I apologize for insulting the superior ethics of the modern school superintendent. I publicly acknowledge that no superintendent or teacher would ever be corrupt and in fact, are incapable of doing anything that would compromise the safety and education of our students. Of course, none of them would let someone fall through the cracks just to raise their numbers or get a bonus. None of them would ever tell their students anything bad about themselves. Finally, it is widely known that moral standards are higher and higher the further you travel up the chain of command in government institutions.
I cannot believe that I let my misguided cynicism get in the way of Truthiness. Slashdot, can you ever forgive me for daring to even joke about something that obviously could never happen?
But seriously... Troll? I could see -1, Sad But True.
I just got an email from HP about this.
HP's Personal Systems Group is the #1 PC maker on the planet, and that won't change. I can assure you our future is brighter than ever.
Spirit of a Startup
Our preferred course to harness our vision of the future is to build a separate, more agile company. It's time to think like a startup again. It's time to be nimble and revolutionary. It's time again for world-changing innovation. And so, it's time we realized we're at a crossroads in an evolving HP.
But don't misunderstand: We-the same great
folks who make HP PCs today-will make them tomorrow. We will continue to build on our legacy creating reliable, stylish, and high-performance PCs to improve your personal and professional life.
Didn't we see a huge backlash from security and AV vendors when Microsoft wanted to put anti-virus into Windows? Time for MagicISO and Alcohol 120% to take their turn.
At first, I didn't believe this was true. However, Netcraft has confirmed it. So enjoy your time, CmdrTaco, but I suggest staying on this side of the globe. For I hear that in Soviet Russia, Slashdot retires YOU!
(Just as long as the single window mode is NOT default.)
How about it asks you during installation/upgrade? A picture of the two modes and you click on the choice you want. It will tell you that you can switch at any time by going to Menu -> Menu Item. There could also be a checkbox for "Send my choice to the developers to vote for this as the default setting." Another checkbox for "Always use this choice when upgrading."
To everyone, not just the parent:
Does EVERYTHING have to be a freaking fight? The crybabies here want choice until the choice presented is not THEIR choice. Make it a damn choice, choose the one you want and get on with life. Damn, people... I thought we were nerds and geeks here. Do you people really not go through all the menu items (or.conf file) on installation and configure it just right anyway?
Slashdot Mirror
Why so many programming language creators are dying these days?
Bee sting allergies?
First, put a white border around it. Then put a black border around the white border.
To the Slashdotter who marked that Troll...
I apologize for insulting the superior ethics of the modern school superintendent. I publicly acknowledge that no superintendent or teacher would ever be corrupt and in fact, are incapable of doing anything that would compromise the safety and education of our students. Of course, none of them would let someone fall through the cracks just to raise their numbers or get a bonus. None of them would ever tell their students anything bad about themselves. Finally, it is widely known that moral standards are higher and higher the further you travel up the chain of command in government institutions.
I cannot believe that I let my misguided cynicism get in the way of Truthiness. Slashdot, can you ever forgive me for daring to even joke about something that obviously could never happen?
But seriously... Troll? I could see -1, Sad But True.
then you could foe the IP address
Because everyone has one single static IP for their entire life?
Crap, forgot to format it... sorry everyone.
I just got an email from HP about this. HP's Personal Systems Group is the #1 PC maker on the planet, and that won't change. I can assure you our future is brighter than ever. Spirit of a Startup Our preferred course to harness our vision of the future is to build a separate, more agile company. It's time to think like a startup again. It's time to be nimble and revolutionary. It's time again for world-changing innovation. And so, it's time we realized we're at a crossroads in an evolving HP. But don't misunderstand: We-the same great folks who make HP PCs today-will make them tomorrow. We will continue to build on our legacy creating reliable, stylish, and high-performance PCs to improve your personal and professional life.
Nobody will be there to see Skynet become self-aware. What... you thought the end of humanity wouldn't come from AOL?
Not sure if she has that job anymore.
I doubt it. She's probably superintendent of the district now with that attitude.
I suggest using that Windows 8 preview to see if SW:TOR will run correctly.
Or just complete 99% of your work and it will automatically shut down for you... after it finishes installing the latest 213 updates.
You should set up a robodialer to call them until they respond.
Post a copy of your patent application on your website as soon as you turn it in.
You'll note that if I recreate his work on a different external drive
Wouldn't that be a derivative work?
You should blow up an art gallery. THAT is art....
No, that's pieces of art.
(and in return you can't put a tablet in your pocket)
I bet some of the basement dwellers here have large enough pants.
5) "Schutzstaffel!" That was yelled by the blue guys in wolf3d, IIRC.
Mmm... Gipper Chips and Tipper Dip!
Didn't we see a huge backlash from security and AV vendors when Microsoft wanted to put anti-virus into Windows? Time for MagicISO and Alcohol 120% to take their turn.
Somebody want to vMotion this back where it belongs? I can't afford the license...
Swoosh®!
FTFY
At first, I didn't believe this was true. However, Netcraft has confirmed it. So enjoy your time, CmdrTaco, but I suggest staying on this side of the globe. For I hear that in Soviet Russia, Slashdot retires YOU!
(Just as long as the single window mode is NOT default.)
How about it asks you during installation/upgrade? A picture of the two modes and you click on the choice you want. It will tell you that you can switch at any time by going to Menu -> Menu Item. There could also be a checkbox for "Send my choice to the developers to vote for this as the default setting." Another checkbox for "Always use this choice when upgrading."
.conf file) on installation and configure it just right anyway?
To everyone, not just the parent:
Does EVERYTHING have to be a freaking fight? The crybabies here want choice until the choice presented is not THEIR choice. Make it a damn choice, choose the one you want and get on with life. Damn, people... I thought we were nerds and geeks here. Do you people really not go through all the menu items (or
I know! It certainly IS ironic that Microsoft would employ someone named Mwende!! L0lZ!!one
If they really wanted to know who I am it probably wouldn't take too much effort
They could probably just look at your sig and get your name and some nice pictures of your kid.
Thanks everyone!