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  1. Word macro viruses and alternate OSs.... on Google Toolbar for Firefox Released · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I used a Mac at the time and had numerous instances of identifying viruses in Word macros sent to me by windows users. The Mac version of Word didn't play macros automatically and warned that there was a suspicious one, and Disinfectant 3.7 could identify them. The reactions I would get from windows users is first a smug "Hah! You told me macs didn't have any virus problems" ... then after explaining that my Mac at best was functioning as a kind of typhoid mary for viruses that didn't have any impact on the system I'd hear, "oh, so it's nothing to worry about then"... a bit of convincing to get them to fire up an antivirus program that scans Word files for such macros and then "Holy shit! this thing is all over my system!" How little things change sometimes.... Of course I pulled that Disinfectant version number out of my ass but for some reason I suspect it is accurate.

    [by the way the Mac of the time, while far more secure than the windows of the time, certainly had its share of problems. The autostart worm was a particularly nasty one that I was lucky enough never to get bit by. ]

  2. Re:easily expoitable on Apple's 500 Million Songs · · Score: 1
    so why should I blow about 90 grand on crap I don't like?

    To get the free iPod, of course!

  3. Re:Google Bars on Google to Release Firefox Toolbar · · Score: 1
    So why is this news? WHY??

    Because the slashdot editors had a feeling it would annoy you.

  4. Re:inside the kernel on Understanding Mac OS X Kernel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mmmm, kernel pancake....

  5. Neanderthals With Attitude on Neanderthal Genome to be Sequenced · · Score: 1
    And you know what that means....

    It's PAYBACK TIME!!!

    And I, for one, welcome our Neanderthal overlords....

  6. Re:Coming soon to a neighborhood near you... on Maps on Path to Mass Innovation · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually you can do better than that with the chicagocrime.org site -- check out the division into types of crime. So if you want to know where to buy crack or where to get a handjob without leaving your car this map will help you out.

  7. That's funny on Is Programming Art? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I didn't know Jackson Pollack was an "artist" .... I just thought he was a shitty painter.

  8. But they're in first place where it counts -- on China Signs Anti-Spam Pact · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the brutality of their human rights situation. While American spammers get off easy with a mere 9 years of taxpayer-subsidized television and weightlifting, we can expect Chinese spammers to receive the torture and hard labor they so richly deserve...

  9. Re:Good on China Signs Anti-Spam Pact · · Score: 1
    China appears to be taking a page from Canada in how to be a liked country

    They're letting Americans slip into the country for cheap drugs and medical care?

  10. Re:Real Voodoo Ipod? on Real Wood iPod · · Score: 2, Funny

    African wood is far too large for an iPod. They are going to be better off using European or Asian wood.

  11. Re:Hmmm on BBC Offers Beethoven Symphonies for Download · · Score: 2, Funny
    if you only listen to the Ode to Joy, and take it out of the context of the greater work, then it is mindless triumphalism.

    Yeah -- that's the best part!

    That's the way I like to watch the news too -- just fast forward to the explosions. Everything else is just an appetizer.

  12. Re:On second look on Royal Society Finds Lost Newton Papers · · Score: 1

    Yes, but it's a gold ping pong ball. One that was made out of lead a minute ago.

  13. thats right on Royal Society Finds Lost Newton Papers · · Score: 1

    Lead into gold - there's nothing crazy about it at all. How the hell else do you think cockroaches will be able to afford this car?

  14. Re:Drugstores on Attack of the $1 DVDs · · Score: 1

    Maybe this one?

  15. the creamy center on Tempel 1 Impact Day After Tomorrow · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mmmm.... organic compounds....

  16. Re:Not only that! on A $251 Million Typo · · Score: 1

    is there any support for this or is it just some ranting AC? I don't see this name anywhere on the news story or anywhere in google for that matter.

  17. More details on A $251 Million Typo · · Score: 1

    this article claims it's only $223 million; a few more details here but not much. Nothing about a revolution in keyboard technology though.... This all sounds fishy, or at least incomplete.

  18. Re:How can such a mistake be made? on A $251 Million Typo · · Score: 1
    Confirmation Dialogue

    Do you really wish to buy $251 million worth of SCOX?

    [CANCEL] [OK]

  19. That's no fun on Japanese Robot Guards to Patrol Shops And Offices · · Score: 1

    These will be (not ethnically identified) robots patrolling Japanese shops and offices. I was hoping we would get Japanese robots patrolling shops and offices here in the US.

  20. something's wrong with this list on Justice O'Connor Retiring · · Score: 1

    Where's the CowboyNeal option?

  21. Why? on Justice O'Connor Retiring · · Score: 1
    If he picks Alberto Gonzales (currently attourney general), all hell may break loose.

    I don't see why -- we already have one justice who is pro-torture on the bench (Check out Clarence Thomas's interpretation of the 8th amendment). Then again, Thomas' confirmation was certainly no cakewalk.... but it had nothing to do with his pro-torture stance.

  22. Re:Bram's Creative writing is a little disturbing. on Bittorrent Creator A Digital Pirate? · · Score: 1
    Could stories like this one be used as proof that his website was all "fantasy" and he wasn't expressing ideas he truely would act upon?

    Either that, or used as evidence against him in a future rape trial.

  23. It's worse than that for software developers on Bittorrent Creator A Digital Pirate? · · Score: 1

    At least the crooked politicians can get blowjobs in the oval office.

  24. Nothing wrong with the grammar on Planet Discovered with a Massive Core · · Score: 1

    You take the massive core. You point it at the sky. You look through it. If you're lucky, you discover a planet this way. How hard is that to understand?

  25. typo on Vein Patterns to Verify Identity · · Score: 0

    you misspelled "Soylent Green is people"