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  1. alternatively... on Apple's Market Cap Exceeds Google's · · Score: 1

    If you had bought it in the early 80s when things were looking good and sold it all in the 90s when all seemed hopeless, you'd be too broke to buy any now.

  2. Re:Just Imagine! on What Should I Do With My Tech Junk? · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who read that as "disturbing computer projects"?

  3. yes there's a solution on Lenovo Intros the Monstrous ThinkPad W700 · · Score: 1

    It's called a USB cord, that connects your Wacom tablet so you can use it with your left hand, right hand, or your foot if you want to. Seriously, why the f*ck is there a Wacom next to the trackpad? Who needs that? It's too small for any serious work and it will just get in the way. The last thing I need is to accidentally leave the wacom enabled and push every button on the screen when I rest my wrist on it while typing.

  4. Apple has to do this for your own good on Lenovo Intros the Monstrous ThinkPad W700 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They are disabling your latte due to a bug in Java. Ewwwww

  5. in school? on Viruses Infected By Viruses · · Score: 2, Insightful

    you must be one of those students who are learning to write viruses...

  6. Re:Read in an Arnold voice: on California Can't Perform Pay Cut Because of COBOL · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll GOBACK

  7. Re:COBOL. on California Can't Perform Pay Cut Because of COBOL · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of COBOL Programmers out there, the problem is nobody in IT wants to hire old people.

    Can't they just outsource to Korea?

  8. Re:Good for him on Brian May, Rock Legend, Publishes His Thesis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As someone with a PhD, I can assure you that it doesn't. Posted anonymously for obvious reasons.
     
    D'oh!

  9. Re:Too pricey on Brian May, Rock Legend, Publishes His Thesis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Authors usually don't choose those prices, and a price like that generally reflects a low confidence that anyone besides libraries will purchase this work. In this case it seems like a strategic error; I bet there's a huge market for this among fans of his music if it were say $25. But I don't see how that market can be very large at this price point. I suppose once they notice interest in it they might consider releasing it in paperback. But a $71 price tag is generally not something an author wants to see on their published dissertation. I'm surprised he didn't negotiate something different though.

  10. Re:Rock legend becoming a PhD? on Brian May, Rock Legend, Publishes His Thesis · · Score: 1

    Not to belabor the obvious, but a Ph.D. in astrophysics literally *is* a rock legend.

  11. oh sure on 2008 Mozilla Summit Affected By Rock Slide · · Score: 4, Funny

    Typical slashbot; faced with massive memory leaks and crashes in Mozilla, you find a way to blame Vista.

  12. Re:Who does the RIAA represent? on Band Leaks Own Album, Blames Pirates · · Score: 1

    After all, haven't we decided it's best to go after the drug producers and major dealers instead of the runners and users?

    No doubt, man, the major dealers are the ones who always have the best stuff!

  13. Re:Will you download it? on Band Leaks Own Album, Blames Pirates · · Score: 1

    I unfortunately already did download the album before I heard about this. (Maybe it's just because of my recent relationships but I love that one song)... But they didn't even have to do it the honest way like you describe for it to be a respectable gimmick, IMHO; I would have loved to see them release it on bittorrent, pretend they didn't, but issued a press release thanking the pirates for getting their music out there and encouraging people to download it to see if they like it and then come to a show or buy a CD or t shirt or whatever. But this is totally despicable.

  14. no no you have it wrong on Apparent Suicide In Anthrax Case · · Score: 2, Funny

    We're fighting in Iraq so we don't have to fight the terrorists here! This guy did the anthrax attacks before we invaded Iraq; once we invaded Iraq, he stopped the attacks. It's pretty obvious that invading Iraq stopped him from further anthrax attacks. My logic is impeccable.

  15. what was given up by us? on DHS Allowed To Take Laptops Indefinitely · · Score: 1

    I don't see how this hurts anyone else's freedom. Does this even affect you if you're not a Muslim involved in a family dispute? And if you're a member of a Muslim family but you are not a Muslim, does it even apply to you?

  16. This patch is really good! on Apple Patches Kaminsky DNS Vulnerability · · Score: 1

    It seems to do more than patch DNS; my whole system is a lot snappier because of it. And I haven't even installed it yet!

  17. "Weev," dead at 24 on NYT Explores the World of Internet Trolls · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - troll legend Weev was found dead in his Minnesota home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the 4chan community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to LiveJournal. Truly an American icon.

  18. I don't get it on NYT Explores the World of Internet Trolls · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't want to start a holy war here, but what is the deal with you superior-to-linux windows box fanatics? I've been sitting here at my freelance gig in front of a superior-to-linux windows box (a Dell Inspiron w/an NVidia G84 graphics chip) for about 20 minutes now while it attempts to copy a 17 Meg file from one folder on the hard drive to another folder. 20 minutes. At home, on my Pentium Pro 200 running Slackware 3.6, which by all standards should be a lot slower than this superior-to-linux windows box, the same operation would take about 2 minutes. If that.

    In addition, during this file transfer, Virtual Beer Pong will not work. And everything else has ground to a halt. Even my Google face-swapping software is straining to keep up as I type this.

    I won't bore you with the laundry list of other problems that I've encountered while working on various superior-to-linux windows boxs, but suffice it to say there have been many, not the least of which is I've never seen a superior-to-linux windows box that has run faster than its Linux counterpart, despite the superior-to-linux windows boxs' superior NVIDIA graphics chips. My 486/66 with 8 megs of ram runs faster than this 300 mhz superior-to-linux windows machine at times. From a productivity standpoint, I don't get how people can claim that the superior-to-linux windows box is a superior machine.

    Superior-to-linux windows box addicts, flame me if you'd like, but I'd rather hear some intelligent reasons why anyone would choose to use a superior-to-linux windows box over other faster, cheaper, more stable systems.

  19. The NYT is dying on NYT Explores the World of Internet Trolls · · Score: 4, Funny

    Netcraft confirms: NYT is dying
    Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered NYT community when recently IDC confirmed that NYT accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all newspapers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that NYT has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. NYT is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent journalist comprehensive reporting test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict NYT's future. The hand writing is on the wall: NYT faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for NYT because NYT is dying. Things are looking very bad for NYT. As many of us are already aware, NYT continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. NYTimes.com is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    NYT leader Sulzberger states that there are 7000 readers of nytimes.com. How many readers of the Boston Globe are there? Let's see. The number of NY Times versus Boston Globe posts on Usenet (which is also dying, BTW) is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Boston Globe readers. Tuscaloosa Times posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Boston Globe posts. Therefore there are about 700 readers of the Tuscaloosa Times. A recent article put the Sarasota Herald-Tribune at about 80 percent of the NYT market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Sarasota Herald-Tribune readers. This is consistent with the number of Sarasota Herald-Tribune Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of West 1st Street, abysmal sales and that douchebag Sam Zell, the Los Angeles Times went out of business and was taken over by the Chicago Tribune who sell another troubled newspaper. Now the Tribune is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that the NYT has steadily declined in market share. The NYT is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If the NYT is to survive at all it will be among news hobbyist dabblers. The NYT continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the NYT is dead.

    Fact: NYT is dead

  20. Dude! on Face-Swapping Software To Protect Privacy · · Score: 1

    That's awesome man not only did you post a completely off-topic comment as a response to the douchebaggiest comment on this page, but you managed to Godwin the thread using only your sig.

  21. Re:Significance on NASA Announces Water Found On Mars · · Score: 1

    The main significance of this discovery is that we now have something to add to Martian single-malt whiskey (known locally as "Martch").

  22. slacks? on Citizens Spy On Big Brother · · Score: 1

    Why would the police care which linux distribution you run?

  23. won't work on R.I.P Usenet: 1980-2008 · · Score: 2, Funny

    if the government is more precise in what they shut down (ie, if they shut down just alt.binaries)

    This will only kill the binary pron, leading to a new rebirth of ASCII pron!

  24. Netcraft is wrong; we need hard data on R.I.P Usenet: 1980-2008 · · Score: 3, Informative

    As all followers of the *BSD troll understand, the only way to truly know if something is dead is to look at the numbers. So we must measure the number of posts to usenet that mention usenet and see if that number has gone up or down over the past few years.

  25. Oh no on Cuil Proves the Bubble Is Back · · Score: 1

    Please don't let prison rape be the new Godwin.