Here's to 26 more patches to fix the 26 patches that plugged 26 security holes to open up 26 more! Yippee! But next month there'll be 27 patches, 26 of which close newly-created security holes, and 1 recently discovered hole. But we're not going to hear about the new holes until the next press release/security patch announcement. Forget about being proactive, or finding work-arounds. Just leave those holes open, and wait for your software company to spoon-feed you the latest "security release", so that you're "more secure". Open-source may consist of a bunch of cretins, but at least most project have some semblance of a community. It's like "Hey Jimbo, I just found a hole in TheBucket 2.0!" "Hot Damn, Billy Ray! Let me check wit' th' naybors to see if anyone's got sum solder, or duct tape, or sumpin' while we wait 'ntill Ma' gits a new vershun."
Well, that was a bit of a tirade. Just my 26 cents and 1 peso.
The ADD/ADHD mind is taking over the world. Kneel before your overlords! Hold on. I gotta take this call. I need to respond to this email. Check out my binary clock! Let me check my calendar. Ack! My pager just went off. Darnit! The bulb on my USB lava lamp went out!
Hmmm, I think Mir will go down
2001-03-25 14:45:50.
The Communist newspaper Zavtra was reporting that a kamikaze astronaut was going to crash Mir into the Manhattan island, "thus destroying 'world evil' and 'free' Russia from foreign occupation.
http://www.spaceviews.com/2000/12/12b.html
That would be an interesting thing to see.
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Aren't you dead, or was the rest of the world in a mushroom trip for the last 7 years? I guess we'd better get out our timewave formulas.
Wombats were put here by pirates to test our faith.
Sheesh! Read between the lines people!
You took the words right out of my mouth...
...and the snack right out the their mouths.
/Exactly what I was thinking as I read the synopsis.
Here's to 26 more patches to fix the 26 patches that plugged 26 security holes to open up 26 more! Yippee!
But next month there'll be 27 patches, 26 of which close newly-created security holes, and 1 recently discovered hole. But we're not going to hear about the new holes until the next press release/security patch announcement. Forget about being proactive, or finding work-arounds. Just leave those holes open, and wait for your software company to spoon-feed you the latest "security release", so that you're "more secure".
Open-source may consist of a bunch of cretins, but at least most project have some semblance of a community. It's like "Hey Jimbo, I just found a hole in TheBucket 2.0!" "Hot Damn, Billy Ray! Let me check wit' th' naybors to see if anyone's got sum solder, or duct tape, or sumpin' while we wait 'ntill Ma' gits a new vershun."
Well, that was a bit of a tirade. Just my 26 cents and 1 peso.
Doctor Fun had this envisioned earlier this year! Mr. Virgin owes David Farley some royalties due to prior art!
Oh, uh... nevermind.
A GIANT SPIDER IS ATTACKING THE SPACE SHUTTLE ATLANTIS!
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I saw this on Fark, so it must be true! Here's photographic evidence: http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?chanID=sa003&art
Actually, Window is her middle name.
Her first initial is "M".
I know her real first name! Nyah Nyah Nyah!
Could this be the reason why they're purchasing Softricity? (Other than the obvious reason that SoftGrid is kick-ass)
The ADD/ADHD mind is taking over the world. Kneel before your overlords!
Hold on. I gotta take this call.
I need to respond to this email.
Check out my binary clock!
Let me check my calendar.
Ack! My pager just went off.
Darnit! The bulb on my USB lava lamp went out!
I don't feel so unappreciated now!
Hmmm, I think Mir will go down 2001-03-25 14:45:50. The Communist newspaper Zavtra was reporting that a kamikaze astronaut was going to crash Mir into the Manhattan island, "thus destroying 'world evil' and 'free' Russia from foreign occupation. http://www.spaceviews.com/2000/12/12b.html That would be an interesting thing to see.