhand is that it would discriminate against shows not set in present-day America. But that's a minor hump.)

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  145. Hypocrite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Dropping out isn't for fixing TV or commercial pop music, it's for fixing us!...you will have been born again! You will be Neo, escaped from the Matrix!"

    There you go, quoting commercial entertainment while attacking it (and not in an ironic fashion, which would have been funny, oh well). If I'd never turned on the TV I would have never seen The Matrix rerunning on one of those movie channels....

    No, when you drop out (close your mind) you aren't fixing anything.

    "TV Sucks! They said so on "Max Headroom" !"

  146. It's not an infomercial... by n1ywb · · Score: 1

    without Ron Popiel! Thats how you can tell.

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  147. Manipulation? Exploitation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You ain't seen nothin' yet. 20 years from now you will look back on how free our world is from advertising, manipulation, and exploitation of consumers."

    Free speech is not "manipulation". Free trade is not "Exploitation".

    Lord, save us from those who want to ban and control the free interchange of goods and ideas.

    1. Re:Manipulation? Exploitation? by nhavar · · Score: 1

      Check your law. Commercial speech is not in the same class as either the press or public speech. The constitution and prior case law creates a separation between the two and allows for the limitation of commercial speech. As well it defines what points "free speech" can be limited based on how it's used and motive.

      Advertisement is no more free speech than is signing a check for your favorite candidate. Free interchange of ideas and/or goods does not require that advertisements be without control or common sense. Otherwise we'd still have snake oil salesmen wondering around promising the moon and stars if you drink their remedies. It's bad enough that we have these drug companies floating false studies as a means to back up their exagerated claims. Think of what it would be like if we allowed them to say just whatever the hell they wanted to - how would that promote "free speech" or "free interchange". It wouldn't. Free speech isn't a license to lie, it's not a permit to exagerate or warp the truth, it's a mechanism of law given to the PEOPLE so that they can freely and openly criticise their government and when necessary companies and others that abuse their very powerful positions.

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  148. Pepsi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure (Pepsi) if you'll be able to (Goodyear) stop this nonsense. It appears (Wendy's) to be some type of (IBM) infectious cancer that spreads (Ford) without control. Advertising (McDonalds) to children is one of my pet (Nike) hates and really pisses me (Microsoft) off. What can you do?

    (Sony)
    Steve

  149. I love what Leno et al are doing by ellem · · Score: 1

    J Leno: So I hear you're into weird food
    D Barrymore: I like cheese
    J Leno: I guess you like expensive cheese
    D Barrymore: No way! No stinky fromage for me. I like Kraft American Singles. They make the gooiest grilled cheese. You know you go out and party, then you rock the grilled cheese

    Yeah that's an interview I care about.

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  150. SWAT - Sell Whatever. . . . by M3wThr33 · · Score: 1

    The Sony movie SWAT had enough product placement to make me gag. I can't recommend it to people because there's enough scenes of McD's meals, Dr. Peppers, Gatorades and Sony TVs to make me gag. Really, are they that desperate for cash they have to advertise during a movie we already PAID TO SEE?

  151. I have bookmarked this thread by Mike+Hawk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    For the next time some hippy says "information wants to be free." Well clearly only some information according to the slashbots. If information wants to be free, so be it. If someone is showing you that, in their humble opinion, pepsi is a delicious beverage far superior to other national brands, so be it. If someone is demonstrating that, in their humble opinion, a honda is a mighty fine automobile to drive, so be it.

    Oh government, save us from Fox Mulder getting a haircut at supercuts. Look at that basketball player! He's clearly wearing nike shoes! But don't you dare say whose copyright we can and cannot infringe.

    From FTC.gov
    What truth-in-advertising rules apply to advertisers?
    Under the Federal Trade Commission Act:

    advertising must be truthful and non-deceptive;
    advertisers must have evidence to back up their claims; and
    advertisements cannot be unfair.
    Additional laws apply to ads for specialized products like consumer leases, credit, 900 telephone numbers, and products sold through mail order or telephone sales. And every state has consumer protection laws that govern ads running in that state.



    Wow no mention of to what types of advertisements this applies. So I bet it already covers product placement.

    Oh Holy Government, deliver us from everyone who sells products. Most Benevolent Government, I cannot get myself to turn the TV off, so please, in thine mercy, clense the airwaves of any chance for profit. I mean, jobs are soooooooo overrated.

    So is information free, or not?

    1. Re:I have bookmarked this thread by Dolohov · · Score: 1

      But you have utterly missed the point of both the phrase "information wants to be free" AND the current complaint.

      The complaint as I understand it, is essentially that product placement is making an end run around the truth-in-advertising rules. Most of the time, that won't be the case -- it'll just be people using Macs in obvious ways, or a longer than necessary shot of someone drinking a Pepsi. But I can easily see something a lot closer to false advertising -- "Boy, I'm glad I had my Ford Explorer, or I would have rolled over in that accident for sure!" or, "I've been taking these pills I bought from a spammer, and my penis is actually larger!" If it's not obviously an advertisement, then there's a grey area. What if Honda paid to have their car shown surviving an impact test that it actually fails? It's fuzzy, and invites scrutiny. There's an effort being made to convince people of something that isn't true, but in the context of a broader program, it's harder to distinguish from the plot of the show.

      I'm all for people developing a BS detector, but I wouldn't mind someone taking a look at these contracts to make sure that product placement isn't designed to mislead the audience about that product's performance.

      As for information wanting to be free, there's a powerful corresponding need to keep the lies out. The one thing that kills a strong information culture is a prevalence of disinformation. That's why you don't see "hippies" decrying the efforts to debunk and ultimately suppress FUD -- it is not information, it seeks to discredit and destroy information, and replace it with half-truths and full lies.

      Information is indeed free. Lies are not.

  152. Awful SWAT !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " I can't recommend it to people because there's enough scenes of McD's meals, Dr. Peppers, Gatorades and Sony TVs to make me gag"

    Bad Bad Swat!
    Yeah, no one ever has a Sony anything, goes to McDonald's (going out of business, 3 restaurants left last time I knew) or ever drinks Gator-Aid. No sarcasm needed for Dr Pepper...

    I suppose you would have been a lot happier if in the film they drank "Croc-O-Drink", ate at "O'Burger" and watched "Sunny" TV's.

    1. Re:Awful SWAT !!! by M3wThr33 · · Score: 1

      I take it you never saw Spider-Man in theatres, or else you would remember the can-twist scene in Parker's bedroom.

      There's uses for products, and there's scenes used to only glorify the product.

  153. The constitution? Check it out.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Check your law. Commercial speech is not in the same class as either the press or public speech. The constitution and prior case law creates a separation between the two and allows for the limitation of commercial speech"

    The constitution makes absolutely no such distinction. Please check the Bill of Rights again. As for "prior case law", it is an unfortunate situation where judges ignore the Constitution and erode it over time by legislating from the bench.

    "Advertisement is no more free speech..."

    Try again. It is free speech.

    "..than is signing a check for your favorite candidate"

    The check-signing is free speech, as well, if it is being curtailed in an attempt to silence undesired speech (the recent campaign finance law). This is also a dangerous precedent. Using it, the government can shut down newspapers by banning newspaper companies from paying the people in the printing room money for their work.

    "Free interchange of ideas and/or goods does not require that advertisements be without control or common sense."

    It does, actually. Check the Bill of Rights again. No mention of common sense or the need for government censorship (control).

    "Otherwise we'd still have snake oil salesmen wondering around promising the moon and stars if you drink their remedies"

    erm....? We do have that right now.

    "It's bad enough that we have these drug companies floating false studies as a means to back up their exagerated claims"

    Then ignore their claims.

    "Free speech isn't a license to lie, it's not a permit to exagerate or warp the truth"

    Except one man's lie is another's difference of opinion. Again, that ol Bill of Rights.

    "it's a mechanism of law given to the PEOPLE "

    Ahem. the Constitution again. Free speech rights are not given. They are inate to the human condition.

    "to the PEOPLE so that they can freely and openly criticise their government "

    Earlier text implies support by you for the "campaign finance" laws, which do nothing but prevent people from criticizing government.

    "openly criticize... others that abuse their very powerful positions."

    Again, the Constitution. It makes no distinction. Even people who work for drug companies have these rights.

    1. Re:The constitution? Check it out.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man I would hate to live in your world. Scary shit what people would be allowed to do.

  154. Advertising is a right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "people need to realize that advertising is not a right."

    Yes it is. The First Amendment does not exclude "advertising" speech.

  155. It's the future by doradox · · Score: 1

    I look forward to the day that product placement is the only advertising. Consider this: You sit watching your favorite show and some product catches your eye. You then use a pointer of some sort to "mark" the product and can pause the show TiVo style and see an ad for that product. Or you can wait 'till the end of the show to see the ads. Like that skirt, bra, shoes the star is wearing, or maybe the furnishings in the house, stereo equipment, car, cops gun or holster? No longer will you sit through commercials for stuff you couldn't care less about. The people producing the show can sell ads for virtually everything visible in the show and you can choose what you want to see ads for. When a show starts getting filled up with a bunch of junk for sale or stops being entertaining people stop watching and the show fails. Your new interactive set sends feedback to the producers instantly. Like that new show? Then watch the commercials. Think it's a stinker? Don't watch them. At least you didn't have to sit through 10 minutes of commercials to find out.

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  156. That skews content by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    "I look forward to the day that product placement is the only advertising"

    I think that would skew content in some cases. For a show like "Friends", there would be less of this: they are in a commercial environment. However, car ads present a problem. These New Yorkers just don't drive. They'd have to change the plots to get cars into the show. No such problem with separated car ads.

    Here's another example: "Xena" or "Hercules". There's not much you can advertise with product placement here other than fan swords and leather gear.... or you might be able to stretch one in where they can click on a field and get an ADM agrobusiness ad. Gabrielle sneezes so you can get a click location for a Claratin ad?

    Realize that a lot of stuff in the commercials just does not fit into the TV show. Do you really want the Aflack duck wandering into Frasier's apartment?

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    1. Re:That skews content by doradox · · Score: 1

      Yes that's true, but if the Aflack duck quacks across the screen it's the last time i watch the show. I would think that most people feel the same way. I wonder if fans of a show are interested in what their favorite character uses for alergies or what music they listen to, etc. I think it could be done, but as you said some things don't fit into placement well. I suggest that there will be plenty of things that will be able to take the place of the aflack duck. Remember the producers don't care what the product is as long as they can fit it in and the money is green.

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    2. Re:That skews content by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Those sitcoms are already silly enough that a duck probably wouldn't hurt it much. But if one of James Bond's women use Tampex's, I'm quitting!

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  157. Claritin Crane by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    "I wonder if fans of a show are interested in what their favorite character uses for alergies or what music they listen to, etc"

    Back to the Frasier example, I'm sure that NBC is going to seek out opera-selling sponsors. Right.... And if Claritin increases the advertising payment, look for the characters dribbling their noses in every scene.

    Switching the channel, let's go to CNN and Larry King. Nothing but 2 or 3 talking heads with a Lite-Brite background. I guess once they run out of advertising money from suspender and microphone companies, there will be logo tattoos on Larry King's cheeks changing every few minutes.

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    1. Re:Claritin Crane by doradox · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't be any different than it is now. If a show stinks nobody watches, they can't sell ads, and next season it's gone. If the product placement gets out of hand, nobody watches the ads and .... But wouldn't you like the choice? If you like Larry King and don't mind regular advertising then watch it. But if there is a product placement show on opposite Larry and you like it too? It's not an either or situation.

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  158. Accountability to public of broadcast stations? by The+Revolutionary · · Score: 1

    How strong is the accountability of broadcast (non-cable, non-dish) television stations to the community to which it broadcasts?

    For example, occasionally on television (if I remember correctly), you see some sort of required announcement about license renewal and how to comment on the stations performance; only at off hours.

    That just makes sense, but I somehow doubt it has any teeth.

  159. Legitimate interest in control and regulation by The+Revolutionary · · Score: 1

    Government (the arm of the people), has a legitimate interest in controlling and regulating useage of the spectrum.

    If large media companies want the privilege to use the spectrum for their own private profiting, then they will either satisfy the demands that we the people make upon that privileged position, or they will simply not have this privilege; end of story.

  160. Legitimate interest in control for power's sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Government (the arm of the people), has a legitimate interest in controlling and regulating useage of the spectrum."

    The arm of the people? Nope. That is one of the most dangerous lies. The people serve the government, not the other way around.

    "If large media companies want the privilege to use the spectrum for their own private profiting, then they will either satisfy the demands that we the people make upon that privileged position, or they will simply not have this privilege"

    I agree, since the best way to do this is to let the companies show anything they want, and if we don't like it we will turn off or turn away, forcing them to serve us. Works pretty well. Of course, some people are shocked SHOCKED that "Three's Company" serves the people more than opera reruns.

    1. Re:Legitimate interest in control for power's sake by The+Revolutionary · · Score: 1

      "Most dangerous of lies"?

      By "arm" I mean functionally a synonym of "agent". It is my position that ideally, the people act collectively through the government. Some complicating considerations arise given a representative form of government, but nonetheless, it is my position that it is through the government that we the people act.

      Whether or not this is "The Constitutional Way", I am not concerned; this is my position on the role of government, the position that I put my weight behind.

      This role is realized most fully only with the conduct and internal deliberations of this government are maximally transparent - maximally auditablly - by the average man or woman, and maximally responsive to the will of the people.

      This, built upon a foundation of basic rights which all men and women in these modern times are due simply in virtue of being human persons, is for me the ideal form of government.

  161. Sienfeld did it by narftrek · · Score: 1

    Seinfeld did a WHOLE product placement episode that was absolutely hilarious. Remember the episode where everyone starts eating Snickers bars with forks and if you didn't you just weren't "elite"? That whole episode was one of the best Seinfeld's out there-right up there with the Soup Nazi. They took a product placement skit and just ran with it. They did it right. Though I could see some pretty crappy things turn up if ie: Demolition Man. Taco Bell, Doritos, & Pepsi. God that was a huge market plug and it blew BUT with the proper writers & mad movie skillz one should be able to make it work.

    Man stop sounding like this is the next big evil since terrorism.

    1. Re:Sienfeld did it by mink · · Score: 1

      The second Killer Tomatos (The one with Clooney) film did it much better IMO.

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  162. Free speech is scary.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Man I would hate to live in your world. Scary shit what people would be allowed to do."

    You mean.... speak their mind? I wonder if the world you are in is North Korea.

  163. Commercial free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is pro-censorship attitudes like this which result in travesties such as the pizza company successfully (and frivolously) sued just for saying that it had better ingredients.

    1. Re:Commercial free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. See maybe if the pizza company had said "fresher" or something that they could actually prove as fact, then it wouldn't have gone to court. Don't get me wrong though, I think frivolous lawsuits are bullshit. But the problem is that there were many many more lawsuits against companies that would have happened were they just allowed to say whatever they want without proof. Now they just need to prove that there product does what it says it does otherwise it's "false advertisement".

  164. uhhh by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    why dont we have the government tell us where to work and what to watch as well? and how much we will work for, etc.. people want the government to control every aspect of their lives, if you want that, move to north korea, freedom comes with responsibility for yourself and your actions. anyways, I really dont notice the product placement at all, never have. now, when we see stuff like the actors stopping in the middle of a fight scene and saying "drink new lime coca cola!" then I think that's when people should STOP WATCHING the show instead of asking the government to control another aspect of their daily lives. however, that isnt possible because most people are lazy and trying to get ahead of the person in the next cubicle over. it's sad, it seems like we're headed for an orwellian society. oh and by the way, if you missed all the bold letters, read each letter, I put product placement in my post.. is some group going to go after me now? I hope so, so then I can laugh at them.

    1. Re:uhhh by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

      hmm, apparently my scheme for putting subliminal advertising failed. ..damn

      anyways, I dont see the big deal over this article, if a show sucks so bad that it needs in-show ads, then it isnt worth watching, thus, isnt worth complaining about.

  165. so? by Dillenger69 · · Score: 1

    so what, as long as the story is good they can do all the product placement they like.
    Life is product placement.

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  166. Not the best comparison. by CdotZinger · · Score: 1


    Minority Report, I mean.


    "'"'"'""'Ironically,'"'"'""'" the production design of Minority Report--the entire look of the movie, its props, and its filmic effects--is, itself, a "meta" product placement (for the Nokia Communicator--the 9210 model, specifically). The movie pretends to criticize p.p. by exaggerating it, when, in fact, its purpose--sole purpose--is exaggerated product placement that goes on re-advertizing for so long as our culture-bearers continue to valorize the work of that hack bitch. Sweet deal all around.


    Spielberg is Satan (though not as intelligent or honest or fun to drink with) (and just not because of this particular vile stunt, about which PK Dick must be laughin' in his grave (or maybe Heidegger's)) (and let's not even talk about what Schindler's List was really about (Kubrick spoke the truth, and look what it got him)).


    [/"'"'"'""'Troll'"'"'""'"]

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  167. what about slashdot ? by iramkumar · · Score: 1

    i have seen products being places sometimes in the article discussion (links to books, websites in which the poster has an incentive to increass traffic). also sometimes questions in "ask slashdot" are obvious unacknowledged self-plugs.

  168. Re:paying a LOT more for the standard cable by Technician · · Score: 1

    The advertising, while annoying, effectively reduces the price you as a consumer pay for those services.
    Um, no I wouldn't pay more. They may raise the price, but it will still go unsold. The price is a balance of what the market will bear. Cable came out (many years ago), they advertised as a way to not see the advertisements. It has lost it's vision (blinded by the money). Pay TV is not a requirent for life. It's a disposable income entertainment choice. Cable already priced me out of the market. I dropped it when the rate went up 15 years ago (almost doubled), the number of basic channels with content went down, and NONE of them were commercial free (except PBS which I get off an antenna). Many useless channels of computer graphic static pages, channels of nothing but advertising (QVC HSN etc.), and the overbearing Time Life/Sports Ilustrated advertising was too much cost for too little low value content. The commercial free stuff is either PPV or premium. You have to pay for the junk (basic) to get the premium. No thanks! Ask how much your provider will charge just for the Disney channel, HBO, Discovery, and the digital music... Betcha they will tell you you also have to have basic to get it. They won't sell you just HBO for $6/month. See what you can get for $20/month. It's either just what you can get over the air, or NOTHING.

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  169. Product Placement... Nothing New! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paul Harvey did this on his radio broadcast for years. One minute you're listening to him chat about this or that, and the next minute he's seamlessly transitioned to telling you about this amazing Bose Wave radio he heard the other day.

  170. seems to work by dirvish · · Score: 1

    The local (formerly know as micro) brewery, Sierra Nevada does no conventional advertising. They only do product placement. Their beer has appeared on Friends and some other shows and movies. It seems to be working for them. Product placement and word of mouth have made them the ninth largest brewery.

  171. Re:realistic for the character by Technician · · Score: 1

    Basically, I don't care whether the hero reaches for a Dasani or an Aquafina as long as it's unobtrusive, realistic for the character, non-distracting, and so on. If the audience consciously notices the item as being plugged, the advertising was too conspicuous.

    I agree. The best example I can mention is the movie ET. The alien is enticed with small candies. The script called for a diffrent product vendor than the one used in the film. The Mars company wouldn't pay for the placement so Reeces company got the placement instead. (somehow the irony of aliens and Mars not getting the placement hit me as funny)

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  172. Yeah, OK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Free speech is not "manipulation."

    Disingenuous at best. It's obvious that "free speech" isn't "manipulation" -- those concepts are apples and oranges. To wit: if a con artist manipulates you, does free speech indemnify him?

    The issue of whether or not someone manipulates you is orthogonal to whether or not the means was "speech" (and subsequently whether or not unlimited speech is a right).

    Free trade is not "Exploitation."

    Once again, "free trade" and "exploitation" are not equivalent concepts. Exploitation may be the outcome of "free" trade, just as manipulation might be the outcome of "free" speech.

    If by "free trade" you mean the sort that's being discussed at the WTO ministerials and in negotiations over the FTAA (a very restrictive sort of trade, indeed), well, free trade almost certainly means the exploitation of a great many people, including -- probably -- you.

  173. But by Skim123 · · Score: 1
    What if Jeff Probst really thinks Purina is the bomb and wants to tell everyone about it? Nothing wrong with that, right? And if that's honestly, truly how he feels, then what's the big deal with Purina paying him as thanks for his convictions?

    That is, if someone says they really like the product(s) of the company they work for, do you assume they really do like the product(s) or do you think that they're views are motivated solely by their income?

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    1. Re:But by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1
      That is, if someone says they really like the product(s) of the company they work for, do you assume they really do like the product(s) or do you think that they're views are motivated solely by their income?
      That's hard to say. You've asked a good question. I guess 1 of the things that I thought of after commenting was that it is hard for people to evaluate information. I believe that subconsciously the majority of us would rather talk about it with friends & see people discuss it in different contexts. When they are paid to discuss it, but don't mention it, then it bypasses natural safety checks.

      I hate to use 9/11 as an example, but I think that I have to. Let's all be honest. What are the odds that some1 from China [with the standard genetic make-up] would hijack a plane? I'd say that the odds are pretty slim. That alone should allow them to go through the airports relatively unchecked compared to other people of other genetic make-ups. There's no reason to inconvenience the whole world. Is it possible that someone from China could hijack the plane? Of course, but based on historical records, & incentives, I would say that they are relatively safe. I suppose that it is going to be hard to draw a line, but as long as they draw a line somewhere safe, then some people will be less inconvenienced, which means a savings over all.

      My point is that if we insist on looking @ everybody in the same way, then we bypass natural filters which help us in evaluating risk. Some people are riskier by nature due to their appearances. All people are risky. Some are riskier.

      & so it is with commercials. When people sit there & talk about products pretending that they aren't deliberately paid to do it, then they are pretending to do it only for the sake of doing it, & thus they portray themselves as people who are more trust worthy, less risky, & more reliable.

      I don't mind actors/whoever getting paid to do infomercials, commercials, & endorsements. I have a problem with them coming across as less risky than they really are. It's like a man saying, "Hi there. Would you like some candy? Then why don't you climb into the car, & I'll take you home?". There is nothing wrong with any of what he said. It's the entire context.

      The rest of this isn't in response to you. It's just a response to the entire discussion.

      A man may ask, "But Eugene, if you don't want to be lied to, then turn off the tv.". Well, I could do that. I could also turn off the radio. I could remove a lot of input into my life. That would totally isolate me. It would be better to fight for what's right, & try to make this place better. But even if it is best that I isolate myself, it is wrong for me to fight for the rights of others?

      A man may ask, "But Eugene, what benefit do you get by fighting for the rights of others?". Well, I didn't know that I had to have benefits. Isn't my concern for others incentive enough?
  174. I have only one thing to say by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    Look at the BBC for an example of how TV should be.

    Follow the Money, right? With the BBC, you pay to watch it, not pay to be on it. Stands to reason you get a better standard of programmes, at least from the point of view of the viewer.


    Yes, I am bound to blow the trumpet for my own country's TV service. No doubt other countries also have a publicly-owned, advertisment-free television service with up to eight channels {2 on analogue terrestrial, 1 full-time digital, 5 part-time digital of which 2 kids' channels}. See also them.

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  175. TiVo and product placement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's no surprise, then, that a significant amount of TiVos advertising has been through celebrity endorsements (Howard Stern) and product placement on sitcoms (Friends, Sex & the City).. an especially sly strategy considering that Tivos competition (ReplayTV) can automatically skip (normal) commercials.

  176. Anti placement in LotR by mlush · · Score: 1

    I was just watching the Passage to Middle-earth:SCI-FI Channel Special' feature on disk 2 of Fellowship of the Ring. we were suprised to see just about anything that could be considered product placement was blurred out I the first noticable one was Orlando blooms tshirt

  177. Truthfullness in Infomercials? by rolfwind · · Score: 1
    Let me get this straight, we want laws passed so that these sitcoms can become as truthful as infomercials?

    Dude, when's the last time you watched infomercials?! Last time I saw, infomercial people were hawking programs that let you 'read' at 25,000 words per minute and other such garbage.

    Teach kids the universal truth: Ultimately, trust nobody. Everybody else can tell lies or at the very least put their slant on things.

    It's not meant to be cynical, but it's what happens.

  178. The shows that *censor* logos. They bother me more by BillX · · Score: 1

    Granted, I don't watch that much TV, but I have noticed a trend in recent years of some shows actually "bleeping" product logos on clothing, product packaging, etc. I have seen this on reality TV (yeah, yeah...someone in the household was flipping through channels) and shows involving non-actor video footage (America's [funniest/dumbest/craziest/most dangerous] [videos/police chases/animal bites/stunts]). Your first guess would be (as was mine) that these are offensive slogans/slurs not permitted by the FCC...but they are not!

    It really makes me wonder about the reason, as I would expect the stations to want to cram in (and charge accordingly for) every product logo they can. It would not surprise me to find that these censored logos result from failed extortion attempts: when a candidate video for America's Funniest Animal Crotch Bites comes across their desk, and the protagonist is howling in front of the camera in his Nike hat, the studio calls up Nike and says, "For $x, we'll leave this logo in, y'dig?"

    Of course, I could also be completely wrong.

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  179. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I realize some good programming has come from the BBC, but overall, the BBC is worse than US programming.

    That said, the BBC is probably best for their news and voice world service.

    But overall, US programming is better, and that's saying a lot, considering shows as awful as "will and grace".

  180. Explain to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "but people need to realize that watching TV is not a right"

    Why does drivel like this pass as "insightful" around here?

    Its a non-sequiteur. People need to realize that looking into the mirror contemplating is not a right. People need to realize sitting on their couch is not a right. People need to realize that leather upholstery is not a right. People need to realize that blue jeans are not a right. People need to realize that a QWERTY keyboard is not a right. People need to realize that streetlights are not a right.

    I mean, its just utter, random noise. And it gets modded up?

    I don't get people's thought process sometimes.

  181. That's good advice, except by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Read a book."

    People have got to realize that reading books is not a right.

    While the government is limited in what it can do by the freedom of speech (1st amendment), there is no corresponding right that people should be allowed to read stuff.

    The difference is subtle, but people around /. aren't lawyers and don't appreciate good subtlety.

  182. Re:The shows that *censor* logos. They bother me m by Alphi1 · · Score: 1

    when a candidate video for America's Funniest Animal Crotch Bites comes across their desk, and the protagonist is howling in front of the camera in his Nike hat, the studio calls up Nike and says, "For $x, we'll leave this logo in, y'dig?" You never know, they might be doing exactly that, and it could be that they're asking so much $x that (in this example) Nike tells them to blow it out their ear. ;)

  183. 1eyedhive by 1eyedhive · · Score: 1

    I hate the 22 (!) minutes of commericials in prime time TV. I watch... lets see... NCIS JAG Enterprise Smallville Stargate SG-1 occasional History Channel stuff the worst commercial offenders are the prime time gigs (top 4), Skiffy and History Channel have fewer commercials by comparison (on cable makes a difference), SG-1's format was 45 minutes commercial free (on showtime) for the first 5 seasons and, thusly has only 15 minutes of commercials, that format, IIRC/AFAIK has remained unchanged in seasons 6 and 7 on skiffy (when they show the reruns, they are unedited). Enterprise is 40 minutes (thereabouts), the other treks are 44 (TNG/DS9 and early VOY), while TOS (aired in the 60's) was a whopping 50 minutes long. If we had 50 minute shows these days, i'd be a lot happier. I stick to cable for the most part, longer shows :) (2 minutes translates to 1 extra 30-second spot every break in a 1 hour show)

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  184. If you get rid of commercials by QuackQuack · · Score: 1

    If you get rid of commercials and product placement, the alternative is for viewers to pay for content. Frankly my cable bill is high enough as it is, I don't want to have to pay for more crap on TV (I'd do away with it altogether if it wasn't for my wife)

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  185. Inane by sirbone · · Score: 1

    Is the purpose of government to protect your rights, or is its purpose to mold and shape everyone else to fit someone's whim? Asking for a "crackdown" on product placement is as though one has a divine right to watch TV shows that present things the way you alone want them presented. We might as well ask government to crackdown on the ads between show segments so we can get from the major networks copies of the fine quality sitcom comedies and game shows we see on PBS. We need less "Fear Factor" and more "Antiques Road Show".

    If you don't like it then go read a book. I highly recommend "1984", "Brave New World", and "Fountainhead". There's no product placement in those!

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  186. Re:The shows that *censor* logos. They bother me m by QuackQuack · · Score: 1

    I think you are right about the reason.

    It leaves a bad taste in my mouth also. But I guess the advertisers who paid would demand this, or the scheme wouldn't work. (Why should we have to pay and they don't?)

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  187. Phone numbers - Re:Product placement is good by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    The last time someone gave out a real number in a movie, people actually called it! They'd better stay with the 555's.

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  188. Re:The shows that *censor* logos. They bother me m by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "when a candidate video for America's Funniest Animal Crotch Bites comes across their desk, and the protagonist is howling in front of the camera in his Nike hat, the studio calls up Nike and says, "For $x, we'll leave this logo in, y'dig?""

    I think part of the answer to that question is that the brand owner doesn't want their brand associated with a man getting his crotch bitten. Even though it is not implied that the brand caused the crotch bite, it may negatively impact the consumers mental associations with the brand.

    The brands are trademarked and the broadcaster has no right to show it without authorization. The appearance of a brand in a show may seem to the consumer like an endorsement of the show by the brand.

  189. Good writers are important by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    and maybe makes a remark to the effect of how well it works?

    There was a prominent product placement on Gilmore Girls last week for Excedrin PM. Rather than being cheeky, though, there was a whole backstory about low Loralai had massive jet lag, was trying to recover, took two Excedrin PM's before bed, then, in a 'Marilyn Moment' popped another one during the middle of the night, and as a result could barely get herself moving though the day. Good delivery and physical comedy made the scene funny, not obnoxious.
    And guess what? When I was at Wal-Mart I looked and Excedrin PM uses a different salt of diphenhydramine than the rest of the 'PM' products. If I ever need such a product I'll remember that (the rest are just higher priced packaging on 'allergy medicine').

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  190. Oh puh-LEEZ. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

    "The rise of commercial-skipping Tivo has resulted in greater reliance on 'product placement'."

    Yeah, I'm sure that fraction of a fraction of a percent of TV viewers with a Tivo is really bending advertisers' bottom line.

    And Napster is why CDs still aren't selling, right?

    It's clear now that Tivo has become the TV Networks' Napsteresque scapegoat. Look out below.

  191. suggest they place their product on toilet paper by pensivemusic · · Score: 1

    currently, that is a whole untapped void for product placement awareness, you use it, you read it, you flush it. how simple and your TIVO box is not needed. (works just as well with paper towels by the way)

  192. Hurling? by KlomDark · · Score: 1

    Hurling is a sport? What kind of placements do you see for that? Toilet manufacturers (When you're seriously going to hurl, hurl in a Dimerican Standard toilet.), bowl cleaners (So clean you can see what you ate last night in the reflection), deodorizers (When you don't want to smell the last time...)?

    What kind of a sport is that? Oh yah, Bill is frothing in blue and pink, watch it go! Whatdya think he ate to make that color? What a classic chowblower!

  193. That's quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The most popular show in the world in Baywatch. So I don't think we can use popularity as any measure of quality."

    Sure you can. All this means is that (if your claim is true) more people think that Baywatch is the highest quality show on.

  194. US looks more libertarian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But I suppose it depends on where you are sitting. The US looks very right wing from here."

    Since you are referring mostly to matters of government control of the economy, it would be more accurate to say that the US is much more libertarian, as it leaves more of the economic decisions to the people than the UK does.

    If the US were more "right wing", it would have a ludicrously high government control of the economy (like the 40% you mention) just for power's sake (while not bothering with the left-wing lie that the power grab is for the people's sake.... the main difference between the left-wing fascists and right-wing fascists).

  195. BBC is government controlled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In fact, government interference with the BBC is specifically prohibited by law"

    Except when the government doesn'r like the law. Case in point: the ban on IRA/terrorism reporting that existed for many years.

    "Only in America is free health care "left wing","

    Who was talking about free health care? I was talking about government control of health care (which is very high priced). Of course it is left-wing (fascist): it is government meddling in private affairs.

    "despite the fact that it's universally available in every other western nation."

    More like universally inferior. I have friends who have to come to the United States from Canada because the Canadian hellcare system denies care to handicapped children.

  196. Name me a government owned company... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can name two here in the good old Socialist Republic of Amerika: Amtrak and the US Postal Service. Here in Amerika, the government doesn't seize the means of production. Rather, the means of production are "owned" by the private sector, and their use dictated by government regulation.

    It's called fascism, by the way. Read some von Mises, or Milton Friedman.

  197. More examples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Rather, the means of production are "owned" by the private sector, and their use dictated by government regulation."

    There are countless other examples. Government-mandated monopolies would surely count:

    A good example of this is my local cable company. They are a government-mandated monopoly: competitors are banned from providing services. This includes satellite companies, which are banned by government from providing the full coverage of networks that "my" cable company provides.

    Yes, it is called fascism. Having the government take over health care means a lot more fascism.

  198. your .sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your .sig implies that Democrats know something about economics. Hmmm.... Jimmy Carter comes to mind. What happened during the Carter era? What happened after he left office?
    Bush-Cheney have done more for the economy than Bl*wj*b Bill and Al "I invented the internet" Gore ever could have. Slick Willy was only interested in getting laid. Bill did nothing but get drunk with his buddies, and hang out with the movers-shakers in the .dotcom boom/bust. Is that something to be proud of? Encouraging a false economy.

    Thankfully, the democrats aren't in office. They sure can play the media game. I really thought it was funny when Daschle started whining about talk-radio. Hmmm... maybe it's the last bastion of "free" media.
    The liberals only know how to take credit for success and tax everything to death and point fingers when there's a failure. Look at Hillary. She can only point fingers. Nothing of any substance from her. She's a waste of time.

    Sure, we could elect Howard Dean. It'd actually be quite funny... Within days, the NY Times would have a story about all of the "hope" that homeless people had. It's amazing how Bill did nothing for homeless people, but homelessness was never a cover story on the NY Times.
    If Dean were elected, taxes would be increased... to pay for lazy people to sit on their dead butts smoking crack, eating Doritos, and getting welfare checks. When they get caught smoking crack, they scream about being unemployed and undereducated, and that all of these tragedies happened when Bush was president. Whiners. Lazy whiners.

  199. All speech is by individuals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You have the right to express your opinion in a publc forum. You do NOT have the right to have people listen"

    That's my AC you are responding to. I totally agree with the above line (even though much of the rest of your response is way out of line). However, I think one of these blocking judges had a point that this telecom bill is flawed in that it nails commercial telemarketers, but not "charitable" and political telemarketers. As one who mostly gets calls of the latter two types, I think the "Don't Call" law should be fixed so ALL of them are subject to the list. This new bill is weak and gutless because it leaves these awful violators off of it.

    "So if Nike is paying you to say that Nike shoes are great, that is NOT protected speech"

    Here we go again. The Bill of Rights contradicts what you are saying. I oppose all censorship. All of it. All speech is "protected".

    "If you are giving an unbiased (read: unfunded) opinion, you're back into the realm of Free Speech."

    How very ignorant of basic rights. The Founding Fathers certainly did not limit free speech rights only when what was being said was "unbiased".

    The telemarketing problem is easily solved not through censorship, but through the constitutional ideals of being secure in your own home and possessions. If you hang a "do not disturb" on your door (or phone line), it should NOT be violated.

    Outside of the home, regardless of why you are saying Nike is good, anything you say about them is protected speech.

    1. Re:All speech is by individuals. by RvLeshrac · · Score: 1

      Under the first prong of the test as originally formulated, certain commercial speech is not entitled to protection; the informational function of advertising is the First Amendment concern and if it does not accurately inform the public about lawful activity, it can be suppressed.18

      Second, if the speech is protected, the interest of the government in regulating and limiting it must be assessed. The State must assert a substantial interest to be achieved by restrictions on commercial speech.19

      Third, the restriction cannot be sustained if it provides only ineffective or remote support for the asserted purpose.20 Instead, the regulation must ''directly advance'' the governmental interest. The Court resolves this issue with reference to aggregate effects, and does not limit its consideration to effects on the challenging litigant.Supp.31

      Fourth, if the governmental interest could be served as well by a more limited restriction on commercial speech, the excessive restriction cannot survive.21 The Court has rejected the idea that a ''least restrictive means'' test is required. Instead, what is now required is a ''reasonable fit'' between means and ends, with the means ''narrowly tailored to achieve the desired objective.''22

      http://supreme.lp.findlaw.com/constitution/amend me nt01/17.html

      I'd say that sums up my point.

      The Supreme Court is designated the interpreter of the Constitution as relates to law, so this "works."

      Note that Non-profit organizations and political organizations are not covered under this because they are not "advertising." They have no commercial interest (ostensibly).

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